Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 4 - Niagara Falls F**kery... Live!

Episode Date: June 19, 2023

The Boys go live in front of a wild audience at Niagara Falls Comic Con! They've got songs, f**ked Falls facts, a visit from Conky and... a horse auction?! Plus: Is Julian gonna show us his tits?

Oh What are you guys doing up here, well, this is pretty awesome, holy fuck all right right on thank you We got a photo look at this offer of Look at this. A full of chips. What is this? Shopping cart full of chips? Yes, sir. Right on. Yes, sir-y Bob. All right. Not the fuck, dude.

All right. I need to turn it on. How's everybody doing tonight? That was pretty awesome. All right. Well, I hope everybody's fucking right on her, because we are. I don't know. Buzz, Buzz, what is this?

What? Howler Ed Monkey Spear. What the fuck is this? What is it? Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey with a... Who took a snap off it? It's got banana flavor in it. Take a dirty...

Let me take a dirty snap off it. Sniff out of that. All right, yeah, I kind of brought my own booze. flavor in it. Take a dirty... Let me take a dirty snap off her. Alright, yeah, I kind of brought my own booze. I didn't think there'd be booze here. Love you too. Boys, that's pretty good. Is it? Take a snap off that. There you go, Julian. Take a snap off her,

Julian. I'm not a banana guy, but... Jesus. That was a good. Take a snap off that. Howler head. There you go, Julian. Take a snap off her, Julian. I'm not a banana guy, but... Jesus. That was a good snap. Fuck you. Who's fucking grumpy? I'm pretty fucking... I'm pretty happy right now. Grumpy, poppy. Actually, that's just pretty good.

You know what? I don't know if I like this light. I'm just... Put that there. All right, enough of the patrick swayze okay what the what the is this jesus christ that's a little creepy whatever the that is okay all right keep it up yeah i'm gonna keep dancing blah blah oh you look just as I don't look a fucking thing like Patrick Swayze yeah wow it's getting fucking rowdy here on a Saturday night this is nice yeah you know this is right boys it's a sucker this big mouth motherfucker keep calling me.

What do you got in your sign? Hold him up. Fuck off. He saw my cock. I've gone off. Oh, Jesus Christ. Randy saw his cock. Very nice. That's a shocker. And I have it on video. Julian, you know who that is you're dealing with.

What kind of drugs are you on right now? Oh, okay. All right. All right, sit the fuck down. Julian, you know who that is you're dealing with. What kind of drugs are you on right now? Okay, all right. All right, sit the fuck down. Julian, you know who that is, right? No. They call him Johnny Rubber Nuts. What?

Yes, his nuts are like rubber. Great handle. Don't even want to know. Sorry, Matt, I didn't know you had rubber nuts. That happens. That's why he's yapping his lips off all the time. He feels insecure about his rubber nuts. How many rubber nuts? We've done, how many of these fucking things have we done?

Like maybe 10? About 700. Oh, Ricky, we've done about 700 podcasts. Anyway, hands fucking down. This has been the craziest response we've ever had at one of these Fan Expo Comic Con. Thank you. Fucking insane.

I'm still shocked, so thank you very much. Okay, so for the first thing we're gonna do, Julian's gonna take his shirt off and oil up his tits. Oh, man! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Show us your tits! What in the fuck? So if you guys can just start the chant, Show us your tits! Show us your tits! Show us your tits! Show us your tits! Show us your tits! All right Show us your tits! Julian? Show us your tits!

Alright, Julian? Just a second, alright. Show us your tits! Wow, this is a whole different show. Hey! What do you mean, show us your tits? Buddy, who's... Johnny Rubber Nuts.

No, I'm not gonna show you my tits. That's Johnny Rubber Nuts. Rubber Nuts, hang... I'm from Tibet, I travel a thousand kilometers. Let's see some tits. How do you say no to that? Let's see some fucking tits. Just a quick flag.

You know what? Can we not have built up to this? This could have been like the ending. I want to see your tits. Welcome to Niagara, boy! Thank you. It's great to be here Okay Johnny Rubber Nuts Just settle down there Johnny Rubber Nuts

You might see some tits before the end of this I know you're hurt as a rock And I will get his tits out before the end of the show That'll be the climax of the show Julian's tits I guess Julian's greased up, beautiful tits. Will, come out. What the fuck are you guys doing up here?

I guess we got some VIP fucking stage people here. We should find out what their deal is, no? Yeah, we should interview these people. Okay, what is your name? My name is Christina. Your name is Christina? That's very nice. What the fuck are you doing up here?

I really wanted to meet you guys. Okay, thank you. Nice to meet you. And what is your name? I'm Cindy. Cindy. Yes. What do you do for fun?

For fun? I'm here watching you guys. Okay. And what's your name, dude? I'm Johnny. Johnny One Knee. Johnny One Knee. Oh, we know you.

What the fuck does that mean? Oh, Johnny One Knee. He sent us all. Oh, we know you. What the fuck does that mean? Oh, Johnny One Knee. He sent us all kinds of drugs on mailbag. He did. How the fuck did you get Johnny One Knee? I did a big dab and took a knee, I guess, and I got the nickname Johnny One Knee. It happens. I've been there.

Did your friends give you that nickname? They gave me that nickname, yeah. Your friends are fucked, brother. Look at Johnny One Knee. Johnny's take, he does a dab, takes a knee. Johnny One Knee. All right. I'll keep going for that.

Yeah, but he's got two knees. Is there any other questions? I got Corey and Trevor nickname, but all right. All right. So are you drunk tonight? Not yet. Are you single? No.

Yes. I am. Oh. I'm not. She is. Come on down. You're the first contestant on the Price is Right. What are we playing, the dating game here? Okay, what kind of qualities do you like in a man?

Strong. Strong? Whoa. As in muscular? Somebody fits that bill. All right, I might have to get my tits out. No. Do you mind if a guy likes to have a drink every now and then?

Or do you update about that? No, I encourage it. You encourage it? Okay, what about mushrooms every now and then? Jesus. I don't know. Never. Okay, she doesn't know.

She didn't say no. What about guys that have been to jail a little bit? Just a couple times. It wasn't their fault She didn't say no. What about guys that have been to jail a little bit? Just a couple times. It wasn't their fault when they went to jail. Oh, so that's no jail guys? Okay. Alright. I've been to jail a few times. I'm sorry. Not that I was the guy, you know.

Awkward. So we, uh... I think we have some fucking fun facts about Niagara Falls. Yeah, fuck, I don't know. Some may or may not be true. I have no idea. A lot of people got fucked up because of these falls, right? Apparently, this is the honeymoon capital of the world.

That's kind of cool. How many people are getting banged tonight? The honeymoon capital of the world. How many people are getting banged tonight in the honeymoon capital of the world? Fuck, dude. Fuck. I wish I was one of them, but probably not. I didn't know the falls were man-made.

Yes, Rick. Rickard. Rickard's right. Some rich guy from South America apparently came here and paid a lot of people to dig them out. Yes. Used to be one level. Someone told me that last night, but I don't think that's probably true. Like, really?

All right, I know that falls are like 12,000 years old. Okay. I don't even know what that fucking means. It's definitely not true. So is your mama. I don't think she's 12,000 years old, but she's probably been with 12,000 men. Sorry, Julie. Okay, I don't know if you...

I'm a person that, you know, I'll totally accept the fact that, okay, your mom gets banged, right? A lot of people are like, I don't want to talk about my mom getting banged, but your mother's getting banged. Are you guys happy when you get banged? Who's happy when they get banged?

I want to see my mom happy, so bang my mom. Don't care. Who here knows that their mother's getting banged what i know i don't know nobody's gonna admit that not like you you don't want them to grow up and be like alone it's get banged go to the nursing home get banged okay here's a jesus what's your name johnny rubberber Nuts. Johnny Rubber Nuts. Zed?

Zed, shut the fuck up. Just for a little while. Thank you. I didn't know that this is an actual true fact that over 5,000 people have gone over the fucking falls. That's... How many? 5,000.

No. No, that's true. There's no way. That is fucking a true fact. That's nuts. How many of them lived? Most recently, recently somebody went over to kayak and a jet ski and they didn't do so well How many of the 5,000 have lived? Okay 5,000 people went over the fucking Falls a lot of them died said

How many how many people have ever thought they're out there looking at it saying I want to go the fuck over those falls How many people? Me! I want to go over tonight I think I can survive it I do Okay, there's a lot of people

Ricky, you can't do it I'm dumb enough that I can survive It has nothing to do with how smart or how simple you are, Rick I won't tense up though, I won't be scared It has nothing to do with how smarter house simple you are Rick. I Won't tense up though. I won't be scared. Yeah, but it doesn't matter if you're tensed up or not You're like way the fuck up there. You're gonna go down. You'll die. I think I'll be good You're gonna hit rocks at the bottom. I'll wear my hockey gear All right, if there's any like He died doing we tried our best believe. You all know that I died happy.

Okay, well, he died happy. Anything else good on there or no? It's just, I don't know, there's a... Can you read that? I can, man. I forcefully have to read this. Okay. I'm not a good reader.

No, there's a jet ski guy in the fucking kayak. They fucking died. Why would you go over the fucking falls on a jet ski well nothing good nothing good's gonna come of that no that means you're in the head until the point he died he was probably a good time but the impact is probably not so great oh jesus did my burst gonna be poking in the corner what the Oh, Jesus. My bird's going to be poking in the corner? What the fuck is going on in this room?

Did you make sure our friends had drinks? Hey, you guys want a drink? You guys okay over there? You guys want a drink? Okay, dig in. Get that shit in you. Do you want some chips? We have chips. You guys want some chips?

Here, catch. Good catch. Fuck, we got chips here. Who else wants chips? 21-0. We got a whole fucking shot there. Holy fuck, we've got chips, you guys. We've got lots of chips. Here we go.

Throw the fucking cart! Send the cart! Fuck, this is fun. No fighting. All right, we got to take some over there, Julian. All right, here we we go two at once. Nice. Does anybody want a horse? Alright let's start the bidding at 50 bucks. Who's got 50 bucks? 50 bucks. Let's hear 60. $60.

60. 70 bucks. Who's got 70 bucks? What's with the horn? 70. All right. 200. We got 200.

200 bucks. We got 210. 220. 220. We got 220. All right. How much? 250. 220. Alright. How much? 250?

250? Alright, we'll sign this fucking horse. For how much? 250? Anybody got like 250 cash? I've had this thing for 30 years. Bullshit. You bought that fucking thing today. So full of shit. Shut up, man. You're greasy, Julian. How much is that? All right, no, seriously. I'll give this up for $250 right now if anybody wants to take it.

Cash. How much? You're not going to do better than that. It's a fucking... How much? You're not going to do better than that. It's a fucking... No, I'm saying, yeah, let's go. So crazy. Someone come up here with like... That's worth about four bucks. You know what?

Even if you had 400 bucks, I'd tell you to go fuck yourself. Just in principle. Put those tits away. You know what? I love money, but I hate dickheads. Alright, as soon as you guys get the money together, come on up. Alright, perfect, perfect. Deal. Fucking Julian.

Let's give it a round of applause for her. It's her birthday. I guess it's a good souvenir, but it's fucked. Awesome. Sign it! Sign it! souvenir but it's fucked you gotta sign the fucking thing all right who's got a pet he's got a marker you might want to take the $6.99 price tag off of this stop that man don't be saying shit like that well you couldn't take that off first that was really stupid and just so everybody's aware 30 years And just so everybody's aware, just so everybody's aware,

all the money goes to a charity called the Julian Fund. It's going to go to a great charity. No, I don't do happy birthday singing. I won't for 50 bucks, though. You got any more money? Totally. What a beautiful horse.

What are you going to name it? Francesco. Francesco. Are you really going to deny her a happy birthday? Sing it, Ricky. Bubbles can sing. I'll help Bubbles sing, but I'm not a good singer. Bubbles can sing. I'll help Bubbles sing, but I'm not singing by myself. Okay, what's your name? I suck. Dakota. Here's Francesco.

Thank you very much. Francesco. I just gave it up for Dakota. Bubbs, do a happy birthday. Happy birthday. Is it Francesca's? It's her birthday. Happy birthday. Thank you. Bubs? Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Francesca. Francesca, fuck. Happy birthday to you. Right on. There you go. Thank you.

That was awesome. All right. You done with the grease? I don't know. Does anybody want to buy a mug? Fuck. All right. Back to the show.

Thank you, everybody. Is that a bowling trophy? What the fuck is the deal there now? Actually, my dad won this back in 1965. I was there. It was the last time I saw him. You were there? Yeah.

1965? It was the last time I saw my dad. It was at a bowling tournament. He did win this. How old are you? I was pissed off and tore the little badge thing on there. But I will sell this tonight. you gonna sign it I can't sell that I will sign it though all right ten bucks 40 oh my fuck I can't boys time I got to get rid of a trophy.

He can't fucking help. What the fuck? How much? 50. We got 60 over here, man. Let's go on backwards. Okay, seriously? 75.

Who's got 75? Who said what? Not cool, bubs. How much? 75. How much? 75. How much? 100 bucks, let's do it. Not cool.

Not fucking cool. Get here, Jules. Fucking dirty dancing. Bubs, what the fuck is that doing out? Oh, my Julian My handsome Julian Not a good time for this, Bob. Here, sign this.

Bob? You got it. Just one second. Wait over here, sir. I'm going to get to you in one second. Give me the fucking marker. Old house and dirty dancing. Bob's, not cool.

Bob's. Put the fucking marker away. All right, Bob, sign this fucking thing, I guess. What? The grease man. Sign the fucking trophy. I already signed it. All right, here. Thanks, brother the fucking trophy. I already signed it. Alright, here.

Thanks, brother. He's so happy. Thank you. Fuck, I love this place. Get over here, brother. He's such a muscular man. Do you like bananas? I love bananas. Alright, here we go.

I bet you fucking love bananas. That's a fucking good drink right there. I guess you have to keep the measuring cup too. Nice. Awesome. He says I love bananas. I bet you fucking do, you whack job. Cheers, man.

A little what? I bet you fucking loves bananas. I'm having a fun night here tonight. This is awesome. Fuck I love it here. I bet he loves bananas. You're a fucking asshole, Conky. Jesus, Murphy, don't fuck yourself. I love it when I'm feeling really fucked up

and then I meet someone who's more fucked up than me. I'm like, oh, okay, I'm good. There's been a few people like that tonight. That's great. This is awesome. Hey, Ricky, why don't you take a big lick of my wooden knob? Corky. How would you like me to fucking end you?

Why don't you try it, Ricky? Fuck it. Why don't you try it? You know what would be awesome? To see this little motherfucker go over the falls. That's what I want to see. I want to see 5,001. I'll go over the falls any fucking day of the week.

I don't need oxygen to live, you fucking idiots. No, you're too much of a pussy. I can survive a trip over the falls. That's what's fire! Good idea. No, you're too much of a pussy. I can survive a trip over the falls. Why don't you lick my fucking wooden nuts? All right. I didn't know this.

Did you know this? Annie Taylor, queen of the mist, the school fucking teacher from Bay City, Michigan, was the first person to travel over the falls in a barrel. October 24th, 1901. She was 63. That's fucking awesome. Ballsy. I like it.

RICKY PIGGYMANN- Wow. And she was hot, too. RICKY PIGGYMANN- I don't have those kind of balls. Beautiful woman. Do you, Conky? You little pussy? CONKY PIGGYMANN- I'll go over the falls any fucking time you want, Ricky.

You fucking dickweed. RICKY PIGGYMANN- I'll see you there in an hour, motherfucker. CONKY PIGGYMANN- Actually, you know what I'd like to do? I'd like to go over the falls while I'm banging your mother from behind. Jesus Christ. Conky. Do you even have one of those things?

Yeah, no shit. I want to. All right, Puffs, listen., you gotta put that fucking thing away. Please, don't fucking ruin my night. I'm having a good night. Saturday night in fucking Niagara Falls. Do not ruin it, please. I am not in charge of him or what he says. I plan on not sleeping tonight, so don't ruin it for me. Yeah. Oh, my Julian.

My handsome Julian. Patrick Sweet. You guys know how many times I've heard this? It's fucking ridiculous. In Roadhouse, I and fucking dirty dancing. I mean, the really weird part is that we know that Conky can't really talk, so we know it's you. He's a fucking man they call Revy.

There we go. That's what it's called. Fuck. Hey, Ricky. Hey, Ricky, I won't tell anyone you got splinters in your lips if you don't tell them I got a wooden cock! I was having such a good fucking weekend until you showed up. Stop it!

Buzz, if you're going to do some singing, why don't you take the fucking puppet off your hand. Yeah. Get a fucking guitar. People like the happy birthday, man. And play some songs. Is Bubbles going to sing tonight? We don't have any. I'm sure we can find you some.

We can find you a fucking guitar if you want to, man. You're not going to fucking sing in Niagara Falls on Saturday night. What the fuck? Bubbles, every Saturday night we drunk, and you sing songs. It doesn't matter where you're at. You've got to do it.

Pretend you're back in Sunnyvale. All right, what are we going to do here? Oh, fuck. What are we... Oh, here we go. Wow, these people don't fuck around. Who's this fucking... This guy looks like a hardcore musician

he's trying to hide but that is the fucking seven string guitar right there seven Ricky the six strings five oh we good it's not really making much noise but yeah they can hear it bubs right semblance semblance alright alright alright this is gonna make the night no it's not this is gonna pump me up and i'm gonna party all night what are you thinking Oh, here we go.

Oh, look at this guy. This is what happens every time. Here we go. All right. This is brand new. Okay, this is one of the shit rockers right here. Oh, yeah, look at this guy. That's a nice fucking chair.

I got it. I haven't seen hair like that since... Since Ricky. Since Ricky. This is fucking... Okay, this guy right here, his name's Waylon. I have a band called Bubbles and the Shitroggers. His name's Waylon.

I have a band called Bubbles and the Shitrockers. Are you going to tell people what's happening with that? This is one of the shitrockers right here. His name's Waylon. And what's happening with that? Oh, we're making a movie. That's right. We're making a movie about Bubbles and the Shitrockers, and we're going to Yurt with Billy Bob Thornton.

Yes. Oh, yeah. Would have been nice if you sat over here with me, but that's fine. I kind of like it. Bookends. Okay, do you want to play a couple songs, a couple Shit Rocker songs? Yeah. Do you know how to play? Nope, not yet.

Do you know how to play? Nope, not yet. Um, I gotta think, just wait, I gotta think how one goes. I do, I do, I do need some. Yeah, smoke, smoke them if you got them. Give the bass player a drink. What the fuck was that? Someone can stand to give me a drink.

They want you to give me a drink. I heard it from the other guy. Okay, you want to hear a shit rocker song? Yes. That nobody's ever heard this one before. Oh, yeah. This is good. Nice. Okay, this is going to be in the movie.

This song I wrote called Drinking with the Angels. Okay, this is about an old drunk that lived in the trailer park. And he killed a bunch of people Jesus While they were in church Oh no, he was drunk and he drove his truck through the church one Sunday morning And went over all, he drove over all the prisoners That's fucking awful Yeah, I know

True story or no? Oh yeah, it's a true story Fuck Waylon, are you ready over there? Yeah. He gave thumbs up. I think he comes in on the beat, doesn't he? Yeah.

Okay, that's the song called Drinking With The Angels. Nice. A one, two, a one, two, three. Old Cooper Key, he never knew me He was a legend of a liquor He would put up a party Just to start a day with the real party Working at the mine, liquor up my mind Shooting off to all the other workers

See what's up with this bar Get back on the spot by early Break the 15 kills On the wings of a dove If I could get the angels out of heaven to bless Oh, Sally Lou had an elevator shoe And she could hardly find a fancy liquor. She would speak into the dance, drink and piss her pants.

She dressed the real thing. She pissed her pants. She caught Scooter's eye, ordered some rye. By the morning, they decided to get married. by the morning they decided to get married. So they jumped in Scorcher's truck after they'd flopped in an old box store. I was a-prangin' with the angels on a winter of a-dirt.

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preaching healing. I've been looking at angels on the wings of a dove. Looking at angels down in heaven above Angels I'm in heaven above Nice! That was fucking great, man. Yes, sir. So sad. Nice job.

Sad. Waylon? Liquor and whores! The rest of the cares. You ever done... Yeah, what are you thinking? What? You ever done liquor and whores in Niagara Falls?

Oh, no, I'm not playing... I don't play that song anymore. It's not... It's not. It's not, apparently it's not politicianally correct anymore, but. Maybe we could, maybe we could play, maybe we could play a song about kitties. Who likes kitties in here?

Fuck yeah! That'd be good. Waylon, you wanna do a kitty song song? I love kiddies, yeah. Yeah? OK, this is a song. Let's do another shit rocker song here. This is a song called, Kiddies Are So Nice. Nice.

Sing it if you know it. Here we go. Are we singing? One, two, a one, two, I want to drink. These are so nice These are so nice Get them down In the mouth And put a belly fight These

These These are so nice Katie's I so love I found Daisy in a storm drain Covered in liquor and glue I took her home and I cleaned her off With Katie's shampoo Katie's like the simple life and a cleaner off the kitty shampoo. Kitties like to sleep a lot.

They don't do much of anything. Every kitty I ever met likes to fuck with string. Kitties are so nice. Kitties are so nice. Kitties are so nice. Get them down to the mountain. Get them down to the valley side. Kitties, kitties, kitties are so nice Every day I thank the Lord

And baby Jesus well Helping me turn my head And get me to the cat hotel Turn my head and get some D-Cat hotel. Come on, man. You are so nice. You are so nice. I'm just... kitties are so nice That was fucking awesome, bud. Well done. Fuck, I love kitties.

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Good job, Herodlon. Thank you, Waylon.. . My God, the hair on him. . . Thank you. Right on. That was very nice. I don't know. I'm kind of jealous. He has pretty good hair.

. Why don't you pour a little more there, bud? All right.. Why don't you pour a little more there, bud? Alright. Hey, hey, hey! Save some for me, man! What the fuck? Just a sec. No, you're not taking all of it, bud.

What the fuck? I need some. I don't need some, I would like some. That's the difference. It's a big difference. You still trying to pretend you're not an alcoholic? No, man. I have a few drinks every now and... Well, you know.

You have a drinking hour every day of your life. Yeah, but do you ever see me lay he drunk? Ever? No, but... Never? No, but it's still... Unless... Okay, Swish.

You guys have Swish out here? Yeah. Do you guys have Swish? That shit will fuck you up, man. Won't it? You know it. It does. Can we turn up some house lights?

I just want to get a picture. All right, do it. I want to get a picture. Nice. Can we do it? Yeah, look at this. Oh, yes. This is so fucking awesome.

Thank you so much, everybody. All right, everybody, give the double whammies. Let's get a good picture. There we go. Everybody, give me the double whammies. Let's get a good picture. There we go. Everybody give me the double whammies. Here we go. One, two, three. Boom.

Actually, on the count of three, I want to hear a, fuck you. One, two, three. Fuck you. That was fucking awesome. What a beautiful sea of whammies I just saw there. That was way better than the falls. It was like a sea of double whammies. Getting, like, artistic here.

What? Shut the... Jesus Christ, man. Like, stop talking about my tits, please. You're going to give me fucking nightmares. Go fight the virus in get back and shut up. Just shut the fuck up. All right, Julian's snapping.

I like it. All right, I got to get out of here. Uh-oh, uh-oh. What the fuck? Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Nice. You know what?

Randy's taking care of business. This is the first song in my life that I've ever missed Randy. Thank you, man. That was very cool. That was awesome. You should have taken the pants off. Fucking Randy came down and took over

and got rid of him. Okay, before we go do you want to do one more song? you know what, are you going to do it? or are you going to be a pussy? where's Waylon at? yes is Waylon still here?

Waylon and Billy and the boys okay you know what? yeah Billy and the boys. Okay, you know what? Yeah. Okay, so we got some people over on the stage here. Yeah, get the fuck over here. Get them over here and let's do a shot.

Let's do one little shotsy-wotsy. Do you guys drink? Waylon, what do we got? We got tequila. We got tequila. We got monkey burpees. That monkey bourbon's pretty good What else we got? What's that?

Crown Royal? We got Crown Royal I'll do a fucking shot with some Monkey, tequila, crown What are we thinking? We got one tequila We got a monkey to my money is coming out tequila there's the monkey there's tequila this

is fucking awesome are these single shots or triples or what do you think that these are dessert two seconds boy somebody pour a shot? That's a fucking bus. What are you talking about? All right, just like we need to do the shot first. All right Are you do a shot shot? I don't do that drink. Well, it's chug All right, he's gonna chug Chug fucking face yourself motherfucker Chug. I don't have a fucking shot. You gotta pace yourself, motherfucker.

Alright, you doing a shot? Ricky's gonna do a shot of monkey. One, two, one, two, three, shoot. You ready? Alright, just a sec. Thank you guys for coming up here. I gotta cheers you guys. Where the fuck is my shot? Cheers. Here we go.

Very good. Where in the fuck is my shot? Donkey took it. You want a shot, Bubs? Of course I want a shot. Fuck. You stupid bastard. Oh, my God.

Thanks, you guys. Where's the tequila? So I don't get one. Holy fucking Bubs, where the fuck did the tequila go? That was not great. Jesus Christ. I broke all my rules. I do not like banana.

Just give me a shot of liquor. Here, some tequila, my buddy. Try this. You'll love it. Okay. How much? Oh, that's more than a shot, Julian. That's about a drop.

He's been pouring like triple shots. That's about a half a fucking pint. They did great. You're good. Nice. Sweet mother of God. Niagara Falls on a Saturday night. Damn right.

It's going to fucking get interesting today. We may not make the show tomorrow. We'll be there tomorrow. I may not be there. Okay, this is... I don't normally sing this song anymore, but this was by request. Nice.

And this is for our stage people who, you know, are graciously up here with us tonight. They requested this. So this is a song that I wrote and I sing it back home at the Legion sometimes. And we need everybody to sing the chorus when it comes around. This is a song called Liquor and Whores. I'm liquor and whores, liquor and whores. Secrets and dope and mustard and bologna

Liquor and dope Well I was down Drinking at the Legion I met a girl She was nice She was pretty and pleasing She said, hey boy, we should do some marrying I said, sure, but before we do There's something that you should know. I like liquor and whore.

Liquor and whore. Secrets and dope and mustard and bologna. Liquor and whore. Doodly-doo- dood and dood. Julian, do a tit solo. Come on, man. It's for charity. Come on, Julian.

Get your tits out and muscle them around. A doodly dood and dood and dood. Just get your tits out and oil them up. Oil your tits. And then one night, down at the Legion. Rick's going to take his tit out. Down at the Legion She walked in I was drunk on gin And I was dancing on gin I don't do that

And I was dancing with a lady friend Julian Paul! My wife said, hey boy I said, hey boy, Julian better get his tits out. Maybe for a thousand bucks. But I said no, because of five little tits that Julian pulled out of his big black shirt. Take your shirt off! And I love Julian Stitt.

Don't do this to me, buddy. Julian Stitt. Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna. Julian Stitt. Let's hear it, everybody! Julian Stitt. Bologna, Julian's Dicks. Let's hear you, everybody. A Julian's Dicks. Julian's Dicks. All right, this is getting really fucked up. Like, big time.

Secret and dope and mustard and bologna. Julian's Dicks. You can do better than that. Let's hear you. That's it right now. A Julian's hear it. That's it right now. A Julian Stitts. A Julian Stitts. I love a fuck, you guys.

A Julian Stitts. One more time. A Julian Stitts. A Julian Stitts. Sounds nice, you guys. I'm a Julian Spence. Julian Spence. Sounds nice, you guys. Dope and mustard and bologna. Julian Spence.

I like Julian Spence. I'm about to get drunk right now. Julian Spence. Here we go. Secret Santa. Toast. Monster. And a lonely. And Julius. Tim.

Julius Tim. is 10 Julian's 10 Thank you everybody Thank you so much Thank you guys Thank you Niagara Falls You guys have a fucking good night. Teksting av Nicolai Winther Thank you.