Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 38 - It's Not Stealing Till It Arrives

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

The Boys had a swinging f**kin' time in London! Bubbles got to visit a very special place... that's now missing a priceless piano! Find out why Julian has a beef with the pubs, and who had a murderously good time at Brick Lane. There's also a toast to Carl Weathers, and a plan to make $$$ from deepfake f**kery!

All right, first thing we want to talk about is the little friend that you have. Well, welcome to the park after dark. Yeah, welcome to all that shit. We've got a little dating little slut over here. What? You are a dating machine. I'm not. How many dates has it been?

Come on. I haven't been dating. I've been taking a course down at the community college. Well, it runs all night. Yes, night courses. And you get drunk at these courses? They're allowed. See, this is the thing.

You're going on dates. We know you're going on dates, man, but you're getting hammered. We're seeing you fucking stumbling. No, I'm taking a course. Drunk. It's a cooking course, and we've been cooking with cooking sherry.

And I've been taking snaps off of it. All right. That's where you're going to be. If you want your privacy, you can have it. You can follow me down. I'm at the community college. I'm taking auto body repair.

Oh, that as well, eh? Who's the mystery human that's been lurking around your little shed? I don't know. Is there somebody lurking? You've been in vehicles with this person. You've been seen around town with this person. I haven't. Yes, you have, man.

You guys are full of shit. I don't know. I haven't been seen around town with anybody. Oh, sir. Okay, all right. We're just going to leave it at that, then. Good luck with it anyway. Well, it's good to be back.

It is. What a journey. Holy fuck. London's, that's a good time. London, England. London, England. You know what London's, that's a good time. London, England. London, England. You know what really sucks though? The pub's closing at 11. Like, what the fuck are they doing? Yeah.

You just get her going by 11 and you're like, alright, you gotta go. Well, that's because people start drinking around too. Yeah, they do it different over there. Yeah. As soon as they get off work, they go right to the pub. So by 11, you're pretty fucked up. We don't start drinking until, well, we drink. All the time. Most people don't start drinking. Yeah, they do it different over there. As soon as they get off work, they go right to the pub. So by 11, you're pretty fucked up. We don't start drinking until, well, we drink. Most people don't start drinking until we drink.

Yeah, most people don't have the alcoholic tolerance of yourself, Julian. I'm just saying. Most people can't drink 24 hours a day. It sucks, man. It's still functional. Please. It does kind of suck, you're right. Like, open until 1 o'clock.

I think 1 o'clock's fair, man. 2 o'clock. I think 1 o'clock's fair, man. 2 o'clock's good, 4 o'clock's perfect. So you got to do something you've always dreamt of? Yeah. Yes. Pretty crazy, bud. I don't know if we're going to reveal it, though, are we? Yeah, probably not.

Put the banging in the castle? Probably not yet. I didn't bang in a castle. Oh, I thought you did, man. You got to record something. No, I went to one of those medieval times dinners. How was that? Good, but I wasn't banging in there.

I was just a guest of honor. A guest of honor? Yeah. Lord, Lord Bubbles. Lord Bubbles showed up and they come out in the horses and the knights with the jousters. Are you fucking kidding me? No, and I ate a big fucking turkey leg. Bigger than your fucking, bigger than your arm.

A big fucking turkey leg. Great big dirty turkey leg. You sure it wasn't like an ostrich leg? I don't think it was an ostrich. I've had ostrich before. It didn't taste like it. You know where I liked? I liked the, was it Brick Lane?

Brick Lane. That's fucking cool, man. Brick Lane. That's where cool, man. Brick Lane. That's where all the graffiti is. Oh, fuck, man. The graffiti's everywhere. And Jack the Ripper lives down that area. He did a lot of...

A little farther over. I like the little dude that lives on the roof of the... Yeah. Whatever the fuck it is. What is he? Old Jumpy. He's just a fucking... He lives on the street, but he has his own little...

He has a little hot up on the roof there. He's like a parkour guy, and he just zings up the fucking wall. Are you fucking kidding me? No. I went to the Ten Bells with Jack the Ripper. Jack the Ripper was, you know, hanging out there years ago. That's where he was doing all his murdering. So was this the equal of the birds?

And give fucking drunk... Was he getting drunk or just getting other people drunk? What was he doing? JR? Yeah. I don't know. No, I think he was just murdering. But he was fucking, like, taking organs and shit out, wasn't he?

Well, the theory is that he might have been a doctor because he wasn't just disemboweling people, like, you know, haphazardly. It was all very precise things he was doing. So they think he might have been a doctor, so he's probably rolling into the bar, you know, in a nice cape with a top hat and a cigar, you know, in there all fancy-like, but he's tricking, and he's a murderer.

That would have sucked, man, back then. But it was creepy as fuck to go into that place where you knew he was in there fucking murdering. Yeah, it would be creepy. Breck Lane was good, the salt beef bagel. I missed out on that. That was a good fucking bagel, man. Pissed.

Brecky, the salt beef bagel on Breck Lane is the sock one for. I heard. I'm not a bagel person, but that bagel was fucking good. Well, it's the salt beef that's really the selling point. Yeah. But the bagels are nice, too. Salt beef bagel, brick plain. Gorgeous.

And, I mean, I guess we can tell people some things went down at Abbey Road. Things did go down at Abbey Road, man. Things did go down. Abbey Road Studio, too. down at Abbey Road, man. Things did go down. Abbey Road Studio 2. Yeah. Dream. Pretty trippy.

Dream of mine. I can't wait for people to see what happened because it's... I still can't fucking believe it happened. I stole some stuff from there, by the way,

and got away with it. You didn't steal stuff. I did. I got a few things that might come up for auction, but it's from Abbey Road, so... What did you steal? Out of Studio 2.

I'm not going to tell you, man. Well, some glasses and stuff. Those were easy, but there's like... But you didn't steal any equipment. Well... We'll see if it gets here.

Oh, my fuck. Well, you're not selling it. If you got it, it's mine. There is a piano that may have went missing. Ricky, you guys better know what the fuck is going on. Yeah, man.

It might not make it across the ocean because that deal was a little fuck up. No, man. It might not make it across the ocean because that deal was a little sketchy. If it does, it might not be. It does. What did it look like?

Not the upright ones. Yeah, the old shitty one. It's not old and shitty, Ricky. That's the Lady Madonna piano. Oh, fuck. Who was playing on that? It's the Mrs. Mills piano that the Beatles

recorded Lady Madonna on. Who the fuck is Mrs. Mills? Mrs. Mills was a lady that played piano on TV. So who was playing on it? If it's the one you guys stole... The old one. Yes, the old one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's called the Mrs... Ricky. That's why we didn't want to take the nice one. That's the Lady Madonna piano. That's all I'm talking about. It's on the back of it. Happy early birthday, if it makes it. If it makes it. But happy early birthday if it makes it. If it makes it. But we're probably gonna sell it now that it's Lady Madonna.

We're gonna have to edit this out because they're gonna, the police are gonna be looking for that. They were gone man. Lady Madonna piano. If you guys stole that I'm gonna be mad. But don't we have like, I'm gonna be happy or something now that we're in Canada. I don't know. You can talk us out of it. I'm gonna be mad but I'm gonna be happy if that shows up. All right, well, it was a bit sketchy, the whole thing. I should've got you to steal some microphones.

Well. There may be something in the top of the piano. The old shitty one, the gold-looking one? We didn't wanna take the nice one. The old shitty ones, do you know how much the old shitty ones are worth? The one that Johnny Carson used to use, One of those kind of things on his desk. It looks similar.

Oh, I didn't see that. I didn't see that. No, it was this other thing. Was it gold? I didn't get a good... The one that I was singing into? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The old shitty one. That's... Boys. What?

That's one of the only three Beatle microphones left. They just brought it out on a special occasion so that I could sing into the fucking thing. So by taking this case, It's probably worth, I don't know,

it's worth a couple of hundred thousand dollars. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You know what? No, no, we were going to give it to you as an early Christmas gift. Yeah, no.

Birthday gift kind of thing. It's called a U-47. All right, well... You're not... Neumann U-47 that the Beatles used. If you stole that, Interpol's going to be over here. It's like the Mona Lisa of mics.

Is that what you're saying? It's up there, yes. All right, okay. Well, we'll never know. I'm going to be very angry if you stole it, but very happy. It's not stealing until it arrives.

That's right. Possession is... That's a good T-shirt. 95% of the law. That's a good T-shirt. It's not stealing until it arrives. Until you have it in your possession. Mm-hmm.

But Abbey Road was pretty fucking cool, wasn't it? Yeah, it was freaky. Didn't make a lot of friends. The only thing that wasn't great there was the food. The service, the people who worked there, phenomenal. The food wasn't good? I thought the food was fantastic. It was all right. Maybe I got an off day.

The booth was good. There's a real chef that works there, boys. It's not just like a... What did you think was wrong with it? Was it not tasty? I just, I don't know. It's just different, boys. It's not just like a... What did you think was wrong with it? Was it not tasty? I just, I don't know. It's just different, man. Part of the problem is they ran out of shit,

so maybe if I got their... Oh, no, you gotta get her hot off the press. They had fucking some of the best ribs I've ever eaten. Well, I did get... I didn't have ribs. You know what? We did get really, really drunk a few times in there, so, I mean, mean that's pretty cool and the people who work there are fucking awesome yes they are the Abbey Road folks fantastic I can't wait for

people to see what the fuck went down they're gonna shit themselves yeah because I did I shit myself I know you didn't I almost did as well man and I really didn't give a fuck. You know how we were trying to get Julian to slow down on the drinking a little bit? Mm-hmm. You don't have to. What? There's two twins in Britain that are 104 years old.

Oh, yeah. And they say the trick to getting old is brandy a night. Brandy? A brandy a night. Oh, okay. A brandy. Yeah, I guess it's only. Do you drink brandy? No, man. Maybe. If I was out of everything, I would drink brandy and okay brandy i guess it's only do you drink brandy no man i if i maybe if i was out

of everything i would drink brandy i would drink brandy sometimes brandy lemonade hey brandy alexander's a nice drink what's that i think it's brandy and milk is that i don't know you know what tastes good a little bit of uh cherry brandy in the rum and coke. That's a nice one. I can see that. It's like a pirate drink, isn't it? It's almost like cherry coke with liquor in it. It's not bad.

Okay, so what happened? Do you know how to... What? So what's going on? These guys are 104. They drink the brandy every night. It's a secret to living long, man, so you're good. Although they only have a drink or two a day. Yeah, they're not drinking a fucking quart a day, Ricky.

Or a 60 ounce. Do you know anything about deep fakes? Yes. Because we can fucking make a lot of money. Deep fake in what? Videos. What of? Well, I'll give you an example.

There's a deep fake video call with fake CFOs for this Hong Kong finance company. Yeah. So one of the finance workers is asked by the CFO.

He's like, I'm going to need you to transfer that $25 million into this account. Give me the account number. But it looks just like him. Wow.

He thinks he's talking to him on a video conference call. So he transferred $25 million into these people's account. That's the kind of shit we gotta get into. We gotta get with the times. Because fuck, man.

AI, boys, I've been preaching about AI for how long? Deepfaking. You know what you could do? What? You could call up fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger as Sylvester Stallone and say, hey, Ernie, you want to meet me for a fucking cigar and some drinks down at Let's Meet Here? And then you go down.

Full body rub down. Full body. You know what? I could be saying shit like that just to see what the fuck you'd say. Hey, Ernie, wondering if you want to get together and bump helmets. Ernie, wondering if you want to get together and bump helmets. Smashing mushrooms off each other. See, you know what? That'd be funny.

Why would Ernie think of that if Stallone was... You want to smash our... Oh, boys. Carl Weathers died. Oh, fuck. Let's do cheers to him, man. Paul O'Creed. Paul O'Creed. Maybe we can put up a picture. We have a picture

of all of us with Paul O'Creed. Nice fucking guy, man. Great dude. He was a very nice man. And you're looking at the guy saying, that guy's fucking going to live forever, man, because he was in good shape. We got to meet him how many times? Four or five, wasn't it? A lot of times, yeah. Yeah, at least.

At all the fan expos? Super nice guy. Very nice gentleman. Very nice, very friendly. And he was fucking, he was Apollo Creed, I mean. Jesus, I wanted to be a black boxer when I was a kid just because of him. It was fucking, you failed miserably.

I know, but I said when I grow up, I'm going to be a black boxer. And the thing is, he started off as like the villain, but then he came, turn around, man, he became like a fucking one of the heroes. Yes, he did. You're crying, man. You've seen that guy die. Until fucking Drago fucking wrecked him. That motherfucker, man. Drago wrecked him.

Drago racked them. This fucking French man built a model of the Eiffel Tower using 706,900 matchsticks. How many? 706,900. Why? Why the fuck would someone do that? 706,000? It was 26.6 feet high.

26 feet high? It took him eight years, 4,300 hours. And how much money did the matchsticks cost? It doesn't say about that. Here's another question. How much was that guy getting banged in seven years doing that? Probably not at all. Let's do the math.

How much does a box of matchsticks cost? 50 cents? Yeah, maybe. Let's say it's 50 cents. How many in a pack do you think? Let's say 50 for easy numbers. Okay, so 700,000 divided by 50 is what? 300 fucking 50,000.

No. 700,000 divided by 50? Divided by 50. Oh, fuck, that's... I don't fucking know what's... Ricky, 700,000 grams of ash divided up for 50 people. That's a lot of ash. That's a lot of ash.

That is a lot of ash. I can't do much right now. That's what? That's 70,000 kilos. 70,000. Divided up 50. That'd be 70,000 or something. 35,000 or something, isn't it? It's probably not even close.

Just wait. I'm going to do that fucking shit, man. I'm going to get out the calculatrice. Getting out the calculatrice. You guys still fucked up from the time change and shit,

man? Yes, and the gummies. 700,000 divided by 50. That's 14,000. Okay. Okay.

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Oh, yeah, so it would be about 14,000 boxes of matchsticks. Right. And if they're 50 cents a piece. So we only spent about seven grand. Only seven grand on a fucking stupid tower, though, man. Yeah, but now we're talking about them on the internet. But here's what happened. He called Guinness Book of World Records

to get him to get it, and they're like, no. Fuck you. Why? Because he didn't use real matches. He called the company that made the matches because he didn't want the red tips, right? They're like, no, those aren't real matches. And he cut

a couple of them, and they're like, no, some stuff you just matches. And he cut a couple of them. So they're like, no, some stuff you just did, they're not even recognizable as matches. That would suck. No, but you imagine what a fire hazard that would be if they still had the tips on them. If that cock saved one of them, got fucking, one of them went up. She would just go like a fucking torch. A Lego Eiffel Tower $799.99. What the fuck? What? Yeah you can buy one for $700. Yeah?

Yeah a Lego is expensive. Why would you do that? Did you ever walk on a Lego? Right in your heel? Yeah it feels great. It sucks man. Right in your heel. Bullshit is what that is. Man, this is pretty smart. We could do this in Sunnyvale easily. There's not a ton of cop cars. What's that now? This truck fleet owner put GPS on all the cop cars. I heard about that guy.

We got to do that, man. It's fucking brilliant. We got to keep him away from his trucks. Oh, that guy. It was actually a chick that owned the trucking company. It's fucking brilliant. Constantly knew where they were to keep them away from his trucks. Oh, that guy. It was actually a chick that owned the trucking company. Yep. That guy's a genius. She only got fined in some community service.

So he knew where every cop car was. Yep. From GPS. But then the cops fucking found one, and they were like, holy fuck, they're on all the cars. And then they just traced the SIM cards back to her. Oh, yeah. Well, there you go.

All right. You know what? The matchstick fucking thing, I got it. 4,000 people came out to see this thing, and guess what? The Guinness Book shut him down. It's got lights on and everything, man. That's pretty impressive.

I didn't see any of those pictures. No, look at this guy. That's pretty nice. That's pretty nice. It's fucking good. Have you ever stood under the those pictures. No, look at this guy. That's it. Well, that's pretty nice. That's pretty nice. It's fucking, yeah. It does look nice. Have you ever stood under the real one? No, man.

It's quite a thing to do. No. Yeah, why? Why? Because it's unbelievable. At night, she's all lit up and flashing. Holy fuck, it's quite a structure. Believe me.

I was there as the guest of honor. I've never been to Italy. You're getting a lot of guest of honor shit, man. How are you doing that? Well, I guess, you know, I'm a friendly guy. Friendly fella. People enjoy me. I'll tell Randy about this fucking one.

A woman in Turkey filed a lawsuit against her husband for not showering enough. He smelled of sweat and only brushed his teeth once a week. The judge made him pay her $16,500. $16,000 because he stinks. What? Yeah. And then she divorced the motherfucker. Like, that's it.

The $16,000. You can't charge a fellow with that. You can't. Why would you do that to her? It's gross. I don't understand people that really stink like that. Like, how don't they smell themselves and go, fuck, I stink. They go nose blind.

So Leahy could have filed a fucking lawsuit against Randy. He could have. But I think the stink comes from all. I mean, Randy's got a condition, though. Yeah, but there's those fucking people, like, they like the scent of, like, stink, some people, right? Yeah. What? Yeah, man.

Who? Lots of people. Why? Fucking, it's weird. Pheromones. Pheromones fucking it's weird pheromones pheromones jesus christ pheromones and stink molecules you know you're not supposed to judge but holy fuck wow yeah take a fucking shower so you can get banged there's people that like the smell of randy check out this guy here this guy go okay I know everybody's gone and, you know, got a bad fucking haircut. This guy went in. Look what the guy did to his fucking head.

Let me see it. I can't see it. He slipped or something and he fucking... It's not that bad. It's bad, man. Just call over that. Yeah, but you don't want that. See, like, who wants their head to look like that? Yeah, but it was just an accident. No, but guess what? I like what this guy did.

He grabbed the motherfucker, pulled him down, and shaved his head off. See, that's a good story, man. Yeah. Heartfelt. That is very heartfelt. Fuck you. I don't know where the heartfelt word is. Shaving your head, you motherfucker.

Yeah, eye for an eye. Cock for a cock. Do you know how much a cock... A cock for a cock. Well. So if somebody accidentally snipped your wiener off... Oh, they're definitely coming off in a second. You'd be going back at them.

With a fucking hedge trimmer. It'll be a painful fucking one. Maybe one of those little Dremel tools would make it slow and painful. Well, it depends on what tip you have on. If you've got the fucking grinder on there, she's going to come off like nothing. But if you just have, like, the buffer on there, use the buffer to go through, that would hurt. Jesus, man. Hmm.

All right, we were talking about... Do you know how much... What were we talking about, North Korea? We were talking about cutting cocks off with Dremels. What the fuck? Do you know much about North Korea? Tons. They're pretty strict.

Very strict. These two 16-year-old boys got sentenced to 12 years of hard labor because they watched a South Korean soap opera. Yeah, that's a no-no. Because any South Korean content is, like, fucking really big. Yeah, it's a very-no. If there's any South Korean content, it's like fucking really big. Yeah, it's a very, very strict area. You could even die for that. Because they section off the people from the rest of the world,

and then they can just brainwash them and tell them whatever. Like Kim Jong-un's telling them that the whole world's trying to murder them, and he's protecting them like he's the big, you know, he fails to mention that, oh, I'm starving you to death. And there's a great world out there that you're not allowed to be part of. He didn't mention that. You do know a lot about North Korea.

I've been there. Did you know that they're allowing tourists in there now? I've been there. No, you haven't. Me and Dennis Rodman. You didn't go with Dennis Rodman. You were a guest of honor there, too. I was a guest of honor of Kim Jong-'t. Me and Dennis Rodman. You didn't go with Dennis Rodman. You were a guest of honor there, too. I was a guest of honor of Kim Jong-un. Me and Dennis Rodman got right out of his palace. Where the fuck were we? I don't know where you guys were, but I had a, I put a wig on. A Kim Jong-un wig.

Oh, man, you'd be like, that's, you're getting killed for something like that. No, he loved it. I was getting his belly. He was giggling like a little. You got his belly. I got Kim Jong-un's belly, and he was giggling like the Pillsbury Doughboy. Or did he get hurt? He might have. Dennis Rodman did. Did he?

Yes. Watching you get his belly. Sounds like quite a trio. Do you remember when Dennis Rodman told us the story about breaking his cock? No. Do you remember that? Yes. He snapped his cock.

He snapped it. Twice. Jesus Christ. Twice. I didn't even know it was possible. Twice. He said it's possible. You can snap your cock.

What position was he in? He jumped off a dresser in a hotel room. Okay, this is worse than I thought, man. This wasn't a banging accident. This was like a... No, it was. There was a woman he was with, and she got on the bed

and got the legs out like this, and she wanted him to jump off the dresser and see if he could land it right in there. And he jumped and missed, like hit the edge and snapped his wiener right in half. Jesus Christ. God damn it.

He told us that story. I'm not even joking. I don't remember that, man. I forget how he broke it the second. It might have been three times he broke it. It was definitely twice he said, but I didn't even think that was possible. That's fucked up.

I mean, if you break it once, you'd think you'd be extra careful for the rest of your life. It's like taking your shoulder out of the joint, I guess. But it makes it stronger. The break point is actually stronger, isn't it? So maybe he's like super man. No, I don't.

I think it's still, it's still, it's not straight anymore. You know, it's got a bit of a. Did he show you? No, but he said it's got a bit of a, you know, a fucking angle to her now. And not like a curve. I mean like straight and then straight. Like a Y. Yeah, like a. Like a Y cock. Half a Y cock. Like a K. The front end of a curve. I mean like straight and then straight. Like a Y. Yeah, like a Y cock.

Half a Y cock. Like a K. The front end of a K. Like a hockey stick. Wow, man. See, now I'm getting visuals. Yeah, I'm glad. Well, a lot of people probably didn't know that, so.

Nope, Dennis Rodman broke his cock twice. And I heard it right out of his mouth. It wasn't secondhand information. Did it make a noise like snap? I didn't ask him. He said it was fucking painful. It was cringing. He said it was very painful.

Which you would have to think it would be. Yeah, that's fucked up, man. And I'm guessing he doesn't have a little wiener. Well, why would you say that? Because he's a fucking seven-foot-tall black fella. That's why. He's tall Because he's a fucking seven-foot-tall black fella. That's why. He's tall and he's got big feet. He's seven feet tall.

He's got gigantic hands and gigantic feet. It would be pretty odd if the rest of it got ripped off. And it looked like he had an armadillo in his pants when he was walking around. That's what he does. I'm just mad. Stop looking at his bull. I wasn't looking at it. That's what he does. Pops, man. What? Stop looking at his bulls. I wasn't looking at it.

Well, I was just reading where it said Vancouver. You hear about this dude? He's a notorious food pirate, man. He went with O'Pain. Food pirate? Food pirate. Oh, I want to say food. He went with O'Pain at least 127 times.

Like, that's good. Went where? To restaurants. Dine and dives? Yeah, boom. No pain, at least 127 times. Like, that's good. Went where? To restaurants. Going and eating a big meal. Yeah, boom, 127 times. That is pretty good. I've only done it probably 40.

I haven't done that for a while. We should do that tonight. I hate when you do that, Ricky. Oh, man. Well, you're welcome to pay for it if you want. No, but I shouldn't be forced to run. You know what would happen? He'd use his mail, then he'd pretend to take a stroke, so he'd start shaking like,

Fuck me. Customers, you could do that easily, man. That's a good idea. We could talk about him, didn't we? He's another guy. He's still on the run. No, there was a guy that faked heart attacks. Oh, yeah, right.

Yeah, he was over in Italy somewhere, wasn't he? I think so. The Italian heart attack guy. Boys, I think I need a nap. Yeah, I'm going to need a nap soon here. Naps are good. I haven't recovered from the jet lag. And did we tell people what happened?

No. We did not. Coming into land in Halifax 15 minutes to go 15 minutes to go no we're gonna go to Montreal all of a sudden it's an hour 15 minutes to go we diverted and then how did we get home doing we were on the train man via train and via rail via rail it was 24 hours on the fucking train it It was fantastic. But there was a liquor, Caboose. Caboose. Caboose. Caboose. No, actually it wasn't the Caboose. It's not like we thought.

It was like we thought it'd be a thing. No, the liquor car is not the Caboose. There is no Caboose anymore. That's fucked. Caboose is a funny word, isn't it? It is, man. Yeah, it is. What was the point of the Caboose back in the early days? It was to call your mom the Caboose. No, they, isn't it? It is, man. Yeah, it is. What was the point of the caboose back in the early... It's to call your mom the caboose.

No, they said she had a nice one. Oh, yeah. Makes sense. What was the caboose for back in the day? I don't know. Is it for sleeping? It was the red caboose, right? It was always the red part, CN on the side of it.

Caboose, I guess. It looked like a little tiny home. Ask your smart box. Yeah. What the fuck is a caboose for? What the fuck? I'm gonna ask it right now. Oh, because the dude would get out...

What the fuck did the caboose do on the train? It was, man. When they were turning off a track, you'd get out and hit the thing to put the train track back. Trains had a caboose for one of these reasons. To provide a place for one crew to sleep while the other crew worked. All right. So it was a crew sleeping quarters, similar to sleeper cabs on semi trucks

to provide a place for someone to sit while they watch the entire train to watch for something going wrong, or to be the conductor's office along the route. Wow. So it was just like a little multi-purpose room. I like it. Smart.

Seemed like it would be a big room. I bet you there was a lot of fucking went on in the caboose. A lot of drinking and drugs. A lot of caboose banging. What's that? Oh, and remember the train buns we ate? Best fucking goddamn bun I've ever had in my life. We had hot train buns, Ricky.

Nice. Right out of the fucking oven, hot train buns with train butter. Train buns were fucking great. We had train chowder, train butter. It was good. The train wine sucked pretty bad. Train wine was not good. Not good, man.

It was a Baco Noir. Whatever. Not a very popular grape. It's a Canadian grape, Baco Noir. It wasn't good, man. Tasted like bacon. It was a black? It was a very deep-colored wine.

Very thick. Very thick, almost like Guinness. You you need rollies to drink the shit man that sounds fucked it was it was very thick and very syrupy yeah that's one is not supposed to be like no it's not it was it was not like you know when you do this to test the legs ricky yeah it just stayed up there it didn't come down just... I don't think that was wine, boys. It was just like motor oil. Maybe it was hydraulic fluid. We drank the train dry. We drank everything.

We drank everything they had. Every bit of it. That's impressive, boys. That might have been hydraulic fluid we were sipping on. I don't know, man. It could have been. Tasted like it, now that I think about it. I like booze, but I didn't like that shit.

I drank it. No idea who got born today. It's all right, man. I like booze, but I didn't like that shit. I drank it. No idea who got bored today. It's all right, man. Don't fucking shit the bed. It doesn't matter. You know what? It's nap time. You've got to get up and party tonight.

We're dashing and dying tonight. Dashing and dying? Let's go. Until 4 o'clock. No, I'm not doing that. Oh, you know where we should go, though? Five guys. Where the fuck did that come from?

I don't know. I just kind of, I just, all of a sudden, a dirty old cheeseburger popped in my head. I'm just thinking of Harvey's, man. It's closer. Harvey's is fine. All right, Harvey's. Don and Dash there.

Harvey's, make your hamburger. We're going to get some good wine tonight. Maybe drink that. Yes, I'm going to get a nice. Not a chance. I'm drinking that. Could you steal me a nice Brunello? We'll see what we can do.

Or a Barolo. I could try, man. Or a Beco Noror. It's going to be one of them. All right, that's it, guys. We got to go. Plans are set. All right.

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