Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 42 - Testosterandy

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

Randy's been working out with a greasy new friend - how does he compare with the Muscular Mayor of Sunnyvale? They also chow down on TPB chips and discuss sharks, Pac-Man, and Spartan knob smashing!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. What the fuck do you mean the Spartans used to tongue each other's holes? That's what they used to do before battle, Bubs. The Spartans? Yeah, it's a big story, apparently. They would lick each other's nipples and their rectums, and they would lick them before battle just to get extra testosterone.

And you can also sunshine your butthole. If you sunshine that, like lift up your scrotum, while you're getting it on your butthole and your scrotum, it gives you more testosterone. What the fuck? It's true. Julian, that's why I thought you were getting such big pipes. I thought you, they also rub the tips of their penises together.

No, they don't. They did right before battle. Who said it? Spubs, you've got to, like. I don't know who it is, but it's proven. Well, Henry told me. Who's Dr. Henry? The history teacher told me. Who the fuck's Henry? The history teacher, Henry.

Who the fuck is Henry the history teacher? He's my trainer. I've been working out with him. Can you look at my triceps? Look. You haven't been training. So Henry the history teacher told you that the Spartans used to tongue each other's holes before battle to win. Because they got more testosterone.

And the rub knobs of their... They licked them in a circular motion well what here's what you should try it down at the gym

with one of your fellas I'm gonna try that am I that liar that is you're a lion Henry's a liar he said you'd get

an extra two reps Julian if you extra two reps I started licking some guy's knob. Yeah, because you get the... And fucking tongue in his ass.

You get juices. You're licking his... No, man. Your juices flow. You know what that's called? That's called a porno, man. Okay? I'm not going to do that.

The Spartans didn't have cameras, Julian. They didn't film it. They were, you know... How the fuck does he know what the Spartans did? Was there a book they wrote in a stone tablet?

Yeah, where's the proof? I think it was like How to Tongue a Man's Hold. Because I totally missed that fucking scene in the movie 300. I think it was on the cave walls or something. They drew pictures in the cave. Yeah, that wasn't in 300. It was not in 300, man.

Gerard Butler was not rubbing his knob on another man's knob. There's no fucking way he was doing that. I think he had to show that because it's mainstream. You know, that'd be rated X and not rated R. Right? That's the thing. You're fucked, Randy. You know that. I didn't come up with it. It's just certain

people... Okay, here's the big question. Henry at the spa, the history teacher, did he ask you to perform any of these things on him? Like the nipple lick, the ass lick, the knob rubbing? I did start off with a nipple lick. That's it.

You know what? And look at my triceps. Julian is proof. Look. Right there. So you're turning on some fucking... It's meaty. History teacher.

In a spa, and he's getting you bigger. Like, what kind of exercise are you doing? Well, I was doing these tricep ones you know you get on a chair and you and was he licking your knob or your nipples i mean while you were doing that exercise before oh my god man and then you start do any of the exercises henry wants to do involve you laying on your back with your legs up like a frozen turkey? Huffs, man. Well, no. Well, it's going to get to that. He's going to get into other people.

How do you know he's a history teacher? Yeah. Oh, I know he's a teacher. How do you know? Have you ever seen him go into the school? Because he's got his water bottle. He's the best teacher ever. Oh, my God.

This guy's a fucking creep, okay? He's a fucking creep ball. Randy, I could get one of those on Amazon here tomorrow. Yeah, but you wouldn't because you're not a teacher. You'd have to be a teacher. All right, are you attracted to Henry? No, Henry's not really. Well, stay the fuck away from him, man.

He's got good muscles, but he just doesn't have that. His face, well, anyway. Okay, I don't care what part of his body you retracted to, all right? Just keep that to yourself, Randy. Okay. Let's just move on. Oh, the red lights are on here, boys. Oh, fuck.

Maybe they can edit that part off. Let's just get rid of that part. Say welcome. Welcome. We're doing this now? Welcome to Perk After Dark. Episode what? We were not just talking about Randy rubbing his knob on someone else.

The history teacher. Anyways, it wasn't that bad. Why are you here? Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here, man? Well, Ricky's not here, so I'm here. Is that his glass? Mm-hmm. He's gonna see this, you know.

You know what he's gonna do when he sees you drinking out of his glass. Okay, so where is Ricky? What the fuck is Ricky up to? Because he didn't tell me he was going anywhere, man. He had to get a new muffler. He's not getting a new muffler. Is that what he told you? Yeah. He's not getting a new muffler Is that what he told you? Yeah

He's not getting a fucking muffler, man Well, his car's been backfiring Like crazy He's not getting a muffler He's not, it's daytime I can see him getting a muffler tonight Around two o'clock in the morning But he's not getting a muffler right now, man

Why do they call those things that go around their neck, it looks like a scarf, a muffler? Who called, nobody called it that. I wish I had one, man. Wrap it right around your fucking face, Randy, and just... Squeeze it off like a boa constrictor. That's right. Actually, you know what, I'm going to, I'm, I forgot,

I've got to be nice to him. Why? Because I said I was going to be nice to him this year, so I'm going to try. Thanks, Julian. That's nice of you. This muffler's like a scarf, Randy. Wrap it around your fucking neck.

Do you want to change seats, Randy? So you can be close to Julian? Sure. What? What? Come on. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, you said you wanted to be nice to him.

You keep the stink down there. What are you? It's over there. Julian, I showered. I think if we change seats, he could sit here, and you know, he could hold your hand or whatever. Just rub the back of your hand while you're working. He can hold your hand.

I'm not the one being nice to him. You said you wanted to date him. Do you guys see that? That's a great white. Did you see that killer whales now are attacking great white sharks? And they go and they know exactly where to get the liver. They go and they bite the liver right out of the shark

and they get it. See that, Bubs? There's no bones in the shark. It's all cartilage just like an erection. Fuck. I learned that.

I like... Yeah. You don't have cartilage in your wiener, Randy. Isn't that what it is? Or no, you have cartilage in your nose and ears, right? Oh, my God. What's in your wiener, Randy. Isn't that what it is? Or, no, you got cartilage in your nose and ears, right?

Oh, my God. What's in your wiener? Blood. All blood? Tubes. Tubes? Fucking muscles. Orcas, they're dangerous.

They're more dangerous than a friggin' shark. All right, did you hear about that, Bob? It's pretty amazing. I got footage of this fucking shark. Great white, right? Like, cruising. It was like 10 feet long or something. And then all of a sudden a fucking orca comes up.

Right in the side of him like he's eating a fucking banana sideways. And he takes a chunk of it? Takes it down. Take no. Liver gone. Fucking took off. Big bite. See you later.

Dead shark. Yeah. That's all they want, man. They want that liver. How are they figuring that out? Maybe the sharks are on the liquor and they can smell it. That's all they want, man. They want that liver. How are they figuring that out? Maybe the sharks are on the liquor and they can smell it. That's what I was thinking. I think the orcas are rubbing wieners.

They're probably rubbing their wieners together, getting testosterone, going after their great white. That's probably happening. They just don't show it. Because I don't know. I think the wienerers down there on the shark see you know what it's pretty bad

when this show turns out to be something like this well talking about sharks rubbing wieners together and stuff man they don't do that

no he's talking about orcas rubbing wieners well they don't do that as well man they're fighters they're more dangerous than a shark. I always thought sharks

were pretty vicious, but apparently... They are. I think a great white, you know... Great whites are fucking massive, man. They are, but I don't know...

No, I mean orcas. Orcas are bigger. Killer whales are bigger, man. They're whales. Do you remember the wrestling team, the killer whales? Yeah, man.

Where are they? No, the Killer Bees. I love bees. Bees are great. You like bees, do you? Bees are great, and so is honey. Honey's awesome. All right, you guys, this is a really fucked up story, man.

And it just keeps getting more and more fucked up as you keep reading. A man allegedly pays someone to cut off his legs for insurance fraud. What? His legs? His legs. Both of them. Where?

How high up? Right up to the, right below the nuts, man. Like, off. Like, above the knees. Anyway. How much insurance did he think he was getting? But he really fucked up. Like, in a massive way.

It just keeps getting worse and worse, okay? So there's a problem when they did the investigation. They went up to the, he said he lost his legs in this, it's a piece of fur machinery that's supposed to mulch them up, right, as they're going over the land. Anyway, so they went to the place where it happened. Just after it happened, they couldn't find the missing legs. Because he got his buddy to cut him off they chucked them so he went he was lying there going mom my fucking legs there was no legs so that was the problem number one problem number two

it was basically healed up the two stumps so like they're like, um, this just fucking happened, right? And then, you know, he had clothes on the head, like no blood or anything on him because he changed. See,

that is the dumbest fucking human on the planet right there, man. And he wasn't on drugs. Well, what he should have did, he should have threw the legs in the machine.

Exactly. With the pants still on. Throw some blood on, yeah. Well, he should have just got his in the machine. Exactly. Put the pants still on them. Throw some blood on you. Well, he should have just got his buddy to hack his legs off and put them right in the machine. Exactly. Then you got the fucking leg meat all over the field. Leg meat everywhere.

Exactly. But then how do you stop the bleeding? Well, you get her tied off with a couple belts and you get the insurance company there right away. See, that would be the smart thing to do. It sounds like you can almost die from this. Well, yeah, of course. He's not thinking about it.

Not to mention he's not going to walk again. He's getting his buddy to cut his fucking legs off. He can't walk again. Oh, number three. Buddy was a fucking cripple. You can't say that word anymore. I'm sorry. He didn't give a frig is what it is.

So he was... You're saying he was in a wheelchair. A paraplegic. Okay, this guy was a paraplegic and that was another problem. So how the fuck did he get away when they're in the field and what was he doing there

by this fucking machine? Oh, he was already in a wheelchair. Yes. Oh, that's why he took his legs off because they weren't working anyway. He didn't give a frig. Exactly. That's a good idea. He didn't give a freaking Exactly. That's a good idea.

He's fucked up, man. Yeah, I mean, that's a tough salary. You could say you were up cleaning it and you fell in. You know, you hoisted yourself up. You'd have to build

some kind of a hoist. Was he a farmer, though? Or was he just like... No, he wasn't a farmer, man. He was just an idiot. He just wanted to say... Oh, he should have started farming about a year before this. You think that would have been part of the...

He sounded like he was pretty anxious to get this going, man. Didn't think about it. Maybe he was a frigging, like, a heavy mechanic, like one of those big machine mechanics or something. He was nothing. He was dumb. He did nothing. He was trying to get money because he had nothing.

He's a combine mechanic. You know what? You know what the worst thing about taking edibles? When they hit and then you forget that, well, you don't even realize that this fucking guy is going to be around you. Ruining your buzzer. He's going to be nice for frig sakes. I'm trying, man, but now I'm buzzed and now I don't. Give him a kiss, Randy. Make up. Kiss and make up.

He doesn't want a kiss. Don't even. You take a kiss. No, I don't want a kiss. Look at him. You take a kiss. No, I don't want a kiss from him, man. On the cheek or the neck? No, on the cheek or the neck. Just a little one. Not a fucking chance, buddy.

I guess it spreads testosterone, Julian, if you kiss each other. A little bit of extra. I agree. You okay? Let's get some kisses going. No, no. I mean, if you already have muscles, it adds to them. I don't have any. Whatever, man. I agree. You would go cake. Let's get some kisses going on. No, no. I mean, if you already have muscles, it adds to them. I don't have anything. Whatever, man. You do. And look, that's good.

That's impressive. That's an impressive tricep. That's the only thing I got right now. Show me your tricep. I think Randy's is bigger. This is not bigger than mine. I think Randy's got a bigger tricep. He doesn't have that one back there. Yeah, he's got both.

What are we doing? Let's stop talking about this shit, boys. See, this is what I'm talking about. I got them comparing muscles. Fuck's sakes, man. I got Julian comparing his muscles to Randy's. That's embarrassing. You got to cut that part out.

No. No, that's going in the cat. Fuck's sakes, man. Right there, Julian and Randy comparing muscles. He's getting your testosterone flowing. Next thing you know, you'll be fucking smashing knobs together. Like, how do you? You don't smash them.

You just wash. What, you think they would fucking smash their gladiators away? Well, you don't want to hurt your wieners. They're going into battle. They're going to fucking die. So they're just going to do it all sensual, are they? What, do you think they're doing it to get hard? Is that what they're doing it for, or are they just doing it to...

I don't know. I'll ask Henry and see. Yeah, I get it. Hard or going in soft. Henry? I thought his name was Hank. No. Henry. Hank is a different guy. I got a good butt on, boys.

Drinking straight vodka. All right, there's another idiot. Woman pays thugs to ruin the bride's dress. It was her daughter-in-law to be. So they came up, threw paint all over it. That makes the news. The wedding dress? Why?

Because she thought she went to jail. Really? Was it a wedding dress? It was a wedding dress, man. That's cool. That's a shady mother-in-law right there. How are these? That's people like her that give mother-in-laws

a bad name. Wonder how these babies are selling. You know what? These things are selling pretty good, I think, Doves. Do people know that these are out? Look at that. Look at that. Ricky did a good job with those, uh, the drawings, I gotta say. Rick did all the artwork.

I think it stops people in their tracks and they look at it and they're like, what the fuck is that thing? They're like, who, what child made these potato chips? What kind of a fucking stone child did that? I can't believe you got your own potato chips. Yeah, but you know what? I think I fucked up the contract because they've been out for a while. I haven't heard from them. No money. There's no nothing, man.

So we're selling all kinds of them. We're selling a lot. Maybe we can get some free ones if we go down to the Giant Tiger. We might get some free ones. I don't know. I love that place. We should go to the Giant Tiger. I mean, that alone.

We're on the back. There's a picture of us, right? Why don't we go to the giant tiger. I mean, that alone, we're on the back. There's a picture of us, right? Why don't we go to the giant tiger? We're going to go and do that. We're going to go talk to them. They do. They got some good pants for like 15 bucks. You wear giant tiger pants?

Yeah, I wear them sometimes. Sometimes I've got my work pants. Do you have a giant tiger in your pants? No. Do you have a giant tiger in your pants? No. I wonder what would happen if a tiger and a shark fought. Depends on where they're at.

That's right. Water, shark would fucking destroy it. Tigers can swim really fast. Land, it would just be like an easy fucking... Shark could never beat a tiger on land. Tiger could get behind them. No, there's no way, man. What I don't freaking understand is I thought that the sharks had the radar up here. A shark could never beat a tiger on land. A tiger can't behind them. No, there's no way, man. What I don't freaking understand is I thought that the sharks had the radar up here.

So how can a whale come at them if they got the radar? Bing, bing. What radar? What the fuck are you talking about? They use radar. And don't bats have the same thing? Radar? No. It's fucking dolphins.

Dolphins have radar? It's not radar. It's not fucking radar, you idiot. It's fucking dolphins. Dolphins are raider? It's not fucking raider you idiot. It's called echolocation. Is that what it's called? Yes. You send out a sound and it bounces back and they can calculate. Bats can do it like 600 times.

Plus you know what, the killer whales are coming in from the side anyway. These guys are like, what the fuck, I gotta eat them. Right there, man. Done. They need a side, side scan sonar installed in their fucking, their dorsal fin. Man,

what are we talking about? I don't know, man. We gotta get off that. Because there's another, here's another example of someone stupid trying to get away and break the law.

Am I doing it right? This woman, right? Yeah. She's doing it right? This woman, right? Yeah. She's doing a Christmas tree throwing contest. So she's like, oh, right on.

I'm going to throw this Christmas tree. So they got her fucking rifle on this Christmas tree. I don't know if she won or not. But then the insurance

company sees it that she's trying to fucking get money from them. Yeah. 820 grand gone. People are fucked. Yeah. $820,000 gone. People are fucked. Yeah.

$820,000. You should start a business where you teach people how to do scams properly. I know, man. That would be a good business. I've been thinking about it, man. But then you've got to deal with, usually people that want to do shit like this are just dumb right out of the gate. And you don't want to have to deal with these fuckers.

But if they came to you with their basic idea. You're right. And some money to pay. I guess money. Scams Incorporated. I think you should be a personal trainer is what I think. Because then you could probably take up some of those new testosterone boosters. And you could probably take a big one with Julius.

You're just down into rub knobs with him, aren't you? Well, I just think other people would sign up. Randy, you talk about testosterone or anything for the rest of this podcast, I'm going to punch you in the face, okay? I'll tell you guys to turn this off first. You're going down. Julius, you're talking about business ideas. You're good with that.

But no, I don't want to. You showed me how to work out. I did not, man. What? I didn't show him how to work out. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. It was years ago we trained.

What? It's because he paid me. This was back years ago, man. Way back. Did you do any of that knob rubbing technique? No, man. This is new knowledge. It's just key.

So where... I'm not even getting into it. I don't even want to know. It was back in the school days. Bob said, this is not like talking two years ago or last week. He's really pushing the Spartan knob, Rob. I don't know. He's got some problems, man.

Spartan knob, Rob. Did you guys know today is retro video game day? No. Retro video game day today. I love the old games. I like Frogger and Dig Dug. That was my game.

Gorf. Gorf had Defender in it as one of the four levels. Defender was too hard. That's good for your brain. I like the Dig Dug when you just blow them up with air. The hose looked like a wiener. That's why he liked it so much.

Sneak up behind the old dragons and pew. It had good music. Yeah. Shook them with your air wing. And Pac-Man was a good game. He's hungry. He was one hungry Pac-Man. He just ate all those little nuts or whatever they were. Were they Reese's Pieces? See, everything comes back to nuts or hoses or wingers. Everything with him, man. Well, I do like Reese's Pieces, too. Pac-Man wasn't eating Reese's Pieces.

You're still back. They were ghosts. The little dots. Oh, the dots. No, those were called bleepers, weren't they? Bleeper dots or something? I don't know if the...

You know what? That's something worth looking up, man. They were just called dots, weren't they? I think they were just called dots. But if there's a special name for them... But now there's a candy called dots. They're like nerds, but they're bigger. I think.

Dots. All right. Boys, I don't even know what we're talking about. Oh, retro video games. Oh, yeah. What were the dots called in Pac-Man? That's what I'm doing, man. I did like the first sucker.

I smelled it. Okay. They're also known as... Bleeper dots. Okay, Pac-Dots. Pac-Dots. Wow, Bubz. Also known as video wafers, pellets, dots.

Pellets. Or cookies. All kinds of fucking names. Cookies? So which one? There's got to be... There's got to be one that's right, man. Cookies.

And what were the ghosts called? They all had names. Blinky, Twinky, Rinky, and Pinky. Moe. Blinky. Blinky was one. Red. Pinky.

Pinky. Inky. Who? Inky. Inky. Inky and Moe. Blinky. Blinky was one. Red. Pinky. Pinky. Inky. Who? Inky. Inky. Inky and Clyde. Clyde was orange. I wonder how Clyde got his name.

I've got a Pac-Man light in my shed. Really? There's only three ghosts in Pac-Man. You want to know why the Pac-Man? Okay, how many dots are in the maze? 200. That's a good fucking bit of trivia. 196, I think it was.

200. You're closer. 200. 244. Why wouldn't they just make it 250? Yeah. Well, they had to fit them. And guess how much each dot is worth.

Do you know that? 10 points. Bingo. I know my Pac? Ten points. Bingo. I know my Pac-Man. How much are the Energizers worth? That's what they're called. The power things. The power things are worth a hundred.

No. Fifty. No. Five hundred. Nope. Twenty. What are they worth? Zero.

They're worth you fucking being able to eat some fucked up ghosts, man. And what are the ghosts worth? It depends on what level you're on. It keeps going up. Eat one ghost, it's worth... But at level one, the first time you eat the ghosts, what are the four of them worth? They're all worth the same. No, they're not.

Yeah, they are, but... If you eat one, it's like 400, and the next one's 800. That's what I mean. The next one, the third, but it's all on one screen. Yeah. It's just multiples. But on level two, they're worth more the next time. No, that's what the pretzel's worth more.

Oh, man. So is the cherries. You know what? They also have, it's also a name, it's a name of a drug that we know. What is? Pac-Man. Is it? Yeah. It's what they call, actually, C or Molly, MDMA. Oh, I knew that. It's Pac name of a drug that we know. What is? Pac-Man. Is it? Yeah.

It's what they call Axiomali, MDMA. Oh, I knew that. Pac-Man. Pac-Man, I knew that. That's what the fucking ship was. They were putting the tablets out in the shape of Pac-Man. Okay. Saving themselves some money by getting that little slags out of it.

Ah. History. Ms. Pac-Man. Ms. Pac-Man was faster. Why did the ghosts hate Pac-Man? Because he was a cat. And he was eating all the friggin' Reese's Pieces. Yeah, that's what it is.

The ghosts, they chase him around because he's eating all the fuckin' dots. Yeah, see? Well, that's pretty basic, isn't it? That's pretty basic, man. What was Pac-Man's real name? Oh, God. Mister. No. Do you know? Why was Pac-Man's real name? Oh, God. Mister? No.

Do you know? Why was Pac-Man banned? Do you know Pac-Man's real name, his legal name? John Alexander Redman. Is that true? Yes. No. Yeah, it is.

No, it isn't, man. The one I had was. His real name was actually Puck, man. P-U-C-K-M-A-N. That was his nickname. That was his name. That's his actual birth name from the Japanese people that fucking created this little cunt. No, he was based on a real guy named John Alexander Redmond.

Lived in Wyoming, and he used to eat brown things in the woods. And he thought there was ghosts chasing him. So he was crazy. He would line up chestnuts and he'd go along eating them. And then he choked on one. I never heard. Ghost. I don't know. You lost me, man. I don't think that had anything to do with it. He would line up chestnuts and he'd go along eating them, and then he got one wedged, and he died.

And a ghost, they thought a ghost came and chased him around. You're so full of shit, man. Wow. That's what I heard. No. There's a glitch that happens in it in Pac-Man. It's called the 256 glitch. Whatever the fuck that is.

It's worth writing about, I guess. It's a glitch. Randy's the 256 glitch. Whatever the fuck that is. It's worth writing about, I guess. It's a glitch. Randy's got a glitch. I like those old games because you don't have to. They're just on the screen. You just do them. You don't have to read anything or do anything. Just do it.

God. What games are you talking about? Well, like the new games. They're big stories. Well, they're different types of games. They got to load them up and all this stuff. These ones, you just go press player one or two and you go. And you immediately.

You like that, do you? Yeah. Because you don't like to use your brain much, do you? Oh, I don't mind using my brain. I just don't find that I like it. You know what? Immediate. I didn't know this.

This is pretty fucking cool. The red ghost, okay? Which ghost chases Pac-Man? I thought they all did. Just one chases him. Why? The red one, Blinky. Blinky chases Pac-Man.

They all chase him. Pink Ghost, Pinky, and fucking Inky will attempt to ambush him by positioning themselves ahead of Pac-Man. The cunt Clyde, he behaves randomly to introduce a spoof of chaos. So fucking the orange guy is just like, ugh, like he's on

mushrooms or something. Or bath salts. He's fucked. Don't worry about orange guy. So you gotta eat the red guy first. So the red guy, you gotta, yeah, eat the red guy first. He's coming after you. He's coming after you. And he's gonna push you into the ambush. See, I bet you there's not many people that knew that out there. Because I used to play the shit out of this game.

I like the tabletop version where you could sit down and set your liquor drink on top. Yeah, that's a good one. We should get one of those in here. Maybe we could find one. You could easily fucking get one. They're not as common as they used to be. There's that old arcade. There's an arcade over in Halifax, man.

There's no arcade there anymore. Yes, there is. Yes, there is. There's a couple over there. And you know what? It's perfect because it's in a bar. So you wait till you get everybody drunk, and then you go back door. Yeah.

Do they have a tabletop back, man? They might. Who gives a fuck? I think they do. I think they do. I think they do. I'd like to get one. I'd like to maybe become the champ. That's hard.

That's hard. World champ. Well, and you know what? Here's another thing I didn't know. Pac-Man, there's no ending. There's not? You can't beat it. You just keep going and going and going

waka waka waka until you drop beat it i can only get past like two screens that's it well that's garbage it's hard oh that's what i meant to say just to see the new documentary on the netflix no the it's called The Greatest Night in Pop. What? I haven't seen it. Who is it? It's the making of the We Are the World video. Whoa.

That was heavy duty, man. That was a good fucking tune back in the day. Oh, you've got to see the documentary. It's unbelievable. Fucking Huey Lewis was there. He's just there talking. What was he saying? All kinds of stuff.

Huey Lewis. Lionel Richie organized the whole fucking thing. I heard that, man. And he hosted the American Music Awards that night, won six awards, and then got everybody to go to the studio. They stayed all night, recorded the song, and one night. Wow. Michael Jackson.

I bet you there's some people that were pretty fucking drunk there in that room. Well, the amount of fucking cocaine they must have given. Oh, man. Everybody must have been fucked up. They stayed. So is that what this is about, how fucked up they were when they did it? It was just about the whole thing, about how they made it. They stayed all night.

They were there until late in the morning, and they're all hanging out, and they're all nervous, getting each other to sign autographs and stuff. Wow. You know who was the most nervous in the room? Who? Take a guess. Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan.

The most nervous in the whole room. Because he was probably high as hell, man. Oh, he was. I want to talk to people. I do not want to talk to people. He was, but they had to clear out the room when he did his singing because he was too nervous. I don't know who he is. And he couldn't figure out how to sing it.

Like, they taught him the song, but he couldn't figure out how to do it. So fucking Stevie Wonder said, come here, Bob Dylan. And then Stevie Wonder sang it in the way Bob Dylan would sing it. He goes, this is how you would sing it, Bob Dylan. And he sings like Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan goes, yeah, I'll do it like that. I thought you sound like Bob Dylan. Why don't I try it like that?

Wow. And then they all did a giant rail. Yeah. And we're all banged up. Well, that's pretty, you know, good for a guy. You got to watch it. I'm telling you, it's one of the best things I've ever watched. Cindy Lauper. Oh, I know. you. It's one of the best things I've ever watched. Cyndi Lauper.

Oh, I know. She likes to have fun, right? I'm one of them, man. She did, yes. She stated that all of the girls like to have fun. It wasn't just her. Her song wasn't I Like to Have Fun. Randy.

Well, some people do. That's nice. And let me guess, the best way to have fun is to rub your knob on a Spartan. Get him fired up. I don't... well, I think it's just testosterone, Bob. Hey, hey. We're not gonna talk about this. We're done.

Spartans just wanna have fun. Lick my tiny bum. That's what they did. And nipples. Oh my god, that's what they did and nipples oh my god you know what and Jesus can we just end

just the gross the smell in the air must have been fucking horrible can we just end this fucking nightmare god damn it man let's go

it's a fucking nightmare go I'm not going anywhere man You know what I'm doing? Coach Video games Done Retro yeah

Can I play too? No not Yes let's have a retro video game Torn But you too are scared There's a new game I downloaded a new game Called Knob Robber

No Knob Smashers Alright Randy this is the deal Ten bucks for one hour of video game. Half hour. All right, I'll go get some change. Go get some fucking change. All right, tune in next week when Julian and Randy are smashing knobs together.

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