Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 42 - Beware The Idiots Of March

Episode Date: March 13, 2023

It's a happy and laffy day - spring's around the corner, and the Boys are high on edibles! Julian reveals a greasy fetish, Bubbles wants a date with Rick Rubin, and Ricky finds an upside to the warming of the globe. Also: Cocaine Bear, muscle tattoos, and why VW can f**k off!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. So why can the French guy suck your nuts? I didn't say he could suck... It doesn't matter if he's French or not, he was an asshole. He was a fucking asshole. But because he was French? Well, he just sounded like more of an asshole

because he had the French accent and he can sound like a dick. What did he say? I don't fucking know, man. I was drunk. My ancestors, there's a French. Oh, they're definitely French, man. Le Fleur.

Yeah. They're French. Ricky Le Fleur. They're a French. Oh, they're definitely French, man. Le Fleur. Yeah. They're French. Ricky Le Fleur. They're extremely French. Ray, on the other hand, he didn't know a fucking, he could hardly speak English. I mean. Ray was pretty fluent in English. Like father, like son in that department is what I say.

You know what I mean? I don't know what that means. I'm going to leave it alone. Trying to be in a good mood today. I'm in a great mood. You know what I mean? I don't know what that means. I'm going to leave it alone. I'm trying to be in a good mood today. I'm in a great mood. You know what? I took edibles about 45 minutes ago. They're starting to go whoosh.

I'm glad that you're liking the edibles. I am, man. You know, I feel a lot better. Her edibles are fucking good. Delicious. Where can people get them? Just in the States, man. Unfortunately, just in the States at the moment.

But we're going to get them here somehow, even if we have to deliver them ourselves. They just make me so happy and laughy. You know what? When you start laughing when you're high, it's a very fucking, it's a very fun thing. And we're coming up with a powder, too, that goes into your drinks. Yes. That is, you know what? That is a game changer.

THC powder. Because you can put it that is a game changer. THC powder. It's like a... Put it in that and it tastes... It's like one of those Tang things, except you put it in your drink and next thing you know, you're high. Next thing you know, you're laughing your cock off. And you're drunk, and you're high. It's a good mixture, man. Fuck, I wish we had one right now, because I got a pretty

good vodka snap on here. Yeah. I can't believe it's fucking March the 10 already. Time is flying again fucking March the 10th already time is flying again March the 10th it's almost fucking spring next week St. Paddy's Day it's getting close man

it's getting close to spring you know what I found today I heard this today on the radio in Nova Scotia we usually get an average of 220 centimeters of snow a year that's on average guess how many centimeters this year?

Not many. 50. That's it. All fucking year, boys. A quarter. Less than a quarter. That's great, man. I love it.

I haven't had to shovel much at all. That's probably the only good thing about this warming of the globe. You know what else is good? Kitties love it. Probably soon we won't have to buy winter tires anymore. That's a fucking promise. No, I'm always going to have winter tires on the truck. I know, man.

If there's no snow, fuck it. Yeah. They're still better on ice and shit, though, aren't they? Yeah, that's true. Still going to get ice, I think. Yeah, I'll get winter tires, bub. I don't mind this not shoveling much. It's not bad.

You never shoveled anyway. I've never seen you fucking shovel one day in your life. Well, because eventually it melts. If you don't shovel, it's going to go away at some point. Take a snack, bubs. Wake up. All right, so what are we doing? Who's in charge today?

Who's fucking running the ship? I think Ricky should be in charge today. I'm not a passenger, man. I don't wanna be a captain. We should say welcome to the people. Welcome to the people. No. Welcome to the people.

Welcome the people to the party after the third. Welcome to the people. Welcome the people to the party after the bar. Welcome to the people. Oh, does anybody need to trim their toenails? I already did. Mine are trimmed right down. Did I do it in my tackle box? And I had them in Julian's mouth while he was sleeping. Oh, this or your toes?

My toes. Shut up, man. Did they turn you on at all? No, I didn't. I'm just teasing. You like your toes licked? I've never had my toes licked. I've never had my toes licked. I would fuck it.

You know what? I've never had my toes licked. Never had them licked. Clubs, here you... You know, if I wake up and I've got one of your toes in my mouth, it's coming off, bud. I know. That's why I would never do that. I know you'd bite my toe off, so I'd never put my toe in there.

You like your toes licked and sucked, Julian? Fuck yeah. Why not, man? You You like your toes licked and sucked, Julian? Fuck yeah. Why not, man? You've had your toes licked and sucked? Yes, all kinds of times, man. By who? Some different ladies over the years. Some of them are going to love it, man.

Never? You've got to make sure you scrub your toes before you, like, you start seeing a chick that likes to do that, you really, you really scrub them down. You get the sandpaper and shit? Whatever you got to do, man. You've got old fucking toes like an alligator, though. My toes are fucking nice, man.

No, they're pretty scaly. Psoriasis. There's not psoriasis on my fucking toes. You've got toe psoriasis, don't you? I've got nice toes, bubs. You've got old scaly toes. They're not scaly, buddy. Leopard rissy.

What? Leopard rissy. What? Le- What? You speak in French? I thought that was a scaly thing. A leopard rissy.

A leopard rissy. Oh, leprosy. Oh, leprosy. Jesus Christ, Brookie. I had no fucking idea. No. Lost Moon doesn't have leprosy. Oh, leprosy. Oh, leprosy. Jesus Christ, Brookie. I had no fucking idea. No, the queen doesn't have leprosy. Is leprosy where your stuff starts falling off? You just start rotting, man.

Your limbs start rotting. They fall off, don't they? Oh, yeah. Your toes fall off? Anything that's got leprosy on it. You get like numbs. There was a guy from over in shelby what's it called over there shelby dale or wherever his wiener fell off leprosy so how does that work it just gets on

there and then next thing you know off she goes away man just like brats like one day you'll be there and all of a sudden your finger will fall off you're fuck. He said he had leprosy of the wiener. I don't know. That'd suck. A lot of things you wouldn't be able to do after that. Like what? Piss. No, he'd sell piss. It would just go and...

It would just come out of the... What would it be? It would just go in a lot of directions, that's all. You wouldn't have a nice, tight stream anymore. You wouldn't be able to jack anything. Oh, it would fall off, and your hand would probably fall off next thing you know. You're fucking arms off from the elbow down. You're fucked, man.

You do not want to jack off if you've got leprosy. No, he's talking after your wiener's gone. You couldn't jack off anyway. There's nothing to jack. Would you do something? Keep your finger in there, maybe? You'd have to try it, I guess. You'd still get, like, the sensation, wouldn't you?

Not in the fucking, not in your asshole. You would just have a smooth 10-bump with a hole where you would jack things from. Yeah, but, Bubz, no, it's not, okay, man, I don't know if I'm too high to get into this shit right now. All right, but there's, if you were to,

if you did have that, you'd stick something in there. No, you wouldn't. Why, there's like a still sensation, wouldn't there? Pain, I would think.

It'd be like taking a fucking that thing and driving it up your asshole. So all the sensations, the nice ones, are on your shaft, right in that fucking... And the knob. That's what I'm saying. The what? The knob.

And the knob. Once your knob's gone, it's game over. Oh, man. Leprosy would just... You're not going to just rub the Ken bump or stick things in the asshole. I'm sure you would to try it, but I don't know if I would do that. Well, you've got the prostate. You'd have to go the other way.

That's up your arse, you know? That's what I mean. That's the new fucking fun time right there. Ass stuff. What are we talking about? If you had leprosy and your cock fell off, you'd have to do whatever ways to get that feeling. You'd become a

prostate, the captain of the prostate, would you? Yeah. Boys, I'm ready. I'm moving on. Get it, man. Okay, let's move on. What's up next? I don't know. Boys, we're not

doing very well here. We're just... I'm falling asleep. There's something you can do. This UK man, he got a six-pack tattooed on his stomach. That guy's fucking weird, man. It's a fucking, it's a good tattoo. You look at it from a little way's away, it's pretty fucking good. He got it tattooed?

Yeah. It's fucking like a crazy six-pack. He works at the gym, but he wasn't getting the results that he wanted, so he got this fucking tattoo tattoo and he looks like he's fucking ripped. Until he gets punched in the fucking gut and keels over and shits himself. That's all you need. Just the looks.

It'd be funny to get an eight pack or something different. A seven pack. That'd be fucking... So she's lopsided. A five pack. You're missing one. Oh, I didn't work this ab right here. Didn't work him, so he didn't show up. I wonder if you had your boxer shorts on. You got the tattoo.

It was like a 3D knob, but just like right there on the edge of your boxer shorts. You could do that. How do you get a 3D knob tattoo? 3D tattooing, man. It's a big thing now. What? It looks like it's, yeah, it's 3D knob tattooed on your... 3D tattooing, man, it's a big thing now. What? It looks like it's, yeah, it's 3D, man. It's 2D, but it looks 3D?

But it looks, yeah. Yeah, that's what this is about. Well, until somebody pulls your boxes down and realizes it's just a tattoo, because your real wiener's up. And so what kind of tattoo, would you have, you'd have to go all the way with it? Or would you just use, have that big of a tattoo down pat? You know what I mean? Oh, so then there's no middle to your shaft. Yeah, you just always leave your boxes on.

Well, that's kind of freaky. You'd have to go for the full fucking deal. Well, not to mention once somebody got them down and saw that it was a tattoo, your real wiener's up here. You know, about that long. Then you've got a problem. Big fan of penises, eh, bud? Then you've got a problem. Big fan of penises here, bud.

Then you've got a problem. Wow. Then it looks like you've got two, a huge one and a little nib. Yep. Wow. This guy has got to be the stupidest fucking guy in the world. I don't know about that. Listen to this.

This guy, little Chinese fella. He robbed a gas station for 23 bucks is what he pulled out of the thing. It's not bad. You know what is bad? He went into hiding in a cave for 14 fucking years. He was on the run? He was hiding from the cops.

He lived in a cave. 14 years. $22.50. Well, because if they found him, they'd murder him. Exactly. But what a fucking... I don't know. I don't think I'd want to live in a cave for that long. No, man.

Maybe a year or two. No, Ricky. Not even a year, man. He had like nothing. It's like nothing in the cave. Like no bed. No bears? No.

Well, I don't know, man. Those cave bears are vicious. Is there bears over in China? Yeah. Yes. Tons. Panda bears. All kinds of bears.

Well, they're in Japan, but close. Do they have grizzlies? No. Yeah, Japanese grizzlies. They're Chinese grizzlies. Are you shitting me right now? No, you've heard of Chinese grizzlies. Isn't that what the wall's for, to keep them out?

Chai grizzers, they call them. A chai grizz. Yes, a chai grizz. Do they eat chai tea? Hmm. Boys were too fucked up to be doing that. We shouldn't be on the air. Chai, what was it, tea, drinking grizzlies?

Chai grizz. Chai grizz, right on. Chai, what was it? Tea drinking grizzlies? Chai grizz. Chai grizz. Right on. Chai tea drinking grizzly beers. Oh, have you seen cocaine bear yet? No. I haven't seen it. No, I haven't.

But I want to. I saw it. She said it is what you think it would be. Well, yeah, it's a bear addicted to cocaine, killing people. The real bear just died, didn't it? I think so. He had an air attack or something. Yeah, you know, he did.

He ingested like 22 pounds or something of it. Yeah, that's a lot. How did they get all the people in the woods for the bear to kill? What? Is that what happens? There's a lot of people in the woods that shouldn't have been in the woods

that are in the woods that get killed by the bear. In the movie? Yeah. Well well it's just a movie right they were looking for the cocaine because it's worth a lot of money and the cocaine bear he had already taken control of it for that point and he got addicted so he was doing bear lines oh he was doing he was eating it man no he's I think in the movie, I think he cuts up lines. That's not happening. I think so.

I think he's doing snoots, or whatever they call them. So he's not eating it, like the real deal. I think he's doing lines, and I think he's like Pablo Escobar. That's a good one. Get it?

Yeah, man. Bear's got a big nose. He could probably vacuum some stuff up pretty well. A bear could do a big honker. One key line. One key line, one key line. There's not much fucking going on these days, boys. It's because it's March.

Well, March is one of the... What does that have to do with anything, man? Other than spring, it's a boring month. Well, it's St. Paddy's Day, I guess. Yeah, that's next week. And then March break. Yeah, I guess it's not a bad month. What are the tides of March?

It's the Ides, man. The Ides of March. The Ides? Ides. What is that? That's a good question. What is an Ide? It doesn't have something to do with the Caesar salad.

No. Yeah, Julius Caesar, man. That's when he was killed. Caesar. What is the I? What's the I? The I means the supposition of the coming fourth week. Are you fucking with me right now?

No. Are you serious? The supposition of the coming fourth week is called the Ides. So it has nothing to do with the moon and the tides? No, boys. Okay. The Ides of March means blue moon of Kentucky. The blue moon is over Kentucky because Elvis saw it.

Elvis was not from Kentucky. He was from Memphis, Tennessee. He lived there. Was he born there? I believe. Okay. He'd probably been in Kentucky. Maybe we are too fucked up to be doing this today.

This is a weird point. I think we need to have a timeout here or something. No, we can't have a timeout. That's the thing. Oh, somebody else fucked up on their baby's birth certificate. Same as Motel. What happened? Put the wrong fucking name.

No. What was the name? It was supposed to be Gabriel, and her actual name is Babriel. Babriel? Yeah. Babriela. I guess if she's a babe, I guess. Yeah. Hey, guess. Yeah.

Hey, babe. Babe. Babe-a-rella. Babe-a... How do you fuck up your birth certificate like that, though? Well, Ricky, your grandson's called the motel, so... Yeah. It had to do with a lot of drugs.

That was Jacob, wasn't it? He fucking put it on the wrong. Well, it had the address. It had name, address, and he fucked the lines up because they were living at the motel. I thought he was. Oh, fuck, sorry. Wasn't it Jacob, or did you do it?

You know what? There's been a lot of drugs put into this head since then, and I don't really remember. That's the honest answer. I thought it was Jacob. It might have been you, Ricky. Anyway, it got fucked up, but it's a good name for the little fella, Mo.

What in the fuck is going on here, man? Sounds like some scary music. Sounds like gay pornography. You know what? This is going to flip you guys out. In a remote village in southern Ethiopia,

these cheerful men are actually rivals in an annual competition. The flute? No, this is going to flip you guys out. They have spent the year transforming their bodies into incredible shapes. This is a beauty pageant where all the contestants dream to be the fattest. The body that is desired most is big, but also a rare combination of thick, firm, and bloated. Jesus Christ. Wow. They're all like Randy.

We got to get Randy over there in that competition. Nowhere else. Look. They're building their shit lockers like Randy. He would be like a king there. Oh, they drink cow's blood, milk. Randy would be like a king there. Randy would be. Oh, they drink cow's blood? Milk? Randy would be worshipped. Worshipped like a god of thunder.

Wow, man. I don't know if we're going to. This is the dude. How the fuck did you get watching that? What were you searching? It just came up, man. Oh, it just came up. See, look.

Just popped up. They drink a lot of yogurt and cow blood. You're fascinated by this, aren't you? Yeah, but... Boys. I guess, you know, if that's what it takes to get bad. Translate what they're saying. Get a hold of yourself.

What? What do you mean? Reel it in. You're looking at a gut competition. What happened? What the fuck is going on here? Why am I put on the fucking stand? Because it just popped up.

Because subliminally, you are attracted to Randy. I know. Jesus Christ. That could be it. I'm not. Jesus Christ. That could be it. I'm not subliminally fucking nothing, man. You could be attracted to the Randengo. No, man. Let's get him in here right now.

I'm just saying we could bring Randy to a place like this and he would be a fucking god. He might be. Will we make many money? It's not looking like there's a lot of money in this drive-by. What did you say? We might end up with a bunch of wives though. I still have to know why you were searching that up. Was that proper English? Who? You. Me? No, it wasn't. Will we make many money? Buff's like, why are you questioning that? Did I say many money? Yes. Oh. And it almost sounded right for a second.

Well, we make many money. Many money was the one work for James Bond. He was a DJ. Many money. Wasn't her name many money? I don't know who the fuck. I'm fucking lost here, boys. James Bond.

Reel it in, guys. This is too much drugs. I said reel it in. You can't tell me to reel it in after i tell you to reel no but you're buzz man many money do you want to keep watching this okay who was inspector gadget's friend was that many money what was his dog's name gary gary no what was inspector gadgets dog? I don't fucking know man. I barely know who he is Clarence gadget That was that next time

Gadget, who's that guy dark? dark tits or something What the fuck I didn't get it back on again. I'm trying to fucking see if there's a winner, man. Do it later. Can you do me a favor? Look up Inspector Gadget's dog. What was his name? Bingo?

Bingo? Bingo. That's a different show, man. What the fuck was his name? Inspector Gadget. These guys are doing this to get laid. Do it. Was it Clarence? Well, get on it. That's the prize. Go to get laid. Do it. Was it Clarence?

Well, get on it. That's the prize. Go and get laid. Can you put it into your machine there? Inspector Gadget's dog. Brain? Brain? That's what I heard from...

Was that it? Brain? There's a lot of wealth here. I don't know. What? Measuring it up. Randy's got way fucking bigger than that. He's still on the fucking boilers. He's way bigger. Hey, look. He could find... I'm't know. Look at that. Measuring it up. Randy's got way fucking bigger than that. He's still on the fucking boilers.

He's way bigger. Laila, he could, I'm telling you, he would be a god down in this thing. Well, send him over. Maybe you can chaperone him. You can be his coach. But I mean, these guys are getting wives and stuff. I don't know what would happen if he won. All right, well, today on people that I'm going to tell to go fuck themselves.

Perfect. The winner is Volkswagen. Go fuck yourself, Volkswagen. What's the deal? Well, I'm going to tell you. All right. They have this system called Carinet. It's like a tracking service.

Yes. This woman was getting into her car, a two-year-old baby in the back. These guys came along, thugs, as you might call them, Julian. Assholes. And fucking carjacked her car, Volkswagen Atlas with the two-year-old in the back. The police tried to get Volkswagen to tell them where the car was, and they said, nope.

What? She let her subscription run out. So until someone activates the subscription for $150, we're not telling you. Hey, you know what? Business is business, man. So the fucking police had to get a credit card out and activate her fucking subscription. And you know what the moral of the story is? They did it.

They won. They made their $150. It deserves a bit of a go fuck yourself. You owe fucking money. No. You pay the fucking money. Jesus Christ. They're not in the finding people business.

They're in the car business. It wasn't some drunk saying, hey, can you tell me where my car is? It got so fucked up last night, I don't remember where I put it. It's a fucking two-year-old kidnapped. 150 bucks is not, it's pretty cheap to get a kid back.

They're like you. I would pay, you know what I would say? Actually, because you're an asshole, $2,000 right now. We'll They're like you. I would pay, you know what I would say, actually, because you're an asshole, $2,000. Right now. We'll fucking go find you. So you would join the robbers and become part of the ransom fucking package. Business is business, man.

Well, you should go apply to Volkswagen. You'll probably be an executive. Exactly. And that's how you make it in this world, buddy. You shouldn't even have to pay to fucking subscription. You'll be right in on the ransom game. Like I said, they're not, what are they, the fucking Coast Guard? No, they're Volkswagen. I know, but why does it even cost money to have a subscription to the service?

We pay so much money for a fucking car, it should come with it. You know how many Volkswagens there is? Multiply that by 150, buddy boy. It's millions and billions. I don't know, if I was like Toyota or Honda right now, I'd be like, hmm, guess what? We got the same service and it's free. I would make a commercial that says,

if your kid gets kidnapped in one of our cars, we'll tell you where it's at for free. Because you know what Honda would do? They would put the fucking $150 into the price of the car. And you don't know what the... You're buying a car for 20 grand. 20 grand and 150. Here you go.

You got your free fucking go find whoever. You're just like the fucking Grinch. Truth, man. All right, well, it's a semi-go-fuck-yourself then, I guess. No, it's a full one, Ricky.

Volkswagen. Anyway, the happy end of the story, they found the kid. It wasn't from fucking Volkswagen. It was by the time Volkswagen got their shit together. Somebody. Anyway, the happy end of the story, they found the kid. It wasn't from fucking Volkswagens. By the time Volkswagen got their shit together, somebody had already seen the car. I was going to buy a Volkswagen, and now I'm not. Fuck them. You know what?

So there, they saved $150, but guess what? They just lost $50,000. You know what we should do? This might make you feel better. Let's go steal a Volkswagen and fucking smash it. Smash the shit out of it in the pit. Drive it off the edge of the pit. And then call them and say,

here's where it is, since I can't spend $150 to fucking find it. Oh, you know what? I would really get them. Do you think they would give a fuck? No, man. But now we know that we can't steal Volkswagen because they can track you. You know what? You have to ask the person before you point a gun

at them and take a scar and say, did you pay your subscription? No? Okay, perfect. Get the fuck out. Do you have OnStar? No. Currently. This is what you do. You can find out how to deactivate it and just deactivate it. Yeah, you can probably rip something off.

Do you have Sirius XM up to date? Why does, what is it? Because they can track you by that too. You want to listen to tunes. Oh. Sirius XM knows where you're at. So you got Bortimer's to 10. Barbara Sinatra, Frank's fourth wife.

Oh, Barbara. Don't remember her. How many did he have total? James Earl Ray. Was he Darth Vader? No, that's James Earl Jones. James Earl Ray was a bank robber, wasn't he? He was a murderer.

He was an assassin and fucking... Oh, yes. ...Malcolm Jr. Right. I was thinking he was an old Westbrook robber. No, he killed Martin Luther King. What a fucking dick. Yeah, fuck him.

Oh, this is going to make Julian a little hard. Chuck Norris. Why would that make me hard? Like, seriously. You like watching me do his scissor kicks? I respect him because he's Bruce fucking, not Bruce. Bruce Wayne? I like Bruce Lee better than Chuck Norris, man.

You like watching him do scissor kicks. Yeah. Fucking Chuck Norris, man. Chuck Norris. You did have a lot of his posters. I had one when I was fucking younger, okay? And you had a Chuck Norris Taekwondo uniform, suit. I did have one of those, yes.

Where did you get that poster of him? Because it was just him laid out on a bear skin. Oh, it wasn't, Bubz. He was like laying on a bear skin with his hand on his. No, no, no. It wasn't. And it said chalk. If that poster existed, it would probably be worth a lot of money.

Sharon Stone. Kept going to merch to 10. What's that sound all about? Basic instinct. That was a lot of bass. A little caveman. She was Casino. I just watched Casino the other night.

Super hot. Yeah. It's beautiful. Yeah. And she's as smart as fuck. She is, man. What about Bushy Instinct? The Bush? No, she's, no, man.

No, I don't think so. Of course she is. Maybe for certain rules, maybe. You know, they were never supposed to show that. Oh, I know. She was not happy about it. She was not happy about it. She sued some people.

Really? Yeah. She made some money. She was not happy about it. She was not happy about it. She sued some people. Really? She made some money. Fucking great part. Yeah. Well, it definitely became famous because I mean, she was already famous, but you know what I mean? That was before the internet. Imagine if the internet was around when she

was, you know. I wonder if Sharon Stone and Chuck Norris ever got some shit going. Born on the same day. I doubt it. I doubt it. He's been, he's a pretty faithful. He's married to his craft.

Yeah, no, he's married to his wife. He's married to the. Married to her like 45 years. He's married to the ancient arts. He's a good old egg. Rick Rubin. You know him, I think. Rick Rubin.

Yeah, sir. Great producer. Made a lot of fucking great records. You went on a date with him, didn't you? Rick Rubin. You know him, I think. Rick Rubin. Yes, sir. Great producer. Made a lot of fucking great records. You went on a date with him, didn't you? Rick Rubin? I wish. I'd love to go on a date with Rick Rubin. If Rick Rubin's watching this, I'm asking you on a date. Where would you go with Rick Rubin? Wherever you wanted.

You should go for some Rubin sandwiches. Whoa. Whoa. You should go for some Reuben sandwiches. Whoa. That was good, man. Easy. I don't think it was that funny, Ricky, but I love that you loved it.

I would go for a Reuben with Rick Reuben. Listen to that guy from American Idol, Reuben, singing. Reuben St Studdard. Yeah. No. I don't want a bunch of Rubens. Rick Ruben I would like to hang out with. How many is too many Rubens?

Two. Rick Ruben's enough Rubens. Okay. Rick Ruben. I would have a lot of questions for Rick Ruben. Jon Hamm. Jon Hamm. Maverick's boss. Oh, yeah. That's right. Maverick's, uh... Boss.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Maverick's boss, John Hamm. He was in Sex and the City, wasn't he? He was in something with a big cock, wasn't he? Don't know. What? No idea. I don't think that was John Hamm.

Okay. John Hung. John Hamstick. You're thinking of John Hamstick. I think that was John Hamm. Okay. John Hung. John Hamstick. You're thinking of John Hamstick. Timbaland? Timbaland. That's right, man.

He's good. Carrie Underwood. Carrie Underwood and Reuben Studdard? I didn't say Reuben Studdard. Well, why are we talking about him? Ruben, the producer. Jeff Ruben. Rick Ruben. Rick Ruben.

Olivia Wilde. No, go back to, what's her name? Carrie Underwood. Carrie Underwear. She's beautiful. Yay or nay? She's beautiful. Carrie Underwear, they call her.

She's a handful, though. This word of mystery. A handful of what? No, not. She does have handfuls. She's just. Very not in the sock have handfuls she's just very demanding in the sock kind of diva i'm maybe in the sock that would be nice all right moving on bad bunny bad bunny you know who bad bunny is yeah he's a... He's a Puerto Rican rapper. Rapper. Olivia Wilde, I think that's good, isn't it?

Olivia Wilde? Yeah. Yeah, she sounds familiar. We know who she is. Yeah. Yeah? What was she? Beautiful. What? She's beautiful. Oscar Wilde's granddaughter. Alright, you know what? I'm going to get some more edibles.

I'm going to fucking start a party right now. And I'm going to party right until St. Paddy's. You're starting now. Sign off. You need to get this going because you've been very tired. You're starting now for St. Paddy's. Yes, I am. It's a week away.

One week away, bud. It's going to be a hell of a buildup. Boys, we can't do a week long fucking... You're doing it. Good show. Say goodbye. Just say goodbye. We're done. We're out to be a hell of a buildup. Boys, we can't do a week long fucking... We are doing it. So, say goodbye. Just say goodbye. We're done. We're out of here.

See you later. Peace. See you. Wait, now. I'm not done. I'm not done. Done when I'm good and goddamn ready. There you go.

Not done. No, I'm done. All right, we're done. See the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app.