Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 4 - Two Suitcases Of Hash

Episode Date: June 21, 2021

Ricky gets a visit from the cops - but they're not looking for him! Can he and Bubbles warn the wanted man before the RCMP comes knocking? Also: Julian's hustling hard down at the local job fair... or is he?

I'm fucking coming in here. Do you got a fucking warrant? Sir, I have a 1080 warrant for Terry Cahill. He's listed at this address. I don't know who in the fuck Terry Cahill is. I never heard of him. Sir, he is listed as living in this address at a basement apartment. A basement apartment?

It's a fucking trailer. There's no basement. Look, he might have lived here before me, but I don't fucking know. I never heard of the guy. Sir, I'd like to come in and do a search for him. You're not fucking coming in without a search warrant. I have him listed at this address and a Calgary address. Well, maybe Calgary.

I don't fucking know, but he's not here. Never heard of him, and you're not coming in here without a fucking warrant. Okay, so I'll send dispatch out in Calgary, is that what you're saying? You can send whoever the fuck you want, wherever you want, but no one's fucking coming in here without a warrant. Okay, I'm listing you as being uncooperative as well,

and we'll probably come back later. Sounds good. Name's fucking Corey Leahy. Rick. Fuck off, fucking idiots. What was that? Was that the RCMP? Yeah, they're not fucking around. They're looking for fucking Terry. Rick! Fuck off! Fucking idiots. What was that? Was that the RCMP? Yeah. They're not fucking around.

They're looking for fucking Terry. Well, what did he do? I don't fucking know. They didn't say that. They said they'd get a warrant for his arrest. For here. And they got an address for here and an address in Calgary. Well, should we call him? And let him know?

Probably should. We could call him on the video machine. I got the zoomer. I don't know how the fuck that works. But yeah, we should let him know, man.. We could call him on the video machine. I got the zoomer. I don't know how the fuck that works, but yeah, we should let him know, man. It's fucking RSC's. Let me see if I can call him here. The fuck did he do? I don't know. Fuck!

Here, I'll just... He's got the thing set up. I was talking to him earlier. He didn't mention anything. Oh, just wait. He might be... Terry! We're still connected. Terry! Hello?

It's unlocked! No, it's Bubbles on the Zoomer. Hey, Terry! Hey, man! Oh, fuck! How's it going, man? How's it going? Whee!

It's going better for me than it is for you. Listen, man. A bit of a situation. What's going on? The fucking cops are just here looking for you. So they got a fucking warrant out for you. What? Fuck off.

You guys are hilarious. Oh, right on! No he's serious Terry! Dead serious man! Why the fuck did you list my place as your goddamn home address? In the basement apartment! You're serious the cops came there looking for me? Fucking RC's bud!

Oh fuck! Well you told me hash is legal right? Hash is legal remember? Pretty much. Yeah but not in those quantities. Not in those quantities. Well fuck you remember Ricky gave me your ID, you told me to go down to the pier or whatever and then you said pick it up and take it out west? Yeah. When did you do that? How much did you take out west? Well like both suitcases.

Oh fuck. That's not legal. He said just show them your ID. All I did was show them your ID and then they're like, there you go. Probably a fucking cop. Oh, man. This is gonna snowball into a shit show. I better not get fucking torn into this somehow. Fuck, he said it's RCMPs. It ain't like no Pictou County cops. It's RCs.

Yeah, man, this is a real fucking deal. Fuck, he said it's RCMPs, it ain't like no Pictou County cops, it's RCs. No, man, this is a real fuckin' deal. And they said they knew about it. You have a Calgary address? Yeah, I'm here in Ogden, Calgary basement. Well, they could be coming there, man. Fuck. Oh, they're definitely coming there.

She said they're gonna fuckin' call this back out. Fuck me. Fuck. Fuck. Caleb, fuck you, just, I'm not... Fuck. Caleb, look, look, I was there. Sorry, brother the fuck you just? I'm not. Fuck. Caleb, look. Look.

I was there. Sorry, brother. We just wanted to let you know. Fuck sakes. Yeah. Look, I got my fucking shrapnel right here. Here, fuck. I'll show you.

This is how much I've been saving. All right. Right? It's my money. Look, I'll be fucking fine. Look at all the change he's got. Fuck. Fuck.

Are you serious? Well, if you see him, tell him to fuck off. I already did. He already pissed them off, believe me. Fuck. We were having a centipede tournament, too, and now it's fucked. Well, I would say it was nice to see you guys, but fuck, that ain't such good news. Well, keep us posted, I mean.

Fuck, I gotta get the fuck out of here. Good luck, man. I hope they don't fucking pop you. Keep us posted. Hash is legal. It's fucking legal. Call us back if you need us. It is legal, but not two fucking suitcases for you.

There's all these birds outside attacking me because the fucking city bird guys were like taking out some of the babies. So the fucking, they're dive bombing me and the robins are freaking out. I've been in that situation before. Seagulls are pets. They'll get pissed off if they think you took the babies. Fuck, okay, I gotta go.

Fuck. All right, call us back if you need us. Yeah, man, good luck. Yeah, good luck gotta go. Fuck. All right, call us back if you need us. Yeah, man. Good luck. Yeah, good luck, guys. Fuck. Oh, he's gonna be getting fucking arrested, Ricky. What a fucking shitshow. No question. No question he's gonna be getting arrested.

Well, we just did a good deed and fucking warned him. Well, you kind of got him into the situation. When did you send him out to the pier to get two suitcases of ash? I didn't say two suitcases. I'm a fucking enough with two suitcases. That's not good. It was probably a fucking undercover cop. Ricky.

How do you confuse suitcase with gram? That's a big fuck up. It's a big difference between two grams and two fucking... How many kilos would you fit in a suitcase? A lot. How the fuck did you pull that together? I don't know. You must have got it fronted, which is not good.

I don't know. Oh, man. Do you want to get back to fucking playing some... Playing some centipede, Ricky? We could. Yeah, we could. I got to get going though. I was supposed to go meet Julian.

We had this, it's like a job fair sort of thing. A job fair? I think that's what they're called, yeah. Julian said he'd be here. Where is he? Yeah, no, he got hung up at this... He just stumbled upon this big place where they're handing out great jobs for big money to people. Well?

He told me to come and meet him. Ricky, how fucking stupid do you think I am after all these years? You're going to a job fair. I think that's what he called it. Are you looking for a job, Ricky? Do you want one? I just want to go take a look at whatever he's looking at and, you know, come back here maybe. Okay, well I'll go with you to the job fair. He actually said not to bring you because something to do with being able to see not great or something for these wonderful jobs.

Oh, okay, is that right? Well, I'll just fucking see about that. See about that. I should call that cocksucker and see where he's at. You hear about these rare corpse flowers, man? What are they? These crazy flowers are like fucking 10 feet tall and when they bloom, they smell like a dead corpse.

A dead corpse? Oh, what's that now? It's Julian! Julian! Bob, what's going on? Is Ricky there? Yeah, I was trying to come to meet you at the job fair. But Bob's wanted to come, and I told him... What are you talking... Rick, take me on a speakerphone.

Rick, we had this planned out. I've been waiting for fucking two hours, man. Why is there music cranking at the fucking job fair? Bob, take me off of the speakerphone, man. No. Ricky, just get the fuck down here. I'll be at the job fair in a moment. No. I'll be at the job fair in a moment. Julian, we're doing the park after dark. No, wait, Doug. I don't care.

Ricky, you said you were going to be here two fucking hours ago. Grab some loonies and toonies, get your fucking mask, get some fucking disinfectant, fucking hand sanitizer, and get down here, man. Where are you? It doesn't matter where I'm at, bubs. I've got one seat here. I'm hear the announcer in the background. Nicky's final dance.

Okay, I'm coming. Save it for me. I'm leaving here. I'm already out the door. So you didn't want me to come to the... You didn't want me at the strip club. Well, I've only got one more seat. I've got two seats reserved here, Bubs, okay?

And I'm running out of money. If they don't fucking get some money here soon, throw it to the fucking people that are entertaining me right now, I'm going to be fucking kicked out. And you're sitting right down in pervert row, aren't you? Well, that's VIP. It's a VIP row, bubs, okay? It's a big fucking difference.

Greasy. Well, he's not coming right now. We have to do the perk after dark. And by the way, the cops were just here because Ricky and Terry somehow did a hash deal with two suitcases of hash and the RCMP were just here looking for them. What the fuck are you talking about?

I don't know anything about some suitcases of hash. What are you talking about? Ricky. Why aren't I involved in this? You're causing a lot of shit today, bubs. I didn't bring the fucking RCMP here, Ricky. Neither did I. You don't do hash deals, especially suitcases of hash, without me involved. I wasn't. You don't do hash deals, especially suitcases of hash without me involved.

I wasn't. You just don't do shit like that with Terry. I told Terry to go pick up a couple grams of fucking hash and I guess he ended up with two suitcases and disappeared back to fucking Alberta with it. Fuck's sake. Yeah, he's gone to Alberta with it. Well, and the cops have

his address here at Ricky's trailer and some address out west, so they're probably going to arrest Terry right now. We just called him on Zoomer. Jesus fucking Christ. Good times. All right, so you coming? Are you meeting me or what?

What am I doing? Do I got to fucking leave because of you? Nope. Or am I staying? Just stay. Stay put. I'll be right there. Okay, I'll be waiting.

I'll hold them off. Bring some Toonies and Loonies and some fucking hand sanitizer. And your mask. Don't forget your fucking mask. I'm going to have to build one. I'll send them with a little care package. Okay. For you, you greasy bastard. I'm not greasy, okay?

I'm having a good fucking time for once, okay? It's been a long time. I'm jealous. I've been playing fucking centipede doing this goddamn perk after the game. I can almost hear your boner. Bubs, you can't hear a boner. What the fuck? I don't have a boner right now. Jesus Christ. All right.

Okay, well, you fucking Bubs. I'll make sure he gets to the strip club. Okay, thank you very much. Just hurry the fuck up, Ricky, okay? Thank you. All right, man, thanks. All right, later. Job fair. You could have just said you're going to the strip club.

There is a job potential there. It's just where they had the meeting. Dishwasher. Not the strip club, is it? Unbelievable. Maybe the meeting. Dishwasher. Not the strip club, is it? Unbelievable. Maybe the announcer. Unbelievable. Anyway, these corpse flowers are like endangered

and I think we should try to get one. Because a fucking thousand people showed up to see the goddamn thing and smell it. It smells like a corpse? Yeah. It's not a good smell, is it? No, Ricky. Why would you want a flower like that?

Might as well grow a big garden of shit flowers. Shit and piss sewer flowers. Probably be nicer than corpse flowers. Do any of your cats ever steal shit from people? One of them used to. Yeah? Do you remember the cat I had named Reggie Donaldson? Yeah.

He was a greasy little bastard. A little peck pocket kitty. There's this woman in Oregon. She put up a sign and it says, the sign says, my cat is a thief. She had all these little pairs of gloves and a mask hanging from a rope. I guess the cat fucking always brings home little treasures to her. Yeah. That's what kitties do.

I never heard of that before. I've heard them bring them back like mice and snakes. No, but I had a kiddie that was actually, he knew how to get your wallet. He could sneak up, get his, just hook his one claw into the pocket and slowly pull out a wallet. Like that. That's impressive. And then he'd get it in his mouth and off he'd go. He used to come home with wallets all the time.

Good kiddie he was. Was there to come home with wallets all the time. Good kitty he was. Was there like money in the wallets and shit? Sometimes, but then I knew it was gonna happen. I knew Julian was gonna take control of him. So I gave him away to a firm. Yeah, probably smart. So I would've taken control of him too. Yeah.

So NBC's got this new show, it's a competition show called The Ultimate Slip and Slide Show. I heard about that. Is that the shit in yourself? Yeah, I don't really know much about the show itself, but they had to suspend filming because 40 people had explosive diarrhea. That's what they're saying. That's why it's called The Slip and Slide. I guess. Giardia, I guess? It's some fucking parasite that causes nuclear shit bombs. How was it getting in them? The catering? Or was it on the slides maybe? It was going up their arses?

No, I'm assuming something they ate or drank. If they're on the slipping slide though, and you're going down with loose shorts, inevitably things are gonna be be, you know, impacting your rectum. Could have gone in that way. Not through your piss hole, I guess. I can only speculate. Well, I'm glad I don't have nuclear shit bomb diarrhea right now. I've had it, man. That sucks.

Although, you know what? I kind of like it in certain ways because you're just like, just impressed with the explosion and how fucking much stuff comes out and how quickly. Yeah, it puts a little giggle on my face now that I think about it. Frankie, you should not be getting excited about having explosive diarrhea. When you have explosive shitting, I bet you smile too, because you're just amazed by it. No, I don't.

Like you sit down, it's like, boom! And it's all done. And then you look and you're like, holy fuck! Ricky, I can honestly say I've never smiled taking a shit. Oh, you're missing out. You're fucked. I mean, I wouldn't want to have it every day, but you know, the odd time, it's kind of cool.

And you just feel like you're totally cleaned out and ready to eat. Oh, there was that one time I had to get that special x-ray and I had to drink that stuff that causes it. That was pretty funny. That was making me laugh. That was unbelievable.

What was that stuff called? Don't remember. Tasted awful and I chugged it and I thought nothing was unbelievable. What was that stuff called? Don't remember. Tasted awful. And I chugged it and I thought nothing was happening. About two hours later, it was like, boom! Remember that time on tour when I had... It wasn't explosive diarrhea, but I had diarrhea, and you made me take something that jammed me up. Oh, you ate a wheel of brie.

Is that what it was? You ate a whole wheel of brie cheese. I thought it was some kind of medicine to stop the diarrhea. Oh, yeah. Kale, packed it. Yes. I gave you that. But you remember you ate some...

A three and a half foot coiler. Then I found it in the toilet with a flush. In that theater. I forget where it was. Yes, I remember, Ricky. And you had to cut it up with a hockey stick. That theater. I forget where it was. Yes, I remember, Ricky, and you had to cut it up with a hockey stick. That was the most amazing...

You had to cut it in three pieces with a hockey stick. That's the most amazing thing that's ever come out of my body. I don't know if that was the kale pectate or the cheese wheel. I can't remember.

Should we be talking about this? No, we shouldn't. The cameras are rolling. Hopefully they'll cut around all that. I doubt it. Did you hear about the fucking Massachusetts lobster diver that got swallowed by a whale? I did.

That was fucked up, man. Did he go right in? Right in, man. Because I read an article before, How to Survive Getting Swallowed by a Whale, and I thought, I don't know why I'm even reading this. This has never happened. But I read it if you're going in a big humpback

whale or a sperm whales mouth get your elbows out as far as you can because they have an unusually small gullet and if you can get those out you can usually and it makes them then you kick your feet so you know if you're down in the hole but you can hold yourself up you kick your feet so you know if you're down in the hole but you can hold yourself up you kick your feet and he gagged and he went and he spit you out into the most most guy fucking survives i think he went right in though which it says in the article once you're past a certain point it's it's pretty all you can do then is start punching inside there and hopefully hopefully you hit him right in the yeah he, he was... The gagger and he...

He was grabbing his mouth and doing all kinds of shit to the inside and the guy spit him out. Jesus Christ. Fucking weird. So he didn't get swallowed down into his stomach, did he? He was just in his mouth. I think he was just in his mouth. Getting chewed on?

But, you know, a humpback, they don't normally eat people, so... Well, just wait, Terry'sback until they don't normally eat people, so... We almost been drunk. Just wait, Terry's calling again. Oh, yeah? Yeah, just wait. Where is he? What the fuck is this petition that's going around? You know who Jeff Bezos is? Yeah, huh? Jeff Bezos. Ricky?

There's a petition going around urging him to buy the Mona Lisa and eat it. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's got like thousands of signatures. Look, there's Terry. Hey, man. Hey, guys. You escaped. Yeah, thanks for the fucking heads up.

Like, seriously, as soon as I was squealing out of there, I heard some sirens coming. So, you guys, I owe you a big time fuck. Yeah. Well, now, what are you going to do? You can't go home, can you? No, I can't. That's why I took my shrapnel with me. I got, like, 75, 50 at least, so I'm good for a couple weeks.

I'm going to fucking, you know, like, live like a wild animal out here. There's lots of nature and fucking sweet water. Cool, man. I've done it. I got some duct tape and my fucking garbage bags, so I'm fucking good. You could build a nice lean-to with garbage bags and duct tape. You fucking got it, man. Like, I ain't afraid.

It's free to survival. If you get a slingshot, you can hunt a duck and eat it. Just make sure it doesn't have any babies that it's looking after. Are you on a lake? I might start fucking panning for gold here too. Rumor has it there's still some left here in the bowl. Is that a lake or a river?

Well, that's a river. Oh, that's gorgeous. Look at that. You got lake. I wish I was there panning gold with you, man. Fuck. I couldn't hear you, Ricky. I wish I was there panning gold with you, man. Fuck. Say that again, I couldn't hear you Ricky. I wish I was there panning gold with you. Yeah, I'm gonna, apparently there's some in here

and fuck, but the one thing is one of them ravens followed me here from my house. Oh, fuck. Do you have a metal reflector? Cheers guys, fucking thanks for the fucking heads up. Right on, Terry's on the lam. Do you have a metal, does he have a metal reflector? A metal reflector? Oh, for my tanning my face?

No man, for finding the gold. A metal reflector? I thought you just needed like a fucking, a pasta strainer. Yeah, that's, you just need a basket and you sift it. You do sifting. Yeah. Let me see what I can do here. Look at that river, Ricky. He's got river frontage.

That's fucking nice, man. That's beautiful. I live there. Is it warm? It's in here. Fuck, man, I bought something today. Let's see. Look, he's right in the river.

That's not fucking around, is he? No. Yeah, you can't really use your hands, though. You need some kind of a strainer. Yeah. You know what I could do is like, I got my bag here, right? And it's got them little holes. Yeah. You know what? Maybe I could like, I already feel like I'm a gold miner because that's where my fucking loot is. Well, don't lose your money in the water.

Well, good call. Yeah, I'll work it out. Don't you guys worry about me, fuck. All right. Well, good luck, man. I'm just so stupid that they'd never think to look down at Beaver Dam Flat, like, off 18th Street. They'll never fucking find me here.

Beaver Dam Flat off 18th Street? No. They'll never find me. You probably shouldn't be saying it in case they're monitoring this fucking feed somehow. Fuck. The cops can monitor. They might have a tap on Ricky's internet and now they know where you're at. Fuck! What are you thinking?

Be the damn. Fucking horrible. You might want to go upstream. Oh fuck. We shouldn't be going with him in case the cops trace him. I don't want to get in trouble. Oh look, there's some baby ducks. Don't eat the babies.

I might have to catch one of those and cook him up. Oh, don't eat a baby duck. Jesus, Murphy. I guess it's no worse than land. Look, I don't know if you can see it. One took a giant shit in the water because you're so scared. Reveal. We were just talking about giant shits.

Oh yeah? Yeah, Ricky shit a three-footer one time. Three-footer? Yeah. It's three days worth. That's not possible. Yeah, it is. No, it happened.

It was real. Three-footer? What'd you have before that to build up so much fucking mass. Kaopectate. Kaopectate and a whole wheel of brie. He ate a whole cheese wheel. A three coiler, holy fuck. Well, hopefully you got one of them quality shitters

that can handle such a load. Well, the worst part was it was at a theater and when I pressed the toilet lever, it didn't work. So some poor person would have had to deal with that at some point. He chopped it up into three pieces with a hockey stick. No, I just left it as is. Are you serious? Yeah.

Fuck, I clogged it once, but I was too embarrassed to leave it, so I just dug in, you know, with my hand and fucking sorted it out. Oh, man. You know, I don't want to leave someone in a giant corner to clean up. Like, I get it, but it's like, I could never do that. I'd just feel shame for so long.

What'd you do, take it with you? No, I just dug in and sort of like, you know, fucked her, like, you know, got her going. Mulched it. Finger blasted it. Yeah. Oh, man.

You guys don't do that? No, I've never done that. Then you can get your shoe off and you can kind of use your shoe to get suction around the hole there. Is that why they were calling you old Terry Plungerhand? Who the fuck called you that? Who told you?

I heard them calling you that when you were down here in jail, Terry Plungerhand. Fuck, you kick them in the balls. I don't like hearing that anymore, okay? All right. You're just sensitive. Yeah. I gotta keep moving. I think I heard something. Okay, well, keep us posted if you get...

Yeah, man. Good luck. Yeah, once I settle in, good... Oh, look at all these ducks. Fuck off! It's my home now! It's my home now! It's my home now. Woo. Woo-hoo. I'll be fine.

I'm having duck tonight for sure. It's good, man. Nice. Holy fuck, Ricky. He's right out of it. I'm chasing ducks. All right, guys. I better cut the feed in case they're coming.

All right, man. I gotta go. Okay, bud. Good luck. Yeah. I think he's, they're coming so. All right, man. I got a goal. Okay, bud. Good luck. Yeah. Jesus Christ, he's. At least he's got lots of food, but that's fucked up. He doesn't got lots of food.

He's just got ducks and a river. He's not gonna get a hold of a duck. How is he gonna catch a duck? He's just talking about fucking manhandling his shit. Yeah, that was pretty weird. Yeah, very weird. So, I was reading this thing about lobsters. You know how people hate killing them and throwing them in a pot of boiling water?

It is kind of fucked. Yeah. They're saying now the most humane thing to do is before you fucking kill them, you get them stoned. Really? Yeah. Before you fucking kill them, you get them stoned. Really? Yeah.

I guess the THC, the vapor, totally fucking changes their behavior and just makes them totally chill. They don't even give a fuck about the water. They're like, yeah, it's all right. How do you get a lobster stoned? You got to use a vape pen, and you just blow the vapor. Into his little lobster face. Into some little enclosed box. You know what's more humane?

Don't cook them. Just have them as pets. Treat them nice. Put them in a little armchair. Kind of a boring pet. A little dangerous too. But you imagine if we had one here, I'd have him sitting in the armchair watching movies with me.

Giving him a little, you know, give him a drink. Once he passed out and he fucking clawed your wiener. He wouldn't. He wouldn't. Well, you could elastic him. You could put elastics on his claws like they do at the grocery store if you were worried about it. But once you became friends, he wouldn't pinch your wiener. He'd probably high-five you.

They're fucking strong clawed, man. Oh, I know they are. One got me one time. I almost took my tap off. So speaking of pets, there's some bizarre pet products I found. Bowser beer. It's an alcohol-free beer made out of meat, malt barley,

and glucosamine for the joints. It's a little dog beer. Dog beer? Well, here's one for you. Cat wine. Oh, I make wine for my kitties. It's a non-alcoholic catnip drink. There's white meowsling and red purgandy. It's made of catnip, salmon oil and water. Ooh, that sounds nice.

I might enjoy a glass of that at night. Puppy tweets. This is fucked up. It's this fucking high-end dog tag. And when your dog moves, barks, or takes a nap, the device will send out the appropriate tweet. It's got like 500 pre-programmed tweets or some horse shit. So what? Wait now.

Back up. What do you do? It's got a ding-a-dong-o that plugs into your lap cock. Yeah. And then it's got another piece that goes on your doggy. Yeah. And the thing can tell if he's fucking sleeping or if he's walking or if he's barking. Oh my fuck. And it sends out a little tweet on his little Twitter account.

How the fuck did I not think of that? That's pretty smart. Son of a whore. I was trying to think of a way to get my kitties fucking tweeting. Sexy Beast Fragrance. It's a unisex doggy fragrance to help your dog smell fresh. What does that mean? It's a weird one.

Fresh dog balls. Dog poop soap. It's not really for the dogs, but. I guess it doesn't smell like dog poop, but it looks just like it. Who uses that, Hobo? I don't know, I might get some for Julian for Christmas. This is a nice one that you should have invented too.

A heated outdoor kiddie house. Oh, I've had outdoor heated kitty houses. Ricky, you've seen them. And then I had the fire. Fire of 06. Puppy Scoops ice cream. Another nice one. What is it?

Puppy Scoops ice cream. It's low calorie, low fat ice cream powder. You mix it with water and throw it in the freezer. They have like maple bacon and all these good flavors. I've never done that before. No. And Paw D'Cure dog nail polish. Comes in 13 beautiful colors.

It's like a little pen. Why the fuck would you want to paint your dog's nails? Oh, if you're one of those Beverly Hills types with the fancy poodles. Well, I guess I gotta go to the job fair. You're not gonna stay and play the centipede tournament with me. You know what?

I think you should come with me because you're gonna wanna celebrate. It's June 18th. I'm not, no. It's June 18th, somebody's birthday. Who? Somebody you love. Who? Sir Paul McCartney. It's his birthday today? Yep. you love. Who? Sir Paul McCartney.

It's his birthday today? Yep. Oh, I didn't know that. It's also Isabella Rossellini's. Yeah. Julian used to have a crush on her. And someone else that Julian has a crush on, Blake Shelton.

Yes, he does. I don't think the proper way to honor Sir Paul McCartney on his birthday is to go to a strip club and look at Julian and you throwing loonies at ladies. What if they put on some Beatles music? They're not going to be stripping to the Beatles, Ricky. They're going to be stripping to Whitesnake, like they always do. Fuck, is that rain? Sounds like a goddamn freight train. Oh, it's raining horse cocks. Maybe I'm not going to the strip club.

It's raining horse cocks, Ricky. You don't want to get in a strip club all the way. All right, we'll play some centipedes, we'll listen to some Beatles, and then we'll pass out, I guess. Thanks for watching the Park to the After in the Dark. Yes, sir. Whatever it's called. to some Beatles and then we'll pass out, I guess. Thanks for watching the Park to the After in the Dark. Yes, sir. Whatever it's called. Tune in next week when hopefully Julian's done

fucking pulling his thing. His goalie. At the strip clubs. Listen to that rain. It's fucking crazy.