Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 45 - April Fools

Episode Date: April 3, 2023

The Boys are gonna get f**ked up for April Fools Day - so what's new?! Find out why Bubbles is counting Steve French jumping fences, how to get a lip job from a kissing machine, and do some hot yoga with Ricky. Also: Trailer Park Boys D9 THC powder is coming!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. It's coming on. What's the fucking problem, man? The computer's fucked. Have you ever named your muscles what is the computers of the operator it's definitely the computer man have you ever given names to your muscles pops individual muscles so i'm not in the mood for that shit no i'm just wondering i think it would be a

good idea to name them and then when you're working out, you can talk to them and get them, give them pep talks. Puffs, what the fuck are you talking about? Name them. Who names muscles? You do. They do have names. There's names to them. No, but giving them names that you can talk to them.

Why? Why would you fucking do that? Because you give them a pep talk. It's like, come on, buggy. You can lift it. Come on, pectoral. Come on, pectoral. Pectoral Pete.

Come on, pectoral Pete. Come on, pectoral Pete. Get in sync with your buddy over here. How's Bicep Brent doing today? Oh, Bicep Brent. Oh, boys. Lonnie Latt. Shut the fuck up. Lonnie Latt, how are you doing back there?

Lonnie Latt. Barry Brachialis. What the fuck? Who? Barry Brachialis. What the fuck? Who? Barry Brachialis? What the fuck is a Brachialis? Brachialis. I don't fucking know.

But boys, let me try to get this working. We basically have nothing to talk about. Tony Trapps. If I can't get this going. Tony Trapps. Hey, Tony Trapps. All right. So this is really the last day of merch, is it?

Well, yeah. What do you mean? You think it's a trick? Merch kind of went quick, like a little... Oh, I thought you thought it was a trick, like there's 32 days or something. No, not this year. There was never 32 days of merch, Ricky, except maybe on the Mayan calendar or something. There's never a leap year of merch?

No. There's only one... What's the word? You gotta steal better electronics. I thought these things couldn't get viruses, man. I think I got somebody taking over my fucking computer, man. Thought your mother couldn't get them either, but she did. Some of the sites you're searching.

There's no sites that I'm searching that are too fucked. Boys, I got a good snap on. A good jag. All right, so what's going on? Did we introduce the show? Are we going to fucking start over? No, we're waiting for you. I don't want to.

I'm not introducing a fucking thing today. Why not? Because this is down and so is this. Why don't I introduce my wiener to your lips? Jesus. You're on a roll, partner. All right. I'm just slaying.

Welcome to the park after the dark. Park after dark. It was dark how long ago? Not that long ago. Not that long ago. What is it? It's 5 a.m. Still recovering a little bit from Cleveland. I haven't slept a fucking wink last night. Are you recovered

from Cleveland? I loved Cleveland. What did you guys think? I thought it was a fantastic time. I thought it was great, but you know what? I think I got damaged. I think I damaged myself there. Well, you did too many of the powder things. There was a lot of fucking,

a lot of powdered drugs going around. But not the ones people think. It's the Trailer Bread Boy ones that you add to these. THC powder. And all of a sudden, you're just like. So we don't have any, though, right? We couldn't bring any home.

Oh, man. So for the people that don't know, we sell these. They're like little tubes, both this long, both that big around. You crack it. It's D9 THC powder. You dump her in your drink, mix her up, and then you're drinking, and you're getting drunk, and next thing you know, your eyes are fucking tight. Yeah, it's a good blend. and next thing you know your eye's a fucking kite.

Yeah, it's a good blend. It's fantastic. I think it's a game changer. Well, it's just like we're sitting around at pub drinking and you usually are outside half the night fucking smoking joints. We got to talk to him. Well, Ricky was eating like funded.

He was just pouring the fucking crystals in his mouth and eating them. I like those little sweet tart edibles, too. They were nice. They're nice, and they're very weak. I like that because you can just top yourself up without getting, you know, into crazy. You know what the greatest thing in the world is? We're talking about this because we have an unlimited supply for ourselves.

In America. In America, though. It sucks that we don't have an unlimited supply here. Well, I'm actually glad because you guys, you can barely talk. Yeah. And when you do get some words out, they don't make sense because you're fucked. But it's fun, though. Look at the conversations we had.

Did you enjoy the bar called The Vault? I did. The Vault was really yeah cool man you should tell people there's a bar called the vault and it used to be an actual bank vault so inside this big bar there's like i think 12 different vaults or something different big vaults and they still have the big door on them but they added lights to them in their private rooms. And you know what? Al Capone had a fucking vault there. Al Capone. I studied the fucking door mechanisms

in the vault. I think maybe if we wanted to try it someday, you know, just joking around, not to actually break the law or anything, but we might be able to... Those fucking vaults are from the 20s and 30s. Yeah, but how much could they have changed, man? Oh, not very much.

Why would they be fucking computerized now? The inside mechanisms are pretty similar. Why would they have facial recognition technology and fucking computerized fucking link-ups and fucking transmitting fucking signals all over the world? You know what? You're a buzzkill, bud, right now.

You know that? I'm just talking. Oh, let's just go with the fucking, let's get a stethoscope on, put it to the thing and crank the big dial. Oh, I got her. I got Al Capone's money. You're fucked. He felt very strongly about that. Well, I mean, he's talking about pulling a bank job. That's what I'm saying.

Based on an old fucking vault door from the 20s that he saw when he was high and drunk. I think I'm a bit broken. Like I broke something inside of me in Cleveland. I swear to fuck. You might have broke your will. My will? Your will to go on. My will is not

ever going to be broken. You might have broke your will to go on. It is there and it's intact and it's fucking strong, buddy. Come on! Okay. Wooly mammoth meatball, would you eat one? Mm-hmm. You would. You would eat one.

The fucking protein that would be in that piece of meat would be the best piece of meat you could ever fucking eat, man. Why are you asking that? There's an Australian company that's making shit like that now. Because they got the DNA of a woolly mammoth? Yeah. And now they're growing woolly mammoth meat? They're producing cultivated meat.

Oh. You know what I thought you meant? I thought they found one and they fucking hacked off a piece and they're selling pieces of it. No, but there is a lot of protein in it. I thought they were going to start selling woolly man with sheep. There's companies now that can grow meat. Oh, I know. I know who it is now.

Which is brilliant because then no animals have to suffer. They just grow a chicken and no chicken had to get his bait fold off. They're going to have alpaca meat, buffalo, crocodile, kangaroo, peacock. I'd fucking drill a peacock burger into me. I thought you'd drill a peacock. Yeah. You walked right into that. No, I didn't say I'd first.

Right in there, buddy. No, I wouldn't drill a peacock into me. You put his little peacock little feet in there first. They have pretty big wings. But do they really have woolly mammoth DNA? Yeah, they do, man. They made a woolly mammoth meatball. Oh, can you fucking imagine?

Sell one meatball about that big like Fred Flintstone style. 80 bucks. Woolly mammoth meatball. You can finish it. This is from a woolly mammoth. That doesn't mean you have to fucking make a huge big... You might as well, I mean, just for the novelty of it.

You wouldn't want woolly mammoth meatballs like the little Swedish ones. Yeah, but they'd be fucking raw inside. I'd't want woolly mammoth meatballs like the little Swedish ones. Yeah, but they'd be fucking raw inside. I'd like a woolly mammoth coat. A coat? Yeah, that would be cool. Well, they're not grown as fur. Could they? They might be able to. They should be able to.

I would love a woolly mammoth coat. That would be fucking cool. Right to the ground so you don't even see your feet. You just look like you're hovering. That would be cool, man. Eh? Yeah. Just like in the Flintstones. I'd be super fly with that on.

See, I don't remember writing this, and I don't know really what it means, or there's no other information. Excellent. I love those. Me too. It's a great headline, though. What's it say? Sniffing other people's sweat can help treat social anxiety.

Read about it. New study. So let's fucking... New study. They think that, you know, smelling other people's armpits has a calming effect on anxiety. Try it on him. I don't want to. I'm not anxiety ridden.

And they also say like in the back of the neck you're supposed to give a little sniff sniff there too. Oh yeah? Yeah. But if you're really banged up

Yeah. Like really freaking out you're supposed to fucking crank a big fella's arse cheeks apart. Get your face right in there.

I think that's for something else. No that calms you right down apparently. Yeah. Because you're probably thinking, holy fuck, you better not tip backwards. You get to the point where you're like, holy fuck, I'm losing my

mind right now. My nose is in somebody's ass. Holy fuck, I'm right out of here from the fumes. That was not in this fucking study, what you just said. I didn't read anything about ass-facing. No, I'm just theorizing. I am theorizing that maybe. Like that centipede fucking movie that you made me watch.

Oh, where they sewed the guy's mouth to his hole? It was disgusting, Babs. You see, it's fucking... You like that stuff, huh? Well, it was fucking about as twisted as you can get. Human centipedes sewing everybody's mouth to their holes and their holes in their mouth. With a horrible, horrible.

Feeding the front guy so that the big shit train just happens right through. You know what would happen to me? What? I'd say bye-bye lips and I would fucking. Rip them right off? Rip my lips right off, man. Holy fuck, you'd look fucked with no lips. Yeah, I would look fucked with an entire body full of someone's shit, too.

Can you imagine that? I can. That's disgusting. I can, but now I can really picture you with no lips. Just a big smile. Just a big goatee. You wouldn't have a goatee because that's on your lip. No, it's above my lips, man.

But your lips. Oh, yeah, he'd be taking that. It's going to fucking tear off all the way around here. Wow. You're going to have just a big perm and smile. Like the biggest fucking grin you've ever seen. Just walking around, lifting weights, fucking smiling. Pups.

Sniffing guys' holes to stay calm. What are we talking about? I don't know, man. You just went off. You're on her today. I like't know, man. You just went off. You're on it today. I like it. I'm all fired up, boys. Right on the lacquer. Did you hear about the man

and wife sitting in a hot tub at their little Airbnb in Colorado? No, we didn't. The man got swiped by a lion. Pulled him right out of the tub. No, just sw't. Man got swiped. By a lion. Pulled him right out of the tub. No, just swiped his head.

Fucked him. Got him. Killed him? No, he survived. Killed him. Freaky the fucker. You're sitting in a nice little hot tub with your wife, and all of a sudden you get a goddamn lion. Fuck, and that lion comes out and goes.

Well, that's weird. You know what? He's lucky, because usually they'll come around and go. Right behind him. I wish I was him, and the thing came up. He probably just gave him a swat to see what he was and then he darted off. That's a lot of little kitties do, right? What would you have done?

I would have fucking jumped out and been like, here kitty, kitty, kitty, come kitty, come kitty, kitty, come kitty. I would have got him over. Did some belly acts. I would have got him in the tub with us to have a drink. After he swiped him, he didn't go that far away. He just kind of stood there and was watching. Oh, so he was testing them.

He got on a little perch and he was just watching them. Oh, so he was giving them a test to see what they were going to do. Go out and fucking crack them in the side of the head and then step back and what you going to do, bud? What now, he's saying. Yeah, you probably could have tamed him, I think. I could have had him in the tub having a drink. Fucking big dish of milk like that.

You can't get into bringing cats like that back to the park, man. I already did. I know, no more. Steve French wasn't a problem for anybody. He could have killed us, though. He could have, but he didn't. Because he was... Steve French wasn't a problem for anybody. He could have killed us, though. He could have, but he didn't. Because he was a nice kitty. He stuck his fucking nose, his snout, up into my balls, Bob.

So that's not fucking... That's what kitties do. Yeah, no, it's not when I... No. I love a big kitty. It's terrifying, man. I love big kitties. No, he was fine.

He wasn't going to hurt anybody. He was just craving the weed. He was just craving the weed. He was really wanting more weed. You don't have TPSP or anything. Yeah, I might. I've had dreams about a boy straight up. About Steve French? Yeah, I've had dreams about him all the time. Straight off me, man.

Sexy dreams? Not sexy, man. I dream about Steve French all the time. Running through the meadow with him. Steve French. Me and him running through the meadow. Sometimes when I can't sleep, I count Steve French as jumping over the fences. That's a good rap lyric.

Yeah. Counting Steve French as jumping over fences. Yeah, that's a good one. I'm going to use that. Okay. Former Family Feud contestant charged with first-degree murder was a strange wife. Really?

Yeah, he was on the show in 2020. And Steve Harvey asked him, what's the biggest mistake you made at your wedding? And he said, saying, I do. Holy fuck. So that's probably what said, saying, I do. Holy fuck. So that's probably what started the fireworks, I'm guessing. He's like, I'm probably gonna get in trouble for that. You think he

ignited some bullshit at home? No, I think that was probably already well established. If he's saying that on national TV, he didn't give a fuck at that point. And he ended up murdering her? That's what they're saying. Of course, he's saying he didn't. a fuck at that point. And he ended up murdering her? That's what they're saying.

Of course, he's saying he didn't, but... Jesus, Murphy. A lot of that's going on these days. So he was a real nutmeg. I guess, or maybe she just pushed him too far. Well, you can't murder. It doesn't matter, Ricky. You can't murder somebody. No, but normal people do it.

Don't they? They're not normal. These normal people need fucking help, man. Think about it, Ricky. Ricky, if you can get taunted into murdering somebody, you're not normal. You need anger, like mental health fucking anger issue problems. All right, you might be right. You can't get taunted into murder.

It's not a defense? All right, you might be right. You can't get taunted into murder. It's not a defense? You would try it, but I don't think any jury's going to say, well, he got taunted. I mean, what was he supposed to do, not murder them? Yeah, nobody's going to say that. That's why people get married too soon, man.

They got to fucking chill out, take their time a little bit. get married too soon, man. They gotta fucking chill out. Take their time a little bit. So there's a Chinese firm that has invented a kissing machine for remote lovers. You hook this little thing up to the front of your phone and it's got a little pair of silicone lips.

And while you're talking to your lover, you can kiss and it treats you. We were talking about that, you sensual thing. Well, it's out now. Yeah, it is out. Yeah. So it's just a set of lips or does it have a... Just a set of lips.

And you can get them going however you want and it'll transmit how you're doing it through to the other person. So how do you... So the other person, you got to be wearing sensors on your lips, do you? There's sensors in the silicone lips. Yeah, man.

You put it right in your mouth, man. Like right there. No, it's a set of lips right here that clip on your lips, do you? There's sensors in the silicone lips. Yeah, man, you put it right in your mouth, man. Like, right there. No, it's a set of lips right here that clip onto your phone, and you start kissing it, and then... And you lick it and shit. Sends that data through. Oh, so they...

If you're doing it at the same time, my lips are telling the remote lips how they're moving, and their lips are telling my remote lips how their lips are moving. I don't think there's a tongue. Is there a hole? Like, how deep does she are moving. I don't think there's a tongue. Is there a hole? Like, how deep does she go? I don't even think there's a hole.

It's pretty lame, actually. Because I know what most people would be doing. What? Jamming their wiener in it. Well, they would be. I guess you would. But, I mean, I just mean if that's what the technology is, I mean. That's a different kind of a test.

Tell me that's not coming soon. It is. I mean, that's how, you know, when people are calling up the phone sex lines, now they'll have, you know, you got a fucking big mouth hooked up to your fucking computer, big fucking, you know, one of those big arms on it so you can adjust or wherever you want. In goes the wing. All right, here's the question. How long do you think it would take us to find a container of those bad boys at the shipyard?

A container of what? Fucking lip jobbies, those lip machines. You can order one. No, but we want a bunch of them. These ones are the ones I'm talking about. If we can cut in and get a bunch and sell them. Well, you could probably just get... Everyone in Sunnyville would have one.

We could probably just get a jack vac like the truckers have and glue these lips onto the front of it. There's an idea. It would be great for prison, wouldn't it? Don't you think? Imagine you have one of those in prison. What, you want to kiss your roommates? No, no.

You call somebody else. So you and Freddy are calling each other? No, no. Rick. People on the outside world. I know what he's saying. You could call your significant other. That's right.

Say, hey, baby, can I have a kiss? Good night? Or the wiener thing you mentioned. Yes. Maybe modify it. I think there'd be more demand for the wiener thing you mentioned. Yes. Maybe modify it. I think there'd be more demand for the wiener thing probably than the kissing. I think so, too. So you get a jack vac like the truckers have and glue these lips to the front of it.

Then you're in business. Now we just got to find a container of those machines. You can fix them. What are they called, Ricky? Super lips? It just says kissing machine for remote lovers. Remote lovers. Hmm. Hmm. I wonder when the sax robots are coming out. Oh, they're out, man. Yeah. I'd say they got to be out, but you want to make

sure there's a lot of testing done on them, because once something gets ripped off like that, you can't get her back on. You're talking about machines tightening and stuff, Bob. You want to make sure. Oh, I agree. You want to make sure the adjustments. You don't really want to be a test pilot. You don't want to be the Chuck Yeager of the fucking sex dolls, robot dolls.

Part of you would want to be that guy. But yeah, if anything bad happened, you'd probably, you wouldn't be happy about it. You know, because imagine the torque they have. I wonder what those companies, you're right, they must have people testing these dolls out, right? Yes. So it would be good to talk to somebody that works for them.

That's what they do for a living. See how much they make. I mean, they might just, in the early stages, they probably just, you know, stick a pepperoni or something in there and see if it mulches it off. Yeah, of course, Buzz, but. Clenching to 600 PSI. I mean, what if it said that when you were

in there? Is that a good thing? Hydraulic pressure rising. No, you're going to be in some pain. Clenching to 1,000 newtons. Too easy.

When is the time to go to bed, boys? Like, seriously. Go to bed? We've been here for a long two hours. We're up for the day. Yeah, we're going to go to yoga here shortly. Yoga? No.

You don't go to yoga, Ricky, do you? When did you start doing yoga? I haven't, but I... Yoda. I haven't, but we should start. It's supposed to be good for a lot of things. Hot Yoda? Yoga? I don't know about hot.

That's supposed to be the one. That's where you just fire a bunch of rocks into a fire pit or something and just take them out? No, no. They have these classes where you go in and they fucking got the heat cranked up to about 40 fucking degrees and you do yoga and you fucking sweat

and pass out and then you wake up and you're like, oh, I'm all limbered up. It's a sauna kind of thing. You know what? We should turn this trailer into a sauna. It's a hot yoga palace. It's worse than hockey here, I bet. If you turned this trailer into, it would split right up the middle like a fucking hot bet. If you turned this trailer into,

it would split right up the middle like a fucking hot dog. What are we turning it into? A roof would curl up. Yoga studio? Hot yoga, like a sauna. Like over in Finland and shit, they go to the sauna. The people are living like... The roof would peel right open like a hot dog when it's on the grill.

It would just split right up and just peel right up. A whistle dog. Yeah. All right, you guys lost me. Mm-hmm. Did you hear about that? There was a dude that he worked for this company 14 years. They didn't realize they were running a tally on his smoke

breaks. They charged him for every smoke break. He ended up having to fucking pay 11 grand. Where's this at? I'm going to protest. That's bullshit. I think it's too far away, Ricky. I think it's in Japan somewhere.

But, buddy, he doesn't have 11 grand to pay for smoking. Fucking bullshit. That's fucking bullshit. Man's got to smoke. That's terrible. Yeah, but they're tallying up the fuck over 14 years. Fuck off. And they didn't bother telling them until the end?

I'm not sure, bubs. What's the difference between having a smoke and a coffee? That's true. That's what I was thinking. Well, a lot, but. That's what I was also thinking too, bubs. You're thinking a lot. I'm just, I'm like.

Everything that gets said. May as well be on a different planet right now. Everything that gets said, that's what you're thinking. Exactly. Exactly. Yo, Ann Sebastian Bach got fucking born on March 31. Decent. You gonna crank some of him tonight?

Bach. He was fucking decent. Gordie Howe? Gordie Howe. A lot of people don't know who Gordie Howe is, I bet. That's pretty sad. Great hockey player. Well, there are a lot of people from the U.S. who don't follow hockey like we do.

Probably don't know Gordie Howe. People from Australia, because people from Australia or even Poland, they play hockey in Poland. They play hockey in Poland. Lots of hockey. Liz Claiborne got born. Liz Claiborne. The. Liz Claiborne. The makeup lady. She's a fashion designer, yeah.

Yes. Ooh, that's a good one. I might have to watch a fucking movie tonight. Ooh, who is it? Christopher Walken. Yeah. Yes. Let's watch...

Deer Hunter? No. Okay. And that's the obvious choice. I mean, we Deer Hunter? No. Okay. And that's the obvious choice. I mean, we could, but you don't want to. Pulp Fiction. Oh, Pulp Fiction's a good one, too. True Romance.

True Romance. True Romance. Let's do Pulp Fiction and True Romance. Take a lot of gummies. No, watch the one, you know, where he comes into the trailer and he's talking to Dennis Hopper. Yeah, that was True Romance. True Romance. True Romance. Yeah, yeah.

That's a good one. Let's watch that one. I love that one. Let's do it. He's talking about the watch in Pulp Fiction. Yeah. He ended up his ass. That's great.

Let's watch that. That was fucking cool, man. And who's he telling the story to? It's young Bruce Willis, isn't it? Yes. Isn't it? Yes, it was. Because Bruce's

girlfriend Bruce Willis is not doing well eh did you guys know that it sucks man cheers to him man cheers to Bruce Willis

fuck he's awesome yeah he is awesome he's fucking how many times have we watched fucking die hard movies cause you said that well we're gonna watch him

he's gonna be in Pulp Fiction tonight. Right on. We're going to get super drunk. Oh, yeah. There you go. Super drunk night. Watch Bruce.

Bruce. And we're going to have a doubleheader. Pulp Fiction, true romance. Fucking right out of her. I'm going to make slimy tugboats. I just decided. You know what? Die hard.

One. All right. Rhea Perlman also got born today. Not a lot of action films for her, though. No, but she's great. Rhea Perlman also got born today. Not a lot of action films for her, though. No, but she's great. Rhea Perlman. She's great. She was on Cheers, right? For years. Angus Young.

We'll have to crank some ACDC tonight. Yeah, man. It's gonna be a better night than I thought. And Ewan McGregor as well. Whoa. We could watch Trainspotting. Trainspotting.

That movie gives me the Willie song. Yeah, man. Those people got fucked up. Yeah, that's a fucked up song. No, we're going to watch Bruce Willis and Christopher Walken movies. Crank some ACDC. And some Beethoven. And some Beethoven. And some Beethoven.

It's not Beethoven. Er, no, Bach. And listen to Sebastian Bach. Not just him, but our buddy Baz. Well, that's a different Sebastian Bach. All right. This is Johann Sebastian Bach.

Well, we got a lot of partying to do tonight. We do. We're going to have to rest up or we'll just keep going. I think we just get right into her, boys. Yeah. Don't you think? We're pretty seasoned after the whole Cleveland fucking craziness.

I think we just keep her going. Maybe we pretend it's, what is this? Oh, that's an ashtray, man. For fuck's sake. You got to keep your eyes tested, buddy. It's just shiny. Put your fucking hand. What do you think it was? A couple of mackerel? For fuck's sake. You've got to keep your eyes tested, buddy. It's just shiny. Put your fucking hand in a dirty... What was it? A couple of mackerel?

And, Bubz, there's like this fucking mold and shit there, man. It's dirty. I thought... Gum and fucking... I thought it was a pair of gold ballerina slippers. Okay. Or, I don't know. Why would I have ballerina slippers?

It looks like a sack. It I have ballerina slippers? It looks like a sack. It looks like ballerina slippers. A ball sack? It's weird. That's the first thing that came to your mind. Well, that's what it looks like. Yeah, maybe C-3PO's. Exactly.

Or R2's. Imagine if he had that. R2's. R2 wouldn't have gold balls. He'd be dragging on the ground. That's why he's going... Exactly. He's saying, someone pick up my testicles.

What would they need balls for? To make baby robots. Robot banging? Really? Yeah. All right. Are we done? Please.

I need some food. I need to get more booze. I need to get this night going. I need to get this night going. Oh, fuck. I just yawned. Okay, I better increase my liquor intake. And we're gonna get on her. And happy. So what do we need? We gotta go to the liquor store?

Oh, here we go. People don't need to hear all these details, man. No, I know, but I'm used to having drugs and I don't have any. Well, we're gonna go get some. There's a drive-thru place that we'll hit. Okay. Okay, everybody, go get yourself some drugs and some liquor. Watch some Bruce Willis. Watch some Bruce Willis, Christopher Walken, crank some ACDC, and then put on a box.

And then wake up and it's April Fool's Day. Ooh. And I'm going to fuck with you guys bad. Oh, wicked. Ricky, I don't like your April Fool's tricks. Me either, man. They don't make any sense. Like burning people with light, I don't like your April Fool's tricks. Me either, man. They don't make any sense. Like burning people with lighters?

That's not an April Fool's. It's not. It's just dumb. Ricky runs up. I know. April Fool's. Yeah, but after 12 noon, the burn's gone. I know, but you don't get it.

You don't understand what April Fool's is. It's not hurting people. It's not hurting people. It's tricking people. I liked kicking people in the face that year. That was fun. But it's not April... It's not

kick somebody in the face and yell April Fool's at them. Well, it is because I would never normally do it. So it is kind of a joke. But it's not a trick, Ricky. It's like you're supposed

to fool them. It's not a tradition to kick or like hurt people. Well, you know what? I'll read more about it tonight. Like it would be like this. Hey, Ricky. Clint Eastwood died. Fuck off.

No, I'm showing you the April Fool's. It's not April Fool's yet. You can't do show at that. That's an example. I'm going somewhere tomorrow. Yeah, I'm getting out of Dodge for tomorrow. I'm getting out of Dodge. Let's go to Truro.

All right, we'll go to Truro and get some liquor. That's right, and some edibles. All right. Goodbye, everybody. See ya. Love you. To watch the video perk after Derek, go to swearnut.com

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