Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 4 - Happy Pre-Early Father's Day!

Episode Date: June 17, 2024

This week is getting exciting as f**k! The Boys got their faces - and TPB chips - on the local TV news! Ricky's also looking forward to Father's Day, and has some awesome (and f**ked) gift requests, including a challenge for Zig-Zag rolling papers. Plus: Julian's plan to give'r when he's 80!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. Just understand why the fuck it's Park After Dark. We're not at a fucking city park. It's a trailer park. It should be Trailer Park After Dark. It doesn't rhyme as well. It doesn't fucking matter, man. Park After dark. We're not at a fucking city park. It's a trailer park. It should be trailer park after dark. It doesn't rhyme as well. It doesn't fucking matter, man. Park after dark. It doesn't sound as good, but it makes a lot more fucking sense, doesn't it?

It does, but Ricky, your brain doesn't make a lot of sense. Last night you were fucking arguing with me that Lou Gehrig caught Lou Gehrig's disease. He didn't. He did not. They named it after the fucking disease because he had it. He didn't. He was the first one, wasn't he?

Yeah, but do you think Lou Gehrig fucking by coincidence caught a disease that was already called Lou Gehrig's disease? That's fucked. Jesus.

Can we start this fucking thing or what? Go ahead, start it. Go ahead. Why don't you start it with the new name? I'm not starting it. I'm not starting it. Well, I'm not starting it. Go ahead. Why don't you start it with the new name? I'm not starting it. I'm not starting it.

Well, I'm not starting it. All right, we're just gonna sit here all fucking day and do nothing then, are we? I'm game. Other one of you is anywhere. They're gonna zoom in on your fucking muscles and it's gonna be the muscle episode. Zoom away. Welcome to the TPAD.

The TAPAD. It's not bad. TAPAD? It's not bad. It's a pad? It's terrible, Ricky. Just do it. He just did. All right, let's get on with it. What you guys got for me?

What do you got, Ricky? Not much. Okay, this is going to be a good one. First of all, hey, we got to talk about the chips. What about them? We had a good day at Giant Tiger on, what was it, Tuesday? I've still got a little tiger in me. Look.

Still feeling the tiger. You know what? I'm liking the tiger, man. Little tiger in you. Yeah. Did you get humped by a tiger? Was that his nickname? He got humped by a tiger.

He didn't get humped by a tiger. Oh, Jesus. Anyway, we just want to thank everybody for coming out. Yes, that was fucking crazy. We had a crazy turnout. Way past the dawn. Way more people. I was expecting maybe 20, 50.

Should we roll the clip from the news? Yeah, let's show the clip right now. People around the world won't be able to see the news clip from here. Chippy, throw it on right now. The lineup outside of the Giant Tiger in Dartmouth seemed to go on forever. When I got to work this morning, there was two young fellas already at the front door. They said they drove overnight from Woodstock, New Brunswick, and that was at six o'clock this morning. They were already here. Oh, it's unbelievable. We didn't know if there'd be, you know, two people here or whatever, but there's like over a thousand people.

The lineup goes right down to the Dominoes. All this just to spend a few moments with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles. I kind of want them to sign my sweater. Yes. Yeah, I got a Bubbles one. Awesome. So kind of hoping for that.

I get a picture with them, just like say hi. The meet and greet was to promote the Trailer Park Boys branded potato chips. Here, you might want to get a close up of that. That's the chicken. Look at that. The chicken chips. It says, Tasters like me, roasted with spices. And they launched their newest flavor, Wavy Plain. I like them all too, but I do like the Wavy Plain with a nice chip dip. Ooh, what kind of chip dip?

Herb and spice. It's my weakness. All six flavours are sold exclusively at Giant Tiger stores. They're iconic. Everyone knows who they are. And they're Canadian. It's a great fit with Giant Tiger. We're a Canadian company. We're very, very happy these guys are doing this for us. I might make somebody one day off them. What do you mean, might?

Well, I kind of, I don't know. The contracts are difficult, man, when it comes to stuff like this. So I think I did everything right. All in all, the day was a huge success and fans were beyond thrilled to meet the boys. Oh, I'm just over the moon. Me and my friend watched them faithfully

and I'm just so excited. Plus, get in their fill of crunchy goodness. Mmm. T-E-H-E-CENT. Oh, what an incredible clip that was. See, that was a lot of people. A lot of people. People love the chips.

I mean, the thing is, people don't understand that these fucking, a lot of work was put into these things. A lot of taste tests. We just launched Wavy Plain. They're not even on the fucking table. That's because they're all got eaten. Because they're so delicious. They are good.

Can't keep them in the stock. Great with dips. And you can go crazy with the dips. You can put a little wheat butter in it. And you know in that video it shows the line? They cut it off, but the fucking line went three times that long. Yeah, it was a long line. There was about a thousand people there.

I know a lot of people wanted to be there to come and say hi and buy our chips by Giant Tiger across Canada. We're going to try to get them in the States one of these days, so hang on to your fucking horses everybody. Yes. It's coming. Yes, sir. All right.

What do you got, Ricky? I don't have much. I'm going to have a chip. I should say happy pre-early. Is it pre-early word Is it pre-early word? Happy pre-early Father's Day to everyone? Pre-early? That's, no, man.

Pre is. Happy pre-fathery. No, I don't know. Just say happy Father's Day this weekend to all fathers. How about that? And pre-advance. You're using too many fucking words, man. Pre and advance are kind of the same thing. Sillimans.

Sillimans? Sillimans? Holy shit, Ricky, man. You're on a fucking fire today, bud. So Will Smith, who... I hate. And some people think he's fucking bad. I fucking hate him.

As soon as he slapped Chris Rock, I wish I was there. I would have fucking knocked that Muhammad Ali wannabe motherfucker. Don't like him, man. Didn't like DJ Jazzy Jeff back in the day. You didn't like the Fresh Prince, did you? No. You always hated the Fresh Prince. I did not like him, man.

They do have a pretty fucked up kind of marriage thing. Well, yeah. We don't know. You like Carlton, though? Oh, Carlton's great. Remember you used to dance with Carlton? I did throw the dance down every now and then.

Okay, I have. He's still watching, don't you? America's Funniest Home Videos. Yeah, he's good, man. Is he on there? Yeah, man. Carlton! Anyway, Will Smith was on

fucking Jimmy Fallon, Martin Lawrence. They were playing True Confessions. Mm-hmm. And he said that, I think it was like 27 years ago, he had to check out of a London hotel because he had an encounter with an apparition.

Apparently a ghost urinated in his friend's toilet and cleared all the messages from his phone. Bull fucking shit. That must be back when Will Smith used to do heavy drugs. I think he had to be on some type of hallucinatory. Hallucinary? I can't talk today. Today?

Most days I talk perfect. Yeah. All right. So he's a ghost pest in his toilet. His friend's toilet. And then erased all his messages. So what, like on his hotel phone? He didn't have a fucking cell phone.

He had some dirty shit on the go, man. Which is good. He deserves to because his wife is, from what we've heard, That's what I would say. So that was his excuse for it. Somehow he had to say his messages got deleted. Yeah. Blamed on a fucking ghost.

Right. There's a whole story about it. She was probably like, every time his wife, she probably said, He wasn't her 27 years ago, was he? I don't know. She was with Tupac time his wig, she probably said, give me your phone. He wasn't her 27 years ago, was he? I don't know, man. She was with Tupac back then, I think. Really? I don't know.

Nor do I give a fuck. I don't either, man. I did like Tupac. I'm starting off with the shittiest. Did he ever fuck Chris Rocko, didn't he? Yeah, he did. That was fucked. I wish he had a fuck back.

Well, he's on the Oscars. He can't just get in a... He got hit, man. There's no way... I know, but Chris Rock can't come back. He should have. He should have. The ratings would have been fucking crazy.

Oh, yeah. They probably would have. Did you hear about the little bit? Oh, Jesus. I don't know why I said that. The little what? Little bitch? Yeah, I didn't mean to say that.

What's his name? It's too late now. No, this two-year-old girl, I think she was two. Ricky, okay, now. That makes no sense. In Texas, she was at one of those wildlife exotic parks. Yeah? Before that day, the rule was you could sit in the open bed

of a pickup truck and feed the fucking animals alright anyway she was trying to feed a giraffe and the giraffe went to get the food and got her shirt

and fucking yanked her right up there and dropped her uh oh I'm not sure why I'm laughing so now so now now they've had to

change the rule that you can no longer sit in the open bed of a truck and feed the fucking animals. Because of that kid. What? See, their parents are stupid, man.

You can't let a fucking two-year-old feed a giraffe anyway. Unless she's got a seatbelt on. Then I can't sit in the car. No, but what if he grabbed her wrist and pulled her arm right off? Did you ever see a giraffe kick the shit out of a tiger? Yes. They're fucked, man. No.

You'd think a donkey or a horse kicks, man. No. You'd think a donkey or a horse kicks, man. Yeah, you'd think it's a fucking accident waiting for happen. An accident waiting for happen? You keep it going. Ricky, you can't

form a sentence. What drugs are you on, Dad? That's what's wrong. I'm not high enough. I'm not high really at all. Well, I am. Just my normal everyday high. So you can't speak because you're not high enough.

Correct, sir. Makes sense, man. Get some drugs. Are these drugs? No, they're chips. Holy fuck, what's wrong with you, man? All right, so what's going on? All right, I'm glad we got that shit out of the way

because that wasn't really that exciting. This is a fucking great one. Guy's got a suspended driver's license, all right? Mm-hmm. Can't go to court, so they're doing a Zoom call for his court to talk about a suspended driver's license. I saw this. He's on a fucking Zoom call.

Yeah, man. He's driving. He's in his car driving, talking to the judge. The judge is like, sir, are you driving right now? He goes, yeah, actually, I just pulled into my doctor's office. He goes, no, just give me one second. I'm just parking, just parking here in my doctor's office. Fucking steering wheel's there, and you see everything going by.

And the judge is just sitting there shaking his head, looking around. Is this happening? Anyway, his bond revoked. What a fucking dumbass. Yeah, and they said he got a surrender by, you know, six o'clock or whatever to go to jail. And did you see what he did? He couldn't believe it. The guy was like, oh, this is unbelievable.

Unbelievable. They put me in jail for breaking the law in front of the judge. You should be going to jail extra long for being dumb. A lot of people drive without licenses. You do the same thing. I'm not going to Zoom a fucking judge while I'm driving, huh? Ricky, did you see the car you drive? That's even worse, man. I don't think Ricky would get on a Zoom call with a judge for a hearing about not having a license. Because he doesn't know how to use a Zoom.

That's why. No, but even if he did, if I was on a Zoom, Ricky would be like, Bob, let's turn that off. The fucking judge can see me. What is a Zoom anyway? It's a...

It's like FaceTime. Video calling. Like Star Trek? Like Star Trek. That's a thing now? Star Trek were the first ones to use zoom golf. You know what? And they were zooming through space.

Maybe that's why they called it that. Zoom golf? I don't think so. All right. This is a fucked up headline. Okay, what? After a year of dating, groom finds out wife is actually a man. A year, Murphy. A year. Yeah. After a year of dating, groom finds out wife is actually a man.

A year, Murphy. A year. Yeah. I guess they dated for a year. They were never intimate because she was always complaining she had something going on. It was that time of month. For a year. She always wore a face covering.

And he just thought she was awesome and beautiful. Playing hard to get. Decided to marry her, and then on the night of their wedding, he's like, okay, it's time to get some shit going here. Time to get the package out. And they both had the same package. So did they? What happened? Oh, the fucking guy got arrested.

I guess it was a whole scam that he admitted to police. He was trying to marry the guy to steal from his family. People fucking scamming out there, man. It's unbelievable. How can you date someone for a year and not realize

they're the opposite sex? You think it's unbelievable that there's that many people scamming, do you? Yeah. Why? Because you think you should be the only

one allowed to do it? No, I'd scam properly, though. I'm not like dressing up as... So would you ever dress up as a woman with a face covering and date a allowed to do it? No, I'd scam properly, though. I'm not, like, So would you ever dress up as a woman with a face covering? Never.

And date a guy for a year? No. Well. You're thinking about it, though. You know what? Depends on how much was in his bag. Because if there's a lot...

And by his bank, you mean his pants. No, not his pants. No, no, no, no. How much he's got in his bag, Bob's... I think it was pretty well... But a year,

that's a pretty crazy commitment. That's a commitment. I don't know if I could do that. He could do long distance, maybe. So what happened? They're not still married, I guess. No. But he's probably in jail.

He is in jail. Poor fella's probably heartbroken. That's the thing. You put in a year of your time, you think you're in love, and the next thing you know... Thought he had a wife. Next thing you know, you're grabbing fucking submarines in people's pants.

Submarines? People's pants. What? What a shock, man. I wish he had a video of that. Of what, his wiener? No, no, no, no. Like, finding out that his wife of a year is a dude.

That's pretty crazy, man. Maybe they'll get back together. Maybe he'll decide he doesn't care. He has a wiener. They could be in love. They could be in love. I don't know. You know what these things are called now? What? Lifesavers. Chains.

Yeah. Why? Can't wait to hear this one. Dude in Colorado got shot? Nope. Sorry. Wearing a chain. It's going to stop the bullet. What size bullet? 22 caliber.

That's what killed the fucking guy. It was going right in his neck. I don't know. So I need to get some higher up chains. My chain should be like here, I guess. Does that look good? No, Ricky. No, man. No. You look like Fabio.

Unless, maybe he was getting shot in the back of the neck. I was trying to figure out how the fuck it stopped from going in his neck. Probably in the back of the neck. And then, but the police article did say real gold and real silver. Not going to stop for bullets. So it must have been some shitty kind of. Must have been fake. Steel.

That's gold. Painted gold. Kind of like this. Something like those. Lifesavers. You got to steal some, like, nice stuff, man. How about you just don't get shot at? All right.

Just cut the green light. You always have the green light. All right. I got a story. I'm going to interrupt you because this might help you up, Bubs, because you got a bit of a raspy voice, right? No, I don't. My voice is like salt.

Well, especially when you're singing. I'm just saying. Sultry. Scientists have, they came up with this new fucking device. It's like a patch, right? And you stick it on your throat, and it replaces vocal cords. What does that mean? AI.

What do you mean replaces them? You don't need vocal cords to talk. This little thing right there. That's consensus. You can just rip them right the fuck out of you. Microchips and shit. vocal cords to talk. This little thing right there. That's consensus. You can just rip them right the fuck out. Micro chips and shit. It makes you talk. Really?

Yeah. And it's happening. Can you dial in any voice you want? Like, could I sound like Robert De Niro if I wanted to? I think so, man. Isn't there somebody that needs that? What? I thought there was Val Kilmer.

Is that who it is? Oh, they got one of these things where you... Hey, how you doing? The little thing you... Yeah, yeah. No, no. No, this is like a pass. You just say, hey, how you doing?

Wouldn't it help him? Yeah, but there's just some fingers out the way the muscles are moving. AI translates it into a voice. Yes. It sends it out through a little speaker. That's what it looks like. That's all I'd wear. That's a fucking i'd wear you think they could make it look better well they could make it skin colored at least boys they're just starting to figure this out man that's one thing at a time here why what do you mean because they're

gonna make a lot of fucking money doing this man people that don't have vocal cords it got all fucked up big big market i don't know, actually. How many people are walking around without vocal cords? Probably not that many. They get damaged though, man. Yeah. You know, like singers and stuff, their vocal cords get all fucked up.

You'd be like, here, put this patch on your throat, bud. Sing away. Stick this on, you can sing like Axl Rose. Or Barbra Streisand. I wish Axl Rose or Barbra Streisand. I wish you could sing like Barbra Streisand. What if you put an Axl Rose one on Barbra Streisand? That'd be awesome. That'd be cool.

This is fucking, this is a good story. It's about a dumb cop. There's a lot of them. There's a fucking ton of them out there. He arrested this woman for trying to steal a car and she's in the back seat he's still got his body cam on and she's like

you single? he's like yeah he's like but you're not because when he arrested her she was with her boyfriend and she goes well I don't care I'm ready to fuck right now he's like please don't say that. This is all being recorded at the moment. That's what he said, being recorded at the moment. Then mysteriously his body cam gets shut off.

The GPS on his car tracks him. He goes down the side street, gets to the back seat with the woman, closes the door, forgetting, of course, that it locks him in. Full boner. Well, he had to call for backup. Oh, he locked himself in his back seat.

With the girl. With the girl. Who wants to bang him. Yeah. Whether or not they banged, I don't know, but I'm guessing probably. Probably, man. Anyway, he obviously had to resign. There's a lot of that shit going on.

Not very smart. So then the other cop shows up to let him out of the back seat. Did you guys ever see the movie Bad Lieutenant? Yeah. That's bad lieutenant shit right there. Except the bad lieutenant wouldn't get locked in his fucking car. No. That's a pretty bad fuck up.

Yeah. Harvey Keitel. Harvey Keitel. That's an oldie, man, but that's a good movie. I'm glad he quit. He'd never be able to live that one down. No, he got banged up. When the second cop showed up,

did his body cam accidentally turn off? No. He asked him to turn it off, though, because he was so embarrassed. What do you guys think of an 80-year-old dude? All for it. Okay. Moving on.

What? I think there was more to that. 80-year-old guy marrying a 23-year-old woman. A lot of controversy. What do you guys think about it? Be a lot cheaper just to get a lady of the evening,

wouldn't it? Well, you... Yeah, I would. Nah. Is there prenups involved? What's the motivation for her? Motivation for him is that he's close to dying, so why not? And I totally agree

with him, man. If you get a chick that is 23 and loves you... Although it's kind of creepy in a way. Yeah, it is creepy. You think she loves him? Totally. Don't care. I don't care. You care?

I mean, it's kind of like an Anna Nicole Smith thing, but she wasn't 23. But she didn't get a son. See? Yeah, she didn't get a son. Love is a powerful thing, boys. This is a good lesson for you guys to learn right now. You could be 80. Fuck, look at Mr. Romance over there.

Can you, though? Fuck yeah. Could you fall in love with someone who's 23 right now. You could be 80. You could fall in love with someone who's 23. Can you, though? Fuck yeah. Could you fall in love with someone who's 23 right now? No. But you could when you're 80. When I'm 80? Boys, when I'm 80, I will do basically anything. It could be like dating your great

grandkid. I will go bungee jumping or whatever when I'm 80. Who gives a fuck? Really? You're close, man, to the end. Give her. So you could have a child that would be older than your wife. Yeah?

Why not, man? I don't know. I'll have to think about that. Boys, you still bang when you're 80, by the way. I don't know if you guys know that. Really? It still happens. But you can bang 80-year-olds.

You might break hips and stuff, though. Well, you probably would with the amount of torque you can generate with the muscle hips. I don't know how muscly the hips will be at 80, though, Bubs, but I'm still gonna be giving her. All right? Yeah.

I did have a fucking story here. What's a good workout for the hips? Besides fucking? Banging. Banging's a good one. Pelvic thrusts. Is it really? Yeah, man.

Dancing? You kind of put your back on a bench, put some weight on your hips, like in your cock area, and then like up, down, like. Do you do that, do you? Well, no, I don't do it, but I've seen people do it. I will do it once I get like 70 to prepare myself for the 80-year-old banging. You'll need it. Palvec thrusts. Did you guys hear about the poor fucking cheetah?

It's a leopard, actually, in the zoo that's overweight. See, this is, Bubz, you're not going to like this one, man. Look at the size of this poor, fat bastard. Look at this guy. Don't shame him. No, I feel bad for him. Look at the size of him. Can't see him.

He's massive. Yeah, oh my Jesus. Put him on a two-month diet, not working, because you know what? They're probably feeding him. Jesus Christ. What the fuck are they feeding him? Let the thing out for a while. Fence him in, let him out, let him eat some animals instead of the shit they feed him. That's a poor motherfucker.

He's not looking too great. They can't make the guy lose weight. They're trying. So what do you guys want for Father's Day? Not that I'll be buying anything. Not my father's, but just curious. I don't get it. I'm not a father, man. I'm not gonna get shit off. You're not gonna get anything for Father's Day.

That's a good point. Never thought about that. So I just gotta celebrate by myself, I guess. Well, no, Trin's probably gonna celebrate and give you some shit, man. Doesn't she give you cards or something? Yeah, but it's not just a normal day for you two idiots. Yeah. I guess you could go hang out with your fathers.

Oh, no, you can't. You don't even know where they are. Yeah, thanks, man, for telling me. I celebrate it with cats. That's who I'm a father to. I don't give a fuck about Father's Day. Well, I found a list of some fucked-up gifts, and one of them... I've got to figure out a way to get one.

What is it? I'll tell you about it when I get to it. Okay. Read off the list. First one is a fish hip flask. It's just a flask shaped like a fish. I don't really give a fuck. I mean, actually, a fan sent me one of those. They are pretty cool, but... A fish flask? Yeah. I'd drink it out of a fish flask, man.

They don't fit a lot of liquor in there, unfortunately. No, it's just used to fuck that. Okay, next one. Feathers McGraw, whatever the fuck that is. Penguin plush slippers. These are fucked. Not happening. Penguin, but this tall on your toes.

And you look like a dick. Might be cute for young kids. I'd wear penguin slippers. I know you would, bubs. You're kind of penguin dapper. The way you walk. Dog shit key hider for inside your... Dog shit key hider? That's not bad.

Hide your keys. It's not real dog shit, is it? I didn't read enough. I'm guessing. Oh, it's probably like a... I know what it is. I'm just fucking saying that. I've never even heard of these. Really expensive condoms. They're called Supreme Feel.

You heard of these things? Nope. It's 100 bucks for 10. 10 bucks a condom. Does that seem like a lot? I mean, I've got to try them now. Where do you get them? You've got to try them.

That sounds like something Hugh Hefner would wear. He's not wearing, he never, no, man, he wasn't wearing those Hugh Hefner would wear. He's not wearing. He never. No, man. He wasn't wearing those. He doesn't even wear them all the time. They'd have to make a difference if they're $10 each. They're thick.

What's the deal on them? Just expensive. They just feel good. Supreme feel. Supreme feel. So they must be thin. He'd probably blast right through them. Get your muscle load.

Oh, fuck. All right, keep going. Those are a maybe. A guitar pick table. That'd be kind of a cool thing for you, Bob. It's a table shaped like a guitar pick. I've seen them. Yeah, it's kind of cool.

I've seen them. Sonic the Hedgehog pizza cutter. Oh, I'd like to have that. A baseball cap that treats hair loss. Laser lights. Laser hat. Laser hats. That might be interesting.

It's like 400 bucks. Jesus. But if you don't have the lasers. I guess they're inside of it. But what I was wondering was, if you don't have hair loss and you wore one of those hats, would you get, like, extra long hair? Could I grow a mullet, like, in a week? Probably, man. I'm trying.

It would just get thicker. That should be put on the list. A sniper ghillie suit. Absolutely. I'm not sure why you'd want one of those, but I'd like to have one for some reason. Me too. What's a ghillie suit? You know, like the snipers wear.

You can't be seen. Camouflaged things, man. Oh, yeah. Like the fucking bushes and shit on them. Like Mickey Ghillie. I don't know. A bacon scarf.

Whoa. It's kind of weird. Made with real bacon? No. Rubber duckies from Stanley Kubrick movies. That's a weird one, but they're kind of cool That'd be cool to have

How many do they have available? I think you can get pretty much Any of his movies in a rubber ducky What was the one you said Was gonna You were gonna rhyme off? Eyes Wide Open? Oh, sorry

Is that your favorite movie by him, Stanley Cooper? I don't know. No? Some nice scenes in it. Yeah, he had good cinematography skills, that guy. A cane with a built-in sword? Definitely need one of those. Big time.

Oh, yeah, who doesn't need that? Wearable neck, air conditioner. You look like a dick, but... And it must be like a real air conditioner, because it's like 300 bucks. It's not just some shitty fan. It's probably something you put like ice cubes in it or something. Burton Ernie slippers.

Not a chance. Get me a pair. THC recovery shot. It's called high knot. Why is that a thing? Who the fuck wants to go say i'm high now i don't want to be high fuck off there's a lot of people really oh yeah if you're not kids if you take like it's probably big for anybody man if you like take over 100 milligrams and you're usually

used to taking like 20 you want one of those shots maybe this is a thing the cannabis infused hydration hydration drink mix we've got cannabis infused drink mixes yeah maybe we just put hydration on the pack it'll sell more sounds sounds like uh yeah sounds like more scientific like there's more thought put into it right bubs no no no if you're fucking the head I don't know what the fuck this is. It's just called a rodent-killing lethal plunger. I want one. I want one bad. It says it kills rats, probably squirrels.

I could fuck a hot dog. Plungers, though. What do you mean? It's this thing that lures them inside, and then some plunger thing fucking annihilates them. I'd like to have one for sure. And then last but not least, and I skipped it because this thing is fucking incredible, and I need to get have one for sure. And then last but not least, and I skipped it because this thing is fucking incredible

and I need to get one. All right. Zig Zag Rolling Papers Limited Edition Orange Velour Tracksuit. Very nice. You should see this fucking thing. I got to get one, boys. So if you want to know what to get me for Father's Day...

Put a picture of it up on the screen. I'm not getting you anything for Father's Day, but if you want to know what to get me for Father's Day? Put a picture of it up on the screen. You're mean. I'm not getting you anything for Father's Day, but if you want to look into the camera, maybe there's somebody from ZigZag. Somebody out at ZigZag. You might send one in. ZigZag.com?

I would wear the fuck out of that. Oh, is it a tracksuit? No, it's fucking terrible. I thought it was zigzags. No, no. It's like a full fucking orange tracksuit. It's 150 bucks, but it's wicked. That's pretty cheap for a full tracksuit. I'm ordering one. All right, we. No, no. Looks like a track suit. It's like a full fucking orange track suit. It's $150, but it's wicked. That's pretty cheap for a full track suit.

I'm ordering one. All right, we need three of them. Extra large, large, and what do you want? What size? Yeah, a couple X-Ls. I'll take a large. Two X-Ls, one large. We need the orange velour track suit by Zig Zag, please.

We'll wear them right here on the show when we get on. I'm pretty psyched up. Zig Zag will send us those. We met the Zig-Zag fella. Oh, yeah, we did. In Las Vegas. Fuck, where's his contact now? I have it.

There's also the Raw guy, though. The Raw guy wants to do some shit. Okay, you know what? The Raw guy wants to do some shit with us. Raw dog. Yeah, the Raw papers. There might be like a little fight we can get going on here.

So you never know. Zigzag versus raw. Raw or zigzag. Tracksuit? No tracksuit. Think about it. Could be a game changer. Puts it over the top.

Yeah. Hey, did Mike Tyson already fight? What's his problem? That's now going to be November, bubs. Oh, for fuck's sakes. Why November? Mike Tyson had some heart problems or something. For fuck's sakes.

He's okay, but they got to, like, push it a little bit. The annihilation's going to happen. He starts to come back to normal by November? Is Jake Paul chirping him, saying you're faking it? I think he's afraid of him, man. Who is? Jake Paul. He looks like a fucking beast again.

I'd be afraid of him. Who? Tyson? Tyson fucking make one wrong move against that guy, you could be dead. Yeah. Yeah. He's a fucking killing game. He's just got way too much skill.

Man, there's no way. Well, I need another liquor drink, boys. Okay. All right. I'm empty. I need to go stock up for the Father's Day weekend of craziness. Why it's not a long weekend is total horse shit. It is.

I don't know. I mean, it is for us. Every weekend is a fucking weekend, man. What are you talking about? All right, we're going to celebrate your Father's Day. I'm going to have to take Monday off. And we're going to take Monday off. Take it off from what?

Don't work. Thieving. All right. Okay, let's have a cheers to the fathers. Happy Father's Day, fathers. Happy Father's Day to the fathers. Fuck you guys, and fuck everyone that's not a dad. You're a cheers to the fathers. Happy Father's Day, fathers. Happy Father's Day to the fathers. Fuck you guys, and fuck everyone that's not a dad. You're a good dad, Ricky.

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