Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 43 - Official Julian SuperFlex Mega Contest 2024
Episode Date: March 18, 2024Where's Ricky been? Getting learnt with his new history teacher... guess who! And piano man Bubbles launches a decent new contest - we wanna hear YOUR Julian SuperFlex remixes!...
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Something sounds off, man. That finger. Whatever you're doing there.
Just saying. Sounded a bit off.
I'm aware. I'm just working out parts.
The higher frequencies sound like they need more sibilance.
Definitely.
That's what I was going to say, man.
Okay, listen.
No, man.
No.
You got something up there?
One of these block buds you're hitting?
Sounds off.
Let's do...
Why don't you do something cool like the fucking...
Chop six?
No, the fucking, that tune by the rapper there.
Bitty.
What?
In the club.
That's easy to do.
Oh, okay.
Show me how you play in the club by 50 cents.
I don't know how to do it.
I saw it on social media.
It looks real fucking easy, though, man.
Okay, I'll look it up.
Sure I can handle it. It's just like three things over there It looks real fucking easy though, man. Okay, I'll look it up. Sure I can handle it.
It's just like three things over there
and then there's something over there.
Oh, simple, Julian.
Even though, oh my.
Do I gotta fucking look it up for you, man?
It's easy.
You're musically gifted, man.
No.
No, no, no, no.
This is not your genre.
Okay?
Find me in the club.
Pocket full of burps.
Body full of burps.
Well, I got a fucking...
Brubs, man.
It sounds horrible.
Not good.
How are you guys doing, anyway?
Hey, what's up?
You know what?
I've timed out these edibles.
This juice...
Juice and vodka smells weird.
Oh, fuck.
Don't lick the fucking rim.
Try not to touch your lips on it too much.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Drop it in.
Why would you even bring that up?
Because I'm fucked up, man.
What the fuck did you do to my mug?
I didn't do anything.
Get a different mug, Ricky.
He didn't do anything.
I'd get a different mug, man.
Seriously.
I don't even know if that's...
What's it taste like?
It just has a really fucking weird...
Does it...
Does it taste like...
All right, I'm gonna get it out there.
Does it taste like ass?
Julian.
What?
Does it taste like ass?
That's more than...
Portico suckers.
Here, man.
I don't know, you might wanna dump that alcohol out.
I'm not one that likes to waste it, but...
Yeah, I'm stuffing this fucking glass.
What the fuck happened to my glass?
We try...
Okay.
Number one.
Nothing to do with me.
Number one, you don't fucking take off and miss this
without telling us beforehand
and get Randy to come in and fill in for you
because that's not cool.
I had no choice.
I had to sit in the chair
because you want to sit
in your fucking chair.
Good.
And that thing,
he actually sat
in that one, bubs.
Might want to give that
a good shot
of fantastic or something.
He sat there, dummy.
Oh, fuck.
Might want to hit it
with a pressure washer.
And after you left, he was...
I came in and he was sitting nude.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah.
Oh, that's going to do a lot.
That's quite a technique.
That's for the hair.
And you just throw it in my fucking sink.
Nice.
The hair's already on your pants.
That's where the hair is.
It's probably already fucking...
As I was saying, I've got these gummies, right?
I kind of picked up a few packs of them.
I know exactly when to take them so that when I do this, I'm fucked up.
It doesn't, like, kick in.
I'm fucked.
I sit down.
I'm fucked.
So are you fucked or not?
Yes, I'm fucked.
Good.
I'm going to show you, man.
I'm going to teach you how to take gummies properly.
Speaking of Randy,
humpback whales were photographed having sex the first time.
Yeah, I heard that.
And they were both male.
Oh, yeah, I didn't hear that.
It's a bit unusual.
Well, he was banging the hell out of them.
Was it a picture of Randy?
No, Randy kind of looks like a humpback whale.
Where were you, by the way?
When?
Randy said you were getting a muffler.
A muffler?
Yeah, which we said there's no fucking way.
There's no way you're stealing a muffler in broad daylight.
Well, you would, but...
You could, but no, I was not getting a fucking muffler.
I don't really want to talk about where I was, actually.
Why?
It's embarrassing.
What do you mean it's embarrassing?
Come on.
It can't be more embarrassing than drinking out of that mug.
Exactly.
That ass mug.
That slips.
He didn't put it this near his ass.
Oh, well, his fingers are always around his ass,
and his fingers are all over the mouth.
Oh, that's what...
Yeah, that's what...
It's a fucking handle.
Yeah, no...
Jesus Christ.
Where's that fucking duct tape?
He's always ruching around down there, Ricky.
Here, man.
Ugh.
I'm gonna have to go have a shower after this.
Anyway, I had to fucking deal with some community service shit.
You've got to go back to the fucking jail.
What community service?
You never told me that.
I can't believe you actually did community service.
You may or may not have to take some classes.
What classes?
Classes.
It's actually not that bad. One of the classes is a history class.
You're taking a history class right now.
I'm learning quite a lot about history because these sort of makes us reenact some of the stuff.
Wow.
All right, so what did you learn in history class?
So far, just about the War of 1812, which was kind of cool.
I didn't know much about that whole thing.
History's fascinating, man. Yeah, man. And then we're going to learn about the War of 1812, which was kind of cool. I didn't know much about that whole thing.
History's fascinating, man.
Yeah, man.
And then we're going to learn about the Spartans, I guess.
Okay.
Wait, what's the teacher's name?
Do you know?
Professor.
Oh, fuck.
What's his first name?
I think it starts with an H.
Because I remember it was like H for his name, H for history.
Henry or Harold?
Yeah, one of those.
Henry?
And he's teaching you about the Spartans.
Well, next week.
Oh.
Ricky, I don't know if you're going to go to that class next week.
I don't know if you're going to mentally be able to fucking go through it, man.
It might change you.
What was he making you reenact from the war 1812?
Just different battle scenes and positions of some of the leaders.
Positions?
Like what kind of positions?
This is a new one.
Well, they used to have to, the leaders would like to, you know,
make sure that the other soldiers knew that they were in fucking control.
Okay.
So it's a little bit of, you know, dominating type stuff.
Aggression.
Dominating.
And next week is Spartans.
Yeah, and he said if we're not comfortable with nudity,
to not come.
And what did you say?
I have to go or I'll probably have to go back to jail.
All right.
Okay, let's see how this plays out.
This is going to be...
Do you guys fucking know something I don't know?
Do you have this teacher before?
No.
No, I don't know anything about anything.
Okay, you're freaking me the fuck out.
I can't wait for you to, you know, talk about the Spurs
because we, you know, you know who the Spurs are, right?
No. You know that movie, The 300? No. 300, the movie out. I can't wait for you to, you know, talk about the Spartans, because we, you know, you know who the Spartans are, right? No.
You know that movie, The 300?
No.
300, the movie 300.
The Romans, Ricky.
The Romans.
The fucking gladiators and shit.
I know what a gladiator is.
Well, yeah, that movie, 300's the name of it.
We watched it.
You said it was one of your favorites.
Gerard Butler fucking wrecking shop.
You know.
The Irish dude. Gerard Butler's wrecking shop. You know. The Irish dude.
Gerard Butler's wrecking shop in Gladiator?
No.
300.
I don't think I saw that.
I saw 200, but I don't think I saw 300.
No, it was 300.
You just were fucking up the numbers.
You did see it.
You and I watched it.
I don't remember Gerard Butler.
Well, he looks different.
He looked way different, man.
He's the guy in Green Card, right?
I don't know who that is.
I have no idea.
He's been in lots of movies, but back in 300, he was like cut up.
Like he was fucked, you know.
Okay.
Big man.
Spartans.
I'm out of that, baby.
Well, the Spartans were pretty heavy, dude.
Well, I don't know what to say about the Spartans now.
Kind of like. They were tough, weren't they?
They were very tough. A lot of testosterone.
They had, yes, they had
a lot of testosterone. They did have a lot of, all
kinds of juices
and things.
You could say that they knew their shit
about testosterone.
They did. They knew how to milk it.
They knew how to get every bit
fucking flowing in
them.
Can't wait for you
to tell us about it,
Yeah, man, I'm
interested.
I'm gonna have,
I'll have some
fucking details.
You know what?
You should take,
Maybe we can all
reenact it when I
get home.
Or even a video
camera.
Probably not.
Just try to
fucking film it if
you can, alright?
Okay, I'll try.
I could get
some money out of
this. You know what I'm right? Okay. I'll try. I'll get some money out of this.
You know what I'm saying?
A little bit of footage.
All right, this is the odd part about the two male whales.
One of them appeared like he was injured.
Because he was getting blasted by a fucking huge whale.
So then the big healthy male kind of just sort of took advantage of him, it sounds like.
Kind of held him in place
as big flippers
and penetrated him.
Whoa.
Jesus.
See, whales are smart
fucking creatures, man.
I wonder how he felt
about that.
I know.
Imagine being a whale
and you're like,
oh, look at that
poor helpless little guy.
I'm going to go
and have some fun.
But you know
what's gonna happen
the motherfucker that banged
the guy that was helpless
you're gonna find him washed up on the fucking beach
well remember that big walrus pinned down
that little penguin
oh well guess what this has happened with walruses
it says before walruses
amazon river dolphins and grey seals
you've seen that walrus
no man
I think snoop dog posted it walrus. No, man. I think Snoop Dogg posted it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Walrus just pounding on a penguin.
Poor penguin, man.
Had him pinned.
Yeah.
What are we talking about this for?
I don't know, man.
We got to move on, though.
Yeah, it was just a weird thing to read on the news.
Humpback whales photographed having sex for the first time,
and both were males.
So I had to read more.
They have no footage of humpback whales doing it?
Nope.
They have no fucking photographs of them giving birth, either.
That seems odd, doesn't it?
So if we want to live in the ocean for a while
and try to capture that,
it could be some wealthy people.
So they must be following these fucking whales around still, right?
You got to.
There's got to be a follow-up story.
Do they fall in love?
Do they keep back?
It didn't seem like they were in love.
It didn't seem like they were in love.
The unhealthy whale didn't seem like he was having a very good time.
That's why he came to the boat.
They think he came to the boat to try to get help.
Because he knew he was going to get fucking blasted.
That's why.
Yup, and he sure did.
Because the other guys probably say,
hey, you better fucking get some energy going
because I'm going to get you.
But I wonder if they were spartan whales.
What?
They might have been spartan whales.
They could have been were Spartan whales. They're gonna swim away. What? They might have been Spartan whales. They could have been Spartan whales.
Smashing whale knobs together.
Holy fuck, our chips are good, boys, when you're stoned.
I know that.
You know what?
Get them the fuck away from me.
You gotta get these away from me.
I wanna eat these later.
That might be the best ketchup chip I've ever had.
It's pretty fucking good.
I like these wavy planes. It's got just the right amount of It's pretty fucking good. I like these wavy planes.
It's got just the right amount of ketchup dust on it.
I'm trying these wavy planes, motherfuckers.
All the wavy planes are unbelievable.
Oh, yeah.
This would be a fucked up thing to happen.
Imagine this.
You walk into a convenience store.
The clerk says, hey, congratulations.
You know, what the fuck are you talking about, fuckface?
Well, you probably wouldn't say that.
Okay.
He's like, you won 50 grand.
You're like, no idea what you're talking about, bud.
He says, well, it's you.
I have you on video.
So it shows in video from two months before.
And sure enough, they fucking bought the winning lottery ticket
for $50,000
in the Powerball
which isn't a lot of money
but it's 50 grand.
It's 50 grand man.
They had no idea
where the fucking ticket was.
So the woman
was losing her shit
tore the house apart
tore all her clothes apart.
Anyway she worked
for this company
and somebody was
coming in from
a different plant
and needed one
of the company cars
and the company car hadn't been used in months.
Yeah.
She gets in the company car to bring it around the front.
Fucking lottery tickets right into the hatch.
Shit, man.
So I had a happy ending.
Happy ending, man.
But imagine if you won 50 grand.
It's on video.
And you have no clue where the fucking ticket would be.
That would be fucked.
Not as fucked as this next one.
Okay. I can't wait. Did you guys talk about any of this stuff yet? No. No as fucked as this next one. Okay, I can't wait.
Did you guys talk about any of this stuff yet?
No.
No, you're good, man.
Talk about the rock star singer that got fired?
You did?
No.
No, we...
Boy, I was going to help you talk about that.
That is a fucked up story, man.
What a cocksucker.
What happened?
What he did to his bandmates.
His bass player.
He was fucking obsessed with the guy's girlfriend.
His name was Sticks.
Yeah, that's right.
Sticks.
Sticks.
The drummer's name was Sticks, I assume.
No, no, no.
The bass player.
Spelled the same way as Sticks as in the band Sticks.
S-T-Y-X-X or whatever the fuck it is.
Anyway, he was obsessed with Buddy's fiance.
And he wanted to...
He wanted to bang her.
He wanted them to break up so he could bang her.
So he started dosing Buddy with estrogen.
In his pre-workouts mix.
What?
For months and months,
the poor motherfucker was swallowing his shit.
He was changing.
Into a lady.
Basically. Started growing breasts. Yeah. He was changing. Into a lady. Basically.
Starting to grow on breasts.
Yeah.
Voice was changing.
Mentally, he was completely fucking different.
Yeah.
Weight loss, stomach ulcers.
He was fucked up.
Jesus, Murphy.
So guess how this went down?
The bass guy got all fucking wasted one night
and couldn't take it anymore.
So he started texting Buddy, the lead singer, saying,
dude, I've been giving you fucking estrogen, man, pre-workout.
Oh, he confessed?
Oh, he did.
Oh, I didn't get that part.
Oh, okay.
Maybe I'm making that up.
I'm trying to make a happy ending here.
No, but yeah.
You obviously found out somehow.
Yeah.
And then what happened?
Well, they fired the singer, but it doesn't seem like enough punishment.
I don't think he went to jail or anything, man.
No.
He obviously didn't get the chick in the end.
Yeah.
He fucked up.
Is that the whole story?
He was.
No, he actually did.
He was texting.
Drunk texting. Caught him fucked up. So he felt so bad he actually did. He was texting. Drunk texting.
Caught him fucked up.
So he felt so bad he finally confessed.
Yeah.
Wow, that's fucked.
Been fucking me up, dude.
I'm sorry you have boobs now.
I gave them to you.
So what happens here?
You stop taking it, and then what?
What's going on with you?
Do the boobs go away?
I would think so.
They're not permanent.
Are they?
I don't know, man.
No, because once the estrogen goes away,
he normally has testosterone like Spartans.
So hopefully that starts coming back.
Well, it would.
Well, it would, yeah.
That's a fucking weird thing to do to somebody.
That's a fucked up thing to do, man.
It's a weird one.
We should fucking...
I don't know.
I might want to put
a hit like that on somebody.
Did you guys talk
about the poor
Argentina man
that went to the hospital
for gallbladder surgery?
No.
What happened to him?
He walked out
with a vasectomy.
Jesus Christ.
I would be...
I would make
that place up, man.
The surgery was scheduled
for Tuesday
and the doctor had to postpone it to Wednesday.
And Wednesday is vasectomy day,
so nobody looked at his chart
or nobody asked him any questions.
Vasectomy day.
It's like a fucking lunch special.
Wheeled him in and he came out
with fucking stitches in his bag.
What is it, like a two-for-one vasectomy
on Wednesdays or something?
Or 50% off?
Two-for-one?
Who's got two bags?
Well, you and your buddy.
Oh.
He's your twin or something.
Yeah, so Tuesday must be going well.
But they could reverse that.
It's not like they took his leg off.
Who wants to fuck who?
Yeah, you'd have to...
No, no, you'd be pissed off,
but I'm just saying it's not like they took his leg off.
Yeah, we had that story one time
where they cut the wrong leg off.
Yeah.
Yeah. See, that's a... You missed the one last week. Buddy had... He got his buddy to cut his legs off. Yeah, we had that story one time where they cut the wrong leg off. Yeah. Yeah.
You missed the one last week. Buddy had
got his buddy to cut his legs off
and threw him by this fucking piece of
farm equipment.
Like an insurance scam? Yeah.
But when they came to investigate it,
the legs weren't there.
And his stumps were already
fucking basically healed.
You said it just happened. Dumb. Really?
Where's the legs at?
And how come you're healed up?
Where'd the legs go?
They fired them in the garbage.
They sent them to the lake or somewhere, man.
Fucking dumb, man.
That was a very bad execution of the plan.
Very shitty plan, man.
Yeah, it's pretty fucked up.
Terrible plan.
Here's another terrible plan.
I forget where this fucking was now, but it's one of those countries.
Poland, I think, maybe.
All right.
Fucking dude stole a horse.
He tried to hide it in his third floor apartment.
Get the fuck out.
No, you can't do that.
He was having trouble getting up the stairs.
Jeez, horses can't really take stairs He was having trouble getting up the stairs. Jeez. Horses can't really take stairs that well.
So the neighbors were complaining.
They called the cops.
The cops thought it was a joke.
They showed up.
Sure enough, but he was still cheating.
He got it up the first two floors of flights and couldn't get it up the third.
No, horses don't like stairs.
Yeah, plus they make a lot of noise.
They shit a lot.
They don't shit a lot, but when they do, it's a lot.
I thought it was cows didn't like stairs.
None of those animals do, Ricky, because they're not,
they don't have stairs.
They don't deal with stairs.
Your mother hated stairs, too.
That's one thing about her I can remember.
Who?
Your mom.
She hated stairs.
She loved stairs.
She did not love stairs.
What did she hate about them?
She hated them.
She hated them.
Hated banging on them?
You mean?
Well, I remember one time we got to the flight of stairs,
because the escalator was out at Mic Mac Ball.
Yeah.
I had to fucking piggyback her up the fucking stairs, man.
Jesus.
That's quite a workout.
Fifteen or something.
I don't remember that.
Yeah, you were, I was, never mind.
You were what?
I was, never mind, man.
I will tell you someday.
There's something going on there.
Your mama's hot back in the day, let me tell you.
I did not mind taking her up the stairs on my back.
Want me to get into more details?
I don't know why.
Yes, I do.
Jeez.
I don't remember this.
I think she enjoyed it as well.
Let me tell you.
Being on her back?
Yep.
You couldn't have been 15 because she was not around when we were 15.
Okay, I was...
You were easily muscular enough to do it when you were six.
Maybe I was six.
Holy fuck.
Yeah, you're right.
So you started banging when you were six?
No, man.
Let's just move this on.
What's next?
I've got a story here.
This guy, he's trying to be a good brother.
Goes to his sister's exam.
This is in India, I believe.
Her sister was not prepared for the exam,
so Buddy was like, oh, you know what?
I happen to have a police officer's uniform
in my fucking closet.
Let me dig that out.
So Buddy puts it on, goes into the exam with her,
and they're like, right on, this is going to work.
And he's going to help her cheat and stuff.
Just so happened for the first time,
they decided to have an inspector with some cops
come to this fucking school just to check everybody out.
They went up to this dude, looked at his name tag.
They're like, what the fuck, buddy?
That's wrong.
His fucking uniform sucked.
He got caught.
Person in, police officer.
And the drink.
And he went to jail
Yeah
Daughter
There's his sister I mean
Done
Failed
Now she's on the streets
Bubs
Begging for money
She did happen to be in a
Flower commercial though
And uh
They made it national man
Good job He's ending Flower commercial, though, and they made it national, man. It's good to have you, Zendik.
That's quite a soundtrack to this.
You're freaking me out, Pops.
You've got to stop this.
Done.
Done.
I'm scoring your life, Julian.
No, that was the life of this poor girl from India.
Yeah. No, that was the life of this poor girl from India. Yeah?
How you doing over there?
I'm not doing great, man.
You know, this is really fucking my head up here.
What?
Just playing some notes.
Wow, man. Power of music.
So you let Randy put his shit-covered fucking fingers on my glass.
Thanks, boys.
Shit fingers. Shit fingers.
Randy put his shitty fingers on Ricky's handle
And now Ricky is mad with shit
Fingers
You know what? I bet you we can make some money doing this.
Just thinking, give everybody an album.
They come in here, they sit around, get us some chips.
You sit in the middle of the room with this thing?
Blow people's minds with music.
What would you sell it as?
Just a trippy experience, man.
An evening with Julian.
No, an evening with Bubbles.
No, I think-
And his Casio.
If we did that, brought people in,
charged them money,
sat them on the couch, gave them chips,
I played this, but you did a fucking super fucking flexy pose down.
No, man.
See, you fucking ruined it right there.
No, picture I'm playing this.
And you're just fucking doing ripping fast flexes.
Picture this.
Ripping shirts off.
You're doing that.
Do it.
And you got one of those little fucking lights that glow with the laser lights.
Yeah, I agree with that.
Wow, you do a super flex.
I bet anybody would fucking pay at least a hundred bucks to do that.
Right into the site.
Give us your thoughts, because it might happen.
Rick, this could be a new business.
Julian is ripping his shirt apart with his giant models.
Laser lights, Bob.
Super flex. Well, you could sing and a super flex.
Well, you could sing that.
Super flex.
What have you got here?
Oh, Julian is ripping his shirt off with his arms
and he is doing a super flex.
If you wore a Tire Knob t-shirt,
do you think you could flex and explode it off?
Boys, you gotta to shut up.
I'm done.
Julian is ripping his shirt off with his muscles.
You know what would work, though?
Randy.
Randy's got that fucking gut movement that he does where he makes it like belly dancer.
Get him in there on mushrooms. Here, let's just get one clean recording
and then somebody can do a remix and put it on SquareNet.
Julian is ripping his shirt off with his muscles
and he's doing a super flex, super flex.
There, now they've got enough material to do a remix.
Please don't do that.
Please send in your remixes.
It's exciting stuff.
Care of swearing at to the Julian Superflex contest.
We'll judge them, and the winner gets a signed care package of merchandise.
That's quite a fucking offer you're throwing out there.
I just made it an official contest.
The Julian Superflex 2024 Mega Contest.
Sounds like a lot of work.
I think you're going to do all of it.
No, man, don't do any of it.
I'll do it myself.
You know what?
You're just... You don't throw shit like I'll do it myself. You know what, you're just.
You don't throw shit like that at people.
It's the official Julian.
No, man, don't make.
Superflex mega contest 2024.
It's not the official.
I got a story for you guys.
Official Julian superflex mega contest 2024.
You do a remix of the song.
No, no, no, no, no.
And use some Julian visuals.
I'm gonna judge the contest, and the winner gets a signed merchandise care package.
No, man.
Dundee, official.
Here's a story for you guys.
It's official.
This one's fucking, I feel bad for this woman.
This woman in Kentucky, right?
She went in to use the bathroom.
She didn't come out for two years after.
Two years?
Two years, man.
How did she eat?
Her fiance
would send food in for her.
She sat there.
Oh, like in her house.
I thought you meant
at the bar.
I thought you meant
a public bathroom.
And he's like,
they interviewed her husband,
her boyfriend or whatever.
He's like,
yeah, you know,
she went in there
two years ago,
didn't come out
and I was trying to,
hey, every night,
honey, come on,
let's go to bed.
Nope.
Comfortable in here.
I'm staying.
Comfortable where?
On the toilet.
She took a super long shit.
Her skin grew around, was starting to grow around the toilet fucking bowl.
That's how long she was sitting there.
Jesus.
And she says it's comfortable.
So two years later, he's like, yeah, we had to do something about this
because she's starting to get in pain and shit.
So they didn't do any banging, obviously.
No, man.
She might have been, well. Why banging, obviously. No, man. She might have been...
Well... Why?
I don't know, man. You can use your imagination.
They probably got some shit
going, bubs.
You think so? Yeah.
So what, he was just walking in?
Slow jobs and stuff, at the very
least. You know what I mean?
How would he get out of her parts?
She's sitting down.
Isn't that called a blumpkin?
Don't know, man. I have no
idea. A blumpkin?
Blumpkin.
Isn't it? Or maybe it's a reverse blumpkin.
I can't remember. I feel bad
for these people. I feel bad for the poor guy
who had to feed her every day in the bathroom.
Well, I mean, obviously, I think she has a mental
illness. I feel bad for her.
That's what I'm saying.
Sitting on the toilet for two years.
I'd like to know how she's doing.
So she was eating her meals and everything on the toilet?
Sitting there, probably had a dream.
I mean, that's convenient.
It's convenient when you've got to use her.
You don't got to go anywhere.
You just let her rip.
It's almost my fucking birthday, eh?
Did he move a TV in, I wonder?
I'd say he probably moved the TV in, man.
Probably had blankets and stuff for...
It's my fucking birthday.
Your birthday?
Next week, man.
Is it?
Five days from today.
It's your birthday.
March the 2-0.
All right, just a sec.
I got to put that in the calendar, Mac.
March 1-5.
Let's see who got born.
Mike Love.
You're on the 2-0?
Mike Love, and you have the same birthday?
No.
Today's March 15th.
Oh.
March 20th.
Oh.
Mike Love, the Iron Sheik, used to fucking masturbate to him a lot.
Yeah, you liked that guy, didn't you?
Well, we used to.
Didn't you?
You were a fan.
Not really masturbate, you were, you know, you liked him.
I loved the Iron Sheik.
David Cronenberg, we could watch something fucked.
Yeah, let's do that, man.
We could watch something.
Dee Snider.
This is his fucking Twisted Sister.
That was an awesome concert band back in the day when we went to that one.
Steve Coy, the British rocker and producer.
You spin me around.
Dead or alive?
Dead or alive.
You spin me right round, baby, right round.
On the record, baby, right round, round, round.
Evil Angoria.
Yeah.
And Will.i.am.
You are what?
We get it. What about that guy? Will.i.am. We met Will.i.am. You are what? We get it.
You met that guy.
Will.i.am.
We met Will.i.am.
I gotta feed it.
We met Will.i.am.
Did we?
Yeah, man.
You kept fucking up his name.
I did?
Yeah, you kept calling Will.i.am.
Remember?
Will.i.is.
No, you were saying Will.i.is.
He was saying both.
It's not a fucking easy name to remember.
I know, but you didn't have to tell me.
I thought you were doing it on purpose.
Nope.
I call him I am Will.
Yeah, he didn't understand how you...
He had a bit of an attitude.
Well, because you kept fucking up his name, Ed.
I'll fucking pick a normal name.
But John...
Just call him Willie.
Boys.
John.
Yeah, he called him John. Yeah, he called John.
Well, I am changed his name to John, and now he's not as famous anymore.
All right, you know what?
I'm out of here.
I got to go do something.
I got to take a walk or something, boys.
You're going to take a walk.
Well, whatever.
I don't know, man.
A walk.
It's fucking pouring rain out.
I'll sing you a song about that.
Walking in the rain. I'm walking over fucking pouring rain out. I'm going to sing a song about that. Walking in the rain.
I'm walking over to my trailer, and I'm going to get in one of these.
There's singing in the rain, Ricky.
Who is?
There's a song.
Singing in the rain.
This is quite a fucking blatant copy of Walking in the Rain, isn't it?
And that was it, folks.
See you next time.
Superflex. And that was it folks. See you next time.
Superflex, Superflex.
Fuck. Thank you. you