Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 41 - Fart Gummies

Episode Date: March 4, 2024

The Boys are f**ked up on Ricky's gummies and heading for the moon! Before they lift off, they discuss Willy Wonka, lottery scrilla f**k-ups, and joining the Swiftie gang. Plus: Anyone for monkey jerky and cat pee soda?

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. Terrence Trent Darby did not have six fingers. He had five fucking fingers. Trent Darby did not have six fingers. He had five fucking fingers. Who said he had six? You guys okay? He said he had six.

I said he had five. Talk to him. I know who that is. Is that the guy that sings Electric Avenue? No, that's Eddie Grant. Close enough. We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue. What does Terrence Trent Darby sing again?

What's his tune? Terrence Trent Darby. Oh, is that the one that, Sign your name across my heart, or something like that? What? What fucking song is that? What? Sign my name across your hearth? My hearth?

Is that the brain? I don't know where that came from. Terrence Trent Derby. That's him. I know who that is. That's the song. He sings, never gonna give you up. No, that's Rick Astley. I was testing you.

I know, man. That's Astley. That's fucking Randy. Randy was fucking obsessed with that. I was gonna Rick roll you right there. I was gonna Rick roll you. All right. So are we gonna get this going or what, boys? It's going. wreck roll you. Right there, I was gonna wreck roll you. Alright. So, are we gonna get this going

or what, boys? It's going. I'm losing my voice. Good. Thanks, man. It was bad. I have no furnace fuel. It's fucking driving me nuts. No shower today. Hopped in. It's freezing as fuck. Furnace fuel? Yeah. Well, the boiler. Whatever the fuck it is.

The furnace I got going on there, I've got no fucking oil. I gave you fucking two jars of furnace fuel. It's gone. Kerosene is all you need. Let's go get some diesel. Well, get me some kerosene. I gave you all the fucking, I gave you enough kerosene to last you all winter. What are you doing?

Roasting your muscles? And no more fucking bathing the cats in my fucking tub. Are you roasting your muscles on an open fire? What you say, man? Jack Frost nipping at your bag? It's cold over there, man. It's cold. Not cold in my shed. It's warm. Jesus Christ. What the fuck did you do?

Hurt my tooth. Almost sucked my tooth right out of my head. Jesus, bud. Okay, Ricky, show us your new shirt. Almost sucked my tooth right out of my head. Jesus, bud. Okay, Ricky, show us your new shirt. Show everybody. Yeah, it's a nice shirt, man. You're fucking right it's a nice shirt.

What's the deal? It may or may not have been sent to me by a couple that goes by the hybrid name Skaren. Okay. Did you name the dragon yet? You were gonna name him? No, not high enough. Is that the Game of Thrones dragon? Is that what it looks like? I'm just starting to watch that. I like it. It's my dragon. I don't know yet.

But is it the same one? Ricky said he was gonna name him today once he got high enough. Right now his name's Donnie, but I think we can do better. Donnie the dragon. Donnie's not bad. Yeah, but it's not great. Donnie the dragon. Donnie's not bad. Yeah, but it's not great. Donnie the dragon. Yeah.

Jesus Christ, Bob's. Why? Are you feeling these gummies? Yes. Look at their... They're strong ones. They're good. These ones are the strong ones.

I don't... I didn't... I don't like eating homemade things. Yeah. I thought they were government issued, and then I ate it. Government issued ones suck. Fuck that. Well, at least you know what the fuck you're getting, Ricky.

Fucking eat yours, and you don't know if you're going to be this high or fucking right to the moon. Well, mine just started hitting me, and I. I feel fantastic. I'm going up, up like pretty fast here the space shuttle that like that yeah that's what's happening right that's because they're his homemade ones and you don't know if you're going to be like on the roof of the house or if you're going to be up fucking kissing the moon we'll be like floating around in space. I'm floating right at the ceiling. I'm not going above it. Oh, man. Just flying.

I start floating right now. I'm looking down at you guys. I'm finished. Remember in Wonka, the new Wonka, when they eat the fucking... Didn't see it yet. The Wonka? Wonka. What are you talking about Wonka?

Wonka. What's the Wonka? Willy Wonka. Oh, okay. Willy Wonka. It's called Wonka, the Wonka. Oh, okay, Willy Wonka. It's called Wonka, the new movie. Oh, the movie's, there's a movie out. Is it good?

It is great. I had no idea. But at the start, they eat these chocolates that have little flappers on them. Is Charlie in it? Charlie Wonka? I don't know. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. He's like Willy Wonka, isn't he?

What the fuck is going on here? Charlie's the kid, isn't he? You know what? I know. We're talking about two candy fucking dickheads, right? They're not the same guy. It's the same fucking... Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Yeah. And Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Yeah. I just... I'm not a professional at these fucking dickheads. That's what I'm saying. There's two of them. Charlie Wonka is Willie's brother.

No, he's not. Charlie Wonka. I thought Charlie was the kid that went to the factory. Charlie and Willie Wonka, man. Okay, you know what? Charlie and Willie, the Wonka brothers. Wasn't Charlie the guy that got the chocolate bar? The golden ticket? Charlie Wonka.

Charlie and Willie Wonka were two East London gangsters that shot, what's his name, at the fucking pub. What the fuck are you talking about? Charlie and Willy Wonka, that's the craze. Oh. The craze boys, man. Yeah, they're fucked. Oh, I'm thinking something different.

How did you get these fucking candy dickheads and... Babs. So there's... All right, done. Delete. I'm not talking about that. Delete? Backspace, backspace, backspace, backspace.

No, it's gone, man. How bad would this suck? Wow. You get a fucking Powerball ticket. You're working. You missed the draw. You go online after work. You check the numbers. Boom. You bought a fucking Powerball ticket. You're working. You missed the draw. You go online after work. You check the numbers.

Boom. You got every number. On a Powerball? $340 million. That wouldn't suck at all. That would be great. It would be wicked. The next part sucks.

Three days later, the numbers changed. They fucked up. Put the wrong numbers up. Well, then they still owe him the money. Three days later? He didn't have one of the numbers. Oh, my fuck. Then they should have fucking, they still owe him that money, in my opinion.

He's suing them. I think he's got a fucking case. How much did he win? 340 million. Imagine, he's thinking you won 340 million. They're like, no, sorry, dude. We fucked up. So maybe they don't owe him all of it, but they owe him a nice chunk.

Because he might have quit his job and told everybody he knew to suck his goss. I'm sure he did. I would have. He might have told everybody he knew his whole life to fucking suck his nuts. He could have destroyed his life. He told his wife he's leaving her. He did? No, I don't just guess.

He could have. Oh, he could have. Isn't that what everyone does? He could have went in and told his boss to fucking take a big fucking deep lick of his hole. Yeah. And then what do you do? Then you go back and say.

He should have walked right in the office in his fucking birthday suit. Boys. Semi erect. I wouldn't be able to take it. You give me $340 million and three days later I don't got it. I think I'm going to go fucking crazy. Yeah, that's fucking. Why would you walk into your boss's office naked, Ricky, with the half a boner?

It's a total complete fuck you, isn't it? Well. It depends. That's a fuck you, and I'm very fucking confident when I'm saying this right now. Then when the police show up, you just start fucking taking out hunters. But what if your boss has been attracted to you? It's not a fuck you, it's a... It'd be weird if you said,

I've been waiting to see that your entire employment. You might. And is your boss, who is your boss? Is it a dude or is it a lady? It could be either. What if it's a boss dude? What if it's Boss Baby from the movie dennis did you boss baby knows willie walk boss baby who the fuck is boss baby boss baby i don't know boss baby man you've never seen boss i don't know who

the fuck a boss baby is he's a little baby but he's a mobster like a mob boss isn't it baldwin yeah i think so. Baldwin. Boys, this is not a good day for these fucking gummies. I'm all over the place. Should we draw it out for you? No, don't. Just shut up. Move on. Delete. Backspace, backspace, backspace.

Backspace. No, just delete. You know who I think you should meet today? Alligator Al. No. Who the? No. Do you remember him? No.

I don't even want to talk about him. Who's Alligator? All right, who the fuck is Alligator Al? Alligator Al. No, who is he? Do you know him? He used to make a soup. No, Ricky, that's Al Waxman.

Al Waxman? He made soup? Al Waxman was the King of Kensington. Al Waxman? He made soup? Al Waxman was one of the best soup makers in Canada. The King of Kensington. No, what are you? He on the show. What was the store called? Kensington Soup Market.

Got me. Kensington Soup. I did watch that show, never realized it. Al Waxman was the original name of the show was the king of soup okay who's no there's another lottery story the golden retriever goes into a comedian store this owner gets off leash chomps on a fucking lottery ticket and the owner's like you gotta fucking buy that but your dog's teeth marks are in it he's like i'm not fucking buying there do you know he finally buys a ticket one Wins a couple grand.

Nice. Smart little golden retriever. It can smell the winning tickets. I'd get him to bite a whole bunch of them. I don't think that's what happened. Here's another dog story. Boston Airport. This canine sniffs a mummified monkeys in a passenger's luggage.

Four of them. Dehydrated monkeys. Is that bad, though? It's not great, is it? What's the matter? If they're mummified, you don't smell them. Okay, when they mummify, do they take the organs and shit out? I think it's just a fucking dehydrated monkey.

They just dehydrate the fucker. Mummified? They put all kinds of herbs and spices in you. Fried chicken. Yes. To herbify you or mummify you. Herbify you. They wrap you in gauze, but they shoot you with like a nice mixture of. Into your holes.

Like a marinade. Yeah. Like a marinade. So they keep the fucking organs and shit in there. Intestines, all that shit. I can't remember. Do you think it'd be easier just to like... When I took the mummifying course, I can't remember if we took the organs out or not.

I mummified all kinds of things. That's weird. They asked the dude what his intention was with the dehydrated monkeys, and he said, what do you mean? I'm going to eat them. All right. That's weird, man. Monkey jerky.

Monkey jerky. Monk jerk. Monk jerk. I didn't know people dehydrated monkeys and ate them. No, man. It's different. Well, if you put them in the dehydrator, that's not mummifying them. That's dehydrating them.

Let's just prepare them for a little snack. It's called the mummified monkeys, and that's the dehydrated bodies of four monkeys. Well, I mean, if you put them in the dehydrator, that's different, because then you just got a nice, you know. Somebody's going to fuck up. Okay. This is so fucked.

So, all right, lots of people eat monkeys, obviously, then, right? I didn't know that. Monkey brain sushi. I didn't know people. Are they sushi. I didn't know people... Are they good? I wouldn't eat monkeys. Do you know what monkey brain sushi is? It became a thing in China for a while.

They strapped monkeys right into the table. Still alive? Still alive. Jesus Christ. Fucking eat their brains while they're still alive. No, man. That's Hannibal Lecter shit, man. Yeah.

Fuck. Is that really happening? That was. It was? I think they put still alive. No, man. That's Hannibal Lecter shit, man. Yeah. Fuck. Is that really happening? That was. It was? I think they put an end to it, but it's probably still happening in places. These guys are quite a conversation. This is going to be us. Okay.

20 years, maybe. I know it's one you're going to talk about. Where is it? The armed robbers? We're talking about one of them is called the German. Yes. Yeah, man. All right.

You go for it. No, man. All right. You go for it. No, man. You got more details. All right. Okay. This is a gang of these senior. Okay. This gang of senior armed robbers in their 60s.

In Italy. Arrested in Italy. Okay. So these guys, you'd think that they were old grandfathers and shit, but no, they were like fucking getting away with some serious robberies. Fucking right. Post offices all over. They had two bricklayers in the team, a locksmith in the team, and they go like fucking getting away with some serious robberies. Fucking right. Post offices all over. They had two bricklayers in the team, a locksmith in the team.

And they'd go in, fucking do all kinds of shit. But they'd have holes prepared, and they'd go with the hole. They got caught. But they have records going back to like the 1970s. They've been doing it. See, we're going to be like these guys. But the big difference is we're not going to get caught. I can see us making some serious money in our senior year.

Nope. I'm not part of that. When I'm 70, I'm going to go on a fucking crazy mission. You're goddamn near 70 now. I'm not even close to 70, man. Maybe 60 then. Keymaker who could pick the locks. Yeah.

Two brick layers to deal with the holes. The holes? Smart fucking crew. Yeah. What was the crew called? To get caught. The main guy was called the German. The German.

Was there a German? Sandro, Manerio. Was the whole outfit called the Shangolangs, did you say? Nope. Nope, they didn't have a name, man. I think they should have been called the Shangalangs, did you say? Nope. Nope, they didn't have a name, man. I think they should have been called the Shangalangs. The Shangalangs. Yeah.

Maybe we'll call our little gang the Shangalangs. Wow. No? We're called the Shangalangs. I might be in. Always wanted to be in a gang. You're going to be the Shangalangs. 20 years, Todd, bud. There's some new soda flavors.

Would you try any of these? Because they sound fucked to me. Okay. Curry. Let's hear them. What? Curry. Curry.

Not a fucking curry. Curry might be delicious as a soda. I hate curry, man. I can't do it. Turkey and gravy. Yeah, maybe. No. Because it's soft.

That sounds fucked. Sounds delicious. It depends on the, does it have the consistency of gravy? Because if it does, then no. No, consistency of soda, I think. Okay, well, I would try a turkey and gravy. Here's a weird one from Japan. Placenta.

No, no, man, no. Placenta of what? Anything, who cares? Wow, I'm just saying. It's all fucking not good, man. No. What does it taste like? I don't know. I don't really want to, man. No. What does it taste like? I don't know.

I don't really want to try it. Yeah, so you definitely want to try it. Placenta soda? Maybe it's just delicious. What kind? Band-Aids. Band-Aids? Band-Aids flavoring sodas, man.

Well, they got placenta. Band-Aids? I didn't say Band-Aids. I didn't say it either, did I? I thought it was Band-Aids. Celery? No, fuck that. Celery wouldn't be great.

Bacon? I've had bacon-flavored soda. Fuck. Bullshit. I did. Was it good? Wasn't the best, but it wasn't awful. I don't have a crunch when I get the taste of bacon in my mouth.

Not good. Kitty P. Fuck. What? You tried, though, wouldn't you? That's not. That's what it's flavored. They said it tastes more like orange pineapple.

How does... As if I've definitely tasted Kitty P. Not on purpose, but I've tasted it. What does it taste like? It's not great. Any kind of pineapple-y thing going on? I could see why you would make it in that realm. What the fuck are you talking about?

It can't taste like pineapple. It doesn't taste like pineapple. Last but not least, candy corn. The fuck is that anyway? Who likes candy corns? Everybody. Bullshit, man. It's the biggest selling candy in the history of the planet Earth.

They're gross, man. I don't like candy corns, like I said. Not my favorite. I like candy popcorn. Yeah. I like pandy cop corn. Pandy cop corn? What?

What'd you say? I didn't say pandy cop corn, did I? I thought so. It feels like we've been sitting here for three fucking hours. What is the time? How long have we been here? It feels like we've been sitting here for three fucking hours. What is the time?

It feels like four minutes to me. Yeah, it feels like four minutes to me, too. Holy fuck, you guys. I've got to have to wear a hat. There's a list of some of the worst place names in the United States. Yes. Let's hit us with that. That sounds like fun.

Mount Disappointment, California. Yeah. It's a mountain that's only about six feet high. Well, they thought it was the highest mountain in the area. Then they realized it was one little bit higher, so they called this one Mount Disappointment. Whiskey Dick Mountain in Washington. Whiskey Dick Mountain. Whiskey Dick Mountain.

That's where the banging goes on there. No, it tries to go on there. It doesn't. Big Tussle. Or Bug Tussle. Kentucky. Bug Tussle. I don't know.

I can't even read this. Bug Tussle. Roachtown, Illinois. Probably not the greatest place to live. Oh, it smells. Big Cockroach Mound in Florida. Big Cockroach Mound. Illinois probably not the greatest place to live big cockroach mound in Florida

why would you name a place that I would Int okay keep going center of the

world Ohio terrible yeah it's not great fucking horrible poverty Kentucky

here's a place where I'd live hell Michigan Terrible. Yeah, it's not great. Fucking horrible. Poverty, Kentucky. Here's a place where I'd live. Hell, Michigan. I've been to hell. I think we've been to hell. Really? Yes, we have. We drove right through it, man. Satan's Kingdom in Massachusetts.

Satan's Kingdom. What the fuck? There's a fucking weird one. Slick Poo, Idaho. Slick Poo, Idaho. Slick Poo, Idaho. That must have been named after somebody. That sounds like a nickname. Hey, Slick Poo, get over here.

Slid on over, you Slick Poo. You return address every time. Slick Poo. Slick Poo. Slick Poo. Slick Poo. And last but not least, I'm alone, Wisconsin. That's fucked.

Population of one. I'm alone. Population of one. Nice man. What's that? Don't know, man. Did we start this yet? Yeah.

What's the first thing we talked about today? Do we remember? Was it Terrence Trent Darby's fingers? See if he fucking sings that song. It's driving me crazy. Oh, God. Terrence Trent Darby. A woman claims dripping urine in her eyes cures vision problems.

I'm trying it. Do you want it? I'll piss in your eyes if you want it, man. You take his left, I'll take his right. I don't want a full-on stream. Just piss in his left, I'll piss in his right. Piss in my eye and see what happens to you. Whose piss worked?

Her own? Yeah. Wow. You piss in my eye and I'll grab the end of your fucking wiener with barbecue tongs and pinch it so hard that you won't even know what day it is. It's fucking March the 1st. Yeah. It's still February.

Isn't there 30 days in February this year? 29. Oh, that's wild. I Thank fuck this month is almost over. But there's not normally, Rick. There's only 28 normally. There's never 30. Should be. What's the song you want to hear, Rick?

It's Terrence, Trent, Jeremy. He's got like more than one song. What's his big ones? I don't know. See if I'm right. What's his first one that comes up? You're going to remember it as soon as you say it. Maybe I totally fucked that up, but I thought that was him.

No. See who else got born to merge the one? Harry Belafonte? Harry Belafonte. Banana Boat song? Day-o. Oh, that guy. Day-o.

Daylight come and me wanna go home. the boat song? Oh, that guy. Jerry Fisher, R&B singer, Blood, Sweat & Tears. Yes, Jerry Fisher. Jerry Fisher. Jerry Maguire. What the fuck? Oh, Roger Daltrey. Ooh, baby. Is it making you sultry? Hmm.

Daltrey and sultry. Verbo is for sure. Oh, fuck off. Oh, my fuck. I know, I know. Shut up, everybody. You're doing, are you getting paid by Verbo? Nope. What was the difference between the who and the guess who?

Everything. Two completely different outfits, Ricky. Not even from the same country. Is this the one? Yeah. He's happy.

He's got happy heels. Look at the shoulder. Look at the shoulder. Look at the shoulder. He's got the little boop boop boop thing coming up too, right? He's definitely the guy I was thinking of.

Wish him well. Get some time. Yeah, that's not the right song I don't think. This was his biggest song. Yeah, this is the biggest that matters. That's not the one I was thinking of

but I got the right guy. Is that enough? Yeah. Yeah, he shit the bad, bad. Oh, this could be it. It's the banging one, man. So I was right, man. What's this one?

Sign Your Name. Yeah. Say yes. Sign your name, sign your name. I don't really love you. I'll just wait to find you. There would be one way to sign it, wouldn't there? Sign your name, sign your name.

I'll just wait to see you. You have to use your penis pen to sign the name. Penis pen. Penis pen. All right. Penis pen. So let me sign that for you. With my penis pen. Let me sign that for you. With my penis pen.

Sign your lips. Julian, want me to sign your lips? No, man. Alan Thicke. Julian's got those big, smooth caterpillars on him. Don't be fucking zooming in. Big snail lips on him. Big snail lips.

Big Gary Larson snail lips. Jesus Christ. I didn't know you fucking felt that way, bubs. Say it. Nice. Catherine Bach. Daisy Duke. Catherine Bach. Barbara Bach. Sister. Ron Howard. Ron Howard. Ronnie. Opie

Cunningham. Booker T. Booker T and the MGs. He was a wrestler, wasn't he? Bucker T? No. That's what it says here. American pro wrestler. Bucker T wasn't a wrestler. What's Bucker T you talking about? Bucker T and the MGs.

What is he, like in a band or something? Yeah. Bucker T and the MGs. Yes, boy. Cubs, you're going to be pretty excited about this last one. The Biebs. The Biebs. Jay Biebs.

My buddy. You're 100% a Bieber. A Belieber. I'm a Belieber. I know you are, man. Belieber? I'm a Swifty, too. I'm a Swifty.

Oh, yeah? Are you a Swifty as well? Swifty man. Belieber? I'm a Swifty, too. I'm a Swifty. Oh, yeah? Are you a Swifty as well? Swifty and a Belieber. Are most Swifties Beliebers as well, or is there like two different teams? I don't know. I don't cross-talk between the two groups. You don't want to. I'm a Swifty.

I'm a Belieber. Destroyed, wouldn't you? I'm a whatchamacallit. What's the other one? Shining Star. Harry Styles. I'm a Stylizer.allit. What's the other one? Shining star. Harry Styles. I'm a stylizer. Is that what they're called?

Harry Styles. A love machine. I'm a, what's the other girl there, you know? Another girl? Yeah. What's her group called? Beyonce? No, Beyonce.

What is it? The Bee's Nest or something? Bee's Knees. I'm a Bee's Knees-er. Okay. And, oh, you know, what's her name? She's got the most internet. The most thought.

Selena Gomez. I'm a Gomez-er. No, that's not right, man. A Selenius. A Selenite. Is there a word for it? A Selenite. Selenite? Don't think that's it, man. A Selenius. A Selenite. A Selenite. Selenite? Don't think that's it, man.

Whatever they call them, I'm all part of all those groups. I just join up. I just join up. Take a lot of your time? You gotta join up to these groups. I join up to all of them online when I'm drinking. I'm a member of all the different groups on the internet with all the singers. A lot of groups. How many groups are you fucking? 40 or 50 now. 40 or 50. How do you keep up, man?

I am just, it's all meetings all day. All day and all night. All for free. That's what you do now. Ricky, did you shit yourself? I don't think. I what you do now. Ricky, did you shit yourself? I don't think. I think you might have. I don't think so, man.

Oh, fuck. Alright, it's almost time to go. No, no, no, no. Are you kidding me? Why does that have to happen right now? Jesus Christ, boys. Look how happy he is. You're telling me he didn't shit himself? With that much joy in his lungs?

Wasn't me. I had no shower this morning. I just feel dirty right now. And now you got his shit molecule sticking to your fur. Confused. Fuck. I need to, you know what? I'm getting drunk today.

That's it. Why are you confused? I'm just confused, man, about fucking Willy Wonka and the other little Wonka fuckhead. I didn't know there was Charlie whatever the fuck his name is. I don't know, man. I'm lost. Charlie Factory. Yeah.

Charlie Factory. These animals are strong. I'm never doing them again i love them not a chance oh rick they make you less they come in a bag from like a company i'm not doing yours man no way i gotta write down exactly what i ate in the last 24 hours i'm now on my way you do gotta write it down and then never do it again. Never do it again. Or keep it to yourself.

Never eat that combo again. I'm guessing it involved cabbage. It's something. There's something cabbage-y in that gummy, man. Not in the gummies. In his shit fumes. Well, in the gummies as well. Yeah, it could have been cabbage in the gummies.

You didn't get cabbage in the gummies, did you? Maybe they're fart gummies. I didn't even chew them up. I just, and then down like a pill. They could be fart gummies. What if you ate a fart gummy and you're going on your date later? No, man, this is not a... Could have been a cheeseburger and hot dog I had for breakfast.

Are you still going on your date later? Gas is the least of my problems right now, Bob. Like, I can't, I don't want to move. Don't. I'm done. I'm here. Why are you moving? Setting up camp.

Okay, here's a question for you. Bring it. You ready? Here's a riddle for you, boy. Oh, man. Okay. Here's a riddle for you, boy. Oh, fuck. Oh, man. Okay. Here's a riddle for you.

Bring it. There's 30 cows in a field. Right. And 28 chickens. Oh, fuck. Not one of these. There's 30 cows in a field and 28 chickens. Okay.

How many didn't? What was it again, man? There's 30 cows in the field and 28 chickens. How many didn't? Man, I forget. I remember you told me that. 28 chickens? There's 30 cows in the field and 28 chickens.

But how many didn't? Yeah, you already told him this and I already forgot it. That's bad. Did he tell you this? Yep. That was dumb. Are we wasting people's time right now? No, it's not. I didn't tell him on the cameras.

No, it's large. It's fucking an easy one, though, isn't it? It is. This is the way you say it. There's 30 cows. 30 cows in a field and 28 chickens. So there's a... Two.

Incorrect. No? Okay. The answer is ten. Now let's just leave it at that and see if people can write on the comments. Why is it ten? And now everybody do this when we leave. Ready? Go like this. And now everybody do this when we leave, ready?

Go like this. I'm not doing that. Come on. No man, you're freaking me out right now. I'm still trying to figure out Ted. Do it, Ricky. See the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer. Go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app.