Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 4 - Cuddle Dolls and Duck Cocks
Episode Date: June 22, 2020Why does Ricky have a naked male doll in his closet? What causes p**s burn? Do birds have cocks? What the f**k are chainsaw bears? Find out the answers to questions you never f**king asked on the late...st Park After Dark! Also: Julian has some greasy dog stories - 13/10 totally F**KED!!
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Can you hear me?
How's it going, man?
How's it going, boys?
Yeah, we can hear you.
How's it going?
What's going on?
Deedle, deedle, deedle.
Squeeze your deedles.
Thanks.
Deedle, deedle, deedle, deedle.
Deedle, deedle, deedle, deedle.
All right.
How are you guys doing?
Doing 100%.
Let me just check my...
Make sure all there's Julian.
Look at him.
Handsome.
Handsome as ever.
There's me.
There's Ricardo.
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
So, right out of the gate, Ricky, I got to ask you something. I was cleaning out your closet for you. Yeah. Yes, sir. So right out of the gate, Ricky, I got to ask you something. I was
cleaning out your closet for you. Yeah. Found this guy. Okay. It's a fella. It's a fella.
Definitely not mine. You must have planted that there, Bubs.
I didn't plant it, Ricky.
It was in your closet, so I put some air in it.
I mean, it's a bit weird because it's got no fuck holes into it.
There's no fuck holes.
It's a... There's no holes.
It's not a fuck doll.
It's just a blow-up companion.
Must be a cuddle doll.
Yeah, man.
You know, Ashley looks a bit like Randy.
It does.
He looks like a big belly.
See, theirs is ours.
There's no hole in them.
He's sealed up tight.
I mean, people could still bang it if they wanted to, Bubs.
Well, not with air in them, you couldn't.
I mean, unless you didn't put a whole lot in them and, you know,
you bent them over, you, like, curled them, you know, like you could get in there maybe or whatever, but that's besides.
Throw a bit of lard in there in the crevices.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I mean, you could fuck his elbow crease or whatever if you had to.
Yeah.
Or you could not.
Anyway, I was just wondering if you knew what that was, Ricky.
I have no idea.
No idea where it came from.
It's probably freaking Jacob's.
Why would Jacob have that?
Because you know how weird he is.
I don't know.
God knows what he does with that.
I can't imagine it's my daughter's, and I don't think it's Moe's.
He's too young.
Yeah, it's a weird one.
It kind of shocked me when I found it because it was it was underneath all
your skin mags so i thought it was a little bit weird but i'd say somebody planted that there
just to fuck with me and the first thing you checked out bob is whether there was any holes
in it i noticed you did you did know that for sure that wasn't the first thing i checked out
but i did i did it's the first thing you talked about i but I did curiously...
I curiously had a look to see if there
was any, you know,
any holes in the fella.
See what he's all about.
Here's a question. If you were stranded on
Desert Island
somewhere,
dessert, you're like...
Would you bang a fuck doll if it was there?
If I was on a deserted island? If you're on a deserted island and there was a bang doll there
how long would it take you to cave in to bang it oh there'd be no caving in i'd be
of course i would why wouldn't i if i was stranded on a fucking island gonna die
all right just wanted to know even if there was like a satellite taking video
you'd be all right with that well if was like a satellite taking video, you'd be alright with that?
Well, if there was a satellite taking video,
Ricky, I would wave to them and say,
help. Help me. I wouldn't
be fucking plowing a rubber
doll. I'd be trying to rescue myself.
Would it matter
if it was like a
male-female animal? Would that matter?
Would you eventually cave?
Why? That's a weird question
i was just wondering man well i've just been what's what's your answer on the internet man
no i would do it i would i would think that you know i would not do that anyway this dog this guy
this thai guy got bitten all kinds of times like in his chest and his testicles and everything
because he was drunk he was out drinking with his buddies right he's going home he sees this female stray stray dog
wagging its tail acting sexy so he tries to drag the dog into the bushes and bang it the thing
attacked him so anyway he's walking home all bloody and shit they're like what happened he's
like i try to bang this dog and it attacked me and then
after further question i found out that he's banged a few dogs that evening and the last one
is the one that got him he says he gets really sexual when he's when he's drunk that's fucked
up man murphy where the fuck's the guy from? Some Thai dude, man.
Do they have mental hospitals where he lives?
Because he should visit one.
He should, but I'm like, he's obviously got friends.
He's been out drinking with his buddies.
Like, how do they not know their buddies banging fucking animals?
Like, if you guys were banging animals, I would know it immediately.
You know what I'm saying?
Does he have a favorite kind of dog or different sizes,
different breeds?
Well, it was a sassy-looking stray
that was acting sexy, so...
How does a dog act sexy?
The way it was wagging its tail,
he was saying.
It was purposely
trying to turn him on.
What in the serious fuck are you guys
talking about right now?
I've been in the woods too long, man.
I'm losing it.
I've been looking up dog stories.
Yeah, man.
I've just been looking up.
Check this out.
There's this other fucking dog that this German dude taught him how to do the fucking Nazi salute.
What?
So Buddy would be out wearing the swastika shit.
He'd be standing there on the sidewalk and have his dog there.
And what is it they say?
Seg Heil?
Yeah, Seg Heil.
So he'd do that and the dog would go.
So they arrested the guy.
They arrested him.
And, you know, he got a 13-month suspended sentence.
You should not be teaching your dog racist salutes.
I mean, that's ridiculous.
Yeah, not so much.
I mean, you could teach him to do that,
but not from that word.
You teach him to say, you know,
high five, motherfucker, or something like that,
and he does it, then it's fine.
But you can't be teaching him to do the, you know,
because the dog doesn't know.
I'm pretty sure the dog doesn't know
that he's joining the Third Reich when he does that. So you can't because the dog doesn't i'm pretty sure the dog doesn't know that he's joining the
third right when he does that so you can't blame the dog it's the fella's fault arsehole is what
he is yeah and you know bubs since you were talking about testicles this other guy has a buddy
yeah his girlfriend broke up with him so he gets his buddy to take a fucking pellet gun and shoot
him in the nuts.
Just to make his girlfriend feel bad.
He was like, oh, I was out hunting.
I got shot in the nuts.
Jesus.
Went to the hospital and he mangled up his nuts.
People are fucking losing it, man.
I'm like, I don't know.
I don't know what to think anymore, boys.
It's a weird one.
It's a fucking weird one, let me tell you.
Oh, well.
I don't even know what fucking talk about, boys.
You know what, boys?
I'm finding that I've been drinking all night now.
I've been staying up all night drinking.
Like, right to now.
I have not been to bed since yesterday.
Wow.
Like, what the fuck? I've been staying up a little bit, too, but not all night, every night.
That's crazy, man.
I don't have as much booze as you do, I guess.
I got lots of booze.
That's the problem.
But it's, you know, I'm drinking things like gin now, man.
Maybe that's keeping me up.
Don't get into the fucking, don't start drinking gin, because that's when you get into the
switch.
Well, no.
You don't switch.
After the gin, I got to get into the switch. Well, no. After the gin,
I got to get into the scotch, man,
which I don't like, but
I will drink it. So I don't know. I've got to get some
rum here soon, boys, or else I'm going to be
drinking all night. I can't sleep.
Just can't fucking do it.
What about dope? Have you
not been smoking dope? I got no dope
left, man. You got to fucking
send me some.
Oh, I'm not your
drug pusher. I'm not
your drug dealer, boys.
I need a lot of these boxes, dope.
Come in. Come in.
Oh. I need, uh,
you know what I need? I need a goddamn donair.
Bad.
Oh, a fucking dirty donair would be nice,
wouldn't it? Yeah, cheese and, uh, crispy meat. Well, can't a donair, be nice wouldn't it yeah cheese
well king of donair will they not deliver to the woods
no
nobody delivers to the woods
skip dishes nobody
pizza no nobody
Jesus
might be a good business model to put together
right there
yeah we deliver anywhere delivered
to the woods delivered to the top of a skyscraper we deliver anywhere probably wouldn't be a lot of
demand for it i don't know well i guess that would be the that would be the problem i suppose
well the weather's getting nice boys i got all my weed plants planted and it's uh to be like 90 degrees this week. It's nuts. Jesus.
90 fucking degrees.
Oh, it's got to be 85 today.
It's hot, man. I got to get
a fucking, I got to get a heat pump.
I got to get a heat pump put in my
shed, boys. It's not
bad in here, Ricky, though, in your trailer.
I mean, it's a bit warm, but it's not
too bad yet.
Yeah.
That's good.
I'm going to hopefully be sleeping there very soon.
Yeah, I've been fucking holding her down for you, Ricky.
I appreciate it, man.
I don't like living in the big...
It's too big of a space, though.
It freaks me out at night.
Yeah, some people get freaked out by small spaces.
Some people get freaked out by big spaces. I'm in the bedroom bedroom and i hear something way down the other end of the trailer it freaks me out
at least in my shed you know in my shed i know exactly you know i know if it's a kitty sound
or i don't have mice in my shed obviously can't have mice when you have 116 cats in there with you
Can't have mice when you have fucking 116 cats in there with you
Very much for handgun extra handgun in between the two mattresses man I just keep that ready and something starts fucking me just fire a couple shots off should scare it away Ricky
I didn't know there was a handgun in between the mattresses. What if I had a shot myself with it by accident?
Well, I guess you're not a princess because the princess can tell if there's a pee in between the mattresses
I didn't pee on your fucking mattresses. That's what you're not a princess Because the princess can tell if there's a pee in between the mattresses
I didn't pee on your fucking mattresses
That's what you're saying
No
You know
The famous princess where she went to sleep on the mattresses
And she could feel there was a pee
Underneath the mattress
And that's how they knew she was a real princess
What the fuck is that
Wait what is that I've never heard of that before
The princess and the pee You've never heard of the is that? I've never heard of that before. The princess and the pea.
You've never heard of the princess and the pea?
I've heard of it.
The princess and the fucking...
I haven't heard of the princess and the pea.
Well, you don't read a lot of kids' books either, Julian, so...
I remember it from when I was a little guy.
The princess and the pea.
Ricky's got it pretty accurate.
It was a princess, and they were stacking up mattresses or something and she
could, they, there was a pee
under the mattress and if she could feel it
under there through the mattress, she was the princess
or something like that.
There might have been a glass slipper involved too,
I don't remember. I think they thought
she was a slut, but she said she wasn't a slut,
she was actually a princess.
And then they used the princess test, which is a
pee under a bunch of mattresses. There was no mention of a slot in the princess and the P.
Oh, so the, all right.
So there was some women that were going in there just trying to bang the prince for his money.
But they got a feel of P.
Is that what this is all about?
What?
No, I don't know.
Maybe we should talk about something else. It's a kid's book, boys. There was no slots. Well, I don't know. Maybe we should talk about something else.
It's a kid's book, boys.
There was no sluts.
Well, I don't know.
You started talking about sluts and peas and her using the prince.
I don't fucking know, man.
There was no sluts or people banging the prince as far as I can remember.
We'll have to write a new version and update it, I guess.
Obviously, yeah.
That's the fuck story, man.
What are kids listening to these days?
It's Father's Day in two days.
I'd like to see my goddamn daughter.
What are the rules these days?
I think I can do that, can't I?
All right, where have they been?
Has Trinity been good?
Has Jacob been good?
Has Mo been good?
Have they been around a lot of people?
Have they been fucking going to the bars?
Jacob has.
Yes, Jacob's working four jobs right now.
Two grocery stores.
Oh, he's fucked.
Now, you can't.
Is he wearing a mask?
He says he is, but I don't trust the tall little fuck.
He's not, man.
I don't know.
You might have to say fuck it, Ricky, and go for it, bud.
No, don't start. It'd have to say, fuck it, Ricky, and go for it, bud. No, don't start.
You tough not to see my daughter.
You can't start saying, fuck it.
Okay, go visit her and say hi from six feet away,
but don't fucking yell, right?
Is that what you want?
Yeah, I could do that.
I could do that.
And I think masks are very important, boys.
Did you see about the two ladies? was two ladies in the united states and they opened their salon you know when they told them they
could open it so they opened it and they worked on a hundred different people and they had the
fucking dirty covid when they were working on people they worked on a hundred people while
they had the covid but guess what not one of them got infected you know why because they were working on people. They worked on 100 people while they had the COVID, but guess what?
Not one of them got infected.
You know why?
Because they were wearing fucking masks.
So masks, they actually work.
There's no way if they didn't have masks on,
the people, there's no way they wouldn't have spit
that dirty COVID on at least one of those 100 people.
There's no way.
That's pretty cool.
So I think masks are very important, despite what, you know, some of the arseholes in power say.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And copper is supposed to work, right?
Was your copper fucking in the mask or something?
Cop?
No.
You're listening to that fucking guy that was making people drink silver solution or whatever.
Oh, yeah, man. I've seen people putting pennies up their nose and shit man it's fucked up how do you get a penny up your nose they put it in
there i don't know man you could easily put a penny in your nose not maybe not quarter up there
really put it on its side not maybe flat but no, no, no, not flat. Vertically.
Put her up there vertically.
No problem.
I could put a penny very easily up my nose.
Remember, Ricky, remember the time you jammed one in your pothole?
That's bigger than your nose is bigger than that.
It wasn't a penny.
I think it was a dime.
I thought it was a dime.
Okay.
Big difference. It did not think it was a dime I thought it was a dime okay well big difference
it did not
it was a dumb idea
it was a big difference
why would I do
something like that
because you were drunk
and people were
egging you on
and when you're drunk
and high
and people egg you on
you'll do pretty much
anything
yeah
and then I heard
every time I pissed
for two and a half weeks
yeah
I made some money off
like a burning
burning stinging piss.
Good times.
How many times have you had
a burning stinging piss
in your life Rick?
Twice.
Yeah.
From that what was
the other one?
Three times actually.
Three times.
Yeah.
One of them was after
I got tested for
a TSD times yeah one of them was after i got tested for a tsd and yeah with the q-tip that hurt that sucked
and then wasn't it sunny after after mo blew my bag off for some reason the piss burned quite a
bit oh it didn't it didn't hit your testicle. It was just your bag skin, right?
How many times have you guys had burning
pisses?
Never, man.
Oh, I've had
burning pisses.
Oh, yeah?
What happened to you, man?
Yes, I've had burning
pisses different times.
Doesn't mean anything.
What did you have, like a UTI?
I believe I did, Ricky.
I had a urinary tract infection, they call it.
I've had those before.
I didn't know what it meant.
I just knew the letters.
Most people have had one in their life.
Not a big deal.
Maybe I have had one.
So maybe it's four times.
I can't remember if I've had one of those
or not. I must have if I knew the letters.
I remember when you squeezed it in the
kitchen drawer
that time. You pinched it
really hard when you slammed the drawer.
You had burning pee in that time too.
Alright, five times.
God, I'm unlucky.
How did you slam that?
How did you slam your wiener in the drawer, by the way?
Well, we were doing some counter-banging,
and I didn't realize the drawer was open like a couple inches,
and then I tried to shift positions.
The thing popped out, popped in the drawer,
just so I was thrusting it back in and thrust the drawer closed right on it.
Sucked.
Totally ruined the mood.
Ruined everything.
I remember.
I remember you showed me the end of it.
It was all purple and swollen.
Yeah, perhaps.
Well, I didn't ask to see it.
He just showed it to me.
And I was sitting on the couch and I turned into it and it was right there.
I just wanted to make sure it was okay.
You're usually pretty good at knowing.
Well, you got to warn somebody, Ricky.
You got to say, hey, I'm about to show you my wiener about three inches from your face.
Are you ready?
Because I just turned and you're like, hey, Bob, look at that.
Does that look fucked to you?
But if I asked you, you wouldn't have did it.
So that's why sometimes you just don't ask him.
Everybody's asking.
Did you say your face was right up close to his wiener
and he whipped around?
No, he said I was sitting on the couch
and he walked up in my periphery and I didn't see him.
And he said, Bob, does this look,
does this look fucked to you?
And when I turned, it was already right there,
like right there.
It almost touched my lenses. I don't think it was already right there. Like, right there. It almost touched my lenses.
I don't think it was that close.
It was, well, it seemed
close through my glasses, Ricky.
I could make out the, you know,
everything.
Make out the what?
Everything. Every, you know,
all of it.
So,
what do you guys
how do you feel about this
Mayan doomsday shit
that's supposed to happen
this week or next
is that for real
the what
the Mayan calendar
saying
doomsday
is going to be this week
or next week
the apocalyptic
doomsday
well that depends
they've been saying that
for fucking years
haven't they
it depends on
apparently
they fucked up I guess they thought it was going to be December 2012 but now they're saying that for fucking years, haven't they? It depends on... They fucked up, I guess.
They thought it was going to be December 2012,
but now they're saying that they screwed that up
and that it's actually this week or next week.
It depends on the person running the simulation we're in right now.
If they decide that it's going to be a Mayan fuck-up,
it's going to be a Mayan fuck-up.
I mean, what else can really go wrong this year?
I shouldn't say that, I guess, because, man, this has been nuts.
I know. Global pandemic.
We got fucking, you know, crazy uprest, unrest happening.
We've got murder hornets.
We've got chainsaw bears.
We've got fucking.
Killing rampages killing rampages
I can't believe the chainsaw
bears those are terrifying
what the fuck is a chainsaw
they found
there's bears they found down
in
somewhere
in the United States. They found
this type of
bear and it came out of
its hut and it doesn't have paws.
It has chainsaws for paws.
And it attacks.
Yeah.
Great big husk of bear and a chainsaw
instead of paws.
How does it keep them filled with
gas and stuff?
That's a good question, Ricky. How does it keep them filled with gas and stuff? That's a good question, Ricky.
I don't know.
How does it start them?
Are they just always running?
I don't know the answers to these questions, Ricky.
I mean, you could, I guess.
If you could take the chain off one of them
and get it on the pull cord,
you could probably do it, I guess.
Smart bears, though, I have to say.
I don't know if they control them with their mind or whatever.
They're not holding chainsaws.
They have chainsaw arms.
That's cool.
I wish I had chainsaws for arms.
What about feet?
Normal feet?
Normal feet, yeah.
Still big bear feet with claws on them,
not like normal human feet.
That'd be weird.
I wonder how it started.
Like, did a bear bang a chainsaw?
And then, you know, you're going to wonder how that happened.
Curious.
Fuck, Ricky.
Be a good horror movie.
Chainsaw Bears.
Holy fuck, boys.
That'd be good.
You know what?
A snail can sleep for three fucking years.
Did you know that?
No.
Yeah?
Yeah, man.
How do they know when a snail's sleeping?
Snore.
How do they know he sleeps for three years?
He snores.
Snail snores.
Three years, man. Oh, man, that's crazy snores. Snail snores. Three years, man.
Oh, man, that's crazy.
I wish I was a snail.
I wish I was a snail.
Oh, man, that would be awesome.
Fuck, I'd let this sleep right now.
There's a pill you can take called Hibernol.
You remember Hibernol?
No.
You don't remember Hibernol?
It was a commercial on Saturday Night Live back in the 90s.
Remember Chris Farley drank the Hibernol?
It was in a great big bucket and he drank it
and then he went to sleep for a whole year.
Woke up and he had a big beard.
It's like a type, it was a joke, obviously,
but it was a thing you drank, you know,
instead of taking NyQuil or whatever in flu season,
you just drank Hibernol and you sleep right through
fucking flu season.
That's a good idea. I like it.
That's a great idea, man. It was terrible
fucking idea, boy. Holy fuck.
You know what? I did not know
this. This might freak you guys out.
It has nothing to do with cocks or testicles
or anything. Workers
in an ant colony
live for about 45 to 60 days
the fucking queen
ant can live 20 years
are you fucking kidding me
shut up
that's not fair
why does she get to live so long
20 years
20 years man
I did not know that
no that's if you got an ant problem you gotta kill the queen 20 years? 20 years, man. I did not know that.
No, that's... So if you got an
ant problem, you gotta kill the queen
or else you're fucked.
So how does it work with ants? There's no
king, is there? It's just the queen, isn't it?
Like, does she
just get banged by a bunch of people?
I think she just gets
constantly banged.
She just sits there and gets banged. She's a slut.
She's a dirty slut.
She's with her people, right?
Her aunt people.
Her aunt friends.
They know each other.
Actually, no.
She's the queen.
That means her kids are banging her.
Which is really fucked.
Yeah, it just depends.
It depends on how you look at it, really.
So they're like Mormons.
I guess ants.
Well, it's a whole different...
It's not like a society like we live in, boys.
It's a whole different fucking set of rules,
you know, when you're talking about ants.
They got rules, man, just like us.
They got the fucking worker guys
and the guys that go out and grab fucking shit to eat.
The guys that go take some dead body shit to eat guys that go takes the
dead body brings it back to the queen yes i agree but what i'm saying is that the ant the queen ant
is banging you know four or five hundred ants that's totally normal in ant world it's not like
oh my god and they're talking about her why is it normal in our world well it, it is, I think, but I just mean it's a different society, Ricky.
They don't have, you know,
they don't have, ants aren't judgy.
They're not judgy type ants.
As far as I know.
If you were an ant,
what kind of ant would you like to be?
Bang an ant?
Soldier ant? Food gathering ant?
I'd probably
be a bit of a renaissance ant.
I'd be doing all of it, maybe.
I'd like to be the queen, I guess.
Sounds like fun.
Live forever, just bang.
Yeah, but you're fucking pumping out baby ants like a fucking machine, man.
That would not be fun.
It might be fun.
How do you know?
It might be fun. How do you know? It might be fun.
It might be fun for a,
you know,
for an aunt,
aunt.
Yeah.
She might have an orgasm every time she drops an egg.
Who knows?
I don't,
I don't think ants have orgasms,
man.
I don't think it happens.
All animals.
Maybe.
You think?
Yep. I think? Yep.
I don't know about that.
I know dolphins and whales do, and probably bats, monkeys.
Bats?
Well, yeah, they do too, don't they?
I hope not.
You think there's bat loads flying through the air at night and stuff?
Oh, bats can get in the hangin' 69 position.
That's what they do.
That's what they fuckin' do, man.
But if they're...
That's fine.
If they're in their cave doing it,
I don't care,
but I hope they're not flying around
blasting loads on people.
No, they would be doing it in the cave,
hanging...
They gotta be hanging upside down.
You know that one of bat pisses?
Usually it's hanging from his feet,
but when it's got to piss,
he fucking flies around, hangs from its little wing hands,
and pisses so it doesn't piss on itself.
Well, I would hope so.
I mean, it would be pretty fucked up if it
pissed on its own face on a daily basis.
Yeah, but...
Not to mention bat piss. Bat piss is
very acidic, so it'd probably
burn his little bad eyes.
I would think.
Yeah, you'd think so.
I've had bat piss in my
eyes before.
I know bats and birds, they can
shit on you, but can they piss and
load on you too?
Just shit on you, I guess.
Well, birds, Ricky,
it's just one thing that comes out of them.
That is everything.
So they got one hole?
That's why they got the, you know, why pigeon shit is so fucking runny.
It's a mixture.
It's a 50-50 mixture.
Fucking pigeons.
The male pigeons don't have fucking, you know, dicks, right? Is that what you're saying?
I never said that.
I said when they
get rid of... What do they?
I've never seen a pigeon dick.
I don't know if they have pigeon dicks or not.
Do seagulls have them?
Do they have earths?
So does the stuff come out of the earths
or out of the cock?
We don't even know if they have a cock right now.
Maybe I got to look it up.
Well, they must have been.
We got to get a picture of this.
I'm not, you know, not doing this to be dirty.
This is science.
Two pigeons.
Have penises.
All right.
Here we go.
I'm waiting for this answer.
How is everybody doing with the coronavirus, Bob?
Is it going away yet or what?
It's going.
I mean, where we are, there's been no new cases for a few days.
And to keep the borders closed.
But I have, I've gone out to the store and I noticed nobody's wearing fucking masks.
So that's a bit of a piss off because it only takes one arsehole to, you know, somehow catch it outside the borders.
And like, look at New Zealand.
They were eradicated.
They had no coronavirus.
And now they're back.
They've got cases again.
That sucks.
And if you don't keep a clamp on it, right, that one asshole comes in,
and next thing you know, he's infected 50 people at a fucking restaurant or something, and then it just spreads again like wildfire.
Oh, my God.
I think I read on the news that there's like
six states that are having a lot of cases
again, so people must not be doing what they're supposed
to there either.
Where's the big white triangle coming from?
Oh,
Julian's got the fucking
the light all fucked up.
Look, you're creating a big white triangle
on the screen now.
Yeah.
Fuck off, Bob. Some triangle. look at it it's look at the
oh my god look at you just wrecking the first place yeah listen to me boys i i just discovered
something here and it's disgusting and i can't unsee this all right we're just talking
about birds and penises and like that right, right? Yeah. Birds don't.
Pigeons don't.
Most birds don't have penises, right?
What they have is this internal chamber with an opening,
and in that opening, the sex organs are there.
It's just testicles and ovaries.
No cock.
But check this shit out.
Ducks have cocks.
Awesome. Fucking gross, man. Why't you sound so excited about it i'm not man the cocks can be as long as they're fucking like this you gotta see this man
can you see that i can't see it no see the ruler measuring thatasuring that thing? Yeah. That's a duck cock.
Yeah, but how long is it?
I can't see.
Jesus, man.
She's fucking eight inches.
Eight inches?
Six inch cock.
You're very, very excited about this.
No, man, it's just fucked up.
I did not know that, man.
Did you know that?
Didn't know it, and don't give a fuck.
Really don't care how big duck cocks are.
Doesn't excite me the way it excites you.
Yeah, because I watch Jeopardy.
This could come up in Jeopardy, boom.
Oh, yeah, you often hear Trebek asking how big a duck's cock is in inches.
Or no.
What kind of a bird has a cock?
A duck has a cock.
A pigeon?
No, they don't have a cock.
Well, it's been good to hang out, boys.
Love you guys.
I got to go eat something.
I got to water my plants constantly with this goddamn heat.
Alright.
Sounds good.
Say your goodbyes.
Cheers, everybody.
Stay fucking safe.
Hope you're doing alright.
That's you, Ricky.
Yeah. Oh, sorry, guys.
Yeah, stay safe
love you guys
and if you're not
doing the right thing
fuck off
you suck
very nice
very nice
very nice
gorgeous sentiment
alright well
I guess
tune in next week
tune in next week
that's all I can say
or don't
we're definitely
maybe
maybe nobody gives a fuck well we're not going to talk about duck cocks anymore Tune in next week. That's all I can say. Or don't. We're definitely. Maybe. Maybe.
Nobody gives a fuck.
Well, we're not going to talk about duck cocks anymore.
I promise.
Sorry.
Well, that's good.
It's science.
That's good.
You know what?
Next week, we're going to do something.
I'm going to tease people right now.
We're going to do something crazy.
I like it.
What are we doing? I don't know yet all right we got to come
up with it all right okay see you boys better boys get drunk with you later later all night Terima kasih telah menonton! Thank you. you