Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 42 - Light a Candle for Neil Peart

Episode Date: January 20, 2020

Grab a drink, crank up the RUSH and light a candle for the greatest f**kin' drummer in the world - but don't be sad, Bubbles' got yer belly! Also: F**ked world news, Diego the banging turtle, flying to the moon, and Ricky's butter pudding blueberry yogurt!

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What do I gotta... What do you mean, light a candle? Light a candle for Neil Peart, please. But why did... What's the sense of humor? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. It's for Neil. What do I got to... What do you mean, light a candle? Light a candle for Neil Peart, please. But what's the sense of lighting a candle for somebody? I don't know. I don't know. That's what you do when somebody passes away. You light fucking candles. Light fucking candles.

Holy fuck, man. Are you still up? Yes, Ricky. I'm listening to Rush still. You did another all-nighter, Matt. Gas. So how long are you gonna keep getting drunk every night? I don't know.

Until I feel better. Sorry, buddy. It's fucked. Listen to that. What do you want this candle? Just put it with the other ones. You're gonna have to sleep at some point, man. I know, but I just... getting back into all the old songs and stuff. Are we doing this? Look at that. That's a cool picture. Welcome to the park after dark. It was dark and now it's after the dark. Still in mourning. It's been a week. Especially this man here.

You got a... You lost a fucking other god. You got a belly. Got Neil's belly. All right, boss. You okay, buddy? Yeah, I'm all right. It just fucking sucks. You know?

It really fucking sucks, buddy. How long is the morning gonna go on? Well, just, I don't know. You just... until it's not. Until you run out of liquor. This is, I'm on, this is the third bottle. I was gonna say, it's the least bottle, number three. Third bottle. In a week.

That's not crazy. That's alright. This is so, look, this is, I've had two full ones and a bit of this one in a week. That's not, I'm not out of control or anything. I got a good buzz on. You're not fucking out of control. You would have to be the most air drum to drummer ever. Neil Peart, hands down the most air drum to drummer in history. Just that one part of Tom Sawyer.

the most air drummed to a drummer in history. Just that one part of Tom Sawyer. Dum-dum-dum-dum. Dum-dum-dum-dum. Dum-dum-dum-dum. Blum-blum-blum-blum-blum-blum. Everybody knows that one. You even air drummed that.

You don't even air drum. What about In the Air Tonight? That's another one. That's up there. It is, but who gives a fuck? We're not just saying those other ones. Who said that? He's not even dead. That Paola's one.

That was a good tune, too. Lies of the Stranger. Man, you can't compare those songs. I'm not fucking comparing. I'm just saying there's lots of air drums. If you were in a cover band, who would you rather fucking try to learn? Oh, Neil. Fucking Phil Collins or Neil?

Well, Phil Collins is fucking easy. He's a goddamn good drummer, too. He is, Arnie. Don't get me wrong. What about fucking George the Paola or whatever his name was? George the Paola. Don't know who that is. Who's that?

That's what you were talking about. The Paolas. Yeah, George is one of them. I don't know. I don't know who the fuck that is. Isn't he the drummer? They're good. I like that dude.

Steve? I think Tom Sawyer, most air drum too. I mean, when you're at a Rush concert and they play you look at the crowd every... I mean it's 99% fellas anyway but every one of them is air drumming to that crowd. The Cops had a good drummer too. Who? The Cops. Sting? Police.

Yeah. Police, yes. Yes he he was great, man. He was a story. Well, he is great. He's a good, yeah. All right. Well, it's been a week since we talked about doing things for New Year's.

Yeah, but then this happened. And then this happened, and nothing fucking got done. 2020's a bit fucked so far. I'll tell you right now, Australia's fucking on fire. I know, man. Still on fire, which is terrible, all those animals and people.

Over a billion, huh? They're dropping food to fucking save some of the- They're dropping carrots and stuff to the animals, which is good. The wallabies? Yes. Poor fuckers, man. Yes.

Koala bears, man. I wish I could feed them some water. You know what I mean? See videos of people feeding them water? Yeah. Then there was that incident that we probably shouldn't talk about. It's hard not to fucking talk about. What? They shot down a fucking plane.

Yes, Jesus Christ. They shot down a plane with a whole bunch of Canadian people on it. 57 fucking Canadians. And other people. Not that the other people don't matter. There was Iranians and Canadians and British people and all kinds of different nationalities on there. Fucking terrible.

Don't be firing fucking missiles if you don't know what you're shooting at. Jesus Christ. We got to turn 2020 around, boys. I agree, man. That's a good start. What, Laker? You guys are fucking uptight around, boys. I agree, man. That's a good start. What, Lekker? You guys are fucking uptight today, man. Well, it's just, you know, bad things.

I'm white as a bitch. I'm trying to have a good time. You're bringing me fucking down, man. World's on fire. Neil Peart died. Planes are getting shot down. This is bullshit. I just want to get in my shed and get under my blood.

Well, it can only get better, I guess. What do you got in your paper, Ricky? In my who? On your paper. This is paper, Ray. You know what? This was, I made this, I think, yesterday, so I don't really remember. I like that you're, you know, you sit,

Ricky sits down now. He didn't write that. It's because I don't want to fucking look like an idiot like Julian. He did. He never has anything written. He actually, a couple days before we get on this thing, Ricky's like, I'm gonna write down

some things to talk about. So it's not boring as fuck. Did you ever see him write shit down? It always goes on an angle, man, like up. Well, it depends on how the paper, or mode it. This is the third draft, I rewrote it. The first one he asked was a little angle,

y'all will admit. But Ricky, I showed you how to fix that. You just turn the paper. Yeah, it seems to be working. Actually, I gotta turn it this way. Well, that, yeah. So I write out. Yeah, because normally the paper's level,

and then he writes as if it's any, you know. But I showed him, just do that. It's a good trick. I wish I would have thought about it, like, in grade one or grade two. I didn't even notice. He didn't go to school back in grade one or two. Oh, fuck. Didn't do a fucking thing.

We're supposed to make yogurt today, aren't we? Oh, yeah. You were going to show me how to make yogurt. You guys told me what was in it. I got the stuff. It was what? It's just pudding and butter. Isn't it? Oh, yeah, that's it. Butter?

Yeah, do you have that to make yogurt? I think I do. Yes, mix up some yogurt. Mix up some fucking yogurt. Pudding and- Fuck though, we got it ready last night. Is it still good? Oh yeah, I don't remember that, but sure.

Pudding doesn't go bad, does it? Well, you just, no man, it's got the cover on it. Pudding goes bad if you cook it. Gets that, gets that crust. You know, that pudding. Oh yeah, that's the best part. Pudding skins. That's the best part, man.

You eat that shit. Love the pudding skins. Are you guys hungry for some breakfast? It's like that creme brulee shit. Yeah, Ricky, show me. So for the people at home that didn't see last week, we were talking about making yogurt. Ricky can make yogurt out of pudding and butter.

So we got pudding. Fuck, that was left out all night. You think it's still good? But yes, man, it's butter. It's butter. And organic blueberries. Organic. Organic blueberries.

Oh, look at those. I'll fuck with a couple of those. So do you think we make the yogurt first and then put in the organic blueberries or do we put it all in and make it? Mix it all up, man. Well, put this in first. Okay. Make the yogurt first and then put in the organic blueberries? Or do we put it all in and make it? Mix it all up, man. Well, put this in first.

Okay. To make the yogurt. How much of it? On the whole stick. Yeah. The whole stick, man. Fuck. That's a lot of fucking pudding.

It's expensive to make yogurt. Yeah, it's just a stick of butter. What if you bought that? Do you think I should cut it up or just throw it in? I would just put it right in as a log. All right. Make sure the top's on good, Ricky. Holy fuck. What does this say?

Don't touch it, Ricky! Don't turn it on without the lid on it. Grind. There will be fucking pudding all over your kitchen. It's okay. Get in there, little guy. Do your magic. Now the blades will suck them down.

Okay. That's how a blender works. It sucks. It's like a plane. It's like an airplane propeller. Hold on to... Okay, Ricky, Ricky, you're gonna knock my candles over. My Neil candles.

Okay, what do we... Hold on to the thing, Ricky, or it'll blow the top off. No, hold your hand up here. So that the top there. Now light her up. That's the pulsar. Give her a fuck. Let her rip.

It's not liking the butter, man. It's like, no, that's too fucking tough. No, it'll eventually. Move it around and like fucking shake the shit out of it. Yeah, man. There you go. That's gonna suck that butter right in. This is grind, chop. Throw some fucking blueberries in there, see if we can get some action going. Is the butter getting sucked down into the blades?

I don't know, I can't tell man. Sure, come on, sure. Take the lid off for a second. Oh, boys. See, it's not fucking moving anywhere. Something's happening now. Put the top water in, man. Oh, here we go.

It's gonna, fuck, it takes a minute to get to you. I know, shit's happening now. Whoa. Oh, yeah. It's making yogurt It's still not changing the color yet. Oh, yeah. No, it's moving around. Oh, yeah Is it ever fucking shit's happening now the dye test? Oh, it's coming. Oh, yeah, this is working great now It's making yogurt. They're gonna look like yogurt, too

Once it gets hot... Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Ricky, get the lid on! She's gonna... Ricky, get the fuckin' lid on there! It's gonna start blasting yogurt all over the fuckin' room!

Okay, Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! You're not the there we go blueberry yogurt ricky Oh, this is really going. It's coming full fucking wide open now, Ricky. Whoa. Why don't you just dump the barrel in? It's going to come up.

Ricky, it's going to. I'm telling you, you're playing with fire. What, behind the shield? Don't shield it with Neil. What? Don't make Neil a yogurt shield. Neil would not give a fuck. Okay, shut her down.

It's out of hand. Oh, yeah. Fresh fucking yogurt. It smells like it burnt the fucking... It burnt the motor right out of the fucking thing. It burnt the motor right out of that thing. I don't think it liked the butter, dog. But it did it.

Wow, man, what a smell, huh? Get a spoon. I can't even smell it. You know what? It's not quite mixed to the top. We gotta do a bit more mixing. I can't even smell it. Fuck. Is it burning? Yeah, it needs to...

Oh man, that yogurt smells good. Throw a fucking plastic spoon in even smell it. Fuck. Is it burning? Yeah, it needs to, it needs to be. Oh, man, that yogurt smells good. Throw a fucking plastic spoon in there with it. That'll mix it up. And turn it on, right? No, don't. No, no. You can't. Ricky.

Ricky, if you, there's blades in there turning, right? Metal blades? Right. Don't go too deep. That'll rip that spoon right out of your hand. Who's gonna be doing this when he's fucked up? Shitface. No, I'm not gonna be around.

I never made yogurt before. Watch what you're doing, man. Jesus. Oh, yeah. What you doing, man? Jesus. Oh, yeah. I'm telling you, once that thing lights up, she's gonna just curse. It looks like yogurt. Breakfast is fucking served, gentlemen.

Okay, Ricky, let's have some yogurt. You try it first. I can't believe yogurt's that easy to make. Why would you ever buy it again? Yeah, that's all it is. It's just pudding and butter. You mix two shitty things together and make something that's healthy. All right. Oh, fuck off now. Yeah, there you go. And that just, you can just...

Straight up. Straight up. Oh, fuck. You didn't even have it latched on, I don't think. I thought yogurt was thicker than this, but... Well, it needs to be refrigerated. Maybe I used too many blueberries. No, it's fine.

I probably should have put some icer in there, too. Some what? Icer. Ice? Ice. Okay. All right, gentlemen, dig in. Don't say I never made breakfast for you before. Okay. All right, gentlemen, dig in. Don't say I never made breakfast for you before.

Okay. Yogurt, pudding, butter, and blueberries. Organic blueberry yogurt, freshly homemade. Is it good? It's, yes, really good, Ricky. Is it? Delicious. It's, yes, really good, Ricky. Is it? Delicious. It's fresh.

Fresh yogurt. Everything fresh is better, man. Here, Joanne, have some fresh homemade yogurt. It's actually pretty fucking good. I'll leave Dad in the bed. It's actually quite good. Buttery. Oh my God, it's really good.

It's buttery. I mean, it's... It's the best yogurt I've ever had. It's pretty fucking good. I'm never buying yogurt again. It's blueberry flavored. Yeah. And just creamy buttery.

Creamy buttery. Goodness. Wow, who would have thought? It's really good, Ricky. Mm-hmm. That tastes so much like fucking yogurt, I'm shocked.

Creamy, buttery yogurt. New flavor. Wow. Ricky, we should start gelling this and selling it. All right. At the market. Who made fucking...

Ricky's yogurt. Yeah. No, we can't call it Ricky's yogurt or people, Donnie and people will assume that you were doing things to it. Doesn't really look like that. I hope not.

Right on. It's really, yes, it's quite delicious. I like it. And nutritious. Oh, yeah. This is one we one I remember now. Diego. Diego the Turtle.

Who? Diego the Turtle, man. Who's that? He was a fucking 100-year-old Galapagos giant. Tortai. Tort. Tort. Tort.

Tort. One of them. Colonnogus hudensis. Scientific name, I guess. What is it? one of them. Colon, colon, no good, dis, hudensis. Scientific name, I guess. What is it? Anyway,

he was one of only two of these fucking turtles left in the world. So for the last 30 years, they put him in the San Diego Zoo and he's just been fucking teeing off on other turtles.

No way. Yeah. How old is he? He's 100, but he's been doing it. That's nothing for a turtle. He made 800 babies. 800 babies?

Yeah, so he saved this fucking species, man. That's kind of cool. So now that he's turned 100, they're like, you know what? You did good, kid. We're going to let you go back to the fucking Galapagos. You can stop fucking. Well, he can still fuck. They said he's got another 20 years of fucking in him.

He's a fuck machine. Now they're going to let him fuck in the wild instead of at the zoo, I guess. Oh, yeah, get the numbers up there. When you're fucking in the wild. When you're fucking in the wild. The only problem is he'll probably be banging some of his kids, wouldn't he? Yeah, that probably does happen. I don't know.

That's a lot of turtle world. I don't think turtles. I don't think they could's a lot of turtle world. I don't think turtles... I don't think they could fucking tell, can they? He could probably tell, couldn't he? You think? No, man. They might have a scent. He's got 800 kids in one fucking zoo.

No, no. No, no, no, no. He banged in the zoo, then they took his kids and fucking put the kids back out on the islands. Are you... No way. He saved a fucking species.

Him and this other guy? The other guy fucking had even more kids, like 1,200. That's a lot. So you think he's banging, like, everything? How many babies does a turtle have at once? I don't know, but they fucking lay eggs, man. Do they?

Yes. Turtle eggs. Maybe these giant ones don't. I don't think so. They're for the mop. Yeah, they do. The giant ones may not. You're thinking of penguins. No, turtles do lay shit tons of eggs. They lay eggs, man. Curve them up. Yeah, they do. The giant ones may not. You're thinking of penguins.

No, turtles do lay shit tons of eggs. They lay eggs, man. They bury them. In the sand. Fucking little guys. Yeah, I suppose. The little fellas come. But I don't know if these ones do.

These ones are fucking huge. They might have actual kids. What? Turtle. You mean human kids? No, but you know what I mean. Like, not an egg. They shit out a kid instead of an egg.

What are you typing in? Just, I gotta figure this out, man. There was like 12 women left and two dudes. So it was just, take your pick. Julian looks like, what's his name today? What's that movie? You know, that French movie with the assassin? The what? Put your glasses that French movie with the assassin? The what?

Put your glasses back on, Leon. Leon? Who's Leon? He does kind of look like that guy. That French assassin movie. Turtle mating. What the fuck are you Googling? Turtle?

Turtles made banging, man. Turtle mania. Mating, man. They'reia. Mating, man. They're banging. You got video of it? See if I can get something. Okay. I don't want any.

Okay. Add in the males will thrust for 10 to 20 minutes while making loud groaning noises that can carry for miles. Who are you describing? Me? Get it? Okay. groaning noises that can carry for miles. Who are you describing, me? Get it? Okay.

Anyway, I think it's kinda cool they're letting him go back to his fucking homeland. Holy fuck! Okay, so after Diego's banging and stuff, the female tortoise may store the sperm of her mate, Diego, in her body for at least seven years, for later use. What?

I don't think that's all turtles, man. These are different. This is the Galapagos turtles, man, or whatever the fuck he says. Seven years? Seven years to hide the little, we're in her. Somehow. It doesn't go bad? Obviously not, man.

She got a little refrigerator in there? I don't know. Doesn't make sense. Something doesn't add up. It's the Galapagos turtles. I've got a good buzz on now, so I don't care if it adds up. Anyway, it's good that he saved the species. Now he gets to go back to his homeland.

I thought that was neat. I wish I could be him. I didn't know turtles lived to be 120. Yes, Ricky. There's one over at the fucking museum right over there. That's a hundred and some years old. I forget what his name is. Charlie. Is he still alive?

Yeah, he's in the museum. Charlie, I think his name is, or Ronnie. I didn't even know I had a turtle museum. Gus, his name's fucking Gus. Gus the Turtle. Gus the Turtle, he's a hundred and something. Fuck, how do they know that? The what?

They cut him in half and count the rings. While he's alive? No, I'm just Ricky. I'm making a joke. Oh. That's what they do to trees. Is it like spots on a leopard tell you how old he is? Yes, Ricky. That's what it is. It's a number of patterns on a shell, maybe. You get one every year.

Collect the whole set. So, this was kind of funny. Subaru Forester, they were at the Singapore Auto Show. Yeah. And they had this edition on their podium. It was called the Forester Ultimate Customized Kit Special Edition, which stands for Fox Edition. What is it?

The Forrester? Forrester Ultimate Customized Kit Special Edition. The Fox Edition. The Fox Edition. Do they know that going in? They must have. It seems like a pretty big coincidence. Fuck, that's cool, man.

You know what I say to that, Ricky? What? You know what I say to that, Ricky? What? You gonna do it? Pretty good, buddy. Yes, sir. Talk a little rash break there. A little rash break.

Fuck. The stage approaches the unreal. For those who think and feel. Oh, fuck. Did you hear about that, uh... The... I think he's Japanese. He's a billionaire.

He's looking for a life partner. And he bought two Japanese. He's a billionaire. He's looking for a life partner. And he bought two fucking... He's a billionaire. He bought two tickets to fucking fly around the moon. With space experts. SpaceX. So, yeah, he's trying to find a life partner. She's got to be at least 20. It's too bad you're not a girl, bubs.

Oh, he's looking for a lady? Yeah. And look at his life partner. Spend his rest of his life. Whoever it is gets to go to the moon. He's gonna fly around the moon. He's gonna f- For fuck's sake.

That's fucking, that's pretty, that's a good, yeah. He's not into fellas? Babs. Are you? What? All right. We gotta ask you this question. What?

Would you bang a dude to go around the fucking moon? I never said I'd bang him, but I'd be his... Would you neck with him, Jack, maybe do whatever? Fall in love with him? Something, diddle? I... I... You would?

No, I never would do that. You fucking would. But I mean, I'd hang out with the man. You need... It says... He says you need to be a very positive person, and you need to fucking believe in world peace. And have to be able to caress the balls properly. He didn't mention the balls,

but probably... I don't believe that's in his fucking actual... Some of the Japanese fellas are into some pretty weird stuff, aren't they? Yeah. Not all of them.

No, they've got vending machines and stuff, you were saying. They do have vending machines with soiled underwear in them. Well, I'm thinking if this guy's a billionaire and he's 40-something and he's single,

there's got to be a reason for it. Well, okay. As if I could actually. Send him your soiled underwear. Anyway, if you want to do it, you have to have your application in by. I'm not applying. By Friday of next week. And even if he was into fellas, he probably wouldn't pick me.

Probably pick like, you know. You never know. He might look at you and go. Probably somebody, you know, slender and hairless, I would think. He might pick you, man. It's worth doing a fucking application. He'd pick like a Jacob.

Like a slender... Okay. Alien type. So if you were to pick a guy, what was his... No, I'm talking about if I was a Japanese billionaire, I'd probably be looking for more like an alien type to bring to the moon. Let's not forget that he's looking for a female life partner. He's not going to want a bigger person going to the moon with him, taking up space.

He's looking for a female, guys, just so we're clear. He'd stop dreaming, bubs. I'm not dreaming. I wouldn't go to the moon with him. I'm going to get to the moon, don't worry. Don't you fucking worry, I'll be getting to the moon one way or another. Well, that'll be good. Ricky, we're going to be able to buy a ticket to the moon within 20 years. You can buy one now. That's what he just did. He bought two of them.

No, but we're going to be able to. The prices are going to come down. How much do you think? I bet you in 20 years you'll go to the moon for... 10 grand? 10 grand. Oh, man, I hope so. I'm going. I'll save up 10 grand. Is that one way?

Oh, no, you'd have to have a return ticket, Ricky. But could you get it one way? I don't think we'll be landing on the moon, but we're gonna go up and fly around it. When are they gonna build, like, you know, a space station's on the moon? I bet but we're gonna go up and fly around it. When are they gonna build, like, you know, space stations on the moon? I bet you they're already doing it and not telling anybody. I thought there was a part of the moon you couldn't go around, the dark side.

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon. You can go to the dark side of the moon. It's just dark. Bring your lights. Bring your lights and your warm blankets. Frankie McDonald would tell you what you need to go to the dark side of the moon. Get your Pepsi, get your Chinese food, get your cigarettes. We're going to the dark side of the moon.

What do you say, cigarettes? It's good yogurt, bud. I don't know if Frankie tells people to get cigarettes or not. Oh fuck, you would need a shit ton. They don't have them any up there probably. No, there's no- Definitely yogurt, bud. I don't know if Frankie tells people to get cigarettes or not. Oh fuck, you wouldn't eat a shit ton. They don't have them any up there probably. No. Definitely not, man.

There's no quickie marts up there, boys. I hope they're gonna have like a smoke pod outside of the plane. Eventually they're gonna be grown to open the plane. That's what I don't understand why a plane doesn't have a smoking room like outside of the plane. You could just put it right up on the top or something. Plexiglass. A plexiglass smoking dome. That'd be awesome.

On the top of an airplane. Just like those things with the little gun turrets on the old bombers. Except for smoking. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be cool. Little hot box pods. Little bathroom fan. Boom.

Ricky, you're fucked. It would make flying so much better, wouldn't it? Yeah, but you couldn't have a bunch of fucking glass pods full of smoke on an airplane. No, no, that's because they'd be outside the airplane. The airplane would be fine. Where's the smoke go? Out. So it's the fucking thing's opening to the air.

Well, no, you'd have to have vents or something. You can't have vents fucking 40,000 feet, Ricky. You can't have an open window. Anyway, there's ways to do anything these days. They're just fucking lazy. You can't have an open window at 40,000 feet. I hate to tell you, you're in a pressurized fucking tube. Well, if you had ten windows in a row and you opened one

and then opened the second one and closed that one, there'd be a way to do it. No, because you lost your pressure pressure zero it's about minus 80 up there you're gonna freeze to death you're gonna have nope you can't breathe first of all there's no oxygen up there not enough to breathe so you're gonna be a whole plane's gonna be dead in about four seconds. I guarantee there's a way to do it. Everybody's gonna be unconscious, Ricky. What's an impossible burger?

It's a burger. Yeah. They take plants, and then they take a part of the plant. There's, like, hemoglobin in plants, and they extract it, and they put it in the burger. So it's a veggie patty, but when you put her down and start cooking it, blood comes out of it. It gets all juicy like a real burger. Like a real fucking burger.

But it's not blood. It's just plant blood, plant hemoglobin. That's why it's impossible. Well, people are like, there's no way that veggie patty's juicy with blood. It's not, though. Is that shit good or what? I want to try it. I had one in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Was it good? Fantastic. Well, guess what? Burger King just came out with one, and I guess it's fucking doing really well. But in their ad for it, this fucking guy takes a bite of it and goes, damn, that's good. And these people are fucking outraged, losing their goddamn minds because you used the word damn. You used damn, and they, people are fucked. One million moms?

Who are they? It's a Christian group, I guess. Oh, for fuck's sakes. They're fucking losing it. Those damn people. What is, was damn really offensive? No, man. No, if you're fucking bananas

it is. If you're crazy as the fucking birds and you believe that words are, you know. Like would they boycott the fucking Hoover Dam? Probably. That's a different type of damn, Ricky. It's actually a damn. When they're saying damn, like damn you, it means

damn you, you're damned to hell. Which is, yeah, you're not. If you. You're damned to hell. You're damned, which is, yeah, you're not. If you believe in that type of thing, you know. Anyway, I'm not. It's like you said, holy fuck, that's fucking good. They wouldn't have probably been nearly as upset. Really? So damn is worse than fuck.

Now, if you had have said, Jesus Christ, holy fucking god damn it, that's good. Yeah, they'd be. They'd be. They wouldn't make it into the commercial. Out in the streets picketing with their tridents and their pitchforks. Okay. Right. What are we going to make next week, Ricky?

Anything? Or are we just going to fucking live off this yogurt for a week? I'm going to get into my yogurt. I think I'll still be making yogurt every day until next week. But we could make something new. If you want to make yogurt at home, pudding, a stick of butter and some fruit. Pudding up to here, one stick of butter and organic blueberries, a bowl full.

Boom. Creamy, buttery yogurt.