Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 36 - Hollywoodland

Episode Date: April 7, 2016

This week's special guest is actor Verne Troyer! Verne and the Boys chat about working with Mike Myers, cow tongues, penis fencing, and why Ricky thinks people turn into cream when they die! Episode 36 is brought to you by Jukasa vapor products. Jukasaaaaa!!  

Is he gonna wake up for this? I don't know. What's going on right here? Are we on? Yeah, say hello. Hey, what's going on, fuckers? It's the official Trailer Perk Boys podcast coming at you right now from Hollywood.

Check that shit out. We're in Hollywood. Hollywood, Ricky wake up by you're missing the whole thing We're going hmm Podcast let's go all right, which number get podcast number. Why this is 36. I think it might be 37 36 Very exciting day. All right. Okay. Okay. Just a sec. Before we get into the guests and shit, this is brought to you by... Jucasa. Vern, say Jucasa. Jucasa.

Jucasa. Here we go. That's it. Julian, would you fuck off? What do you mean? You're supposed to introduce the guests right out of the fucking gate. Money comes first, okay? You're being a dick.

Fuck you, man. Anyway, joining us on the podcast today, fucking here he is right here, Vern Troyer. What's going on, Vern? Nothing, just hanging out with you guys. Vern's a big movie star here in Hollywood. He's been in all kinds of awesome movies, which I know everybody knows that. I don't need to fucking tell anybody that.

No. Austin Powers. Yeah. Vern was in Austin Powers. What was that like working on that? It was fun. I mean, you never know what Mike's going to do, so you have to, you know, try to play off of him and keep a straight face.

So he makes shit up on the spot? Oh, yeah. And tries to crack you up and shit? Yeah. That's fucking awesome. I wish I was in that movie. Fucking cool, man. And that whole bit where, you know, where he was the big Scottish guy,

he wasn't actually ever gonna try to eat you, was he? Uh, not literally, no. No. Fat bastard. You never got scared of that? Like, you weren't like, wait a second. Like, was that scripted or did he make that up? No, it was scripted to a certain point. Because if he had made that up on the spot,

that might have been like, okay, cut. Just wait now, he's gonna try to eat me. That's a big part of the movie, that might have been like, okay, cut, just wait now, he's going to try to eat me. That's a big part of the movie, man. They script shit like that, Bubs. Well, he just said he makes stuff up. He makes stuff up, but that's like a big part of the fucking movie. He just didn't make that up. Well, maybe he makes up big parts of the movie.

You don't fucking know. So what's going on? How are you doing? You live here? Yeah, I live in North Hollywood. Decent. Eh, not bad. Just doing a lot of traveling.

Yeah? Uh, stuff like that. Where you been to lately, Vern? I just got back from Thailand and Hong Kong. No fucking way. How was that? It was great. I mean, I've been to Hong Kong several times and also Thailand.

So, uh, it's always good going back. All right, I'm a picky eater, man. Would I survive over in Hong Kong? I know it's like lots of seafood and fucking shit like that, but I don't know, man. They got some weird people there. Are you a picky eater? Not really.

No? So you'll eat, like, what's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten when you're over in, you know, China or Thailand? I've had some cow tongue. Cow tongue? Oh, shit. See, I've had cow tongue. Really? Yes, I had a piece some cow tongue. Cow tongue? Oh, shit. I've had cow tongue. Really?

Yes, I had a piece of cow tongue before. But it was liver and you were necking with one. I wasn't. Basically, you were sucking face with a cow. I was not sucking face with a cow. I've never done that. That's what people have been saying around the park, man. Really?

Well, guess what they've been saying around the park about you? That you buried a cow. Samantha. There you go. Samantha Jenkins. Yeah. Who said that?e Ute, that you buried a cow. Samantha Jenkins. Yeah. Who said that? You said you never necked with a cow. She was pretty much a cow and you necked with her.

Samantha Jenkins. Yeah, you did neck with her. I never necked with Samantha Jenkins. You grabbed her tongue right down her throat, man. I did not. Yeah, you did. You were grabbing her big ass. I was not.

You were grinding on her. That's not nice not... You were grinding on her. That's not nice. I was not grinding on her. You grind it with Jenkins. Wow. That's what she's saying, man. You grind it with Tommy Jenkins. So there you go.

That's a real good one, Bubz. That's not even funny, man. He's laughing. I'm laughing. He's laughing. Because it's fucking stupid what you just said. It seems pretty funny to me. We need food, guys. Seems pretty funny to me. We need food, guys. We need some fucking food.

I can't do this with this shit. Well, we don't have any fucking food. How do people survive this city? It's fucking hard on you down here. Especially after what you did to us last night, right? I blocked out. Apparently I tried to burn the bar down. I blocked out. Most people that live here, they don't, you know, drink a 60 ounce of straight liquor and smoke, you know, an ounce of weed in a fucking afternoon.

Yeah, what's the deal out here? Like, in the States, you see everybody going, they get drunk, they get caught, oh, pardon the fucking asses off. And it, you know, it's on social media, so they go to rehab. Is that, like, what, like, I don't understand it. Like, it's just a normal thing back they go to rehab. Is that like what? I don't understand it. It's just a normal thing back home. It is. Shit happens.

You just, okay, I'm going to go to rehab, and it just goes away? It doesn't go away. So you've got a YouTube channel going now, right? Yeah, Vern Troyer. We're doing some original content, like different skits here and there. Holy Jesus.

Funny and just original content. And how do people get to it? What do they punch in on the thing? Just Vern Troyer. Vern Troyer, just on YouTube, and it'll pop up and they'll see your thing? Yep. Zach, I just saw a video of you doing the Drake thing.

That was awesome. Stay night when you need my love, you need my love. That can only mean one thing, When you need my love, you need my love That can only mean one thing That can only mean one thing I didn't know you sound a lot like Drake when you sing It's just improv Your voice is a lot deeper when you start singing

I know it's true You got some moves too What? He was lip syncing Don't lip sync me Oh, you just lip synced? No, no, no. You were saying that? No.

Well, that's why you sounded so much like Drake, because it was Drake. So, do you know Drake? Did you ever party with the guy? No, I haven't. He's from Canada, right? Yeah, we did. He's from Canada. He's from somewhere around Toronto, Toronto, somewhere.

We did party with him. Don't remember much of it, though. You don't remember waking up and bed with them i didn't wake up in bed with drake is that true ricky that's not true here pass me one of those will you probably not allowed to show the who makes it i will say well i'm drinking it right now because it doesn't Like, show it. Don't go after them for sponsorship money. No, they might come after us by saying, don't associate our product with you fucking goofballs.

Why would they do that? They might. I think we could make some money. They might. They might say, we don't want to associate our product with the guy that woke up in bed with Drake. I didn't wake up in bed with Drake. What the fuck are you guys talking about? You guys want to hear something fucked?

I don't know. That I read on the internet? Listen to this one. Billy goats, they piss on their own heads to smell more attractive to females. What? What? Billy goats, somehow they will piss on their own head

because females find that attractive. Female billy goats, somehow they will piss on their own head because females find that attractive. Female billy goats, I assume. I assume it means female billy goats and not female ladies. How do they piss on their head? That's what I was trying to work out. When their penis is way back here. Yeah. I don't know.

They either have giant cocks or, like, I don't know, even if you scoot your head down, there'd be a powerful stream of piss in it. Get it up there. I don't know. Maybe they you scoot your head down, it'd be a powerful stream of piss to get it up there. I don't know. Maybe they piss on each other's heads. No, it's just they piss on their own heads. Okay. Huh.

They probably wake up with like a morning boner kind of thing, and they kind of lie over and just give her. Then they get up, they get up, and they go back. They're very agile. They can go basically straight up and straight down mountains. Very straight down. I mean, billy goats are very agile. They can go basically straight up and straight down mountains. Maybe they just back their legs up on the hill, you know, like they're twerking,

and then they're just pissing straight down. They're not going to do that. They can take a piss as they're jumping off of a rock, and by the time they hit the ground, they look up and the piss hits them in the head that way maybe. So what do they do? They jump and they do a fucking roll over and piss straight up? They would, well, he would probably, if a billy goat sat down like this, actually he could probably do it that way, if he sat down like this with his, you know, and he's pissing up this way, dipped his head into the piss stream.

Why don't you try it Ricky, let's see if you can do it. Oh I've pissed in my own head before. You've pissed out your head. It's easier for us. Did you get banged right after that? Did it work? No, what are you talking about? Oh, by a billy goat? No, yeah, a bill after that? No. What are you talking about? Oh, by a Billy Goat? No, yeah.

Billy Goat raped me. What? A Billy Goat? Billy Goat that works down at the mall? How did we get from talking to pissing on heads to... Well, when you uttered the statement, I've pissed on my own head before, I think is where it went sideways. When did you piss on your own head?

I don't remember. Was that a priority? I won the bet. Somebody bet you would piss on your own head. How'd you do it? Did you stand on your hands? Nope. Standing up. Bent it. Powerful piss. Dipped the head in. What the fuck is wrong with you, man?

Fern, have you ever pissed on your own head? No, not yet. No, I haven't either. That's because we're normal people. Yeah. And he's not. It's fucked. All right, did we mention we're in Hollywood? Like, take a look at this shit back there. We got the Capitol Records.

We're at Hollywood and Vine, famous intersection. Capitol Records building right there. You know, Beach Boys stuff, dealing intersection. Capitol Records building right there. You know, Beach Boys stuff, dealing with that. Back in the day, Hollywood sign up there. Looks a lot closer. You think it's closer than it is until you start trying to walk to it. Yeah, that was a waste of a day.

It's not very big. It's huge, man. It's very big, Ricky. It's just far away. That's the illusion of it. Those letters are fuckin' forty feet tall, Ricky. And the word is holy? Is that what it means? It's Hollywood.

It's the name of this place. I know, but why? Hollywood is the name of the area, the city. It was actually, at one point, it was called Hollywoodland. That's right point it was called Hollywoodland. That's right. It was called Hollywoodland. Hollywoodland. Even the sign said that, didn't it?

Used to, and then somebody stole the L and the N. And then they were like, fuck it, we're not building a new L and an A. Pull down the N and the D and she's just called Hollywoodland. I believe that. I might be making that up. Yeah, I would say. Oh my God, that's delicious beer. Whose beer is this, by the way?

Who's leaving the shit? Not mine. Oh, wait, that's not beer. Ricky, that's your piss. Ricky took a piss. Put that down. That's not piss. I hope it's not piss.

How do you guys drink that shit? It's disgusting. Julian, that had piss in it. It didn't have piss in it. It wasn't straight piss, but... Listen to this one, boys. I also read this. The guy who invented the frisbee, when he died, guess what happened to him?

What? They cremated the guy. You know the Frisbee, Ricky. You know what a Frisbee is? Yeah, it's like a flying saucer thing. Well, it's a little plastic disc that you throw and it zooms through the air. The guy who invented it... Eddie Frisbee?

No, his name wasn't fucking Eddie Frisbee. I don't think. It might have been, but I don't believe so. Where did you pull that from? How do you know who Eddie Frisbee. No. I don't think. It might have been, but I don't believe so. Where did you pull that from? How do you know who Eddie Frisbee is? Well, normally things like that are named after somebody. I thought maybe his last name was Frisbee. Why would his first name be Eddie, though?

I don't know. Like, what do you... Okay, so the person that invented the television is like Donnie Television, Rick? That's not true man his name was TV actually his name was TV yeah he's from Japan I think Ricky wasn't man guy who invented television was not a Japanese guy named TV anyway what happened to Eddie Frisbee?

What are you talking about? The Frisbee guy. Oh, I tried. Eddie Frisbee, when he died, he was cremated. Yep. And turned into Frisbees. They made him into Frisbees. How many?

I don't know. I didn't get that far. I just read that part. How do you make a Frisbee out of dirt? I don't know. Maybe they poured them in with the plastic. This guy's fucking ashes, Ricky. They probably put it in with the fucking plastic, made with 500 of them, special editions, sold them for like 50 bucks each. That's what I would do.

I don't think they sold them as special editions. Why wouldn't they? Well, his family probably wanted to keep them, I would assume, so that they could have barbecues and, you know, throw Eddie around. They're not going to be fucking... I guarantee you, if the family has them, they're not playing with the Bubs. They probably got them up on a mantle. Okay, Vern, what do you think happened to Eddie Frisbee?

Do you think they made a special edition out of him? I don't know about a special edition, but they should have. They should have. There's big money in that shit. Once in a lifetime. It's a collector's item. They should have made like a frisbee with some kind of a trap door system, remote control operated by a phone or something, where they would throw it off the cliff

and then they could like, boop, press a button and then his ashes would have went all over a magical land or a magical water. How wouldn't that be fucking special, Rick? What the fuck are you talking about? Why would they need to do that with a Frisbee with a trapdoor system in it? Maybe that's what Eddie Frisbee would have wanted. If he was gonna die and get made into cream, this cream would sprinkle everywhere.

Over a magical place. That's what I would have did. Ricky, what do you imagine cremating means? What's that? What do you think cremating means? Turn to cream? They heat you up to the point where you turn to cream, I guess. I don't know. Are you fucking kidding me? See what we have to deal with?

Every day. On a regular basis. Every fucking day, bro. Why would they call it that? That's not what happens. It's not. Cremating means they fucking burn you, man, into your ashes. Not until you're like a creamy substance. They don't say they're going to ash. They do that. What do they have, like a fucking vial of your cream?

You're like a cream? Like a peanut butter? Well, it comes out as a cream, and then they dry it out. So you turn into dust. It's burnt, man. It's ashes. You're done. That's it.

Why do they call it that, then. It's ashes. You're done. That's it. Why do you call it that, then? It's cremated. Right. That's what it's called. Yeah. Because you turn to cream. See what we got to deal with, Vern?

Here, let me get off that topic. I've got another one here. Please. I've got another one here that'll make you laugh. Listen to this one. We got some doozies today, bubs. Listen to this one. A polar bear can eat 86 penguins in a single sitting. Disgust.

Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck are you talking about? That's what it says on the website. We're kind of a fucking lunatic which sit down and just like, okay, there's one. Check it off. There's two. Just sit there and watch like 87 fucking 86 and we're just devoured It well, you can't make it 87

Penguins, okay 87 they get the 86. They're like look By the time I can fall I can't eat a single other penguin. Are these the flying penguins of the Waddlers the what the wall is different types big penguins and there are many, the mini penguins. It's a fucking penguin. They don't fly, man. Just wait a second. There's no flying penguins that I'm aware of.

The little ones, some of them can fly, the little ones. No, there's no penguin that can fucking fly, man. That's why they get eaten. Okay, but I'm trying to say, what size are these fucking penguins? Are they the size of like a cat? Are they the size of a fucking kang Or are they the size of a fucking kangaroo? Which also can't fly. There's no penguins the size of a fucking kangaroo.

A kangaroo can grow to like six feet. Well a large penguin could be the size of a baby kangaroo. Maybe a baby one, man. But they're like... Oh, I fucking... I fuck kangaroos. There are some giant penguins. What the fuck are you talking about? There's giant penguins? There is.

There is giant penguins. How big are they? Listen, I'll tell you right now, Vern's a fucking smart as shit. Vern's a little shit. He doesn't know what he's talking about. There's no such thing as a giant fucking penguins. It's just like a Sasquatch. Look it up. It's online. Yeah. I'm not looking it up. I don't care. I don't give a fuck about penguins.

King penguins. Do they figure that out? Like was it like a penguin flock and the fucking thing just started having a field day? Like there's 86 penguins dumb enough to get eaten? Like after the first 12 you'd be like fuck, I better get away from this goddamn bastard. He's eating us. Or did someone kill a hundred penguins and lay them out like a little buffet and then fucking see how many he could eat? You gotta wonder. Yeah, could eat. You gotta wonder. Yeah, you do. You gotta wonder. I don't know, man. I think he just sat around and watched the thing eat penguins the entire day.

That's in one sitting though, right? That's what it says. So penguins are dumb as fuck then, that's what you're saying. Yeah, that doesn't make any sense, man. Well, I don't know jillian i didn't fucking you know i didn't run a my own test to back up the information i don't have access to 100 penguins and a polar bear but you think if they're saying it's 86 they did it more than once like probably a few times yeah what's the average every time it's 86 it's not there's got to be

like an average number. Well, you fucking, you come up with your own facts then if you're going to peck mine at birth. I wouldn't talk, I wouldn't be talking about penguins right now. Then were they female or man penguins? Okay, here's one I want to talk to you about, Ricky. If they were female penguins, there'd be less meat. Why would there be? No cock. But they might have penguin boobs.

Good point. They probably have six of them. Yeah, could be more meat. What? I don't know. Is he talking about penguin tits? Yes. Somebody's saying they've got six of them? Yes. How do you know penguins have six tits? I don't know. Do they?

He slept with one. I never slept with a penguin. He bagged one. He fucking bagged a penguin. They're kind of, well, they're similar to cats, and cats have six or seven, isn't it? Ricky? Did you know this, Ricky? You know, you ever hear of penis fencing?

What? You ever hear of penis fencing? I've heard of the company, but I don't know what they... I know they make fences, I guess. No, Ricky, it's not a fencing company that puts up penis fences. Can you imagine penis fencing? I bet you Elton John would have a penis fence around his house if he could. Why?

Well, because he wears cock earrings. Have you ever seen those? He doesn't wear cock earrings. Elton John wears earrings that are cock and balls. They hang down off his ears. Is that true, man? I don't know. I don't fucking believe it. It's a fact. I'm going to get them to put a picture.

I'm not dissing. They probably like it. Okay, look. Here comes a picture here right now. There they are right there. The penises. The cock rings. Wow. Cock earrings on Elton. Decent. That was like a Lamborghini or something.

Fuck off. There's a lot of nice cars here in Hollywood. Fucking Lamborghini just wrecked by. Okay, so penis fencing, which is not a fence company. That would be a great name for a company that did fencing though. If you remember it. It's not a good name for a fence company. It could be a bunch of naked dudes

that are fucking good at building fences. Paradons. And you'd probably, if you wanted a fence, you'd get a penis fence. You'd hire them, wouldn't you? You'd hire them. I bet a lot of ladies would. I don't know.

I mean, with the penis, if they got a name like that, it's just definitely just cocks making the fence. And you'd hire them. Can you guys shut the fuck up about penis fencing? It's not that. What is it? It's a scientific term used for the mating ritual of flatworms, whereby two of them square off and try to stab each other with their penises.

What the fuck are you talking about? That's... A fatworm tries to fuck a... A flat worm? Yeah, they square off. A flat worm's not even a worm. Because a worm has to be round. That's where the name comes from.

Who said a worm has to be round? Who says that? Who makes the rules, Ricky? Who's making the rules on that one? A worm has to be round. What do you think, Vern? Does a worm have to be round or not? No, it's just like people. You can be all different types.

That's right. Yeah, so fuck you, Ricky. Yeah, fuck you. You ever see a cobra when it comes up? It flattens out, man. It's the same thing as a worm. Just like my wiener does. So these worms walk around and just sort of

try to stab each other with their penises. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, well it's a mating ritual. They're trying to, I don't know. So all worms... That seems a bit weird though. They both have penises. They can't be... It's a weird mating ritual. That's a mating ritual. That's what it says.

So flatworms... Scientific term for the mating ritual of flatworms where they try to stab each other. But that's two-guide flatworms. So they for the mating ritual of flatworms, where they try to stab each other. But that's two-guy flatworms. So they're trying to stab each other and then... Maybe they have both. Maybe they're like, um, competing for the female. Oh, maybe they are. They're fighting to the death.

Or they could just be really into cocks, I guess. Have a cock fight. Why is the thing, like, how... why is it sharp? Like, it's penetrating? Does it get like a point to it? I don't know. Boy, you could stab stuff with your penis, really. You had to. What are you...

It would go through tissue paper, maybe some thicker things. You've done this before. You've gone right through a piece of Kleenex. What have you tried to stab? Nothing too crazy. I mean, I've done it drunk at parties, you know, to make money. I can punch a hole in drywall.

If I get excited enough. I can go right down the line. Really? I can put ten holes in drywall. I don't know. Impressive. You're full of shit. What have you ever done that?

I've done it different times at parties. You've poked your... your... unit into, like, fucking drywall. I smashed whole Sioux drywall. Full of shit. Full of fucking shit. I have. Don't believe you, man. I went through underwear once. And I was...

really drunk. I thought Lucy was naked, and she wasn't. Right through the old underwear. That's great. Thanks for telling us that, Rick. Wait a second. Right through Lucy's underwear? I guess so, yeah.

They may not have been very good quality or they could have been partly worn out. I don't know, but right through. So did she not know she had underwear on? I think she knew. She just didn't care. We got caught up in the heat of the moment. You thought she thought you were going to pull them to the side or something,

and you just went right through? Right through. Wasn't even any holding it up. I didn't even realize until the next day. She's like, you fucked over my good underwear last night. So you went through your underwear and hers as well? No, just hers. Just hers.

No, mine, I had mine on as well, but it poked out through the little trap door, whatever it's called. Listen, we don't need to know this shit, man. I think it's fascinating. It's not fascinating, man. It's all that stuff. We need real food, guys. This is not cutting it anymore. Here, this is a fucked up one, too.

A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale. Bullshit. Fact. Why not buy it? Maybe we could test it. I could do it. Burn could do it. Would you do that? If we put like a, you know, a scuba suit on you with an air tank and loaded you into a

blue whale vein, would you go, you know, cruising through? Yeah, just give me a camera so I can like video it. For your YouTube channel? Yeah, my YouTube channel. I know people watching this are thinking it's going to be like cut. Burn's like in the suit going into a fucking whale face. No, we're just talking hypothetically maybe. It's not going to happen.

We're not doing it. We don't have the budget for that. Right. We'd have to keep a tether on you though. In case you get stuck, we'd have to be able to reel you out. I guess you could just hack the whale up because obviously he wouldn't be alive. If Vern was swimming through his veins. If anybody knows where there's a beach whale, can you contact us at, like, Smyrna.com?

We might do this. It's got to be a blue whale, too. Why? That's not what it said? Yeah, it's got to be a blue whale or a big whale. No, they're massive. He's not going to, you know, go in a fucking whale, you know, just a regular old ten-foot whale. No.

That would be difficult. That would be very difficult. A black whale or a ten-foot whale. No. That would be difficult. That would be very difficult. A black whale or a gray whale. What? A black whale or a gray whale are smaller than a blue whale. A black or... How do you know? You know nothing about whales, man.

I know your mother was a whale. That wasn't funny, Brian. Hey, listen to this one. Listen to this one, boys. This is interesting. A company in Taiwan makes plates out of wheat so that you can eat them. You can eat the plates. Make them out of wheat. What do you mean? They make the, you know, plates that you serve food on.

This company makes the plate out of some kind of wheat so that when you're eating, you're just fucking eating the plate, too. That's fucking stupid. So you'd have to, when you're ordering your food, you'd have to budget saying, can't really eat that last fucking meatball because I still got to eat the plate. Or is it just smaller portions? I mean, I've eaten plates before.

Well, one at a party. I've won that, but two... What kind of a plate? Dougie Reynolds said, bet you can't eat that fucking plate. And I said, you're fucking wrong, bud. You've done a lot of shit when you were drunk, haven't you? Stupid shit.

He's always drunk, man. Stupid, stupid stuff, bud. Just wait a second. What kind of a plate are we talking? Like a glass plate? No, it was made out of clay or whatever that shit is that plates are made of. Glass? Like a plate?

It sucked. Like a white smash? It wasn't a full, it was like a fucking dessert plate. White. But how did you eat it, Rick? You chewed it up? Yeah, it sucked. And coming out, it sucked even more.

So you chewed on the glass, crunched up the glass? Yeah, tried to make it as small pieces as you could, because you knew it's going to come back here at some point. And it's going to tear some shit. So you try to make the pieces as small as you can. 20 bucks is 20 bucks, though. You ate a fucking saucer. For 20 bucks.

For 20 bucks. A glass saucer. I don't know if it was glass. It was like what a plate's made out of. It's not like sea- What color was it? It's not like this. It was, or this.

What color was it? It was white. Yeah, he ate a piece of china. He ate a fucking- Fucking piece of china. Chinese. He ate a porcelain fucking plate. Fuck, sorry guys.

Didn't mean to be weird. No, it's just totally weird. You guys have never eaten anything fucked? What's the most fucked thing you've ever eaten, bubs? Oh, just wait, I had a fact here about that. Where was that one at? What, the fact about the most fucked thing you've fucked? Or eaten, I mean?

Sorry. No, no, here, this one. An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. Bullshit. How do they know that? Are you kidding me? An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. I don't believe it, man.

That is fucked. That is a weird one. That's nasty. What's the most fucked thing you've knownly ever ate? Did we ask you that already? No, you haven't. Of China? Oh yeah, the tongue, but I also ate a fly once.

On purpose? Yeah, just for a bet, like he did. Really? A fly? I was a kid. How big of a fly? Like a house fly? Yeah, just a house fly. Was it alive or gay?

No, it was alive. Oh, he was alive! Oh, you just catch him like that. Like a, you know, like a... Burned less fucked up. Why would you do that? I was a kid. It was a long time ago. Any money involved or just bragging rights?

Just bragging rights. Nice, I respect that. It's awesome. I should fucking eat a fly. Just to say I did it. Oh, okay, when you see a fly we'll catch you, you can eat it. Ricky, I... Who uttered the fucking statement, I should eat a fly, just so that I can say I did it?

That's not a normal person's brain, thinking that. No, it's a stupid person's brain. It's someone that likes to fucking... It's a daredevil that says stuff like that. You think the evil Knievel used to drive around eating flies? I don't think so.

He ate snakes, so probably. He didn't eat snakes. Knievel never ate a fucking snake. He ate a cobra snake. When did it crash into Snake Canyon? No, maybe that's what it was. Fuck. Okay.

Evel Knievel did not eat snakes. I thought it was what made him, it's what gave him the fucking courage. Snake poison. Maybe it was Snake Ca him... It's what gave him the fucking courage. Snake poison. Maybe it was snake cavern. I don't remember. Anyways... Oh, fuck. Well, we gotta fucking wrap her up here, boys.

Oh, really? I was having fun. Once I woke up. I was having fun, too. Having great fun, but the guys over there waving at her said, we're not even... We don't have permission to be out here. I didn't tell you guys that. Oh, no. Oh, really?

That's all right. The security's coming right now. Is that all real back there, or is that just a... That's all... What do you mean? You think that's green screen, Ricky? You fucking kidding me? It's real.

He's the stupidest man on the planet. I swear to fuck to it. So check out Vern's YouTube channel. Just go to YouTube, Vern check out Vern's YouTube channel. Yeah. Just go to YouTube, Vern Troyer. Get him there. What else you got coming up? You doing anything fun coming up in the next while

or just focusing on the YouTube thing? Oh, focusing on the YouTube, but also doing a lot of Comic-Cons and things like that. Oh yeah? Cool. I want to go to one of those Comic-Cons. Me too. Oh, you know what, boys?

I forgot to tell you yesterday, I met the team, the people on The Walking Dead, the makeup people that make the zombies. Yeah. And they told me if I come down to the set, they'll make me into zombie bubbles and I can walk through the background of the scene. That'd be awesome. Zombie bubbles on The Walking Dead. That'd be awesome.

Make sure you get paid for that shit, though. I don't even care. I wouldn't even care if I get paid. No, no, no. When you do this shit, you gotta get paid. Maybe they would make all of us into zombies. Yeah, but then they put a thing for your head and that's it for you. That's how you wanna go out? Rick, they don't actually do that. They don't kill you.

They don't actually... They're not actually killing people on the walking dead. No, they're killing zombies though. No, but they're not, Ricky. Those are just people dressed up like zombies and then they, you know, use special effects to make it. They're not actually... Do you think they got a big fucking herd of zombies down there

when they're making The Walking Dead, and they just keep them in a corral and let a few out to shoot a seed? I didn't... Well, I assumed it was probably people that didn't want to live anymore, or maybe people that shouldn't be around, like bad people, or I don't know. It's a weird conversation.

It's pretty weird. I mean, it's pretty real. Like, when you see it, it's real. How do I get, how do I go to one of those Comic-Con things? I want to do the... Well, I'm doing one in Bangor, Maine, coming up. So that's close to Canada. All right, let's go.

It is very close. That's only a seven-hour drive. Oh, you guys come. I'll get you in for free. That'd be awesome. Okay, we got to get paid if we're going to go up there and do something like that. You're getting free tickets. We're getting free tickets. I want a seven hour drive. Oh, you guys come, I'll get you in for free. That'd be awesome. Okay, we gotta get paid if we're gonna go up there and do something like that.

You're getting free tickets. We're getting free tickets, I'd like it paid. What the fuck, free tickets? I want the jail in Bangalore, man. No, I don't think so. Me and the old man. I'm not paying you. Well, Vern.

I'm getting you free tickets. All right, we're not gonna be there. All right. Well, I like trying to call. I'd go for free tickets. Hang out, see Vern there. You get all, like, people. So what do you do there? You just sit there and meet people?

You get to meet your fans and interact with them, and they ask you questions and take a picture with them and sign an autograph, just stuff like that. Do you charge people for that? Oh, yeah. That's what I think, right, everybody? Okay, now you're talking. Because up until that point, it sounded like a shitty fucking day.

If you get paid for it, it's worth it. know? All right, OK, now you're talking. Because up until that point, it sounded like a shitty fucking day. If you get paid for it, it's worth it. We'll do it. We'll be there. OK. We'll set up our own booth. Comic Con, so check Vern out at those. Go to his YouTube channel.

Boys, we're actually doing a sign-off here without being, you know. Jucasa. Get that shoot in. Fuck off. You see, he had the fuck down. You can take that, Vern. That's OK.

Vern doesn't want that. No, he does. Just take it. Just pretend you're taking it. Fern, just pretend you're taking the fucking thing. Hey! Nice. Are you fucking kidding me? No. Hey, bubs.

What? Wake me up before you go-go. That was awful. Thanks. No problem.