Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 43 - Official Julian SuperFlex Mega Contest 2024

Episode Date: March 18, 2024

Where's Ricky been? Getting learnt with his new history teacher... guess who! And piano man Bubbles launches a decent new contest - we wanna hear YOUR Julian SuperFlex remixes!...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Something sounds off, man. That finger. Whatever you're doing there. Just saying. Sounded a bit off. I'm aware. I'm just working out parts. The higher frequencies sound like they need more sibilance. Definitely. That's what I was going to say, man. Okay, listen. No, man.
Starting point is 00:00:36 No. You got something up there? One of these block buds you're hitting? Sounds off. Let's do... Why don't you do something cool like the fucking... Chop six? No, the fucking, that tune by the rapper there.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Bitty. What? In the club. That's easy to do. Oh, okay. Show me how you play in the club by 50 cents. I don't know how to do it. I saw it on social media.
Starting point is 00:01:01 It looks real fucking easy, though, man. Okay, I'll look it up. Sure I can handle it. It's just like three things over there It looks real fucking easy though, man. Okay, I'll look it up. Sure I can handle it. It's just like three things over there and then there's something over there. Oh, simple, Julian. Even though, oh my. Do I gotta fucking look it up for you, man?
Starting point is 00:01:17 It's easy. You're musically gifted, man. No. No, no, no, no. This is not your genre. Okay? Find me in the club. Pocket full of burps.
Starting point is 00:01:42 Body full of burps. Well, I got a fucking... Brubs, man. It sounds horrible. Not good. How are you guys doing, anyway? Hey, what's up? You know what?
Starting point is 00:01:53 I've timed out these edibles. This juice... Juice and vodka smells weird. Oh, fuck. Don't lick the fucking rim. Try not to touch your lips on it too much. What the fuck are you talking about? Drop it in.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Why would you even bring that up? Because I'm fucked up, man. What the fuck did you do to my mug? I didn't do anything. Get a different mug, Ricky. He didn't do anything. I'd get a different mug, man. Seriously.
Starting point is 00:02:21 I don't even know if that's... What's it taste like? It just has a really fucking weird... Does it... Does it taste like... All right, I'm gonna get it out there. Does it taste like ass? Julian.
Starting point is 00:02:33 What? Does it taste like ass? That's more than... Portico suckers. Here, man. I don't know, you might wanna dump that alcohol out. I'm not one that likes to waste it, but... Yeah, I'm stuffing this fucking glass.
Starting point is 00:02:51 What the fuck happened to my glass? We try... Okay. Number one. Nothing to do with me. Number one, you don't fucking take off and miss this without telling us beforehand and get Randy to come in and fill in for you
Starting point is 00:03:05 because that's not cool. I had no choice. I had to sit in the chair because you want to sit in your fucking chair. Good. And that thing, he actually sat
Starting point is 00:03:12 in that one, bubs. Might want to give that a good shot of fantastic or something. He sat there, dummy. Oh, fuck. Might want to hit it with a pressure washer.
Starting point is 00:03:23 And after you left, he was... I came in and he was sitting nude. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. Oh, that's going to do a lot. That's quite a technique. That's for the hair. And you just throw it in my fucking sink.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Nice. The hair's already on your pants. That's where the hair is. It's probably already fucking... As I was saying, I've got these gummies, right? I kind of picked up a few packs of them. I know exactly when to take them so that when I do this, I'm fucked up. It doesn't, like, kick in.
Starting point is 00:03:59 I'm fucked. I sit down. I'm fucked. So are you fucked or not? Yes, I'm fucked. Good. I'm going to show you, man. I'm going to teach you how to take gummies properly.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Speaking of Randy, humpback whales were photographed having sex the first time. Yeah, I heard that. And they were both male. Oh, yeah, I didn't hear that. It's a bit unusual. Well, he was banging the hell out of them. Was it a picture of Randy?
Starting point is 00:04:29 No, Randy kind of looks like a humpback whale. Where were you, by the way? When? Randy said you were getting a muffler. A muffler? Yeah, which we said there's no fucking way. There's no way you're stealing a muffler in broad daylight. Well, you would, but...
Starting point is 00:04:44 You could, but no, I was not getting a fucking muffler. I don't really want to talk about where I was, actually. Why? It's embarrassing. What do you mean it's embarrassing? Come on. It can't be more embarrassing than drinking out of that mug. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:04:58 That ass mug. That slips. He didn't put it this near his ass. Oh, well, his fingers are always around his ass, and his fingers are all over the mouth. Oh, that's what... Yeah, that's what... It's a fucking handle.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Yeah, no... Jesus Christ. Where's that fucking duct tape? He's always ruching around down there, Ricky. Here, man. Ugh. I'm gonna have to go have a shower after this. Anyway, I had to fucking deal with some community service shit.
Starting point is 00:05:28 You've got to go back to the fucking jail. What community service? You never told me that. I can't believe you actually did community service. You may or may not have to take some classes. What classes? Classes. It's actually not that bad. One of the classes is a history class.
Starting point is 00:05:46 You're taking a history class right now. I'm learning quite a lot about history because these sort of makes us reenact some of the stuff. Wow. All right, so what did you learn in history class? So far, just about the War of 1812, which was kind of cool. I didn't know much about that whole thing. History's fascinating, man. Yeah, man. And then we're going to learn about the War of 1812, which was kind of cool. I didn't know much about that whole thing. History's fascinating, man.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Yeah, man. And then we're going to learn about the Spartans, I guess. Okay. Wait, what's the teacher's name? Do you know? Professor. Oh, fuck. What's his first name?
Starting point is 00:06:21 I think it starts with an H. Because I remember it was like H for his name, H for history. Henry or Harold? Yeah, one of those. Henry? And he's teaching you about the Spartans. Well, next week. Oh.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Ricky, I don't know if you're going to go to that class next week. I don't know if you're going to mentally be able to fucking go through it, man. It might change you. What was he making you reenact from the war 1812? Just different battle scenes and positions of some of the leaders. Positions? Like what kind of positions? This is a new one.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Well, they used to have to, the leaders would like to, you know, make sure that the other soldiers knew that they were in fucking control. Okay. So it's a little bit of, you know, dominating type stuff. Aggression. Dominating. And next week is Spartans. Yeah, and he said if we're not comfortable with nudity,
Starting point is 00:07:21 to not come. And what did you say? I have to go or I'll probably have to go back to jail. All right. Okay, let's see how this plays out. This is going to be... Do you guys fucking know something I don't know? Do you have this teacher before?
Starting point is 00:07:35 No. No, I don't know anything about anything. Okay, you're freaking me the fuck out. I can't wait for you to, you know, talk about the Spurs because we, you know, you know who the Spurs are, right? No. You know that movie, The 300? No. 300, the movie out. I can't wait for you to, you know, talk about the Spartans, because we, you know, you know who the Spartans are, right? No. You know that movie, The 300? No.
Starting point is 00:07:47 300, the movie 300. The Romans, Ricky. The Romans. The fucking gladiators and shit. I know what a gladiator is. Well, yeah, that movie, 300's the name of it. We watched it. You said it was one of your favorites.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Gerard Butler fucking wrecking shop. You know. The Irish dude. Gerard Butler's wrecking shop. You know. The Irish dude. Gerard Butler's wrecking shop in Gladiator? No. 300. I don't think I saw that. I saw 200, but I don't think I saw 300.
Starting point is 00:08:13 No, it was 300. You just were fucking up the numbers. You did see it. You and I watched it. I don't remember Gerard Butler. Well, he looks different. He looked way different, man. He's the guy in Green Card, right?
Starting point is 00:08:26 I don't know who that is. I have no idea. He's been in lots of movies, but back in 300, he was like cut up. Like he was fucked, you know. Okay. Big man. Spartans. I'm out of that, baby.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Well, the Spartans were pretty heavy, dude. Well, I don't know what to say about the Spartans now. Kind of like. They were tough, weren't they? They were very tough. A lot of testosterone. They had, yes, they had a lot of testosterone. They did have a lot of, all kinds of juices and things.
Starting point is 00:08:57 You could say that they knew their shit about testosterone. They did. They knew how to milk it. They knew how to get every bit fucking flowing in them. Can't wait for you to tell us about it,
Starting point is 00:09:09 Yeah, man, I'm interested. I'm gonna have, I'll have some fucking details. You know what? You should take, Maybe we can all
Starting point is 00:09:16 reenact it when I get home. Or even a video camera. Probably not. Just try to fucking film it if you can, alright?
Starting point is 00:09:22 Okay, I'll try. I could get some money out of this. You know what I'm right? Okay. I'll try. I'll get some money out of this. You know what I'm saying? A little bit of footage. All right, this is the odd part about the two male whales. One of them appeared like he was injured.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Because he was getting blasted by a fucking huge whale. So then the big healthy male kind of just sort of took advantage of him, it sounds like. Kind of held him in place as big flippers and penetrated him. Whoa. Jesus. See, whales are smart
Starting point is 00:09:52 fucking creatures, man. I wonder how he felt about that. I know. Imagine being a whale and you're like, oh, look at that poor helpless little guy.
Starting point is 00:10:01 I'm going to go and have some fun. But you know what's gonna happen the motherfucker that banged the guy that was helpless you're gonna find him washed up on the fucking beach well remember that big walrus pinned down
Starting point is 00:10:13 that little penguin oh well guess what this has happened with walruses it says before walruses amazon river dolphins and grey seals you've seen that walrus no man I think snoop dog posted it walrus. No, man. I think Snoop Dogg posted it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Walrus just pounding on a penguin. Poor penguin, man. Had him pinned. Yeah. What are we talking about this for? I don't know, man. We got to move on, though. Yeah, it was just a weird thing to read on the news.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Humpback whales photographed having sex for the first time, and both were males. So I had to read more. They have no footage of humpback whales doing it? Nope. They have no fucking photographs of them giving birth, either. That seems odd, doesn't it? So if we want to live in the ocean for a while
Starting point is 00:11:02 and try to capture that, it could be some wealthy people. So they must be following these fucking whales around still, right? You got to. There's got to be a follow-up story. Do they fall in love? Do they keep back? It didn't seem like they were in love.
Starting point is 00:11:16 It didn't seem like they were in love. The unhealthy whale didn't seem like he was having a very good time. That's why he came to the boat. They think he came to the boat to try to get help. Because he knew he was going to get fucking blasted. That's why. Yup, and he sure did. Because the other guys probably say,
Starting point is 00:11:34 hey, you better fucking get some energy going because I'm going to get you. But I wonder if they were spartan whales. What? They might have been spartan whales. They could have been were Spartan whales. They're gonna swim away. What? They might have been Spartan whales. They could have been Spartan whales. Smashing whale knobs together. Holy fuck, our chips are good, boys, when you're stoned.
Starting point is 00:11:55 I know that. You know what? Get them the fuck away from me. You gotta get these away from me. I wanna eat these later. That might be the best ketchup chip I've ever had. It's pretty fucking good. I like these wavy planes. It's got just the right amount of It's pretty fucking good. I like these wavy planes.
Starting point is 00:12:05 It's got just the right amount of ketchup dust on it. I'm trying these wavy planes, motherfuckers. All the wavy planes are unbelievable. Oh, yeah. This would be a fucked up thing to happen. Imagine this. You walk into a convenience store. The clerk says, hey, congratulations.
Starting point is 00:12:24 You know, what the fuck are you talking about, fuckface? Well, you probably wouldn't say that. Okay. He's like, you won 50 grand. You're like, no idea what you're talking about, bud. He says, well, it's you. I have you on video. So it shows in video from two months before.
Starting point is 00:12:41 And sure enough, they fucking bought the winning lottery ticket for $50,000 in the Powerball which isn't a lot of money but it's 50 grand. It's 50 grand man. They had no idea where the fucking ticket was.
Starting point is 00:12:52 So the woman was losing her shit tore the house apart tore all her clothes apart. Anyway she worked for this company and somebody was coming in from
Starting point is 00:13:00 a different plant and needed one of the company cars and the company car hadn't been used in months. Yeah. She gets in the company car to bring it around the front. Fucking lottery tickets right into the hatch. Shit, man.
Starting point is 00:13:12 So I had a happy ending. Happy ending, man. But imagine if you won 50 grand. It's on video. And you have no clue where the fucking ticket would be. That would be fucked. Not as fucked as this next one. Okay. I can't wait. Did you guys talk about any of this stuff yet? No. No as fucked as this next one. Okay, I can't wait.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Did you guys talk about any of this stuff yet? No. No, you're good, man. Talk about the rock star singer that got fired? You did? No. No, we... Boy, I was going to help you talk about that.
Starting point is 00:13:38 That is a fucked up story, man. What a cocksucker. What happened? What he did to his bandmates. His bass player. He was fucking obsessed with the guy's girlfriend. His name was Sticks. Yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 00:13:49 Sticks. Sticks. The drummer's name was Sticks, I assume. No, no, no. The bass player. Spelled the same way as Sticks as in the band Sticks. S-T-Y-X-X or whatever the fuck it is. Anyway, he was obsessed with Buddy's fiance.
Starting point is 00:14:05 And he wanted to... He wanted to bang her. He wanted them to break up so he could bang her. So he started dosing Buddy with estrogen. In his pre-workouts mix. What? For months and months, the poor motherfucker was swallowing his shit.
Starting point is 00:14:21 He was changing. Into a lady. Basically. Started growing breasts. Yeah. He was changing. Into a lady. Basically. Starting to grow on breasts. Yeah. Voice was changing. Mentally, he was completely fucking different. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Weight loss, stomach ulcers. He was fucked up. Jesus, Murphy. So guess how this went down? The bass guy got all fucking wasted one night and couldn't take it anymore. So he started texting Buddy, the lead singer, saying, dude, I've been giving you fucking estrogen, man, pre-workout.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Oh, he confessed? Oh, he did. Oh, I didn't get that part. Oh, okay. Maybe I'm making that up. I'm trying to make a happy ending here. No, but yeah. You obviously found out somehow.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Yeah. And then what happened? Well, they fired the singer, but it doesn't seem like enough punishment. I don't think he went to jail or anything, man. No. He obviously didn't get the chick in the end. Yeah. He fucked up.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Is that the whole story? He was. No, he actually did. He was texting. Drunk texting. Caught him fucked up. So he felt so bad he actually did. He was texting. Drunk texting. Caught him fucked up. So he felt so bad he finally confessed. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Wow, that's fucked. Been fucking me up, dude. I'm sorry you have boobs now. I gave them to you. So what happens here? You stop taking it, and then what? What's going on with you? Do the boobs go away?
Starting point is 00:15:40 I would think so. They're not permanent. Are they? I don't know, man. No, because once the estrogen goes away, he normally has testosterone like Spartans. So hopefully that starts coming back. Well, it would.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Well, it would, yeah. That's a fucking weird thing to do to somebody. That's a fucked up thing to do, man. It's a weird one. We should fucking... I don't know. I might want to put a hit like that on somebody.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Did you guys talk about the poor Argentina man that went to the hospital for gallbladder surgery? No. What happened to him? He walked out
Starting point is 00:16:17 with a vasectomy. Jesus Christ. I would be... I would make that place up, man. The surgery was scheduled for Tuesday and the doctor had to postpone it to Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:16:27 And Wednesday is vasectomy day, so nobody looked at his chart or nobody asked him any questions. Vasectomy day. It's like a fucking lunch special. Wheeled him in and he came out with fucking stitches in his bag. What is it, like a two-for-one vasectomy
Starting point is 00:16:41 on Wednesdays or something? Or 50% off? Two-for-one? Who's got two bags? Well, you and your buddy. Oh. He's your twin or something. Yeah, so Tuesday must be going well.
Starting point is 00:16:51 But they could reverse that. It's not like they took his leg off. Who wants to fuck who? Yeah, you'd have to... No, no, you'd be pissed off, but I'm just saying it's not like they took his leg off. Yeah, we had that story one time where they cut the wrong leg off.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Yeah. Yeah. See, that's a... You missed the one last week. Buddy had... He got his buddy to cut his legs off. Yeah, we had that story one time where they cut the wrong leg off. Yeah. Yeah. You missed the one last week. Buddy had got his buddy to cut his legs off and threw him by this fucking piece of farm equipment. Like an insurance scam? Yeah. But when they came to investigate it,
Starting point is 00:17:17 the legs weren't there. And his stumps were already fucking basically healed. You said it just happened. Dumb. Really? Where's the legs at? And how come you're healed up? Where'd the legs go? They fired them in the garbage.
Starting point is 00:17:31 They sent them to the lake or somewhere, man. Fucking dumb, man. That was a very bad execution of the plan. Very shitty plan, man. Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. Terrible plan. Here's another terrible plan. I forget where this fucking was now, but it's one of those countries.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Poland, I think, maybe. All right. Fucking dude stole a horse. He tried to hide it in his third floor apartment. Get the fuck out. No, you can't do that. He was having trouble getting up the stairs. Jeez, horses can't really take stairs He was having trouble getting up the stairs. Jeez. Horses can't really take stairs that well.
Starting point is 00:18:06 So the neighbors were complaining. They called the cops. The cops thought it was a joke. They showed up. Sure enough, but he was still cheating. He got it up the first two floors of flights and couldn't get it up the third. No, horses don't like stairs. Yeah, plus they make a lot of noise.
Starting point is 00:18:21 They shit a lot. They don't shit a lot, but when they do, it's a lot. I thought it was cows didn't like stairs. None of those animals do, Ricky, because they're not, they don't have stairs. They don't deal with stairs. Your mother hated stairs, too. That's one thing about her I can remember.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Who? Your mom. She hated stairs. She loved stairs. She did not love stairs. What did she hate about them? She hated them. She hated them.
Starting point is 00:18:43 Hated banging on them? You mean? Well, I remember one time we got to the flight of stairs, because the escalator was out at Mic Mac Ball. Yeah. I had to fucking piggyback her up the fucking stairs, man. Jesus. That's quite a workout.
Starting point is 00:18:54 Fifteen or something. I don't remember that. Yeah, you were, I was, never mind. You were what? I was, never mind, man. I will tell you someday. There's something going on there. Your mama's hot back in the day, let me tell you.
Starting point is 00:19:11 I did not mind taking her up the stairs on my back. Want me to get into more details? I don't know why. Yes, I do. Jeez. I don't remember this. I think she enjoyed it as well. Let me tell you.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Being on her back? Yep. You couldn't have been 15 because she was not around when we were 15. Okay, I was... You were easily muscular enough to do it when you were six. Maybe I was six. Holy fuck. Yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:19:46 So you started banging when you were six? No, man. Let's just move this on. What's next? I've got a story here. This guy, he's trying to be a good brother. Goes to his sister's exam. This is in India, I believe.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Her sister was not prepared for the exam, so Buddy was like, oh, you know what? I happen to have a police officer's uniform in my fucking closet. Let me dig that out. So Buddy puts it on, goes into the exam with her, and they're like, right on, this is going to work. And he's going to help her cheat and stuff.
Starting point is 00:20:25 Just so happened for the first time, they decided to have an inspector with some cops come to this fucking school just to check everybody out. They went up to this dude, looked at his name tag. They're like, what the fuck, buddy? That's wrong. His fucking uniform sucked. He got caught.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Person in, police officer. And the drink. And he went to jail Yeah Daughter There's his sister I mean Done Failed
Starting point is 00:20:51 Now she's on the streets Bubs Begging for money She did happen to be in a Flower commercial though And uh They made it national man Good job He's ending Flower commercial, though, and they made it national, man. It's good to have you, Zendik.
Starting point is 00:21:11 That's quite a soundtrack to this. You're freaking me out, Pops. You've got to stop this. Done. Done. I'm scoring your life, Julian. No, that was the life of this poor girl from India. Yeah. No, that was the life of this poor girl from India. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:21:33 How you doing over there? I'm not doing great, man. You know, this is really fucking my head up here. What? Just playing some notes. Wow, man. Power of music. So you let Randy put his shit-covered fucking fingers on my glass. Thanks, boys.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Shit fingers. Shit fingers. Randy put his shitty fingers on Ricky's handle And now Ricky is mad with shit Fingers You know what? I bet you we can make some money doing this. Just thinking, give everybody an album. They come in here, they sit around, get us some chips. You sit in the middle of the room with this thing?
Starting point is 00:22:19 Blow people's minds with music. What would you sell it as? Just a trippy experience, man. An evening with Julian. No, an evening with Bubbles. No, I think- And his Casio. If we did that, brought people in,
Starting point is 00:22:35 charged them money, sat them on the couch, gave them chips, I played this, but you did a fucking super fucking flexy pose down. No, man. See, you fucking ruined it right there. No, picture I'm playing this. And you're just fucking doing ripping fast flexes. Picture this.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Ripping shirts off. You're doing that. Do it. And you got one of those little fucking lights that glow with the laser lights. Yeah, I agree with that. Wow, you do a super flex. I bet anybody would fucking pay at least a hundred bucks to do that. Right into the site.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Give us your thoughts, because it might happen. Rick, this could be a new business. Julian is ripping his shirt apart with his giant models. Laser lights, Bob. Super flex. Well, you could sing and a super flex. Well, you could sing that. Super flex. What have you got here?
Starting point is 00:23:31 Oh, Julian is ripping his shirt off with his arms and he is doing a super flex. If you wore a Tire Knob t-shirt, do you think you could flex and explode it off? Boys, you gotta to shut up. I'm done. Julian is ripping his shirt off with his muscles. You know what would work, though?
Starting point is 00:23:55 Randy. Randy's got that fucking gut movement that he does where he makes it like belly dancer. Get him in there on mushrooms. Here, let's just get one clean recording and then somebody can do a remix and put it on SquareNet. Julian is ripping his shirt off with his muscles and he's doing a super flex, super flex. There, now they've got enough material to do a remix. Please don't do that.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Please send in your remixes. It's exciting stuff. Care of swearing at to the Julian Superflex contest. We'll judge them, and the winner gets a signed care package of merchandise. That's quite a fucking offer you're throwing out there. I just made it an official contest. The Julian Superflex 2024 Mega Contest. Sounds like a lot of work.
Starting point is 00:24:59 I think you're going to do all of it. No, man, don't do any of it. I'll do it myself. You know what? You're just... You don't throw shit like I'll do it myself. You know what, you're just. You don't throw shit like that at people. It's the official Julian. No, man, don't make.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Superflex mega contest 2024. It's not the official. I got a story for you guys. Official Julian superflex mega contest 2024. You do a remix of the song. No, no, no, no, no. And use some Julian visuals. I'm gonna judge the contest, and the winner gets a signed merchandise care package.
Starting point is 00:25:30 No, man. Dundee, official. Here's a story for you guys. It's official. This one's fucking, I feel bad for this woman. This woman in Kentucky, right? She went in to use the bathroom. She didn't come out for two years after.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Two years? Two years, man. How did she eat? Her fiance would send food in for her. She sat there. Oh, like in her house. I thought you meant
Starting point is 00:25:51 at the bar. I thought you meant a public bathroom. And he's like, they interviewed her husband, her boyfriend or whatever. He's like, yeah, you know,
Starting point is 00:25:56 she went in there two years ago, didn't come out and I was trying to, hey, every night, honey, come on, let's go to bed. Nope.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Comfortable in here. I'm staying. Comfortable where? On the toilet. She took a super long shit. Her skin grew around, was starting to grow around the toilet fucking bowl. That's how long she was sitting there. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:26:13 And she says it's comfortable. So two years later, he's like, yeah, we had to do something about this because she's starting to get in pain and shit. So they didn't do any banging, obviously. No, man. She might have been, well. Why banging, obviously. No, man. She might have been... Well... Why? I don't know, man. You can use your imagination.
Starting point is 00:26:30 They probably got some shit going, bubs. You think so? Yeah. So what, he was just walking in? Slow jobs and stuff, at the very least. You know what I mean? How would he get out of her parts? She's sitting down.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Isn't that called a blumpkin? Don't know, man. I have no idea. A blumpkin? Blumpkin. Isn't it? Or maybe it's a reverse blumpkin. I can't remember. I feel bad for these people. I feel bad for the poor guy who had to feed her every day in the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Well, I mean, obviously, I think she has a mental illness. I feel bad for her. That's what I'm saying. Sitting on the toilet for two years. I'd like to know how she's doing. So she was eating her meals and everything on the toilet? Sitting there, probably had a dream. I mean, that's convenient.
Starting point is 00:27:14 It's convenient when you've got to use her. You don't got to go anywhere. You just let her rip. It's almost my fucking birthday, eh? Did he move a TV in, I wonder? I'd say he probably moved the TV in, man. Probably had blankets and stuff for... It's my fucking birthday.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Your birthday? Next week, man. Is it? Five days from today. It's your birthday. March the 2-0. All right, just a sec. I got to put that in the calendar, Mac.
Starting point is 00:27:38 March 1-5. Let's see who got born. Mike Love. You're on the 2-0? Mike Love, and you have the same birthday? No. Today's March 15th. Oh.
Starting point is 00:27:49 March 20th. Oh. Mike Love, the Iron Sheik, used to fucking masturbate to him a lot. Yeah, you liked that guy, didn't you? Well, we used to. Didn't you? You were a fan. Not really masturbate, you were, you know, you liked him.
Starting point is 00:28:02 I loved the Iron Sheik. David Cronenberg, we could watch something fucked. Yeah, let's do that, man. We could watch something. Dee Snider. This is his fucking Twisted Sister. That was an awesome concert band back in the day when we went to that one. Steve Coy, the British rocker and producer.
Starting point is 00:28:22 You spin me around. Dead or alive? Dead or alive. You spin me right round, baby, right round. On the record, baby, right round, round, round. Evil Angoria. Yeah. And Will.i.am.
Starting point is 00:28:42 You are what? We get it. What about that guy? Will.i.am. We met Will.i.am. You are what? We get it. You met that guy. Will.i.am. We met Will.i.am. I gotta feed it. We met Will.i.am. Did we?
Starting point is 00:28:51 Yeah, man. You kept fucking up his name. I did? Yeah, you kept calling Will.i.am. Remember? Will.i.is. No, you were saying Will.i.is. He was saying both.
Starting point is 00:29:02 It's not a fucking easy name to remember. I know, but you didn't have to tell me. I thought you were doing it on purpose. Nope. I call him I am Will. Yeah, he didn't understand how you... He had a bit of an attitude. Well, because you kept fucking up his name, Ed.
Starting point is 00:29:16 I'll fucking pick a normal name. But John... Just call him Willie. Boys. John. Yeah, he called him John. Yeah, he called John. Well, I am changed his name to John, and now he's not as famous anymore. All right, you know what?
Starting point is 00:29:32 I'm out of here. I got to go do something. I got to take a walk or something, boys. You're going to take a walk. Well, whatever. I don't know, man. A walk. It's fucking pouring rain out.
Starting point is 00:29:42 I'll sing you a song about that. Walking in the rain. I'm walking over fucking pouring rain out. I'm going to sing a song about that. Walking in the rain. I'm walking over to my trailer, and I'm going to get in one of these. There's singing in the rain, Ricky. Who is? There's a song. Singing in the rain. This is quite a fucking blatant copy of Walking in the Rain, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:30:01 And that was it, folks. See you next time. Superflex. And that was it folks. See you next time. Superflex, Superflex. Fuck. Thank you. you

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