Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 40 - Captains Of The Sh*t Liner

Episode Date: February 28, 2022

F**k jet lag, the Boys are ready for another Park After Dark! They investigate f**k machine Rudolph Valentino, a dream kitty house, and a succulent Chinese meal gone wrong. Also: Can they rescue a cargo ship that's on fire in the middle of the Atlantic?

Ricky, what the fuck did you do to the TV? Did you unplug it? Did you fucking hit it? I don't know, man. The power went out or something and now it's fucked. I told you, I already looked in the fucking back. The board is fried. It's a CX275 board. Well, can we fucking order a part or something? Good luck. It needs a new flux capacitor.

There's not a lot of companies making boards for fucking 1984 fucking show off TVs. Just try hitting the fucking thing. I kicked it pretty hard. Oh, we need the fucking thing. I kicked it pretty hard. We need a fucking TV. I can try to rebuild the fucking thing. Can you fix the plug on the other one that I fucked up? I fixed it already.

I put a plug on the one you fucking cut off. But you can't hook up the Atari to it. No, because the Atari, we don't have the adapter to go from fucking coaxial to HDMI I only have the one to go from coaxial to fucking component. Well we got it can we get a newer fucking system like a fucking PS5 or something? Yes we can. Well how hard are they to get out of the store? You got a thousand bucks kicking around you don't need? The what? You got a thousand bucks kicking around you don't need? The what? You got a thousand bucks kicking around you don't need?

I'm not going to fucking pay for it. Who's going to fucking pay for one of those? Well, then get one, yes. If you're going to be out robbing, you might as well grab one of those. Oh, I might as well grab as many as I fucking can then. I'll make you up a fucking robbery list. How about that?

Go for it. All the things I need and you can just go out in a robbing spree. How about that? Go for it. All the things I need and you can just go out in a robbing spree. I'm gonna do that then. I'm joking. No, I'm not joking. Ricky. Oh. What the fuck are you doing?

I'm still fucked, boys. He ate a big fucking handful of stuff. I'm still fucked. I've been fucked all week. a big fucking handful of stuff. Still fucked. I've been fucked all week. He ate a whole handful of gummies before he got on the plane. Ricky, you gotta fucking join us, man.

I'm not doing this shit by myself. Ugh, fuck! We got him. All right, when do we wanna start this fucking thing? Are we rolling now? These timer changes, they hurt on a person. It's only four hours, Ricky. You don't pay attention to time anyway.

Four hours is a lot, bubs. I know, but he never knows what day it is or what time of the day it is anyway, so what's it matter? Why do you get so fucked up when you're on a plane for like 12 hours? Why does that fuck you up? Well, because it's... Like when you're sitting here for 12 hours 12 hours why does that fuck you up well because it's like

when you're sitting here for 12 hours you get up hey no problem yeah but you're up you're in a pressurized tube first of all so it's different atmosphere on your vessels and whatnot jet lag the jet smoke which sucks it's not true jet lag a four hour time difference it's not true jet lag, a four-hour time difference. It's not true jet lag. What is it? Fly to fucking, you know, when we went to Australia that time, we had jet lag. That was fucked. That was fucked for two weeks. Yes, that's jet lag.

This is just, you know, a little bit of an anomaly. You can't get jet lag from a four-hour difference. Well, you do, yeah, but it's not like, you know, you should be able to rectify it within a day or two. All right. Jack leg. I'm glad you know everything about fucking jack leg. You jacked on whose leg?

No, you're the jacker. You're the jacker, buddy. All right, let's get this fucking thing started. Is this thing on? Mm-hmm. All right, okay, this is Perk after Dirk. Welcome, everybody. This is the Julian edition coming at you.

What's that mean? I don't know. Are you finally stripping for the fans? Oh, man, I'm just trying to be cool, I guess. It didn't work. It's almost the end of the February, eh? Thank fuck! What is it, the 25 today?

Is there anybody in the world that says, oh, fuck, February, this is the best fucking month of the year? Awesome. Maybe if you were somewhere tropical. But still, like, it could be fucked there. It could be... No, there's probably people that look forward to, you know, February. Yeah, it's gotta be good somewhere.

Maybe Australia might be nice. Rudolph Valentino, I betcha. Loved it. Rudolph Valentino. Yeah. What was that guy's deal? He was a fuck machine. Was he a fuck machine? Rudolph Valentino. Yeah. What was that guy's deal? He was a fuck machine. Was he a fuck machine? Rudolph Valentino, the most romantic guy in history, I believe. Would he romance the pants off of you, do you think?

I actually don't know anything. I shouldn't be saying that because I don't know anything about him. Maybe he was a fucking murderer. I don't know anything about him, but I just, Valentino, Valentine's Day. Rudolph Valentino. Well, he's got the Rudolph as in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. That's the fuck. He probably had a big red liquor nose.

He might have been a drunk. Rudolph Valentino. I think we need to know more about this dude. Look him up, because I want to make sure I'm praising him here. I want to make sure he's not a serial killer or something. Is he related to Sergio? Sergio Valente, you're thinking of. I thought there was a Sergio Valentino.

Didn't I have a pair of his pants? That was Valente, Ricky. You had a pair of pants. Rudolph Valentino. Oh, yeah, he was a fucking dude. I believe he was like a sex addict romantic. He was a fuck machine, man. He was a fucking dude. I believe he was like a sex addict romantic. He was a fuck machine, man. He was a romantic.

Okay, he was, he's the Latin lover. Yes. That's his nickname. See, I knew he was a fuck machine. The suave motherfucker. Because you hear people say, like, you know, you know, if you're at a bar talking to a lady and, you know, somebody comes up and tries to cut in, you say, easy there, Rudolph Valentino.

So he must have been a. So he was a poacher. He was in silent films. That was his deal. Oh, he was a movie star. Was he in silent film porn? Was there porn? No, I don't.

There was, but I don't think he was a porn star. Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Now, if it was the Four Horsemen of the Ecocalypse, it would have been a porno. The Sheik. That could have been a porn. The Sheik condoms. Maybe he was using them. Blood and Sand.

He could have been fucking on the beach. Yeah. Scraped his bird up. Yeah. The Eagle. Yeah, that could be a sex movie, guys. Where he gets in a perch. The Son of the Sheik. Okay. He could have been a sex movie, does. Where he gets in a perch. The son of the sheik.

Okay. He could have been a porn star, man. He could have been. Sounds like it. Okay, good going, Rudolph Valentino. He's dead as fuck, though, man. He died in 1926. At the age of 31.

What the fuck happened to Rudolph? Find out his death. What caused it? Drugs? Opium? They used to crank opium hard back then. Too much banging. He banged himself to death.

He might have. Rudolph, how did we get talking about him? People do fuck themselves to death. Who fucked themselves to death? I heard of people with a cock heart, heart attack. Oh, yeah. You could have had a heart attack. Okay, death.

Here we go. Hopefully it was something spectacular. 100,000 people lined the streets of Manhattan to pay their respects to the fuck god. See, I'm telling you, he was big time. Yeah, he was handed Frank Campbell's funeral home, took care of him. How did he die, though? Don't know, man. Okay, he died August 15th, 1926.

He collapsed. He collapsed at the Hotel Ambassador in Perk Avenue in Manhattan. Oh, yes. He was hospitalized in New York. Okay, examination. He was hospitalized in New York. Okay, examination. He was diagnosed with... He had fucking ulcers and shit, man. From drinking too much.

That's probably what it was, man. He should have paced himself. Partying too hard. It happens. It happens when you become, you know, he became a... People start calling you the Latin lover and a fuck machine. You gotta hold up to that, man. He's probably like, oh, he's 31.

He should have been fucking like a beast at that age. Yeah, that's true. There's some weird headlines when I was trying to find some stuff. Yeah? Here's a headline for you. some stuff. Yeah. Here's a headline for you. Teacher who served students

semen-laced cupcakes gets 41 years. That fucking... You know what? She's a cunt. How many years did she get? 41. Only one year for the cupcakes, though. What? What? And 40 years for what?

Her and her husband raped a nine-year-old. Oh, fuck them. She needs to fucking... She did a plea deal to testify against him. I guess he was a fucking monster, but she was part of it, so she's fucked, too. Seam and laced cupcakes. Who the fuck throws loads? That is fucking...

That's pretty fucking gross. She's the grossest fucking woman in the world. Just throw them in a mulcher. Woodchipper. Put them in a woodchipper like they did in Fargo. Yeah. Fucking crazy people. Yeah, it's not fixing those fucking people.

Well, that's a good way to start this. Yeah, Ricky. I mean, I was enjoying talking about Rudolph Valentino. Now we're talking about. Now we're talking about. A fucking load. But how did they. Muffins.

Did one of the students know the taste of it and just into this place filled fucking load. But how did one of the students know the taste of it and just go there's fucking something in it? Yeah, how did it come out? I don't know. They had hidden cameras and shit so maybe. I don't think anybody went. I believe there's a hint of load in this cupcake. No, there's no way that happened.

No. They were bragging about it. That's what happened because those sick motherfuckers were bragging about it to their friends. Yeah, you should have seen what we did. Fucking loaded off in some muffins. Cupcakes. It was cool. We got away with it.

Into the mulcher. What else you got, Ricky? Something maybe a little more positive? A little upbeat. A little happier? British transracial influencer wants smaller penis to look more Korean. What the fuck? That's a little more upbeat.

That's a little, you know. That's really weird. It's just a goal somebody set for themselves. Okay, they set a goal. So how are they going to do it? Because his penis is too big and he's supposed to look more Korean. He tries, he's the same guy that's trying to look like that guy from BTS. Is that the name of the band?

Oh, he's taking it to the next level. But people are chirping, saying, no, your cock's too big. All I feel is pain. I know what that's like. People yelling that at you all the time. You got to get that thing. You need a fucking couple inches whipped off that thing. But she's too big.

It says the average penis size in Koreaorea is three and a half inches i should move the grease i'd fit right in wow i'd fit right in just nobody'd know holy fuck bobs why i thought you loved cats these people fucking took it up another level man man. They designed their house as basically a cat house, man. Yeah? They put a hundred grand into it. It's fucking amazing. You don't think I'd fucking do that if I had a hundred grand?

I'm telling you, man. They've got you beat. Is this where they climb the walls and all that shit? They got like, man, you've got to see this shit. I would have more than they have if I had their money. Check this shit out. Oh, I've seen it. Look at that.

I know what it is. I can't see it. Okay, just a sec. Yeah, they're showing off. Look at that. It's a little fucking boat attached to the ceiling. I know. And there's runways all over the fucking house.

I know. I've seen it. But I'm telling you, I would have more than that if I had their money. Okay, sounds like there's a bit of jealousy, Bob's going on. You jealous? No, no. Straight up, are you? No, I would have more than that. Okay, sounds like there's a bit of jealousy, Bob's going on. You jealous? No, no. Straight up, are you?

No, I don't get jealous. It's not one of my traits. I'm fucking jealous for you. But those people can fuck off with their showing off fucking. You sound like a jealous fucking cat. No, I don't. Jealous Jellerton. Jelly Jellerton. I'm not Jelly Jellerton.

Well, I'm telling you. Jelly Jellerton. That looks like a fucking good setup. Jelly Gelerton's a sandwich type fella. Here's the deal, Bobbs. If I ever retire one of these days with lots of money, you're gonna have that same setup. I'll have a better one. Okay, deal.

You got it, buddy. You'd have to live in a house, though. No, I wouldn't. I'd have it as a separate building. I would live in the shed out back, but the house would be... This is a little bridge going to the... I would have a skywalk from my shed to the warehouse. You know you should have one of those things at the airport that we saw, you get on, it's just... I'd have more than that. I'd have better things than that, believe me.

Okay. Believe me. That's going to happen then. Do you have any way to tow a large ship and put out a fire? What? I could... That's going to happen then. Do you have any way to tow a large ship and put out a fire? Why? I could... We need to figure out a way to tow a very large ship and put out a fire. We could get a tugboat if we really needed one.

Theodore. I don't know. Really? Okay, what kind of a ship are you talking about? Theodore's tugboat is not functional. He's not still tugging. What's he doing? Fuck you.

Okay, what are you talking about? Seriously, what's going on? Big cargo shit. I mean ship. In the middle of the Atlantic right now, it's on fire. Oh, I saw that. It's got 4,000 fucking brand new beautiful cars on it. What?

Exotic sports cars. 4,000 of them are burning up. There's VWs, Bentleys, Porsches, Lambos, sports cars. 4,000 of them are burning up. There's VWs, Bentleys, Porsches, Lambos, Audis. 4,000?

Yep. And what's happening to this fucking ship? It's burning? It's burning fire. They abandoned it. There's not even anybody on it anymore.

Oh my fuck. The crew had to leave. Got in a lifeboat. And you know what the rules are of the sea? You go fucking grab that thing, hook her up.

Every man's for himself. You grab it into some dock, it's yours. Yep. How big is it? A car? Okay, 4,000 ship. We're talking about grab that thing? Every man's for himself. You grab it into some dock, it's yours. Yeah. How big is it? A car?

Okay, 4,000 ships. We're talking about a, that's like a super tanker. Oh, yeah. It's bigger than this trailer. It's a lot bigger

than this fucking trailer, man. you could put a thousand of these trailers on the ship. Maybe a dozen cars in this if

you ripped it all out. I guess they think the fire started with the batteries from the electric vehicles. Yeah.

And you know you can't put that out with water. I thought these were supposed to be, like, a good thing for the environment, and now here we have this big fucking fire and smoke. Yeah, burning all that fucking lithium acid. Can't they use foam or something? Well, that's what we need. Bubba's going to have to make up some foam. Can you make up enough foam?

With shaving cream work? No, are you fucking crazy? You're talking about a fucking cargo ship, boys. The size of four football fields. It still amazes me the ship can burn when it's on water. The thing that you usually put out a fire with. Can't they just pump water? No, Ricky.

Ricky, you've got to really think about that for a second. It's on fire. It doesn't mean it's like it's on the water, okay? It doesn't mean everything else is on fire. It's off of the ship's on fire up here. it's like it's on the water okay doesn't mean the ship's on fire up here it's like a house on fire but they think they'd be able to get a big pumper that would pumper up the water into the shipper well yeah you think they would yeah i guess i wonder if there's anybody else i mean we gotta think of something if we's anybody else. I mean, we've got to think of something. If we can get that thing back here.

Even if we got one of the cars. Oh, we'd fucking, one Lamborghini or a Bentley? Retired. Yeah, that's true. In that case, you just need a helicopter to go out. Big helicopter. Grab a couple. Take them off the top of the ship.

Bye-bye. Do you need one of those crazy-ass helicopters? You know, the ones that they built the CN Tower with? You know what I mean? Yeah, skydreamers. It's just the top that's on fire. If you had a great big saw, you could cut, like, the whole top of the ship off. That's not...

Kick that overboard. That's impossible, man. And then have the rest of it. I like the way you're thinking, but that's fucking... That's a dumb one. I mean, yeah, you could, Ricky. It would have to be a long blade.

Like a big, long chainsaw kind of deal. 40 feet across. 40 feet? But. Bigger than that. Rick, man, you need another boat the size of that boat with a fucking chainsaw. It's like fucking 400 feet long i mean the why don't they just take it you know add a bunch of weight to it just dip it under the water temporarily

get rid of the weight and up she comes extinguished floaters yeah just pull it under for 10 seconds we're definitely more smart than everyone else but no no, no, no. Then you're talking water damage to these fucking cars. No, they'll die. You just put the cars in a big bowl of rice. You put them in a giant thing of rice. Pull up another rice ship. Oh, man. Put all the cars into the rice.

Sucks the water out of them. What sucks the salt out of it? Your mama. She likes sucking salty things. Salt sucker. Ah. Boom! Alright, what else you got for us, Rick?

I don't have much. Just this woman that died from botched butt injections. What? She died from what? A botched button? A botched butt injection. Oh, butt injection. Oh, butt injection. Oh, she wants to get the ass going. Yeah, but she got injected with this unknown substance, and that fucking killed her.

Why are people doing that shit, man? Because they're fat. And the person that did it just fucking drove her to the hospital in her own vehicle and left her there in the parking lot naked from the waist down. With her butt rotting away. Yeah. How? Oh, my Jesus, people. With their butt rotting away. Yeah. How?

Oh, my Jesus, people. That's fucking gross, man. So what is a butt injection? I mean, I know what anal is, but. No, no. They're putting liquid to make the arse cheeks bigger. But why? Because they want the big, you know.

When you twerk, they get the movement. They want that. They want the jibby jib. They want the badonk. Why, though? I don't know, man. I don't know, man. Some people like the fucking big butts.

You should get some ass injections, bubs. Get a nice little bubble butt. Bubble with the bubble butt. As you twerk it around. I don't want a bubble butt, man. It's groovy. Why are you talking like that? I don't know.

I just turned into a cool 70s guy there for a second. What else you got there, man? I'm telling you, there's something that's the fucking, these scientists, man, they got their shit fucking together, some of them. Some of them. There's something called air protein. Oh, fuck, of course, you're all over that.

Yeah. Startup uses space-age tech to create meat out of thin air. It's fucked and it looks tasty. It looks better

than plant-based shit. But this stuff, they've basically taken a bunch of microbes capable of converting CO2 into amino acids. And the final product being a plant-based flour

that can be used to make a bunch of fucking meatless products. Not buying it. You want to take a look at this steak? I want to own stock in that company. So do I. We need to get some money. They can solve the world's hunger problems. Check that out.

That looks like a tasty fucking steak. They made that out of air? They made that out world's hunger problems. Check that out. That looks like a tasty fucking steak. They made that out of air? They made that out of air, man. I want stock in the company. It's just all protein, man. You could just, well, basically, you're just George Jetson then. You can just go to the thing. Well, they could, yeah.

Out pops a steak. That's what it is, man. That's crazy. You could solve world hunger with this shit, man. George Jetson. Clotty with a Chance Meatballs is real. Jane, his wife. See, that's it.

His daughter, Judy. Can you imagine doing that? Pressing the button and then up comes this fucking steak? His boy, Elroy. All right, I'm going to look into this, boys. Who else was on the Jetsons? George Jetson, Jane, his wife, his daughter Judy, his boy Alroy,

and Astro the dog. That's it. Yeah, that's it. Was there not another one? There was a fucking boss. There was a boss. There was a bit of a... Mr. Filibuster.

...bob. Was that it? Yeah, and there was a... Wasn't there a... What the fuck is going on with your brain? Didn't they have a gardener though?

How's your brain so good? Yeah, man. I don't know. I know my shows. I might be getting that confused good? Yeah, man. I don't know. I know my shows. I might be getting that confused with something else, though. Guess who got born today, now? Who? Oh, I know who got born.

Zeppo Mareks. Oh, yeah. Zeppo Mareks. Did he invent the Zeppo? Zeppo lighter? No. Zeppo? It's not Zeppo Mareks, Ricky. Who is it? Zeppo? Zeppo. Zeppo Mareks? No. Zippo? Oh, Zippo, yeah. It's not Zippo Merckx, Ricky. Who is it?

Zippo? Zappo. Zappo Merckx? Who the fuck is that? Not Zappo. Zappo. Zappo? Yes. All right.

Whatever. What's his fucking name? His real name was Herbert Manfred. He was one of the Merckx brothers. Oh, okay. Yeah. I don't really know much about them. The Merckx brothers.

Yeah. Groucho. Didn't they run Russia for a bit? No, that's Karl Marx, Ricky. He's not one of the Marx Brothers. The Marx Brothers were a fucking vaudevillian comedy team. I don't know if they were technically vaudevillian, but... The Marx Brothers.

Groucho. Yeah? You know who Groucho Marx is. You'd know him to see him. I might. He had the big eyebrows and the stache and the cigar. I thought that was Einstein. He was a bit of a fucking dickhead, though, wasn't he?

Who? Groucho. Groucho. He was fucking brilliant. He wasn't Grouchy. What was his name? Was that a nickname, Groucho? It's a stage name.

Yeah, his real name wasn't Groucho. Oscar the Grouch's name is not Oscar. Sally Jessie Raphael got born also today. Yeah. But guess who else? Who? Ric Flair. Ric Flair.

Did Ric Flair get born today? Yeah. Born in Memphis, Tennessee. Yeah, we almost met in there, didn't we? Yeah. No, it was somebody else. It was a different wrestler. Ric Flair?

Who was the wrestler with the bar? That was Ric Flair, wasn't it? They all have bars, don't they? Yeah. All wrestlers have bars? That might have been New Orleans, was it? What? I can't remember.

Oh, when we were in Memphis? Yeah, it was in Memphis. Oh, that was, what's his fucking name there? Jerry Lawler. Oh, it was Jerry Lawler. See, you're fucking good, man. Jerry Lawler's bar. We were at Jerry Lawler's bar with Alex Lyson from Rush.

Fucking Carrot Top. Carrot Top's birthday today. He's awesome. He's a good dude. We should call Carrot Top out,ot Top's birthday today. He's awesome. He's a good dude. We should call Carrot Top out. See what he's doing. He's probably sleeping, man, right now. Yeah, he might be.

It's like four hours back, isn't it? Sean Austin. Yeah, Sean Austin. Who? Rudy. Rudy. Rudy. The movie, man.

Oh. And he was also in The Lord of the Rings. The Lord of the Rings is a more famous movie I that I don't know man what about Goonies he was Goonies that's what this says Sean Austin was one of the kids in Goonies man he was one of the little kids I don't know if he was one of the kids Paul yeah he wasn't fucking old in 1983 and And one of your little idols. I know who it is.

Who, mine? No, mine. Okay, who's that? For the Beatles. Yes. George Harrison's birthday today. That's right. Happy birthday, George.

Happy birthday, George Harrison. Fucking drink to that. Give us a cheers, boys. R.I.P. Yeah. Cheers, man. that give us a cheers for IP yeah yeah tears that so we have her birthdays or what birthdays oh by the way if you want to perform that when you guys want to perform that penis surgery the guy says he'll pay $68,000. That's a lot of money.

68 grand. No, 628. Oh, fuck. For what penis surgery? Their penis reduction. No, I don't need that. Do you think you can pull that off? If I want it to become a Ken doll.

I get a reduction, I'm going to be a Ken doll. That's a removal, not a reduction. Just a smooth bump. Holy shit, man. I can going to be a Ken doll. That's a removal, not a reduction. Just a smooth bump. Holy shit, man. I can't believe people are fucked up. Snake and whole scorpion soup. That's what people are eating. Yeah. Look at that fucking thing.

Does that look delicious? That doesn't look great. It looks fucking disgusting. This is how you get fucking COVID, right here, eating fucking things you don't need to be eating. It's fucking gross, man. I mean, I guess scorpions aren't as bad as, you know, untested bats and things. Well, they could be.

Why are you eating scorpions? Why? Because they're fucking bugs, man. Just listen to the scorpions. Oh, man, the scorpions are one of my top fucking bands back back in the day buddy yeah did you ever see the early days footage of him when he used to wear pumps on stage no he wore fucking like basically high heel boots like yes barely no i mean like lady boots you sure oh yeah he was awesome he was I mean, just the fucking way he moved.

He looked like a velociraptor. The way he moved around. Finally, scientists find a way of making non-alcoholic beer taste just like the real thing. Why? Why would you want to drink beer that has no fucking liquor in it? Well, because some people suffer from alcoholism. Yeah, you're an alcoholic. One of them sitting at this table.

Look, if they could make a rum or a whiskey... Who's a fucking alcoholic? ...and didn't have alcohol, you'd be... You were. No, I'm not. I have slowed down quite a bit, my friend. You can't function without alcohol, therefore... I can function quite well without it.

Last day you went without a drink. Shut up. You quite well without it. Last day you went without a drink. Shut up. You cannot function without alcohol. I can function quite fine. You're a functional alcoholic. I do this because I choose to. I don't... I'm not, like, running around...

You admitted to me on the phone when you were in jail that you're an alcoholic. Yeah, because I wanted something. That's why. Of course I'm going to fucking admit it. It's not true, though. As you sip liquor. Because I like the taste bubs no you can't live without the taste look who's talking drink yeah but I you know what I don't need it I just drink because we're here and it's here okay well I don't yeah I drink it because I enjoy the taste you drink it because you fucking it is part of your

DNA now you've been drinking alcohol since you were seven. Well, you drink, you eat fucking Froot Loops every morning for breakfast, don't you? I don't need to. Well, you do. That's a, I consider that a luxurious treat. I feel like this is a luxury. A succulent Chinese meal. What?

Remember that guy? No, man. You don't know that video where the guy's getting arrested and he goes, get your hand off my penis? What? You don't know that? No, man. What am I being arrested for?

Because I'm enjoying a meal, a succulent Chinese meal. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, my God. You got to Google him. I have no idea. Like, I'm lost. Like, usually I don't get lost. It's this video of this guy. Okay, what's he saying?

Just put in succulent Chinese meal for the video and it'll pop up. I guarantee you he got arrested But they had the wrong guy this guy they thought he was a world Renowned thief and he was just a petty thief. So they grabbed him at a restaurant They're trying to stuff him in the police car and he he's resisting, but you watch what he's yelling. Okay. You'll love him. Jack Carlson? You'll love him.

This dude? You need to rest. Watch. Watch. Need a rest. Armando, watch. Watch. Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest. Watch.

Have a look at the headlock here. See that chap over there? Get your hand off my penis! This is the bloke who got me on the penis before. Is this real? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? Yeah. For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal?

A succulent Chinese meal? Oh, let's watch it. Oh, fuck. We've got to show people. No, we can put it full screen. Put the full screen. Let me see what he looks like. You know your judo, Will.

Hey, user. Are you waiting to receive my limp penis? Now, dig your ass back. This guy is fucking great, man. You know what? This guy's better than you, Rick, who were dealing with the police. He's good. Get your ass back.

Ta-ta. Farewell. Fucking love that, dude. You've never seen that before? I've never seen that before in my life, man. How old is that? It's old. It's fucking old, buddy. I think they arrested him in the 80s or something. Yeah, that, dude. You've never seen that before? I've never seen that before in my life, man. How old is that? It's old. It's fucking old, buddy.

I think they arrested him in the 80s or something. Yeah, that's mine. How did you know about that and never tell us? I thought we all watched that together. No, man. Maybe. I've showed you that when you were baked, Ricky, I'm sure. Yeah, he must have been pretty fucked up when you showed us that.

Sounded like a fucking Monty Python. What is the charge for eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? That's fucking great, man. Get your hand off my penis! Are you waiting to receive my limp penis? I think he sells merchandise and everything now. I think he sells t-shirts

that say succulent Chinese meal. He should, or get your hands off my penis, or whatever else he fucking said. Maybe that wouldn't be as great of a shirt. All right. Well. You know what we're doing? Wrapping.

We got to get that TV fixed. We got to fucking get a PS4. We got to figure out how the fuck we're going to get a tugboat out to get that fucking boat that's on fire. Yeah. And that's our job for the day. It's a big day.

It's a big day. That's a big day. So on that, we got to go. See you guys later. Cheers. And I want to just thank everybody that came out to see us in Vancouver. That was awesome. Oh, yes.

We had a great time. Is this the first one we've done since Vancouver? It feels like a year ago we went to Vancouver. I know, man. It was just the other day. No, it was last weekend. Fan Expo in Vancouver. And should we tell the people there's another one? We're going to Vancouver. I know, man. It was just the other day. No, it was last weekend. Fan Expo in Vancouver. And should we tell the people there's another one?

We're going to the one in Calgary next. Calgary, Alberta. Fan Expo. We're going there. When is it? Like April? I don't know, man. April.

I think it's in April. Yep. April sometime. We're going to Calgary, boys. We'll get out there and fucking get right on her. Right on the liquor. All right Cheers Let's go boys got work to do like the way you're signing off all abruptly. Okay do it

No, I just like to let it Peter out