Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 43 - Brain Flush

Episode Date: March 21, 2022

The Boys had a messy St Patrick's Day but they're working through their green-tinged hangovers! They discuss why sleep is so awesome, why Corvairs can f**k off, and weird English sammiches. Also: F**k Siri, ask Dougie!

Don't touch my fucking drink, man. What? I was going to take an ice cube. You probably have germs on your fucking face. Just put one ice cube in my liquor drink. You want one? One cube is all I'm asking for. There. That's all I'm asking for. There. That's all I need.

Those are fire trucks. Okay, good. Jesus. Why, Ricky? Why did you get so... Never mind. What did you guys do? Nothing.

Wait now. It was a busy night. Is that just a fire truck? All right, I think we're good. Maybe an ambulance. Where's it pulling into? It's not in the park, is it? No, it's out by the fucking cell phone.

Keep going by, motherfuckers A lot of action Fuck Action Jackson Alright, we're good Alright, so what's going on? Is this it? We starting this fucking thing?

It's March the 18th And this is perk after dark Two or three more days Till fucking spring Thank God Finally God, this winter was long It was fucked

I hate winter more and more boys Every year I fucking hate it More and more Should've went to jail I know man Twenty dicks in there Next winter Jail

Well I hope they release The fucking majority of the dickheads That are in there now Yeah there's a lot of dicks There's a lot of fucking dickheads In there now. Yeah, there's a lot of dicks. There's a lot of fucking dickheads in jail these days. Yeah, normally there's a lot of really nice folks in there. No, there's usually some half-decent people you can hang out with, but the fucking people that are fucked these days, man.

Pill-popping fucks. There's a lot of pill-poppers. You don't want to trust those motherfuckers. Freddie's still in? Freddie's still there. Speaking of dicks. Okay, are we just going to sit around and talk about people in jail, or are we going to talk about some fun things, boys?

I guess that's up to you. You're running the show today. No, I'm not running the show today. How many fun things can you come up with? Eh, nothing. I've got nothing. You know what? It's okay that we're still fucked up from yesterday.

Fucking St. Paddy's Day, boys. It was a messy one. I, uh, I broke bits and pieces of my body yesterday, I think. Some organs are shutting down. I'm surprised we're still standing, actually. Oh, tell me about it. Yeah. Did you get your...

What happened to my leprechaun suit? You lit it on fire, Ricky. Don't remember that. Okay. You were barbecuing it, man. I barbecued my suit? You put all kinds of shit on it and said you were going to eat it. You wanted to eat a leprechaun and

I don't know what the fuck happened after that. You put some barbecue sauce and some fucking tomatoes on it. You lit it on fire when you were wearing it. I remember we made green burgers and they were not very good. You first lit the suit on fire when you were still wearing it.

Did I? Mm-hmm. How'd that go? Not very good. I have a burnt leg. Is that from that? Yes. It's from that. You almost got a burnt wiener is what you almost got.

That's very smart. No, it melted right to your skin. What the fuck? There's a fucking legendary Russian candy bar that's infused with cow blood. That's fucked. What's it called? Hamatogen. Hamatogen.

Oh, they have blood pudding and shit, don't they? Blood pudding sauce and shit. Yeah, blood pudding. But you know, when you sit down and eat blood pudding, you know what you're fucking eating. You get someone in here, eat this fucking bar. You finish it, you're like, you just ate fucking cow blood. I'd be pissed off. Here, eat this bar called Dracula's Dick.

Basically, that's what it is. No, that would be not blood. That would be something else. We're going to talk about load again today. Vampire load. Vampire load.

Doesn't show up in the mirror. How much would you charge to... No, I'm not going to get into that. I'm done.

Vampire load doesn't show up in the mirror. Doesn't give a reflection. Bob, that's fucked, man. All right, what do you got for us, Ricky? What's in your magic fucking... Cauldron.

Bag of tricks. I was too hungover. I didn't really do much. I found this fucking story about this lucky cunt. This man in New York, he won $10 million in the lottery. Yeah. For a second time in three years.

Very lucky individual. He's got some inside fucking scoop on him, man. Well, here's the question. After you win $10 million, why in the fuck are you still buying lottery tickets? Because he won another $10 million, did he? He did, but why didn't he eat it? Greedy cocksucker. Should have left that jackpot for somebody else.

That's a lot of money. $10 million twice in three years. That's unbelievable, actually. Same numbers? No. No. First time was a scratch ticket. A scratcher. $10 million. That's was a scratch ticket. A scratcher.

Ten million. That's a big scratch ticket, isn't it? I fucking guess it is. The most you can win around here is about a hundred bucks. About a hundred bucks, yeah. I wonder what the odds of... Free tickets. Ten million dollars twice would be.

Oh, man, it's off the fucking charts. Astrological. Yeah, there's no way, man. You know what? Sleep literally cleans your brain. It's a fact. Yeah, your brain flushes itself. How much sleep did we get last night, the last two days?

I've been telling you that for years. Your brain flushes itself out when you sleep. Can't you just buy a product that does the same thing? No, Ricky. Cerebral spinal fluid flushes through the brain, right? So we just got to buy that? To wash away harmful proteins and toxins that build up during the day. That's right.

So the amount of fucking toxins we put in our body yesterday was un-fucking-believable. And you didn't even flush them out. And we didn't. It's like taking a big shit in your brain and leaving the turd in the toilet. That's crazy. Well, can we buy a brain flush kit? No, man. You just got to fucking sleep, Ricky, which we got to do at some point.

And it's Friday. You could buy some carburetor cleaner and spray it up your nose. I could try it. I need some. Well, sleep's not fun, though. That's the problem with sleep. Sleeping sucks, man. It's not.

You don't have any fun. Sleeping's the greatest thing you can do. It's boring, unless you have a dream about good things. Sleeping's not... How can sleeping be boring? You don't know you're asleep. Yeah, but you wake up and go, fuck, what a waste of eight hours.

It is a waste of time. You could be making money. The amount of money you're losing when you're sleeping is fucking amazing. You wake up and say, what a waste of eight hours? Well, it's usually five hours. Ricky, and say, what a waste of eight hours? Well, usually five hours. Ricky, that's fucked. You need sleep, boys.

Do you, though? Well, yes. Sometimes drugs replace sleep quite effectively. No, because drugs don't make cerebrospinal fluid flush out your noggin. That's why we need an aftermarket product. Brain flush. Brain flush. You just get a couple of fucking nozzles right

up the fucking nose. It's like a big water bottle. You just fucking squeeze it. Brain flush. Well, if you got some of that fluid shit out of a deadie, packaged it. Yeah.

Dead person's cerebrospinal fluid. They don't need it. Well, how fast would you have to extract it from a fucking person that's dying? That's what we gotta know. I don't know the science. We want fresh. Maybe you can donate it like blood and regrow it. Just have to figure out how to make it flesh.

I think it's like a wine kind of thing. It's, you need, you know. No, it's not like wine because you want it to age. No, you don't want age. It's more like a carton of milk. It's got an expiry date. Probably. Do you remember those AMC Gremlin cars?

Yeah. Yes. They came out on April 1st, which is soon, 1970. Yeah. I remember when I was a little guy, the old man had one. What the fuck was with that fun fact? It was just so they could have this fucking commercial. Competitors will find there is nothing April Fool-like about this car.

Ah. Didn't last long, though, did it? The Gremlin? Yeah. It was a pretty cool-looking car. Yeah, it had the flat back on it. Were they the ones that you, if you nicked the back bunker, they blew up? No, that was the Pinto.

Oh, yeah, right. That was the Ford Pinto. You hit one of those in the rear end, those in a Corsair. You hit those in the rear end, boom. Corsairs flipped over, but the Pinto was exploding. No, the Corsairs had the gas tank in the back, didn't they? Pintos did. No, and so did the Corsair, man.

I don't know about that. The Corsairs were more prone to flipping over for like, you know, 10 miles an hour. You take a slight corner, she'd fucking roll. I didn't know that, man. The center of gravity was off. Hey, Dougie, does the Corsair have a gas tank in the back? Ricky, who are you talking to?

What the fuck are you talking to, man? Some people got Siri, I got Dougie. Dougie and his old Walmart watch. His old Walmart, yeah. That'd be awesome. Fuck, that'd be awesome. Ask him again, Ricky. See what he says. Hey, Dougie and his old Walmart watch. His old Walmart, yeah. That'd be awesome. Fuck, that'd be awesome. That'd be an answer. Ask him again, Ricky. See what he says.

Hey, Dougie. Yeah, bud? Does the Corsair have the gas tank in the back blowed up? No, buddy. Nope. She's not. She's more about rolling over. Just a pinto, bud. I gotta fucking look this up now.

While I'm looking it up, do you guys know what a lobster has its fucking bladder and its head? It's got a piss head. Yeah. Do you know that? I did not. I didn't know that, no. It's not a bad place. Lobsters don't really have heads, though.

They got eyes, but they don't have a head. Yeah, that's a good point. Lobster, where's the fucking head on a lobster? It's the melon right at the top, man. Where else do you fucking think the head is? It's not a head. It's more of a body with eyes. I don't fucking know.

I hate them anyway. Lobster's got legs, a tail, and a body. And claws. Yeah, no head. No head. Eyes on a trunk. So that's why it's on its head No head. Eyes on a trunk. So that's why it's on its head. If you had eyes right here instead of your nips.

Yeah. Right? Don't, man. You should get some eyes tattooed over your nipples. I can't find it. Where is it? It's down. My nipple's down.

It's not right there. You should get some owl or wolf eyes tattooed right over your nipples. Oh, man. Come on. Will you get wolf eyes tattooed over your nipples? I'll pay for it. Please, Julian. No. Maybe a lion or something or a tiger. Tiger eyes?

You know what I would have to do? Get a couple of big elephant eyes and then his nose goes down and then I got the big trunk. You know what? Big swinging trunk. I didn't know there was a Lincoln Corsair. Yeah, man. Haven't you seen fucking Matthew weirdo McConaughey doing those?

That's a Corsair? I'm trying to. Corvair, you're thinking of. It's a Corvair. You're trying to... Corvair, you're thinking of. Ah, it's a Corvair. You're thinking of the Corvair, my friend. And the Corsair used to be an awesome fucking fighter plane, right? Correct. There was a Corsair, yes.

The wings came down like that. Okay, the Corvair had fucking gas tank problems. We'll find out. We're going to find out right the fuck now. Yeah, buddy. The Corvair have a gas tank blower dropper problem, though? Not like the Pinto, buddy. No. Yeah, buddy. The Corvair have a gas tank blower dropper problem, though? Not like the Pinto, buddy. No.

Just the Pinto. It's the one car accident. The suspension made the car like he's a flip over. I told you. Holy fuck, man. No, it would flip for like barely took anything to flip the fucking thing over. The suspension was fucked and the center of gravity was off. So then people would be playing ball hockey to avoid a ball on the street.

Oh, Jesus. What? Yeah, like if you were coming at a road hockey game and you just swerved a little bit, you'd fucking go right over. End over end-y. Wow, man. But the Pinto had the gas tank problem. The way she was strapped on, any of thing the straps would break the tank would go

up and rupture and kablamo so you wouldn't want to take this car on a fucking racetrack or something you couldn't take a corvair around the racetrack okay they did have an upgrade man with swing axles okay and it's kind of a dumb design. Fuck, 95 to 110 horsepower? What a fucking... How much? 95 to 110. That's a jalopy. That's back in the day, though.

That's go-kart shit. Yeah, back in the day when they had, like, Camaros and shit. Yeah. Not everybody's got... Corvair's can fuck off. Terrible. It's called one of the worst cars ever designed, Julian. That and the Pinto.

The two of them are the two-top, I believe. Wow. Other than those three-wheeled cars they tried to put out for a while. Yeah, they're kind of fucked. Terrible, flippy things. Are they flippy, too? Three wheels, yes. kind of fucked. Terrible flippy things. Are they flippy too? Three wheels, yes. Flippy, flippy, flippy wiener.

Flippy, flippy, flippy, flippy wiener. All right, I'm getting the fuck off this page. Good call. I was reading about some different sandwiches over in the, I guess, the UK. Yeah. Is that UK? Yeah. Is that England? Yes. They got some different sandwiches that don't make a lot of sense.

Like what, Ricky? Well, there's the Christmas sandwich, which I actually am a big fan. It's fucking delicious. That's the one that has your turkey. Turkey. And cranberry. And everything. Gorgeous sandwich.

Never heard of this one. Banana sandwich. Without peanut butter? It's like a hot dog bun with a banana in it. That's fucking gross. And then you add your toppings. Terrible. Terrible idea. Is the banana cooked or is it just an old banana? There's no peanut butter?

Well, you can put on toppings if you like, but it's a banana in a fucking hot dog. But it's in a hot dog bun. Peanut butter banana sandwich. You know what? Just wait now. If it was in a fucking steamed brioche bun, like a ballpark steamed, and you had a fucking banana in there. Just put onto it.

Fresh banana, and you loaded her up with a few things. Chocolate sauce. And you were drunk. As fuck. Chocolate sauce. You were drunk and high. There you go. Chocolate sauce.

Sprinkles. Little marshmallow. Little peanut butter. Some fluff. Some Nutella. Mm-hmm. Yeah, see, it's coming together now. I'm starting to feel it.

It's up with the toppings. I was thinking you meant a sandwich, like, you know, banana with, like, prosciutto and fucking Parmesan on it or whatever. I used to make peanut butter and honey and banana. That was pretty decent. Remember when I started putting honey and hot sauce on pizza? Honey. Really?

Hot sauce. Honey? Oh, it makes it like a whole different experience. On pizza? Yes. Sounds fucking gross, man. No, pepperoni pizza with honey and hot sauce. It's the fucking sock one for.

I think I'd like to try it. I think I'd like to try me some of that cocaine. What kind of pizza did you do them on? On the, just pepperoni. Pepperoni pizza. Really? Extra cheese, honey, hot sauce. Lockout, baby.

It's like you're eating a whole different thing. Let's get a pizza order. Let's fucking get one tonight. Oh, and you know what the king of donair has now? What? Big Mac donairs. What the fuck is that? It's a donair, but it's got lettuce, onion, Big Mac sauce, and whatever else is on it.

Pickles. Pickles. I guess it's just fucking. It's a burger donair, is it? It's a Big Mac donair. So it's donair meat? Yes. But instead of donair sauce, Big Mac sauce.

Big Mac sauce, pickles, which are not normally on a donair. Pickles, onions, lettuce, cheese, and Big Mac sauce. I might have to try one, although fuck, it's going to be tough to do a donair. I'm just telling you, I have not seen the... Donair sauce is fucking good. Big Mac sauce, not bad. Maybe, but you've never had the... All right, you know what?

We're going to try one, maybe on the next fucking Perk After Dark. We'll get Big Mac Donairs. I've got to know. I'm also going to try this honey on the pepperoni pizza Yes Honey and hot sauce Do you mix them together first or individual drizzle? You do a drizzle of the honey And then you sporadically dot the hot sauce

Around where you think you're gonna take bites from You don't wanna overdo it I'll try it It's not slathered in it. It's just a artistic fucking... Yes. Alright. Next sandwich on the list

is a fish finger sandwich, which is just basically fish sticks between bread with some tartar sauce or ketchup. Yeah, that's a common... I'm not into fish sandwich. I would eat that. I've had a chicken finger sandwich. It's similar. Common sandwich in the UK, fish finger sandwich. This one's a weird one. A pie sandwich.

All right. Well. What kind of pie? Well, it's basically like a meat pie just between two slices of bread. Oh, fuck yeah. Throw that on. I guess it's just to absorb the gravy. Or why would you put bread around a pie?

A pie already has its encloses and crust. Just to get. Just to make you feel like you're eating a sandwich. That's right. Easier to eat it with your hands, I guess, or I don't know.

Depends on what kind of bread you're talking to. This one, the chip buddy. B-U-T-T-Y. It's basically just French fries between two pieces of bread.

Terrible. Some butter. Terrible. It's good. Don't knock it, man. Just French fries. Terrible. It's good. Don't knock it, man. Just French fries? Terrible. It's good, man.

You throw some gravy. People that put French fries on hamburgers don't have any taste buds. I fucking do it. It's the worst tasting fucking. It's not, man. It just makes shit dry. Oh, fuck. It makes a great tasting burger bland and shitty.

No. You throw some cheese on it, some fucking ketchup. I've done it. No. You don't have taste buds then, man. French fries on a hamburger is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Do you know the Jaguars and big cats like catnip as well? Yes.

What about big kitties? They're just big kitties. I've been telling you that for 20 years. What about onion rings on burgers? That's pretty good. It depends. That's different anyway. French fries and onion rings, two very different things.

Crispy straw onions. What about both? No, because the French fries ruin it. No, man. No. They also have a crisp buddy, which is just potato chips between bread. Had it. It's good. We've done that.

We've done that in jail, man, a lot. We've done that high here, Ricky. We've done that many times. Was it good? You loved it. Fuck, man, it's delicious. How many times have you taken hot dog buns and crushed fucking chips into them and loaded it up with ketchup and cheese? See, now it's sounding better when you describe it like that.

You've done it, Ricky. Zesty Mordents on hot dog buns. that. You've done it, Ricky. Keep it up, man. It's fucking delicious. Zesty Mordant's on hot dog buns. Okay. You've had Zesty Mordant on hot dog buns more times. All right. I'm not going to knock that one. This next one, the ketchup sandwich.

Yep. It's just two pieces of bread with ketchup. Terrible. That's another prison fucking delicacy. Terrible. Yeah, I don't think I'd like it. You don't like it? I like it, man.

French fries and burgers and hot dogs and shit. Ketchup sandwich? Just ketchup bread? No. Ketchup's there to enhance flavors, not to be a flavor on its own. And this is probably the most fucked up one of the bunch. The toast sandwich. Just a piece of toast between two pieces of bread. That's fucked. What the fuck? Toast Sandwich. Just a piece of toast between two pieces of bread.

That's fucked. What the fuck? Toast Sandwich. What flavor would that have? Nothing. Just bread. It has a bit of a crunch to it. It's dumb. I mean, I might have to try it, but it's kind of fucked. Ricky, you should start ordering toast sandwiches everywhere we go.

Tim Hortons. How you doing, bud? Give me a toast sandwich, please. Did you know that the Cookie Monster back in 2004 revealed that before he started eating cookies, his name was Sid? Yes. No, you didn't. I didn't know that. I did. Cookie Monster's name is Sid.

It's Sid. Yeah. See, that's, you know, you I didn't know that. I did. Cookie Monster's name is Sid. It's Sid. Yeah. See, that's shit. You know, you get on Jeopardy. Is it Sidney and just Sid for short? Just Sid, man. Just Sid. Like Sid Nitz.

Sid the Kid. I think it's an acid reference. Oh, fuck. Isn't that nice, man? What? A Canadian police officer named Ward Clapton created a program that gives positive tickets to people who do good deeds. Fuck you, Mr. Wardy. What does he do?

I don't want a cop coming up and saying, here, you were fucking nice. Here's a ticket for being so fucking nice. What's the ticket give you? A smile. Oh, I mean, if it was a ticket for, you know, a fucking free donut or something down at Horton's. No, man, it's just here you go. I pulled you over wasting your fucking time to give you a positive ticket.

He's probably hoping for a little, you know. A little what? A little. You think he's giving positive tickets to get jacked off? Maybe. He's a bad lieutenant? He might. Come on, Bob.

It's no, man. Maybe. I don't know. You know, I gave you a positive ticket. You imagine being mad. Okay, say Ricky's doing something nice. The cop wants to pull him over, but Ricky says, fuck you, and takes off. So there's a high-speed chase going on because fucking Ward wants to give out a happy ticket that's a good like fuck off Ward give it up man he's a nice fella I

don't know man I don't want to get pulled over by anybody well you've probably never been pulled over for a nice reason never yeah it's cuz you have a black soul so did your mama that's why we got along, buddy. Yeah, I'm on the fence on that one. If I get pulled over, I'd be ready to go on the offense. Exactly. You tell him to fuck off. Why'd you pull me over?

Well, first I'd say, what the fuck is the problem? Exactly. I'm giving you a happy ticket. He's like, well, I just like your driving, son. What would you do to him? I wanted to tell you about it. So then what would you say? I don't know.

I don't think I'd be real happy about it. You give him the double whammy, you flick your cigarette at him, you tell him to fuck off. You fucking idiot. I'm on my way to do something. I know I can drive good. I don't need to be fucking pulled over and cold about it. Yeah, you're right. See?

It makes me angry for some reason. Don't tell me I'm fucking a positive. See, I would be more than happy to get pulled over on my go-kart. Because you were hoping that he'd be a little action. No, I would say, Ward, do you want to go down and get a cup of coffee? I want to go down, Ward. See? Ward, do you want to go get a cup of coffee on you?

You've got to fucking think before you say shit. Let's get some sandwiches and donuts and coffees on you, Ward. See? Ward, do you want to go get a cup of coffee on you? You've got to fucking think before you say shit. Let's get some sandwiches and donuts and coffees on you, Ward. Did you put them on his body? No, Ricky. I don't even know what Ward looks like. Does that matter? If he was like a handsome looking cop like the calendar kind of cop, he'd say...

Calendar cop? Yeah, you know what I mean? No, what's... Tell me all about this calendar cop. I like the way you're reversing this on me because you want to get jacked off by a hot looking cop. Tell me about this calendar cop fetish you have. It's a fetish. I love, I love, I love, I love my calendar

cops. Yeah, my little calendar cops. Wow, there's a lot of people got born on March the 18th. I can't fucking wait to find out who, man. Rudolph Diesel. He's been with the Diesel. Vin Diesel's father. No, he started the Diesel engine, man.

Yeah, he did, actually. Then he died. Then he got fucking killed. By what? By the oil people, probably. Oh diesel engine, man. Yeah, he did, actually. Then he died. He got fucking killed. By what? By the oil people, probably. Oh, yeah, probably. Yeah. Same as the hemp guy and the kerosene guy.

So he disappeared. And same with the water fucking fueled car. He died. Fuck. You can't come up with anything good anymore than getting killed over it. Okay, what else? What else we got going? Ben Cohen. Okay. He was the What else we got going? Ben Cohen.

Okay. He was the American co-founder of Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream. You've rubbed lots of that over your fucking hot nipples. F.I.? I don't even remember eating that stuff. He couldn't get it here for years, and now it's here, and it's fucking too expensive. 20 bucks a fucking carton.

Clooney McPherson. Clooney. Yeah. That's, um, invented the gas mask. He did. You're good, man. He's from St. John's. Jesus, how do you guys know so much about Clooney?

Clooney. It's our Canadian Clooney. It's our George Clooney, but he's not good looking. He's a gas man. Gas mask. Drinks lots of Screech. Wilson Pickett. Oh, I thought he was from New Brunswick.

Oh, is he? No, he's from Newfoundland. Oh, he's from Newfoundland. Yeah. Wilson Pickett was an R&B singer. Okay. In the Midnight Hour, Funky Broadway. That's a good tune.

Wilson Pickett, yeah. In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more. That's Billy Idol, man. Oh, different in the midnight hour. Way different tune, man. I'm just teasing you. Wilson Pickett's one of the best fucking soul singers in the history. Irene Cara.

What the fuck's that? Flashdance. Yeah, she wrote Fame. Wasn't she in Flashdance, too? I don't know if she was in it, but she wrote the fucking song for it, Fame. Remember you wanted to go to that school, Fame, watching that show? I did? No, he did.

I was going to say, I don't remember. I wanted to go to the Fame school. Man, it would have been awesome seeing you dancing around and stuff. Oh, I could do that stuff out in the rain with the legs going. Oh, she wrote What I Feel. Yeah, that's Flashdance. That was from Flashdance. She was big, Irene Cara.

She was hot. Oh, she was in Fame. Yeah. Yeah. Vanessa Williams. Mm-hmm. She's pretty big. Vanessa Williams, the hot Vanessa Williams?

Is there more than one? I'm getting them mixed up. Was it the one that was in Playboy? Yeah. Hot. All right. Keep going. Michael Rapaport?

Michael Rapaport. He's had some troubles these days. Has he? No, he isn't. I was thinking another guy again. I like Michael Rapaport. These are funny. These are hardcore, man. I like them. He's had some troubles these days. Has he? No, he isn't. I was thinking of another guy again. Michael Rapaport, he's a funny dude. He's hardcore, man. I like him.

He's funny. I was thinking of Michael Madsen. Oh, Michael Madsen. Yeah, he's not doing great these days. They were probably in movies together, though. Fucking right they were. Queen Latifah. Yeah.

Queen Latifah. She's the queen, man. Would you... Fuck yeah. Keep going. What? Dane Cook. Would you?

Would you? Dane Cook? Yeah, he would. Dane Cook's one of those guys that you just, you know. You don't know about Dane Cook. He's doing all right. Adam Levine. He's doing great, but I don't know. Dan Cook. He's doing all right. Adam Levine. He's doing great, but I don't know.

Adam Levine. He's got the moves like Jagger. Oh, that dude. That is... I remember we were watching the Super Bowl. He ripped his shirt off and he was like, holy fuck, I didn't fucking say that, man. Jesus fucking...

Stop it, man. You were like, holy fucking... I did not say that. You did a backflip in the living room. No, I mean, it was just you being nice and saying, fuck, Stop it, man. You were like, holy fuck, and you did a backflip in the living room. No, I mean, it was just you being nice and, fuck, I had no ideas and that kind of shit. No, it was like nice tattoos or something, man. It was like, holy fuck, looked at the six-pack on him. Six-pack? You know what I mean.

Nobody even mentions a six-pack. Oh, fuck. Guy Garbineau. Guy Gar Garbo no key carbon hockey player fucking rate Stanley Cup what a theme gee got my no for the and Canadians and for the stars the model Rick Martel Martel he was a good wrestler that Rick Martel I didn't like Rick was he Canadian that he Canadian, that dude? I think he was from Quebec. Yeah, he played. Born in Quebec.

Was he? He was in the Grand Prix wrestling at one point. Rick Martel. Not much of a wrestling dude, but I do know that. Rick Martel wasn't in Grand Prix wrestling, was he? He was, man. I don't think so. He might have been under a different name.

He wasn't the model. Like Leap and Lanny Poffo. Leapin' Lanny was in the Grand Prix. Oh, yeah, maybe that's who. Rick Martel. Rick Martel was never in Grand Prix. I don't believe that. He might have been, though.

He's from the Prairie. Who is? Rick Martel. Rick Martel. No, he's not. Okay, that's a different one. I don't fucking know wrestlers, boys. I have no idea.

Ask the machine if Rick Martel was in Grand Prix Wrestling. I just did. Ask it later. We got to go. Yeah. I don't know. He was. I don't know.

He was. Under what name? No, he wasn't. No, I know. He might be. I'm just too much reading here, man. Rick Martell. On that note, I don't give a fuck if he was or not.

I wonder if there's any bars in the city that are having St. Patty's Day again tonight. Yes, there is, actually. Of course there is, Ricky. Then we're doing it. I don't have the costume anymore. I guess it got burnt, but. You melted her on the barrel. Maybe I'll dress up as a rainbow tonight.

How do you do that? And you can be my little pot of gold at the bottom. Him? I'm not being your fucking pot of gold, man. That sounds really fucked. You're a big pot of gold. I'm just going to cover you in gold paint. What would you be worth?

Why are you grabbing me these days, man? You'd be worth a lot. Big pot of gold. All right, let's go get drunk. I'm not going to be part of the pot of gold. St. Paddy's Day?

St. Paddy's Day. Keep it in the car. Number two is happening right now. Let's keep her going until next week, boys. I will do that. Why not?

I'm getting a second wind here. So next week, we're having fucking big mac and donairs and honey, hot sauce, pepperoni pizza. Yes. Let's do it. Goodbye, everyone.