Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 40 - Wonderful, Wonderful Drugs

Episode Date: February 27, 2023

The Boys are trippin' after the Portland show - find out which stars they partied with! There's news on a Cadbury's Creme Egg heist, a shitty theatre review, and magic lab chicken. Also: F**k the sun, lock up your catalytic convertors!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. Pompernickel is a lovely bread. I don't know why we're even arguing about it. I like it when it's mixed with rye. Don't like it on its own. It's not good for you, man. That's what they're saying. I wasn't even trying to debate it. I it. I like it when it's mixed with rye. Don't like it on its own. It's not good for you, man. That's what they're saying.

I wasn't even trying to debate it. I've just said I like pumpernickel bread. Now you guys are fucking all ready to kill me. It's a good sex move. What? Pumpernickel. What's that? What sex move is that?

Yeah, what is it? The pumpernickel? Pump? Roll ofper nickel? Pump. Roll of fucking nickels. Pearl nickel? What? What did he say? A roll of nickels, he said.

A roll of nickels. This has something to do with bagging? What, do you strap them to the end of your wiener? Like a battering ram? No. Okay. It takes the place of the batter and ramp rolling nickels it's not you substitute rolling nickels for your wiener who would use the fucking rolling nickels as a basic sometimes

you're rolling change and things go down while you're rolling it next thing you know and that's a sex move called the pumper nickelkel. Did you make this up? I don't know. I've never heard of it. It's fucking weird, man. Alright. Welcome to the park after the dark. February the 24th.

Can't believe it. It is already. It's the 24th already. Yes! Well, thank fuck. It's February, which hasn't been that bad, really. No. It hasn't been that cold. It's historically theth already. Yes. Well, thank fuck. It's February, which hasn't been that bad, really. No. It hasn't been that cold. It's historically the shittiest of the month. It is the shittiest of the month. We're supposed to get a bit of snow tonight, but we'll see.

It's almost fucking spring. I know. I can't believe it. I'm finally, I think, coming back to normal after Portland, Oregon. Yes. Thank you for coming out to Portland. Holy fuck. Thank you for coming out to Portland. Holy fuck. Thank you for all the goddamn treats.

We had, unfortunately, we weren't able to bring it back because we have to go across. That sucked, leaving all those wonderful, wonderful drugs. Thank you. But you did a lot of them. We did as much as we could. A massive dent. Jesus, Murphy, you just, no.

That could be the most drugs I've done in three days, probably. You know what? I compare it to this. You know when you're little, we used to eat Jell-O a lot, right? I think I consumed more edibles over the weekend than I have Jell-O my entire life. I don't know if people give us fucking edibles everywhere. These little powders you put in drinks, fantastic. Oh, fuck those. Do you eat powder and you just put it in your drink?ders you put in drinks, fantastic. Oh, fuck, those are good.

THC powder, you just put it in your drink. Fucking hash vape pen, delicious. All kinds of beans. Like a whiskey and coke with THC powder is my favorite drink now. I don't have any because we couldn't bring it across the border. People gave us mushrooms. It was just a fucking, what an event. You ate a whole bag of gummies in one sitting.

I know, man. I love them. 10, gummies in one sitting. I know, man. I love them. 10, 15 milligrams in one sitting. I mean, no, they're good. Not just because my face is on the package, because they're rum and coke, Julian gummies. And you took a lady tincture, which is supposed to give you a lady boner. Yeah, I took that by mistake.

I don't know what it did to me. I was on too many edibles at the time. But there was some kind of a... There was a tincture that was for ladies, and it says it gives you a lady boner. And you went... When you were fucked up. Did you get a lady boner?

Didn't give me any kind of boner whatsoever. I just, I got... Did you get some tingly nips or anything? I may have had erect nipples. Maybe. Was there any milk coming out of your breasts? Any milk? What? I hope not, man. Was there any... Tingly nipples. I may have had erect nipples. Maybe. Was there any milk coming out of your breasts? Any milk? What?

I hope not, man. I didn't check. Maybe you were. But we were able to bring some of the edibles back. And we met a llama. Yes, we did. No drama llama. No drama llama.

No drama llama. He was nice. What a great thing to see. He wasn't a fine old pocket. He was nice. What a great thing to see when you're big. It wasn't a fucking alpaca. It only had four legs. A what? How many legs does an alpaca have? Yeah, I thought it was just two.

Isn't it a bird? No, an alpaca's not a fucking bird, man. It's like a llama, isn't it? Oh, they're from the same family, aren't they? I was thinking of... Ostrich. Yes. You're thinking of ostrich?

They look a lot alike. Yeah, they... No, they don't. They don't, man. Lamb is an ostrich. Don't look at him. This guy had nice hair pants. He was beautiful. He had hair pants. I've got some video of him. Here, let's put the video up. Boop. Oh, look at him. Yeah, those pants. He's got the hair pants on, like the flared 70s hair pants. Yeah, it was pretty chill, man. We got to meet some pretty cool people. Yeah, let's show the people who we met.

Who did we meet? Ron Perlman. Ron Perlman. That was decent. He's a very cool dude. Barry Manzo. He was the Hunchback back in the day. Christian Slater was in that movie.

And Sean Connery. The Hunchback? Yeah, the Rose it was called back in the day. Christian Slater was in that movie. And Sean Connery. The hunchback? Yeah, the rose it was called. Something with a rose. Bette Midler? Who? Bette Midler. She was in what?

He was in Beauty and the Beast, wasn't he? The Beast? Yeah, but no, this is old movies, man. I watched this one on JL one time. Sean Connery was in it. They were a bunch of monks and priests and shit. And he was the hunchback, Ron Perlman. Okay.

No, no, maybe he wasn't. No, I don't think so. You fucked that up, man. Did I? Holy fuck. Sorry, Ron, if you're watching this, I fucked up. Bruce Campbell. Bruce Campbell we met. Oh, back to the future.

Whole cast, almost. Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd. Yeah. Beth Tannen and the mom. Yeah. Who you wanted to dance with. No, I wanted to dance with Christopher Lloyd. He's Jim Ignatowski, boys, from Taxi.

You wanted to dance with him. I wanted to, you know, party with him. Then you got in a fight, almost, with a guy, because he told you to turn your music down. Not cool. Oh, I didn't almost get in a fight almost with the guy because he told you to turn your music down. Not cool. Oh, that was... Oh, I didn't almost get in a fight.

I just told him to go fuck himself. We should have fought him. What a dick. I don't know who that was. Anyway. Dabio or... Dabio.

Don't you... And then the week before that we were in Vegas and there's been a lot of chirping going on online saying that we stole the catalytic converter off the Wienermobile.

Now, it is a coincidence. It was stolen the same morning that we left Las Vegas, and they weren't able to locate it or the bandits, but I don't think it was us. Ricky. I can't say for sure it wasn't because I was pretty fucking banged up when I left there. What?

I think it was you. We were talking about it. You fucking took off for a while. Did I have a resip saw? Yes, you came back with 500 bucks American. Oh, it was worth more than that. No, that's what I mean. You could have got more. I was going to say something to you.

Okay, I stand corrected. He may have. We're not saying he did. The catalytic converter was stolen off the Wienermobile, which I did see the Wienermobile. I was pretty fucking blown away by it. You were underneath the Wienermobile. You were gone for a bit.

Said you were taking a piss. But you were gone, man. Anyway, why anybody would steal the Wienermobile's catalytic? Well, I mean, for money, I guess. But that's... It's shitty because the Wienermobile was out of commission for a little bit because of it. Fuck them.

The engine wouldn't run. It's a good story. You stole it, it's a good story. What Wienermobile? The Oscar Mayer... The fucking big, dirty Wienermobile. The Oscar Mayermobile. You got it, man.

You fucked it over. I don't remember. I don't think I did. In fact, I was getting on here to chirp whoever did it, but now I can't. The last thing I remember was you standing behind it, pretending the wiener was your cock. And then I forget.

See, this is the thing. When you get that drunk in Vegas, it takes time to piece it together the whole night. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I did piece together. Like the hangover. It's like the hangover. And you were underneath the meat. You were gone. Here's the problem, and I know we're part of the problem, but because so many fucking catalytic converters are getting stolen,

there's like a four-month fucking wait period for them. So now the Wienerobiel's fucked for four months. They've got to go steal another one. Bob, how hard would it be for you to build these things, start manufacturing? It's not easy. Oh, it's not easy. It's because of the metal that's in them. That's why they're expensive.

It's platinum or something, isn't it? It's, I forget. Titanium? It's not easy. It's because of the metal that's in them. That's why they're expensive. It's platinum or something, isn't it? It's, I forget. Titanium? It's not easy to come by. Why the fuck aren't we stealing converters? Well, here's the thing. Because it's greasy. This is what I love about the news.

All right. Not only do they tell you what happened, they tell you the best fucking vehicles to steal from. Why would they do that? They basically say a Toyota Prius is the most common, and the converter can be resold for $1,000. What? Off a Toyota Prius.

American money. Thank you, news. Thank you for telling us which vehicles to steal fucking catalytic converters from, and everyone else in America. Like, I can't see me getting underneath the car and fucking doing that, but Jacob. You could fucking lift up a Toyota Prius with your left arm and cut the fucking thing off with your right. Oh, good man. It's a tiny car.

I know. Is there many of them around here? Yes. There's all kinds of fucking nerds that drive them. Suit dummies and fucking school nerds. Oh, I'm gonna protect the sun. Save the fucking planet. You know what? Fuck them. We're gonna steal catalytic converters.

Protect the sun. Protect the sun. How are they protecting the sun, man? The sun could go away if you don't. Prius owners are protectors of the sun. Yep. Fuck them. You know what?

We're stealing converters, boys. Aw, boys. Well, it's going to be this. We're not stealing. Well, we are, I guess. I was going to say we're borrowing them. Can't we just not steal them? A thousand bucks each.

Who's going to buy them around here? I don't know anybody that fucking buys them. That's a problem. Reggie. Yeah, Reggie. There's clearly a market for them. If you steal them, then the people need to get a new one. You know what?

I can see them fucking buying stolen catalytic converters in a place like Quebec. Why? You see fucking mechanics, man. Back door, backyard mechanics. Okay. Let's go to Quebec. Don't get your cars fixed in Quebec, apparently. Well, I'm just saying they can't trace it back to us.

Oh, okay. You know what I mean? Cancel the don't get your cars fixed in Quebec. Quebec is a wonderful place to get your car fixed. Oh, I love it there. It's fucking great, but I can see there being some greasy fucking... You wanted to make a deal, huh? I wanted to make a deal.

Give me some cigarette and some killer de la converter, huh? Fucking rights, dude. We'll go have some chicken at St. Hubert. You guys are good. Hey. Did you hear about the guy in London? He stole 200,000 Cadbury cream eggs. Cadbury is the cream egg.

200,000. That's a lot. That's a lot, man. Worth about $38,000. Anyway, they got caught. They chased him down the highway. They mounted? No. When they pulled him over, he's like, they got caught. They chased him down the highway. They melted? No.

When they pulled him over, he's like, I didn't steal him. I'm the Easter Bunny. No, he didn't. Yeah. See that? They didn't believe him, obviously. Obviously, man. He wasn't a rabbit.

That sounds like something you'd say, Ricky. Fuck, that's what I was supposed to say, the same thing. He wasn't a rabbit, so he got fucked. You know what? When you're stealing things that have an expiry date to them, it's not the greatest things to steal. You know what I mean? Oh, they don't expire.

They do, man. Have you... I've had fucking... I'd buy a fucking cream egg from two years ago for the right price. Salt. Hard. It's like, it's not cream eggs. Salt? What? Just say salted. It's like it's fucking gross, man.

Cadbury Easter cream egg. What about Google? Do, do, do, do, do. Do you remember that commercial? No. What about a little Freon? Google it. Put it into the Googler.

I don't have Googler. Would a Freon keep them fresh? Freon. Fridge. Freezer. You don't have the what? Maybe. Try your Googler.

Go to the YouTube. Saito, do you really want me to do this? I want you to do this. What is this? Go to the YouTube Saito, do you really want me to do this? I want you to do this What is this? Go to the YouTube No, not happening Why? I gotta fucking go

Here's a fucked up one Get it fired up This inmate was able to order a lambskin to his jail A condom? No, I think it was a full fucking lambskin So then he wrapped around himself, got down on all fours, and walked right out of the prison pretending to be a lamb. What?

He got caught because they realized he wasn't in cell right before he got to the final gate. They were like, no, no, get back here, lamby. You serious? Fucking pretty smart, though. What? No, man, that's not smart. That's dumb.

He just got lucky. Nobody's going to go, man. That's not smart. That's dumb. You just got lucky. Nobody's going to go, why the fuck is there a lamb in here? Well, maybe it was a lamb-filled prison where they made sweaters. I don't know. Do they have those? Lamb-filled prison. So fucked. They make sweaters.

Fresh. Did you get it? You still want to hear Easter cream egg? I'm sure everybody's like going, fuck, I ate that commercial. No, it hasn't been on since the 80s. This is an old one. You know how sometimes you get a bad review and you're like, oh, I want to fucking do something to that person?

Bad review? When did you ever get a bad review? I haven't, but I know what people would feel like. Okay. What if you had like someone smoked your dope and like, oh, this is like fucking arcade know what people would feel like. Okay. What if someone smoked your dope and was like, this is fucking arcade dope? That would be bad. There's a lot of that.

That's happened. Well, this ballet company, they had to suspend their director because he was pissed off at the review he got, and the review person was back for the next show. He decided it would be a good idea to smear a bag of dog shit all over her face. Jesus. All over whose face?

The reviewer. The critic. The female critic. Oh, man. What the fuck is wrong with that guy's brain? Are you talking about the commercial with the fucking bunny going, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk? The one that goes, Cadbury's, eat your cream eggs, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

How come? So wait, he, so. Do, do, do. How come? So wait, so a critic came, gave him a bad review. Said, your show's a piece of shit. And next week he said, oh, a piece of shit, is it? Here's a piece of shit for you. No. What the fuck else is going on here? What the fuck is that?

Cats and mice? What? Oh, Bubs, I got something for you, buddy boy. Just a sec. Where is it? Oh, is that the kitty suits armor? Yes, man. Oh.

I saw that. There's a guy in Canada who builds actual suits armor for kitties. For what reason? In case a fucking illegal comes down from the sky? It'd be great for that. There's a guy in Canada who builds actual suits of armor for kiddies. For what reason? In case a fucking bald eagle comes down from the sky? It'd be great for that. An old bald eagle's fucking getting his little pinchers into his back.

Here's one of them. It's like in the Romans, man. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Look at that shit. Look at that. Makes the kitty look fucked. You want a little bit of a gang as kitty kind of look?

You go for that one. Gang as kitty. Gang as kitty. So how come... Look at that fucking thing. See, that's fucked. That person is... Can you imagine like a hundred of these motherfuckers coming at you?

That's right. How come when I read this article about the shit getting smeared in the person's face, I immediately thought it must have been a man. And then I read on that it was a female critic, and it made me feel like it was worse. Oh, the chick picking up some shit and wiping another chick's face? No, no, a guy...

Oh, what? Wiped dog shit in the female critic's face is what he's saying. Yeah. Not two women. All right. I think two women might have been better. But yeah, you're right.

What a fucking asshole. Well, first of all, you probably shouldn't rub dog shit in anybody's face. And another, you shouldn't pick up dog shit with your hand. Was it a bear hand? It was in a bag. Okay, that's a little... Not her. What part of this are you not understanding?

Jesus Christ. No woman picked up the dog shit. A guy did. Okay. It's messed. Pushed it in the woman's face. Yes. Did she get any in her mouth or eyes open or anything?

I hope not. That would have been way grosser. Like, what the fuck? Well, I'm sure it was a sneak attack. Otherwise, she could have hit someone. Something probably went in the mouth, for sure. Yeah, or in the eyeball or the ear. She got pink, I guarantee.

There was a teacher in New Jersey that fucked up, too. You know how your computer can now wirelessly connect to shit? What? In New Jersey, this teacher was teaching this class, and he had a laptop that wireless connected to a projector. Wi-Fi. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, anyway, he showed a bunch of shit on the projector

and then the students went about their business and while they were doing their shit, it was like a little test or something, he decides he's going to look at porn on his laptop, which is a weird choice while you're in your class. That is fucking weird. And it all got projected onto the screen. He forgot that it was hooked to the projector.

Yeah. Oh, my God. How fucked are you? You're like, oh, I'm in a class right now it was hooked to the projector. Yeah. Oh, my God. How fucked are you? You got it like, oh, I'm in a class right now. I got to check out some porn. What a fucking weirdo. It's good to add, isn't it? I'm fucking going to knock one out under the desk here.

Yeah, he needs to be knocked out. Fucking weirdo. So what kind of porn was it? I didn't say. Oh. Do you want me to write them and see if I can find out? Find out if it was, you know, hardcore. Presums.

Hopefully it wasn't student-born. Was this at university? I didn't say. I just said a teacher. No, I think it was high school. Oh, that's worse. That's fucking... What a weirdo, man.

What'd you think of Kevin O'Leary crying over his Swiss watch? What happened? I didn't know about it. He got some special watch. I guess it's one of one. And he got it. He was emotional. You're going to cry for him as well?

I'm good. Don't be fucking... Kevin O'Leary. Oh, he was crying because it was so beautiful? Yeah, it was a one of a one fucking $400,000 Swiss watch or something. How much did it cost? Oh, $400,000. That's a guess.

Oh, fuck, man. People got like these watches that were millions. Yeah. Maybe it was, though. Maybe there was any... It's a weird thing to cry over, though. Yeah, but is there a story behind it? The thing was his grandfather's fucking watch.

His grandfather was killed in a horrific fire after his car crashed and he survived that and then it caught on fire and he died. Okay, that's why he's crying. No, that's not what happened. Oh, that's not what happened. No. See, that was good. All right, maybe there was a story to that.

Or he smuggled it out of Vietnam in his arse. Right, there's a story that deserves a cult fiction. But just to see it, it's like, oh, it's so beautiful. I guess. I don't know. I'm not into watches. Fuck that.

They don't really turn me on. Well, Ricky, it would be like somebody bringing you a one-of-one fucking, you know, piece of magic hash. All right. See, when you put it like that, all right, I get it.

With a gold seat, like, not just a stamp of gold. I would have cried, too. Kevin's fine. You did good. No all right, I get it. With a gold seat, not just a stamp of gold. I would have cried, too. Kevin's fine. You did good. No, still, that's fucked. Don't be crying over a fucking watch. All right, 10 best cars to have sex in.

Station wagon. Mini van. Subaru back wagon, number 10. Okay. Good one. Hearse. I don't have that one. Honda Fit was a surprise.

Dump truck. No, Honda Fit's got a lot of space. The front and back seats fold fucking flat, which I did not know. Wow. They lie right the fuck down. Yeah. And the ceilings are extra high

so you can fucking get up on your knees. Poltmobile. No, these are vehicles you can fucking actually buy. You can buy the fucking Poltmobiles. Well, sorry, there's a 1960s Mercedes-Benz 600-something Pullman. It's a luxury limo. The Pullman. Oh, yeah, that's it. That was-Benz 600-something Pullman. It's a luxury limo. The Pullman.

Oh, yeah. That was a fucking hell of a vehicle to have sex in. That's like the Maybachs, man. Toyota RAV4, first generation. All the seats tilt back completely. Fuck that. You wouldn't catch me driving around a RAV4. But if it's all about the sex, you can get one now for a couple grand.

Yeah, they're good on gas, too, aren't they? People will be like, what the fuck are you driving that piece of shit for? Banging. Banging? It's the Bangingmobile. What's the other ones? Uh, 2002 Mercury Grand Marquis. Yeah, that's... Huge backseat, which is, I mean,

there should have the fucking 75 Yorker on here, same reason. Five cigarette lighters, huge backseat. Not on here. Didn't make the list. Bullshit. No, but the seats are so slippery. The Jeep Cherokee XJ.

Backseat folds flat. Wow. The Plymouth Barracuda, second generation. So here's a car that Julian could fucking rock. Backseat folds down in an old Cuda.

I didn't know that. And you put your legs in the trunk. I haven't really been a Plymouth guy, but yeah, you know, yeah, Barracudas are cool you put your legs in the trunk. I haven't really been a Plymouth guy, but yeah, you know, yeah, barracudas are cool. Your legs are in the trunk. The Dodge Ram first generation?

That was, you know what? The box was designed. It was massive in the back. Yeah, the box was designed. And you could take the top off. To fit a queen bed. Oh, a queen bed. I remember driving one of those.

So do you remember just trying the first Dodge Ram? I was like, I'm going to get some fucking going on in the countryside. You know what? I remember my dad had a Dodge Ram truck, a black one. Take the top off. The fucking deal. My dad had a fuckmobile. All right, we're learning things new here about him.

Number one is the Honda Element. Get the fuck out of here. What's that? That square Nazi-looking thing? Yeah, it's just for sex machines. Did you say a Nazi-looking mobile? It looks like a Nazi vehicle. But they don't give a fuck about

the exterior. They're all about the interior and the fucking. That's whoever designed it. So why is it so good for fucking? It was designed by Sting. Oh, my God. No, I'm just joking about that. It should have been. I thought it was. Everything flattens fucking totally completely, and it's got a vinyl floor for easy cleanup.

Oh. The element. Yeah. The element. They consider load one of the elements. Or honey. Julian could be rocking a Monday sauce in the coming weeks. Chocolate sauce.

Chocolate sauce and honey. Yeah, man. Nine and a half weeks style. You're fucking getting me all horned up here. Bubz, if you were a lady, the things I would make you so happy, let me tell you. With chocolate sauces. What? Caramel.

If I was a lady. Maris Mello fluff. I'm just saying. Give me an element. Give me some condiments. Stay tuned next week. Buddy, you'd be happy. I'm sure he. Give me an element. Give me some condiments. Stay tuned next week. Buddy, you'd be happy. Julian shows up and nothing.

Julian rolls in an element and asks me if I want to go for a drive. I'm going to look for an element, man. I'm buying one. Or, well, you know, whatever. No, too Nazi-like. Well, you can de-Nazi it by maybe tinting the windows. No, that's going to make it too Nazi-like. Well, you can de-Nazi it by maybe tinting the windows. No, that's going to make it more Nazi-like. Put some nice Kregger rims on it, chrome ones.

That might help. It's the shape of it, though. It just looks like... Because it was designed just for fucking. But why does it need to be square? Nazi death. I'll tell you this. If they would have called it the Honda fuck machine, they would have sold a fuck of a lot more of them. Exactly. Fucking. But why does it need to be square? Nazi death. I tell you this.

If they would have called it the Honda fuck machine, they would have sold a fuck of a lot more of them. Exactly. Yes, they would have. I never would have fucking looked at an element and said, ah. But you know what? If you think of it, it's kind of shaped like a bed. Like a king-sized bed.

It is. With a steering wheel. Yeah. I'm getting an element. The Honda fuckster. They should start making them again and re-market it with us behind the camera. The fuck machine. The Honda fuckster. They should start making them again and remarketing it with us. The fuck machine. The Honda Foxster. Hit the windows.

The Foxster. 18 stereo fucking speakers system in it. Like, man, I'm telling you. A fucking chocolate melter. Disco lights. Fucking. Honey dispenser. I'm buying an Element.

A chocolate melter. The Honda fuckacuda. The fuckacuda. The Honda fuckacuda. The fuckacuda. Or the fuck royale. Well, that's not it. There's a perfect name for it. Well, I'll come up with it. Yeah, that's a tough one, man.

Who got born on February the 2nd for? John Vernon? John Vernon! Oh, he was an animal house. Fuck people getting born for bit. I got something to talk about here. Since I was talking about the cat, this is for you, bubs.

In Poland, did you know that one of their fucking top tourist attractions is this fucking cat? A big, fat cat. Oh, yeah, big, fatty. You see that guy? Yes, Jabba Loves.

People come fucking all over to see this little bastard. Look at him. I don't know what he does. He doesn't do anything. He just fucks around. He's like home. Like he's a stray cat. Yeah, but he's a big, everybody loves him.

He's a very nice kitty. We could take one of your normal kitties, sew a kitty fat suit on him. No. Or let's just plump one up. Yeah. Let's get one as fat as we can. I's sew a kitty fat suit on him. No. Or let's just plump one up. Yeah. Let's get one as fat as we can. I've got a couple as big as him.

Hey, look up what makes a cat fat as fuck. Oh, I know what makes them fat and we're not doing it on purpose. Tuxedo Cat, that's his name. Yeah. Tuxedo Cat. Yeah, Toxie Blub Blubs. Yeah. Okay, I can't pronounce the name of the town he's in.

It's like Shesensick. Yeah, Shesensick. Shesensick. Sh the name of the town he's in. It's like Szczecin. Yeah, Szczecin. Szczecin. Szczecin. Szczecin. The middle of the town. No, no. The Poland.

Okay. You know what? If we go to Poland, we're going to fucking take this cat home. Is that a Polish accent? Are you an Italian guy walking through Poland? I don't know, man. I'm not good with things like that. But you know what?

We are going to go to Poland sometime, I think. Let's do it. We are going to Poland. We are, I think. Let's do it. We are going to Poland. We are taking this homeless cat home with us, and it's going to become a big sell for us in sunny Poland. I'll not argue with that. I had a sausage from there a couple times. Ooh, baby.

Polish sausages? Yes, Ricky. Not the kind that you're thinking about, Julian. And they also make the perogi. Wasn't it Poland that had the ladies of the night in the woods? Was that Poland? The Poland wood horse? Yeah.

Forest horse. Yes. Yes. You know what? They make parogies, which are gorgeous little snacks. Fucking Phil Knight. He was born in Portland, Oregon. Who?

We just were. Phil Knight, co-founder of Nike. Get the fuck out of here, was he? George Thorogood, boys. We could crank some. Bad to Julian's bone. Bad to your bones. Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs?

That'd be a bad name if you were constantly unemployed. Would it, though? Or would it be a great name if you were constantly unemployed. Would it, though? Or would it be a great name? Billy Zane? You don't see much of him these days, do you? No, he must be banged. Imagine if his middle name was N. Billy's N. Zane?

Zane. Oh, N. Zane. That's good. Billy N. Zane. That was good, man. Mitch Hedberg. Oh, I love him. Who is it?

Comedian. Yeah? Yeah, she was fucking awesome. Is that the guy that played Max Hedren? No, Ricky. Totally different. He died, Mitch Hedberg, but he was fucking great. Ashton McIsaac.

Yeah. Super talented until he got banged up. He got a little banged up, yeah. It's a goddamn shame. The drugs fucking got a hold of him, and he was one of the best fiddle players in the world. He had the fucking world by the nuts there. He's from a place called Cape Breton.

Cape Breton, is it? Nova Scotia? Ashley Mackay's, yeah. Didn't he pawn like a $2 million violin? He had tons of money. I don't know what it was worth, but he did have a Stradivarius violin that he sold for next to nothing

to get money. Apparently. Next name is a Julian Boner name. Oh. Tom Selleck. No. Come on. Think ring.

What? Floyd Mayweather Jr. Bing! I like Floyd Mayweather. He's not my favorite boxer. He thinks he's talented, but I don't know. He's a little too much for me sometimes. 50-0.

That's a pretty good record. He's got a lot of money. He likes to show it off a little bit too much. He does. He bought a, watch him call it, a Koenigsegg. Yeah, he's got tons of money. He's got a lot of money. He's a, whatchamacallit, a Koenigsegg. Yeah, he's got tons of money. He's got so many cars.

I'm jealous, actually. Yeah. Well, is that it? We can listen to some Thor good tonight. You know what? I don't know if I'm up for a party,

but are we? Yes, boys. We'll have a party. Get right back on the gut edibles. You know what? Maybe I'll fire the queue up tonight.

Oh, fuck, yeah. You want me to make some fucking... Something rare. Something rare? Rare. Well, not rare as in doneness. Like, something that we don't have too often. Ostrich.

Like dinosaur sticks. Those are very rare. Those are very rare, man. Yeah, you'd have to grow them. You're growing them now. Really? Yeah. The fuck would that be have to grow them. They're growing them now. Really? Yeah. The fuck would that be worth?

Did you know they're growing meat? Yeah, man. I would eat that growing meat. What are they growing it out of? Meat cells. Out of what, though? Humans? No, chicken. Oh, man. No, there's like salmon, like fish, anything, man.

No, I don't think they've done fish yet. Oh, okay. Salmon and beef, or chicken and beef. So what happens with it? You end up with a big chicken breast, but no chicken had to die. What feeds it? They make it in the lab. They take the chicken cells, and they put the magic whatever into her,

and the fucking chicken breast grows out of nothing. Fuck. And then you'd eat it and it's just like eating chicken except no chicken had to grow up and get his head lopped off. That's cool. So I would eat it. And they just did the first trials with the beef and the chicken and they did it at a big thing and they did a blind taste test.

Nobody could tell which was the real chicken and the lab chicken. I wonder how quickly it grows. Is it something you could just sit there and watch it grow? No, no. I don't think it's that kind of speed. It's not like a sport billy chicken, what you just say. I'd like to see one of those time-relaxed videos. Of a chicken growing?

Yeah. That'd be kind of cool. I agree. I would, too. But you know what? Let's party barbecue. Let's get some ed too. But you know what? It's barbecue. Let's get some edibles. Get the liquor flowing.

It's Friday. Let's get drunk. Cheers, everybody. Jesus, there's nothing I can say to top that. That was well done. Thanks, man. See the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer.

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