Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 40 - On the Ninth Day of F**kedmas

Episode Date: January 1, 2020

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! It's finally 2020, just like Bubbles' perfect vision! The Boys try to piece together the last nine days of partying, which included tinfoil gladiator fights, magic pizza, and Santa stabbings. Bubbles also hosts another game of If I Had To - let the arguments commence!

Boys? Boys? Reggie? Roll time, fellas. Roll time. We're gonna have to wait about an time, fellas. Roll time. We're gonna have to wait about an hour, bud. Reggie. Julian.

Can't wait an hour, boy. Sorry. Can you give us an hour? No. I can't. I'm out. Oh, fuck. I'm the champ. Still the champ.

Champ. Ricky. Ricky. Ricky, get up. Julian. What? Wake up, we gotta work. What do you mean, man?

You gotta do the thing on the thing with the thing. It's a new year day. I can't do anything right now, Bob. Come on, boys. Fuck. We can do it. Call me in two days, man. Here, Ricky.

Blow on the horn. Blow on my horn. Ha ha ha ha. Blowing my horn. Okay boys, this is actually, I feel actually now that I'm standing up, not feeling too bad. Oh fuck, what happened? Still partying.

Look, I didn't even spill my liquor on me. I hugged it. I hugged it and went to sleep and now it's back in my head. And I'm still partying. Here, you need help, Ricky? What are you doing? I can't get up, man. I'm sore as fuck.

You can't lean on Santa, that's for sure. Oh, my God. Why am I so fucking sore? I think you slept on Santa banging him. You mushed all the air out of his beard. Julian! Holy fuck, man. Here. How many days has it been?

Um... Day nine. Day nine, Ricky. We did it. No! Sleep! Tell Brooklyn! Fuck, man, are you serious we're doing this right now? Uh, don't fucking fuck around, man. Stop fucking with me, bubs!

Oh, come on, Julian! Oh, man! All right, I'll get up, I'll get up! Stop fucking me me, Pops. Oh, come on, Julian. Fuck, man. All right, I'll get up. I'll get up. Stop fucking me, Santa. Fuck, man. That was a good one, man. This is not fucking cool, Pops. None of this is cool right now.

There. Just get up. I hope you got something to talk about, man, because I don't have a fucking thing. My lungs are fucked. We're going to talk about, we're going to light some candles and talk about our feelings. Ugh.

That's what we're doing. Like, couldn't we, like, have showers and reset everything right now? No. You know? Because we're, it's already happening. Ricky, park after dark. I've only had...

From looking at the ice melt in here, I've had 25, 26 minutes of sleep. I barely remember fucking ringing in the New Year. We didn't... Do we do that yet? Is it still January 1 or is it January 2 now? Don't know. Don't care. It's 2020. I know that. We may have fucking slept through a whole day. It's 2020, I know that.

We may have fucking slept through a whole day. It's the year of Barbara Walters. Get it? It's the year of Barbara Walters. Get it? 2020. Oh yeah, there's a show called 2020. Yeah, 2020. There's also a vision called 2020. Yeah, perfect vision is 2020.

I have it. What the fuck is this thing? Nah, 2020. There's also a vision called 2020. Yeah, perfect vision is 2020. I have it. What the fuck is this thing? That was on my head. That was on my head. It's my gladiator. Remember we were playing gladiators? What is this thing?

That's a- I know what it looks like to me. It's a cock, foil cock. Tin foil cock. Remember we were having gladiator fight, Bob? Guess what this is. No, no. This was my Roman helmet.

Yeah, but guess what it is now. It's a tinfoil vagina. This is a dude. This is your mama. Get it? It's a gaping hole. It's a gaping bucket. You still have your Roman helmet on, Ricky. What do you mean?

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, I do. Plus, it's just, there's way too much fucking, there's too much shit on this fucking table. All right, it's January the 1st and January the 2nd. We're not sure, but happy fucking New Year, everybody. This is the park after the dark. Hey, do it like baby New Year.

Hop, hop, happy! it like Baby New Year. Hop, hop, hoppy! What? Baby New Year. Remember that little cocksucker? Oh, man. Used to be on the TV every year. What about the New Year part? No, Baby New Year was the little member of his ears

popped out of his hat. Yeah, but was he just saying happy? Happy what? That's fucking warm. He was saying hop, hop, hoppy. What time did we go to bed? Baby New Year. 25 minutes ago. Wow. That's good shit. The sun just came up, though, hop, hoppy. What time did we go to bed? Baby New Year. 25 minutes ago.

Wow. That's good shit. The sun just came up, though. Half an hour ago. The sun came up, so we got to figure out... Oh, my fuck. These fucking things are itchy. Ricky, we got to figure out when our stop date is.

Is this our last day of drinking? I don't know, because I don't know what day it is. Just to be safe, we're going to drink today. I don't know, I don't know what day it is. Just to be safe, we're gonna drink today. Oh man, those are itchy. Feels a lot better. You seem like you're in pretty good shape. How come I, uh... How come I got furry balls?

What? How come I have a trumpet attached to my wiener? Because you were fucking playing with it. Here, do you want to play the trumpet, Julian? No, you were diddling around down there. Do you want to touch my furry balls? Boys. Why would you do that?

All right, that's enough, boys. That's enough. My pants are falling down, too. All right. It is 2020. I never thought I'd see this type of a year. Okay, so let's... We got to make New Year's resolutions. No, we don't.

We did last night, didn't we? What were they? I don't remember. Mine, I believe mine was to try to remember what my New Year resolution was when I sobered up. Did you do it? No. Or did I?

Julian, you said your New Year's resolution was you were gonna cut back on the muscle milk and you were gonna up your protein intake. It was not that. And you were gonna work on your specific muscle groups more. Yeah. Wasn't it? No.

You told me that I'd prom... No, I'm not even gonna get into it. You wanted me to be, like, less grumpy and not think about money. You promised that you were gonna work your deltoids more. Pups. That was your resolution. You're so fucked. I don't even know what a deltoid more. Pups. That was your resolution. You're so fucked. I don't even know what a deltoid is.

Where is it, Julian? It's right up on this guy, right at the top there on his shoulders. Oh, those are your delts, are they? Then you're gonna start wearing the shirt around that we made for you that says, muscle dick. Why are you guys fucking picking on me this morning? I don't need this shit.

I've got nothing, okay? Fuck off. I'm too fucked. Okay, so let's just recap what's happened in the last fucking... Nine days? Since Christmas morning. Christmas party went well. It was very, very, uh...

Went very well. I can't talk today. Until you burned Randy with the thing. Santa Claus made it through Christmas, which is un-fucking-believable. Well, I've patched him. You know what I mean? He's had a couple wounds.

He got shot. And Ricky stuck a fucking chef knife in him about 40 times. Well, that's when he came at me. I knew it. I knew it. He didn't come at you, Ricky. How could the thing come at you? He was over there, and all of a sudden, he was here right in my fucking face, and I had a good buzz on him.

Fuck him. All right, what day did we... The fan blew him towards Ricky, and Ricky thought he was alive, so he grabbed his shaft knife and stabbed him. Okay. You know what? But I repaired him with my bicycle tube repair kit. He didn't bleed a drop.

Was that the day of the mushrooms? There was one day out of the days. No, that wasn't. That was the day he got shot. The mushroom day. Yeah. Maybe we should do that many mushrooms next year. We've got to cut it down a bit.

Agreed. Because most humans can't handle that many. Next year, half the intake of mushrooms. Write it down. I'll, half the intake of mushrooms. Write it down. I'll sign it. Bill of sale. I believe it was putting the mushrooms in the food coloring that changed their... The green mushrooms and the red mushrooms was a bad idea.

Christmas mushrooms... It was a fun... I think that the food coloring changed the metabolic structure of the mushroom. I think it could have been more potent. It could have also been the garlic weed butter that was on the pizza with the mushrooms and the food coloring. Okay, see, I didn't know about that. Did you know there was garlic weed butter on that pizza? No, man.

I didn't even know the mushrooms were magic on the pizza, so I had extra pieces. I don't remember eating the pizza. I had three pieces. Oh, shit, man. That's so I had extra pizza. I don't remember eating the pizza. I had three pieces. Oh, shit, man. That's why I was so fucked. Well, next year we're gonna, like, do it together. You just don't fucking trick us next year, man. Just let us know.

If you are eating pizza in my house, why would you not think that it was magic mushrooms and fucking weed-infused garlic butter? I thought it might have had a little bit of something sprinkled on it, like weed. I like that, man. I like that. You know, like, go to the moon... Sorry, guys. Did you have fun? No.

Until we thought the fucking Santa Claus was Godzilla and I had to shoot him. It was good up until that point. Man. I'm still having fun, because I'm not sober yet. And once I am, then the hangover kicks in. I agree. Let's power through this. It's going to be a sad day. Because this might only be day eight. We don't know.

Maybe I should switch back to beer, should I, Ricky? For 2020? No, for today, I mean. Oh, today. Well, is there even any left? Is there any beer? There's only one way to find out. Who wants to get up and go check the fridge? Oh, I'm trying.

I'm trying, Ricky. Just use the pelt. Use the pelt. Oh, there is beer left. How? Down in the drawer, bubbly. They're awful far away. Oh, look, there's the bastards up there, too. Oh, I'm saving those.

Just wait. I'm going to stay on this. The only way I'm going to keep drinking today is that at the end of the day before you go to bed, you eat that whole fucking stick of butter. I'm in. Is it a stick or a log? It's a log. It's the whole...

Like a pound of butter. It's a pound. Quarter milk, loaf of bread, and a stick of butter. Stick of butter. You do that, I'm partying all night. Quarter milk, loaf of bread, and a stick of butter. That used to be on... Sounds like a healthy dinner to me.

Remember what that's from? That's from Sesame Street. Boys, you promised me we would play another game. You've been trying to play that all fucking night, man. You said when we get up in the morning, we'll play if you had to. We're not up yet. We're definitely not up yet.

We're up. No, we were just up on a little break. We're going back to bed as soon as this is done. No, we're not. Here. Okay. Then we'll get up. Here we go. Here's your cards, Julian. One. Drunk, stoned, or stupid.

Two. What the fuck is this? We're stupid. Whyunk, stoned, or stupid? Two. What the fuck is this? We're stupid. Why are the cameras even here? Christmas, New Year's Day. How did that happen? Because you fucking are the one that signed the contract. One, two, three, four, five. Okay.

One, two, three, four, five. There's your five. You're a judgey? One, two, three, four, five. What do we do? How do we do this again? You pick them up. You look at them all.

I'm the judge, so you pick the one that you think I would least like to do. Least like to do. All right. And then you've got to do. All right. And then you've got to argue. Oh, man. This is a game of if I had to, the person who loses has to eat the stick of butter. How about that?

Oh, man, I got two good ones. Loser eats the whole stick of butter like a chocolate bar. Okay. I don't know those two good ones. Lose or eat the whole stick of butter like a chocolate bar. Okay. I don't know those two good ones. You're gonna get to use them both, but you gotta think which one the bubbler would hate to do the most. And then you lay them down here. Lay down your pecs right here. I got two.

Well, you gotta peck one. That's the rules of the game. Alright, man. This is for you, right? This is the thing you think I would least like to do. All right, this is it. Okay. Let's see what we got. Julian's.

I don't even know why. Card is. I wouldn't give a fuck if that was my card. Tell every kid you meet that Santa isn't real. I have no problem doing that. Are you kidding me? Go here, give me another car. No. Oh, you're gonna make the kids cry. Ricky says,

Receive daily cock slapping from The Rock. It's pretty easy, Julian. Oh, this is no fair, man. There's no contest. This is like, no, man. This is... That is one of the cards. Receive daily cock slapping from the rock. This is the winner.

I would much rather tell every kid I meet, because I could do it like this. Hey, you know Santa isn't real, right? Ha ha, just teasing you. No, I didn't know that. Well, you would have had to think of that. I fucking feel good. I didn't even have to fight for it.

Okay, Ricky doesn't even have to explain himself. He is the winner. Good for Ricky. Of round one. Yes! Okay, so now these go back here. I'll just put them in there. I get one more card and you get five

and Julian's a little judge-a-rooney. There's your new card. There's your new card. Why am I, am I the judge? You're the judge, so you don't have to do it. Me and Ricky. Oh man. I guess this one, these aren't, these cards suck.

Mine suck, man. Is that yours? Yep. Okay, just wait. Is that yours? Yep. Okay, just wait. Five seconds, pups. Okay, I'm pretty sure. Jesus Christ. Pretty sure this one's gonna be

anything you've got, Ricky. No, this one's already won. I don't even need that. What do you mean this was bad? Well, I don't know. How might this be bad? You might wanna check this one. Well, I don't know. This is bad. You might want to check this one. What's his first?

What's Ricky's first? Oh, my God. They're both pretty bad. You've got to pick one, though. That's the thing. The game's called... Declare yourself as a sex offender to everyone you meet. Jesus Christ.

That's a bad one. That is a bad one, especially if you're in jail. I know, Julian. Sex offender to everyone you meet. Jesus Christ. That's a bad one. That is a bad one, especially if you're in jail. I know, Julian, sex offender. I'm in jail, hey, yeah, that's what I am. Okay, now read mine. I think mine's still... Pooh. Poe.

Poe from the Teletubbies? Yeah. Are you kidding me? Is a pimp, and you're his bottom bitch. What? What the fuck do you mean? Poe from the Teletubbies is your pimp, and you're his bottom bitch. What? What the fuck? Poe from the Teletubbies says you're his bottom bitch.

Does that mean he's banging him? Yeah. Jesus Christ, what do you mean? They're both, like, really bad. You've got to pick one. Poe, man. There's no way I'd let Poe touch me, number one.

Okay, so I win then. And number two, I wouldn't stop talking to people if I had to say that. Well, there you go, see? You have to reason with it. For fuck's sakes. I would not meet anybody for the rest of my life. For Ricky's, you could just not introduce yourself to anybody.

That's right, okay. And you're out of it. Mine, you're getting banged by the Teletubbies all the time. I'm not getting banged by Poe or Pooh. God damn it. Sorry, man. Bubbles wins. I told you.

So I'm one, you're one, and... So now I need a new card. And the rock is zero. And... Yeah, you... Do you have five cards? I got five. I need one more. You need a new one.

So now it's me and you against Ricky. Things that you think Ricky would hate to do the most. Oh, my God. See, he wouldn't give a fuck about any one of these cards. Well, one of these cards is... do the most? Oh, my God. See, he wouldn't give a fuck about any one of these. Well, one of these he would enjoy,

so I don't... No, one he does anyway. He doesn't do it anyway. Like, no more bathing? He wouldn't give a fuck. Nope. The Church of Scientology is trying to ruin

his fucking life. He would ruin their lives. Okay, there's mine. He would fuck them up. There's mine right there. Okay. All your exes are moving in with him? He would have the craziest orgy known to man.

Well, you got to put one down to go up against me. Because I'm going to win. All right. Okay, this is it. And because he's afraid of these things. That's the only reason. Whose do I read first? Read Julian's first.

Have all your friends turn into slithery little snakes. You don't like snakes? I do not like snakes. I fucking hate snakes. You would not be hanging with us, but you would find a way, wouldn't you? And what's mine, Ricky? Your left hand hates you and randomly tries to kill you. That's a weird one. Ricky, that would drive you crazy if your left hand tried to kill you all the time. It does sometimes.

But you're not hanging out with the boys anymore, man. No more drinking. Fuck. How can I even hold a glass of them snake? You could just slither around it and then dip your little snake head in, take a drink. It would be the same, man. Yeah, you know what? Fuck. Because I think I could handcuff my left hand to things wherever I was. Oh, for fuck's sakes.

So Julian won. But I might still be trying to get out my cards. We're gonna go rob a fucking store. Come on, Snakes. You're coming with me. What good am I gonna be holding up a fucking store? Zero. But we're still big, Ricky. It's still us. You're coming with me. What good am I going to be holding up a fucking store? Zero. But we're still big, Ricky.

It's still us. We're just snake people. We're slithery. Can you talk? Yes, we can talk. No, we can't talk. We're snakes. We're little.

We don't party. We don't smoke dope. So we're little. So you could put us in your pocket. I hate fucking snakes. Hey, Bubbles, how you doing? You'd probably bite me because you'd be so bitter that I wasn't a snake. He would have his fucking jaws right around your nuts.

I fucking hate snakes. Do it. I'm a winner. All right. Okay, so it's 1-1. So next round, we should just go winner takes all. Where do these go? Those go in here.

How many cards do you got, Ricky? Oh, so I'm the judge. And how many do you got? I need one more. And it better be a good one, because these are fucked. And I need one. But I'm the judge this time. Let's see another one.

He doesn't give a fuck about the... Oh, this is you? This is Bob's. It's me. Okay. That's a fucking... Oh, this is you? This is Bubz. It's me. Okay. That's a fucking, it's going to be tough to beat this one right here. Really?

Yes, sir. I'll tell you right now, this is not something I would enjoy. Yeah? Yeah. Well, that's not that great fun. Okay, who's my reading first? Julian? Yeah, Well, that's not that great fun. Okay, who's am I reading first? Julian's? Yeah, mine's lame. You're deeply in debt to mobsters who use lightsabers.

They kill ya. That's not good. No. But- Can you imagine how much that would hurt? Right through you, they come up to you- Right through you, man. Well, I think I might be able to reason with them.

No. There's a talking zit on your face, and yep, he's racist. Okay. That would be a nightmare. So you've got a little zit in your face that talks, and he's yelling racial slurs at people. You're going to get your fucking face punched in constantly. You should.

Constantly. You should want to hit that guy. Getting the shit beat out of me. Because I obviously wouldn't have any control over him. But why couldn't I just pop? No, I could just put a band-aid over him. I could just... A lightsaber. You're not putting his voice so loud it'll go right through the band. No, Ricky, you know what I'd do? I'd lather

him in Vaseline so he can't breathe. He can't talk through the Vaseline. Fucking band-aid over him. But then... You have a lightsaber. You can't put a band-aid over your arm being fucking... A lightsaber. And they're mobsters.

You can borrow the money. They don't give a fuck. You can borrow the money, no problem. Well, you know, monster movies where they're taking out your teeth? This is way worse, man. I'd lend it to you. Deeply in debt to the mobsters. Deeply.

It's going to be hard to borrow money if you're deeply in debt, Ricky. It'd lend it to you. Deeply in debt to the mobsters. Deeply. It's gonna be hard to borrow money if you're deeply in debt, Ricky. It's not like I owe them figures. I would not help you, man. I would not fuck with those guys. Those guys will cut your ear off with the lights there. I think it would be worse to be dealing with the mobsters. Fuck!

The little Zed, I could deal with that cocksucker. You racist little bastard. Deal with him, no problem. Damn it. Stick a pen right through your cheek if he had to. Does that mean Julian fucking wins? Well, I don't know. So I win.

Well, wait now, but that's not fair, because you got an extra time as the... No, I think I just won, bubs. Well, I was the judge more than you guys. Yeah, that's true. So then I don't get an equal shake. We should each go twice. Each judge twice. you guys. Yeah, that's true. So then I don't get an equal shake. You should each go twice. Each judge twice.

Okay. Okay, we're doing it. So now it's, uh... Yeah, they could have it up, man. Before you start partying. I need a fucking card. Okay, this one goes away, right? No, those are...

Oh, what's going on here? Oh, yeah, these are the ones that go away. Those go in there. So you need a card, Ricky? Yes, sir. Right there. I need a card. Oh, fuck off, these suck.

I'm taking a card, bubs. Well, you shouldn't be able to card. I gave one a second ago, man. Oh, my fuck. Who's this for? This is for, you're the judge. These suck. This is for Julian, Ricky. All right, give it to me.

Excuse me. Got like five seconds before I fall asleep. Okay. I'm gonna try it. Yeah, these aren't great for Julian, but I'm gonna try that one, because... Not a clue. Mm-hmm. These suck. Okay, there you go.

There we go. First one. Five shitty cards. Live in the Jurassic period? That's me. He wouldn't dare. There's no liquor. Oh, yeah.

I could make liquor. No, you wouldn't have... You would have Jurassic knowledge. All right, just a second. That is bad. That is bad. A little Tyrannosaurus Rex trying to rip your fucking muscles off. Oh, why am I arguing your case?

Yeah. Jurassic. Oh, you could make liquor. Be replaced in your friend group by a porpoise masquerading as you? Who's the fuck? Well, that means me and Ricky are hanging around with a porpoise, which we think is you, but you're a porpoise. Good luck with that one, boys.

Don't care about that. He's a drunk porpoise. Live in the dress, period. Yeah, they know booze. So Ricky got a point. All right, now I'm the judge. So I got to win this one. I'm going to be tied, I guess.

Who needs fucking cards, and where do I take them from? I need, here, show guess. Who needs fucking cards and where do I take them from? I need, uh, here, show me. Who's the judge? Take them from there and I need one. You need one? Yeah. Julian, you need any cards? No.

These go back to this guy? Yeah, but they gotta be facing the right, yeah. Okay. Okay. Make me fucking unhappy. Fuck these, Ricky will do any of these. You're supposed to be looking at your cards. Okay. Make me fucking unhappy. Fuck these, Ricky will do any of these. You're supposed to be looking at your card.

Oh, I am, sorry. Imagine if you could live to 2080. That would be like the margarine butter spread. That's 8020, Ricky. You're not living that long. No, not without some Han Solo for you. 8020, that's like 7,000 years. All right, definitely. You would not want this, man.

We shall see. Okay, just, um... I'll try this one. Ricky might enjoy this though, because he'd get paid. I get paid? No, you wouldn't get paid for that. I'll just take some...

Okay, Bubbles is saying, you, in your current physical condition, are now a starting NFL running back. That would be awesome, but Jesus. Ricky, you're going to get... I would probably get killed. You're going to get pummeled on a daily basis. You hold the record for biggest boobs in the world.

That would suck, because they're heavy. The biggest boobs in the world. That would suck, because they're heavy. The biggest ones in the world, man. That, well, yeah. You're talking, you've got... No, but Ricky, you could get a boob reduction. No, no, no. Yes, you could. You can't get...

And you can get it for free, because it's medical at that point. They're too big. He has the record, though. He'll be known as the guy with the biggest boobs in the world. He doesn't care. Ricky, you'd be world famous. You would enjoy that.

See, both of these, yeah, I wouldn't mind either one of them, really. Well, the running back, Ricky, you're going to have... You've got a set of boobs, man. Come on. You could get them taken apart. You could get them taken off, but, Ricky, if you're a running back, you're getting fucking demolished by 400-pound guys every day. I know, but if you played in one game, you could always say I played in a fucking NFL game. But you're not playing in one game.

Oh, who won? Yeah, you want to play football, man. Think about it. Ricky, you're going to have lots of free booze. I would get hurt probably bad. You'd get lots of free weed. No, he wouldn't. And ladies.

Why would he get free weed? Can you smoke weed in the NFL? No. You're doing it right, you can. No, they drug test you on a daily basis. No, they don't, man. They hardly ever do. Never smoke another joint, right?

Some people get caught. But if you had your big boobs, you could just be smoking around. Imagine, you could... Mo could play on them. You would be... Hey, you'd be a drunk. No, you'd be falling on your face all the time. Think about it.

No, you wouldn't, Ricky. Could you sleep on them? Yes! 100 pounds of boobs. They're wonderful to sleep on. Your back would be fucked. You know, anytime you're napping in the car, Ricky, you just mash them into the steering wheel.

You'll be leaking, like, milk out of your boobs all the time. No, he won't. He's not going to be pregnant. Yes, man. He would be. I don't know, man. Ricky, boobs? It's too much pressure.

Giant boobs are nothing to have. Yeah, until you've got some guy trying to grab them and trying to bang them and stuff, because there's people that do that. Fuck it, I guess I'll have to go with the running guy. Nah! Because I would probably get a concussion the first fucking play.

So, I got two points now. We're tied. We'll have to tie her up, or untie her up next time. This is for you? No, I got one card that I know that I can beat you no matter what. Any card. But we already...

There's no fair way to do it. Here, Buffs. You definitely... This would beat any... No, don't look, don't look. Why? This is the winning card. This is between you and I.

No, it's not gonna... But it's not fair because then you're just gonna... Doesn't work that way. We're gonna have to pick it up the next time. Why can't it work that way? I wanna see what it was. No, I wouldn't have that one. My card was everyone in the world...

You can't tell me that would ruin your life. Well, that would... Your cats? Are you kidding me? You can talk to animals, but they all hate you. Yes, I would not... That would not be good for me. Everyone in the world thinks you killed Jesus. That wouldn't be bad. No? You have a lot of people wanting to fucking kill you.

Ah, well. Okay, boys, are we continuing to drink? It is fucking 2020! Let's get this going. Happy New Year's, everybody! 2020 to drink? It is fucking 2020! Happy New Year's, everybody! 2020! Fucking New Year's. 2020 is the year, baby.

The year of what?