Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 43 - The Sunnyvale Snack Company

Episode Date: March 22, 2021

The Boys are back in business - making their own delicious potato chips! Ricky's at the (mostly not on fire) fryer, flavour scientist Bubbles is perfecting the dirtiest of dirty burger flavours, and 'Julian Musk' is hustling for a buyer - but can he do a deal?

Okay, Ricky. Holy fuck, man. These are, you know what? They're a little plain, but they're fucking good, man. Boys, you gotta turn on a fan or something over there, please. Thanks for supplying the potatoes, Mr. Vodka, man. No problem, just keep them going. These have to be fucking perfect.

Ricky, you got grease all over the element. I can't even see my fucking phone here, man. I had it turned up a little high, all right? All right, I'm putting on another batch, boys. I think I'm getting high off the... off the oil smoke. How bad is this for your lungs, man? Very bad. Canola oil.

Should we be going outside? Careful, Ricky. Oh, yeah, baby. Don't fucking... Okay, so... Thanks for letting us use your bologna slicer, man. Oh, it's not... Yeah, I know, it's not a great slicer, but... Should I be leaving a message to this company?

Holy fuck. What? Should I be leaving a message to this company? Holy fuck. What? Should I be leaving a message to this company? What company? Hostess. Hostess aren't gonna be interested. Why aren't they?

Call the farmer's market. That's where I wanna sell these fuckers. What, sell them every Sunday? You wanna fuck the gas station. We didn't need to go to the gas station, man. These are awesome. Okay, boys. Now let the bubbler go to work here with the seasoning. Yeah, I like your style, man. Salt for all of them, for sure. What kind of flavors do you want me to build, Ricky?

I'd like something spicy, something not so spicy, but maybe like a little... Oh, fuck. Herb-herb-herb-erbilish. Okay. I read this ringer. It's definitely like a dressed all over kind of a fucking deal. Oh, I'll do that, don't worry. Fuck off. Okay, here, I'm gonna divvy these out.

Why is it you call these big fucking companies, you gotta like hit a thousand fucking buttons to try to talk to some Cuban? Because they got fancy phone systems, because they got so many people calling. Fuck, I'm cooking quick now. Okay, here, so. You really think we could sell these fucking things? We're gonna fucking sell them. Well, if I can get the flavors concocted the way I think I can. All right, 7453 pound.

Julian. Hello, hello, hello. Pops, pops. This is Julian Musk. My cousin's the other guy, the richest guy in the world. Julian who? Anyway, I've got a bit of a business deal here going, and I thought I'd come to you first out of all the other chip companies.

I'm not going to fucking answer. Could you please call me back? It's fucking four in the morning, man. Ricky, could you please call me back at the number that you see on your display? Thank you very much. I got a fork stuck in my ass. You're lost, fuckface. You fucking boys.

That's not how you fucking do these. All right. Maybe it'll work. I think I missed my call, man. I should have been a fucking potato chip poker. We've pretty much perfected just the plain salted version. Ricky, what do you got for spices? Do I gotta go to my shed?

You know what? That shit's been in there forever, man. I don't even know what's in there anymore. Fuck, Ricky. There must be something tasty up there. Fuck. There's a few fucking things in here. So what flavor do we got here?

That's just plain, I'm just about to get these have salt pepper on when can I try one? Yeah, you try them. I just want it to perfect the prepare to have your cock blown right off your body Ricky where why would you have smoked paprika? All right, that's stolen from a restaurant. Well, that's fucking good a little soggy Yeah, no, well these ones are the these ones are the crispiest got some really crisp That's stolen from a restaurant. Father, that's fucking good. A little soggy, yeah. No, well, these ones are the crispiest. Got some really crispies. I'm still learning here, man.

Okay, boys. Should we get out a blow dryer or something? No, no, we don't want blow dryers. Blow dry your cock. Oh, Ricky, you got chili seasoning. Perfect. Is that good? That's very good.

Boys. Mrs. Dash. These are fucking good. seasoning, perfect. Is that good? That's very good. Boys. Mrs. Dash. These are fucking good. Oh, yeah. You wait till the fucking scientist is done here. What do you got there? You wait, I've got all of them gonna make flavor dust like you've never tasted. I used to have to make-

Flavor dust, I like that, man. Flavor dust, man, that sounds fucking good. Well, I used to have to make, remember when my kiddies, remember when about 80 of them were sick? With that fucking, they drank that stuff out of the sewer? I had to make food that they would eat with the medicine in it, so I got out all the spices and I I learned how to combine spices. What kind of fucking vodka potatoes are these man? We gotta remember cause these are working...

These are the ones we got from PEI man. They're fucking working good. They are Prince Edward Island potatoes. I don't think we want cloves. Usually they say the farm. Ground allspice might be in handy for a fella. I don't know, man. I didn't meet the fucking

farmer when I got them. Oh, Ricky, you got a whole bunch of spices in here. Didn't even know, man. Oh, boy. It's taco meat bunch of spices in here. Didn't even know, man. Oh, boy, taco meat seasoning. It's like a covered Christmas. All right, so how are we going to keep these things fresh? We got a lot of chips here, man. Oh, no, these are just test chips.

These are just for me. Do we have lots of Ziploc bags? Yeah, yeah, I know. We'll have to, I'll have to build a little production line where we, we'll have to design some bags, to build a little production line where we, we'll have to design some bags too. Like a really cool bag. Ricky, Ricky.

Fuck. Almost passed out at the fucking fryer, boys. Keep it going, man. We're not fucking going to bed until this is all done. See, normally we do the park after dark. It's park while it's still fucking dark. Park before dark. Because we're making some money.

Park before dark. We got fucking hungry. That one had like a bacon taste to it. Couldn't go to the fucking gas station because we're too fucked up. But this, boys, these are going to make us a lot of fucking money. Not this, well,

they can't be this cooked. So we should design a bag, like a really nice sort of cool, cool colored bag. Let me draw some shit, man. You want to draw the pictures? You can draw the pictures if you want. I'll take a run at it.

Maybe we should, maybe, I mean, we might want to get like a professional company to come here. No, he can draw pretty good. That's what everybody does, man. Let's be different. Ricky can draw pretty good. Okay, so here. No co he can draw pretty good. That's what everybody does, man. Let's be different. Ricky can draw pretty good. Okay, so here. Alright, there's no cocks or anything on him. Fuck. What's that?

That's taco seasoning. Just trust me. Alright, alright, alright. Just trust. Trust the method. Just go with me here. I can't get enough of these fucking things, man. Okay, this is the key right here. You need to balance it out That's mild

Chili dust. Oh, yeah, okay, but the smokiness of the paprika Watch this just like that guy on the internet Fuck say you there's bubs. you got a cat here and there. Don't do that again. I don't want to waste it. Well, make sure you get a lint brush. How come I'm missing all the fucking food? No, no, we haven't even tested one yet.

You've got the most important fucking job here, Rick. This isn't easy when you're fucked up, let me tell you. Just don't fall into the fucking grease. I've only had two fires so far. Now, Mrs. Dash original blend. This has a little bit of an oregano, I noticed. Oh, yeah. This should have a different spice called Mrs. Ass.

Rick, you would buy a spice called Mrs. Ass. Mrs. Ass crack. Eat them, it'll be like eating crack. Get the dick to them. All right, I'm gonna shut Operation Down. Okay, this is the other ingredient for the all dress. How does the stove work again? Oh, there we go.

Get to the light, is the light off? It's off as much as I can see. Careful. This is the key right here to an all dress chip. What is it? I'm not even telling you, secret. Give me the key right here to an all dressed chip. What is it? I'm not even telling you, secret. Give me the fucking package. Secret recipe, you won't even know what it is.

Do you have any dill picknall? All right, yeah, I know what that is. What is it? That shit's good for you. What is it? How do you say it? Listen to this, how do you say it there, genius? What do you say it there? Genius? Uh...

What do you need, Ritchie? What is that? Have you ever heard of that shit? Ground turmeric? Turmeric, man. It's ground. Right there. Did I say that right? Yeah. It's a big deal. Turmeric, turmeric, turmeric, turmeric. Alright, boys. Okay, Ricky. I just went, I mean, this is, let me just taste it.

Fucking Jesus. Unbelievable. Unbelievable? My balance is a wee bit off. You get the next chip. Good job, buddy. Ricky, these are all dressed. All right. What do you call them?

Dressed all over. Okay, try that. Going in. I mean, I'm open to notes, too. Oh, my fuck. And there's lots of flavor, man. That's awesome. Oh, the flavor dust.

We are not going to skimp on flavor dust. Look at that fucking beauty. It's like an explosion in your mouth. It's got like a bubble in it. Not the dirty kind. Okay, you know what we need? Holy fuck, man. Jesus Christ, Bob.

Those are fucking good. Oh, I'm telling you. That's a fucking chip. I'm telling you. I'm a flavor scientist. You go diddle yourself. One thing we don't have that we're gonna have to order is some vinegar powder.

Yep. You need some of that? Oh, I can make pecnil. I can make Del Pecnil, don't worry. Pickle juice. You take pickle juice, you put it into like a it's almost like a... Like a mist?

Fuck, these are good. What about a mist? You do use a mist, but it's like a sheet of, what's that stuff? It's like phyllo pastry, okay? I don't know what that is. It's like a thin thing, and you spray it down with the pickle juice, and then you smash the shit out of it and turn it to dust and sprinkle that on. You fucking wait till you taste my dill pickles look at the money we have here now

before this was nothing now it's money all of it okay another 300 and what 30 bags left out there here let me you want me to whip you up a fucking what other flavors here we got some freshies over here if you want to freshy up. How many bags of chips do you think we can get? All these are fresh. How many bags do you think you can get out of a bowl? Oh, out of a bowl? 400. No, it's not going to be 400.

400? Okay, I might make a garlic chip. I'd say 20. 20 bags? 25. All the garlic would be nice. Yeah, I'll make a garlic chip. What else do we got here? Holy fuck, I'm never buying potato chips at the store again.

You don't have to, Ricky. It is a bit of work. You got the flavor time? No, but once I get it down to a system, we'll make big batches. I know, but we started talking about this at 1 o'clock in the morning, and it's now 4.30. I know, but I caught my second meat. But we already did. I caught my second meat. That's gonna save my ass. We could've probably walked to the fucking gas station, but this is better.

Put it in my bag. This is better. What the fuck is all this shit? Boys, this is fucking awesome. Oh, here we go. Boys, I'm gonna... You know what I'm gonna make my bag. This is better. What the fuck is all this shit? Boys. Oh, here we go. Boys, I'm gonna... You know what I'm gonna make you, Ricky? You know what I'm gonna make you? Make my mouth go up.

A fucking zesty Morden. I got some cheese sauce mix right here. Oh, fuck off, you do. Now you watch my... You watch this. Cheese sauce mix. Old El Paso. Here, maybe we should get some of this fresh...

Fresh guy over here. Holy fuck, boys. These aren't crisped up yet, though. Fuck. These were taken out too early. 3.25 million. 3.25 million. Remember that number. Million? Yeah. And how much do you think we can get a bag

off a bag? Profit? Well, I think I'm going to go 25 cents. We should do the good sized bags, not those little... the little fuckers. You know what I mean? Yeah, the little ones. Like, not like a full big bag, but just a little bit smaller? Cause then you can, you know...

It might give more money too, so... Well, yes. 1.25, I'm gonna make that 1.6... Okay, 1.65. Use conservative numbers, Joey. You always overestimate. Do you believe in this? Yes, I believe in it. Don't try to fucking suck me out of it.

Watch this, Ricky. You want to have a little zesty morning, do you? You're like a fucking scientist. Okay, okay. Watch this. Watch this little trick. Yes, this is... Yes, jalapeno, right here.

Oh, yes. I remember seeing this headline later, earlier. It was a weird... Endangered lizard penises sold as Himalayan miracle root. It's a weird headline. What is it? Endangered lizard penises sold as Himalayan miracle root. It's the India places in Asia.

Are you seriously ready to suck this up? Zesty Morden and jalapeno together. It's hard putting put your penis root of Red River's on old here. Oh my fucking God. If we get 25 cents a fucking bag, a bigger bag, and I'd say we get 50.

Yeah. That's 412,500 bucks on hand. Each? Right here. Why can't we just start at the farmer's market to see if people like the fucking thing? Boom.

We can do that as well, but I'm saying this is the way to go, man. Those right there, my friend, are good. Zesty... Does anybody even make a zesty Morden and Jalapeno? We do. We do. That's beautiful, man. What are we gonna call the new company, boys? Um...

You know, I'm glad we came up with this, because I really didn't want to start harvesting lizard penises. No, man. What can the company be called? You know, I'm glad we came up with this because I really didn't want to start harvesting lizard penises. No, man. What can the company be called? Julian Fries? Chips?

Julian Chips. We could do like a hackery stack. Julian's Potatoes. Best chips in the world. What about, we should have the name Sunnyvale in it, I think. Okay. Fuck, those are good. Potato Company.

This is insane. Well, we don't want to restrict ourselves. Maybe we want to expand someday into other snacks. Ah, boom. Smart thinking. That's fucking... The Sunnyvale Snack Company. How about that?

It does have a bit of a ring to it. It's simple. Simple. And then if we want to branch out and make, you know, chocolate bars or something down the road. Muscle bars. Protein bars. Muscle bars. Muscle drinks. I didn't know lizards have forked cocks. What? They have like forked penises. Liz does? Lizards. Lizards. Endangered monitor lizards are getting their cocks cut off and sold as these mystical roots. Aw, that's terrible. Poor lizards.

Mystical roots from the Himalayas. Imagine the conversation the lizards are having in the den. They think this root, which is actually a cock, they don't even know, will bring them fortune, material wealth, you could win lawsuits, and attract romantic partners. Maybe I should have it. What is wrong with people? We're not in the fucking... It's not the year 600 for fuck's sakes. No, it's not. It's 2021. All right, what other flavors have we got here? Well...

This is the Jalapeno and Zesty Mordant, which I believe will be a good one. You know, we gotta think of it this way. Who would eat a shit ton of these chips? Especially. No, no, no, no, no. Check this out. If you had a cheeseburger chip. Oh, I can make a cheeseburger.

Oh, I know one fucking person that'll eat the slut out of it. He'll probably keep us in business. If we make a chip called Dirty Burger, Randy alone will keep us in business. Okay, so let me think. Dirty Burger. We're going to want some beef spice. Yeah, like a taco maybe.

Ketchup, mustard, relish. Now we're cooking. Oh, I can do all of it. Yes, right here. Chili, I can do all of it. Yes, right here. Chili, cheese. These are fucking incredible. We should have been doing this years ago. You know what?

It's because of the Rona. The cheese were created. That's right. The budget came out of it. It only took a year. And if the battery wasn't dead in your car, we would have drove to the Irving. Fucking right we would have. And got chips, and we never would have fucking made chips.

So there you go. Dead battery equals new business. I can't believe it's been a fucking year, man. Remember a year ago, I was living in the woods? Oh yeah. You were just living at that house? You were eating fucking squirrels, man. I don't want to talk about it.

I'll have teeth. Like every day. Okay. Get a little bit of that. I'm going to have to pass out for a little bit. No, man. No, no, no, no. We're going to come up with a bunch more flavors.

I'm going to be talking to this guy first thing in the morning. He's not going to call you back. He's going to call me, man. Who did you call? Hostess. Yeah, the CEO. How did you get his number? He went through the whole fucking... You don't call the regular one where, you know, you complain.

You phone the executive one. That's when I went to the executive office, got his fucking number. You know what I'm saying? Okay. It's been a year. Some people are still saying the Rowan is no worse than the fucking flu. Yeah, well, you know what those people are called, Ricky? Idiots. Or tuberculosis,

they're saying, too. Might be killed about the same amount of people. Tuberculosis killed way more people. So maybe there was no fucking vaccine of that. No wearing masks to avoid that. It wasn't. It's not transmitted

the same way, I don't believe. You know what the good thing is, though? When was the last time you guys had a cold? It's been a while. It's been over a year, man. I don't fucking keep track of my colds.

Well, how many colds do you usually get three or four a year? Seventeen. Seventeen last year? I don't fucking know. Okay, well, do you have a cold?

I have a cold right now. No, you don't. I have a runny nose. That's from you because you're over the fucking stove all night, man. All right. Well, let's push on. Oh, yeah. You know what?

You know what? For the dirty burger? How about a little steak spice? Okay. Oh, that's getting wild. I'm feeling it. Let's get crazy. I'm feeling it.

Let's get a little crazy we should do commercials i like the higher up spice well you know what it hits it at a harder at a faster pace also all the stuff there pops sweep all this shit up in a little while because there's like lots of spices oh no i'm not money all that's i know i'm not gonna waste any spices. Don't worry. Did you hear about the female brawl that broke out at the Bath and Body Works? Oh, man, I heard about that. Fucking awesome fight. They fucking went for it. Who did?

These two ladies. One of them was standing too close to the other one, and they fucking just started pulling the shit out of each other's hair. What's good about that, Ricky? Two of the employees took him down to the ground. That's no good. Well, there's no fucking fighting in hockey anymore. I got to get my feed from it somewhere.

What were they fighting over? Because one of the ladies was standing too close to the other one, I guess, and she didn't like it. She's like, you better back the fuck off. Okay, this right here. What the fuck is that? Don't, I'm not, don't even want you to see. I've used this for my kitties, and this is like a wonder spice.

Well, you gotta tell us what the fucking thing is, man. Well, I don't even know what it is. It's just called... Pepper? No. A fragrant, peppery type spice resembling a blend of cloves, cinnamon, and nutmeg. Sounds good, Coach. It's an allspice.

Sounds risque. Yeah, don't put a lot of that shit on there. No, no, this is, it's got to be just a pinch. All right, I'm going to put that back in here so we don't fucking waste it. Well. Overhead, bud. Throw it in there. Well, I guess.

What? I got most of it back in there. Don't you, pups. You fucking got it in your hands. You might not want to do like that, like they do down in the hash fucking jungles. Yeah, see, in case this one's just plain. No. You got the shit going on there. You know, we're not even selling plain.

Fuck plain. No, no, we should sell plain at some point, man. Okay, I give you Dirty Burger. Let me try the Dirty Burger. Be honest. What is it? Thumbs up? Thumbs down? It's thumbs up.

It's not quite a burger yet, but it's fucking delicious. Okay, I will continue to work on it. I'm not going to try it until you fucking have it down. I will continue to work on it. I'll be the master tester. Oh, fuck, it is good, though on it. I'm not gonna try it until you fucking have it down. I will continue to work on it. I'll be the master tester. Oh fuck, it is good though. Yeah. Are you serious?

Here, let me try one and I'll figure out what it's missing. It's missing beef. No, it's got the beef flavor. Little more cheese sauce. Yes, cheese. A little more cheese sauce. Cheese? A little more cheese. And something to just sort of balance it out with almost like a brioche bun flavor.

Like if you're eating a nice burger. Ketchup mayo maybe. Ooh, sesame seeds. Can you do like a toasted butter bun? Yes, a little butter on the toasted bun and some sesame seeds in there. That's damn close though, Ricky. We could be at fucking Daytona Bike Week right now.

Really? It's 300,000 people there. No masks. That's what's going on right now. Ricky, why would you want to do that? Just to say, fucking let's have some fun for a change. It's been a year. Yeah, and then you catch the Ronin and die, or give it to me and I die. Be a fun week, though.

Well, you know what people are thinking. There's people that think that it's nonsense, right? But then there's other people saying, fuck it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to have a good time, go down, drink. That's me. Get baked. That's me.

Get banged. I'll fight it. Have a good time. Fuck. Fighting a lot of animals. I'll fight it. Have a good time. Fuck. Fought a lot of animals. I could fight a virus. Well, a virus is a much fucking different beast, man. And your lungs.

Doesn't even have teeth. You even spot brick. Your lungs are not the fucking greatest in the world, let me tell you. They're better than some. Well, they're not better than fucking a lot. You do smoke a lot. You've smoked a lot of crazy shit in your life, bud. Yeah, maybe it makes them stronger.

In huffed shit. I want to watch it, man. Makes you stronger. Holy fuck, boys. I am starting to get tired. Yeah, I'm fucking pretty tired too, but I'm... You're getting a third or fourth wind here. I'm pretty excited about the chips.

Oh, I'm big time excited. Holy fuck. I just can't get enough. You know what we need? What? Chicken. Chicken party. Chicken chips.

Home made chicken. I need some bouillon. Need some chicken bouillon. All right. Do you have any oxo cubes, Ricky? That would work perfect. I just can't get enough. I just can't get enough. I just can't get enough.

Woo! I don't know. Why can't you get enough of? Why don't we take the chicken, cook it, freeze it, smash it with a hammer into powder, and use that? No. I will get... That's not how you make chicken powder, man. Oh, chicken seasoning.

Chicken seasoning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut your ass up. Really? Oh, chicken seasoning. Chicken seasoning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut your ass up. Really? Well, it's like for chicken. I don't know if it's chicken flavored, but let's see what I can... Let's see what I can...

If you could put a chicken in my mouth right now, I would marry you. That's a weird statement, Ricky. I'd love to see a chicken on his mouth right now. I would too. Are these plain? These are. They're not even salted or anything. Oh, now. I would too. Are these plain? These are. They're not even salted or anything. I don't know if they're crisp.

They may not be crisp, but not enough. I want to check these out, man. The ones with no shit on it. Here, take one of those. I mean, you'll see how bland they are. Yeah, but that might be for, you know, people that don't want to eat salt. Nobody likes what you like, which is no flavor. You know what?

These taste like shit compared to those. That's right. Who begs? Here, Ricky, load me up with some freshies so I can work on our chicken chips. Oh, you know what would be another good one? What? Like a variation on ketchup.

Because ketchup chips are only in Canada. Fries and ketchup. What about fries and ketchup? They don't have that down in the States. They don't have ketchup chips for real fucking... Oh, well, fuck, man. There you go. I wish these were a little grisperier. No, that's all right.

There, there's enough in there to play with a recipe. All right. Okay. What we got to do, Bob, is you got to get over there, and you got to make sure... Take some tests. Test the temperatures and shit. That's important. Some of these are a little too burnt, right? I agree. What we gotta do, Bubz, you gotta get over there and you gotta make sure, take some tests, test the temperatures and shit.

That's important. Some of these are a little too burnt, right? I agree. I don't know, when I put her into production, I'll have a... Be consistency. Believe me, I'll have the consistency figured out, don't you worry. Okay, this is the chicken seasoning right here. This guy went to a zoo in China.

In the wolf cage. He went up to the wolf cage to take a picture and there was no wolf. It was a Rottweiler. It's a zoo in China? Yeah. They got a Rottweiler wolf. That's so fucked. Okay, mix those up. Into the little spice mixer.

No, that's just the base. I wish I had an oxo-kill doll. I'll get you one. Will you thank? Marguerite's gotta have some fucking oxo-kills. Who can we call? It's late. Marguerite. 4.30, is she still up?

No, she's not up. It's Perk, during the dark. It's Park during the dark. Park during the dark. What would you call that? P-D-D? Park during dark. P-D-D. P-D-D.

P-D-D. It's that stuff. This is... This is Tormek again, but but I'm only gonna use a pinch. Can I smell him? Oh! That's supposed to be really good for you, eh? I don't know, man.

You're supposed to eat that. Boo! But here, just- I'm just talking like a... Just like... Like a pinch? A pinch! Just like that. Okay. This guy's got lots of stuff on him. Fuck, what flavor was I building? Just like a peach Just like that

Okay, this guy's got lots of stuff. Fuck. What flavor was I building Oh check the chips Chicken chips. Yes, the moxa cubes man Just wait now this year. Oh I can get her pretty fucking close tell you right now. It's a that there's got a, it's another chicken-based spice. It says chicken seasoning. I don't know. It says chicken on there anyway.

Corey was telling me that Marguerite was on this, she's making money on some site called Fans Only. What the fuck is that? Marguerite is. Marguerite's on OnlyFans? That's what fucking Fans Only. What the fuck is that? Margaritas. Margarites on OnlyFans? That's what fucking Corey said. What is it? Please don't tell me he's not fucking subscribed to Margarites fans.

I think it's like a dirty site where you do long array pictures. He pulled up her profile and said, yeah, she was dressed in some nice pajamas. How'd she look? I didn't really look at her that closely. I don't know. What is a fans-only site? I think it's like a dirty site where you show your parts. I don't know, though.

Really? I think you can show your parts or not show your parts. I guess you don't have to show your parts, but if you want to show your parts, you don't get kicked off. Why would Corey want to look at my rights parts? Because he's fucked, Ricky. All right, how's this going? That's not bad. Fucking March 19 already? How the fuck is March 19 already?

Oh, man, Julian, you got a birthday to celebrate when we wake up. I can't wait. Wyatt Earp. No way. How bad would you have banged him? I don't know, man. He was like a, he was a sheriff, man. I don't know if I would have got along with him or not.

You guys would have had some weird opposites attract. He would have had a problem, no, he would have had a problem with us. I don't know what's going on. For sure. Ooh, Glenn Close. Makes you want to cook a squirrel. What? What? Glenn Close doesn't cook squirrel squirrel. What? What?

Glenn Close doesn't cook squirrels. What was that one? She was in that crazy movie. Oh, you know, where she cooked a rabbit in Fatal Attraction. Fatal Attraction. Was that Glenn Close? It was Glenn Close, man. Was it?

Oh, she was fucking, yeah, you'd love that. What was the one where Sharon Stone flashed her badge? Beast against the... Oh, she was fucking, yeah, you love that. What was the one with Sharon Stone? Flashter badge. Beast against the. Oh, yeah. Flashter, yes, she did. Oh, Bruce Willis. You fucking love him. You love the Die Hard movies, don't you, Julian?

Pulp Fiction. Big Die Hard fan, hey? Pulp Fiction. Yeah, Pulp Fiction. That was a good fucking character, man. He was good in that. Holy fuck, boys. Boxer, what'd you do?

I got her. She was good in that. Holy fuck, boys. Boxer? What'd you do? I got her. She's 95% checking. She's 95% there. Try one. All I need's an oxo cube. I can't even mention this next birthday today. Ricky, check it, check. Unbelievable.

See, the birthdays were going good, and then all of a sudden this one gets thrown in there. I can't even say it. Who is it? and then all of a sudden this one gets thrown in there. I can't even say it. Who is it? What do you think of the chip? Who is it?

You know what? This is fucking good. That's chicken chip. There's got a lot of chicken flavor. That's what I did without Oxo Cube. You wait till I get some chicken bouillon. You know what? Let's say we go over to Marguerite's and fucking just go into her kitchen and grab something.

Pay her back in the morning. She might be in there doing her videos. We'll be quiet. Holy fuck, you know what? Whose birthday was it that you didn't want to say? A pig. Who? A pig movie mogul.

Oh. I thought you were going to say Hitler. No. Fuck Hitler. No. Fuck Hitler. Have I said that before? First name, Harvey. Okay, yeah. Oh, fuck that.

Fuck that guy. Try the chicken. Big. Okay, loves. Direction or soft? Holy fuck. Erect. Erect. Okay, loves. Direction or soft? Holy fuck. E-rack.

E-rack. But we got to go over to Marguerite's and get some and do this like right now. What if she's making one of her videos? We'll just go in and say, hey, we're here just getting some OXO. Keep it going. God, I just have this vision. We walk in, she's out in the kitchen table. All right.

I just need a little quick... Second wind. Let's do it. Sunnyvale Snack Company is born. Come on, get the fuck up.