Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 42 - Pickle Pod Patch

Episode Date: May 19, 2016

This week's "guest" is a mysterious horse-man-creature who definitely isn't Ricky! Also: is farting a superpower? What is a jerk shirt? Can you hide in a pickle? Wow, that honey oil is kicking in today! Episode 42 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky!    

. Julian, I got an idea. Put your clinker out and do a clinkety-clink. That'll be the new... That's the official start right there to the pod kill. And you hear that? It's game time? It's game time. Holy fuck, boys.

I don't know if I can do this today. Why? I'm just fucked. Completely fucked today. Who fucked you? Yeah, you're being a bit of a dick. Ricky. I'm not Ricky. I'm the man with the. Ricky. I'm not Ricky.

I'm the man with the horse face. I'm the guest today. I can't handle him today, man. I can't handle that kind of shit today. Just wait. Now do it. What? So, man with the horse face.

Yes. Where are you from? I'm from a farm. A farm. What kind of farm do you live on, sir? Uh, a horse farm. A horse farm. What do you like to do there? What's your favorite hobbies when you're at the horse farm?

I like perching around and eating grass and just running. Okay. What's up with the hat? Oh, it's not a hat. This is my face. No, the hat. No, but you're wearing a hat. It's a blue hat. Oh, yes. It's from my school.

Oh, you go to horse school? Do you? Yes. What do they teach at the horse school? Horse types of things. Such as? Yeah, name me some horse types of things that you would do at the horse school.

How to name your horses? They teach that to the horses, do they? So that they can... Bang, have little horses and name them. What else do they do at the horse school? How to keep your coat shiny. Okay. And what's the trick to that?

How do you keep your coat so shiny? You learn a special way of getting other horses to lick your coat and clean it for you That's excellent that's excellent stuff Okay guys, they're gonna go it was fun. Thank you. Yeah, thanks for being on today. That was the... God, the horse face. The horse face. That was a great guest. Hey, guys.

Hey, Ricky. What's going on? Did you guys start yet? What? Nothing. Did you guys start yet? I can't believe you're just, you're gonna do this. Did I miss that guy?

The horse face? Ricky. Holy fuck. You know that we know that was you, don't ya? Put a little bit more effort in it. You could have at least changed a shirt or something. You thought you tricked us? You guys didn't know it was me. Ricky.

I even made, I mean the guy had a pretty good horse thing. He was working on it for a while. Ricky. So what the fuck did we smoke today? What was it? That was just straight up honey oil, but wow. And I must say, these are not fucking too bad. What? These little things that we're not supposed to talk about.

Just pick it up for a second. No, I'm not. I didn't see it. No, would you please do that? I'll put it up, but I'm covering it. There. This is what we used. Here.

All right, let's start. Did you guys want to start the show now? We already had one guest. Yeah. I forgot to do the intro, man. This is the Trailer Park Boys podcast. Should I get the horse guy back in? It's coming out yet.

I didn't say official this time. Sponsored by, well, this. Fuck, we've got to wait until it comes around again. Semi-professional, we voted on. Where'd you get the motor? That's on a motor now? Yeah man, it's pretty cool, huh? Where'd you get the motor? Because I'm missing the fucking motor that I was going to put on my lazy Susan. Because I was going to build one of these exact things

What from that remote control car that was fucked you weren't gonna fix that man That's gonna try to figure it out speed it up. Yeah, it's not great. It's kind of going. It's ticking like a clock Must be out of running out of batteries or something. Okay, it's to come around here for a sec. This is brought to you by... Oh, you timed it out so perfectly. Fuck off, bubs. It just hit like a freight train there. Okay, there we go. Right there.

What is it again? Trailer dash dash dash. Trailer dash park dash boys dot. Say that fast, three times. No, man. Trailer dash park dash boys. Trailer dash park dash boys. Dot.

Backstreetmerch.com. Sing it a bit more if you want, man. No, see, you're just tricking me. I'm just trying to have a good time here, boys. Fucked up. Well, don't do this today. Other than the horse, man, this has been pretty lame so far, guys. Should we get him back?

Well, you know what this is? This is a Super Party Games edition. Oh, yeah? Podcast Super Party Games edition. How does that work, bud? I'm going to rhyme off some classic party games good You ever hear the game if you could have That's what I invented if you could have yeah, all right, so you just pick a different thing you know each

Time you play so we can just pick like us and you invented this game You have it around forever man ever since it's been a lottery this game? Yes. This has been around forever, man. Ever since there's been a lottery, this game's been going on. No, but mine's different. It's just basically, if you win the lottery, what do you want? Right? It's basically the same fucking thing. No, it isn't. No, it isn't. It's totally the same thing. Because there's things you can get without... Just because you won the lottery doesn't mean you can have... Okay, if you could have a fucking superpower, could you have that if you won the lottery?

Okay, so what are you saying? If you could have a superpower, you're wondering what it would be? Yes. And then you'd discuss amongst yourselves. See, that's complicated, because you're going to pick flying. It'd be fucking cool to fly. But what if you could trade in flying for like three? Like you could run 55 mile an hour, maybe walk on water and... Fart on demand or something like that. Fart on demand? That's not considered a superpower, man.

So you would trade in flying to be able to run 55 miles an hour, walk on water and fart on command? Well, I'm just saying, you'd have to really think about it, wouldn't you? I don't think you would, Ricky. You wouldn't trade in flying for that. Well, fucking running 55 miles an hour would be cool. Leaving a big stink trail behind you.

No, you're in a room full of people that are fucking pissing you off and just start dropping bombs. You do that anyway. I know, but then you could do it more. It's not even a superpower, Recchi. Well, some of them are. Okay, what would you guys have? What would you be, Julian?

If you could have a superpower, what would it be? Besides incredible strength, which you already have. Fuck off. No, I'd be... Okay, what if the superpower was... The mega flex. Fuck off, Buffs. The mega flex.

I'm not playing, man. Flexes on his arms, blow everything in the room up. I'm passing. His biceps just destroy everything in the room. Lightning bolts come out of them. I knew you guys could fucking carried away with this shit. Out of the game. Not playing. What about a machine gun penis?

Why? I don't know. What does it shoot, Ricky? Whatever you want it to, I guess, but... Yeah, you can take that in a bunch of different ways. Like... A machine gun penis. I want to hear what yours would be. No, man, I've told you.

Why? Because you got mad because we said the Magaflax. No, you're going to keep on going. No, no. It could shoot super glue. What could? This machine gun penis. So it would look like... What would your name be if you were a superhero?

What would your name be if you had a machine gun penis? MGP? It's not bad. MGP. Supergun. Supergun. Supergun? Holy fuck, here comes Supergun. Everybody, Doc, he's blasting us with...

Better get out your umbrella. That'd be a fucked up superpower, Ricky. Shoot, I don't know what a machine gun would be. What would you do, Bubbs? What would you have? Well, I never really thought about it. I was more thinking about inventing the game. I wasn't actually thinking about playing it. But I mean, if I was gonna thinking about inventing the game. I wasn't actually thinking about playing it. But I mean, if I was gonna do it,

you know, I would probably be, you know, fly at the speed of light. Okay. That's a great, nobody has that superpower. I don't think so. Fly at the fucking speed of light. You could fly up and meet the tall whites or anybody you wanted to up in the, you know, space.

Yeah, they just discovered a bunch of new planets, didn't they? Is that what you're telling me? Who did? I thought you told me they discovered, like, 1,400 planets or some shit. I didn't tell you that, Ricky. Ah, fuck, I dreamt that, I guess. Flying at the speed of light, I don't even think that dreams...

Wait a second, you had a dream that you discovered 1,400 new planets? Maybe. Planet Speed of Light, I don't even think that dream is there. Wait a second, you had a dream that you discovered 1400 new planets? Maybe. Do you remember what any of them were called? No. But I think there was possible life or potential reality for life or something like that. So it's kind of cool if it's a true dream. If it's a true dream.

That's so fuck. I think flying at the speed of light would be I don't think that's even a superpower though, is it? Well, it would be. Nobody can do it. Seeing through clothes would be cool. X-ray vision, yeah. Well, there's been that.

People have had X-ray vision, yeah. Well, there's been that. People have had x-ray vision. What about that stretch plastic old man? Or whatever the fuck. Like stretch your arm straw? Yeah. Like right now if I wanted to throw that fucking Plinko game across the room, I could just go .

Stretch plastic old man Wasn't he a super Super guy Ricky that's a But everybody There's been lots of super powers Where you can you know Okay so

Extend your arm Even an inspector gadget Can do that for fuck's sakes Flight speed light Machine gun penis Super glue To be invincible That'd be something pretty cool

Nothing could fuck with you. Like, nothing. Until ultra not invincible man comes at you, who's even more invincible than you are. See, why would you fucking ruin a... Like, you didn't have to ruin it, man. Like, Mr. Invincible is a good fucking... My name would be the super fast floaty fart man. Like, Mr. Invincible is a good fucking... My name would be the Super Fast Floaty Fart Man.

Fuck. We should make a comic book then, Ricky. You could draw it. You're good at drawing. The Adventures of Super Fast Floaty Fart Man, Machine Gun, Glue Penis. And what are you? What's he saying, huh? That's the comic book he wants to write. What's it called?

I don't know. A long title. You got to pay attention. Things can't get repeated on here because... All right, I like that game. That was fun. We should play that once in a while. I think that's a great game.

You know what another game I invented is? Two truths and a lie. Oh, yeah? Ricky, so you tell, if you tell three things about yourself, but make two of them lies... Okay. Only one of them's true, then we gotta guess, you know, which one's the true. That's a good game, don't you think? Sounds like lots of fun, bubs. Okay. Well it's more fun than

sitting here watching that fucking thing turn around. You gotta figure out which one's true? Try. Yeah, so you tell three things about yourself, two of them are not true. All right. Two of them are not true. Alright. I'm not wearing any underwear. Um, sorry, how many are true? Just one? Just one true and two lies. I'm not wearing any underwear. Uh... You came up with that awful quick. Like you didn't even have to think about that, so I'm guessing that's the non-lie.

I've got a bloody sock on that's on top of a broken toe. And I've got three Easter eggs in my pocket. Okay. See, this is a fucking great game. I'm guessing. Let's rule out, okay, the obvious. He doesn't, what was, I forget. They were, he's not wearing any underwear.

He's got a bloody sock on top of a broken towel. That's a tough one. Okay. And he's got three Easter eggs in his pocket. Any of those could be true, but only one is. He definitely doesn't have three Easter eggs in his pocket. Okay, so we'll eliminate, but he could, right? He could have got baked. only one is he definitely doesn't have three Easter eggs in his pocket okay so we'll let him but he could right he could have got baked. Are you fucking kidding me? See that? Best game ever.

It's like I knew we were gonna play or something. Wait a second Ricky you don't have underwear on. Well shit so there's two that are see I fucked it up. Do you have a bloody sock on? No. Are you sure? I did last week. That's where that one came from. Okay, well, now the game's called Two Truths and a Lie. And then it works.

Do you guys want an Easter egg? They're fucking delicious. Where did you get them, Ricky? Easter candy. Yeah, but Easter, how long ago was fucking Easter? I'm pretty sure it wasn't that long ago, was it? What month is this? It's May.

It's May. What month is Easter in? April. Or fuck, no, this year it was in February. It's been a while, Ricky. You got March and April in there. Well, should I try it first? It's pretty fucking good.

Oh, that's fucking delicious. Sorry, Moe. Didn't mean to take your Easter candy, bud. This is Moe's? You took Moe's Easter candy on him. Wait a second. Why would fucking Moe have Easter candy? Who gives babies chocolate?

Good parents. Ricky, you're not feeding Moe chocolate, are you? Yes, because you should give kids as much fucking candy as you can before their teeth fall out. And then once their teeth fall out, you try to scale it back or... You know what I mean? So the baby teeth, they don't matter? Fuck them. They're gone. Yeah, but Ricky... You gotta, like, teach him now to brush his teeth.

That's what... It's your duty. But Ricky, just because you know it's teeth, you're gonna fall out. That doesn't give you a license to, you know, drill pounds and pounds of sugar into the poor baby. Well, it's a good time to do it if you're gonna do it. You don't want to fuck up their older teeth. That's when you really start brushing. You give them diabetes and...

They're fucking kids, though. They're having a good time. You shouldn't be wasting time brushing fucking teeth they're going to follow anyway. I had no idea you were drilling chocolate and sweets into my whole kitchen. It was teeth we're going to follow eventually. It's going to stop.

It's coming to an end, man. That's kind of fucked. Sorry, guys. What were we talking about? I just blocked out there for a second. I did, too. I don't remember what we were talking about. Were we talking about the jerk shirt?

No, we haven't talked about the jerk shirt yet. You were telling me about this. Is it real? Did you look it up? Yeah, he's got it. I'm going to get one for Julian. Give one to me. Why?

Explain to people what the jerk shirt is, Ricky. Apparently, it's the shirt you could buy that has a pathetic hand on one sleeve, different colors. You know what that is, right? It's like a fake hand. Yeah. On one sleeve so that your real arm goes down inside the shirt. And it's a long shirt. It's got like this splash guard and shit.

And you can just do your business wherever you want. And people just think, oh, fuck it. No, he's not doing it. Yeah, but, Ricky, like it's got to be a joke. You'd think people aren't going to notice, you know, the front of your pants going in and out for no apparent, because both your hands are dangling at your sides? Well, I just thought Julian could use one. He does that more than any of us.

No, I don't. You're always jacking off, Ricky. What the fuck are you talking about? You're the one that looked this site up. It actually exists, man. The jerk shirt. The jerk shirt. Told you. Oh, my God. It's it's actually exists man the jerk shirt the jerk shirt told you

You can get the hand in any color you want to Yeah, they've got late, but be careful you should get you want to get one that was probably close to your your color I guess no kidding doesn't it would be more why would you who would buy this fucking thing? Ricky wouldn't buy one with like a black person's hand on it and expect that you're going to trick people. It would be funny, though, wouldn't it? It would be. I'd love to have one black hand. That'd be cool.

Jerk shirt. The jerk shirt. Would you use the jerk shirt? I wouldn't even fucking wear the jerk shirt. What about you, Rick? The jerk shirt. No. Would you give her a try? No, you want to. No.

I don't understand. Ricky, I mean, you don't got to order one. I can build you a fucking shirt. We go down to the mall, get a, you know, cheap shirt, and we got the hand off a mannequin. They would make more money. Because the problem with the jerk shirt is, you know, you're still going to see the shirt moving in that area, right?

That's what I'm saying. It's going to look like your wiener shirt. They should change the name to the fingering shirt for women because it's more subtle. Or you don't wear one of these things and you just go jack off in the bathroom or something. Like, this is fucked. I'm going to go grocery shopping, but I'm going to get a batch off as I'm doing it. No one's going to see me do it. This is the most fucking ridiculous idea I've ever seen in my life you want one I'm gonna be

fucking nervous walking around the grocery store now there's yeah watching everybody's you know watching their area to see what their hands try to see if one of them is real and one of them's not it's pretty creepy man the other Pretty creepy, man. The other problem is if you saw someone that did have a real... ...perth... ...that... ...one of those hands, it was real, and you'd be like, oh, you're wearing a jerk shirt, aren't you? And then you'd probably be offended. Yeah, you could fuck up.

Yeah, you go up there and try to pull his sleeve down, and his real fake arm comes off. Then you'd know it. Then you'd be in a pickle, as they say. Why do they say that? Like, who the fuck climbs in a pickle? Is it when they're scared? They don't actually climb into a pickle, Ricky. They're in a pickle.

That's a good question, though. Where does that come from? You're in an awful pickle now. Oh, look it up. I think it started with baseball, didn't it? When you're trapped between two guys and they're throwing the ball back and forth. You were in a pickle then, I know. So they used to play with pickles before the ball? That's not what it's called, is it?

They did, I believe. Before the baseball was invented, I believe they used pickles. Pickleball. I've heard of it. I've played pickleball. Who hasn't? I mean, it's not very good. It's not a very good item to hit with a baseball bat, though. She comes apart pretty quick. No. It'd be quite a spin on her. It'd be hard to catch. What are you looking up now?

I'm in a pickle. Oh, yeah, right. It could have been, maybe it was a giant pickle. And when you got in trouble, you'd go to the pickle. Your parents would lock you in a big giant pickle. Frankie, how many people do you think ownckles big enough to house a small child? I mean, that would be a world record size peckle. Because it comes from a cucumber.

Maybe. They've got big pumpkins. You can get inside them and put outboards on them and shit. They do have pumpkin boat racing. Peckle rooms. Peckle pods. Yeah. I'm glad they don't have those in jail instead of going to, you know, isolation.

What the fuck are you guys talking about? Pickle pods? I'm trying to look something up. You guys are going on a boot. What, living in a pickle? Yeah, if you had a bunch of plastic, big plastic pickles that you could take power naps in and you had a little place at the airport called the Pickle Pod Patch

where you go in and you pay a couple bucks and you get in this big, relaxing pickle, that'd be a hit. That's a good idea, because you could probably sell all the insides of the pickle that you dug out of there to pickle people. They're not going to use a real pickle. Well, it wouldn't be a real pickle, Ricky.

I'm talking about making them out of plastic and making them look like pickles. Oh, okay. How big do you think pickles are, man? How big do you think they can grow? You can get someone to grow you big pickles if you need them. Like how big do you think? Ricky, if I need a fucking giant pickle for some reason, who do I call? Like a big ten-footer.

Do you know anybody that would have the capabilities of making and growing me a ten-foot pickle? Probably the guys who do the pumpkins and the tomatoes that are the size of basketballs. What? What the fuck? Ricky, you saw this in a fucking movie. All right, I mean, that's a good thing to think about right now.

You've got these giant pumpkins. Why can't you make giant pickles? Like, what's the deal? Well, you probably can make giant cucumbers. Well, why the fuck is... Even if you could, you're not gonna turn it into a pickle, gut the fucking thing, and then try to sell it to people to sleep in. I mean, it's gotta be a... it would have to be a plastic one. You couldn't get somebody to climb into a real peckle at the airport, giant.

Oh, that fucking honey oil is pretty interesting. Speaking of penises, yes, Rick? Just wait. We weren't speaking of penises at all. Well, same shape, I guess. We were talking about beckles. Nobody even mentioned the word penis. I know, I was thinking about the shape. And you can use your penis to unlock your cell phone now, I guess.

What? What the hell? I guess the new cell phones, you can use like a thumbprint or something. You can actually put the tip of your unit on there and it'll recognize it. But why would you do that? What if you were in a rush? You were taking a piss and you had to get on the phone?

That's a major problem with it, man. And then if someone wanted to borrow your phone. Like, think about it. But, Becky, if you're at the bank and you know, you gotta check your messages or something, what are you gonna do with your... Maybe if you got the jerk shirt... Yeah. You get your hand down there...

Alright, but suppose... Open your phone with your penis. Suppose you get kidnapped and you got your fucking arms handcuffed behind your back and your phone's on the ground. Then you'd have a way to unlock it and call the cops. Ricky, but you still gotta get your penis out of your pants and... I can do that. Get it long-time. Tied up.

You can get yours out, can you, without using your hands? Oh yeah. Yeah. I don't believe you. Just gotta make it think. Finds its way like a... Snake. Alright. Okay.

Fuck I can't get it back. Ricky how? This one's not gonna help. Oh god what... What's up next Rick? Get it back. Ricky, how? This one's not going to help. Oh, God. What's up next, Rick? Which one am I reading? Which one am I reading? This one?

I just wrote this down because when I read it, it sounded so fucked. Jesus Christ. I can't read that, Ricky. I can't read it. What a fucking headline. All right. This is a headline? Yes.

There was a Thai ladyboy named Sexy Pancake. He had a penis amputation to stop the spread of cancer. Oh, and he died. I shouldn't be laughing. I'm not trying to laugh. I feel bad for Sexy Pancake. But when I read it, I was just a little... What's Sexy Pancake?

That's his name. Sexy Pancake's his name. He was a Thai lady boy named Sexy Pancake and he got penis cancer. And he actually then became a lady in a way because he got his penis removed and three days later he died, I guess. So that's sad. Oh, poor Sexy Pancake. I know. Would have liked to have met him.

What do you mean you would have liked to have met him? I guess he was quite famous. But what... What would you... If you got to hang out with Sexy Pancake for a day... Well, I'd like to meet any celebrity, right? Sexy Pancake was a celebrity? I guess, yeah.

Well, not really, Ricky. I mean, do you think? Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Sexy Pancake. Doesn't really... Something doesn't add up there. Okay, we got through it. All right, we... I feel good. Okay, we got through it. All right. I feel good. Uh-uh.

Oh, my God. Well, now, Fluck, this is all written upside down. I don't know. The paper's just upside down. Holy. Well, we could do one more. Since we've got a theme going here, we got this, uh... What the fuck is that?

It's a frog with a giant penis. Oh, I saw this. I saw this. I'll get them to put a picture up of it. Look at that. It's a frog, and he was born with an unfinished third leg. But that's the way it grew in, and that's what it looked like. That's a leg. That's a leg.

It looks like a man with a pretty hefty unit just squatting down. That's his belly button there. So maybe it's just one of those tricks. It looks like a frog. It's a trick picture. It looks like a man with a pretty hefty unit just squatting down. That's his belly button there. So maybe it's just one of those tricks. It looks like a frog. It's a trick picture. It's not a trick one. Good for him if it's real. Wow.

Just wait a second, Ricky. Is that a trick? I don't know. Oh, my God. If that's a trick and we're just staring at some fella's big unit, I'm going to be really not happy. It's a frog, man'm gonna be really not happy. It's a frog, man. A frog, man?

Well, it's a frog, Bubbles. That's a frog. Ricky, where did you, where are you finding that stuff? I don't even remember where that came from. That's probably the same place this came from where they performed the first penis transplant in the US. It's a really, it's a bit of a penis thing. You must have been just googling penises, were you?

Remember I showed you how to type the word into the Google searcher? Yep. You clearly typed in the word penis. I think I put weird penis things or something. And a bunch of weird penis things came up. Well it would, that's how Google works. I know, but I didn't know it was that good. Google?

Yeah. No, it's good, Ricky. Like, you can find anything. Well, if I can use it, a lot of people can use it. What else did you try searching? Do you remember? Uh, no. Well, guess what?

There's a search history, and we're going to check it out. Okay, well, I don't know. Is there a way to erase that? There is. There is. But I'm not telling you. Not that we read it. But if the computer broke accidentally all of a sudden, you wouldn't be able to pull any of that up, would you? Ricky, if you smash my computer to hide your fucking weird search history, I'm going to be not happy. It wasn't that weird.

You might as well just tell us now. It's the next podcast. We should get his computer and go through the history. It's my computer. Oh, is it? Well, fuck, let's do that next podcast, man. Do what? No, no, no.

You might as well just tell us what you were searching now, Ricky. Everybody knows you search weird penis things. I put in, I think it was monkey tricks or something like that, and some really fucking weird shit came up. I didn't look at much of it, though. Monkey tricks? Why were you searching monkey tricks in the first place? I thought maybe it would just be, you know,

cute little monkeys doing cute little monkey things, but no. It wasn't what we're doing. I think it was monkey things. It was monkey something, and it was fucked. Monkey things. Put that in. See what happens then. I don't think anything will come up.

This guy actually had a penis transplant. I didn't really read it, but. Yeah, he did. But why? I think he got. He was not happy with the size of it? No, Ricky, he got injured, like he lost... Oh, fuck, okay. I mean, if you lost your penis, you definitely would want another one, I guess. They're pretty handy to have. Yeah, they're handy. They're

a good time. They're handy to have. I believe this guy... Oh, yeah, no, he did. He lost most of his penis several years ago to cancer. Oh, that's a different guy than I read about. So do they rip off the part that was left, or do they just add to it, I wonder? Well, Ricky, I'm sure they smooth it out first, you know, get a nice, fresh playing field. You wouldn't want a big seam. No, you wouldn't want a big... The whole thing off

and just stitch it on. I'd say they must have got rid of the rest and just started from scratch. I would say they made them, they gave them like a smooth can bump to start. Right?

And then... I hope they gave them a good one. I mean, if you're getting a new one, you should get to pick what it is. They would have gave them a can bump for sure. You know what a can bump is, don't you? What the fuck is this?

Scientists say they found the secret to better poop transplants. What? I don't know. Maybe this is not part of the penis story. I hope it's not. Anyway. Thanks, Ricky. Sorry I trailed off again.

No, I think it's fantastic, Ricky. Got any other relevant penis stories? We could talk about a non-penis story, I guess. A non-penis story? I know. Julian said he wanted to be the most penis talk of any podcast today. I think we did that.

Okay, there's this cat woman down in the States somewhere, I think. She's got 1,100 cats living in her fucking home. Oh, Linnea Lattangio. Who? Linnea Lattangio. That's who it is. Holy fuck, man. You know this person? Yes, Linnea Lattangio. She's got

always has at least 1,100 kitties kicking around. I know exactly who she is. In her house? She actually had to move out of the house. Too many kitties. Moved into the rental house on the property. So now the kitties have the big house. They got a whole fucking house themselves.

There's 1,100 of them, Ricky. That's a heap of kitties. I've taken in and lived with 28,000 cats. Oh, my God. She's a legend. That's fucking crazy. She's a legend. See, she's at the top, like number 10. And the cat lovers,000 cats. Oh, my God. She's a legend. That's fucking crazy. She's a legend. See, she's like,

she's at the top, like number 10 in the cat lovers, you know. Number 10? You're like number probably five compared to her.

No, she's got a lot more kitty experience than I do. I mean, I look after, you know, any given time I've got 60 to 100, but I've never had

1,100 kitties living with me at once. I bet you wish you did. I do. I 100, but I've never had 1,100 kitties living with me at once. I bet you wish you did. I do. I mean, if I owned a great big house like that, I'd have at least 1,100 kitties. Oh, yeah, she's got like 12 acres of land, man. I know, it's all their free range kitties.

She started the free range kitties. She's got it all fenced in. 12 acres. If a fellow was going to acquire a large number of cats, what do you think someone like yourself or Lefantansia would pay for a cat per cat? I don't know. What are you even asking me that for? You got some kind of a greasy scam cooking up in your head there, revolving around kitties, and I'm not having any part of that.

Would you buy a used kitty? Of course I would buy a used kitty. Used kitties are the best kind of kitties. Even if it was stolen? Ricky, don't be stealing people's kitties. Steal their lawnmowers. What are you thinking? All right.

What are you getting them fired up for? You don't need to know what he's thinking about stealing kitties. There's some cats out there that are like 3,000 bucks, man. That's what I was thinking. You get some high-end cats. Yeah, and guess what? The person that owns them paid $3,000 for them, so it's their kitty. But what if they're dicks?

Well, that's different. If they're being a dick to the kitty, then I have no problem. They just want to have this expensive cat just to say, ooh, look at my expensive cat. But they're not loving it. So then people like us should steal them. Right? All right.

Yeah, that joint's wearing off. I think it's fucking time to go. I need to have a nap. I'm fucked. All right. All right, wind her up. Next time we won't get it this high, maybe. They won't, anyway. What does that mean? Yeah.

Maybe it hasn't worn off. No, it's still here, man. It's just coming to waves now. It smells pretty good. You okay, Bubs? Yeah. How many of those. You okay, boss? Yeah. How many of those games you got, Julian? How many of those games you got, Julian?

What games? Those, uh, Junko games. Uh, this is just... Just one? Just one. Are you fucking kidding me? Sorry, Julian. Why would you do that?

I thought it would break. All right. Did it suck up? I have to get another shot glass, but yeah, you fucked it up. Fuck's sake. Ricky, we got to get you out of here. You're going to start a conversation. Okay, guys.

All right, you owe me a shot glass. You owe me a lot more than that. Join us next time. Like, which one of the D's there? Okay guys, all right you owe me a shot glass you owe me a lot more than that Deez there Join us next time when the guest is mega flack fuck off Make sure he gets one of these shot glasses with a D on it.