Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 41 - Drinko

Episode Date: May 12, 2016

Welcome to another Professional-Official-Not Fake TPB Podcast! This week, the Boys reveal Julian's Olympic dance team aspirations, sample more of Ricky's fusion food, give Bubbles an eye test, and play Trailer Park Boys Drinko (in stores soon, beef jerky chip retractor not included) Episode 41 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky!    

Oh But I do there's a reading with those now, I'm not reading with them. I just I've been using them a bit You just see things you don't normally see Fuck six I like them. Okay boys I've been using them a bit. You just see things you don't normally see. Fuck sakes. I kind of like them. Okay, boys. You guys ready? I'm excited about this one.

You start rapping. All right. Check one, two. Check one, two. Sibilance. So are you guys audio good? Check, check. Check.

It's good, Ricky. It's good, it's good. Hey, what's going on, you fuckers? This is the official Trailer Park Boys podcast. It's coming at you right now. We've got a lot of shit to talk about. Let's get it going, boss. How come you have to call it official?

Because it's... It's because it's an official podcast. But what else would it be? Who made... Who declared it official? I did. Because we're from the Trailer Park Boys. This is our podcast. It's a weird word. It should be professional, maybe, instead it official. I did. Because we're from the Trailer Perk Boys. This is our podcast.

It's a weird word. It should be professional maybe instead of official. This is the... Like the fucking NHL professional Trailer Perk Boys podcast. Okay, maybe not professional but fucking official is weird. This is the fake version, guys. Well, there could be

people out there doing a podcast and they could be saying that it's us. You're fucked. You're fucked. You're fucked. Alright, it's the Trailer Perk Boy podcast. Official. Officially. Official professional.

Professionally for everybody. Number 47. Okay, so the way we just did that was so unprofessional. No kidding. Why would you add

the fucking word professional into it? It just makes it sound fucked. Well, the fucking playoffs are going on right now and this is like, you know, as high as you can get

in the fucking podcast, right? So it's like we're in the professional league. We are professionals, man. I am. But we don't need to say that we're professionals. At what? What are you professional at? Well, we got a...

Professional fucking drinker, maybe. Yeah? There is such thing as professional drinkers. Olympic dancer. Who's an Olympic dancer? Figure skating championships. You did go. You tried out for the Olympic dance team. See, now, Puffs, you're so fucking full of shit. You tried out for the Olympic dance team. See now, Bovs, you're so fucking full of shit.

You tried out for the Olympic dance team. What are you embarrassed about? There's no such thing as the Olympic dance team. Well, you tried to invent one, I remember. Well, fucking shit. See, everybody was flying. Remember you put an ad in the paper, anybody that wants to form an Olympic dance team.

It's because it was great coordination. A lot of people probably don't know that you used to figure skate when you were younger. And that kind of changed. No, no, no, no, no. Randy used to figure skate. With you. Not with me. I've never ever had

a figure skate like all my... Well, at least your skates were black. Randy's were white, so it was extra weird. I've never figure skated before in my life, boys. You, I remember the first time

before Randy got that big boiler, you used to pick him up and do the spinning thing with him over your head. You're so full of shit. Boys. That makes a lot of sense, though. That's why you started working out so much, because you know as Randy got bigger and bigger, you need bigger muscles to spin.

No, man. No, no. I've never figure skated in my entire life. You do a double sow cow with him. A double sow cow? Yeah. What's that? Figure You do a double sow cow with them. A double sow cow? Yeah. What's that? Figure skating move.

Double sow cow. You taught me that. Okay, what do you do? I don't know. You're full of shit. Explain it to me or else everyone will know that you're full of shit. I just remember you saying you've got to go work on your double sow cow. Double sow cow.

Google it. That's a fucking figure skating move. It's probably with Randy. Randy would be the cow. Throw him in the air twice. Double sow cow. Google it, that's a fucking bigger scapegoat. It's probably with Randy. Randy would be the cow. Throw him up in the air twice. Double sow cow. I could not throw him up in the air twice, not even once. Fuck.

You should get your skates out. I made you guys some snacks, I forgot. Whoa, fuck. Ricky, Ricky, fuck. Floor is fucking on an angle today, isn't it? No, it's not. Ricky, how. Fuck. The floor is fucking on an angle today, isn't it? No, it's not. Ricky, how could I fucking... What'd you make us?

This is bits and bites with a twist. It's not really bits and bites. It's like cheesies and some brief jerky, little chocolate pieces, some popcorn. And you had them in the freezer. I was just cooling them off because they were starting to sweat. Starting to sweat. This is like a trail mix.

Look at this, you got cheesies, beef jerky, popcorn. These are some sour rice- Shreddies, pretzels. Sour rice hickor smarts. They're what? Sour rice hickor smarts. Sour rice hickor- It. Sour Rice Hickory Smarts. It's like a Rice Krispies together with a sour ribbon wrapped around it, held together with a hickory stick with two Smarties.

Sour Rice Hickory Smarts. Yep. I might try one. This is, you said you were going to start combining things. Is this what you've been doing, Ricky? Nacho Choco Bean Butter Cup. If you want one of those, they're fucking delicious. What?

Jellybean with a nacho chip peanut buttercup. And the gummy olos. It's a ring-a-lo with a gummy bear in it. That's fucking disgusting, man. Try one. Ricky, how come you're combining things? When did you get on this whole combining things? Because the fucking greatest thing has probably not been discovered yet, man.

So the more I'm fucking mixing up, swip-swapping foods around, you never know what I'm going to come up with, and it could be rich. It could be, I suppose, but... I'm not eating anything. Hot sauce or no hot sauce? No. Hot sauce on what? No, Ricky.

Any of it. Hot sauce is good on everything. Oh, fuck, man. Pups, don't eat it. Don't eat that. What are these things called? Those are the sour rice hicker smarts. Sour rice hicker smarts. Okay, so we should put out, you should put out a cock block, Rick. That's a fucking good idea.

Rick. We should make, well, we gotta find out what's good and what's not, though. Like, I recommend the fucking gummy aloes. They're fucking pretty tight. I mean, you couldn't really put out a recipe for those, though. What would it say? Actually, this one's not very good. Buy a bag of ring aloes.

It all looks really nice, but I guarantee you it all tastes like shit. Is it not good, Ricky? It's not good, man. Orange is not a good flavor. The red was pretty good, but orange is not so fucking tasty. Well, I think... Here, Julian, enjoy some trail mix. I dare you to eat that shit, man. Beef jerky and... Jesus.

I don't know, Ricky, maybe we'll get, you know... Just try some, guys. Here. After feeding us the turtle... What's the name of that shit you had last week? Turtle... Turtle turtle fucking chicken... What was it? I don't know man, what was it? It had salmon in it.

Okay, what are these called? I'm gonna try one of your... That right there is a nacho choco bean buttercup. Nacho choco bean buttercup.'m going to try one right now. Peanut buttercup, jelly bean, and a nacho chip. Hold on. You want some hot sauce? Hot sauce. Come on.

Come on. Hit me with it. Holy fuck! Good? Those are delicious! Yeah! Have another one, man. Have some of this shit.

Right here. This beef jerky. Ricky, you're on to something there. Oh, man. Have some of this shit. Right here, this, uh... Ricky, you're onto something there, man. Oh, fuck. I had a good feeling, but I was really fucking wasted. This is the first one I'm gonna try where I'm not wasted. Just about six. You got the salt on the nacho chip. Mixes nice with the chocolate and the peanut butter. And then you got a chewy little bean in there to keep your jaw straightened out. How'd you get it in?

I snapped the top off the nacho chip. Ah, smart. There you go. They're fucking delicious, Ricky. Try that. Can't believe you didn't. What's wrong, Ricky? It's hot sauce on it. I bet you that wouldn't be good with hot sauce.

All right, here's a question. How much hash is in each of those cups? What? There's going to be hash in something over there, Pops. Ricky, is there hash in those things I just ate? Ricky? Ricky? Mm-hmm.

You all right? Mm-hmm. Is it good? Mm-hmm. No, it isn't. You look like you're gonna puke, man. That's good. You should try one, Julian. You didn't like it? No, it was good. Try one, Julian. All right. I thought I would try one. But how much hash is in these things? Not much. How much is not much? Two grams and six cups, so whatever that works out to. Two grams and six cups.

Ricky, I didn't want to eat a fucking half a gram of hash right now. Why? Because I've got stuff to do later today. I gotta feed my kitties and... I know, but there's always tomorrow, right? That's the expression. Holy fuck, man. I can't take a whole day and not feed my kitties, Ricky.

No, you'll be fine. You gotta eat the whole thing with the bean and everything. See, it's fucking great. It's fu... See, now you're ruining my sales. I thought it was delicious. I thought it was pretty fucking good. What is that? I put hot sauce in this, didn't I? You thought that was delicious? That was delicious.

Holy fuck that sauce is hot. Wow. Well that's why it's called hot sauce Rick. I know, usually it's a lie. Man, I'm gonna puke. You didn't like those? No man. What are those, barbecue? I don't know.

It's better with plain, those are actually I think ranch, which I don't even like. Alright, well that was fun guys. Help yourselves. Don't be shy. Okay, before we get started, boys here. We already started. Well, you know what?

Really started. We want to talk about, you know, interesting shit. This podcast is sponsored by our merch store. It's kind of fucked here. Just zoom in on that, somebody. Can you read it or you don't know how to read? Well, no, it's just fucked. It's trailer-park-boys.backstreetmerch.com.

Oh, very convenient. Wow. What a great name you came up with, Julian. Very convenient for the people just listening to this. They got that after one listen. No, after one or ten fucking times. You guys read it out. Why would you fucking come up with that name? Trailer-park-boys.backstreetmerch.com.

So easy to remember, Julian. Did fucking Corey come up with this or Randy? Brilliant. Boys, I didn't do this. Okay, we're working on it. Somebody's going to try to fix it. You've got to get something short. I know, I know.

Shirts.com. Chipper's going to throw this up. You probably already did. Chipper, just throw that fucking thing up on the screen. I know, but not everybody can see this. Some people can only hear it. All right, well, get Ricky to read it then. Here, Rick.

I'll just read that for you. Trailer minus park minus boys dot. That's all. Okay. Backstreetmerch.com. You know what that should be on? What? Dumbest fucking websites in the world.com.

Well, it is. Dumbest website name worlds or names in the world.com. Is that a website? Let's fucking start that up. That should be number one. I'm trying to get this shit fixed. If I had to did this, it wouldn't have been that. Okay? And I mean, also, there's been people commenting, saying,

hey, you guys, this podcast has turned into, you know, promoting all, you know, our stuff. I agree. Trying to make money. No shit, okay? That's how we, you got to make money. It's a podcast. No, but it's greasy.

You're fucking being greasy, Julian. It's a pod cash. You shouldn't have to fucking be doing all your stuff. Yeah, we can agree to that. I'd rather talk about... What's this fucking thing? Oh, this thing? This is a cool thing, man. Check this out. What the fuck is that? It's Drinco.

What's Drinco? I've been watching it on TV. They've got, like, this huge thing. You know, like, uh... What is it? Price is Right? Blinko? Blinko. This is Drinco. Then you put us on TV. They've got like this huge thing, you know, like, what is it? Price is Right, that Blanco? Blanco. This is Drinco. Then you put us on it. We're on it? We're on it, man.

We're going to hopefully sell some of these. Okay, hold the fuck on because there's another picture of me and I haven't seen one fucking cent from anything. What is going on here? Well, you signed off on it, man. I didn't sign off on any fucking Drinco-plank-o-fucking-game. Saturday night, 2.30 in the morning, we had a discussion about this thing. I got out the contract, you guys signed it.

So you're pulling out contracts when we're fucking wasted? Well, I was drunk. So it cancels it out. Well, no, actually, you know what? If I sign you're drunk, I leave. Legally, that makes it invalid. No, you gotta prove it. And that was a different one we were just talking about when we were drinking anyway, so this is it. We're gonna play this today, boys.

So what the fuck is the deal here? What is in... You take one of these chips. Yeah. You do it just like Plinko. You drop it down. It's gonna land in a shot. Glass down there. You gotta drink it.

Well, no, it should be... We should be playing against each other. Wouldn't it be I drop it and you have to drink it. Well, no, it should be... We should be playing against each other. Wouldn't it be? I drop it and you have to drink it. Okay, here. You've got to drink this one, bubs. Well... Which one did it go into? Number one. Number one. Okay, here.

What is it? Drink that. It tastes a lot better than what he's serving us. Are these edible? But now the chip's in there. I'm going to choke to death. No, no, I think you could just eat it. What? You can't, no. It's like one of those things you get at church for communion. Isn't it? Like a...

No, Rick, it's a chip. It's a plastic chip. Just drink it in your eyes. How am I supposed to drink that without choking to death on the chip? That is a fucking choking hazard. Right there, and I don't. Block it with your tongue. Are you serious? Put your tongue up. Put your tongue right down to the bottom of it. Give me something to fess it out of there with.

Give me a piece of jerky I can fess her out. There. Look at that. See? OK. Thank you. I don't know about this game. And what's in here?

Jesus Murphy. Do not plug your nose. Take it. Take it down the hatch, bud. Ugh! What the fuck was that? It's not like a peachy kind of... No, it tasted like fucking tap water that's been in the sink with dishes for about a fucking week.

Alright, you picked that one. That's the shitty one. You don't want to do that one. See, that's the name of it. What was that? Was that dishwater? That was dishwater, yeah, that, you know, he had Kraft dinner in a pot overnight. My fucking hair's driving me nuts today, boys. Yeah, what the fuck happened?

What's going on with your hair, man? Can we just hang on? It was windy. Okay, sorry. Stop the fact that he just made me drink fucking dishwater. Yes. You did not. What else is in there?

I'm not fucking drinking shit. You tell me what they are. Well, it's your turn, bud. No, it's your fucking turn. It's not my turn. Oh, no. I don't have to drink. Okay, Julian's turn. No, not my turn, man.

I'm like the game show host here. Fuck. Okay, here, Rick. Take that one down. Get the chip out of it, Ricky. Drink it all. It's lots of fun. Here, use my beef jerky chip retractor.

Works pretty good, you just scooper. It's too fucking... Here, use this. Just... Ricky, you know how to do that. Don't choke on it, Ricky. It smells fucking awful. It's...

It's not nearly as bad as the fucking... What he just did. Oh, fuck off, it's not. There's all the fucking what he just did. Oh fuck off it's not. There's all kinds of shit floating in it. I'm not fucking drinking that. Just drink it. Choke on the chip. Come on. Drinko, drinko, drinko, drinko, drinko, drinko, drinko, drinko, drinko, drinko. Yeah!

What it taste like? Oh, straight vodka. I wish I had got that. It's shitty vodka. Okay, you guys are tied. Wish I had got that. This is for the winner. Oh, fuck. Wait a second.

No, no, no. This is for you to drink. I'm not fucking playing this game, man. No, not happening. That's you. Oh, my fuck, that's gross. Why do I got to fucking do it? Because you're losing right now, man.

Get the fucking thing away from me. Get that fucking chip out of there. I'm not joking, I'm not. What's that, Ricky? Some of them are just water, man. There's some good ones in there. No, that's straight vodka. Straight vodka.

You got a good one then. Now you win. All right. One more. Down the wrong pipe. Last one, bud. No, you're going in, bud. No.

Yeah. Oh, this is a good one. No, go for it. This is just... Have you had one yet? Mine went down the wrong pipe. Last one, bud. No, you're going in, bud. No. Yeah. Oh, this is a good one. No, go for it. This is just... Have you had one yet? Mine went down the wrong pipe. Here, bud. This one will help you out.

I swear to fuck. Not happening. I'm on the verge of throwing up. Does that smell bad? That's like a ooze or something, Ricky. No, there's nothing in there, man. That's a good one. How come you don't have to do any?

Because I'm the host, man. I'm like Bob Berker. He doesn't fucking play Plinko. Bob Berkey. That's just a normal one. I think you've got the good one. Just water? Oh, fuck, man.

Boozer. What the fuck is this? Shambuca, man. Boozo. What the fuck is this? Sambuca, I think it was. The chips don't, you don't choke on the chips, though. That's good. Good design. Did you swallow the chip? No.

It stays in there. I thought I did, but it's a good design. Right on. Okay, that was fun. Oh, fuck. So when, oh my God, Draco. It's kind of, I don't know, I don't really get the whole, is it a good game or is it just dumb? It's a great game.

You start playing this, everyone will go fucking crazy. It's a good thing to play before you hit the bars on a Friday, Saturday night. There should be a new game called Hasho. That's a good idea. Different joint at the bottom of each one of those fucking things. Now see, Hasho is what it should be. Hasho? Yes.

Or Weedo. We could have two more games. Weedo and Hasho. For the people who like to get really banged up, LSDO. Yeah, that would come aboard you. Pilzo. What about Pilzo? Pilzos.

Just unidentified pills at the bottom of her. Boys, we can't get into that. Well, we are. This is coming out hopefully soon. And I know there's a lot more to the game. I just kind of threw it up here, and I don't like reading instructions. Just turn it around, face me for a second. Yeah, look, we're all on that thing.

You just... Puffs, put... When was the last time you had your fucking eyes checked? Yeah, look, we're all on that thing. You just... Pups, put... When's the last time you had your fucking eyes checked? Yeah, man. You can't read that? This is like three feet. I can read it just fine. I see it.

Okay, who's that? That's one of us. Patrick Swayze. That's one of us? It is one of us. It's not Patrick Swayze. It's one of us. I can see there's three people there and a word.

I see a word. How many chips am I holding up? I can't count them. They're in a bowl. You need your eyes checked, bud. I do not, Ricky. My eyes are fucking perfectly better than they've ever been. Listen, man. As you get older, your eyes get weaker, they get more fucked. Mine are getting better.

Penis or finger? What? What is it? Ricky, that better not be your wing or you're hanging out of your pants. You can't tell? Well, I can tell there's a skin flavored or a skin colored. Skin flavored. Okay.

Collared, I meant. Skin colored. What have you been sticking in your mouth? I meant colored. But you said skin flavored. So obviously that's going on in your head. That just came out. Because you wanted that in your mouth.

The first time you see a penis, the first thing that goes through your head is the taste of it. That's right. Ricky, stick your finger in his mouth just to make him feel better. Stop teasing me. All right. So is that it? Ricky, I can't look at you with that fucking... Your head is fucked. Man, what is going on with your head? It was fucking windy outside and the goddamn...

I don't know what's going on with the car, but the fucking... It's sticking wide open, so the fucking air coming out of there... The cat has shit all... You're still doing your hair off the muffler. Yeah, and the cat has shit all the way to the converters, all fucking jank. Cat'll let a converter?

She's just coming straight pipe. I'll get her fixed, boys. It's not bad. I got an idea, Ricky. Maybe just not use the fucking muffler on the car to do your hair. There's an idea. Get a blow dryer. Get a fucking blow dryer.

It's not fucking powerful enough. They don't make them good anymore. Those little hand dryers they got in the bathrooms that fucking make your skin wavy, that's what I need, something like that. The Airblade, I think it's called. That'd be fucking badass. Oh, did you see the Airboard or whatever it's called? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm fucking getting one. New Guinness World Record with this guy. There's a fucking hoverboard that actually works, Ricky. That's not fucking real. It is. It's real, man. It's real. We were watching it.

Guinness World Record's fucking confirmed it. It's a hoverboard. It's got four jets on it. You got a controller in your hand. I'm getting one. Yeah, that's where a record's fucking confirmed it. It's a hoverboard. It's got four jets on it. You got a controller in your hand. I'm getting one. Yeah, that sounds fucking safe. He flew for a mile and a half on this fucking thing. That'd be cool, man.

Maybe they can put up some video of him flying around. He must have a special suit. It's just all springs all over the whole fucking thing covered in fabric or something so that when he falls, he wouldn't die he wouldn't die. No, no, no. Even if he had a spring suit on he's still gonna... he's flying it over a lake so that if you know... Oh, so he's a bit of a pussy. He hasn't perfected it. Well I don't think you'd call him a pussy, Ricky. He's flying a fucking untested hoverboard. So he's dumb. A few hundred feet in the air. He's either dumb or he's a pussy.

One or the other. I haven't figured it out yet because I don't know all the guys. Or he's a genius that invented the fucking first hoverboard in the world. Either one. I think it's pretty cool, man. I was watching it. It was legit. What's it called? Airboard?

Air? Air flyboard. A flyboard. Flyboard. Air jet powered fly board. Fly board. Air jet-powered hover board. Fly board. It's got to be a better name for it. So, like, I mean, what are they going to do?

Fly board's pretty good, Ricky. That pretty much sums it up. Are they going to start making these fucking things so everybody can have them? Or what's that? I mean... I don't think they'd be allowed, because, I mean, what do you do if the fucking engine cuts out? Drop to your death in front of your family. Yep. Or your kids. You wouldn't want to give it to kids under seven or eight, for sure. Do you think?

It'd be fucking a lot of dead kids, I bet. Ricky, who would hand a fucking jet-powered hoverboard to a child? Well, you know they're going to want one. Yes, but that doesn't mean I'm sure the thing's going to cost a lot of money. It's got four jets on it. I could build one, though. We should start working on one, Ricky. Okay. What will we use? I don't know. We could find some little, maybe some...

There's those little, you know, RC planes that have the real jet engines. Okay. We strap some of those on. You guys aren't doing that. I'd be willing to test that. One of those air blade things you were talking about, we got four of those strapped on to her. I mean I've tried on astronaut training so I could probably... You've watched astronaut training on YouTube. I've built my own training devices. It's not the same thing man.. Oh, yeah. You're not going to put those little... The centrifuge I built is probably more powerful than the one NASA uses.

So you're going to... But it's not going to work, man. Those little rocket engines, they go up. They only last for like 10, 15 seconds. They burn out. No, no. I mean the little jet engines you get on the radio-controlled airplanes. Oh, okay.

I'll use four of those, maybe ten of them. Where are you going to get those? You've got all kinds of money to be buying fucking jet engines. I'll get Jayrock. That's kind of fucked, boys. Don't get into it. You're just going to waste your money. Well, that's what it's called anyway, and I'm going to build one. Airboard. Flyboard. I'm looking forward to it, bubs. Maybe you can take me for a drive on it. There you go. Me and Ricky are going to go for a drive on it. You won't be included. You're gonna build something that two people are gonna get on it.

Maybe. They just... this guy just fucking made one for one person. No, but look at this. Look at this kitchen table right here. Double-decker box. If we filled the bottom of it with a whole bunch of those little jet engines, me and Ricky could fly around on this table. How are you going to stabilize the fucking thing? We both have very good balance, Julian.

No, you don't. Yeah. It's not good enough. I stood on one foot for 12 hours one time. Bullshit. Yeah. When? When I was younger.

I had a bet with my dad. I actually lost because he said, I bet you can't stand on one foot for a day. We did 12 hours. Why the fuck would Ray challenge you to stand on one foot for a day? I bet him he couldn't go a day without drinking. He said, yeah, I bet you can't go a day standing on one fucking foot. We both lost.

Ricky Ray is fucked. I got to say. on one fucking foot. We both lost. Ricky, where is Fox? I got to say. What kind of, like, what kind of a father would bet his son something like that? He was standing on one foot for fucking 24 hours.

That's almost like child abuse, isn't it? You could have damaged your knee, Ricky. Are we going to talk about anything, guys? I don't know. I had some, I mean,

we could talk about this. The private prisons down in America, they're saying it's the new slavery. Okay, American slavery. What the fuck are you talking about? Crime rate is down in the US, prisoners are going up, the amount of people going to jail for some reason. And these private prisons are basically getting these prisoners to build shit, and they're making billions of dollars. Hold the fuck on. There's a couple problems with what you just said.

Crime is going down, but prisoners are going up? Yeah, for some reason. With U.S. crime down, you get prisoners up. So what's the theory, that they're just putting prisoners in there for the sake of using them as labor to build their... Something like that. So people are volunteering to go to jail so they can work? No, man.

No, no, no, no. They're still getting put in prison against their will, but they're saying that... So it's less crime, but more people. So instead of one person robbing a bank, ten people are robbing the same bank. But see, in the jails, like the jails are building, say they're building, you know, parking meters. They're putting people in there, forcing them to work on the parking meters for barely any money.

And they're making all the money. Now, that's bullshit. That's fucked up. You're not supposed to go to fucking jail to work. You're supposed to go to jail to fucking party. Well, all the people down there that want to go to jail, don't. Come to Canada. Go fucking go to jail here.

Party your asses off. It's a much better time than working. Rick, you just invited criminals to come to Canada to fucking break the law and go to jail. We don't want that to happen. Well, not if you plan on going to jail for a long time, like doing something really bad, like killing somebody. Don't come to Canada, probably. But, you know, if you're just going to do a little crime, go to jail for six months to a year, like a little vacation, then yeah, come on up. We'd love to have you.

No, we don't. We don't want you guys. Stay down there and break the law down there. Ricky, that's fucked. They gotta fucking go to jail and work. The way I see it, it's hard for people like us right now. Well, actually, there is something to that. For people like us that like to try to make money while in jail, maybe more people in jails here will help out. Because down in America right now, you try to get something on the go on the side down there, you're working your fucking ass off.

Like a slave, basically. I think you guys are both fucked. You're both fucked. Fucking ridiculous. Should be at least minimum wage. Even in jail. Yeah, they should get paid some money, I guess. Well, it depends on if you're a fucking dickhead. Then work the ass off. Who decides if you're a dickhead?

Is there a dickhead tribunal that you go before? There should be like an exam you take or something that will figure out whether you're a dickhead or not. A dickhead exam. Exactly. Okay. I think we should talk about something way more interesting than this. Like what? Which I brought today. Okay. Maybe the most interesting thing. Look at this, Ricky. What do you think of that?

It's a fucking... just a cat in the shadow. What's he... no, I guess he's a fat cat. Is that what you're trying to show off? See that? Can you see his cock? No. What... It's not a shadow, Ricky. Look, it's a separate kitty. So what's the deal with the cats? What's so special about them? It's not a fucking separate kitty.

It is! Look, you can see his eyes. It's a separate kitty. Well... It looks like a shadow, but it's not. No, it could be a shadow. It's two kitties! It could be a fucking reflection. It's two kitties! It could be a fucking reflection. It's two kitties!

Pups. It could be a reflection. That's one of the coolest things I've ever seen. There's eyes, man. It's pretty obvious that there's two cats here. There's not two cats. I know, but if you look at it quickly, you're like, oh, look, the kitty. I looked at it quickly. It's two cats. Well, a lot of people.

And this is better than my prison story? There's nothing to this. Clearly,. Yes. There's nothing to this man This is This is bullshit man. What are you doing? It's kind of mean. Well, it's a stupid picture man You can easily tell that's too bad put that on my shit. I thought it was more exciting than what I had. I didn't have much This female Ted Cruz rip up your fucking computer I don't even see you try I was gonna put that

up on my wall well you can piece it together it'll look still like a fucked up picture of two cats you guys wanna play more Plinko no

alright you guys are lucky you didn't get this guess what this one was the dumb broad with the corn on the cob and the drill see on getting learned I was teaching people Alright you guys are lucky You didn't get this Guess what this one was The dumb broad With the Corn on the cob And the drill See on getting learned

I was teaching people You can use a drill To fucking do stuff And this fucking broad Was trying to eat Corn on the cob And it got fucked In the hair

And ripped a big patch Of hair out It's pretty fucked I watched that one man It was fucked I think it was fake Why didn't she do She was trying to

She had a fucking Corn on the cob On a drill And she was gonna Try to eat it Which would probably Take her fucking teeth Out anyway And then She was gonna She had a fucking corn on the cob on a drill. She was going to try to eat it, which would probably take her fucking teeth out anyway. She was going to spin a fucking corn on the cob on a drill.

Yeah. Six, seven thousand RPM. Yeah. Fucking stupid. And try to bite into it. Yeah, ripped her fucking hair out. So what, her hair got tangled on the drill? Yeah.

Ripped a big fucking patch of it out. Jesus. That would be painful. She's stupid. She deserved every bit of it If it was real Yeah I mean Really dumb thing to do man Alright

Drink go Coming at you soon Buy it What are these? These are papers That we have on the go What do you mean papers? We're on papers

Check it out With Ricky on them. Yeah. Okay, hold the fuck. Look, this is just me on these. Yeah, how come I haven't talked to anybody about this or gotten a fucking cent? We had a full conversation about it, man. It's actually... You said it would be pretty cool.

It is kind of cool, but I did not fucking give my permission for this. Here you go. You've got papers. Organic hemp rolling papers. Look at that. Actually, they're pretty fucking nice. Very nice, man. Organic hemp rolling papers. Look at that. Actually, they're pretty fucking nice. Very nice, man.

They're a nice size. They've been tested. They work good. Yeah, that's a good size. You've got six packs over there, man. Good job. Will I make anything off these? Oh yeah, well you're gonna make free papers for life, basically, which is a huge contract. So we don't have to pay for these? No.

Alright. These are mine. Yeah, but just wait now. You're getting something more than that. No, not really, man. Not if you break it down and figure out what the whole net is on these things. Okay, you think I'm Randy or something right now? No, I'm just talking to you. Yeah, yeah, not really.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm tricking you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm tricking you. That's all I'm hearing. We'll talk about it later, not on camera, okay? This is nobody's business but ours. Organic hemp, bro.

And those are the fancy kind, organic hemp. Big time. Don't fuck up your... JimmyVs.com. Are you really liking my hair today? Is that what's going on? You're really liking my hair today or my shirt? You're really liking the way I look?

Is that what it is? Why is this... Your hair's fucked. Because you're trying to fuck me. And I'm wondering why. I'm not trying to fuck you. your hair is fucked. Because you're trying to fuck me. And I'm wondering why. I'm not trying to fuck you. Good one, Ricky. I'm not trying to fuck you, man.

This is all legit shit. I'm fucking pissed off. I'm leaving. Ricky. What? You know what? I'm coming with you. Piss on you, joint. What? Piss all over you.

You better get things sorted out. You guys are fucking being dicks. Alright, Plinko. Check it out. Papers. In stores. Don't know where they're selling them yet. They're there. It's Dranko, not Plinko, you fucking idiot. It's Dranko. That's the website. That's it.