Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 36 - Dope On A Rope

Episode Date: January 30, 2023

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's a potato brush: Ricky spills his beauty secrets! The Boys pay tribute to Lisa Marie Presley and David Crosby, and reveal why Croz wasn't their fan! Plus: Power slaps, cockfights and more-than-kissing cousins...

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. I don't care what you say, Tom Selleck had the nicest mustache of the 80s. I don't know, man. Burt Reynolds. The Bandit? He had that. That was before fucking... That had nothing. That was way before

Magnum P.I. Smoking the Bandit. I'm talking his straight 80s. Nothing compared to... It was Magnum in Playgirl. Like Burt Reynolds was. I didn't even know he was in Playgirl. Bullshit. Did you have the...

That German girl, she had a pretty nice mustache as well. Ooh. I forget her name. The German girl with the mustache. Was she in Playboy? Should have been. What are you talking about? When was this, back in the 70s?

It might have been the 70s. That probably wasn't the mustache. It was probably jungle down there, bud. Getting confused. I'm talking about Tom Selleck's mustache. I'm talking about jungle fever here, my friend. Back in the 70s. How come he never had, like, a fucking product line?

Who? Tom Selleck's mustache. Creams. Yes. Because people weren't intock's mustache. Creams. Yes. But you did. Because people weren't into mustache cream in the 80s.

They would just use, you know, They would just keep it from stinking. He probably washed it. Take a shower, man. Yeah, but beards and mustaches

You might have had a little stash brush that he gave it a scrub with. He sold those. You would have a toothbrush and a stash brush. I would have bought one for sure. Do your teeth.

Put that away. Put toothpaste on your stash brush. You don't, when you've got one of these, you don't need, you just got to take a fucking shower, boys. You don't got a leg. Fuck, guys. You've got one. You know what the fuck I'm talking about?

Does your mustache stink a lot? Do you? I use products. What kind of products? Just various lovely concoctions. Like what? What kind of fucking products are you? You're so full of shit, man.

He's got elegant beard oil. He's probably using like Lurd or something on there. I've seen elegant beard oils in his safety cabinet or whatever it's called. A little dab of shampoo, a little dab of body wash, and I use a potato brush. A potato brush? Yeah. Do you use a potato brush?

No, that's pretty clean. What the fuck is a potato brush? Pretty clean down there, bubs. What type of brush do you use on that? We have those little puffs. Yes. Shower puffs, is that what they're called? Yes, I think Puff Daddy should have had a line of those.

They work well. You know the shower puffs? Imagine if Puff Daddy sold those. Shower Puff Daddy. Yeah, but I'm sure he's making enough money. I also still have soap on a rope. You still have a soap on the rope still have a soap on the rope i like soap on the rope soap on a rope soap on how long have you had the soap on a rope before well it

wears out you got to get a new one i didn't think who sold them they have a nice scent they sold those in the 70s they still sell them do they oh Soap on a rope. Yep. No, Ricky, that hasn't been around since the 70s. Who sold it? They used to have those parties, remember? What the fuck? They'd have the party where all the ladies would come and you would sell them all the, not topperware, but it was something like that.

Avon or something? Avon! Was that it? Soap on a rope. Avon, they've got that other one where you get a pink fucking Cadillac. Was it Mary something? Mary Kay. Mary Kay.

That was the big thing back in junior high. Who could hang the soap off the rope, off their wiener? That's like, what? I never played that game. Really? Who were you playing that with? You play it with yourself, but you just. Playing with yourself with the soap on a rope.

So what would you do? Like just hang things off the soap on a rope. You mount... So what would you do? Like, just hang things off yourself with a rope on the rope? Like what? Just see how strong you're... Where else was the soap going? You need a rope. You weren't using it as a retrieval rope, were you? What do you mean by that now?

It goes in places? I never tried that. Gloves. Well, he said... You got a sick mind, man. Didn't he say retrieval rope? So you're basically saying he's rammed the soap into his ass and then retrieve it and yank it out real quick? I don't know.

That's how you would do a thorough cleaning. That would be. You want it to clean really well. I mean, if you wore it down in a proper shape, I guess. A cock shape. Rope on the rope. Cylindrical. Cylindrical fucking soap.

Okay. Phallic on a rope. Well, we've learned something new about Ricky. He shapes his soap on the rope. I didn't. I said if you did, it would be because you wouldn't want to ram a fucking rectangle in there. Well, you got to clean air. Air is full anyway, buddy. That's the main thing. Cock on a rope. All right. A rod. Because he wouldn't want to ram a fucking rectangle in there. Well, you got to clean air. Air's full anyway, buddy.

That's the main thing. Cock on a rope. All right, moving on. I can't believe it's January the 27th already. I can't believe. Next time we do this, we'll be fucking February. Boys, we lost two more fucking people in the last week or so. God damn it.

Lisa Marie Presley. Hot. I know. Awesome. She seemed like a really cool person. She Marie Presley. Hot. I know. Awesome. She seemed like a really cool person. She was very cool from what I know.

Very down to earth and shit. From what I know. Being the king's daughter. Yes. A lot of attention, man. Yeah. Yeah, that's a shame.

She was married to Nicolas Cage fucking for about two weeks. Good friends with Axel. Yep. Good friends with here. Cheers to... He performed at her funeral.

I know he did. He played November Rain. Yeah. So cheers to Lisa Marie. God love her. This is Jade Sheridan Graceland. That's her dad and her son, I believe. Yes.

Tragedy, man. Terrible. She was not very old. And then there's another person. Who was her dad when he died on the toilet? Elvis? 41? 42.

42. Wasn't he? Yeah. I think that's... I remember at the time thinking, oh, he's 42. He's an old man. I know. 42.

I'm on the toilet. I'm like, don't force it out, Ricky. He might die like the king. Yeah, his girlfriend was with him. She was like, you know what's fucked up about that? She was with him. He went into the bathroom. She's like, fuck, he's taking an awful long time.

Six hours long. Like, you'd think... Who was with him? His girlfriend at the time. It's like, fuck, he's taking an awful long time. Six hours long. Like, you'd think Who was with him? His girlfriend at the time. It wasn't Priscilla? No, man. He was done with her way back.

She was, yeah. That was long. That ended a long time, man, before that. So she let him go for six hours? Went to the bathroom and said,

I'll be back in a bit. Thank you very much. Went in, fucking sat down six hours later. Maybe it was normal for Elvis to take six-hour shifts. Six-hour. Some people do conduct their whole business day.

You have to have like a Nintendo Game Boy or something. But, man, just going out there on your own. Like, come on. Who wants to spend six hours? But Elvis, he probably had, they might have had laptops. What year did he die? No, they didn't have laptops. Well, he had have had laptops. What year did he die? No, they didn't have laptops. Well, he had fucking different types.

He had a cell phone, an old... That was a walkie-talkie. He might have been on his walkies. When did he fucking die? 1976 or something? 77, wasn't it? 77? He might have been on walkie-talkies in there doing business.

70-something for sure. Doing business with the Memphis Mafia. He did have the craziest shit of its day. Yes, he was a technology... He liked gold. He wasn't just the king of rock and roll. He was also the king of cutting-edge technology. Didn't he have a gold shitter?

Three TVs. Gold shitter? I don't know if he had a gold shitter. Yeah, he did on his plane. Gold car, I think. I was on his plane. What'd you have to do to get on that? Yeah, man.

Buy a fucking ticket at Graceland. Oh, okay. I wasn't on it when it was flying, obviously, but I was on it. Gold-plated seatbelts. Gold-plated sinks? Yeah. Gold toilet, maybe? That's true. But, I mean, it maybe was common for sinks. Yeah. Gold toilet, maybe. That's true.

But, I mean, it maybe was common for him to take a sex hour, boo. You don't know. Don't know. He was the king. He could do whatever he wants, man. It was a rumor that he had a gold-plated wiener, but they said that wasn't true in the end. I don't think that was ever that true. I just said, who told you that?

A crackhead? I don't know. But if you gold-plated it while it was... Why would a crackhead know that? Just fucking around with him, trying to bum money. I got a secret about Elvis. He had a gold-plated cock. Now, give me an order.

No, man, he did not. If you plated it while it was hard, though, it would be harder all the time, wouldn't it? No, it would melt. Because you'd have to put it into liquid gold, Ricky. That melts at about fucking No, it would melt. Because you'd have to put it into liquid gold, Ricky. That melts at about fucking 1,200 degrees Celsius. You could make a cast of the cock and then put that

gold around it and then stick it on. Back in the day, man. It's not plated, then, though, is it? Suit of armors used to have the cock fucking attached to it. I know they did, but that wasn't plated. If you wrapped it in asbestos, I think it would be alright. No, you would need one of the tiles off the space shuttle.

Round your wiener. I don't think Elvis would have went through this kind of trouble, Ricky. He did not have a gold plate of cotton. No, I know. There was that rumor going around for about four years. Four years? I don't think it ever caught traction for four years, Ricky. I think it was probably in your head for four years.

Okay, I have a question I need to know now. Why in the fuck did you say I had to wear a space shirt today? Why is it space team? Why is Julian got on a space t-shirt? I don't have a... It's a special space t-shirt. This is not a space t-shirt. Well, it's black, like the void of space.

All right. Okay, it's... Okay, what are you saying? Why? Buzz Aldrin. Got married. Buzz Aldrin. Got married. Buzz Aldrin? Yeah.

Who's that? Buzz Almond? Not Buzz Almond. His name is Buzz Aldrin, Ricky. Why do you keep thinking his name is Buzz Almond? I don't know. He got married. He's 93, boys. Why would he do that? Because he still can bang, obviously, and he wants to get her going, man. You know what?

I think the flight to the moon did something to him because he's 93. So I just, yes, I want to get her. You know what I mean? He's 93, Buzz. Suited up in his honor. Buzz Aldrin married, and the lady is, I don't know, in her 60s? 63. That's a big of a gap. It's fucking amazing.

Big gap. Wow. How do you know? 30 years, isn't it? All the time. Ah, Buffs, you don't. I just heard him say big gap. I didn't know.

Well, she might. So she's still good to go? She must be. She's what? I don't know. I don't know if they're marrying just for banging. Oh, they're banging. Buzz is banging, bud.

I wonder if they need any... 93. They must need some products to help that situation out, I would think. Well, you don't know. They might have been just marrying for love. Some people do that, you know? Why? Astronauts can bang till forever, basically. I don't that, you know? Why? Astronauts get banged

till forever, basically. I don't know, something in space. Yeah, but she may not be, well, yeah, we don't need to talk

about that. She just has to lie there. Fucking let her rip, Buzz. Get the buzz out. Todd's very loving. That sounds like a perfect marriage. I got a lot of respect

for this guy because he's nice. They might need some lightning glide or whatever it's called. Lube? Lightning glide? Lightning glide. What is that? Is it a product? Astroglide?

Oh, is that what it is? Yeah. Well, that's fitting for them. Yes, because he's an astronaut. Put on the astroglide. Well, that's fitting for them. Yes, because he's an astronaut, put on the Astro Glide. I think the self... And launch. The self-lubricating system usually breaks down before that age, I think.

Ricky. Oh, man. No, no, no, no, no. I don't know that. I'm not. I don't have one, so I just thought that it did. Why else do they sell those products? That's not just for that.

Astroclast is just for banging straight up. No, it isn't. What, are you going to put it on your fucking chain on your bike? No, but it's for pulling the goalie. Oh, whoops. It's for pulling the goalie. Okay, all right. That's the main use, whoops. It's for pulling the goalie. Okay, all right.

That's the main use, I believe. No, it's for, it's for banging, man. No,

not just banging. I didn't, so Astro Glide, you think it's just Jack off gel. Is that what you're saying? I think that's probably what the biggest

seller is. We need, you know what? We need to, we need to find instructions. Who's that guy? Look it up. What was his name?

We went to school. His name was Pat, I think. He used to use it for something else. He used to take it with him. He called it tit lube. Oh, no, that wasn't astroglide. No, he used to just take baby oil. Okay, so there is other things he used it for, I guess.

For tit lube. Yeah. Oh, so there is other things you use it for, I guess. For tit lube. Yeah. Oh, okay. What are you looking at? I've got no fucking idea. There's fucking shit all written. Man, there was a story that just came out that happened at Christmas time. This fucking girl is smart. She

sent part of a Christmas cookie and some little partially eaten gnawed-on carrot sticks to the police department in Rhode Island. She's like, I'm going to test this for Santa's DNA, see if that motherfucker's real. Smart girl. How old was she? Twelve.

Oh, okay. That's pretty great. I thought you meant like a full-grown person. And they tested it. It was Santa. No, I made that part up. I don't think they knew what to do, but yeah. Well.

They're going to have to tell her that. How do you fucking respond to that as a police department? Say results inconclusive. Could have been Santa, maybe not. That's good. Was not a clean enough sample to get... Mixed DNA. Yes.

It appears that it could have been the Easter Bunny. Because they have his DNA, obviously. And Santa's. It was contaminated with some reindeer piss. That's what they could say. Reindeer wings. What are we talking about? I haven't listened to you guys.

I'm trying to get the Astro Lube up here. Astroglide. Oh, it's Astroglide, and I can't get anything working, man. There must be the fucking rainstorm going on here right now. It's fucking nuts. Try Lightning Lube. Lightning Lube. That sounds like something for a car, or something for your muscles what's what's the oldest cat you know of

um living or of all time of all time 32 shut up really i think so holy Okay, cats are smarter than dogs. Oldest dog ever? 23. Chihuahua. Yeah, Chihuahua in Ohio. He's still fucking alive. 23 years old.

So why does that make... It's the world's oldest dog. Yeah, but why does it make the cats smarter? Because it's living older. They take care of themselves more. Fuck that. They probably know what they need to eat. They don't do dumb dog stuff and get themselves...

They do exercising and little fucking hops. Cats have nine lives, so it's a little bit unfair. Have you tested that whole nine-life thing? But here's the fucking crazy... They found this motherfucker 13 years ago at a grocery store. He was all fucked up, had bloodstains around his neck from a chain or some shit. He was shaved right up his back. And the grocery store was like,

yeah, that motherfucker's been hanging out for a few days. We've been feeding him scraps. He followed them to their car, jumped right in the backseat, and they're like, eh, fuck it, we'll take him home. Then they had him tested, found out he's fucking, yeah, he's like 23 years old now. In the Guinness Book of World Motherfuckers. They got, look at that, just by fluke,

they got the world's greatest dog. Or oldest, maybe not the greatest. He could be a little... Fuck chihuahuas, man. You don't like chihuahuas? They're yappy little fucks. Do you remember when he used to see the word chihuahua and he would try to say it? Chihuahua, he would say.

Chihuahua. Look, it is chihuahua. It should be what you might call it. But I can't believe you've never heard of the word chihuahua, he would say. Look, it is Chihuahua. It should be what you might call it. But I can't believe you've never heard of the word Chihuahua. Hawaii. Chihuahua. Hawaiian dog. Chihuahua.

Holy fuck, the wood frog can hold his piss up to eight months. Now that's... We talked about this already. I know, but I'm just... Wood frog piss. How do you keep landing on the wood frog piss page? My mother must be related to a wood frog. My who?

My mother. Why? Could she hold her piss? How could she ever? Drink a fucking two dozen beer, not piss until fucking two days later. She was pissing on the floor under the table. She might have had a diaper on. I never thought of that.

She always had a dress on. She's probably just pissing on the floor, scuffing it into the table. She might have had a diaper on. I never thought of that. She always had a dress on. She's probably just pissing on the floor, scuffing it into the carpet. Wow, man. Bird migration, eh? Something else. What are you doing? I don't know. It's like, it's at the point where the edibles start hitting, and you're like...

And you're fascinated with the way birds migrate. Well, no, man. Do you know how it all started? Do you know how it all fucking started? No. Yeah, that was really... Is it ever fucking cold up here? A stork shot by a hunter in Germany back in 1822

was found with a Central African spear piercing its throat, providing scientists with the first evidence for long-distance bird migration. Yeah, well, I've had a little bit. I wish somebody could have hit him with the spear there and brought the spear from Africa. I had a little red bird fucking attacking

my fucking window here the last couple days. What'd you do? And I found out it's from, like, a long ways away. It's not fucking from here. Storm. What is it? It's a not a tandem bomb. It's a scarlet fucking... Johansson. Nope. What is it? It's a tandem, not a tandem bomb. It's a scarlet fucking... Joanne.

No. She's alive. I forget the name of it now, but it's not from here. It's fucking... It keeps attacking the window. Sees his reflection. Thinks it's another bird. Keeps waking me up, little fuck face.

Anyway, I went on the line. I thought it was like one of those cardinals. No. Some rare bird. I got a rare bird living here, boys. You got a rare bird in your pants, too? Fucking right I do. Everybody should want to see it.

I don't know if you should say that, public rigging. No, everyone doesn't want to see it. This woman, her and her husband were looking at, they're having a baby and they're trying to come up with names, so they're going through, she's, this woman, her husband were looking at, they're having a baby. They're trying to come up with names. So they're going through, she's on one computer. He's on the other computer looking up their family trees. Yeah.

Trying to see what name might be good from the grandparents and shit. She's like, oh, this is a good name. My great grandmother's name was such and such. And he goes, oh, fuck, that's weird. My great grandmother's name is that too. No, no. Yep. Same great-great-grandfather.

Cousins. Married with a kid. Oh, how'd the kid turn out? They're only third cousins, so he's fine. That'd be a little freaky. Oh, fuck, yeah. My great-grandmother's name is that fucking, too. It must have been a unique, like, it couldn't have been, like, Carol or something.

No. It must have been a pretty unique name. Ginseng. Chai Hua Hua. Ginseng. That's the fucking name? No, I made that up. I don't know.

If her name was Chai Hua Hua. It would be weird to be married and then you're like, oh, fuck. I'm married to my cousin. Bang on my cousin. I think I'm going to go around town bragging about that one. Why would you brag about that? That's a bit of a mix-up, man. Actually, I would.

Married to my cousin. Just had a kid. It's healthy. It's all good. He's fine. So far. So far. Yeah, but I bet you lots of cousins married each other, man.

Oh, fuck. Back in the day, they did. If you're living on an island, there's only 50 people. You don't have a lot of choice. You're eventually banging a cousin. It's just like dogs. Dogs end up banging each other. Well, fuck Australia.

They sent all these people down, convicts and shit. There must have been a lot of fucking cousin fucking back then. Didn't Jerry Lee Lewis marry his cousin? He sure did, man. He was famous. Yeah, and it's a bit fucking weird, isn't it? Yes. It's a different time period, because today that would be very frowned upon.

Have you guys ever been to a cockfight? What type? Well, the, you know, the chicken ones. No, I don't have any. Have you been to the other ones? No, I haven't been to any but you mean where

they put the braziers and shit on their fucking little lightsaber I don't want to see that who wants to

see two chickens no but here's where I didn't know there was two fucking men killed in India in separate

cockfighting accidents but I didn't know this they strapped fucking knives to their claws

yeah that's what I said I didn't know that. Yeah, man. I thought it was just a full-on fucking, I'm going to peck you to death. No, the claws are their fucking, that's their shit, man. So one of the guys, somebody spooked a little cock.

He flies over and lands on the guy's hand and slits a fucking vein. Cock sucker bled out on the way to the hospital. That's fucking dumb. And then the other one, he fucking roosted him in his leg, cut his little leg. He fucking bled out. Yeah. It's a dangerous sport.

It's not a sport, first of all. It's not legal. No, no, it's definitely not legal. You can't have, you shouldn't be making two animals. I didn't know you strapped razor blades, like you could do that with cats, dogs. Ricky, yes you could, but don't give anybody any ideas. Razor- Fuck. Oh, have you seen Power Slap?

Yeah. What's that? Power Slap's on TBS and it's just two guys. They stand there, and they just crank each other. Some of those are fucking violent, man. It's the craziest sport I've ever seen. Did you see, buddy, that one? Like, you're slapping, you're getting the shit slapped out of you all day.

It's not slaps, though. My God, it's like the most. But Buddy's fucking head was deformed on one side. Yeah. See that, dude? It was curved. All day, the guy. Because you always get hit on the same side.

You know how much you won? $5,000. That's it? Yeah, man. Why would you take that kind of abuse for five grand? Because you were fucked. Jesus Christ. That wouldn't even cover the amount of Advil you'd have to take.

You'd have to take something, man. Like, Buddy's face was fucked. Anyway. It's a grant? I thought you were going to say five million. No, man. Anyway, power slap, dumb sport. Yeah.

But it's kind of cool to watch. Do you like watching it? Can't watch it. Do people get knocked out in soccer? Yes. Yeah, man. That's fucked. And you got to stand there with your arms on your back.

You take it, man. You just fuck. See, got to stand there with your arms on your back. You take it, man. You just fuck. See, I can see you being all right at that. I like that shit. But. I like to see him with your face out the ear for five grand. Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck power slap. But, man. But you know what? I think after the first one, after you got really hit hard, it's like gravy for the rest of them. Because you're just out of it? You're just not going to feel the rest of them as much as you would for the first one. See, I don't know. If you had to power slap, would you go with your left or your right?

Right, man. Imagine the neutrons of fucking force coming at you with those big beasts. I would love to fucking slap somebody hard. Neutrons of force. Is that what it's measured in? I forget. Not neutrons, Ricky. Newtons.

He's a smart guy. The Newtons of force. I didn't know what you were doing. They were a smart family? Oh, yeah. Newton had, who else was smart in the Newton family? Wasn't it a couple of twin brothers that came up with all that smart shit?

There was Sir Isaac Newton. Yeah. Who was his twin brother? Damien? I don't know. Damien Newton. Sir Damien Newton. Can you see if there's a Damien Newton?

No, he wasn't. He came up with the Fig Newton. Wasn't as smart as the other guy. His twin brother did not invent the Fig Newton, Ricky. Isaac Newton's twin brother, Damien, did not invent the Fig Newton. I'm sure of it.

I'm sure of it. Fuck. Wasn't there a Juice Newton? Yes. Juice Newton was a singer. What song? Juice Newton was She's. What song? What was your famous song? Juice Newton was um...

She's got a famous one, man. Yes, she's got a few. She was hot, wasn't she? Like, very pretty? Juice Newton? Just give me one second, I'll have it. I'd look it up, but uh... You can't? No. Who sang Betty Davis' Eyes?

No, that was Kim Carnes. Yeah. She was good. Juice Newton. Juice Newton, for fuck's sakes. God damn it. Juice... Newton.

Well, her one song should have been called Juice, for sure. Okay, we got her. Juice Newton songs, here we go. Oh, fuck, I knew this, too. I know it. Give it to me. Queen of Hearts, buddy. Oh, my fucking God.

Fuck. Playing with the Queen of Hearts. That's what you got to do. Angel of the Morning. Oh, that's a good song. Just call me Angel of the Morning. Sweetest thing I've ever heard. It's the sweetest thing I ever heard.

Is that it? I don't know the melody to that heard. It's the sweetest thing I ever heard. Is that it? I don't know the melody to that one. Love's been a little bit heard? Love's been a little bit heard. Why is it so hard? Did you know vending machines in Japan, you can get like alcohol, you can get bread. You can get everything, man. Fresh seafood.

Guns. Everything. Tobacco and everything. Guns? You can't buy guns and vending machines in Japan, right? Rifs. Everything. Tobacco. Guns? You can't buy guns and vending machines in Japan right now. Rifles. No. And edible insects.

You can buy fried crickets, giant water bugs, tarantulas, scorpions. Fuck, what a time they're having over there. Those have been a little bit hard on me. Oh, she's very good looking. The shoulder bouncer. I've got nothing to be ashamed of. I'm gonna get on me. On me.

And I'm sorry. What does that song mean? Love's been a little bit hard on me. Broken hearts and shit, man. I thought she was pounding so hard that she had injuries. I wasn't watching that, Reggie. She was pounding on the top of the wall and fell off. Um, I got a 90-degree hook in my wiener.

Love's been a little bit hard on me. I see you got burnt on January the 27th. Oh, fuck. Wolfgang Puck. No, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Mozart. Was he good? Yes.

He was good. Very good, Ricky. Very good. They still talk about and perform his music to this day. A lot of people say he didn't write it all, though. Who says that? What's that he's pounding on? I don't know, man.

It's battery powered. Is that an Australian cane toad? No, that's not real. That's not real. All right, we need a little screwdriver. Lewis Carroll, English author, Alice in Wonderland. Yes. 1832.

Yeah, Lewis Carroll. Oh, the fucking captain of the fucking Titanic up on Edward Smith. Who cares? He was a fucking horrible captain. Yeah, he was a drunk. Was he? Oh, well, he fucking sank the largest ship in the fucking world. Nick Mason, drummer of Pink Floyd.

We can rock some shit out of that. Yes. Nick Mason, I'd like to. Bridget Fonda. Mm-hmm. Well. Roll Mason, I'd like to... Bridget Fonda. Mm-hmm. Well, roller skater, girl turn. Used to be. Mm-hmm.

Don't know what happened. I heard... But she's still a lovely person, though. Oh, she's a fantastic person. She just doesn't look the same. What was the movie she was in with De Niro? Oh, Jackie Brown. Jackie Brown.

That was great. Okay. All right alright that's it let's say goodbye we're gonna get drunk we're gonna get drunk like right now we didn't talk about Bing Crosby

past not Bing David David Crosby we did we said he died Bing Crosby died fuck

he did not like us we ruined one of his songs or something one day it's true well we caused him to break up, actually. Okay. Well, we're sorry. Rest in peace.

Yes, David Crosby. He was good, man. Just a bit grumpy. Somehow he made it to his 80s. That's impressive because he fucking partied way harder than we did. When we filmed with them, with Graham Nash and Stephen Stills, when Ricky got us kicked out of the dressing room, Graham Nash and Steven Stills, when Ricky got us... Awesome guys.

...kicked out of the dressing room. David Crosby, understandably... Understandably. He didn't want anything to do with it because apparently those guys didn't even tell him what was happening. Yeah, they said... Well, he was sick and he'd been doing a lot of... And, yeah, he...

Okay, didn't know that. I didn't know that either. Anyway... Time to go. and yeah he okay didn't know that I didn't know that either anyway time to go he here let's have a drink he's a fucking amazing

talent let's have a drink amazingly talented guy didn't like us sorry to the cross CSN it's fine that he didn't like us

but we liked his music he was a he was a hell of a musician. We should crank some CSN tonight. One of the greatest harmony singers of all time. That's true, man. Let's go.

See you guys. Love and happiness. See you in February. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off.