Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 41 - Treasure Chests And Candy Cane Cocks

Episode Date: March 7, 2022

In the jinkety-janked trailer today: Julian's got Cock Eyes, Ricky's ready to move to Switzerland, and Bubbles just want to take a nap! Before Bubbs drops right out of 'er, they discuss buried treasure, manscaping, and why you shouldn't leave your weiner out in the sun!

Looks pretty good, huh? You can barely tell. Well, there's a few things I don't understand, man. Number one, why didn't you just fucking move the table, the stand, over here and get rid of this big piece of shit? Number two, why would you fucking like ricky it's sideways it's distracting it's like it's on an angle the tv that's not yes it is man but the picture on this one's actually better i think than this one well of course because this is a newer fucking i didn't have fucking 10 people to help me move shit around. Big stereos and TV places. I think it looks great.

Fuck off. You could have used probably a little less duct tape and made it look a little nicer. I tried using less duct tape and it kept fucking falling down. Bubz, why didn't you fucking help him? I wasn't here. I was down at the grocery store getting cat food. Okay, it's kind of fucked, but it's working, so... And the TV is

level, believe it or not. The trailer is crooked. TV's level. Well, you shouldn't fucking level it with the trailer, then. You should have leveled it with sitting here fucking looking at it. It's leveled with a level, but the trailer is way out of fucking

level. She's off a little bit. A couple inches, Ray. Probably a foot. You're probably down a foot in that corner over there. You can tell when I'm in bags. I kind of feel like I'm sleeping like this. Yeah.

It's not good. Woo! Oh, has it really marched to four already? Thank fuck. We're almost at the spring. I'm yawning, boys. I keep yawning. I haven't sake. Fuck. We're almost at the spring. I'm yawning, boys. I keep yawning. I haven't slept.

Ricky, just put that thing down, would you? It's quite a fucking thing. It's the worst thing I've ever seen. Well, Julian gave it to me, so I'm going to keep it. Julian, where did you get this? Get what? Somebody sent it to me. It's this god-awful fucking knife. The knife?

Is that what you're talking about? Yes, it's got the worst handle I've ever seen. It's a collector's fucking knife, man. It's a collector's edition. It's not, though. If it's just worth 300 bucks. This would be just as good of a weapon, really. That's probably it.

Like, look, when you hold the blade, it doesn't even Fit in your hand First of all You can only get it With two or three fingers And then if you were Ever to jab somebody These pointy things Are gonna jab Right in your hand

It's not a great sign Alright So you plan on Jabbing somebody With a fucking knife No I'm just saying It's dumb Stop fucking complaining

It's a decorative thing I don't like the way The head goes backwards Either way It's a decorative thing. I don't like the way the head goes backwards either. It's just cool looking. That's about as cool looking as my right nut. Not very. Are you going to come join us?

Are you going to tell me how to fucking put this game on pause? You just take your hands off the controllers and you're on pause. Alright, things are getting crazy here. I'm almost dead. Oh, maybe not. Oh, fuck. Watch me or something. Here, Ricky, rub his sunglasses on your wiener. That'll get him over here.

Alright, I'm done. I'm gonna walk away. Alright. Walking away. Alright. Walking away. What's this? I was only joking. Don't joke around with shit. Are you cranky today or what, buddy?

What? You seem like a cranky fuck. No, I'm just tired. I'm exhausted. What? We're all tired. Can you put these glasses on instead of those ones? Why? Because these ones are instead of those ones? Why? Because these ones are reflective and these ones aren't. I like to see myself.

What? Did you do something to them? Marker or something on them? No, there's no marker on them. Like a TikTok fucking prank? No, there's no marker. Just give them a little lick. Clean the lenses. I'm not going to fucking lick the lenses.

There. You happy? Were you not watching what just happened? No. He just rubbed those all over his wiener. Are you fucking kidding me? Well, no. Well, you want that on your cock or what?

Old Julian cock glasses. Thanks, bubs. I thought you watched him do it. I was playing the fucking game. I said it to him jokingly, and then he really did it. I can't. Then I said it to you jokingly, and you really did it, so... Well, you know I'm not great at multitasking, okay?

So I can't fucking listen and watch what you're doing here when I'm playing a video game. All right, cock eyes. What do you got? This is Park After Dark. Is this happening? Oh, yeah. Do it. Welcome to Park After Dark,

everybody. I'm Julian Cock Eyes. I'm not Julian Cock Eyes. Boys, I might just have a nap, all right? And you do it. On that break. On top, yeah.

Holy fuck. You know, you know Charles. I'll nap right on top of you. Holy fuck. You know, you know, Charles Bronson? Yeah. He was a great fucking actor, right? Movie star. Fantastic actor. Like, is he dead? Charles Bronson, I believe so.

He's too tough to be dead. In 1997, a woman from Louisville left the actor all of her money with a handwritten fucking will, 300 grand. She'd never met him before. She was just a fan. Jesus. So if anybody out there is like dying or whatever, and they have a will and a money, we could use some cash.

That's right. Just throwing that out there. I'll look after it. Don't be begging for wills from old people. Well, I'm saying, if you gave me 300 grand, I could probably turn it into maybe 600 grand, maybe a million. You could turn it into nothing. And I can help out your families. Well, you guys want to go to Switzerland?

Sure do. Me too. I heard about something in Switzerland today. What's going on there? They've got a brand new jail. Looks fucking nice. That's what I heard. They're having an open house test. What do you on there? They've got a brand new jail. It looks fucking nice. That's what I heard. They're having an open house test.

What do you call it? They're doing a— Test drive. A three-day test drive. Three-day test drive. The new jail. They're looking for people to fucking— I mean, we've got major experience.

I fucking love the golf. They're looking for people to go into their jail for three days? Yeah, make sure everything's working tip-top. Do you get paid? Nope. Oh, I assumed you did. No, you don't get paid. You get fuck all.

You just get three meals a day. You get treated like a criminal for three days, and there's over 1,000 people lining up to get into this fucking place. That's not good because it only holds 115 or something. I'm saying there's a big demand for people wanting to try a jail. It's a free trip to Switzerland, though. Well, Switzerland's fucking awesome, man. They got their shit together there. They have good chocolate and good skiing.

Everybody has an assault rifle. Good watches, too. Nobody fucks with each other. Good watches and good army knives. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. It came from the Swiss as well. Swiss army knife.

Swiss chocolate, Swiss army knife. Good tennis players come from Switzerland. Making tons of money. Good mountaineers. Lots of goats. What's the muscle situation? The what? The what? The muscle.

Yeah, what is the muscle situation? Well, you got Ernie. He was from fucking Austria. That's not that far from Switzerland. Right? Yeah, Ernie. The man. Do they make any types of protein shakes or anything that you like?

They probably do make a nice chocolate one, Swiss chocolate, yeah. Probably make, yes, a Swiss Muscle Milk. I'd fucking love to live in Switzerland, man. Because the ladies are beautiful. Are they? Every one of them. Not most of them. Most of them. They got lots of money there, man.

Swiss banks. Oh, yeah. Isn't that where you can take money and no one knows about it? Numbered accounts. Did it disappear? Or is that somewhere else? Swiss bank account.

Swiss bank account. Yeah, you see that in a lot of movies. I need to get one. No, they don't have any money. They would not give you one. Believe me. Wake up, pups. Come on.

Boys, I'm tired. Let's get some energy going here. Let me get some rest. I was reading with this dude in New York that he was having trouble breathing for like the last ten years. And they finally figured out that he has a tooth growing in one of his nasal passages. Holy fuck. That's so weird. That's fucked up. Yeah. Imagine. A passages. Holy fuck. That's so weird. That's fucked up.

Yeah. Imagine. A tooth. A fucking tooth. I guess it happens in like 0.1% of the population. Ten years he had a tooth in there? Yeah, he's like in his 30s. Good breed.

Nobody could figure it the fuck out. So they finally stuck this video camera up his... Nasals. They didn't take an x-ray? You'd think they would have x-rayed his head if he was having trouble breathing. So if someone punched him in his nose, he would have had a broken nose, and he would have lost a tooth. Think about that one. Yeah. Yeah, he could have choked on it.

Yeah. He probably would have been breathing a lot better a long time ago if he would have gotten in a fight. Fuck. Knocked his tooth out, his nose tooth. Cut his fucking nasal pass, Joe. He would have had a tooth sticking out through the side of his nose and then it would have been a clue. Thank God he wasn't a dickhead, huh?

Yeah. Speaking of beating, this man in Tennessee just got charged. He beat his wife with a loaf of bread. I shouldn't be laughing, but I mean... Didn't Phil Collins used to beat people with loaves of bread? Buns. Buns. He whacked me a few times.

If I'm going to get hit with something, I would prefer a loaf of bread over most things. Well, yeah. It's not going to really hurt that much. No, remember Phil used to get two bags of buns going like nunchucks. If you got hit right in the face and it was going fast enough, you'd feel it, man. A loaf of bread? It depends, too. How old is it? Is it day-old bread? This looks like fresh white bread.

Then it's like a slap. It's more of a slap. Fresh white bread, big difference between that and like, you know, weak old rye bread or something, because that's like a brick. Like a sourdough bun. Yes. No, I don't think this was any. That's what they used to call your mother, isn't it? Old sourdough buns? That's what they used to say your mother smelled like.

Sourdough, buddy. Sourpuss. Sourpuss. Isn't that a drink yes it's also a body part of your mother um

lawn mullet that's a term people actually use it it means you have a well neatly manicured front yard and an unmowed mess in the backyard

kind of like your mother well I heard she did keep it nice and trimmed backyard. Kind of like your mother. Well, I heard she did keep it nice and trimmed. An unmowed mass in the backyard. Wearing her hair diaper. Who's she call? Randy. He's more of a lawn mullet than anybody.

No, he's just a... Is he nicely groomed in the front? I don't know, man. Maybe when he's out being smoky, he's got to keep it groomed. I don't know. Who knows? No, I don't think so. Gross bastard. You guys do any work down there? Why?

To your lawns. To you. You take care of your front yard, Rick. I don't let it go. Let's put it that way. Do you use the same trimmers you use for your beard down there? No. Bullshit. You fucking do.

You know it. You just use a torch. A torch? Just like a quick... Yeah. You just... Puffs. What?

You could burn some shit bad with a torch. Yeah, man. Oh, I'm not saying I do that. I'm just saying there are people that use torches. I don't know how that would work. It would stink. Put a little lighter fluid on? You wouldn't want to get blisters anywhere.

No. That area's very sensitive. I remember I sunburned it once, and it fucking hurt a lot. Okay, Buffs. You guys I sunburned it once, and it fucking hurt a lot. Okay, bubs. You guys ever sunburn your wieners? No, man. It fucking sucks. How did you have your wiener out for that long?

I went commando for one day. Yeah, no, you passed out for a fucking day. I didn't want to have tan lines, and it was a bad call. You passed out in the sun with your pants down? He actually, he passed out face down, and then we rolled him over because his fucking face was in a big thing of fucking weeds and shit. Afraid you were going to die. So you rolled him over?

Rolled him over and boom, he had his wiener out, fucking walked away. Why didn't you just put something over him? I'm not touching anything down there. Or pull his pants up. You can pull something over him. I'm not touching anything down there. Or pull his pants up. You can pull his pants up. The really weird part was when, if you got excited, all of a sudden it went from, well,

it was almost like a candy cane. It was like a red, white, red, white, red, white. It was really weird. Oh, because it got, I know why, Ricky. It's very easy to figure out. It got burned when it was soft and the skin was all wrinkled. You know, wrinkled skin on the shaft. She got burned and then now when it expands, you got the white rings.

Right? Right, yeah. Like, if you think about it, think about an animal, a bull, with his big fucking bag hanging down. You'd think that that bag would get fucking sunburned. No. Isn't it hair covered? Well, yeah, but it's still going to get through, wouldn't it?

Oh, if you lay on his back with his bag. Like a hippo. You know, they must have a huge junk area. I'd say lions and tigers burn their bags. Yeah, they're always on their fucking bags. What do you think of that?

Is there a problem with the wildlife? No. With burnt bags? No, they're different. A burnt undercarriage. They don't get sunburned

the way a human does. They have different melatonin counts in their... They have built-in sunscreen. They have built-in sunscreen. Their skin is like leather i was reading about some treasures that were found man i'd like to be a treasure hunter i think me too man you can find a lot of things i am a treasure hunter you want to hear

about five with them oh do i have bottle bottle capstone that's not the hawksney hoard Oh, do I ever. Bottle capstone. That's not treasure. The Hawks Knee Horde. Jesus Christ. The fuck are you doing? I don't know if that scared me or turned me on. Turned you on.

Are you erect right now? No. Fuck, man. These guys are weird. This first one's called the Hock's Knee Horde. But this farmer over in Britain lost his hammer. So he called his friend with a metal detector and said, dude, I need you to help me find my hammer.

I lost it somewhere out in the fucking field. So they went looking for this hammer, and they ended up finding 14,865 coins. 200 pieces of silver, cutlery, and gold jewelry. $4.3 million. Holy fuck. What the fuck? It said it was from, it's Roman, but it said it's from 407 CE.

What the fuck does that mean? CE. I've never heard of CE. I've heard of AD and what's the other one? CE. BC, yeah. 407 CE? That can't be right.

Just type in 407 CE, see what comes out. Or just put in what does CE mean. No, what is it, 407 CE? That's what it said, but I think it must have been a typo. Say, what does CE mean in relation to years, dates? 4.3 million dollars looking for a hammer. That's not fucking shabby. That's... What is the meaning of 450 CE? 407. Common Era.

Common Era. Christian Era. Does that mean AD? AD. It's based on the most frequently used calendar system. The Gregorian Calendar. The Gregorian Calendar. I've never heard of it, man.

What was it again? I've already forgotten. Common Era. Oh, yeah. Common Era. Didn't know. You didn't know forgotten. Common Era. Oh, yeah. Common Era. Didn't know. You didn't know what the word circa meant either, Ricky. He doesn't know what a lot of fucking words mean, like most of them.

I know what circus means, so that's close. Yes, Rick. It's almost the same amount of letters. I joined the circus. Here's another nice little find called Saddle Ridge. A California couple who would liked to remain unnamed. Okay. They found this weird metal can hanging from a tree,

and the tree had actually kind of grown over a little bit. It's like, hmm, it's a little odd. And then they saw this weird rock formation, which they called Saddle Ridge, and they're like, hmm, something's up there. So they went and started digging. They found a bunch of cans, 1,427 gold dollar coins. Fuck. From the mid-1800s, worth $10 million.

Jesus. Fuck these people. What was with the can hanging in the tree? Must have been a little marker for the guy to come back at some point, but then he must have got dead. Oh. They have no idea where the coins came from or whose they were or anything. Ten million bucks.

Founder in the ground. Boy, there's got to be treasures like that around here somewhere. There's got to be shipwrecks. There's been so many fucking pirates and those other fucking Templar fucking dudes. This was a crazy one, too. The belly tongue Shipwreck. These fishermen, they were fishing, and they hauled up a fucking Arabian merchant vessel in their net.

The ship sank around fucking 830 A.D. The Tongue Dynasty treasures contained gold, ceramic artifacts, precious stones, jewels worth 80 million. Fuck, man. Why can't we get a fucking chunk of this? Just hauling in some fish, and all of a sudden you're hauling a ship, and it's got 80 million dollars with a fucking treasure on it. I bet they retire. Jesus, Murphy.

80 million. Then there's the SS Gersoppa. Oh, the Gersoppa. It was torpedoed by a German sub with 200 tons of fucking silver on it. They've only recovered 61 tons so far. Silver bullion. It's worth 200 million. Holy fuck.

There's still 140 tons left. That was my eyes coming out of my jaw. Yeah, who did that? Fucking Ed Room, Max Ed Room? No, it wasn't Max Ed Room. Jim Carrey. So here's another little follow-up. So the company that was hired by, I forget,

might have been England or France, to find the silver from the SS Gersapa, that same company flew 17 tons of coins from Gibraltar to an unknown location in the U.S. So they found another shipwreck, but they wouldn't tell where, when, or how they found it. Didn't tell anyone what type of coins they found.

So Spain fucking lost their shit and said it was their coins from this fucking ship that sank in 1804 and they finally won. So they had the company, a bunch of fucking scammers, had to fly the coins back to Spain. They were worth 500 fucking million dollars. See, that's why they flew them back. Like, what do you, of course you would do that. But even if they had said, oh, we only found this many, here's 400 million.

Maybe that's what they did. Could have kept 100. Pretty fucking sneaky. Yeah, those are our coins. If we ever find treasure, we're not fucking telling anybody. I can't believe there's that much treasure out there. There's tons of it out there, man. How much treasure do you think is buried around the world that people don't know about?

Trillions, man. It's got to be. This treasure. Trillions. This treasure is not 5% of it. There's not trillions. Yes, there would be. There's treasure. Trillions! There's treasure not far from here. I don't know what percent of it. There's not trillions. Yes, there would be.

There's buried treasure right here in our backyard. Bet you there is, man. Ricky, you've already dug up the yard looking for stuff. No, no, not in this yard, but not too far from here. Because I knew a guy. He was a grower. He grew a lot. And he had...

He claimed about $2 million in cash. And he buried it. And now he's not with us. So somewhere, not too far from here, there's a couple million dollars buried in the ground. What are you talking about? How come I never knew this before? Yeah, how come you didn't tell me about this shit? I was hoping to find it by myself.

Well, that's nice. You know we're a team, right? You're supposed to tell the team shit like this. But how do you find something that's buried somewhere? Where was the fucking land? All I know is it's in Dartmouth. What? In the woods.

In the woods in Dartmouth. That narrows it down. Just dig up all the woods in Dartmouth. That'll take about fucking four or six weeks. Well, you know what we're going to do? We're going to get some of the fucking maps and check this shit out. It's worth a fucking... We could get some LIDAR.

What's it called? LIDAR, ground radar. Ground penetrating radar. Or and some dog fucking sniffo cash. Oh, that would be wicked. And a satellite. Get one at the airport. Satellite imager.

Look for any holes. Fucking two million bucks, huh? At least. Use a satellite to look for holes. Boys, I'm fading off. I got to have a nap. You're not going to nap yet until we're done with this fucking... I got hit with the tires.

Anybody get born to March the 4th? Bobby Womack. Who the fuck's that? Bobby Womack! Who's that? You know Bobby. All Bobby W. He's an American R&B singer, guitarist, songwriter, producer. It's all over now. Woman's gotta have it.

Woman's gotta have it. Across 110th Street. Don't know any of these two. You know them. Sing a bit. Right on 110th Street. That was in Jackie Brown or one of those movies you like? Oh, yeah, the Jackie Brown soundtrack.

It was on there, I believe. Bobby Womack. Big Bobby, the Jackie Brown soundtrack. It was on there, I believe. Bobby Womack. Big Bobby W. Big Bobby W. Gunnar Hansen. Gunnar Hansen. Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre from Iceland. Yeah. Rinkovic. Yeah, Leatherface. Carol Baker, Canadian country singer, songwriter, born in Bridgewater, Nova Scotia. Yes, Carol Baker. Emilio Estevez, Cuban-American musician and producer. And you know who else's birthday it is? Oh, no. I'm sorry. It's not Emilio Estevez. What is it?

Emilio Estefan. Oh, Gloria Estefan's brother. Yeah. That makes more sense, because I don't think the other guys do. You know who else's birthday it is that we never said? Catherine O'Hara. A little bit of Bobby Womack. This dude is cool, man. Oh, yeah, he's good I don't know who he is

You know, this guy's done a lot of banging Yes, sensual banging I bet he sings while he's banging Probably, man Plays the guitar while he's banging He does sensual banging Yeah Yeah Bring the snare, baby He does sensual bands. Yeah.

Bring the snare, baby. Catherine O'Hara. I like her. Catherine O'Hara, fantastic. Jason Newsted? Yes, from Metallica. Oh, yeah. Nothing else, man.

Oh, fuck yeah. Look at that. He was the bass player for Metallica that replaced Cliff Burton. Who's the bass player? He was the guy for years. Cliff Burton was the first one, and he died in a tar bus accident. Jason Newstead replaced him and was on all the records, like, you know, Master of Puppets and Ride the Lightning and Justice for All.

He was on all those. Got a crush on him? No. Evan Dando? Evan Dando. From the Lemonheads? The Lemonheads lead singer. The Lemonheads.

Mrs. Robinson, perhaps you've heard of that. Oh, yeah. How does it go? Don't know, man. Oh, fuck. Randy. It's, yes, Randy.

That's what I was gonna say. Randy's birthday today. It's Randy's birthday today. Who gives a fuck? Says he's a Canadian actor what I was going to say. Randy's birthday today. It's Randy's birthday today. Who gives a fuck? Says he's a Canadian actor. I was going to take a cake over to Randy later. Huxley Workman? You guys don't want to have cake with Randy?

Fuck that. What kind of cake? I'll make a cake, some kind of a nice cake for Randy. Get him an ice cream cake. I'll come over. I'm not spending fucking 60 bucks him an ice cream cake. I'll come over. I'm not spending fucking 60 bucks on an ice cream cake for him. Whatever you do, can you also get a pie? Just whipped cream?

Why? Oh, this is a great fucking tune, man. It's Lemonheads. Right? Yes. Did they actually write Mrs. Robbins? No. I thought it was Simon and Gerfunkel. It was. So I thought. Robbins? No. I thought it was Simon and Garfunkel. It was. That's what I thought.

They just did it. So why the fuck did that make them big? Because they did a cooler version of it. I disagree. They're on a fucking boat and they're singing. Yeah, I'm not feeling it. And oh, oh, it was the soundtrack for fucking, what's his face? What's his face?

That guy. I never saw it. That fucking actor. What's his name? Dwayne Johnson? That guy. I never saw it. That fucking actor. What's his name? Dwayne Johnson. It was in a movie, man. Most actors were. I'm just saying.

It was a fucking... Maybe that's why the song was big, because nobody knew about it, and now they did. Oh, everybody knew about it. What movie was it? I don't know. It's What's His Face.

Fucking... Spit it out. I forget his goddamn fucking name, bubs. And he was with Tom Cruise. it? I don't know. It's, what's his face? Fucking... Spit it out. I forget his goddamn fucking name, bubs. And he was with Tom Cruise in that movie. Top Gun. Goose. No, no, no, no. Where he played... Doc Homer. He took

his brother and they went fucking... Rain Man. Yes. That guy. What's his name? Dustin Hoffman? Dustin Hoffman. Fuck! You couldn't think of Dustin Hoffman's name? What fucking movie? So this is for a Dustin Hoffman movie? This his name? Dustin Hoffman? Dustin Hoffman. Fuck! You couldn't think of Dustin Hoffman's name? I couldn't, man. What fucking movie? So this is for a Dustin Hoffman movie?

This is for a Dustin Hoffman movie. What movie? I don't fucking know, man. Meet the Parents? No, it's an old one, like back in the fucking 60s or 70s. Back in the 70s. He wasn't in Meet the Parents, was he? No, he was in Meet the Fockers.

Was he? Yeah, he was the Focker. Oh. He was Ben Stiller's dad. Well, I'm not sure what the movie was, man. Maybe that was the name of the movie.

What? Oh, The Wolf of Wall Street it was in as well. Okay. All right. All kinds of shit we just learned today. So they're like

a one-hit wonder, maybe? The Lemonheads? I don't think they had a lot of big hits. Don't see anything else here, man. Evan Dando. I didn't know Gunner's dead. Yeah? So is Bobby Womack. Yes, the Womack.

Everyone else still alive, though. What, this guy's dead? No, Evan Dando's not dead. He's Dando. He's feeling Dando these days. Well. Boys, I have to fucking take a nap. I'm serious. That's not like you normally. Yeah, man. You sick or anything? No. Were you out partying too much this weekend? No. What about your cat? Does he shit?

Well, you probably have a fucking bug. No, I don't have a bug. He just keeps me up because he growls when he shits. You want a couple of lines or something? Lines? Dude, Ricky, I'm not... Just write the fuck up. I don't do lines, you silly bastard. You know what you should do? Take a nice edible, an indica one, pass right the fuck over.

I don't need one to pass out. I'll take a snap of the hot liquor though. A little mushroom tea? Let's take some mushroom tea. I got some oxy, I think. I don't want... Boys, I don't need drugs. I just need to nap. Yeah, but drugs equals just need to nap. Yeah, but drugs equals no need to nap. Have a few more drinks. He wants me to take drugs to make my nap better,

and you want me to take drugs to beat time. Well, I'm ready to party if he wants to stay up. All right, then give me some fucking bennies. Give me some fucking... I think I still have bennies in the captain's cupboard from fucking 25 years ago. I was joking. I'm not taking

a 25-year-old bennie. What about a fucking couple shots of tequila? I'll do that. Okay. All right. Let's get it. It's going to be a margarita day.

Let's get some fuck... Do you got any chips in the shed or what? I do. Go get the chips. We're going to have a little party. Now what?

March the 4th. Oh, and you know what? I got a new bacon thing I've got to show you. Does it wrap scallops? No, you wait until I show you this one. All right, this is turning into a great day. Everybody, see you later. We've got to do some shit.

Bacon twisties. That sounds good. Thanks.