Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 39 - BC Buds

Episode Date: February 18, 2022

The Boys are off to Vancouver today for their Fan Expo appearance - but Julian's got himself f**king arrested! Can Randy suck quick enough to save the day? Also: Superbowel Monday, mongoose on a plane, and a bumper batch of borntdays!

Okay, just stop it, Ricky. He's here, so... And yes, I invited him, so... And stop antagonizing him, Randy. Ricky and I have fun together. See? I know what you're doing. He doesn't have fun. I'm high.

You're just trying to get him going. Are you all right now, Ricky? I'm ready. Okay. I'm ready to knock him out. No, let's proceed. Don't fuck around, Randy. I just wanted to see what's on your little paper. proceed. Don't fuck around, Randy.

I just wanted to see what's on your little paper, Randy. We'll find out in due time. You're being a shit disturber. I like your shirt, Bubs. That's really nice. It was given to me

as a gift. It's a pajama shirt. Is it silk? But it's still fancy. That's soft and comfy. It's still a country western shirt, but it's a pajama shirt.

That looks like the star of Texas. So does your bum hole. You saw my bum hole? No, I didn't. See, there's where you don't... You don't gotta add anything to my jokes, Randy. I just do the jokes

and you just be quiet. What are you drinking? I got some of your vodka in there. Just a little bit of fizzy water. Does fucking Julian know that he's here? Because he probably won't show up. Why is that honking at me? If I'd known you were going to be here, I probably would have stayed in bed.

Julian asked me to come. Julian did. He didn't ask you to sit in the seat and get your ass grease all over his seat. Julian's got the seat worked right in. I can feel his little bum in there. Well, he weighs about a thousand pounds. He's pure muscle. He is pretty muscly.

I think he's got bigger. You must be all, you must be pretty excited sitting in his ass grooves, are you? Well, it doesn't make me excited, but I do feel good to be on TV with you guys. All right. Well, I can't believe it's,

what is it, February the 18th already? Something like that. That's fucking pretty crazy, man. Just gotta get through January, February, the two shittiest months of the year. And then fucking spring will be coming.

Summer. Yeah. Come on. I like those times. Spring and summer are so much fun. Yeah, you like those, do you, Randy? I like spring and summer and fall. I just don't like winter that much.

Yeah, it was Valentine's this week. How'd you make out with your little love date? I didn't have a love date. I thought you were going to the Legion. I went to the Legion and I handed out my Valentines and I danced up a storm with several ladies, but I didn't have a love date. I had a couple drinks for Mr. Leahy.

I toasted Mr. Leahy. Because I love him still. So? I had a couple drinks for Mr. Leahy. I toasted Mr. Leahy. Because I love him still. Oh, that thing is... Just when you said Mr. Leahy. That was weird. Maybe that's got something. Maybe Mr. Leahy's talking to us, maybe. That was fucking weird. And if he was drunk, that's what he would be. He would be honking like a duck.

That was weird, boys. That was weird. See that? He said, I had a drink for Mr. Leahy, and that started an all-time. I had more than just a drink. I had some fucking drinks on Super Bowl Sunday. Holy fuck, we got hammered. That was a good game, man. That was one of the better ones in a while.

A halftime show was fucking killer. Yes, I liked that. I think that might have been the best one ever. I don't watch football, but I watched the halftime show. And what did you think? I thought it was really good. What did you think of 50 Cent hanging upside down? You know, I can do that.

I can hang upside down and do one pull. Randy, you would suffocate if you hung upside down. I can do one chin-up, too. One. That's it. That's my limit. Not great. Well, I try.

I'd like to see you do it. Did you guys hear about this weird contest they had? It was actually on, they called it Super Bowel Monday. It was a Super Bowl contest from this company called Tushy. They make bidets. I guess. I know who they are. What's a bidet?

They're offering $10,000 for the best post-Super Bowl poop photo. See, that's not normal. That's a weird one. Who the fuck is going to judge that? Although part of me is curious. I would like to see some of them. And you get bonus points if you say what food it used to be. Well, if you have chicken wings, it comes out liquidy.

I bet you I could have won. My Super Bowl Monday poop was not pretty. Does an explosion count? No, Ricky. They're looking for a... They're looking for coilers? They're looking for a coiler. Well, then you gotta

eat more protein for a coiler. Mine looked like you packed a bunch of poop into a bomb and just let it go off in your toilet. That's because of the deep fried chicken. It's still not, it's still got residue on the sides. Don't go in there. This is a great fucking conversation. No, but that's a weird contest.

Like, is that real? Sounds like it's real. I know they have a guy who works for them named shetty anderson i bet you he's the judge i wouldn't want to have to be looking at what would they be judging on length thickness color probably all a combination just like putting on the heads Snow cone coiler. And if you could see corn in it the next day. For originality, a 30! Fuck. The fuck is my phone? Where the fuck is that ringing from?

Sounds like it's coming from over here. Top of the fridge? Oh, it sounds like it's over here, doesn't it? Oh, just found it. Oh, Jesus. How come my phone was in the microwave? You were cooking your phone? Hello?

Hey, Rick. Here, put this down there. Just wait, we're putting it, we're putting you on speaker, there. Don't put me on speaker, boys. Hey, man, how's it going? Hi, Julian. I'm in a bit of a situation. Okay. Where the fuck are you, man, how's it going? Hi, Julian. Okay.

Where the fuck are you, man? You're supposed to be here. $55? Why? What happened? I, just a second. $58.65. I got a toonie, Julian. Were you walking around naked again?

Would you shut up? Listen, this is important, boys. It was a big misunderstanding. The cops know that I did this. It was a bad accident. And they know that I got to go to Vancouver tonight for an operation on my heart. So her going to fan expo oh an operation yeah that's randy get the fuck over here, man. We got to get him kicked out. Good luck with your operation.

Boys, just round up the money for me, please. What's wrong with your heart? Nothing's wrong. He's full of shit. Okay, that's not important. I walked out of the fucking pharmacy with some toiletries for my trip. Toiletries? And I forgot to pay for them.

It was a big fucking mistake, and they know that. And they just said, come up with this money and let me go. If not, I'm in fucking jail for a weekend. $55 on toiletries seems like a lot. What were you buying? You're stealing. I had to buy some travel-sized toothpaste, travel-sized gel, travel-sized fucking shampoo. You should get some condoms, Julian.

Get some condoms and lube. Would you shut the fuck up, Randy? That doesn't matter, boys. I need this. If you don't come with the money, they're fucking just giving me. Because of all the fucking prior. Well, where in the fuck am I going to get 55 large? Yeah, man, we got to go to the airport.

I got some bottles we could take back. Well, collect some fucking bottles, Randy. Go around the park, get some bottles. How's that? I cannot miss this fucking flight. My heart is fucking not doing great. I need this operation. We'll send Randy down to the Harvey's,

and we'll have your money in about 25 minutes. Okay, 25 minutes, boys. What do you mean? Get this down. I gotta get the fuck out of here. You're gonna have to go down and work some magic, Randy, at the drive-thru. What am I doing? Randy, suck and fucking do whatever you've got to do to get me the money.

I'll get you the money. Why do I get looped into this? Just fucking do it, Randy. Hey, Julian, have a good operation. I haven't gone yet, you asshole. I'll see you guys before I fucking leave, but come with me anyway. Your chair feels really good on my bum actually.

Jesus, get the fuck out of my chair Randy. You might want to scrub down the back of your chair next time you're here. Bubbles? Well you're gonna have to probably remold your ass grooves too. Have to do what? You're gonna have to remold your ass grooves too. We'll have to do what? You're gonna have to remold your ass grooves in your chair. I think my bum's

smaller than Julian's. Just don't do anything disgusting in my chair, okay? Just clean it or something. Anyway, get the fuck down here. Randy, get to the goddamn drive-thru. Give me some money and I'll fucking talk to you guys hopefully soon. Alright, man.

Okay. Alright, I gotta go. Fucking tell them I gotta go. Thanks for calling, man. It was really nice talking to you. Alright, I gotta go. Alright, tell the cops to fuck off for me. No, I'm not gonna tell them to fuck off. They're being nice to me.

It's because you're lying. All right, just hurry up, Brady, and I'll see you guys hopefully within the hour. Hour? All right. Julian's got an unrealistic time frame. He's in jail for stealing is what he is, and he expects me to work and get him out of jail.

Well Randy, how long would it take you to make 50 bucks? You'd only have to do a couple of things, wouldn't you? Yeah. You things these days. I don't know. Yeah, I mean. I probably have, believe it or not, 50 bucks worth of bottles underneath my trailer. I got, I've been saving them though.

I was supposed to get a new pair of shoes. You don't need no shoes. We were just talking about oral, and this is a weird one. Colorado woman, she's actually allergic to fucking sex. Well, she's allergic to sperm. Imagine how much that would suck, Randy. She can't get pregnant then.

She's allergic to sperm. She first found out because her face went all fucking numb like she was at the dentist. Which means she was having an affair with the dentist. No. No. It. No. It's a whirl.

Then she found out her vagina was on fire and she had put ice on it. Yeah. But I think, you know, couldn't you just use a condom? Yeah. You would think so. I guess she's not into them. That's a smart idea is just get her some condoms right here i think it would suck to have your face all droopy like you went to the dentist every time you had oral

sex every time you got blasted but i was gonna do that yeah i mean wouldn't you just get them to pull out what do you think randy i think What would you do in that situation? I think she needs some condoms is what I think. Because, you know, if she's going to be... What would you do if every time you got blasted in the face, you know, you drooped down like you have? If it got on the skin, it gave her a crazy rash, too. They do say that the sperm is good for the skin. They say. Not if it gives you a fucking rash.

But in her case It's like acid Sperm acid Mm-hmm Yeah Wonderful Maybe we'll eat through the coffee Maybe we could talk About something else

Yeah that was a weird one Sorry guys See if Julian was here That conversation Never would have went In that direction Talking about Randy Getting blasted in the face.

That was you. Yeah, but Julian wouldn't have let me. That's my point. You know all the shit that's going on in Ottawa? There's quite a bit of shit going on there. Yeah. This guy in Ohio fucked up. He was pissed off about Canada's mask mandates.

So he called in a bomb threat to Ottawa. Except it was the wrong Ottawa. It was Ottawa, Ohio. Called him once, called in a bomb threat. Then he called him back. Said, yeah, I need help. I'm shot. And they're like, bud, we know who you are.

Do you know who we are? And he's like, uh, isn't this Ottawa? They're like, yeah, Ohio. I didn't know there was two. Didn't either, but that's a pretty big fuck-up. Why is it that there's some place that's two? How do you just call Ottawa, though? Like, who?

Well, they call the police. Oh, the Ottawa police. Have you ever been to Prince Edward Island? No, never. Yes. It's nice. What's your point? I think there's a Toronto there.

There is. But it's small. Little Clay Road. It's a small's your point? I think there's a Toronto there There is But it's small Little Clay Road It's a small Toronto Ricky Instead of a big one Yes How are we using that as a speakerphone? There's no hole in it

It just goes through the plastic That's weird It's because But it was working It made it louder It's because of the Mr. Lahey's thing here too I don't know I don't know what's behind it.

Well, you know when you're in a swimming pool and you talk, you can hear it. What? Travels on water. Things travel. When you go underneath the water. I can't wait to go swimming again. Swimming's fun.

I forgot how fucked you are, Randy, and all that. I remember it exactly. Actually, it is a bit worse than I remember, but it's pretty bad. I'm not that freaked out. I'm normal. I like normal things. I just like to eat.

And I do like some slow dancing. I miss slow dancing. I do like cleaning slow dancing. I miss slow dancing. I do like cleaning too, Ricky. You could use, you know what? You should hire me to clean your trailer because I would do a good job, but I would. And I'll do it for some dope. You should hire me.

Get my fucking trailer for dope done. Get a little French made outfit on. No, you don't. No, no. I wear just an apron around my pants I don't like getting my white pants dirty But I could really clean this place up Cause it looks like

When's the last time you dumped out your ashtrays I don't keep track of shit like that Do you want me to put it on the calendar next time You should have a schedule Just keep it right on your fridge An ashtray dump out schedule Just clean ashtrays Just have the list right on your fridge. An ashtray dump out schedule. Well, just clean ashtrays. Just have the list right on.

Like, you do it once a week. Checklist. After the weekend. Checklist is not a bad idea for you, Ricky, because your brain, you know. Okay, Monday at lunchtime. Monday, clean up. Dump out ashtrays. Like, you just said you had a Super Bowl shit.

You should clean your toilet. No, don't take the pictures anymore. The contest is over. It doesn't matter. Just in case another contest fires up, you'll have lots of ammunition. I'll have 56 pictures. One a week for a year. That's a lot of shit pictures.

You're supposed to put some mix with it, Bubz. So, in Australia, when I say the word cooch, what do you think that means? Or what is that? It's a type of dog. Cooch? Yeah. It's from Australia. I think ladies use it to refer to parts.

Yeah. Okay, so you know about this. Well, I've heard ladies say, you know, my cooch or whatever. I didn't hear this before. Okay, so now it makes more sense to me. These two fucking morning TV hosts in Australia, they were getting some lawn care tips from these guys. And there's apparently a type of grass called couch,

but she pronounced it cooch. So she said on air, she was asking these lawn care guys some tips my cooch is dying dog keeps peeing all over and it's dying so now i understand why because he's got the male co-host was fucking dying he was she couldn't figure out why and I couldn't really figure out why but apparently now

it is pretty funny. Well, yes, I believe in North America the cooch refers to you know, lady birds

and it's ladies that use the word not me. If it was dying. I remember she was letting a dog pee on it. The love boat.

Remember the love boat? The love boat? Yes. Captain Steuben? Yes. And there was a girl on there that went, coochie, coochie. Coochie, coochie. She's a good looking woman.

Nice figure. Yep. Coochie, coochie. Did she work on the boat? No, I think she was a guest star. So if a woman comes up and says coochie, coochie, it means she wants to... No, people say coochie coochie to babies and tickle them under the chin. That's a different thing. No, it's a different thing when you say coochie coochie. It's got the C-H-E on the end of it. Coochie coo. Coochie coo. Coochie. Yeah. That's why I replaced coochie coo

with deedle deedle. What langage is that? Coochie coo. I think it's Spanish. Coochie Coo With Deedle Deedle What language is that? Coochie Coo I think it's Spanish Coochie Coochie I don't think so But I think that That host of the show Did she get fired?

Over in Australia? Or did she just Apologize? The guy said We'll be right back After these messages Were still on air I don't know

I didn't get an update Okay Well you know Sometimes people mess up words right bubs that's where it goes right jesus i'm right out of her now oh man you see that air asia plane i had to make the emergency landing no snake crawling around the lights up above oh snakes on a plane can you imagine you're on a plane and Fuck. Can you imagine? You're on a fucking plane. You look up. It's scary.

Long, dirty snake. That would scare me. Holy fuck. Ricky, have you never seen snakes on a plane? No. I think you did. Remember? That's why you should keep a mongoose on a plane.

It sounds like a terrifying concept. They fight snakes. There was a kid's story. Oh, yeah. With the mongoose. Wild mongoose. Let that loose on the plane. No no you just keep them just in case there's a snake yeah but he might just free he might fucking start tearing people's shins open but in this vicious are they i thought the kids story that the mongoose killed the snakes and

kept killing snake they'll also rip your fucking cock off yeah they'll take your shins they'll but aren't they like a lemur No they're not like a fucking lemur They're like a honey badger Yeah honey badgers are fucking vicious I thought they were skinny like an otter A mongoose You're thinking of a different animal I believe A mongoose might be skinny like an otter

But it's not playful like an otter It doesn't like people either It's like a devil otter It just kills whatever it sees. Okay, well, then don't get a mongoose. Back up what I said, bubs. You're fucked, Randy. That's crazy.

Snakes on planes. Snakes on a plane was one of the worst movies. Just so many logic problems. I've seen kitties on planes and dogs on planes when I've been... It's a different movie. Not scary. No, but this is real. They have like a little suitcase

and they just sit in there. That's fucked to me. You don't... But it's because they want to take... It scares the fuck out of the animals. Not when you tell them

to chill out. I'm not going to take my little fucking dog on a shopping trip. Fuck off. Would you take a kitty on a plane, Pops? If I had to.

Yeah, if you were going... If I was taking them for, you know, life-saving treatments. Yeah, otherwise you're going to terrorize the fuck out of it. Well, more terrorizing it to blow them into cargo, though, Ricky. Yeah, at least you can. Way less. Leave them home. Well, no, sometimes you have to take your pets.

You know, if you're moving across country, you can't just leave them. Moving, I understand Going on vacation? Fuck off Maybe someone's pet was the snake on the plane Probably And he probably got out You'd think they wouldn't let you through security

He probably He probably had the snake down his pants Oh, he could have said your penis was there Yeah Long penis Six there. Yeah. Long penis. Six footer. Yeah. What's that down your pant leg?

That's my six foot wiener. You guys know who Sassy Cassie is? I do, yes. Don't know, never heard of her. I didn't know about her. She was at the, whatchamacallit, the aristocrat. Really? She's danced? The aristocrat. Really? She's danced at the aristocrat.

She was all over Julian. Remember? She was climbing him like he was a big tree trunk. An exotic dancer? She's a little... She's a little... She's two foot ten inches. Yeah, she's a little person. Wow! But she's a exotic dancer and she loved Julian. Yeah, I guess she's making a ton of dough

on OnlyFans. Yeah, she was good for her. She was, do you remember? She was running up Julian's, running right up.

I remember that. That was her, wasn't it? That was her. Yeah, she was clinging on to him. Well, apparently she's taking

a bit of heat now because she's 32 and she's dating a dude that's 19 and twice her size and people aren't happy about that. Oh, yeah.

But she's only two feet tall. Yeah, so he's not real tall. He's not a big fella. Her boyfriend's twice as tall, so what would he be? 5'2". Well, she's, what, 2'10", isn't she? Yeah. So she's 24.

She's 34 inches, so he's 68 inches. He's 4'20". He's 5 feet 20. He's 5 foot 8. How many inches in a foot? 12, usually. 12 inches? In Canada.

How many inches in a foot? I don't know. I know centimeters. Centimeters are metric. So, I don't know. I just don't know why she would take so much heat over that if it's fucking love who gives a fuck about height and age and all that shit i think he's three foot eight then no if he's twice as tall if she's four twenty twenty twelve she's two foot ten right yeah but then you multiply that by two thirty four inches 34 inches tall, so he's 68 inches.

What's 68 divided by 12? She's 4 feet 20 inches is what she is. She's fucking 2 foot 10. No, he's 4 feet 20 inches. Which is what? So you divide the 8. But that's not the correct math. 64 fucking inches.

68 inches divided by 12. And how many inches in a mile? It doesn't matter. How many inches in a mile? Why are you bringing a fucking mile into the equation? Nobody's a mile tall. I'm trying to do the math of kilometers and centimeters. Meters. Well, February the 18th, we're gonna see who got born.

Enzo Ferrari. That's a car. Is it? Well, February the 18th, we're going to see who got born. Enzo Ferrari. That's a car. Is it? His name was, I thought that was a Muppet. Gonzo? Enzo. Enzo.

Enzo? Gonzo Ferrari, yes. The big nose fucking Ferrari driver. Who else do you know who's named Gonzo, though? I don't know anyone named Gonzo, eh? There must be someone else, but anyway. Enzo Ferrari. Enzo Ferrari was from Italy. Those are nice cars.

Yoko Ono. Yoko Ono. Decent. Dennis Dion, American rock vocalist for Styx. Axe. Cub Sail Away. You know who the current lead singer for Styx Axe Cubs sail away You know who the current lead singer of Styx is? Too Much Time On My Hands was a good one

Oh, it's, uh, is it Gowan? Lawrence Gowan Oh, he's from Canada He is the current lead singer of Styx Yeah, I forgot about that This guy died, didn't he? Or did he just quit? Uh, he doesn't say anything about dead Wow He died on his birthday? This guy died, didn't he? Or did he just quit?

It doesn't say anything about dead. He died on his birthday? He could be, though. He was born in 47. He's up there. Cybill Shepherd. She pretty. I liked her in Moonlight.

Oh, me too. I was a fan. You liked Bruce Willis, remember, in Moonlighting? Wasn't she in with Michael Douglas? Robin Bachman from Back to Turner Overdrive? Oh. Who? Robin Bachman.

Robin Bachman? Yeah, he's a Canadian drummer. Randy's brother. Yeah. Jesus. Oh, Julian would be fucking horny and happy About this one John Travolta Oh yes Oh he's a dancer

Did you know a guy That was in a Sauna with him One time And he asked him To do some weird things Yes Yes

A friend of hers Was in a sauna With Him Mr. Travolta Yeah Yes Yeah Anyway Uh Vanna White with him. Mr. Travolta. Yeah. Yes.

Yeah. Anyway. Vanna White. Vanna White. The number changer? Letter changer? That's her. Randy, she's only been on the- Wheel of Fortune.

I like that show. She made a career out of that one. She's been on the show for how many years? Do you think Pat Sajak's name is really Sajak at the end? Or do you think he changed it just to Santa?

Oh, man. Like he got two names. Doesn't say. Because that's a neat name. Matt Dillon. Fuck, Julian would be wrecked for half of these birthdays.

He was, was he in The Outsiders? Yeah. Matt Dillon wasn't in The Outsiders. He was also in There's Something About Mary. Dr. Dre.

Oh, yes. Dre's birthday today? A.K.A. Andre Rommel Young. Wow, he was in the Super Bowl party. He was. He was in more than that, Randy, but yes, he was. He did a really good job there. Molly Ringwald? Molly Ringwald. She was in all those good

movies. 16 Can't... She hasn't... Is she still an actress? I haven't seen her in years. She should get those good movies. 16 can't. She isn't what she, is she still an actress? I haven't seen her in years. She should get back in the movies. Make a comeback. Yeah, it's true. Did you guys see Bel Air yet? Have not.

No, we haven't. Oh, it's, I enjoyed it. It's, I think they should do it with all the TV shows. Like there should be a different strokes. You know, Happy Days could do it. So is it a comedy still? No. Okay.

It's not a comedy, but you know, in the song, in West Philadelphia, born and raised on a playground where I spent most of my days, chilling out, relaxing, shooting some b-ball outside of school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight, my mom got scared. She said, you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air you know that whole

thing yeah i didn't know all the words well you see the whole thing the i got in one little fight yeah he gets in a fight on the basketball court and a gun comes out and he's gonna shoot a guy but he doesn't and then that gang are gonna kill him so his mom knows he's going to get killed so she ships him out to Uncle Phillip's house in Bel Air but it's not a comedy. It's a drama. It's dramatic. Your last birthday, it's kind of a funny one,

Rain made a... Rain made a... what did he make? Who? I don't know. He made a song. Rain made a song. Rain made a song. Rain made several songs. Do you remember the night that we got him so fucking high that he couldn't remember the words when he was on stage?

Not we, Ricky. You. Who's Rain? We were on tour. Rain made the lead singer of Our Lady Peace. I think it was back in 2003. Listen to what he did to him. We were interviewed in Kelowna, B.C., which at the time,

weed wasn't legal. Kelowna's like weed central in Canada. Best of the best. And this fucking guy interviewed us. At the end of the interview, he hands me this

VHS case. The old VHS black case, remember? Yeah, yeah. He said, enjoy this movie. It's the best movie you'll ever fucking see

in your life. I said, all right. Opened it up. It was full of weed. So I hadn't tried yet because we were also given a fucking 28 gram vial of honey oil which was spectacular and a bunch of ash so i was smoking honey oil and hash never tried the weed and wait rain came in one day and said i need some weed i need to get a high demanding it Sure man No problem All we have is this Fucking

We haven't tried it yet He's like I don't give a fuck It's fine He smoked some of it This was what Two o'clock in the afternoon Or something

Yeah three maybe The concert was at Seven I think at night He was so fucking high Still at seven He was forgetting Words to the songs And he was pissed off

You guys fucking did that On purpose I was like no I told you we didn't try it like this bc bud real good stuff fucking incredible stuff he was on stage and fucking singing words to a song a different song than what the band was playing really it was awesome oh he was right whatever he should have just said to everybody i got high on your bc but and everyone would have laughed all right randy we. We're going to get you down to fucking Harvey's, bud.

I'm going to grab some bottles. I don't know if I'm going to be able to do that. Do you got $58 worth? I've got at least, like, 10 full bags of cans and bottles. We'll get you down to Harvey's in five minutes. Just drink lots of liquids, get all ready, and we'll be... It's kind of cold out, you know? Drink lots of liquids.

What do you think he's going to do, Ricky? Anyway, I'm gonna... I was gonna get new shoes, but I'll get some balls. Okay. Alright, well, let's get down. See you later, camera guys.

And if anybody's watching, we gotta go, you know know on the plane ricky yeah we gotta get on it yeah yeah shortly right because you know where we're gonna be tomorrow right not here fan expo right where is it again it. Yes. You've got to go to the airport. And I can fly with dope now, right? Yes, you can. Yes. Fly with dope.

You don't got to wave it in their faces, though, and taunt them like you do. When I get on the airplane and I put my bag up, I just like people to say, just so you know, this is mine. No fucking around. I know, but you don't have to do that. And you don't got to taunt the people at security with it either. Well, maybe if Julian stays in jail, then maybe I could go with you guys instead. No, you're not. Nope, not happening.

We gotta get Julian, and then we gotta go to the airport, and if you're watching this right now, and you're in Vancouver, head down to the fucking place there. Because we're probably there. I need to go pack some underwear and socks. Yes, you do.

All right, Randy. Okay. Let's get her going. Yep, drink that liquid.