Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 4 - Our Guest Smells of Pickles

Episode Date: August 26, 2015

Bubbles has booked his first guest – it's not Rocky Balboa, but Ricky's still spoiling for a fight! The boys also discuss the benefits of keeping a woolly mammoth, and the difference between Greece and Grease! Episode Four is brought to you by Amsterdam Boneshaker 7.1% India Pale Ale!  

Hey boys, we're fucking rolling here. Yeah, we are rolling. And I'm going to tell you right now that I'm fucked up again because this podcast is not happening. So I got fucked up this time. No, it is happening. It is happening. But I would like to just announce it. Hey, welcome to the podcast. Okay, just, it is happening. It is happening. But I would like to just announce it. Hey!

Welcome to the podcast. Okay, so are we started? Well, we are now. Well, then I'm about to end it, because I said last time that I wasn't doing any more fucking podcasts unless we had a guest. We've got a guest. Where's the guest? We're bringing him out. Later, we booked a guest.

You seriously have a fucking guest? I promise you there's a guest coming on today. This is crazy. Well I wouldn't have got all fucked up if I'd known that. Does he smoke? Because I did save half of Joy actually. Yeah he smokes. I can't get too fucked up because last week people were actually calling me names over

that song. What? I thought the song wasn't that bad. What is the song again? The fucking song was singing about islands in the song wasn't that bad. What is the song again? The fucking song I was singing about islands in the tropics and they're fucking chickens.

How'd it go? It doesn't matter. I'm not saying the English people, one guy actually called me retarded which is not even a nice word

to be saying these days. That's what he called me. The song went a loo-lee, loo-lee, loo-lee chicken. I think it's kind of catchy. I've been singing it

all fucking week, Ricky. I think it's very catchy. It's been driving me fucking nuts. If this is happening, will this work? I'm going to have to put on a blinder folder. What are you doing? What are you doing that for?

See, Ricky, everybody can't see this. Again, the people at swearingit.com are watching it. Some people are only listening. And they don't know that you just put a fucking blindfold on. It's not blind or a folder. Well I can't see it either now so there, we're even. So what, so give me the logic to this now. You just put a blindfold on because you don't want to get too fucked up.

Right, if I can't see it, I can't smoke it and I can't drink it, right? So I'm going to try to not get too fucked up. So you can't drink something if you can't see it? Well how would you? Ricky, you're not, you just found't drink something if you can't see it? Well, how good are you? Ricky, you just found it. And now you're having a drink? Well, that was luck. But, Ricky, just get fucked up. Who's sponsoring us this week?

Ricky. Ricky. What? I dipped my bird in that. Great. So now I can't drink that anymore. I dipped my bird right in your drink. Who's sponsoring us this week?

It better not be those fucking crazy beer people, Yan. It is. Bone Shaker. Bone Shaker. Boys, I can't drink any more of that shit. It fucks me, especially when it's combined with honey oil and other things. Here, I'm going to have a Bone Shaker. You got an opener, Ricky?

Can you open that Bone Shaker for me? Bone Shaker? Left. Right. Go to the right. Left. Unfiltered India Pale Ale. What's this?

No, no, that's a joint. Go to the left. Right there. There we go. A proud sponsor of our podcast, Bone Shaker. 7.1% alcohol. Here, Ricky. Where is it? Here. That's my bird you're holding. No, it's not. It's too big and cold.

What? What? Well, this is a lot harder to do with the blinder folder on. It's a blindfold, Ricky. There, you got her, Rick. We got her. Watch. Watch.

Gives him a little shake every time. Always gives him a shake. Always gives his bones a little shake. Okay, so we're not going to get too fucked up here today. We have a guest, which is pretty fucking awesome. But I'm still just confused. So you put the blindfold on so you not gonna get too fucked up here today. We have a guest, which is pretty fucking awesome. But I'm still just confused. So you put the blindfold on so you can't get too fucked up, because you can't drink what you can't see,

but now you're drinking with a blindfold on. But really, my mind's not believing that I'm drinking because I can't see it. So I won't get drunk. And I can't smoke because I can't fucking see anything to do with smoke things right now. So if you can't see the beer you're drinking, your brain won't let you get drunk. Right. Seeing is believing, baby. You know what?

You're going to drink an entire two-four then today, Ricky. We'll be with you the entire time. You're not going to get drunk. Ricky, you're going to get drunk. You're going to be fucked up, man. You can't tell your brain to not let you get drunk. Depends. It still goes in your bloodstream, man.

You're gonna get drunk. Ricky. Can you just take the fucking blindfold off? Then I'd get high, though, wouldn't I? I'm wasted. And then I'd be dumb and people would be calling me names again over fucking chicken songs. But, Ricky! What? You're sitting here with a blindfold on.

You already look dumb. Fuck, I never thought of that. So people are seeing this too, not just fucking listening to it. If you're at swearingat.com, you can see this right now. Now I don't know whether to take it off or leave the fucking thing on.

You kind of look like a superhero. You know what? I'm gonna leave it on because I want the fucking first guest to be a surprise. Oh, is that right? It better be somebody f- Is he cool? Uh, no. Is he fucking famous? Yeah, you can say that.

Part of him is. Part of him is. Alright. Okay, we'd like to welcome our first guest ever... This is awesome. ...to the Trailer Park Boys podcast. I am fucking excited. Randy! What?

Get in here, bud. What are you talking about? Please welcome... Hey, guys. Oh, my fuck. Are you... No. How's it going?

Where is he? Ricky. Ricky. Ricky, what the frick are you doing? Randy, you can't sit over there. What do you think this microphone in the seat's for? The block in the fucking... He's not a fucking guest. He's a fucking idiot. Get the frick off, Ricky. Randy, don't't sit over there. What do you think this microphone in the seat's for? He's not a fucking guest, he's a fucking idiot! Frick off, Ricky.

Randy, don't fuck around with me right now. Boys! I'm not doing this with fucking Randy! Ricky, just relax. I said guest, I thought you were gonna be a fucking hockey player, a music person, a fucking actor. I'm a guest! Dick! Bubbles said that he was gonna give me two double cheeseburger combos.

Fuck's sakes, now I have to get fucked up to deal with this idiot. Bubbles said that he was going to give me two double cheeseburger combos. Fuck's sakes. Now I have to get fucked up to deal with this idiot. Upsized because I like upsized. What the frig are you being such a jerk for, Ricky? I thought we were going to get someone fucking cool, like a real guest, not a fucking idiot. Dumbass jerk dick. Well, I'm not going to do this either, Bubbles. He's going to be a dick. Boys, can you just fucking relax? All we got to do this either, Bubbles. He's going to be a dick. Boys, can you just fucking relax?

All we got to do is sit here and talk. All right, Randy, but if you fuck around in any way, you eat any of my shit, you drink any of my shit, you smoke any of my shit, we're fucking fighting. That's all I'm telling you. Frick off, Ricky. Okay, so, Randy, we got you here. So you're going to have to talk about something interesting. No problem, Bubbles. Would you freak off, Ricky?

Randy, do not fucking touch me. Ricky, you're smoking a joint. What are you doing? Why don't you switch seats with fucking Randy? Just leave your fucking... Keep your hands to yourself, Randy. Or I'll kick you off this fucking thing as quick as I had you on. Shitty guest. Okay, we're supposed to talk about current events. Can I make something clear first?

Yes, Ricky. When I mean guest, I mean guest, not fucking some dick-ass cheeseburger fucklocker from the trailer park. I think next time I want a real fucking guest. Well, I'll try, Ricky. It's not like I can just fucking phone up, you know. I'm a real friggin' guest, Ricky. like I can just fucking phone up, you know. I'm a real friggin' guest, Ricky. I'm the assistant trailer park supervisor,

Sunnyvale Trailer Park. Been doing it for 15 plus years. And guess what? Nobody gives a fuck. I tried to get Rocky Balboa. See, that was for your fucking guests. Showed us some fucking knockout moves. I did, I did.

I tried to call Sylvester Stallone. What did he say? Oh, I didn't get a hold of him. You can't just call him up. I just got on the internet and, you know, typed in Sylvester Stallone's phone number and one came up, so I dialed it, but I think it was a porno site or something. Because it sounded like Rocky, but he was saying dirty things. Like what? Like, hey, you looking to get banged? Stuff like that, so I assume that was not.

Well, could have been. Who fucking knows? Maybe that's the way he hooks now. Who knows? That's the way he hooks? Ricky, Sylvester Stallone is not a male prostitute. I hate to tell you. I think everyone's a male prostitute for the right price.

I've been a male prostitute. Yeah, we're fucking fully aware of that. Pays good money. I don't even want to think about you being a prostitute, Randy. What? Randy. It's going to Ricky and you... Can he have some of that?

I don't know. Well, I'm the guest. I treat guests with respect. You should use a fucking finger condom if you're going to have any because i don't know where that mouth has been today just use a finger condom you put the fucking joint in deep so you're just you're not touching the actual joint yeah see he knows what a finger condom is i'm not surprised ricky that's good shit no kidding what do you think i'd be smoking terrible shit i was planning getting fucked up because i don't think this podcast was happening but now it is happening and we got an idiot on.

You got any extra that I can have? We can talk about that after, Randy. Right now we're on the big fucking thing that sends us all over the world. Who gives a fuck about you and your drugs? I got some money, but it's back in my trailer. Yeah, what else does fucking do? Randy, you know we're fucking rolling here, do you? I don't know what you're doing.

You're just sitting around here with... We're on camera. Randy, see the camera? People can see you right now. You know what, Randy? Okay, leave him do this. Give him a fucking beer. Well, Ricky... Just chill, though. Give him something, man. This is painful.

Randy? Get high. Get drunk. Maybe you'll be less fucking annoying. This is called Bone Shaker. Bone Shaker? Yeah. You got? Oh, wow. He's driving a bicycle, everybody. Look. I got a bicycle. It's a fucking twist-off, too. I got? Oh wow. He's driving a bicycle everybody. Look.

I got a bicycle. It's a fucking twist off too. I got a... Do you want any more of that bubs? No, just... Twist her off Randy. It's not coming. Ah!

It's not a twist off man. I was just fucking with you. You guys are so stupid. Here you go bud. That probably has a whole different meaning to you, does it, Randy? Cheers, guys. Bone shaker. This is a shitty podcast.

It's boring. We have a boring fucking guest. I guess we could talk about some shit. We're supposed to talk about current events. I thought we were going to ask the guest some questions, but there's no point. Well, let's ask him some questions. Like what? Hey, what do you do for a living?

Okay, I got a question for you, Randy. What gives a fuck? Yeah. What's the most money you've made in one week of hooking while being smoky? Oh, that's hard to say because I spent some of the money on cheeseburgers. Okay, just how much do you think, approximately? I did really good. Like, I probably made about $100.

Wow. I'd say. In a week? No, not in a week. That was like a day. Because it's different days are busier than other days. And that's seven days a week? Thanks, Ricky. Well, you can't. It's too much energy to do it every day of the week and you

don't want to do it if it's storming do you kiss your customers or just get right to it holy that's good boys are you seriously this seriously what we're talking about i don't want to even ask how much money randy's made hooking you know, maybe he can work for us. Why are you so interested? Well, you take a cut, you help him out, get him some customers. So you're going to be Randy's pimp, basically? If the money was good, he's got to be more motivated, though. You know, you have to work seven days a week.

I'm not doing it anymore, Jimmy. Eight hours a day. I don't have to do it anymore now. You basically just said you would be open to being Randy's pimp. For the right buddy, yes. Oh, my God. Can I try? We could start, like, a service or something.

See, we should never have asked him any questions. Now it turned into this shit again. Well, you could ask him a normal fucking question, like, What's the biggest problem you deal with in Sunnyvale, Randy? Cinch bug. Cinch bug gets on your lawns because if the lawns aren't kept wet enough, they just, it gets hot, and then the bugs get between the grass and on the roof. Okay, I stand corrected. See, that's what I'm talking about.

Bubbles, they'll kill you. They'll kill the whole lawn. If your lawn's dead, it's dead. Nobody gives a fuck about your lawn, Randy. Any celebrities, you hook up with any celebrities while being a male prostitute. Like, any customers. You're right back on the male prostitute. I don't want to talk about cinch bug. People don't want to listen about cinch bug. It's important. You need to keep your lawn watered and you won't get the cinch bug.

You need to keep your lawn wet. Yeah, and also clean up the dog poop before you mow. Just get your mother over here, Randy. If you don't clean up the dog poop, Ricky, you'll step in it and then it gets in your shoes. Holy fuck. Why did you all of a sudden bring up dog poop? Saying you got to clean it up. It was you, wasn't it?

You're the one that smeared that fucking creamy dog shit on the front of my fucking trailer, wasn't it? You got to find that. It was you. It wasn't frigging me, Ricky. Frig off. I wouldn't use something like that. Don't fuck around. Don't fuck around.

Ricky, sit down. I didn't fucking let you smoke. I gave you a fucking drink. Listen. Did you smear creamy dog shit on his trailer? I did not smear creamy dog shit on his trailer. Bottlekid's been throwing flaming shit bags around. And never, folks,

ever, ever step in a flaming ship bag. Don't stop. Step in it or on it. Because it'll get in your friggin' shoes. In the treads. You piss on it. What's it like? Boys, let's stop talking about shit. Please. I thought he's... And actually, now that we're talking about it,

there's a certain recycle bag with cans and something mysterious in it because I was trying to pay you back because I thought it might be you. Don't open that. The second biggest problem is recyclables and garbage. No one knows where stuff goes anymore because they changed the freaking rules. Ricky, you don't know where to put the freaking... You put the cans in the garbage, they're supposed to go in the blue bag. It's all garbage, isn't it, Randy? Randy, I to put the friggin' You put the cans in the garbage, they're supposed to go in the blue bag!

It's all garbage, isn't it, Ray? Randy, I'd say the second biggest problem you have is you have a recycling bag with hot, creamy dog shit in it. For frig's sake. That's problem number two. They're not gonna pick it up, then. Then I guess you're gonna have to deal with it. We're probably gonna get fined, for frig's sake. Well, sometimes on this thing we...

We're not going to ask him any more questions. That's fucking ridiculous. That's stupid. Let's talk about some shit. That's what we sometimes do on the show. Do you have anything fucking interesting to talk about that you know about, Randy? Probably not.

So maybe Bubbles does. I don't know. You're fucking dumb. I looked up some headlines here. I'm glad you're on, actually, because now people think you're dumb instead of me. Actually, I could tell you one thing. When you're cooking your cheeseburgers and you're toasting your buns,

if you toast the bun and flip the top crown of the bun over and then put the burger with the cheese on top and then put the bottom of it on and flip it over, then you can take the top off and the cheese doesn't stick to it. You can put shit on your burger. That's an important fact. See, I'm doing a show called Get and Learned, and that would be something good to put on that. I came up with another good one for Getting Learned, too.

Big fucking block of ice and a fan. Air conditioning. Cheap. You didn't come up with that. People have been doing that forever. Really? Well, it's fucking smart. I only thought of it when I was really fucking high and drunk. You can do that? I've made those, Ricky. You take a old styrofoam cooler, fill her with ice, put a tube on it, stick it up,

put a fan into the end of her, blows the cold air right in your face. See, that's way better than what I've made. But it is a good idea anyway. What do you got to talk about, Bub? Is anything fucking exciting happening? I looked up some headlines here. Right.

Tracy Morgan is going to host Saturday Night Live. No fucking way. That's fucking exciting happening in the world? I looked up some headlines here. Right. Tracy Morgan is going to host Saturday Night Live. No fucking way. That's fucking exciting. Oh, he's back. That's awesome. The figure skater? Tracy Morgan's not a figure skater, Randy. Who the fuck are you talking about?

I thought it was. I thought she was a figure skater. No, it's a guy. Tracy Morgan. One of the funniest fucking humans in the world. Bad accident. He's back. I don't have friggin' uh...

You got in a bad accident. I don't have cable, guys. Maybe we should just get rid of him. You don't smell very good, Randy. I'm sorry, but... What do you smell like? Were you rolling around the ground on a farm or something? No, I just finished a few lawns, that's all. I definitely smell pickles. Pickles?

Pickles and meat. I don't think that's pickles you're smelling. I showered yesterday. Boys, this is fucking stupid. Yeah, Tracy Morgan hosting Saturday Night Live. Okay. And I think we should try to do it after him. Maybe.

You think they'd ever let us do that? You can't fucking do that. Why? Who the fuck would want to see that? I think it would be fucking awesome, Ricky. Would you make any money doing that? No, you don't get paid, but I mean... You don't get paid for doing it.

Well, you also probably have to be funny, and you have to be fucking able to act, which I don't think... I can, I could be on there. I could act in sketches. Skits, they call them. Mr. Lane and I do skits at the Blanford Recreation Center, so... Randy, who gives a fuck? Nobody.

Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. I think I'm gonna pursue that. I'm gonna... I'm gonna call Lorne Michaels. Maybe Lorne Michaels is watching this right now. Hello, Mr. Michaels. If you're watching this, I sure would like to host your show there.

One of the greatest shows in history. Puffs, there's no way he's watching this. He might be. Okay, if it does happen, if you get a hold of somebody, let me see the contract. There's got to be a way of making money doing that stuff. You could make money outside, you know, in the lineup. Probably. Okay, I thought that was a big one, but maybe not. Wooly mammoth. Did you hear about the wooly mammoth? The what? Wooly mannus? Wooly mammoths, Ricky.

Man, man. You know what a wooly mammoth is. It's like a fucking hairy elephant. Yeah, like in Ice Age, the cartoon. Yeah, well scientists are saying they confirmed that it was man that made them go extinct. I thought it was. Yeah, you guys aren't excited about my news stories. No, this is kind of some... We killed them all.

Is that what you're saying? No, Sabretooth Tigers killed the friggin' mammoths. Yeah, in Ice Age, the cartoon, maybe. They've got it figured out. And you know what they're going to be able to do, Ricky? They're saying they can take the DNA and they can grow a fuckin' woolly mammoth. They got DNA and they can remake the woolly mammoth. Weren't they dangerous though? I don't think so. I mean, I don't think they're gonna make

too many of them. Just let them roll free. Well, they should fucking grow them. If we kill them, we should bring the fucking things back. Absolutely. Absolutely. You feed a lot of people with those. They're huge. Maybe we could get one into the park. As a pet. You could start making sweaters, because they got lots of wool. You got fucking lots of wool. Hairy bitch. Nice one, Bubbs.

So we killed the woolly mammoths. That sucks. Yeah. Well, fuck, Ricky. You come up with some news, son. No, it was a good one. It was just sad. Oh, yeah, Ricky. You've come up with some new, son. No, I was a good one. It's just sad. Oh, yeah, Lionel Richie. Did you guys see Lionel Richie? No.

Lionel Richie got all fucking banged up in Greece. And he was out on the table at a bar dancing around. Oh, what a feeling. No, he wasn't. No, that's awesome. Yeah, he looked like he was right out of her. I don't know if he was or not, but... He looked like he was pretty wasted. He. I don't know if he was or not. He looked like he was pretty wasted.

He was singing there? Yeah. He got up. Their song started playing in the bar. And he got up and started singing. Spraying people with champagne. He was fucking, I think, he clocked a couple people. That's fucked.

I think he was Leahy drunk. He got over there. Oh, man. No, but he still, he could dance. He could dance, but, you know, he was... I wonder why he went to fucking Greece. That's not a good place to be these days. They're fucked, aren't they?

Bankrupt and shit. Which makes no fucking sense. I mean, Greece. They must have made a lot of money off the movie, and you fry all the shit in their stuff, so what do they do with all their money? They just fucking blow it and waste it? How the fuck does a country like that fuck up so bad?

Ricky, it's not the same Greece as in Greece with John Travolta living in John. The country of Greece is bankrupt. That has nothing to do with the movie Greece. Well, they must have got some money that's fucking named after them. It's a totally different spelling, Rick, and it has nothing to do with french fry grease did you think john travolta in the movie greece was the country greece isn't it named after that i don't know no greece like the you know what greece is you grease things up with where do you think that's from why do you think it's named that because it's from greece they made greece they make all kinds of greases you use on your car.

Greece is made in Greece. McDonald's probably buys all their grease from Greece. And now they're fucking bankrupt because they're dumb. It's not the same grease, though. It has nothing to do with grease. Ricky, Greece, the country, does not manufacture grease. I mean, they might. So why do they let them call it that?

Small quantities, but they're not known for that. Why would they let him call it that? You are so friggin' stupid, Ricky. Randy, I don't fuckin' need to hear from you right now. Where did you think Grease was from? It's two different things, Ricky. Totally different. You're just saying that because Bubba said that.

You don't fuckin' know. Yeah, you explain it to me then, Randy. What's the difference between Grease the country and Grease the movie? Grease is located across the ocean from us, from Sunnyvale. Wow. And it's like, they got nice cliffs and oceans and hot chicks and stuff. And they manufacture.

Good looking guys. And I think most of the stuff they do is tourism. And they're good at soccer. That's what I know. But they don't make grease there. Like, grease gets made in an oil factory. Ricky? They don't have any of those?

Well, they might have one or something. How do they fucking put gas in their fucking cars? Holy fuck, this is stupid. I think they drive mopeds and stuff. Alright. Would you two shut the fuck up? Grease? Please. The country does not manufacture grease. I mean, does not manufacture grease.

I mean, maybe in small quantities. But they make olives. Olive oil is one of their big things. I like that. It's healthy. Greece, it's the whole country. John Foltz has probably never even fucking been to Greece. Well, he probably has been to toga parties over there and stuff.

But Greece is a different... Oh my god. Okay, well, some people think that and some people don't. Whatever. I guess we never really figured it out, did we? Who was right and who was wrong on that one. We haven't figured it out, okay? You guys are wrong.

I'm not friggin' saying that Greece is from Greece. Ricky's saying it. Mr. Brandy, would you shut the fuck up, please? Oh, yes. Stephen Harper, the Prime Minister of Canada. Have you seen what his whole campaign is about? No. Upping the drug laws, making them tougher.

Marijuana laws. Are you fucking kidding me? What is this, like, nineteen-fucking-seventy? What do you mean? That's what his campaign is running on. He's going to give more money to the police to crack down on marijuana. I don't understand this shit. Marijuana, I understand they're

harder drugs, but fuck, are you kidding me? Most of the states, we were so far ahead of the United States of America, and then now they've fucking got provinces or whatever the fuck they're called down there that are making it legal. Legalized, yes. And we're making it worse? Like that's good. That's real fucking smart.

The other guy there is going for making it legal though. The liberal guy. That's right, Justin Trudeau. Yeah, his dad used to be, what, prime minister. No shit, Randy. Wow, Randy, you're fucking just so... You're just like an encyclopedia. Politics running in the family bubbles. He might be good too. You're like You're just like an encyclopedia. Politics run in the family, Bubbles. He might be good, too.

You're like a fucking whole set of encyclopedias. He's got more hair than his dad, though. He's got nice hair. They were cutting his hair up and stuff. So you like his hair. He's got very nice hair. Randy, how can we be managed to talk about a perfectly legitimate topic,

and now you're talking about his hair? Justin Trudeau's hair. Nothing wrong with hair hair you gotta look good when you're on tv is there anything else that he has that you think is nice jesus i can't even actually don't answer i just can't even believe i asked you that like at least when he talks he sounds like he's being real you know okay well you know what there's people all over the world Listening to this Maybe And they don't even know Who the fuck these people are Exactly So why are we talking about them

And even if they do They probably don't give a fuck I don't think That you should ever Put anyone into office If they're butt ugly Because you gotta look at them All the time

Well that's Well don't ever run for fucking Being a politician Yeah yeah funny I'm friggin handsome. I know I Got nice hair. Yeah, but there's a big problem Randy. You're lucky. I'm high right now. You're too dumb fucking like that I got my grade 11. Julie. That's a great 11, but barely And what else do we have here? I had some news. What is it? I was reading through

one of the paper things that tells you thoughts. And the, what is it, the Fabulous Four? Fucking tanked, I heard. The Fantastic Four, the movie? The movie, the Fabulous. The Fantastic Four. Is that what it is, really? Well, it means the same thing, right?

Fabulous or Fantastic. So maybe the point... Well, it depends on how you say it. It could have been a different poster I saw, or it was a picture anyway, so it was probably the same movie, just a different poster. Depends on how you say it.

If you're like, The Fabulous Four, that's different than The Fantastic Four. Who are The Fantastic Four? Don't know. Well, that thing. Part of the fucking problem, I guess. The thing, he was a rock.

A rock, muscly rock man or something. Big rock man. Yeah. But I saw the movie, the thing. Who are the other three? I don't even know who the Fantastic Four are. Rubber Man? I have no idea.

Fire Guy? Ice Man? No, that was Top of the Guns. I don't know, but I'm fucking pretty sure their names are not Rockman, Fireguy, Iceman. Well. Guys, who cares really, okay? Let's just move on.

I suppose that's kind of silly. Doesn't matter, who cares about the fantastic world? Well, it does matter, because I was gonna go see that, and now I won't waste the money. All right. But it might be good, maybe just some smart people saw it go see that, and now I won't waste the money. All right. It might be good. Maybe it's just some smart people saw it and thought it was dumb.

I don't know. So if smart people see a movie and think it's dumb, you don't listen to what they have to say? If it's college dicks, fuck what they think, because they're wrong, usually. They're dumb. They just go there to pretend they're fucking smart and say, hey, well, I went there. So I don't really care what they say. I wonder if they go on cheap night when you get in for like... Yeah, fuck, that's exactly what was just going through my mind.

I wonder if they go on fucking cheap night. Holy fuck, Randy. This thing's all seized up here, boys. I can't... It's still pretty cool from last night. Boys, I'm on a fucking bit of a missionary. So that's it? We got nothing else? No, we've got other things.

All right. Randy, you got anything you want to talk about? You guys got any cheeseburgers or anything? Nope. Randy, why is the only fucking thing that's ever on your mind something to do with a cheeseburger? Hey, Randy. Hey, that looks like a mushroom. It is a fucking mushroom. What else does it look like?

For those of you that can't see the podcast today, Randy is holding a salt and pepper shaker that looks like a mushroom. But how do you know if it's salt? It's got two holes. shaker that looks like a mushroom but how do you know if it's solved it's got two holes this is fair fucking oh you can see it in the bottom just look through the bottom see yeah I get it Randy just fantastic stuff there Randy this is kind of fun bubbles you know what I'm not having fun this time, guys. No.

I think it's because Randy's here. We fucked up on the guests. They should have got someone cool. Someone that was, I don't know, people who were here. Well, I tried, Ricky. It's not. Asked them lots of fucking good questions instead of the shit. Well, who would you want?

Let's assume I can't get Rocky Balboa. Who's your next pick? Let's get a fucking, I don't know, a Rocky guy. Like a rock star guy. A rock star guy. Yeah. Fucking Helix or, I don't know. Boy George.

Do you know Boy George, Randy? Well, he was kind of cool in the 80s. But do you know him? Can you fucking get a hold of him? Like, are you pen pals with him? No. Or any kind of him? Like, are you pen pals with him? No. Or any kind of pals.

I get it. Yeah, I get it, Bubs. Hmm. Oh, boy. Whoo! All right, well, is that it? Because this is probably the worst one ever for me. I guess. Not really much of a buzz on.

Randy's here. I guess. Not much of a buzz on. Randy's here. I guess we can, you know. It's my fault, I guess. Well, fuck. Basically, your news stories weren't great. I don't know if you have anything else, but I don't know. There's other shit you should talk about. Oh, there's machine fraud. I can't access anything.

So it's the machine's fucking fault. That's why I hate machines. Fuck them. Ricky, people have learned a lot of stuff listening to this. They learn about you know, cinch bug and watering their lawns and how to make a proper cheeseburger with the bun on the bottom and they

learn all the good stuff about like current events. Like this has been very educational. For who? For you. It's been very fucking boring. As far as I'm concerned. You've got nothing intelligent to say or interesting, Randy. That's the big problem with this fucking podcast. Nobody gives a fuck.

Nobody gives a flying fuck. Two-four deals back on at the King. How's that? Thanks, Randy. Two burgers, two fries, $2.22. Wow. That's a deal. Yeah, that's just groundbreaking stuff.

This has been fucking painful. Can we just shut this down, Bubz? Yes, I guess. Sign her off. How do you do that? You say goodnight or gooday gooday. Or goodbye. Well, yeah, if you want to get technical. Good morning. No, you say see you want to get technical. Good morning.

No, you say, see you later. You say, fuck off to you. Wow. Randy, there was a burp rule made last week. Holy fuck. Because he almost leveled us. All right, time to leave. That's disgusting. Oh, fuck, Randy.

All right, later. Yeah. Thanks, everybody. Signing off. Fuck off, Randy. See you later. Oh, fuck, Randy. All right, later. Yeah, thanks, everybody. Signing off. Fuck off, Randy. See you later. Get the fuck out. See you later. And good night.