Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 4 - Liquor, Dope, Popcorn, Facts

Episode Date: June 20, 2022

Get learnt with the Boys today! Find out why everyone in the 19th century was drunk as f**k, the greasy underwater world of fish fetishes, and how to knock out an orangutan. Also: The Boys get down to Barry f**kin' Manilow!

This is fucking good popcorn, boys. Yeah. You said this shit's good for you. Well, yeah, but... It's the organic shit or something? It was kind of made for me if I didn't... What do you mean? I don't accept that for health.

I'm not a big fan of the health foods. It was more for me than anybody, but... It's not bad for health. Not a big fan of the health foods. It was more for me than anybody, but... This is a, this is health food? This is that healthy or? Sort of. Alright. It's better than, you know... I fucking love it, Bups.

There's no B&O's or whatever the fuck they're called. B&O's. GMO's, there's none in there. Alright, stone level. Pretty high. Guys all right, or? I'm going to say six. Six?

Hoping to climb. Ricky, I'm like a 12. I'm about an eight climbing. Wow. I guess I better do more drugs. Definitely, man. This popcorn is fucking dope right now. That's because we haven't eaten since fucking 9 o'clock last night.

Did you wash your hands? This is now a super spreader. Bowl. I washed my fucking hands, Pops. When? He's the guy you gotta worry about. Fuck off. I've never seen him wash his hands, ever.

His entire life. I could be carrying Gorilla Pox too, you never know. Gorilla Pox? Monkey Pox. Oh. Boys, I got liquor, popcorn, and dope. I've got liquor, dope, I got popcorn, I've got facts. You've got facts?

Yeah. Right on. That is a nice vodka drink. You know what, back in the 1800s, bubs? Yeah. Everybody drank booze, right? Did you know that? Like, everyone was drinking booze.

Like, fuck the water, because there's microorganisms and shit making people sick, so everyone drank booze. You say 1881? Like 1849 or something, 30. Only that one year? No, man, all through the 1800s. And why?

Just because it kills you? Just because there's, yeah, bugs and shit don't live in your liquor, right? Fuck yeah. That's what's healthy to drink. Whiskey. They would have been drinking whiskey, wouldn't they? Beer. Mostly beer and wine.

See, I drank a beer one time. There was a fucking cocksucking wasp inside of it. The little fucker went in my mouth, stung my lips. I was going to fucking... I was not happy. Yeah, that sucks, man. Some of those little fuckers do like booze. Did you bite him?

Do you got enough of my popcorn, Ricky? I'm done. That's all I wanted. Just that sucks, man. Some of those little fuckers do like booze. Did you bite him? Do you got enough of my popcorn, Ricky? I'm done. That's all I wanted. Just that one little handful. But you know what the problem is? By like 1830, they're saying like teenage boys. What? I'd fucking share with you, man.

No, you wouldn't. Yes, I would. Check this out. By like 1830. A lot of drunks? A lot of drunks, man. Like they're saying boys, 15 years old, we're consuming, like, 27 gallons.

No, seven gallons a year of booze. A year? Is that a lot? It's not a lot. Seven gallons a year is not much if you're talking about beer. That's what they did, and they think that's a problem, man. You should have grown up in the 1800s. I mean, you're 15.

You should be normal, Julian. Seven gallons, oh, yeah, per day, about three times what the average American adult drinks nowadays, which is fuck. That's not a lot, man. Well, that's quite a bit for a 15-year-old. You definitely should have grown up back then, man. If you grew up back then, what would you have used

to lift weights? You'd have to eat lots of cows, man. But what would you be lifting? Oh, fucking rocks and shit, man. Boulders. Animals. Attaching them, you know, to, I don't know, sticks and shit.

Like get a couple, like a couple hundred pound dogs on a stick. Be like one of those Highland guys. Heavy ladies. But it's like, it's something like, I mean, that's not a lot of booze.

I think it's 27 liters. Right? Is that a lot? That's not a lot. 27 liters a year? 27 liters. For a whole year. That's not a lot of booze.

For a child, it is. No, but they're saying that was three times the fucking average. That's only a half liter a week. That's fuck all, man. Yeah. How many? That's like 30 liters in a... No.

I'm getting too fucked up. I did know these numbers, boys, because I was reading about it. Now I'm fucked. This is why your businesses fail right here. What do you mean? Because you get so fucked up, you get all the numbers backwards. That is his fault, man. I would never take edibles, man.

I would never put fucking edibles in my pancakes. I can pretty much guarantee you that I'm not going to fuck up any of my stuff. Well, you know what? Those people around the world, it's kind of strange how they used to drink like that, and now it's 21, the drinking age, right? In the States. But you can fucking vote. You can go off the board.

You know what? That's bullshit. It's fucked up. So I don't know. Some people are saying, hey, maybe we should bring it down to 18. I think so. Well, 19, maybe 18. Or bring the other stuff up.

Yeah. Yeah, that's a good way of doing it. I never thought about that. But no, it should be 19 at least. Maybe 18. It's the law to play. Over in the UK, it's 18. Right?

Yeah. But if you're like 14 or 15, you're with your parents, you want to have a beer or a glass of wine, no problem. That's the way to do it. Jesus, you're just like a big fucking Tasmanian devil. Sucking down my popcorn like it's fucking... All right, what you got for us, Ricky? Nothing. Hmm?

You got a whole page there. You have facts. Nothing's great. When I wrote it down, it was pretty wasted and pretty fucking banged up. I thought it was good shit. It's not great. All right, well, maybe we can turn it into some great shit. As opposed to the groundbreaking shit we usually talk about.

Normally my shit is like, wow, people are on the radio going, holy fuck. No, they're not, Ricky. Nobody ever said that ever. Well, fuck them. I give up. Where are we this weekend? Dallas, Texas. Really?

We're in Dallas, bubs. We're there tonight. Right. When are we leaving? We left last night. Right. When are we leaving? I don't know. You left last night. Move back. I'm getting very confused at the moment here.

It's just a little time travel shit. No big deal. All right, so where's Dallas on the map? Is it north? Is it south? Southern United States. Right down at the bottom. I know where Texas is, but what part of Texas is Dallas in?

Dallas is down and to the left. And then there's Fort Worth, and then there's Austin. Yeah. Yeah. Lubbock. Corpus Christi. There's Lubbock, which is where, you know who's from Lubbock, Texas? Who?

Buddy Holly. And we're going over to Lubbock to go to the Buddy Holly statue. Is that where his plane crashed? No, it's where he lived. That's exciting. Did you hear about the two people that fell into the big chocolate vat at the Merz Wrigley plant? What?

No. The chocolate vat. Did they eat their way out? No. The chocolate bag. Did they eat their way out? No, they had to drill a fucking hole in the bottom of the tank, drain all the chocolate, get the fuckers out. Oh, man, what a waste. It would be, I don't know, I mean, it would suck,

but there would be some benefits to it. Like what? Just open your mouth and bring on the calories. Yeah, but it's people chocolate. It's mixed with skin flakes and fucking shit crustaceans. You're not going to taste any of that stuff, Bubz. I'm just going to taste a delicious Mars chocolate. Well, it depends on who's in the tank.

What if there's a big hairy guy fell in with no pants on? Pissed himself. Shit himself. All right right then it's be pretty diluted that's true man yeah think about pools yeah but you don't lay there and let a piston drain into your fucking mouth so do you yeah what yeah but bubs you're still getting it fucking in your mouth and in every fucking... No, but he's talking about laying there and just letting her go in your mouth and swallowing it all. Like somebody related to you does. But did you know, Bubz, when you go swimming in a pool and your eyes are getting bloodshot, that's not from the chlorine. No, it's from the piss. It's from the piss.

Yeah, and the shit flakes. I wonder if you could swim in chocolate. Probably not. Would you float or would you sink? God, I'd be terrified if you sank. I think you would float as long as you made yourself big like an eagle.

Yeah, what's that survivor guy he's he was in quicksand that's nessman who who less nessman no less no man was on wkrp buddy there that british guy oh yeah bear grills yeah he got up crawled up on top and then he kind of like swam on the... The worst thing you can do when quicksand is panic and start doing this, trying to get out, that pulls you down. Same with broken ice, isn't it? You try to lay on and shake your legs. You kick your feet and try to swim up onto it. Get up on your belly like a seal.

Yeah. I'm going to try that sometime. No, Ricky. Don't go crash through the ice on purpose. Well, you got to know that you can do it. Don't. Then when it happens, you're like, I got this. Yeah, but you still have to test it out.

And that's when you don't know if you got it and you could die. Well, if one of your cats waddles out onto the thin ice, I'm your guy. My cats don't do that because they're not stupid. Well, what if somebody threw one out there? Then I'll throw them out there. And they shall rescue my kitty. This is a fucking... Imagine this little surprise. You're going fishing with your buddy. He's never caught a blue catfish before.

These two cocksuckers from Indiana, they're fishing in Ohio because they wanted the guy to catch his first blue catfish. He caught one, a fucking nice one.

But there was all these weird things in the stomach. The stomach was fucking massive. They just thought it was pregnant or some shit,

so they took it home. When they cut it open, they found a big foam ball like this fucking big part of a fish and a huge dildo a dildo yeah and a huge ball a real big one what the fuck was going on there do you think i don't know but

apparently you should start using dildos for bait. Well, somebody might have been into some weird sex fish stuff, and they might have been. Oh, man, don't tell me there's fish fetish people out there. What do you mean? So they caught the fish, and then they rammed the dildo into the fish and threw them back? Oh, man. They might have.

Wow. Who the fuck would do that? They might have been fucking his mouth with it. I never thought about that angle. There's people out there doing shit like that, isn't there? We have no idea, do we? I think there's people, anything you can think of, there's somebody doing it. So instead of catch and release, it's catch fuck and release.

Catch fuck with a dildo release. Yeah, catch and release or catch mouth fuck with a dildo and release. There was that video going around where Buddy had the fish in the bathtub. Oh, that was a koi fish. Koi fish with the big lips. He had it attached to his wing. People like that should be, got to do something to people like that. I don't know if they need help or they just need a beating or what.

We don't know because we've never tried it. We're not. Who's going to? Are you serious? Would you try? He's going to try. He may not be as weird as you think is all I'm saying. Ricky, man.

You don't want to be known as a fish fucker. No, Ricky. You can't take a koi fish in the bathtub and let him lack. No, you're right. That's a bit weird. Jesus, man. A bit. You'd have to have an aerator and adjust the salt levels.

An aerator. To keep him alive. Yeah, you'd have to have an aerator and adjust the salt levels, get him comfortable. As long as you didn't force him on there. I mean, it's not... I don't know. You know what? assault levels. Get them comfortable. As long as you didn't force them on there. I don't know. You know what? You should shoot a video.

You know how sex videos gets released and people are famous now? Become multi-bazillionaires? I wouldn't do it. Would you do it for 10 million bucks? If I went into a bath and I was pretending I was asleep and you guys happened to throw something in there with no teeth. You could put some fish bait on your, you know. Yeah.

Tie a ham slice. Certain parts of me were covered in fish food. That would be the only way. Tie a fucking slice of ham around his wiener. I bet you we'd get Jacob to throw one in there. Maybe put it on him if he's sleeping.

Yeah, let those guys do it. I don't want to be involved. No, they're going to do it to you. They're going to... People don't want to see them fucking a fish. They want to see you

fucking a fish. You know this is not happening, right? I bet if you open up a little shop, you'd have a lot of customers. What kind of a shop? A up a little shop, you'd have a lot of customers. What kind of a shop? A fish

blowjob shop. Fuck. You know what? A fish blowjob shop. You never know, man. It might fucking work. I bet you'd have tourists. Boys, are you out of your minds? He's always thinking of weird fucking businesses. The thing is, if you're married,

it's not cheating. It's insane, though. If you're getting sucked off by a koi fish, it is definitely not cheating, man. No, but you've got to go right from there to the psychiatrist. Why? To figure out why you're letting fish suck you off. He's got to try, though. If it works, it might happen.

He might get this going. We are not starting a fish blowjob shack. Mark my words. It is not happening. People are fucked out there. We're only scratching the surface of shit. You know who's the most fucked? What?

The guy that starts the fish blowjob shack. He's more fucked than the people showing up. What if we could just customize a car's backseat a little fish tank there we go see just get in the backseat delivery that make it any better we would deliver the koi fish hop in the back weirder get well that's like a serial killer van well tint the windows no one will see anything pull You could buy a cheap public pool. Oh, my God, boys. A public pool.

No, you know what we need? To have an orgy. You know, we need one of those dunk tanks. That would be perfect. That's the perfect size. Get about ten of those going. We could even, you know. So this is like a franchise thing.

Well, yeah. You could have like ten tanks in a row, man a row man curtains build a little tent or something what do you call this place tint the fucking thing up what what's the name of this new business julian's fish and tackle blowjob station i don't fucking know man are you gonna sell bait and shit, too? Fuck yeah. Well, there's going to be some testing going on with you, Ricky. You've already fucking put your hand up to that one, man. So this is a fish tackle. So this is like Bass Pro Shop, except you can get sucked off by a koi fish. Or a mud sucker.

I'm thinking a mud sucker might be better. They've got the big old. There's a VIP section. Champagne room. Or you can get sucked off by a koi fish, a mud sucker, or an eel for you if you want to get real crazy. I think eels are crazy. Huh? You wouldn't want to fish with teeth, I don't think.

You could remove them, I guess. People are fucked. You never know, man. Some people like a bit of pain down there on their unit. Yeah, you don't want to. Yeah. Electric eels. Like, that shit. Shock them. You don't want to... Yeah. Electric eels. Like that shit.

Shock them. Are you guys listening to yourselves? Bubs, it's probably just the drugs, man. Oh, man, I'm telling you. This is how fucking great things happen. Are you listening to yourself? Bubs, what are you talking about? In a hundred years,

it could be a documentary on TV just like there was about Henry Ford. The safest way to get blown is by a koi fish. No, there's not going to be a documentary. The day the world changed. The day the world changed, man. Happier marriages all over the place. Actually, if you had a shop like that, I don't know what you'd have to have a custom find a fish with a tongue

or something for the ladies. Hmm. Now that's a whole different fucking mark. What about a leech dessert? Oh. You guys are fucked. This Indian woman recently married herself. Hmm. I think that's the first time that's been done.

What? Married herself? 24 year old, yep. She had a three day g done. What? Marry yourself? 24-year-old, yep. She had a three-day gala. A three-day gala? She wanted to get married. She wanted to wear a nice dress, have people taking pictures of her, but she didn't want to be a wife. She's like, fucking, I'm marrying myself.

Now she's on a two-week honeymoon. By herself? Yeah. I bet you if we had a service, she would go to it. I bet she's having a good time, too. Yeah, man. It'd be weird checking in saying, yeah, I'm here for my honeymoon. Where's your dude? It's just me,'s just me myself and i wife or your husband no just me just me just me in this 19-inch herky that i got out of the catfish

boys people are i can't i can't stop thinking about it. So, there's a question. Is the dildo worth more now or less now? More. Yeah, I would say for the weirdos. You get the fucking news article, you know, authenticated. There we go. Oh, a certificate of authenticity. Yeah, man.

For the dildo that came out of a fucking catfish. And where did this happen? Ohio. Oh, which is very far from here. So we heard about it. It's going global, bud. Oh, it's global. It is global.

Did you see that cocksucking influencer? Well, he wasn't. I don't know why I called him a cocksucker. He was at a zoo in Indonesia, and he was trying to fuck with the orangutan for content. He went past the safe barrier. Oh, he grabbed him. Fuck, those things are quick. He was standing there and the orangutan was like

got his shirt and started fucking all the way in. And he wasn't letting go. And then he got his leg and the fucking other guy, see? We'll have to show the videos. It was pretty fucked. Then his foot, like the thing had his foot just about to chomp his toes off. No way. And the guy fucking yanked him away just at the last second.

It was pretty fucked up. What a dumbass, stupid cat. You want to know a fact about orangutans? The strong mama was one. Okay. What? Orangutan finger strength. Yeah.

Okay. What? Orangutan, finger strength. Yeah. Orangutan's fingers are as strong as an average man's whole forearm muscles. Well, unless you're talking about that. Shit. Look it up.

I believe it. I believe it, man. They're strong. Well, I'm telling you. Finger strength of an orangutan is the same as a regular man's whole arm. He was not letting go. He was not. If he had a hold, you'd be trying to fucking hit him as hard

as you could. I just couldn't believe the speed. The way he grabbed him. Oh, he just grabbed him and then he was in control. Yeah, he said, fuck you. He was completely in control of that guy. The guy was fucking screaming like a little baby. Yeah. Did he hit him back or anything? His friend did, or whoever it was.

Zookeeper. I don't know who the fuck the other guy was Saved his fucking toes You'd feel real bad about trying to not go to an orangutan Yeah, because he's not doing anything wrong I wouldn't hit an orangutan Or a monkey or gorilla I'd fucking hit a shark Bad

Oh, you'd have to hit the fucking orangutan If he's trying to eat your foot Yeah, you'd have to punch him I would delicately make him release Yeah, you'd have to punch him. You'd have to hit him as hard as you can. I would delicately make him release it. Were you going to talk to him or sing to him or something? I might try singing to him. They like music.

If he was beating your toes off, Ricky, you wouldn't be singing to him. I don't know about that. The guy deserved it. He maybe should have lost it all. Man, what a stupid fucking idiot he shouldn't well first of all

the orangutan shouldn't be in a cage and he's in there so he's already crazy and pissed off got any more of this yep how many bags

you got so we've met sneak hung out with him yeah did you fucking know that he has a a goddamn professional blunt ruler that he pays like 40 to 50 grand a year? Yeah.

We met him. Why the fuck isn't it me? We met the guy. He was with him. He was rolling dope. Hello? No kidding. Fuck.

What, do you want to replace the guy? Want to take away his job? Maybe I could partner with him or something. I'm just jealous. What a fucking dream job. Traveling around the world with Snoop and rolled joints all fucking day. That would be awesome. Did you know that he smokes 81 blunts a day?

81? Yep. That's a lot. That's a lot. We've got to ask. That's more than me. We've got to ask him. so how many is that an hour? How many hours are you awake?

Do you want to go with 18? No, he's probably not awake. 14? Let's say 14. Okay. 14. 81 divided by 14. Is what?

It's not that much. 81. It's not that much. He. It's not that much. He's only. Are you fucking kidding me? 81 divided by 14. Okay. This, how many do you think?

14. That's not a lot. It's like four and a half. 5.7. 5.7 blunts an hour. So that's a blunt every 10 minutes. All fucking day. Think about that.

While having a shower, you'd have to include that. While eating, that's just an average. Like, he's got a... And a blunt would last... Ten minutes. He's basically putting one out

and lighting another one up. Which he was doing when he was here. What do you mean it's not much? That's a fucking Snoop Dogg-sized blunt every ten minutes

the whole time you're awake. See, I love him. I love him. You know what? I drink more than 81 drinks a day, I think. I didn't have him never count it, but just by that. I don't know, man. That's a lot.

You don't do 81 ounces. Maybe a 66er every day. There's been days. Well, what a dream job. It even says it right on his resume. Black ruler. He's been days. Well, what a dream job. It even says it right on his resume. Black ruler. He's fucking good. Seth Rogen vouched for him.

Said, man, this guy, he's a scientist. He can do it. Yeah. Fucking jealous. Wow, man. It's quite a job. Did you hear about that median woman? She was an interdimensional medium, and she was actually speaking to aliens.

Here we go. She was speaking to alien language, bubs. You believe in all this stuff, right? It was live on TV. Oh, it must be true then. The what? Was it real? I'm not saying it's true or not.

I'm saying right now I'm baked, and I'm very fascinated by this, bubs. I'm trying to figure out the language. Like, there's a video here, right? But she's Spanish, so I don't know if she's speaking Spanish or alien. It's tough. Let me hear her. Okay, fuck. It's not alien. I know.

No kidding. No? Is that the alien? No, that's not the alien. See, I don't know, man. I want to hear. Okay. No. She'd be going like, beep't know, man. I want to hear... Okay. No.

She'd be going like, beep, beep, beep. Well, let's hear her beeping and clicking. I know a bit of alien. I'll tell you. You don't know any... Okay. I can't do it. Get this the fuck off. Man, butch. Hit mute. Jesus. Get off! Man, Bubs. Hit mute. Jesus.

That was fascinating, Julian. Just sayin'. A lady speakin' Spanish. No, but she actually was getting the fuckin' language into her brain somehow and then sayin' what the thing was sayin'. Well, that's like same as people speakin' in tongues. Interdimensional, Bubs.

There's no interdimensional anything going on. It's just a crazy person. I believe in aliens, but I don't believe a human can just all of a sudden speak alien. I know a couple of words. Okay, what are they? I know a couple of words that all we can speak. Okay. What's okay? What are they? I know a couple words that tall whites speak. What are they? Okay. Chinchilla! Gah! What's that mean?

That's hello in tall white. It's like, it sounds like you were yelling at me, man. I was. They were very aggressive when they say hello, according to Charles Hall. He had a lot of time with the Tall Whites. How long did he spend with them? Months. He had conversations with them. Bullfuck.

He did. Charles White, he worked at a secret base. And there were Tall Whites there and he got to know a bunch of them. You know they go into Las Vegas? They put clothes on them. They take them in. What do they do? Once you know what they look like, they're very human-like,

but once you know what they look like, you can spot them, apparently, in Vegas. They love all the lights and stuff. They're tall with very, very pale skin, but their legs bend backwards the wrong way. Just a tiny bit. A tiny bit. That's not happening. It's true.

Bull fucking shit. I blocked it. What happened? Why isn't there videos of them? Why aren't people, like, grabbing them and saying, come with me, dude? They're not. We're getting drunk and we're going to do some videos here with you. They're not photographic.

Are they photographic? Photogenic? What does that mean? You got a good memory? No, Ricky, you don't have a photogenic memory. That means your memory takes nice pictures. Oh, look how nice his memory looks on camera. I'm not good with words sometimes, okay?

Dimensional, man. but tall whites i'm dimensional enter oh tall whites okay so there's tall whites all over the place like to go no there's just tall whites down in that base outside it's not area 51 it's a little north in the mountains area 61 you watch the documentary on Charles Hall. Either he's a great actor, which I don't believe that, or he's completely nuts because everything he's saying, he believes it. And it seems very... And where do you watch this documentary? It's on the YouTube.

Okay. Charles Hall's name is. I'm going to watch that. It's about an hour and a half long And it's just him giving a talk And he fucking describes them Right down to their fucking fingernails Really It's all whites

Do you want to know who got born On June the 17th Barry Manilow He used to like to listen to his music while you were kissing the girls. Yeah. Julian Lopper. Me?

Barry Manilow? What's a Barry Manilow tune? I'm sure I know. Copacabana? Oh, yeah. Julian used to dance around his trailer at the Copa.

There's been some drunken nights listening to Copacabana. Women love that tune, man. Joe Piscopo. Joe Piscopo. Bobby Fairley. We know him.

He's a fucking good dude. Happy birthday to the Bobster. Happy birthday. Gives a wonderful massage from what I hear. Yeah. Greg Kinnear, Julian? What? Why me?

I didn't know if you knew him. I don't, man. No, he's an actor. Venus Williams, you definitely know her. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Venus Flytrap, remember him? Yeah, he's dead. And Kendrick Lamar.

He's not dead. Oh, Johnny is. Johnny Fever is. Let's put on some Barry Manilow, boys, and feast it. Want some Barry Manilow? Let's go out on some Barry Manilow. If I can figure this out. I'll give you some more clues.

Give me some more clues, man. Mandy, Daybreak, I Write the Songs. I guess that's one. I don't know how it goes. I write the songs that make the whole world cry. I write the songs, I write the songs. Barry, fucking man along. Is he sexy?

I forget. Not the sexiest, but he's no... I mean, back when he was at his, you know, at his peak, he was a pretty handsome fella. He looked a little bit like, um... Little bit like one of the Bee Gees. Same type of hair. Oh, yeah, I know.

One of the fucking Bee Gees. One of the Gibb brothers? Huh? No, man, he didn't look like one of the fucking Bee Gees. Barry Manilow did a little bit. He had the same hair as Maurice. He looked like a bit of a squirrel, didn't he? He kind of looked like Reba McIntyre, Berber Streisand, fucking, I got to throw a dude in there.

Patrick Swayze. He teed off on all of them? No, man. He didn't tee off on Patrick Swayze combo. He teed off on all of them? No, man. He didn't tee off on Patrick Swayze. Even Mac I'm tired. He might have. Maybe. I didn't know what you were talking about.

Scott Bale might have been in the mix there. Doing some downhill skiing in between Barry Manilow and Patrick Swayze. This is Barry Manilow? Patrick Swayze? This is Barry Manilow? This must be a remake. This sounds weird, doesn't it? This is not what I was expecting. I've never heard of this one.

What is it called? It's got a nice beat, nice rhythm. This is, uh... It's not what I thought it was. This is more like Kitten Flag. Or MC Hammer. It's Copacabana, man. No, this isn't the original. Oh, it's at the Copa.

Yeah, but that's just a fucking remix. All right, is that it? No, put on the real one. Let's gloat on the real Copacabana. We're going to gloat on this one, man. It's time to go. That's it. Show girl.

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