Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 42 - Shake & Bake Balogny On A Hotdog Bun

Episode Date: March 15, 2021

Slow roasted balogny... Shake & Bake hotdogs... presto pesto... four kinds of fancy-ass mustard... holy f**k, Bubbles and Ricky have cooked up a feast. Pity it's all gonna give Julian heartburn! Also: Hank Williams, Ricky's German lesson, and a massive tit fight!

Ricky. Yo. Come on, I got everything ready here. This is quite a fucking feast you got cooking up there, buddy. Wait till you smell the pesto. Holy fuck. Come on, Ricky. What's a pesto? Pesto? Oh, you're gonna love pesto, bud. You know, the green, the green nutty stuff I make. Oh, presto pesto. Yes. Come on, get the fucking, where's the food? It's cooking, man. It's gonna be ready in almost, I'm about to break a record here. Oh, I can't just have a big fucking spoonful of pesto. I'm starving. Maybe I can. Ba-doo big fucking spoonful of pasta. I'm starving. Maybe I can.

What's up, buffs? Getting ready to eat, Julian? I know, man. I'm a super fucking bump. Look at the spread. All right, as long as you made mine well done. Rick? Well done.

Rick, he's fucking me. What are you talking about, man? I just told you, like, my you made mine well done. Wreck? Well done. Wreck is fucking neat. What are you talking about, man? I just thought, like, my steak's fucking well done. Not, like, bloody red fucking... It's not steak steak. It's fucking... It's Newfoundland steak. Newfoundland steak?

Yeah, man. Come on, Julian. Moose steak? No, it's not fucking moose. I'm not eating moose, man. What? It's bologna and hot dogs. Shake and bake. Yeah. Shake and bake.

Yeah. Shake and bake. Shake what? Took it to a new level. We couldn't afford the steaks because I wanted to get all the condiments, so we had to downsize on the meat. It's bologna. Bologna.

Shake and bake bologna is just as good as a fucking steak. It's the same type of meat. It's all beef parts. It's all beef and different It's all beef and different parts of the beef. Come on, Ricky. All right, fucking Jesus. Just let my record go, I guess. You like hot dogs? I don't like, I don't want a hot dog, man. I'm fucking... No, they're super dogs. Shake and bake super dogs, but look at all the stuff you put on them.

Cheese, onions, tomatoes. Look at all the stuff you put on them. Cheese, onions, tomatoes. Brioche buns too, Julian. With the shiny fuckin', with the shiny brushed on egg reduction. Look at that. How he made. Did you ever do this before?

Did you ever go to like take a drink and you think you're drinking something like this and you gulp it down and it's milk and it fuckin' freaks you out? Especially when it's fuckin' curdled? Especially when it's fucking curdled. Especially when it's curdled? This is what this is like. From steak to fucking bologna.

No, it isn't. Look at the brioche. And you did it because you wanted all these condiments and shit? Well, we couldn't. It's all about the condiments, man. What the fuck is this? Such a fancy relish. Okay, was that necessary?

Yes. It was. What the fuck's this? That's a fancy relish. Was that necessary? Yes, it was. What the fuck's this? That's a fancy... Dijon, another kind of fucking mustard. You've got mustard right here. We deserve Dijon. What the fuck is this? That's a nice mustard-based barbecue.

Colonel, another fucking mustard. It's a barbecue sauce, mustard-based. Sorry I fucking tried to make you a nice fancy meal. Yeah, bring your own fucking food next time, Julian. Well, you're the one that fucking invited me. Sorry, I fucking tried to make you a nice fancy meal. Yeah, bring your own fucking food next time, Julian. Well, you're the one that fucking invited me. If we were gonna have steaks, it was just gonna be steaks with no sides and no toppings. Fuckin' Jesus.

So we downgraded the meat, now we got everything. I don't know, boys. You know what? I don't know. Okay, how about I flip the fucking table and we don't have anything? How about that? Come on, guys. No, you guys can eat. Go for it. Don't worry about it. Fuck. Oh, I'm too fancy to eat a fucking shake and bake bologna sandwich.

Oh, I'm fancy because I need fucking four different types of mustard. All right, I'm too fancy to eat shake and bake bologna and Shake and Bake hot dogs. I'm Julian. Yeah. I only eat the fanciest of steaks. No, I haven't had a steak in a long time. And when you say you're going to fucking make steak... All they have is grass fat and it's double the price. Those fucking deadly little bastards. See?

Look at this, Julian. Get over here. Shake and Bake dogs, shake and bake fucking... Those are some beauts. Yeah. Who the fuck shake and bakes dogs, man? I've never heard that before. And look at this. See these buns right here? Guess what those are? What, fancy fucking dollar buns?

Bavarian donuts, cut in half. Yeah. You can have a donut bun just like Elvis. Elvis used to do that. I'll tell you guys, there's more for you guys now. So what's it gonna be, man? Well, I'm gonna have a fucking bologna burger right out of the gate, Ricky. Bologna me up.

Get me a slab on there. Nice slab. Bologna burger. Oh, fuck. It looks fucking good. Oh, boy. Shake and bake bologna. I'm gonna start with the dog, I think. Come on, Julian, have something.

No, you guys go ahead. I'll get something later. There's a piece of cheese on there. A little bit of... You're not gonna have a fucking big shake and bake fucking dog. No, that'll give me fucking hurt, Burn. That'll probably give me the shits. It won't give me the shits.

It won't give you the shits. It's not going to go anywhere. It's not good for you, man. Shoot away. Oh, fuck, that comes out really fast. Careful with that barbecue sauce, Ricky. Do you want another kind of mustard? No, not for this. I'm going to have that on my dog.

You sure you don't want any sweet mustard relish? Scrape a little bit of that off. Want some of that? Yes, I want the sweet relish. Holy fuck. You want normal fucking mustard? No, not for the dog. I'm gonna do the dog with that nut.

But for this, I'm gonna go with the fancy. Look at that. What's that shit? Smell that, Julian. Jesus, man. What are we dealing with? Relish. Does it that shit? Smell that, Julian. Jesus, man. What are we dealing with? Relish. Does it look good?

Smell good? Oh, Ricky. Try that. Little bit of... Jody's. Little bit of greens on there. Oh, yeah, that smells good. Look at that, Cena. That's a fancy fucking burger right there.

Eat it. Take a bite. Oh, I'm gonna. Don't you fucking burger right there. Eat it, take a bite. Yeah. Oh, I'm gonna, don't you fucking worry bud. Don't you worry. Cut her in half for easy access. Just like that. I don't have any napkins, sorry man.

Fuck that, that, look at that. Caught to perfection. Medium rare bologna. Fuck, that does to perfection. Medium rare bologna. That does look good. Medium rare bologna, Rick. This is disgusting, man. Oh my God, that's unbelievable. So what is bologna? What is the meat in it?

It's a mixture of all the finest of meats. That's right. You got a bit of a cow, a bit of a pig, turkey. Bologna, they of all the finest of meats. That's right. You got a bit of a cow, a bit of a pig, turkey. Bologna, they take all the parts, you know, like the leftover bits, the lips and the arses and stuff like that. Jesus, man. They throw it in the vat, the separator, put in the spices,

and it basically pounds it into a paste, and then it squeezes out this tube. Those are fucking good. You don't know what you're missing there, man. So basically bologna's like hot dogs. Basically, it's just like a big hot dog. Oh, my God, that's unbelievable, Ricky. Wait till you try to put some of that on there for sure. I don't know, man.

Oh, I did. That looks fucking disgusting to me. It's just shaken bacon, fucking bologna. It looks like a fucking, I don't know, that looks fucking disgusting to me. It's just shake and bake and fucking bone. It looks like a fucking, I don't know, 20-day-old English muffin. You're fucking, man, you're ruining Park After Dark. Welcome to Park After Dark. I was enjoying this ruining, making fun of our delicious foods, taste. Do you or do you not like shake and bake?

Or chicken? You like it on hot dogs. It'll give me heartburn, man. I'm telling you. Oh, it'll give poor Julian heartburn. I'm trying to eat better, man. This is just not good for you. His muscles will get heartburn.

This is bad. Do your muscles get heartburn separately from the rest of you? That's not funny, man. You don't know where you're missing, man. It's fucking delicious. It is delicious. Well, eat up. You guys got lots where you're missing, man. It's fucking delicious. It is delicious. Well, eat up.

You guys got lots of food. See, I'm being nice. I was learning some German this week. There's a bunch of new German words because of the COVID. Because of the Rona. Okay, what words? Gesexkondom. What does that mean?

Face condom. Gasex condom. Yeah, it's another word for a mask. Face condom. All right. Market troth tell. That's pretty good. Pretty good pronunciation.

That means mask idiot. It's one of those fuckheads that wears his mask down over his nose all those dick we idiots yeah that doesn't make any sense does it the thing fell apart oh where's the that's the cat jesus christ i almost ate the cap off my liquor bottle you don't want to do that you can choke on a cap good. How many beer caps have you choked on, Ricky? At least five or six. It sucks. Are you gonna make a sandwich? No, I'm just checking to see what else you got in here. Beer.

Juice boxes. Help yourself, man. Vodka and juices is always tasty. Richard, could you get me a dog, please? Rick, you gotta do... You gotta, like, things like this need to be cleaned. Yeah. Get at it. Who put their eggs in that?

Come on, man. I'm gonna... Oh, you know what? Look at that. They're fucking good, man. I'm telling you. Look at that, Julian. What? Tell me that. They're fucking good, man. I'm telling you. Look at that, Julian. What? Tell me that's not fucking something you want to get on. Get on the fucking shake and bake hot dog train.

Thanks anyway, boys, but you guys can eat it all. It's not just for chicken, man. It's what? Not just for chicken anymore. No, it's not. I've never heard of put on hot dogs before or fucking bologna. Maybe we created something brand new. I'm brand new.

Everything I do is brand new. Oh, we didn't have any pesto, Ricky. Ah, fuck. Presto pesto. What's pesto made of? Pesto? If you want to make your own pesto, I can give you a nice recipe. Oh, I hate this stuff, man. It stinks.

Pine nuts, olive oil. Um, fuck, this is good, bubs. Nice job. Parmesan cheese, olive oil. I can't think of what else goes in it. Pine nuts, oh, it's fucking, you put it in the blender? Some kind, is it maple leaves. No, it's, oh no, it's that's the main thing is the, you know, basil, basil, basil leaves. I forget, I know, I know what the package looks like. There's definitely garlic in it. Oh yeah, and garlic.

I fucking drive the garlic right to her. This fucking old lady in Seattle, she went to buy a crochet kit at like a secondhand store. What are they called? Crochet kit. No, the stores. Valley Village. Secondhand stores.

Yeah, what are they called? That's what they're called. Oh. Anyway, she got one. And inside of it, one kilo of cocaine. What? Yeah. And she fucking reported it. Really?

What shit did she have to leave? Hello. Party time. Well, no. Sell it. Make some money, I guess. Some fucking shit. Why did that happen to me? Hello. Party time. Well, no. Sell it.

Make some money, I guess. Some fucking snorkeler in Florida found like $1.5 million worth of cocaine and also turned it in. Turned it in? Yeah. Well, this probably doesn't want to fuck him, you know, mafia or something after. I guess it'd be like that true romance movie. True, exactly. You just never know. What the fuck happened to him?

That ended up. It ended up. Well, he lost his eye. Oh, did he? He lost his eye. I think so. Kiefer. What's his name?

Kiefer Sutherland. No. No, man. Got a flavor imbalance. Kiefer Bale? No. No, man. Christian Bale?

Christian. Kiefer Slater? Nope. Oh, man. Christian Bale? Christian. Kiefer Slater. Christian Slater. Same time. Keep going, buddy. Jinx. Buy me a Coke. You lost it, all right.

Pinky. Flush it down the kitchen. Pinky. Alley-oop. Alley-oop. The King of Pranks. By this band. Right in the middle of the ballroom.

You. What was that? That's what you say when you say the same word at the same time. I hope it never happens. I got a flavor imbalance. What would you do if you're fucking snorkeling and you find a bunch of cocaine bubs? Snorkeling? Yeah.

Or if you could buy it a crochet kit. I'd give it to the authorities and say, here, I found a bunch of cocaine. Okay. Well, if it does happen to you, before you call them, let you know. Call me. We'll figure it out together. We could probably find buyers for that.

Easily. Yep. I don't think it's going to happen. Chances of us finding, randomly finding a lost kilo of cocaine is probably not very high. There should be a law that if you do find it, you have to do something.

Why? Well, doesn't that make sense? As a law? Yeah. Not really. What if an old lady finds it, Ricky? Then all of a sudden she's cranked up on rails. Driving around, crashing through fences.

The little old lady from Pasadena. Maybe it'd be the best day of her life. Could be. She'd be like, fuck, what have I missed my whole life? Give me some more. Oh, fuck, Ricky. Look, I set the fucking shredded cheese all the way over there. Oh, you missed her.

Gotta have the shredded, bud. Here, get some shredded on there. All right. You can just eat that, like... If I was a mouse right now, I'd be blowing a load. That's nice. Tch. Mouse load.

Fuck, Ricky. Speaking of mouse load... No, no, it wasn't mouth load. I don't forget how that related. It just popped in your head. How baked are you right now? Baked her than I thought I was. Baked her than I thought I was.

Baker during the 9th hour orders. Jeez, I feel like finding myself. Oh, man, see, I read this headline. I thought it was going to be a really good story, but it was kind of disappointing. Here's the headline. Massive tit fight breaks out in Scottish Park. I was like, what the fuck is this all about?

A tit fight? Yeah. You know, I didn't know there was a bird called a tit. A blue tit. Oh. So it was kind of a lame story. These two little fucking tits were fighting. One pecked out the other guy's eyeball. It's quite a fight.

When you read that headline, you expect them like, wow, how does a tit fight work? They're slapping each other on the head with their tits. You know who you wouldn't want how does a tit fight work? They slapping each other in the head with their tits? You know who you wouldn't want to have a tit fight with? Nope. Imagine getting hit with one of those tits. Those are fucked. Knocked out by a muscle tit. Did you ever see that movie, I mean that show Storage Wars?

Yeah. What's your take on it? They make them good money or what? Storage Wars? Yeah. It's all take on it? They making good money or what? Storage Wars? Yeah. It's all scripted. All fake. What?

It's all fake. Everybody knows that. Doesn't seem like it's fake. The producers plant the fucking items in the lockers. I seem to think that I thought that they might be faked. Can't be all fake, is it? That's what I was told. They found two good shit, man.

So it's probably not a good idea to fucking get into that business. We were already in that business. I know, but it's just because of the show, man. I think that there'd be more people fucking doing it. I don't know, man. Why? Why do you want to get into that? I just want to try to make some fucking money, Buffs. It's like...

I know how to make money. Pissing me off right now. We got to go to Thailand. And go for some little beach walks. Not the romantic kind. All right, what kind? The search and find kind. All right, what kind? The search and find kind. All right, for what?

Whale vomit. Whale vomit? Yeah. Some people think it's whale shit. They're not sure. But it comes from a whale and washes up on beaches. A lot in Thailand for some reason. This woman just found a piece.

It's worth 250 grand. 15 pounds. One foot wide, two feet long. Quarter million bucks for some whale. It wasn't whale load. It's either whale shit or whale vomit. It's used in perfumes or some kind of shit. I had no idea.

Whale vomit. Yeah, it helps the perfume stick to the skin. This other fucking guy found whale Vaughn was worth like three million dollars. Well, we've got lots of whales out in the fucking Atlantic, don't we? Yeah, there's tons of them. Racky, why do we have to go to Thailand? Well, that's where it seems like a lot of it washes up. But we could look for it around here.

We should actually catch a whale. Why would you feed a whale to make him puke? Ricky. Yep. The shake and bake. Is that just standard out of the box? Well, most of it. I added a little bit of... I'm so fucking glad I didn't eat that shit.

What's in it, Ricky? The shake and bake's just shake and bake, but in order to make it stick, I had to use a little bit of weed butter. You can't even taste it, though. Have fun, bubs. It's not about tasting it, Ricky. It's about I'm starting to get so high right now,

I can fucking barely function. Yeah. I just want to have a... Embrace that shit, man. I just wanted to have a nice bologna burger and a hot dog, and now I can't even finish it, because I'm fucking... Don't eat it up, man. It's a waste. I can't, you know. I'm fucking... I can feel my... I'm starting to tingle. I'm getting tinglers all over me. Did you have a donut for a bun?

No, I didn't. I didn't have a donut bun. I'm gonna try one of these fucking things. Oh yeah, have a... So there's...so... Every bologna and every hot dog is coated in weed butter. Not coated. It's coated.

Just a little bit. It's coated. I know. It's coated. Fuck, I'm right out of here now. Just a little bit. It's coated. I know it's coated. Fuck, I'm right out of her now. Right out of her. Embrace that shit, man. Embrace it. Right out of her. Jesus, man.

Listen to the sound that baloney makes. It's like a baloney drum. That's called slap baloney. Oh, fuck, that baloney makes. It's like a baloney drum. That's called slap baloney. Oh, fuck, that comes out quick. I told you. It comes out like John Wayne. How did John Wayne come out? Blazing.

Hot and heavy. I heard. John Wayne. Ricky, play the slap baloney for me. Pretty exciting stuff. When you're high it is. Hank Williams. Did you hear about that stupid cocksucker that set off the pepper spray on the airplane? No.

What a fuck-up. He had a pepper spray on his keychain, and they didn't find it at the screening area. So the dumbass is putting it away, fucking hits the pepper spray, and fucked up the whole airplane and had to land. Oh, yeah. What's that got to do with Hank Williams, though? What is a Hank? Oh yeah. That's so funny. What's that got to do with Hank Williams though? What is a Hank? What's that got to do with Hank Williams?

Weren't we talking about Hank Williams? You may have been. Oh Jesus, was I not talking about Hank Williams? Was I only thinking about him? You were just thinking. What do you want to say about him? Oh, I just like him. Like his music.

Like him in a... Yay, good looking. Friendly kind of way? What you got cooking? How about cooking bologna sandwiches for me? Nice. We're partying now, boys. I'm not partying. That's the thing. I got to put up with you guys the rest of the fucking night. I don't think so.

We gotta figure out how to get some whale vomit. Let's just go down to the fucking beach. And what does it look like? It looks like a mishmash of fucking browns and grays. All right. If you light it on fire, it melts. And then as soon as you stop melting it, it hardens right up again.

I can't believe you're moping this up, man. It's just whale vomit. I saw the light. They don't know if it's vomit or shit, but you know, it's one or the other. Fuck. Whale vomit. And you sure it's worth 250 grand? For 15 pounds, 250 grand. The other cocksucker that found $3.5 million worth,

he was a lot more than 11 pounds. Okay, whale vomit price. Wow. Okay, you're right. 3.2 million. This one fisherman found 3.2 million worth of fucking whale vomit. Yeah. Who would have thought?

Holy shit, man. All kinds of people are flying in it. Where? Thailand? No, no, no. Okay, China. South China. Australia.

Fuck. Okay, we could go there too, I guess. Nobody's fucking doing it here. I'm going to write a Hank Williams type song. You search up how to make a whale puke. That'll be easier. We'll just catch a whale and make him puke right on our boat. How are we gonna catch a fucking whale? What do they eat? Don't they eat eggs? They'll vomit, just like whale vomit in Nova Scotia.

That's what we need to know. Cause I only got eyes for you. I'm going to write a Hank Williams type song, boys. Holy fuck. Hank Williams. This should be a restaurant. I know. I would order it every time.

Donut bun. Fucking just does it. Shake and bake bologna on a, uh-uh. Shake and bake bologna on a hot dog bun. Shake and bake bologna on a donut bun. Everybody here's really having some fun. Shake and bake bologna on a hot dog bun. Woo! All right, we got to find out how to make wheels vomit.

I got kisses for you, my soul. Because you know what? This shit is floating around out there man Yeah, like it's out there. Oh fuck out is amber green Aka fuck that's one of the four In the way every year I gotta try it on the back and hot dog or I'm fucking it's a game-changer Julian get me a slab of the fucking baloney

Give me a hunk-a-loni. There we go. That's what Julian is, a hunk-a-loni. Get it in here, bubs. What's he say, man? That's what you are, a hunk-a-loni. A hunk-a-loni. That's Julian's new nickname, hunk-a-loni.

Hunk-a-loni, the San Francisco treat. Hunk-a-loni The San Francisco treat Hunk-a-loney The flavor can't be beat Remember that? Commercial rice roni? Yep Remember that? eBay ends Oxford

Why was it the San Francisco treat? Could you not eat it in any other city? Beef sperm whale, was he dead? He was dead, man They were fucking trying to sell it on eBay They should have fucking cut him open Got out his shit shit why don't you put on your hunk alone i got a little bit of this sweet mustard relish a little bit of this colonel mustard a little bit of ketchup yeah okay here fuck me it's ridiculous i'm gonna start

some other cocksucker connected a connect. He went to a yard sale, bought a bowl for 35 bucks worth half a million dollars. See, that's what I'm telling you, man. There's shit like that everywhere. See, the person that sold it

didn't know, so it's not really fair in a way, but... That's what they're talking about. It's from the... The McDonald's or some shit. Fuck. Whale their fuck up. It's from the, uh, the Ming Dynasty or some shit.

Look. Whale vomit. Where's that one from? That's... I'm not sure. Whale vomit. That's what it looks like. So...

Oh, a drip-y drip. We gotta find out where the fucking whales are. Drip-y drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip. We need a boat. They have trackers on them now, don't they? Perfect amount. Trackers on the... On whales? So we gotta... Yeah, maybe... No, don't they? Perfect amount. Trackers on the whales?

Yeah, maybe. No, they got one on his mother. Down at the pier. Okay, that piece there was worth 180 grand. Fuck! All right, this is exciting. This is good, boys. Why was I doing that from such a height?

I mean... There's no reason to do it now. You only found one piece a year. That's all you need, man. Fucking golden. Unless you wanted to find, you know, 10 or 20 pieces a year. Oh, man, did you hear they're opening up the fucking space hotel? Space hotel.

Oh, I know, Rick. 2027. I'm saving my money. When's it opening? 2027, I guess. It's the first part of it's going to open up. Space hotel? You go up to space for the weekend.

Fuck, that'd be cool. Minimal training. Hope you can take drugs. We're never going to... You're not going to be up there and you can't get baked? That would suck. Unless we find a lot of whale vomit, there's no way we're going up to Space Hotel. I'll start making whales.

I don't know how much it is. It can't be that much. It's probably at least 100 grand. Can you farm whales? Yeah, there's whale farms. That's what we should be doing. Get Julian's mother to run it. See? That wasn't nice, man.

Did you have a double bun or just... I just went single. I should have doubled up, though. I don't know. It's fucking... It's really good. This could be life-changing. Big bite, bubs.

Real big bite. Thank you, baloney lord, for this meal I am about to receive. Lord of the baloney. Disgusting man. You bring the baloney with the shake and bake. Oh I forgot about the... Have I still been eating this? No take a bite.

That one there didn't have any of the stuff on it. I gotta try it. It's the aftertaste. It's just like, holy fuck. That's it right there. It's a game changer. I'm going to open up a restaurant that just serves that. Go for it, man.

How come Burger King Japan gets all the good shit? They got a strong magma, super one pound... ...beef burger is the name of it. Who the fuck wants to eat a one pound burger? Me! Four patties, two slices of cheese, garlic flakes, spicy golden pepper, hot sauce, onions, two buns. Ricky, you've got nothing on this. You know what, now that I've tried this, you've got nothing on this. You know what?

Now that I've tried this, you're right. Burger King can fuck off. Shake and bake bologna burgers. Fuck. With Bavarian sugar donut cream-filled buns. God damn it, they're good. Barbecue. Honey mustard barbecue sauce.

Sweet relish. Cheese. And greens. Fuck. And that's the ticket. Oh,ish, cheese, and greens. Fuck. And that's the ticket. Oh, man, I'm telling you. I could live off these fucking things. Unbelievable. Look at the color of that bologna, too.

Medium rare bologna. Perfect. Slow fry. Gross, man. What the fuck is up with Amazon? They had to change their symbol because it looked like Hitler? What?

That's what it said. I didn't even know. I didn't notice. They had to change their app icon because it looked... resembled Hitler. Cardboard Hitler, they were calling it. For real?

Yeah, I guess. What a fuck-up, man. Yeah, you don't accidentally want to make your logo look like that? Cock sucker. No, that's a bad fucking move. Well, this March the 12th. He can fuck himself, you know that? A few little birthdays.

He's dead, man. I know, but he can still go fuck himself wherever he is. Cock sucker. 1945, Sammy the Bull Gravano was born. Sammy, is he still alive? Sammy the Bull? He's a witness protection. Yeah, he's lucky.

He's lucky he's alive. He could be watching this right now. Sammy the Bull. He could be running down the street. What's going on, Sammy, if you're watching it? 1946, Liza Minnelli. Did you ever have a crush on her? I forget.

No. I did. 1948, James Taylor. You had a crush on him. Big time. James Taylor, I did have a crush on James Taylor. Steve Harris. Okay. Iron Maiden.

Yes. Steve's very good. Marilyn Jackson for Jackson 5. Darryl Strawberry. Good little ball player. Daryl Strawberry. Aaron Eckhart. Do you have a crush on him?

No, man. I gotta lay down. I gotta go fucking see if we can get a boat. Who you gotta vote? A boat. Oh. We're going wh boat? A boat. Oh. We're going whaling? We're gonna go, yeah, something like that.

We're gonna get some whale vomit, boys. I can fucking feel it. You don't look so good, bubs. Bubs, you might wanna fucking lie down for a little while because you just ingested way too much fucking oil. Like, seriously. Yeah. You know what?

I put too much on. Oh, that's the last thing he wants to hear, Ricky. I am fucked. Ricky, I cannot hear you say you're too high because then I hit the panic button. That is... You're going to be okay, Buffs. Okay. Just go lie down.

That just went off by itself, didn't it? When I said panic button. What button? I didn't hear anything. It dinged, didn't it? Yeah, it did. No, man. I said panic button and that went ding.

You guys are fucked. Oh, man. Okay. I'm hitting it. Panic. Panic.