Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 36 - Guess the Sauce
Episode Date: December 9, 2019Honey mustard, ranch, or hot as f**k?! Bubbles dips Randy's mystery meats and guesses the sauce in Ricky's game! The Boys also play Would You Rather, discuss dinosaur p*ss and WD-40, and Julian gets s...omething extra in his Rum & Coke!
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All right, man, are you ready?
I guess I'm ready.
Open your eyes.
Yeah.
What the fuck is this?
We're going to play a little game called Guess the Sauce.
Guess the Sauce.
And it's sponsored by Randy.
What did you do, rob Randy's trailer?
Not his whole trailer.
Well, you leave your fucking door open, you gotta expect shit like this.
I'm basically teaching him a lesson.
So I went into his deep freeze and we were gonna have...
You cleaned out Randy's deep freeze and stole all his sauces?
Not just his sauces, buddy.
We're gonna have some shista bobs.
Jesus. What the fuck? Holy sauces, buddy. We're gonna have some shista-bobs. Jeez, those motherfuckers.
Holy fuck, Randy, this is his prized possession,
his sauce collection.
Little appy shishies.
Right on.
Ricky, not too close or they'll taste like propane.
They'll taste like propane, I'm telling you,
you're gonna ruin them.
Get the propane flavor in them. No, you're gonna ruin them. Get the propane flavor in them.
You're not gonna want to eat those.
I'm telling you, Ricky.
All right, they're probably...
They should be good anyway.
I just like them a little crispy.
Okay, well...
Julian!
What?
Guess the sauce!
Hey, man, look at this.
See what it says?
What's it say?
This man can cook.
And see how the finger's pointing right up this way?
It's basically saying this man right here, like me,
can cook.
Yeah, I get it, Ricky.
No, but you know what I mean?
Yeah, it's pointing at you.
I get it, it's not.
This man can cook.
It's not that complicated.
All right.
We're even gonna pretend I made all these. Okay.
Julian! What?
We're playing guess the sauce!
You want to guess Randy's sauce, do you?
They're not Randy.
And you know what?
And you're fucking eating a bunch of Randy's mystery meat fucking pastries, too.
Fuck that. No, man, these were in boxes.
Like, it's... They're good.
It's not like Randy... He uses boxes, by the way.
I don't remember what they all are, but we're gonna play guess in boxes. Like, they're good. It's not like... He uses boxes, by the way.
I don't remember what they all are,
but we're going to play Guess the Shista Bob as well.
Okay, welcome to Park After Dark.
We are playing Guess the Meat, or Guess the Sauce.
It's fucking getting colder, man.
You're playing Guess the Meat, too.
I'll referee this.
Give me one, Ricky.
I'm not eating any of this sauce shit, man.
Oh, fuck off.
Look at the hard work I did here. I came all prepared today. Finally, you guys are seeing... I mean, I can Give me one, Ricky. I'm not eating any of this sauce shit, man. Oh, fuck off. Look at the hard work I did here.
I came all prepared today.
Finally, you guys are seeing...
I mean, I can...
One of those things.
That's one of those Lebanese...
I can guess most of these.
Just by sight.
Don't you?
Just by sight.
Well, you should have a blindfold on, man.
That's a Frank's.
That's a Frank's hot sauce right there.
That's a...
Ooh. Oh, that's fucking Frank's hot sauce right there. That's a, um...
Ooh.
Oh, that's fucking...
Mmm.
That's like a...
That's got a bit of a kick to it, huh?
Yeah.
What are we thinking, man?
Yeah, should I be blindfolded or...
Yeah, let's blindfold you.
I mean, I can't really see them anyway.
Nah, we should blindfold you, man.
No, I don't want to be blindfolded.
You sure?
What's that, Ricky?
That looks like a mini egg roll.
It could be.
What should I go with?
Tough call, man.
This looks like one of those things that used to...
I don't know what it is, actually.
This looks like a...
like a Thai chili sauce.
Oh, yeah?
You know what you can do, Bubbs?
How about this?
Move your fucking booze.
You're gonna close...
Before you take a bite, close your eyes.
I'll grab one, and then you dip it in
with your eyes closed, and then you can guess.
All right? No, no, no, no, no.
What?
Okay, close your eyes.
Okay.
Dip.
Oh, man.
Am I in?
Yeah.
I don't think that's a good one for that.
So this is an egg roll with a...
What was that?
What was it?
That's a garlic mayo.
Yes it is.
It's good.
Good job, man.
Not great on an egg roll.
All right, it's Julian's turn.
No, I'm not eating this shit, man.
What about a chicken finger, man?
It's a good card.
A chicken finger?
It came from Randy's fucking freezer.
One chicken finger.
Now, he makes his own little pastry things.
You like matzo fingers?
These aren't matzo fingers.
They're matzo cocks.
See, look.
Yeah, a Randy invention.
No, I'll try it.
You want a matzo cock?
That looks nothing like a matzo stick.
Oh, look. You got samosas on there. What want a matzo cock? That looks nothing like a matzo stick. Oh look, you got samosas on there.
What's a samosa?
It's like a little, oh this is,
look that's just bread with cheese in it.
You like those.
Here, here, do you wanna do this thing again or what?
Yes, I'll close my eyes.
Close eyes.
Down, down she goes, there we go.
Is it in?
Oh man, that's a good thing for that.
Oh, I'm... Just eat it.
You like all the sauces.
Not bad, huh?
Cheese stick with a honey mustard.
That's not bad.
See?
It looks like...
I don't know what it looks like, man.
It's disgusting.
Cheese bread with honey mustard's not bad.
Okay.
Well, let's see.
Maybe this is a good game we're discovering.
Here, Ricky, you pick something up,
and I'll do a dipper on you.
All right.
How are these cheese or sticks?
They're pretty good.
All right.
I'm closing my eyes.
Go for it.
Okay.
You know what?
No, this right here is going to be delicious.
That's a good one. Where do I got to go? Straight that's right here. It's gonna be delicious.
That's a good one.
Where do I gotta go?
Straight down.
Right down.
You're in.
Am I in?
Mm-hmm.
Totally ready?
Yeah.
That's gonna be nice.
Oh my God, it's a hot spicy sauce, isn't it?
That's just a Frank's.
It's a Frank's hot sauce.
Here, I'll do it, Ricky. It's not bad.
Delicious.
The fuck is, uh, what is that?
What is that?
That's like, um, could be like a honey garlic.
All right.
Like a rib sauce?
Mm-hmm. That's good.
Actually, the hot sauce on the breadstick's
not as good as I thought it would be. It's not great. It's good. Actually, the hot sauce on the breadstick's
not as good as I thought it would be.
It's not great.
It's kinda shitty.
What's this thing here, Ricky?
Okay, close your eyes.
That's one of those things that starts with an F.
It has a lot of A's and L's in it.
Okay, close your eyes.
Okay, down.
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Yeah.
Can't even taste it.
Oh.
Really get her in there.
What, was it this one?
Yeah.
What is this stuff?
That's like a chutney.
Indian hot sauce.
Or West Indian hot sauce.
Terrible combination.
Yeah?
Terrible.
That's like a hot. Holy fuck is that ever hot
Okay what son of a whore
Is it hot
That's fucking crazy hot
Okay let's go for a double dipper
I gotta cool it down with some vodka
Double dip this one man
Grab one of those big triangle fucking
Vodka makes it hotter
Alright let's get this big triangle fucking... Like it makes it harder.
All right, let's get this big triangle one, bubs. What, the samosa?
Yeah. Okay, close your eyes. You're gonna do a double dip.
I'm not doing a double dip.
Come on, double dip it.
No. No. Look at you, you cocksuckers.
Come on, man.
I peaked.
What would you like with it?
I don't know. What would you put on a samosa?
I don't even know what it is.
What's the competition we're having, though, Ricky?
I didn't get that far.
But you said we're having a competition.
Yeah.
What are we competing for?
It's a game.
But what's the game?
You win or lose.
Yeah, but there's got to be a game to the fucking game.
Uh, I don't know, guys.
Why don't you tip everything?
Help me out here with something.
Okay, this is what we're going to do.
I'm going to grab one of these little fuckers.
All right, you guys.
That's a pizza thing.
What is this thing?
I don't know.
Bubba, you ate one of those.
What is it?
What?
That's just like a mini egg roll.
Okay.
All right, this is what I'm gonna do.
You're gonna guess the sauce, all right?
It's for 10 bucks.
Who's paying?
The loser.
For 10 bucks?
Yeah.
Close your eyes, man.
Let's get this going.
This is gonna be nuts.
This is gonna be awesome.
I don't understand.
All right, just fucking close your eyes.
Both of us? Okay, you want it?
Yeah, both of yous.
Okay. Okay.
Let's get this going.
What do you want?
Do you want one of these things too?
I'll have a, yeah, one of those crabless crab cakes.
Oh, fucking gross, see?
That would've made me vomit.
No, there's no crab in it.
It just causes that.
All right, close your eyes.
Okay. All right, close your eyes. Okay.
All right.
Okay, what am I eating?
You're going to eat one of them.
You're an egg roll guy, I think.
Yeah, we're going to make this fucking good, boys.
I can hear you going fucking ball to ball. I'm just, should I do this or shouldn't I?
And I'm like, nah, then I'm just fucking.
What the fuck?
There's no way to guess the sauce if you're going bowl to bowl.
All right.
You take that one, you take this one.
There's only one sauce on each?
Nope.
No, there's not.
All right, so what was it? These are like dressed all over.
There's like 20 sauces on mine.
There you go.
Okay, you both won.
Ten bucks.
Dressed all over is, no, it's a tie.
Holy fuck.
This is, you know what, this is not fun.
Boring.
Okay, what do you want to do then?
What do you want to do? Would you like to play Would You Rather? That's a fun game. Let's boring. Okay, what do you wanna do then? What do you wanna do?
Would you like to play Would You Rather?
That's a fun game.
Let's play Would You Rather.
Yeah.
Okay.
First, okay.
Would you rather,
and you gotta pick one or everybody on the planet dies.
All right.
Would you rather have a cock,
a big cock coming out of your forehead,
or have no arms.
Who's this to?
Huh?
You.
To me.
A cock coming out of my head or no arms?
Gotta pick one or all of humanity dies.
I'd have to say a cock out of the forehead.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Why? So you could lick it?
No, man, because, I don't know,
you could still function pretty well, you know, the same.
Except you'd have to wear like a toque or something,
or, you know.
If it wasn't long enough, you probably could lick it.
It could have been bent down enough.
See, that's what he, he would definitely prefer that.
And your head shouldn't even go there.
All right.
How are those samosas?
They're lovely.
So you'd rather have a big cock in your forehead
than just have, like, no arms?
What about you?
What?
Cock in the forehead?
You can't ask the same question.
You gotta do a new one.
That's the rules.
Oh, there's coconut shrimp on here, Ricky.
Yeah?
Let's have one of those.
Those are delicious.
What's your question?
Do you get to ask next?
Well, I'm trying to think of a question.
It's going to be more fucked than this question,
which is fucked.
I don't know.
Do you got something?
Mmm, coconut shrimp are nice.
Okay. No, I don't have a Do you got something? Mmm, coconut shrimp and ice. Okay.
No, I don't have a question yet.
Pass.
Oh, fuck.
You can't come up with a would-you-rather question?
Um.
Would you rather have your mouth sewn up to Brandy's arsehole
for three days,
or...
I don't know, man.
Whip!
So it seems like that's all you were thinking about.
No, that is all I was thinking.
Or would you, uh...
Get your lips sewn around Randy's hole.
Kill ten cats.
Like that.
Oh, I'd get my mouth sewn around his hole.
See?
No question. That's fucking gross, man. I don't know if I could do the same. Of, I'd get my mouth sewn around his whole. See? No question.
That's fucking gross, man.
I don't know if I could do the same.
Of course I would.
All right.
Richard?
Would you rather have no cock
or cocks all over your body, 17 of them?
Oh, that's them. Oh.
That's easy.
That's easy, Rick.
You'd be a bit of a freak, but... What's the answer?
Just call me fucking multi-cock, Bubbles multi-cock.
Bubbles multi-cock.
I'd be in a porno.
At least I'd have a career.
I wrote this down because I wanted to ask you about this fucking thing.
There's some secrets going on.
People are telling us about it.
What the fuck is this X-37B space plane?
It's been 780 days in orbit and nobody talked about it.
What's it doing up there?
What?
I don't know about that.
A space plane.
It's been in just fu- yeah.
It was in orbit for fucking two years.
Is it spying on us?
What's it doing, man?
X-30 space plane.
If you don't know this, man, it's gotta be, he's gotta be full of shit.
Maybe I am.
Can't be real.
I don't even know.
I just wrote it down to ask you.
What is it?
X what?
X-37B.
Don't even Google it, Julian. X-37B.
I don't know anything about it.
Purpose. Okay.
It's got the purpose here.
I wasn't consulted.
I'm listening to this bunch of lies.
It's a fucking spy thing. Reusable spacecraft
technology and operating experiments
which can be returned to Earth.
Operating experiments.
Just let it go, Ricky. Don't be asking about it.
Air Force is involved.
People are listening.
Thermal protection, insulation, compulsion.
Bullshit.
Re-entry systems.
And you didn't know dick all about this.
No, I didn't know.
They never consulted me at all.
It's probably listening and watching this right now.
No, I wasn't asked anything about going up in it.
That's what you're wondering.
You get to go. Vandenberg Air Force Base.
That's where this thing's taken off.
You don't say.
What?
What?
The fuck was that for?
Oh, I'm just...
Should I have known that?
No, I'm just saying that, you know,
NASA never responded to my letters
asking my opinion on what they should...
Because, Bubbs, because you're borderline
a fucking creep to them
at this point.
No, no.
How many letters
have you written them
or called?
They asked me.
They may or may not
have asked me
about the,
what I thought.
About this fucking,
this,
this thing.
I'm just saying
they may or may not have.
But why the fuck
is it up there?
What's it doing?
I'm not allowed to say.
I am not allowed to say. I am not allowed to say.
Here's something else I saw that fucking pissed me off.
Single-use plastic bags are gonna get banned.
The fuck is that all about?
They're trying to save the fucking planet, Ricky.
Yeah, Ricky.
Well, they gotta find a different way, man.
How do you get your groceries now?
You take a fucking reusable bag with you.
That just changes it though too much, doesn't it?
Changes what?
What if you forget your fucking bag?
Well, then you're fucked.
Right.
Then you got to go back.
More gas money.
So it's a fucking nightmare.
Like, there's nothing wrong with plastic.
It's in everything.
So you think, oh my god. You're so like, use the nothing wrong with plastic. It's in everything. So you think... Oh, my God.
You're so, like... Use the shopping cart, man.
Fill it up, pay for the shit,
dump the shopping cart in the trunk of your car.
And then what do you do when you get home?
What's this here, Ricky?
That is a...
spicy Thai chili.
Really? Yup.
Well, now.
Let me just see what we're dealing with.
Anyway, I don't know what the fuck,
how that's gonna change the world, but...
Boom!
Whatever.
It's just somebody that says,
hey, I gotta do something.
You gotta try this, Ricky.
With what's it good on?
These.
Okay.
Fucking delicious.
Like that's the biggest problem with the fucking earth right now is a goddamn grocery store?
Not one grocery store, Ricky.
There's millions and millions of fucking bags made every day.
What about fucking styrofoam? And then they just, well, that's no better.
Right.
Because that all just goes in the landfill.
Still using that shit.
No.
They're trying to ban that, too.
Well, you need to get banned where everything's made in the world, in fucking China.
You can't ban China from the world.
Well, anyway, I'm still using plastic bags.
You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to just take my own plastic bags. Well, anyway, I'm still using plastic bags. You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to just take my own plastic bags.
Well, that's actually not bad.
That's what you're supposed to do, man.
Just keep reusing the ones you have.
Yeah, if you're reusing your plastic bags,
then that's one step, at least, in the right direction.
Because you used to just throw them right in the pond.
I'm going to go around in people's houses over the next few weeks and say,
Hey, do you got any plastic bags you want to get rid of since they're banned now?
I'm gonna collect them all up.
And I'm gonna start selling them.
And you know what else I'm gonna do?
So you're gonna actively try to destroy the planet?
Nope. I'm just not gonna try to save it right now.
Because I don't think it's being wrecked from plastic bags.
Here, put that over you, man.
That fucking stinks.
Oh, look at the poor little snowflake.
Fuck off, Bobsy.
Can't have the plastic.
And just to make a point,
when I go to the grocery store,
Yeah?
I'm gonna take my own plastic bags,
I'm gonna fill them up, and when I come home,
I'm throwing them the fuck out.
Are you?
Yeah, deal with them. Or I might just fill them up. When I come home, I'm throwing them the fuck out. Are you? Yeah. Deal with them.
Or I might just bury them.
You gotta have a coconut shrimp.
Okay.
That's just like being at the restaurant.
They go right in that one.
I like these triangular things.
Dollar glove?
Yeah, they're good.
Samosas.
Dollar's good. Yeah, they're good.
Samosas.
Ugh.
What are you fucking doing over there? Looking at porn again?
No, man. You know what I'm looking at?
WD-40, man.
You can do a lot of shit with that stuff, huh?
Yeah, 40 different things.
No, you can do more than that.
No, you can do way more than that, man.
I thought that's why it was called that.
Did you have one of those?
Wayne Davidson's fluid that can do 40 things.
Wayne Davidson?
Wayne Davidson.
Isn't that who invented it?
WD-40?
I think that was originally in Wayne Davidson's fluid that can do 40 magical things.
I'm gonna look that up.
Ricky, I don't think so.
Wayne Davidson's magical fluid that can do 40 different things.
They just shortened it to WD-40.
No, man, it's an abbreviation from the term water displacement.
It's the 40th formula.
Dumbass.
I think maybe you fucking dreamt that one, Ricky.
Where did that come from?
I don't know.
Who's Wayne Davidson?
Just a guy that works with oils and different things.
What are these, little pizza logs?
Yeah, those are goods.
Now what would you dip that in?
There's not really anything good for that, is there?
Maybe garlic mayo, maybe ranch.
What's this?
There's sour cream in it.
Yeah, that's sour cream.
What's that?
It's mango shit.
That's ranch.
Oh, there's what you want.
A little rancheroni.
I love ranch.
God love Randy, man.
He has a fucking fancy sauce.
Who the fuck has this many sauces in their house?
Randy.
He's a twisted fucking human.
And you're eating it, man.
And a lot of these sauces are homemade.
No, they're not.
Yes, they are.
No, they're not.
These come out of bottles, right?
Store-bought?
Most of them.
Jarvis.
He wouldn't have the money to try to make homemade ranch. Yes, they are. No, they're not. These come out of bottles, right? Store-bought? Most of them. Jarvis.
He wouldn't have the money to try to make homemade ranch dressing.
No, that's probably bought, but like this fucking thing over there.
No, that's bought.
Excuse me.
Did you try this, Ricky?
What is it?
It's fucking delicious.
West Indian hot sauce.
Yeah, try it.
It's hot as the hinges of hell.
So is your mother. See, try it. It's hot as the hinges of hell. So is your mother.
See, that was a compliment.
That one's hot.
God damn it.
It's hard eating this shit.
This is, you know what, this is all lame.
We're sitting around talking about sauces for a half hour.
You guys are fucking killing me.
What do you got to talk about, Mr. Fucking Words?
I've got nothing to talk about.
Great.
All right?
Fuck, that is hot.
Holy shitbags.
Oh yeah, it's very hot.
Did I mention that?
Wow.
Ricky's like an anaconda.
OK, I gotta get something to tone that the fuck down.
Sour cream.
Nope.
Well, that's not gonna tone it down.
That's another hot sauce.
Fuck, it is, too.
Sour cream, Ricky, if you're burning there.
I gotta stop eating this shit.
Yeah.
You got nothing on the old box there?
It's nothing, Bugs.
Do you know that we all consume dinosaur waste?
No, we don't.
Yeah.
Yeah, of course we do.
Yeah, it makes sense when they explain it to me, but I didn't know that.
Like what?
Well, their piss.
Who explained it to you?
The channel that has the big D.
Discovers you.
Yes.
So what do you mean?
I don't get it, man.
Well, because all the water that's on the earth has always been here, right?
So all the dinosaurs used to fucking piss out gallons of piss and that would filter
down through and get recycled and rained and recycled and now we're drinking their fucking
piss.
We're drinking everybody's piss then.
Yeah, it's true.
Yeah, piss.
There's piss in that drink.
And we're drinking everybody's
shit as well, I guess.
Same thing.
Run off water, goes into the ocean.
Maybe you are.
If you had a runny shit, I guess.
No, man,
it's just...
Fucking computer, man.
The other thing
they talked to me about
was blue whales.
You can hear
their fucking heartbeat
from two miles away.
Yeah, I heard that.
That's crazy shit, man.
Who can?
People.
People.
Underwater?
I don't know,
but you can hear
from two miles away
either underwater or...
You'd have to have some kind of a sonar device.
You couldn't just hear it two miles away.
Well, it's the size of a fucking car.
Yeah, but you're not going to hear it unless you're underwater with sonar.
You might hear...
You think just walking on land you're going to hear that two miles out in the ocean is heart-beating?
Well, no, it was the waves and stuff.
Fuck you over.
But if you're way out in the ocean swimming around, you might hear a...
And that's what it probably would be.
Underwater, maybe.
You're not going to hear it on the surface.
Well, what if it was doing a jump?
If he's doing a jump, you mean he jumps out of the water
and when he's up here, you hear.
Just at the right time.
Yeah.
And then he's gone, so you're like,
what the fuck was that behind me?
Could be, Ricky.
Could be, man.
That's a great, that's very good.
Subway's footlongs? Not a foot long.
How long are they?
Don't know, but they're not a foot long.
They fucked up.
They must be.
They're not.
Like 11 inches or something, man.
They've been ripping people off for years.
Really?
Yeah, it's just a fucking-
Five dollar foot long.
It's just a goddamn trademark.
Five.
It's a trademark, man.
Five dollar, five dollar foot long.
It seems the guy's saying he's got an eight inch cock when he's only got seven.
Julian.
Fuck off, man.
No, I think Subway subs are a foot long, because I put one out next to my wiener and they're exactly the same.
Same, I'm so fucked.
You see her eating subs while you're erect?
Look at this fucking thing.
That's a phone case. Would you rock around with that thing?
I can't see it.
It's like human skin.
Yeah, that's skin foam. That's the Buffalo Bill phone case.
It's a weird one.
Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Get it?
Get it?
It puts the lotion in the basket. Or else it of the Lambs. Get it? Get it?
It puts the lotion in the basket.
Or else it gets the hose again.
Yeah, I know.
You do it just like him.
How come you didn't eat any of my fucking fancy foods? Because it's Randy's fancy food, man.
Next week you can bring fucking food.
He's a gross man.
Did you eat one of these crab fucking things, Ricky?
Yeah, they're weird.
Yeah, they don't taste good.
They're crab, but there's no crab in them.
There's pollock in them, that's why.
Oh, is that what it is?
Crab flavored pollock.
Eat one, Julian.
You don't know where he got this shit.
Like he could be like- From the store.
Behind a fucking drive-thru.
You know, the dumpster there,
picking shit out of the fucking garbage.
No, I'm...
Did you fucking seriously just do that?
You fucking...
What? It's a crab-flavored ice cube.
I'm not happy about this, Bubs.
You fucking asshole.
Crab-flavored ice cubes for Julian.
I don't like seafood, especially my drink.
Fuck, I would love to whack you in that with this.
Oh, hey, if you want to get her going, you give it a shot.
I want to so bad.
Because you're the one that's going to end up with fucking sauce all over your tits.
Because I will fucking go ballistic.
You got some fucking shit on my phone, man.
Yeah, well.
I'm not doing this anymore. If you're gonna fucking do this...
You never heard that statement before.
Done with it, man.
No way.
I thought I was doing a fucking good thing here, and you just didn't want to...
I thought it was great, Rick.
Boring.
I thought it was fantastic.
It's boring for those people that don't eat this shit.
That's why you're supposed to.
Pizza rules, chicken fingers, and fucking mozz and sticks, and you wouldn't eat any shit. That's why you're supposed to. I had pizza rolls and chicken fingers and fucking matzo sticks,
and you wouldn't eat any of it, man.
You're the one with the fucking ridiculous.
Computer box.
Yeah.
Because I'm trying to think of something fucking, you know, fun to talk about.
Did you think of anything?
No.
No, man.
That's great.
You know, like a guillotine or guillotine?
Which one is it?
The big blade?
Guillotine.
Guillotine.
Did you know fucking France was using those cocksuckers up until 1977?
Hmm.
No.
That's fucking crazy.
77?
They chopped the fucking guy's head off.
Where?
February 77.
In France.
That's a bit recent.
Those dirty bastards, man.
I would have guessed like 1850.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ, 1977.
1977.
Don't want to fuck around in France.
What did the guy do?
I think he was pretty bad.
I mean, he kidnapped someone, fucking raped her and killed her.
Immunilated her.
But did he die?
The guy with his head chopped off?
Yeah.
I think he ran around for a little bit and then he...
No, man, that doesn't...
His name was Jimmy Chicken.
Jimmy Chicken.
Jimmy Chicken.
Holy fuck, you know that we only use one nostril at a time?
One nostril, boom.
Five minutes on, five minutes off.
What?
See? Yeah.
That's what they're saying.
What, there's like a switch?
No, it's just an auto fucking thing.
No, I'm using both my nostrils right now.
No, you're not, man.
It's inside.
I can feel it going in.
Nope.
You can't breathe and swallow at the same time.
I know that.
Hmm.
Why the fuck?
Is it almost time to go?
Like, seriously, your guys' breath is,
it's like killing me.
When you go to sleep tonight,
I'm pouring all these sauces all over you.
Yeah, I'll be, I'll help you, Ricky.
Yeah, you want to get right in there, don't you?
I'll help you.
Deep massage.
Fuck.
Really looking forward to that.
I got an idea.
You should pack up and say, well, I'm going.
Never saw that before.
You know what?
I'm fucking going.
And then you get trapped over there.
You should pack up and say, you know what?
I'm leaving.
You know what?
Just to have a different type of ending.
I'm leaving, man.
I'm done.
Don't get stuck over there.
No, watch this.
Try not to get stuck.
When I say I'm done, it means I'm done.
And I've got to...
I was trying to set it over there.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Like, why would you do that?
Take a sip.
You owe me five bucks.
I don't know what happened.
It's just a little crab.
You're lucky I'm not in the mood to fucking have a food fight.
You just ruined the range. Look, you just curdled this shit.
Thanks, pups.
Oh, you've got more liquor.
Big baby here, I'll top ya.
Yeah, vodka and rum. That's a nice drink and ranch.
Fuck's sakes.
I'm done.
Have fun, guys.
Well, I guess I'm done too.
I thought I fucking did a good thing here.
You did a great thing, Ricky.
Oh.
Sorry.