Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 41 - I'll Romance the F**k Outta You

Episode Date: March 8, 2021

Get ready to swipe right, ladies - Ricky's got a sweet new shirt, and he's looking to get naughty! But which dating app should he join? The Boys also discuss smoking mayonnaise, Lady Gaga, and the jinkety-janked six-legged dog. And find out why Ricky's planning a time-travelling New Year's party - in Siberia!

Boys. Hello? I made a shit myself. Great eye man. Why? Too high. Boys? Hello? I might have shit myself. Right on, man. Why? Too high. Scared to check.

It's pretty, uh, smoggy in here, huh? It's a little, uh, what would you call it? Fuck! Smoggy? Smokey? Sh-sh-shmoke Fuck! Smoggy? Smoky? Smoky. Smoggy?

It's like fucking L.A. in here. Oh, you son of a bitch. All right, I'm done. What do we got to do, man? What's up? What's happening? What do you want to do, bubs? Who's in charge here?

You got to be in charge today. That's the deal. You feeling good? We'll do whatever you want us to, man. You shit yourself? Might have. Are you gonna check? Or you're just gonna let us fucking stew in? I'm too nervous to check.

You want me to check for you? You want me to check? Ricky will check for you. You want me to check? You want me to check? You want me to check? You want me to check? You want me to check?

You want me to check? You want me to check? You want me to check? You want me to check? You want me to check? You want me to check? You want me to check? You want me to check? You wearing fucking Depends, man? No, wish I was. Why, then you just let her hang? No, I wouldn't, but if I had an accident, it wouldn't be an accident, would it? I better drink myself down. Better drink myself down to a level.

Yeah, you don't normally smoke that much. Yeah, that's... Wow. You smoked a soap, Bubbs. I did not. Yeah. Wow. You smoked the soap, Bubz. I did not. You did so. We need some snacks on these fucking things, man. What happened to the snacks?

What happened to those things? Those times. It just sort of stopped. You were supposed to be in charge of the snacks, Ricky. You were supposed to submit your snack list

to the representatives. Maybe next time we should fucking make something. Yeah. I don't know what it's going to be, but we're going to make something. Salami tugboats would be good right now, wouldn't they? What about pepperoni tugboats? Change it up.

Well, salami tugboats are not necessarily made with salami. They're made with whatever cold cuts are in the fridge. Bologna tugboats are also called salami tugboats. It's just the name. You should have at least some tasty potato chips. Ricky, where did you get that fucking shirt?

What do you mean? You going to a wedding or something? Pretty fancy, isn't it? It's pretty fancy. Very fancy. Why are you fancied up? I'm looking for a date. Okay. I'm going to put myself out there on some of the sites.

Okay, which sites? Have you already signed up? I don't have a clue how to do it. I'm going to make you a... The first step was getting the shirt. I got some fucking deal on this, too. $150? $24.

$24? That24. $250? That was never $150. Price tag said suggested price $149.99. It is quite silky. It's silkier than it looks. Takes your core temperature up about two degrees, which is not great. I'm sweating a little bit, but it is fancy. But it takes the hot temperature up.

It also takes your confidence level up about 80%. Wow, 80? Yeah. I just wish the bars were open. What a time I'd have. So we gotta make you a profile. Yep. Which sites?

You tell me. Well, I mean, there's a few of them. Plenty of sharks? Plenty of what? Plenty of fish. I mean, Tinder is the banging one, isn't it? I don't know. I'm out of the game. It's going down. I'm banging on Tinder. You better move. You better bang me. It's going down. I'm banging on Tinder.

That's the theme song for it. So what's a site where, you know, you want to go out with someone and have fun? And if things are better than fun, then maybe. That's, I think, any of the dating sites, Ricky. There's plenty of fish. What are the other ones, Julian? You've been on them all. I don't think any of the dating sites, Ricky. There's plenty of fish. What are the other ones, Julian? You've been on them all. I don't know, man. They pop up like crazy.

I'm trying to get this fucking one. Hotline. There's lots of them. Yeah. Bootycall.com. Bootycall. I don't know. Yes, you do, man.

I assume that's one. All right. Looking for a hookup? Dating sites, huh? Hockitup.com. This is the top five dating sites. Here we go. Okay, what are they?

Let it hang. The Wang Club. Ashley Madison. Oh, yes. Ashley. That's the sort of, I believe that's the like high-end one for rich business executives. Isn't that the one where all the people got caught? I believe so.

A lot of divorces over that one. The email addresses got leaked. It's got a 9.8 out of 10. Next one is Be Naughty. Ooh. Be out of 10. Next one is be naughty. Ooh. Be naughty. Ricky's naughty. I could be naughty.

7.9. I could be very naughty with the right person. Five free daily messages. Decent. What other ones? Adult friend finder. It's got a 6.7. Adult friend finder.

There you go, Ricky. You're just going to find a friend who's an adult. And then if things happen, I bet you it turns into, you know. I should start my own site just for people like me. What would it be called? Let's Get At It. Let's Get At It. Dot com.

We should get that domain name. Let's cut the bullshit. There's no way that's not. Somebody's already got it registered. I guarantee you. It's too good. Let's get at it. What about no bullshit? Chris Cuomo might have that one registered. No bullshit.

That's what they even say. No lies. What you see is what you get, motherfucker. Dot com. There it is. What you see is what you get, motherfucker. Dot com. So it's a no lying one. That. There it is. What you see is what you get, motherfucker.com. So it's a no-lying one. That's a good one. That's a good one, man.

Nolies.com. Straight up. Straight up to a fault many times. All those names would be taken, boys. Well, maybe not. The long one. The long one. What was the long one?

What you see is what you get, motherfucker.com. That's probably available. That's probably there. Not anymore. And they don't have Tinder listed on there? No, they got fling.com. Fling?

Mature dates. No. Yeah, that's a mature one. I want immature dates. Okay. I'd like to have fun. I dates. I dates?

Yeah, my secret temptation. I dates, do you date? iDates yeah my secret temptation iDates to you Dave iDates yeah we got one straight up love and then Victoria Milan that's probably

I don't know man you don't want to know it's a 4.8 we're not French models we're the 4.8 4.8 out of 10 the what

4.8 out of 10 yes man what? 4.8 out of 10? Yes, man. We should make three profiles and see who gets the most dates. Boys. Come on. He's got the shirt, man. Yeah, I suppose. But you're underestimating something right here.

There's a lot of muscle ladies out there. It's true. You're fucked, bubs. There's a lot of cat lovers, too. I might get a few dates. Okay, well, we'll throw you on mature dates. I'm not going on mature dates. Go on, uh...

Hawking me up with grannies. Ricky's already got Bean. You want Bean Naughty, right? I don't know. Do I? No, I'll take it then. Okay. You're gonna get the, uh... Fling.com. I don't know, do I? No, I'll take it then. You're gonna get the fling.com. I don't want a fling. Okay, you're gonna get... I think an adult friend finder

would be sufficient for Ricky. A what? Friend finder? Adult friend finder, or whatever it was called. You know what I'm gonna say, my open slogan thing? What? I'll romance the shit out of you. See, that might be good.

Especially if it's on nolies.com. You know what? I guarantee you now, here's what's going to happen. I'll romance the fuck out of you. That's good, because then you might get one. Here's what's going to happen. Somebody's going to watch this, and they're going to make a profile. They're going to take a screenshot of you in that shirt.

Which is a good idea. Then they're going to make a profile. They're going to take a screenshot of you in that shirt. Which is a good idea. Then they're going to get the dates. They're going to make a profile that says, I'll romance the fuck out of you, and it's going to be up on these sites. You watch. Okay. Yeah.

Shit myself. I found out where we have to go for next New Year's Eve. Dick Clark's house? He's dead, isn't he New Year's Eve. Dick Clark's house? He's dead, isn't he? Yeah, man. Dick Clark's dead? His house isn't dead, I guess. No, his house is still there.

Dick Clark's house. We need to go to the Diomedes, maybe. Islands. D-I-O-M-E-D-E. These fucking islands are three miles apart, but they're a 21-hour time difference. What? That's insane, man.

Oh, because the line goes right through them. Yeah. It's kind of between mainland Alaska and Siberia. But in the wintertime, which I think New Year's is in the wintertime, there's like a thing, a magical bridge that freezes. It's not magic, Ricky. It's just ice. No, it's illegal, but you can actually walk from one island to the other on the ice bridge.

I don't know why it's illegal, but it is. Because people fall in and die. Or you can take a kayak or a little boat, bicycle. Why? What's the benefit? Iso-b-icle. Because then you have a New Year's party over here. You're like, alright, that was a good time, let's see if we can outdo it. Isn't it three miles? Over to this guy. Yeah, it's, fuck.

Three miles is not bad. Yeah, but you're in fucking Alaska, man. Siberia. You dress for it. It's cold as a motherfucker. Take an ice mobile. But then you get double parity. Take an ice mobile. It's a long way to go to have a double parity. It's a long way.

Three miles, man. No, I mean to get up there. Just in the first place. Yeah, that's pretty far. Why couldn't we just have a double parity here? Without going. Because this is the real deal, man. It's like going back in time.

It's like, okay, New Year's Eve, you do all kinds of crazy shit. Next day, you go over there, and it didn't even happen. You went back in time. It's all that crazy shit. You know what the problem is? You won't remember any of it anyway. You will at the time, but no. But it didn't happen.

Time travelers. time but no but it didn't happen time travelers no man i'm talking about you like becoming black oh drunk and you won't what song would you play when you go when you leave i would walk 500 miles 500. Oh, man. What about Flock of Crows? I got runned. The what? I run. I run so far away. And I run. I run so far away.

I thought you meant get away. Remember the song? Run away. Get away. Run away. Yeah, you meant. I gotta get away. Remember this song? Run away, get away. Run away. Yeah, that was a good song. What was that? I don't know that song. Bronx, Bronski Beach.

That was the Bronski Beach. The Bronski Beach. Run away, get away. I thought you were. He had that super high voice. I thought you were singing Del Shannon. My little run away. Run, run, run, run, runaway.

He wasn't Russian, Ricky. You're thinking the Del Shannon. The Russians. The Del Shannon, yeah. Run away. I still can't wrap my head around how something could be so close, but so far. Because the time zones have to, they have to be aligned somewhere. And if it's a circular globe, eventually you're going to catch up to yourself

and align and then doobly-doo, just like that. How about make it three miles to the right so they're both the same? Well, then you create a... Just to fuck with people. No, because then you create a space-time continuum vortex. But if you party over here and then you left there and went here, did it happen?

Yes, it did. Yes, it did, man. But it's still... That all happened on New Year's Eve here. But then you go over here and it's New Year's Eve. It's a fucking head fuck, isn't it? No, man. Maybe it doesn't happen. It all happens if it's happening

you don't go through a time portal Ricky it's just a it's just a geographical line it's not a

fucking what would your cell phone say corner your cell phone and be like didn't happen no man I don't know if they

if you took video the video probably you'd watch it just slowly start to raise as you got closer, I bet. You're getting in the back of the future stuff. You probably wouldn't have service on these fucking islands, man. You're thinking of Marty McFly fading out in the Polaroid. Remember his arms started to fade away? Or his legs or something. I forget what part of them.

Marty. You know who's smart? Alligators. You know, they can freeze. A bunch of them froze in the lake. They snorkeled. Yeah. Who would have thought

that you could think of that when you're an alligator? They were freezing lakes down. It wasn't that far away. Oklahoma. Oklahoma is where it was. They were freezing in the lake and they knew they were getting frozen logged in so they just stuck their noses up froze solid with their nose sticking out through the

ice little breathing and then they just shit like that well I mean they've been around for fucking since the dinosaurs boys they know how to fucking survive they do good they do survive they do they do it they do it right they do very good job at surviving how does he's like looking up going it's gonna freeze today well no he could sense it ricky he could tell that oh the water's getting slushy she's seizing up here i better fucking get my snout out. Better get my snout out where the fucking air is, because something's going on here that's weird. I think they're cold-blooded, and I don't know what that means,

but I don't think it's good with ice. I think it's good with ice. It's good with ice, man. It doesn't need to be warm. See? We should have been cold-blooded. I always thought warm blood was better. It been cold-blooded. I always thought warmer blood was better. He's cold-blooded! How many times has cold blood been used in a song?

Oh, fuck. Oklahoma's in the news a lot for some reason. When? Just, I guess, this week. Because it wasn't, I don't remember Oklahoma in the news last week. Okay, so what's going on? There was a dog born with six legs in Oklahoma. Bullshit. Nuclear power plant, I bet.

Six legs, two tails. Oh, he's fucked. Yeah, he's got problems. He's got a twin in him, two dogs. Six-wheel drive. So do the six legs actually work, or are they just like one hanging off its back? Two hangers. I think they all work, and I think he's going to live.

Now that would be a cool dog dog. That's a cool dog. Six-pack. Come here, six-pack. Two-tail. Let's go. Two-tail. Wow.

Wow. Get him six boots. Six dog boots. Six two? Six two. The rapper. I got to see this dog, man. Look him up.

Because it either looks really cool or really, really fucked. He looks fucked right now. He's a goddamn puppy. I know, but I'm not. This is fucking his internet's fucked. When it's full grown, it's going to be a cool dog. Never get tired. Six-legged dog, huh?

Probably only uses four at a time. Saves two. How many weeks have you been dragging that fucking computer box out here, knowing that the internet doesn't work? I'm always hoping that it's going to work. You drag it out here... I know, man. And we can't use it because you don't fucking hook it up to the internet.

Alright, we got a six-legged dog. Oh yeah. What do you think? Would you have him in your house? Just a sec. He's a cute little fucker. Not bad. Check this out.

Incredible video capturing the moment of... Oh, I didn't see the video. I just saw a fucking picture. Come on. That's not fair. ...fruits of swindle to save her dog. I didn't see video. I just saw a fucking picture. That's not fair. Yeah, this is great for the people at home who can't see fucking anything because it's on a phone. Yeah.

No, this isn't like, what the fuck? That's a video of a dog saving another dog. Wow. So you fucked that. Kind of, man. But I mean, that's him. Oh, there he is. You know what I think would save this segment?

If you tore your shirt off. Nope. Fucked up. We're not going to get to see him. I thought Oklahoma was in the news for something else, but I guess I fucked that up. Just snorkeling. Six-legged, two-tailed ducks. Ground. Ground.

No. There in the news again. 42-year-old man. He went over his neighbor's house killed her or him I'm not sure.

Cut her heart out. Jesus Murphy. He went back to his grandparents' place, cooked the heart up, and his grandparents and his granddaughter

wouldn't eat the cooked up heart, so he fucking killed two of them. That's a nice story. Okay, that's a lovely story. It's uplifting. I wanted you guys to feel my pain.

Well, thanks, man. Not everybody else. Sometimes I probably have PSTD from that. It's like, I don't need to know about this shit. That's why they should have a warning with stories like that. So tell me, he went all across the street. Why did he take her heart? Any particular reason?

I guess, is that the tastiest part of the human? I don't know. I don't know. He had a thing for heart, man, like deer hearts. Chicken hearts, cow hearts. So he murdered the poor lady I don't know. I don't know. Maybe he had a thing for hurt, man, like deer hurts. Chicken hurts, cow hurts. So he murdered the poor lady, took her hurt. I'm assuming she's dead.

She's definitely dead, man. She is, Ricky. Don't worry, he had to kill his granddaughter. It's fucking, no need of that. Well, no need to kill any of them, actually. Well, no need of really taking your neighbor's heart out of her chest. I guess there was maybe some mental illness. I don't know.

You think? Ricky. The person's not fucking thinking straight, man. Definitely not fucking using the nog in the proper way. So I do sort of feel bad for him, too. That sucks to be in that fucked up state. Upstate. What?

I found a picture of the six-legged dog, man. Wow. It's just... See, I don't care anymore. Well, I'm just saying, this thing is not going to be fucking running much. Yes, it will. Plain fetch.

Let's see him. No, man. It's just, his end is all fucked up. Let's see him. No, man. His reverse end is all fucked up. Let's see him. He's got a double pelvis. See? He's got legs going this way and that way. No, no.

He's going to be fine. He's just got to find his way. He's got a couple that are jinkity-janked. I don't know if you can see that. He's just got to find his way. He's got a couple of jinkity-jankers. He'll get it sorted. If a dog can walk with three legs or two legs,

it can definitely make six work. He might be dragging a couple of them through the mud. Yeah, there's going to be some legs being dragged. Might be a couple of daddies dragging. The thing is, if you fucked up one of your legs, you could take one of them off and put it down where you need it. What? What's he talking about?

Kind of like regeneration. Just if you broke one of the good ones, you just saw it off and put one of the limbers on there. He's growing spare parrots. Yeah, he's got a couple of spares. Breaks his pelvis? Don't worry about that, little buddy. You got an extra.

His name's Skipper. That's a dumb name for a fucking six-legged. Do you want one of those six-legged. Either that or he drives a boat. He's... it's just boring, man. The thing's not fucking doing anything. Might. Might be a boat captain. Oh, Skepper from Gilligan's Island.

Remember that old cocksucker? Yeah, that was a good show, huh? Yeah. Whatever happened to him show, huh? Yeah. Whatever happened to him? Skipper? Yeah. He wrought a death on the island, I believe. Fuck.

What a way. At least it was warm. It wasn't real, Ricky. They were in a studio. It's all sick, man. I thought it was down in their Bahamas. No, the opening shot of the island was, but they weren't filming it on an island. They were filming it in a fucking studio.

That's fucking lame. You didn't think they were shooting that really on an island, did you? Yes, it was very realistic. Gilligan's Island. I mean, the lagoon looked fucking real. Yeah, I mean, I don't remember the lagoon. So they fucking lied to everyone. That's nice. It was on a soundstage, Ricky, somewhere.

Here on Gilligan's Island. Name the contestants. Name the people. Professor Marianne. Oh, yeah. Ginger. Mr. Howell. Skipper.

Gilligan. Fuck, that's pretty good man I wouldn't have got all of them was there more oh the uh the rich guy there's

that's Mr. Howell and Mrs. Howell Thurston Howell the third Thurston and his wife I don't know her name what was the wife's name Mrs. Howell what the fuck was her name now

Tina Tina Howell no that was the real name of, what's her face? Ginger. She was a Tina? I don't know. I think so. Ginger. Who was, who would, Ginger was the movie star. Yes. Why the fuck would the movie star in her gown, her dress, her gorgeous dress be out on a whole fucking fishing boat tour for three hours? It's a photo shoot. Is that what it was? I don't know.

Who was taking her picture then? Did he fall over and die? Gilligan, maybe. I don't know. Skipper. I bet you Gilligan was a horny bastard. There's a fucking grocery store over in it's called the Tesco in Royston. Tesco? We've been to Tesco's.

Tesco's like the like the Needs. A fucking hundred people came out and their key fobs don't work. Can't get in their cars. It's some kind of weird alien shit maybe. No, they're just Tescos There's Tesco got a jammer

Yeah You can come, but you can't leave I think that's the soccer team, the Tesco jammers So what happened? Did everybody just left their cars there? What's going on? They can't get in them I don't know, it's a weird one

That's fucked What causes it, man? Aliens. I think so. Here on Gilligan's Island. Hey, Gilligan! What's that? Did you hear about fucking the

dog walker for Lady Gaga? Yeah, what happened? I heard some... It shot in the chest four times and people stole the dogs. Jesus, Murphy. What the fuck is up with that? What kind of dogs were they? Gold-plated? English Bulldogs.

Gold-plated, maybe. They had really cool accents. They're worth a lot of money. They're not worth that much. I mean, they're not worth enough that anybody should be getting shot over. $500,000 was what they wanted. No, that's what she offered as a reward. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Well, there you go, dude. Not sure I agree with that. I mean, I definitely agree with it if I stole the dogs, but it's probably going to encourage people to do it. Like me, I'm thinking, fuck, I should be doing this. $500,000 for what? Just to get the dogs back, but you get away with murder? He didn't die.

He's still alive somehow. Well, does he get a say in the fucking no questions asked part? I'd be like, fuck you, no questions asked. Ask them this question. Where the fuck do you live? Because you shot me. Yeah. I think the police probably wouldn't be happy with that idea either.

No, no questions asked. Yeah, shooting somebody over, that's not cool. I mean. Do English dogs have accents? Yes, they bark with accents. That'd be awesome. Ruff ruff, ruff ruff. They don't.

No, they don't. That's how an English dog barks. Canadian doguff ruff. Ruff ruff. They don't. No, they don't. That's how an English dog barks. Canadian dog goes ruff. English dog goes ruff ruff. Ruff ruff. It's a fact, Jack. What about like a dog from Mexico? No, see, you're going to get me in trouble

because I'm going to try to do a Mexican sounding accent and then it'll be like Bubbles is, you know, not very nice. So I'm not doing that. So you do one for the English dog? You're going to send her Mexican dogs? Yeah, you did it for, what's going on? I don't understand, man. All the British dogs are pissed off at you.

Exactly. Don't care. British dogs love me. Okay. I don't know care. British dogs love me. Okay. I don't know how a Mexican dog would bark. You know how you don't like mayonnaise? Yes. You should start eating it.

It's good for you, man. It's even a bunch of turtles right now. Got fucked over by an oil slick. They're all full of tar and fuck. Garbage juice and shit. There's lots of protein and shit in there. You eat this mayonnaise and it breaks everything down. They shit it out and they're all fucking good to go.

Gets the oil out of their pipes. Yeah. Really? I might try eating a lot more of it, get some of the oil out of my pipes. Yeah. You've got a lot of oil in your pipes, fucking ash oil. If you smoked mayonnaise, would that clean out your lungs? Yes, Ricky.

Of course it would. Makes sense, man. Load up the bong with a fucking big dollop of mayonnaise and lighter. See what happens. Is it flammable? What you'll have to do is let it dry. I would just squirt some on like a... Let it dry, let it dry. I would just squirt some on like a... Let it dry.

Let it dry. Flake it up. Smoke it. What's that song from? I forget. Oh, no. It was Let It Die. Mm-hmm.

How does let... I don't know Let It Die. It's from the Lorax. The what? How do you know the movie The Lorax? I watch cartoons when I'm really fucked up late at night, all right? Don't tell anybody. The Lorax is that orange cocksucker.

It's a fucking great movie. He's just a hairball, isn't he, with a beard? Don't know, man. The Lorax. He's the orange cocksucker, isn't he? Welcome to Park After Dark. Was that in your little notes? No, but it is March the 5th. Welcome to Park After Dark. Was that in your little notes?

No, but it is March the 5th. It was Randy's birthday yesterday. We didn't celebrate it. Yeah. Yes. Fuck yeah. I love forgetting. I didn't know it was Randy's birthday. Who cares, man?

On the March 5th day, we're going to have to listen to this later, although it is long. 1971, Stairway to Heaven was played live for the first time. Do you know where it was played? Ulster Hall in Belfast. That's right. And guess who played Ulster Hall in Belfast? Boop boop.

Boop boop boop boop boop boop. That's cool. Nice. Do you remember when we were in Belfast? I like Belfast. I didn't know that was the same place that that was played. Ulster Hall, that's where I played the fucking, they got the big pipe organ on the back wall, and I got to fucking play it. Oh, yeah, that was cool, man.

I think that was Ulster Hall. I remember being there, and the guy saying, this is where fucking Led Zeppelin played. And I played it that night. I played a little Stairway to Heaven. You freaked him out a bit, didn't you? See, how did I block that out? I played it in Ul. I played a little Stairway to Heaven. You freaked them out a bit, didn't you? See? How did I block that out? I played it in Ulster Hall, Ricky, and then I went down where the Titanic got launched,

and you guys were too hungover to come with me. You know what? Next time we're going to do something like that, you should tell me. Rick, you might want to chill a little bit on the booze and the dope until after we do this thing, and then have at it. You guys were in Belfast and you didn't even come to the fucking Titanic fucking. But we did hit every fucking pub and town. It brings back too many bad memories for me.

What does? The whole Titanic thing. Why, how is that affecting your life? Just thinking about all those people bobbing around the cold ocean. Jesus, man. Ricky. Keeps me awake at night sometimes.

Well, that's why I went, to pay tribute. And it was fantastic. Standing right there where they launched the cocksucker. I stood right there where they shot it out into the ocean. That would have been cool, actually. You know, there's a guy building one, eh? Replica. Really? A there's a guy building one, eh? Replica. Really? A billionaire's building a

Titanic replica, and he's gonna sail at the same route. Cocky. Does he know what happened to the other one? He's very aware, Ricky. He's not putting the same, you know, navigational tools in it, I'm sure. They've got modern stuff, but it looks the same.

And it's like 150 grand a ticket or something crazy. Hope they use better steel. I'm sure they used state of the art. Wasn't a lot of famous people born today. Andy Gibb, who you love. Everybody loved Andy Gibb and the boys back in the day. He loved his hairy chest, man. No, I didn't.

I liked the music, though. I liked Andy Gibb. Eva Mendez? I didn't. I liked the music, though. I liked Andy. Eva Mendez? I guess that's not a great day for birthdays. We can listen to a little Andy Gibb for you. A little Stairway to Heaven. You guys like Andy Gibb as well. I love Andy Gibb.

So does he. Probably more than anybody. I was always jealous of him, to be honest. There we go. Oh, he got brought right into the... I mean, he was just set up for success. He got brought right into the Bee Gees. Yep.

Yep. You know, it's too bad he got all fucking cranked up on everything. I thought it was the Bay City Rollers. Who was that? Andy Gibb wasn't in the Bay City fucking Rollers. Was he? I don't know, but I liked that Saturday night. Saturday night. Saturday night.

You know how they picked their name? Hey! They had a thumbtack and just had the world map, and they went, laying a rate on Michigan. Bay City Rollers, man. Michigan? I did not know that. That's the truth.

Michigan's Bay City? Yes, it is, man. I didn't know that either. What bay? Don't fucking know. I just know that that's a lake. That's a lot of information I gave you. It's sort of inland for a bay.

I don't know, man. It's a lake bay. Just a Bay City roller fact. Could be one of the Great Lakes. Just wait. I need to know now. What are you going to try to prove? Where did the Bay City Rollers get their name?

Here's what I found. According to Wikipedia, this did not meet anyone's approval, so a second dart was thrown. It landed near Bay City, Michigan. The band agreed on the name, the Bay City Rollers. Wow. Suck my ass.

It was a dart. Bubbles. Bay City, Michigan. So there's a Bay City in Michigan. Didn't know that. Let's go there. Right after we go to the Diocese Islands. Where? Bay City, Michigan. So there's a Bay City in Michigan. Didn't know that. Let's go there. Right after we go to the Diocise Islands. Right on.

All right. I'm gonna go check my underwear. Good idea, Puss. I'm gonna come with you.