Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 37 - February F**ked

Episode Date: February 7, 2022

Welcome to the f**ked month of the silent 'R'! Bubbles' brain is firing on all engines, and he can't stop thinking about scrump-dilly airport buffets - will he ever get to eat at one again? The Boys also discuss mashed potato fights, garbage crows.... and get ready to screenshot Julian's tits!

Whoa. Hey, boys. Are we going to get this going, or are you guys too fucked up? Ah, I'm fucked. All right. I'm February fucked. I can't believe it's February 4. Yeah. The month with the silent R Why?

It's just Fuck me up Why do you Man Just accept it Why don't people just say it the way it should be said? How do you say it? Well everyone says February

But it should be February shouldn't it? Bubs Talk to me Huh? Talk to me Well, everyone says February, but it should be February, shouldn't it? Bob's. Talk to him. Huh? Talk to him. Fuck. I haven't seen you this fucked up in a bit.

All right. Okay, everybody. Welcome to Perk After Dark. Whoa, Mr. Energy Bomb. Who's your host? Julian. It is February, the dirtiest, shittiest fucking month of the year here in Canada. And we're happy and high. It is Black History Month, so that's pretty cool.

It's fucking great. It is cool. That's everywhere, isn't it? Yeah, man. Is it? Is it? Yeah. It should be.

I think it is, yeah. Oh, I got a pain. Don't be saying, fuck. Every time you get a pain in the head, it's something fucking bad. Oh, I got a pain behind my eye. Do you want us to take you to the doctor? No, too fucked up. You got to use it.

No, I got a pain behind my eye. So what do you think that is? Want me to Google it like you do with everything? No, not when I'm high. I get too paranoid. It's probably a little too early to talk about this month, too, but March. Why isn't it Marsh? That's a whole different set of grammatical rules, Ricky.

Like when you talk about a guy that cooks, you don't call him a chef. No. He's a chef. It's a different set of grammatical rules. It's March. If there was an E at the end, it would be Marsh. Marsh chef. It's March. It's a different set of grammatical rules. It's March. If there was an E at the end of it, it'd be March. Marche.

Something like that. Remember that buffet you used to go to, that something Marche? Marche. It was in the airport. I don't know, boys. I'm so fucked I can't. It was the Panda. Panda something that we went to.

No, no, not Panda. The Panda Buffet. No, this was like a... Oh, I'm having a weird memory. I remember something. It was called like Movenschauzen or something. No. Is that in Germany? No.

Movenpick. What the fuck are you talking about? I can't remember the Movenpick. No, man. Maybe it still exists. It was in an airport somewhere. Movenpick? No, man. Maybe it still exists. It was in an airport somewhere. Movenpick? A buffet in an airport.

Yes. What fucking country? It was like you go in and you make your own sandwiches and stuff. Oh, I like the idea of that. I don't think they'll have those anymore. No, I heard that. That's what they do at a resort, eh? It's called Covenpick now.

Movenpick. Mush. Moven, and it had two dots over the O. But where the fuck, where was this man? Moven pick it must have been. How do you spell it? Should I? M-O-V-E-N.

Yeah, I'm doing moving pick, because you're moving around, you're picking shit up. Moving and picking. Moving pick. Moving pick. Oh. But it's M-O-V-E-N, but it's got two dots over the O. So it's what? Moving pick.

I never even clued in. That's what it means. That's what it meant. So you mean it's Dutch? Moving around and pecking your stuff. So you're just realizing this now? Yes, and I don't think I've... He figured it out. I think the last time I saw one was about 20 years ago.

Move. But it just, I got a pain in my head, and then all of a sudden I had a bunch of memories. All right, move. How do you spell it? M-O-V-E? M-O-V-E-N-P-I-C-K. Movenpick.

That sounds like something over in Europe, man. I think it's Dutch. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no. I spelt it wrong. No, I don't think it was in Europe. I think it was in Canada or the United States. No, man.

What's that yogurt they have now? But, boy, I got a pain in my head and then a memory from 20 years ago just lit up. What's going on there? There's Movenpick hotels and resorts. Part of your brain fucking is working again that wasn't working. in my head and then a memory from 20 years ago just lit up what's going on there there's moving pick hotels and resorts part of your brain fucking is working again that wasn't working it must have got clogged and then dope might have fucking rattled something that's what happens with dope open shit up rattled something loose well there's a resort called moving pick and it's in fucking amsterdam see look at. Dutch. Is there no restaurants

called Move and Pick? I'm fucking looking, man. I'm starting to figure out the world and its letters and shit. They're everywhere, right? They're fucking everywhere. They sound a germ name for seagull. Who would have thought? What?

And seagulls do hang out at parking lots of fucking restaurants and eat seagulls. They're moving and picking. Like Steve and Seagull? No, like bird seagulls, man. Seagulls. And you know what? It literally means a picking seagull.

Move and pick. With the two things above it. No. And they still exist? The restaurants? Yeah. They're everywhere. Yeah, I don't know, man.

What are we talking about? It's ice cream empire by a corner. It's the move and pick brand. Okay, Nestle fucking owns move and pick. Nestle? Yeah.

I don't remember there being any chocolate at the one I was at. Well, I don't even know anything. I don't even remember it at all, Bob. Like, nothing about it. So so speaking in german prisons there was a there was a fucking brawl in a women's prison in germany

it started as just a little mashed potato fight which we've all had in prison good times and they fucking turn in this big brawl and they got fined like fucking three grand each or they have to spend 180 extra days in jail for a fucking mashed potato fight well that's a good deterrent i think that's good i think that we should go on a kind of hunger streak for them for what you go right ahead ricky for the ladies in prison yes you go You go right ahead. More potatoes for me. Yeah. That's bullshit. I love seeing women fight. You guys love seeing the good scrap of women?

Yeah, but why would you fine them for that? It's a fucking little get-together. I wonder, were they doing this with the spoon where you get

pressure built up and then you let her go? Capitolt? No, not a capitolt. Capitolt. Capitolt. Canapolt. Canapolt. Cannonbolt. Catapult catapult catapult

catapult catapult catapult what did you call it? a catapult no but before that the first one a catapult what a catapult

they all do the same thing yeah I guess so, man. You know that Kim Jong-un fella? Yes. With the bowl cut. He travels with his own personal toilet. Yeah? I didn't know that.

Well, I thought the myth was that he's never taken a shit. Maybe that was his father. I think he does. Well, he must take them because he has his own personal toilet that goes everywhere with him. What? Yeah.

He's got a separate limo with his personal toilet in it. He's got one for when he flies. It's pretty weird stuff. That's money. You got that shit. And guess what? If anyone's caught using it...

Dead. Yeah, sentenced to death. Oh, yeah. You can't shit in the emperor's toilet. I think I'd like to have my own personal toilet. You do. Where? In your bathroom.

Yeah, but I can't take it with me. I'm on the go. It's called just pissing outside, man. You do that all the time. Yeah. And you shit on top of rare dishes. Yep. You've perched up against a tree many times, man.

I've seen shit in a Tupperware dish. You guys are crazy. Why would I choose a Tupperware dish? I'm just... Speak when people fucking shit in a... Don't they have a problem with that in San Francisco right now? Yeah, there's like roadmaps. There's roadmaps.

There's an app. Because there's shit in it. There's a shit in that. Poor people, eh? I wonder which guy has to go around and load up all the... You just get on your app and it's like, oh, careful, there's a log at the corner of 103rd and Elm Street. There's a log at the corner.

There you might have to step over. Be careful. All right, bubs. Move and pick. I found an all-you-can-eat restaurant. There you go. They do have it. Where is it?

All over the fucking place. Your brain is firing at all fucking engines. They still exist? Want to book a table? They still exist. They still exist. We should go. I just thought, just popped into my brain.

I bet you I haven't seen one in 20 years. Well, let me see. I'm still looking, man. I'm just trying to figure out where this is on the map the company said also to open up a moving shit after you go to the moving pick yeah take a little there's toilets going by on conveyor belt and you just pick one oh remember the sushi place we were in nope where the little the dishes were going along and the little bowls remember that it's like a little little canal isn't it, or little boats? Yes, there was little boats going by with the little covered,

the different colored bowls. You could just take what you wanted, couldn't you? Yes, you just grab whatever you want, and then they come over, and they're like, you got two purple bowls, an orange bowl, a green bowl, a yellow bowl. There's your bill. Right there. Brilliant.

They got shit figured out. Sushi, what was it called? Sushi Go or Yo-Yo Sushi or Sushi Yabba Dabba? Yeah. Sushi Yabba Dabba. I don't know. Something like that. I don't think we were ever this much familiar.

Did you see the Louisville meteorologist that farted out of the air? What are you doing? Wiping my nose. It's my new shirt. You guys didn't notice I got a brand new fucking shirt. How would you tell? It's brand new. Yeah, how would you doing? Wiping my nose. It's my new shirt. You guys didn't notice I got a brand new fucking shirt. How would you tell? It's brand new. Yeah, how would you tell?

It's already stretched out. No, it's stretchy. Look at this shit. Oh, God, that is something. Pull it tight. Here. It is tight, man. Bubz, what are you doing, man?

Look at that, Ricky. What are you doing to me, man? Look how tight it is across those. Get away from me. Jesus Christ. People at home just got a treat there, boy. What's up, Rick, boy? People are pressed up against their screens right now just jacking it up.

You got to pause. Just jacking it, are they? Jesus. Screenshot. Screenshot that, everybody. Somebody's going to screenshot that and put it in the comments, guaranteed, with arrows pointing to your tits. Fucking waffles, man.

Yeah, this Louisville meteorologist furred it on the air, so it's okay if you guys have to fur it on this podcast. No. Thanks, man. I don't do that. I better hope that I don't, because wow. Because wow what? It'd be a good one.

I already did today. You know where? Right in there. See, that's not playing by the rules. You know what? I feel bad for these kids up in Siberia. There's these two towns. It's fucking snow in there, right?

Because it's horrible there. But the fucking snow in there right because it's horrible there but the fucking snow is black black black snow it looks just like it looks like they're on the you're on the moon or something man so it's like snow and ash yeah so they're fucking it doesn't sound like it's very good for the environment no man maybe it was a volcano. No, it's just pollution, man, from coal. Burning this fucking dirty old coal. Did you hear about the teenage hacker that he hacked into Elon Musk's plane or some shit? No way. It talks about when his plane takes off, where it's going, and when it lands. So Elon Musk offered to pay the teenager to take the site down on twitter and the kid was like yeah

i could take it down maybe i'll get one of those new teslas you know what he said elon musk only offered five grand to take it down five grand did he get a tesla no the guy's like fuck you i don't want000. Can we get a hold of this guy? He's got a fucking Tesla. He's got some power, man. We can probably get a few Teslas out of him. Well, if he's that good, couldn't he just go into the other thing and order himself a Tesla and send it to himself? Well, you think that one of the richest people in the world,

if they got this thing that's driving them nuts about they have no privacy and it's kind of not good for security, maybe give the fucking kid tesla or maybe give them 50 grand not five fucking grand or hire the motherfucker yeah there you go boom boom boom hire him as your cyber security expert you know what i thought you'd be a kind of guy that would be able to hack into shit man and make no do you mean i mean i can do basic stuff that's okay what you know, how. Okay, what basic? What do you mean? Like, hack into the fucking corner store or something? What they got going on? No, I'm not a hacker.

I can do basic, you know, coding, stuff like that. Then why don't we try it? You could hack into something. I couldn't hack. You're talking about, like, these are like rocket scientists that are doing this. He's a teenager. Yeah, but he's obviously not a normal kid, boys.

His brain is firing like, he's not, not every fucking teenager can do that. So what happened to you earlier when you got that little pain? It happens to him every day. Maybe. I mean, if my, if these pains, you know, keep happening and I can pinpoint them and focus them the right way, maybe I could start cracking 128-bit encryption. Can you imagine if we could hack into a bank? We could be set, man.

With a fucking lottery? Jesus Christ. Did you just shit yourself? No. Just because a fucking news guy did it doesn't mean you can start doing it. This is not happening on this fucking perk after dark, man. Bubs, don't be doing that. So there's a guy that's eating raw meat right now.

See how long he can survive. Smells like you are, man. It does. Why would you do? So far it's been like 75 fucking days. He eats raw chicken, chicken raw steak raw swordfish a lot of people do that man no it's not true

it is true he thinks he's gonna die from bacteria but he's like fuck it I'm just gonna see how long it takes now he's eating raw eggs cow liver raw camel milk raw bacon raw ground beef. That's fucked up, man.

You know what? Eventually he said he's requiring a taste for it. He likes it. For humans. Yeah, next thing. Next thing. He's going to be drunk and eating somebody. I'm going to fucking cut a steak out of Julian.

Get a nice tenderloin off his tit. Easy. That's a little tit. Easy, boss. That's a little creepy, man. Did you ever want to taste flesh, man? Get a nice T-bone off you there. Stop eyeing me up, man. Why? Because I'll be sleeping with one eye open.

Don't touch me. That's like medium rare already. It's rare. I'm not cooked'm not jesus bucks blue rare you don't know but it's got the firmness i'm gonna throw them on the grill for a couple seconds i need sorry just serious crispy fucking syrup crispy right why are you touching me so much just your skin you wouldn't really have to try that soft I have soft skin, okay? No. Use moisturizer every now and then. Bet you he's got some nice marbling in there.

He'd be like extra, extra lean ground beef. Well, it depends on where you take it from. What about Randy? Would you want to eat him? Oh, Randy would have delicious. He's medium. He's got that best. Oh, but he'd be like a big porterhouse.

He'd be like a. porterhouse he'd be like he'd be marbled he would be fucking no that's more than marbling

that's just pure what they call it visceral marbling he'd be all gristle that's what

he is visceral gristle visceral gristle fat yeah get rid of

that shit just render him down I know it's been cold as fuck here but it's actually been cold as fuck most places like even in florida it's almost around freezing right now it's fucked up yeah it's telling people hey all those iguanas that are falling out of the trees they're not dead don't throw them away oh i know they're freezing up yeah they're just freezing it's so fucking cold but they're still still alive. But they come back to life.

They're like Han Solo. That happened a couple years ago. Oh, yeah. Iguanas everywhere, and they're just like this. And people are chucking them, thinking they're dead, but they're not. They're just frozen. Oh, those poor little fuckers. Suspended MMA.

And fish can do that, too. Fish are freezing right half out. There was a fish jumping out of a lake and he froze. Sticking out of the lake. So they put an air tube in him. Like a big sand? Yeah. Same with the crocodiles too, I bet.

Yeah, I saw something last year with those guys. Oh, they can just freeze. They just put their nostrils out like a snorkel and then they freeze. And were they dead or no? No. Wow. No, no. They just sit there.

Those cocksuckers can. Fuck, wouldn't you like to be one of them? No. Wow. No, no. They just sit there. Those cocksuckers can... Fuck. Wouldn't you like to be one of them? No. No, man. No. You big, dumb fucking crocodile. Fuck that.

Yeah, what a fucking time you have. Going around. Swimming around, eating shit, fucking scaring people. Grab a hold of something to do with the death spin. Freezing and waking up. Rip limbs off. That's basically what you do now, Ricky. I'm not

far off, Crocodile, am I? You know what, boys? I'm going to admit this right now. I've killed quite a few crows in my life. They're digging at the garbage and shit, pecking away. I've shot them. That was a big mistake. It's a big mistake because you know what they're doing now? They're the smartest fucking things in the world. Get this, boys. In Sweden,

they have fucking this thing that they're starting up where crows pick up litter in exchange for food. That's fucking smart. Like cat litter? Garbage. Garbage. Fucking garbage. You go pick up all those chip bags.

And it flies back. Yeah, fucking smarty. Puts a thing in this thing, and then food comes out. Is it just a coincidence? I don't know. We should talk to the government, man. We should teach the crows how to take. We could be the crow people.

What do we want them to take, though? Fucking Nova Scotia. Money? Recycles? No, we get them, feed them fucking cat food or something. But what are you getting them to pick up? Yeah. Garbage.

Why not get them to take people's wallets? Yeah. Or watches. Holy fuck. That are eaten on the patio downtown. Or on the beach. Yeah. As soon as a credit card comes in, it goes on the table.

Right to Julius. I think we're on to something here. I mean. There's no way you'd get in trouble. What do you say? It's a fucking crow. What am I? What?

I train the crows. I train the crows. I steal credit cards. Fuck off. Okay, George. I train the fucking crow. That's a really good idea. Yeah.

Who got porned on February the 4th? Anybody good? Who's Charles Lindbergh? Is he famous? Charles Lindbergh. Spirit of St. Louis. The beard of St. Louis. Famous pilot.

Spirit of St. Louis was his airplane. He was a very famous pilot. Oh, he got dead. Well, yeah. He was dead for a while was a very famous pilot. Oh, he got dead. Well, yeah. He was dead for a while, man. Dead for many years, Ricky. Rosa Parks. Rosa Parks.

Holy shit, man. All right. George Romero. Jesus, I just totally zoned out there, boy. He's got dead, too. Who? Alice Cooper.

George Romero. He did Night of the living dead yeah he got dead in 2017 alice cooper's real name is vincent fernier fernier who alice cooper i've been i've been to a couple of his concerts good concerts man alice cooper yeah he's one hell of a fucking golfer too damn his dog and he's not his balls by the way alice cooper you say he's hot as balls his daughter wow yeah i thought you said he's got the hottest balls of any rock oh man no no no biggest the guy who has the world's fattest cat he's battling accusations of animal cruelty

right now. People are hammered. He probably should be. He better not be feeding that cat. He's overfeeding it and under walking it. He better not be doing it. Some cats have a natural imbalance problem and there's nothing you can do. You try to, you know, you've got to give them a certain amount of food, but they just start expanding.

I've seen cases of it, but if he's just shoveling food into that cat for his Instagram account, somebody should fucking, somebody should go repossess that kitty from him. Get it on a diet. He's a fat little fucker, isn't he? Yes, he is. Don't make fun of him. No way.

Okay. Dennis Severd. Don't body shame him. My body's sh shame The fucking cat You know that Denny Severed Was named one of the Hundred greatest NHL players

Of all times I didn't know that Who was? Dennis Severed Denny Denny Severed Guess who else got Porned today Julian

Prepared to become Fully erect Can't wait Keanu Reeves Close What? Oscar De La Hoya become fully erect. Can't wait. Keanu Reeves. Close. What? Oscar De La Hoya.

Let's get ready to rumble, Julian. Oscar De La Hoya is a fucking gong show now. Oh, is he? He's fucked. So you're not feeling it anymore? Oh, man, I'm not feeling him. I used to like him when he was back in the day when he was boxing, but he's banged up hard now. Is he?

He needs help. Like on what? Oh, he's on all kinds of fucking drugs. He's a food bag, isn't he? No, he's a Coke bag, from what I've heard. This isn't 100% confirmed. Well, then you can't say it. All I'm saying is that Dana White gets on fucking line all the time

and talks about how fucked up he is on coke. Maybe Dana White's all fucked up on coke. He could be as well, but he seems not. I don't know. Dana White asked you on a date. Don't start rumors about people. I'm just saying. It's not confirmed, but I'm just saying.

He looks like he's fucked up. Well, people might say that about you. Did you see him on that trailer thing when he was announcing the fight? Yeah, I think he was just wasted. He was fucked up in all kinds of shit i think he was just drunk do you think dana wait if you asked julian going on a date with julian though yes thousand percent not no i wouldn't just make small talk or whatever small talk no there's a problem with it ricky i i just want to date women okay sorry that's just the way it is i think you're fighting a secret attraction to certain types you're fighting athletic men you're fighting some demons there buddy

fuck it's a struggle i know but we're here for you. Holy shit. Scientists created a fucking strong bubble that lasted fucking 465 days before it popped. Imagine that. What's it made out of? Yeah. A soap bubble or what kind of bubble man? Maybe it's a balloon. Nope.

It's not a balloon, man. What's it made out of? That's critical information. Gravitational. Okay, we're talking about gravity. We're talking about evaporation. Let me see.

I'm not in combos. You could make a bubble out of fucking plastic, and then it'll last a thousand years. No, man. It's made up of, like, they blew it. It came out. It's fucking floating around for 465 days. Mm-hmm. What, you doubt me? Like, they blew it. It came out. It's fucking floating around for 465 days.

What, are you doubting me? This is a fucking confirmed story, man. I want to know what it's made of. They blew it out of a thing like this, did they? Is it a gum bubble? Oh, man. We're getting into some shit here. We're getting into... Okay, let me see.

I got to read up on it, man. You said they blew it out of a wand. Just a second, Bubs. It would have to out of a wand. I, just a second, Bob. It would have to be in a hyperbolic chamber. Created something. It's called a gas marble. See, there's gases involved. It's essentially mixed water and tiny nylon particles that blow an air into them,

create a bubble. So it's a nylon bubble. It's a nylon particle with fucking mostly water, Bob. Well, nylon bubble and my bubble. Searches remain nylon particle with fucking mostly water bubs. Well, nylon bubble and I don't know. So why is it such a fucking big thing? If it's just the way it is. Bubbles are big money, man.

How much money do you think you've spent on fucking bubbles in your life? On myself? I'm talking about your bubble machine. Every penny I spend is for bubbles. I bet you at least a hundred bucks. Woo! So,

I don't know if it's a good... Like, if you blew a bubble and it's just in the air forever, the whole air would eventually just become a bubble if enough kids blew bubbles.

You like blowing bubbles, don't you? Yeah, I know with the nudge nudge bubbles. I saw that. You like blowing bubbles? No, I don't like fucking blowing bubbles. Why don't you? Yeah, I know with the nudge nudge, Bubbs. I saw that. You like blowing bubbles. No, I don't like fucking blowing bubbles. Why don't you?

Do you like to eat bubbles? Do you like to blow bubbles? Or if you could blow bubbles, would you just stay at home all the time? Remember that one? No, I wouldn't. I'd be going to the psychiatrist. Okay, it's glycerol.

That's the key fucking thing. Glycerin. Glycerin. Glycerol. Glycerol. Yeah. Glycerol. Oh, so it's not a...

Yeah, whatever. I could make a glycerol bubble that lasts... Do it. Because these fucking... This team of scientists did it. Go for it. I've done it. I made a glycerol bubble that lasted 600 days.

Okay. 600 days. Yes. Full fucking shit. I had it floating in my shed above my armpit. Floating in your shit? My shed. Oh.

Floating in, yes. There we go. Pops, here's something for you. What? New lingerie company for men. Ooh, yes. I got lace undies for you, buddy. That sounds's something for you. What? New lingerie company for men. Ooh. Lace undies for you, buddy. That sounds like something I...

I thought so. What are you Googling over there? That's just it. What are you Googling over there? People are smart. It's just another business idea that's going to make fucking billions. That looks like Borat. Looks like Borat's package.

$1 idea, buddy. You know what? Don't judge, Julian. I know you you wear them nope if i did would we still be friends don't give a what kind of underwear you wear man that's good i don't wear them too cumbersome you're still going without underwear yes i've tried your underwear there's a lot of support mine yep you've tried on some of my underwear get the fuck out of my underwear drawer man i'm serious all he's had your underwear on hundreds of times i was just

curious if you know the extra money you spent on them was worth it and i gotta say it probably is what do you do with them when you're done wearing them i do you wash them i was or do you just put them back in my fucking drawer i you fucking no they were putting the laundry i was going down ricky's hallway one day and his hamper was there i was like ricky look at the shit stains in your underwear he goes no those are julian's underwear i just wear them no that's why i'm fucking kidding me i found those outside and i was just gonna clean them for you outside no you're digging around my fucking drawers man no money no dope or something booze and sniffing them is he sniffing them no but the way that they hold your your sack it's freaky it's a lot of pressure. They're fucking Joe Boxers, man.

No, they're not. There's just nothing. They're all right. They're $45 underwear. Whatever, man. That I stole. I would never fucking pay money like that for underwear. Commando.

Go Commando. I do often. That's nice to know. It's a good setup. All right. Are we done here, boys, or what? I don't know. It's Friday. Remember the time you duct taped your balls?

Remember that? What was I thinking? Why did I do that again? You couldn't find underwear, and you were going out to play hockey, and you didn't want them swinging around, so you just taped them to your taint. It was a terrible idea. It was. All right, liquor store is open.

That's where I'm heading. I'm getting drunk tonight. Do you remember when he taped his balls to his taint? With Gorilla Tape? He's done that a bunch of times, man. One of the most painful waxing things I've ever gone through. It's because you were trying to wax your taint? No.

No, it wasn't my intention. That's what happened. He forgot his cap, so he just taped his balls to his taint and went out in the ice. Fuck, man. Got all chafed. It hurts when you try to take that off. No shit.

Everything comes with it. It was fucking duct tape. Yeah. No, it was gorilla tape. Gorilla tape. It was gorilla tape. Looks like duct tape, but it's stronger. Strong as a gorilla.

Yeah, it felt like the gorilla was there just plucking individual hairs at a... God, it sucked. You know who else is strongerucking individual hairs at him. God, it sucked. You know who else is strong as a gorilla? It did look good, though. You know who else is strong as a gorilla? Who? Your mother. I had to get one.

We didn't say one thing, one joke today. Are we talking about cocks? What? We didn't even talk about cocks, did we? No. You just did. Okay, we've got to end it right now before we get into it. Balls, cocks, both the same thing, Bob.

You're the one that started it. No cock-free PAD. All right, I'm going to the commission. Do you guys want anything? Do you get any money? I'm getting drunk tonight. I'm getting more money. I've only got a half a bottle of...

You need another one. I would take some rum. Money. And some beer. I don't have any money. And some whiskey. I don't have any money. And some whiskey. What day is it? It's Friday.

Super Bowl's not until next weekend. Super Bowl? Who gives a fuck? Somebody sign off. We're signed off. See you guys next week. Peace.