Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 41 - 2020, the Year of the Hindsight

Episode Date: January 13, 2020

The Boys have recovered from their holiday partying and are good to go... except for one! Will his new one-a-week fruit diet get him healthy? The Boys discuss the dangers of flying with weed, the Australian bushfire disaster, and some DECENT news from deep space. Also: on (or off) the f**kin' menu - camel burgers and butter yogurt!

There. Which one's me? This is me now. This doesn't seem like I'm even controlling it to me. I know, I'm kicking your fucking ass. Well, where? This is me. I gotta die first, man. I'm good at this game. I know, but even when you say it's my turn, it doesn't look like I'm working it.

Alright, it's you. Go. Oh, you just hit the fucking car, man. Well, you... Oh, you said you were good at this fucking game. I'm fucking Frogger Champ. No, you're not. The TV's not very clear. Oh, it's the TV's fault. Shitty TV.

Okay, is that me? No, that's me. I'm player two. Ricky. I don't even get a try. You were just playing, you played the like last fucking two players, man. No, I didn't. How'd you get 200 points then? last fucking two players, man. No I didn't!

How'd you get 200 points then? Well the fucking frog was moving and I wasn't touching- How'd you get 200 points? I wasn't touching my thing and the frog was fucking moving. So I don't know how that works. This is basically you hogging the fucking game. I think you're playing both players with one stick. Game over.

Aren't ya? Nope. I don't think I even made that fucking frog jump once. Ricky. What's he got the little dingy things by his head for? Ding them. Ricky. Wake up.

Oh, fuck, boys. I'm not doing good. No? Well, you gotta get up, Ricky. You need some beaver, buddy. Here's some beaver. I do need some beaver. I get your joke. I'm always talking about the stuffed animal beaver, Bob.

It's the first beaver of 2020. It is 2020, Ricky. We gotta get out and do the thing here. Fuck! 2020, come on. You've been fucking... You've been waiting for 2020. I haven't slept since I fucking started, man.

You were just asleep, Ricky. It's because I haven't been sleeping. I'm sick. I'm fucked. What's wrong? I've been asleep, Ricky. It's because I haven't been sleeping. I'm sick. I'm fucked. What's wrong? It's sick, man. Just the Christmas killed me, man. I feel great. Well, I stopped drinking four days ago, too, so...

Can you get up? I'm gonna try, boys. Do you want me to help you? Want me to throw some hot water on you? Fuck, fuck. You need to get some fucking, like, some fruits and shit in you, man. You know what I'm saying? Fruits?

Like, fruits. Some vegetables and shit. I'm living proof that if you just drink and smoke and don't really eat, you're gonna get sick. Yeah, no shit. Ricky, have you not eaten a fucking thing? Just junk. Like what kind of junk? Chips, fucking pepperoni, chocolate bars.

That's all you ever eat anyway. I did have some chicken wings. Well, there you go. Okay, hoppy up. Crossy road, hoppy hop. Oh my God. You look good, that's the main thing. Do I?

You look like a million bucks. I don't feel like a million bucks. I don't feel like a million bucks as well, but you know what? We're gonna get this going, boys. Let's get it over with. Well, that's not the spirit. That's my chair. Let's get it over with. Well, that's not the spirit.

That's my chair. Well, here you go. Well, put it back where you got it. But you wanted to play the game with me, so that means that you're responsible for the chair. I didn't want to fucking play video games, man. What do you mean you didn't want to play? You fucking hogged the whole thing.

Watch out for the fuck bus. Don't fucking break my shit. Just a second. Fucking idiots. Ricky, that game console you have is fucking shitty. Go on, Buzz. Well, it's broken now. Broken.

I didn't break it. I swear to fuck, if my machine is broken, you're going to owe me a brand new one. Oh, Ricky, I'll get you... I'll put my... I've got an old PS2. That blows that thing out of the water. I want your penis, too. Yeah, you're getting my penis, too. Ricky, you look like, um...

You look like James Brown. Should I get back on the liquor? May as well, man. Say hi. Say, look, the cameras are already rolling. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the 2020. Welcome to Perk After Dark 2020.

The year of the hindsight. The year that everything's supposed to make sense. But it's not yet. What are you talking about? Everything's supposed to make sense. But it's not yet. What are you talking about? Everything's supposed to make sense? 2020, man. What? That's when everyone talks about the hindsight.

Hindsight is 2020? That doesn't mean the year, Ricky. Yes, it does. The old man always said, if you can fucking make 2020, all of a sudden, everything will make sense. Oh, my fuck, Ricky. But it doesn't yet. Ray thought the year 2020 is what they meant in hindsight is 2020.

If you're drinking today, mix it with some cranberry, all right? Okay, man. It's fucking, you need something else in your head. So Ray thought the year 2020 was what they were referring to in hindsight is 2020. Right, because if it was 2020, you would know what was going to happen, what to do. Now it is 2020, so we're going to in hindsight is 2020. Right, because if it was 2020, you would know what was gonna happen, what to do. Now it is 2020, so you're gonna know what to happen, what to do, what not to do.

The fuck is he talking about? Just let him talk. So what is this year? The 2020 is the year of what? That it fucking ever- Everything makes sense. You're smart. Yeah, you don't do dumb shit anymore because you have the hindsight.

It's there. Like right now I know if I robbed a bank today, I'd probably go to jail. Whereas last year I'd be like, I might rob a bank today. But now I know there's, you can't, there could be a consequence. I'll drink to that.

Cheers, boys. Welcome to 2020, the year of the hindsight. Yeah, cheers, man. I'm not ready for it. I liked it when things didn't make as much sense and you could do stupid shit and get away with it. All right, so when Ray was watching Barbara Walters on 2020, what did he think of that? I wonder.

That's a good question. Why was her show called 2020? They're gonna have to change the name of it now, aren't they? Well, it's too late. That's a good question. Why was her show called 2020? They're going to have to change the name of it now, aren't they? Well, it's too late. It's been on for fucking years, man. They should call it 2030. Or 3020.

3020, that's a ways off. You write an email to the company and say that that's what they should do then. I will. I'll call them. The Earth will not be here in 3020. That's my prediction. Will then. I will. I'll call them. The earth will not be here in 3020. That's my prediction. Will it be here in 2030?

It'll be here, but it's going to be fucking hot, I'll tell you that. It's going to be hot as a fucking, hot as the hinges of hell. Well, maybe that means less snow. It might. It's going to be hot as a bastard in 2030. If they don't start cooling the cocksucker down. Yeah, 10 more years, we're in trouble. It's just a weird name, 2020.

Poor Australia is completely on fire right now. I feel bad, Australia. People over there, Jesus, Murphy. Feel bad for the animals, man. The animals and the people. All of them, man. And the people, but you know. I saw a picture of a poor little kangaroo baby

mounted on a fence. Yeah, that was nuts. It was awful. They gotta fucking kill all the camels because they can't find water. It's fucking bad, man. It's not Australia, but... I thought, yeah, I know.

I think they said they had to... Camels? Don't they have to call? Call means kill, doesn't it? What, they're killing camels? I thought they had to. Who's camels? Camels can't find any fucking water.

There's camels in Australia? Fucking look it up in your smart box. I don't know. Is there camels in Australia? I don't fucking know, man. I don't know. Is there camels in Australia? I didn't think so. I thought I saw they had to fucking call shit because they couldn't find water. Koalas? No. They have koalas.

Koalas, the bears, man. Koala and camel aren't spelled the same, are they? No. Because I read it. If he's right and they have camels in Australia I'll have to take my pants off. Pull out your my pants off. Take my pants off. Pull out your wiener. Take my pants off and punish myself.

Maybe, you know what, I might have got that fucked up. Well, whatever. It's fucking horrific. It's fucking awful. I feel bad for all the people, all the animals, everybody. It's fucked. It is. Firefighters getting killed.

It's fucking awful. It's terrible. Did you see ice off footage? Like, they're just standing there fucking awful. It's terrible. Did you see? I saw footage. Like, they're just standing there, and the fire's sort of, you know, big, but it's off in the distance. And then it just goes. It's quick, man.

You know what? Hey. I punched in camels. You know what came up? What? Camels in Australia right away. Well, fuck. What does that mean?

Well, there you go. I didn't know there was camels in fucking Australia. 10,000 camels to be shot from helicopters because they drink. Okay, just a second. No. Are you kidding me? Murphy. I guess the pants are coming off, bud.

They're shooting them from a helicopter. Be shot from a helicopter because they drink too much water. Oh, that's terrible. They're just thirsty. No, I thought it was because they couldn't find any water. They're just thirsty. They're drinking all the fucking water, man. Well, they're thirsty cocksuckers.

No, no. They're camels. They start in the humps. Imagine having that shitty job. Well, sorry, bud. That'd be terrible, unless you're a psycho. Then it's a fucking great job. There'd probably be some people, yeah, fucking weirdos that would love that job.

Why don't they just throw them on a fucking, like, a big, like, super tanker? All of them, right? And ship them to here. What's that noise, man? Yeah, I'm sure the camels would be fucking loving walking around in the snow. Well, ship them somewhere else, you know what I mean? Off Australia. Camels don't like snow, I guarantee you.

But they could eat snow and they'd store the water in their humps. My humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps. Yeah, no, that's not good, man. That's terrible. Yeah, anyway, it's a bad situation over there. That's terrible. It'd be funny if you were a hunter, though. You'd be like, yeah.

Yeah, if you're fucked. Yeah, running around with a big heart on, shooting camels. I wonder who's going to die this year. Camel burgers. No, you don't. There's no camel burgers. Camel burgers? Are you fucking kidding me?

Camel burgers. Yeah, the McCamel. Camel burgers. If McDonald's could make a profit doing it, they'd have a fucking McCamel burger. And it would come, the bun would have two humps. The bun with two humps. See? This could be something, man. The McCamel.

Camel Burgers. They look pretty fucking good. They do have them? Yeah, man. I don't think so. Camel steaks? This is Camel Burgers. Camel tenderloins? What do Camel Burgers taste like? Camel steaks? This is camel burgers. Camel tenderloins? What do camel burgers taste like?

Camel? It's like chewing on a patty of rubber bands. Not digging it. Not very tender. So like an octopus burger. Remember that time I ate that fucking octopus burger? I took one bite and chewed it for 26 minutes. 26 fucking minutes.

You know what? But I don't know if I can say it. Why? Because now I have the hindsight. Oh, fuck. No, you can say it. What did you say it tasted like? Chewing on rubber bands.

It's like, you know, with your mother. Eating. What? Chewing on her loins. Rubber bands. You talk. I don't know, man. What the fuck are you talking about?

Having oral with his mother would be like chewing on, tastes like chewing on rubber bands. Because there's so many condoms in it, I remember. See? You took that one up a level. That was a good one. I get it now. That was the best comic joke of 2012.

Even though it didn't really work because your mother doesn't use condoms. No. I get it now. That was the best proper joke of 2020. Even though it didn't really work because your mother doesn't use Connors. No. Just hammer me in 2020. Yeah. Let's get the jokes flying. Boys, I got a buzz on off.

Three drinks. Get her going, buddy. Three snaps. I got to talk about stuff that's fucking bullshit. What is it, man? If I don't die in the process. You know how weed is legal in Canada now? Yes, yes, I know that.

Check this shit out, because you're allowed to fly with it. Up to 28 grams, I think, is the law. Maybe. You give a fuck what the law is. The point is you can fly with it in Canada. So this fucking cocksucking motherfucking plane was going from Toronto to Vancouver, but it had to get diverted to fucking Seattle for some cocksucking reason.

And people on the plane that were carrying dope got arrested. You're fucked. Oh, that's bullshit. I know. It's bullshit, man. That's bullshit. You were not on your way to that destination, so why? That's fucking ridiculous.

You should, if you get diverted to a country where dope's not legal, you should be able to say, hey, I got a bunch of dope here, but I wasn't fucking coming here with it, so... All right, but it's legal in Seattle, right? That's where the plan landed? Doesn't matter. Federally, it's fucking illegal, man. So you land in a place where it is legal, that's fucked. You're fucked.

And then, not only that, you can never go to the U.S. ever again. Yeah, because you're a criminal then. I'd be suing the fucking tits off Air Canada. That's bullshit. Air Canada, West Canada, whatever the fuck it was. Well, what about if you land and you just said, I'm not getting off the fucking plane. This is not where I bought a ticket to go. Don't touch my bags.

It's not my business. My bags are staying on the plane, and so are I, until I get to fucking Vancouver. But then, you know what You're in it man At that point you are Into a fucking serious battle Well you might have to live on the plane Like Tom Cruise

Or Tom Hanks lived in the airport You'd be on the news Entertainment Tonight All kinds of shit Well you'd be a celebrity I still think it's fucked I think if they come on the plane That's not my weed

That's fucking Air Canada's weed That's what I'd say That's fucking Air Canada's weed. That's what I'd say. That's the pilot's weed. He owns it now. He's the one that fucking decided to fuck it. He's the one that fucked everything up. I'd sue the pilot. I'd sue the navigator. I'd sue the first officer. I'd sue the air traffic controllers. Sue everybody. Fucking the US government, Canadian government, the airline. Just like Saul Rosenberg. I'd sue all the airlines, actually.

Sue everyone. Sue you. Sue you. I'll fucking sue you. I'd even sue Justin Trudeau for making it legal because then I felt confident that I could fly with it. I'd fucking sue them all. I agree, Ricky.

I don't often agree with you. Do you guys find that disgusting? Depends what it is. It's making me want to puke. What is it? That's camel meat, man. Looks like a fucking... Looks like a...

Part of an octopus or a tongue. It looks like a tongue. Looks like two tongues. I don't know, I can't. I'd have to try it first. It's kind of the same color as a sausage. It might be all right. Two tongues of fun.

I want to see someone chewing on it though. Like, you know what I mean? Because it's of fire. I want to see someone chewing on it, though. Like, dang, dang, dang, dang. You know what I mean? Because it's like... If you pounded the fuck out of it, it might be good. What, banged it? Like this bubba? No, I tenderized it.

Oh, I thought you meant banged it. Yeah, me too. I mean, you could tenderize it by banging it. Eat this fucking wing. Oh, my God. I'm fucking dying. You don't sound good, Ricky. No.

I think I need to go back to the coach. You need a new lung. Do you know anything about these fucking drones flying around Colorado? No. It's a crazy fucking weird shit with some drones flying, man. Hold it, hold it, hold it. At night. But he's taking a fucking bite of the Camel Burger.

I think I like this one a little better. The egg yolk gives it a nice little... Egg yolk? It almost tastes like I'm eating a fried egg, actually. I would say pretty good. I would say very good. It doesn't taste gamey at all, man. You're on fucking crap.

I have eaten a lot of venison, ostrich, kangaroo meat. This, I would say, actually tastes more like, again, more like hamburger. But I think it's pretty good. All right. And it's super lean. I'm going to have to give a thumbs up on this. Thumbs up. Camels are lean, buddy.

All right, now I think I'm going to play around, put some ketchup. You don't see many fat camels, Ricky. All right. Camels are lean, lean. They have fatty necks, don't they? No, that's just neck skin. That's not fat. Just these fucking drones in Colorado.

They've got a six-foot wingspan, which is pretty big, isn't it? Quite big. They don't have wings, though. They fly at night, and no one knows who the fuck owns the cocksucking things. There's like eight or 12 of them, and they fly in squares and shit, and then they move on and do another little square, and then they take off. They come in fast, and they leave fast. Aliens.

Somebody's mapping stuff. Aliens. Did you see? there's a pulse there's a fucking a radio pulse coming out of space and they just tracked it to a fucking spiral galaxy not too far away from ours and it's a radio signal that happened fucking decades ago it only happened one other time in history and they explained it with a spinning thing. But this new one, it's not just like a bloop, bloop, bloop. It's got a pattern, a more intricate pattern to it.

What's the pattern like? I don't know the pattern, but it's not like something spinning couldn't create this pattern. So this could be, I believe, this is coming from aliens. Sending it out saying, is there anybody out there? This could be, I believe this is coming from aliens. Sending it out saying, is there anybody out there? Now we just gotta figure out how to answer them. Wonder what they look like, man. Well, we send it back.

With an extra exclamation point. Can we look this up? Can we hear this pulse? Yes. I'll tell you if it's fucking- It obviously means hello, so we just have to send it back, hello, exclamation point. Well, just like you texted.

Right. LOL, we're here, LOL. We're here too. LOL, LMFAO. We hear you loud and clear, LMFAO. That's what we should send back. What am I looking up here? Spiral galaxy?

Just say radio signal from space. Radio signal from space. Radio burst. It's coming. Ricky, just imagine there could be a whole planet, whole system of planets out there trying to figure out if there's people, and they're sending us messages. Isn't that what we're doing?

Yeah, but they could look like anything. They might probably don't look like humans. Do you know that the Canadians fucking discovered this? Yes. That's the sound of savings. That's not the sound of the... No. A Canadian-led team has made a very rare discovery in deep space. It's called a repeating fast radio burst,

and it's just the second time the phenomenon has been detected. Fuck off. We just want to hear it. What is a repeating fast radio burst? Holy fuck. I don't need to be in school right now. First discovered in 2007 using 2001 data. First fast radio burst. Holy fuck. I don't need to be in school right now. First fast radio burst.

Strong signal. Oh, a millisecond. Give me a fucking break. I'm fucking milliseconds. But it's repeating. I'm fucking milliseconds. But it's repeating. It's a mystery to be solved. Nobody likes, you know, if you don't understand something, it's gonna teach us, hopefully, if we discover more of these fast radio burrs,

then it'll make us rethink things. Alright, fuck off. If it was someone trying to find us that would've been like more than a millisecond, they're not just gonna tease us with a little boop. That is kinda fucked that it's only like a little boop. But you don't know how it travels through space. They might be sending a bigger one.

How long did it take to get here? Get shaved down by the time it gets here. How long did it take to get here? Well, I don't know. We'll never know, man. We'll never know. The spiral galaxy's how far away? 30, 32 light years or 300?

Yeah, is that a long? It's far away, Ricky, but it's relatively not that far compared to the rest of the, as far away as it could be. Wow. It took a lot out of me, man. Do you guys know anybody that does chainsaw carvings? I do. Oh, yeah?

I've done them. All right. I'm going to hire you. What do you need? I need you to fucking carve me a 700-pound one of these. That would be easy, actually, Ricky. You just get the log, you know, get it upright, and then you just cut her like that.

And I'm gonna point it right at Randy's trailer. Why? Just because he fucking drives me nuts. We could, Ricky. If we could get a big enough trunk, I mean, you'd need a big hole. Oh, is he 700 pounds? No, I got this idea. There was a guy in the States who did this.

What's a monofilament? What? What is a monofilament? Well, it could be a number of things. It's like a filament is a... I don't know how to... Like fission line is monofilament. Oh, fuck yeah! The thing in a light bulb, monofilament.

Well, this guy had a monofilament cleaning business. I don't know what that would be exactly. He cleans fission line. Light bulbs. He had a truck repair business. So he had this shop, and he wanted to move it onto his property. So he wanted to build this big garage on his property. And the fucking city where he lived said, no, you cannot do that.

So he got someone to carve him a 700-pound middle finger, put it on a big pole with floodlights and shit on it, pointed it right at the city, and said, fuck you. And there's nothing they can do about it. That sounds like something you would do, Ricky. Yeah. Their billboards are illegal there, but this isn't because it's considered art. It is art, man. You should get on that.

You should actually build one. What a wicked fuck you that is. Oh, fuck. Fuck you. How big is it? 700 pounds. That's pretty big, but I mean, not huge. No, it's not huge. But why don't we make one?

Why does it need to be made out of wood? I mean, I could make one out of fucking... Metal? Fiberglass. could make one out of fucking fiberglass. We make a metal frame, and then I fiberglass it. We could make the fucking thing 30 feet high. I'm on it. I mean, I'm in it. I want you to do it.

30 feet high, Bob. 30 foot. You said 30. You said 30 feet. I'd be fucking high as all of us. I mean, that would take, we'd have to get some supplies, and it would take some engineering to weld the frame together, but we could do it. Lot easier than wood and it wouldn't weigh, wouldn't weigh one tenth of what a 30 foot wood one would weigh.

Oh, you couldn't build a 30 foot wood one. You'd never find a tree. No, it would be, you'd have to cut down one of the big fucking redwoods down in the National Park. They don't like that. We could do, well. All right, maybe we wouldn't do that. Ricky, you never cut down one of the big fucking redwoods down in the national park. They don't like that. We could do, well... All right, maybe we wouldn't.

Ricky, you never cut down a redwood, did you? I tried. Got about halfway through it. I don't believe that. Well, the thing that you don't think about is they're so big that a chainsaw blade's only like this long. So you can put a big thing all around, still tight in the middle you never thought of that i just thought you could just push it over at that point it's just not a red it's deceiving when you

look at them they're a lot bigger than you think they're 15 foot in diameter you're not going to cut that down with a little chainsaw so is your your mother's vagina. It's good to say the same thing, man. Fuck. There's no way it could be. You could drive a car into it. Into your mouth. Well, that concludes 2020. No, it doesn't, does it?

It just kicks off 2020. Or does it already kicked off? Okay, Ricky, here's something I wanted to talk to you about. New Year's resolutions. What about them? Have you made one? I thought we already did them. Didn't we do that last time?

I don't know. I was drunk. I don't know. I was drunk, too. I don't remember anything about the last time we did this. I'm gonna fucking make a resolution to eat a piece of fruit every week. So I don't get sick anymore. Eat a piece of fruit every week. Maybe even two.

Try to eat one every morning, man. No. I don't like to eat in the morning. And for lunch then? Fruit is not a good lunch. You know what I'll start doing? I don't like to eat in the morning. And for lunch, then? Fruit is not a good lunch. You know what I'll start doing? I'll put, like, some orange in my drink.

Orange pretzel? Mix it with cranberry, man. That's a good start, too. Is tang good for you? No. Tang is not a fruit, Ricky. That's just sugar. Sugar, man. Sugar-colored, orange-colored sugar.

What about Kool-Aid? No. You need, like, real juice, man. Sugar-colored, orange-colored sugar. What about Kool-Aid? No, you need like real juice, man. Apple juice. Why couldn't you just eat an apple every day at lunch? I could drink an apple juice. Is that the same? No, because it's all concentrated and full of sugar. I don't really like the texture of an apple

unless it's in a pie. I could eat an apple pie. That's all made with sugar though, Ricky. You're trying to get off the sugar, I think. And the crust is all, you know. What about a lemon meringue pie? How about Bubbles makes you breakfast for the next week? How about you fuck yourself?

Until he's better, man. I like that idea. Until he's, like, he's... Why can't you make him breakfast? I'm not getting up for breakfast. Come on, Bub. It's a fucking diner here, man. This is doing it. Okay, Ricky, I'll make them breakfast? I'm not getting up for breakfast. Come on, bubs. I'm fucking dying here, man. This is doing it. Okay, Ricky, I'll make you breakfast,

but you gotta eat no matter what I make you. Blueberry pancakes. That's a fruit. No. A cup of blueberries. You could have that. And a pancake. With some nice cream. Pancakes aren't that great.

Some nice English cream onto them. What about a fruit and a yogurt? Eat yogurt, man. Eat some yogurt. I can eat yogurt. It's got to be a certain type of yogurt. Don't know really what it is, but I could eat it. You don't know what yogurt is? I think it's made from butter, isn't it?

Butter yogurt. Butter and pudding. Butter and pudding makes yogurt. Is that what it is, really? Yeah, butter and pudding. Just take a stick of butter, a couple tubs of pudding, and you melt it down, stir it up, yogurt. That's weird, because on their own,

they're not good for you, but they say yogurt is. No, together they're fantastic. Perfect. The butter turns the pudding into... fixes your microbials. Don't understand how it all works, but it's pretty neat. It's really good for you.

It's science. It's all science, Ricky. Your microbial. Well, I can make my own yogurt then. Some butter, pudding, some blueberries. Totally. There, I don't gotta make

your breakfast now. You just melt down a stick of butter, three tubs of pudding, stir it up, throw in some blueberries. I'll be back to perfect in no time. We should make it next week. Our homemade yogurt. Make some yogurt next week.

I'm in. I gave your mother some homemade yogurt. Why would you say that? Fuck. Let's cross the line, bud. Get it? Yeah, I get it. Where did you put it?

Oh, that doesn't matter, Ricky. That's nice. You don't need to know. Doesn't matter. Okay, boys. I think I'm done. No. I wanna know your resolution. Oh yeah, you need to have one. No, man, it's boring.

I'm gonna eat fruit for some of the time. Mine's just really boring, man. You know? Do the same thing. No, make a resolution. I might try to start doing more vaporizing than smoking too, because the lungs are fucked. Edibles.

Why don't you cut down on liquor? Oh, fuck yeah, edibles. Why don't you cut down on liquor? I'm switching up to edibles, which makes me actually drink a little bit less. I'm going to lower the booze and up the edibles, too. Okay. Work out a bit more, eat probably a little bit better. Okay.

Make some money. That's a good resolution, boys. Make some fucking money, buddy. That's good resolutions. You know what mine is? My New Year's resolution? Never make another resolution in my life! Yes, sir!

That's a good one. Yes, sir! I'm gonna try to always keep my heart rate below 70. All right, good luck with that one. Come back next week and we're gonna have some homemade yogurt. From you? Or are we gonna, no?

No, depends on if his mom shows up.