Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 45 - April Fools' Day F**k Around Burger

Episode Date: April 5, 2021

Is it War or Peace in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Randy attempt to make friends after their April Fools' Day pranks went to sh*t! Can Randy win Ricky over with the DIRTIEST burger he's ever made? Also: Forget sh*t hawks, look out for the Alaskan meat ravens!

This is gonna be good, Ricky. Well, it's gonna go one of two ways, Randy. Either we kill each other, or we fucking somehow work through this and make peace. And I don't know which way I wanna go yet. Well, I think the peace way is the way we should fucking go. I mean, Julien and Bubz locked us in here

to make up after that stupid party and it was your fault for fuck's sakes. It was not my fault, it was your fucking fault. You had one too many people and there was a complaint, I had to shut the party down and then you threw me into a rose bush and cut me all the frig up, Ricky. And then you tackled me, dislocated my fucking shoulder, got blood all over me. So who's at fault?

Welcome to the perk after the dark. Bit of a fucked up April Fool's yesterday. Actually, it started last week when I had a fucking party. And Dick Chops here decided he was going gonna call the cops on me because I had Fucking 11 people it was 10 people and one person decided to walk off the street to say hi And he called the fucking cops on me and we got fined People complained they said Randy. We don't want this to spread and Ricky's being a dick Apparently there was like few times. It was over the 10

So anyway, I guess you do have to follow the rules, but I was pissed off Apparently there was like a few times it was over the ten. So... Anyway, I guess you do have to follow the rules, but I was pissed off, so I decided to play a little prank on Randy. You were really mean! I called and said there was a fire at the playground. Big deal, I do a little running around. It's probably good for you. A little running around?

And maybe I did order some... take a food to your trailer and a couple taxis, and a plumber... and a tow truck. Doesn't matter. What you did yesterday is fucking unforgivable. Yeah, well, you tackled me into a friggin' rose bush, Ricky. What cause that, Randy?

What fucking cause that? I'm not doing my job of shutting the party down. Anyways. You came over, like, hey, guys, you know what, let's make peace today. I'm like, this down. Anyways. You came over. You're like, hey, guys, you know what? Let's make peace today. I'm like, this doesn't smell right. Mixing these nice fancy drinks with these fucking all kinds of ice cubes.

And all of a sudden you're drinking the fucking drink. And the goddamn thing explodes in your fucking face. The foam's everywhere. I know what you did because I saw them afterwards. You put fucking Mentos in the ice cubes, you asshole. Listen, that was just a little joke, Ricky. You ruined all those fucking tasty drinks. Ricky, sometimes we just get to have a little bit of fun, okay?

And you know what? Okay, we're locked in this trailer, so let's just make up. And, like, this is a great idea. We're having a little Rand Rick Nick. A Randy Ricky picnic. That's what we're doing. I was just throwing you into what I it was a rose bush, all right? I was just throwing in what I thought was a nice, comfortable landing pad.

Didn't know it was going to cut you to fuck. You did not have to tackle me and fuck up my shoulder and get your blood all over me, you asshole. Ricky, sometimes the pants come off and I get excited, you know? And now I'm getting excited about this feast we're going to have. You're just lucky I was drunk enough that putting it back in didn't hurt that fucking much. Shit beast over there decided he wanted to have cheeseburgers for a meal. I wanted pepperoni and chicken fingers.

And now shit beast had the great idea of maybe putting all that shit together. Shit beast? I'm not a shit beast. You're a COVID shit beast, no? Well, I do have a COVID beard. That's for friggin' sure. Right?

So you're making up the pepperoni nice and crispy over there, Ricky? It's fucking, I think it's ready. Really? Yeah. All right, well, we got to make sure the chicken fingers are cooked. You know how to cook chicken fingers. Ricky is the best chicken finger cooker ever. We got chicken chips, Ricky,

and we got your zesty Morton chips. Nice. Right? Look. Oh, shit. It looks to me like we got a bacon cooker without the bacon tray in it, so the grease is just cooking all over the table. But that's okay. Maybe we should just deactivate this, Ricky.

That could become a problem or an issue. Holy fuck, look at that, man. That is looking sassy. That looks sassy. Yeah, I freaked out, Ricky. Fried pepperoni. Ooh. I gotta have some of that right now.

There's some different sauces here, too. Fuck, that's good. Oh, Ricky. My God. Okay, so... What are we missing? Oh, yeah, chicken fingers. And onion rings.

They're in the oven? Well, this is good. We need to toast up some buns, Ricky. You know what, man? I'm glad that we're gonna fix things up here, Ricky. All right. This is kind of nice. No more. No more what?

No more of your fucking bullshit. What kind of bullshit? No more fighting and stuff? Okay, I'm in agreement. No more pranks. We're calling it. Until next fucking April 1st, 2022. Fucking asshole.

I'm kidding. Don't, let's... This is looking good, all right, it's time. We got a good sear on these burgers. Holy fuck. I know, that's gonna be dirty. That's perfection right there, my friend. What are we gonna call this goddamn concoction?

Wait, this, that's a good one. We should call it the... Sort of like cheeseburger mountain. April Fool's fuck around. All right, this is getting kinda dirty here, Luffy. That's what I'm thinking. It's actually because of all the fuck arounds on April 1st that this came together, so that's what it's going to be called. The April 1st fuck around, or April Fool's Day fuck around.

Well, I think we know how to party, that's for sure. Fuck man, this thing still hurts. Fucking asshole. Listen, sometimes when you get tackled by the randingo. If this burger's good, peace will be had. This burger tastes like shit. I think it's gonna be pretty. Punch you in the face.

I think it's gonna be pretty good actually. I pre-cooked some bacon here, Ricky. I did my part. Fuck. I'm just soaking up some of the grease. Did you hear about this fucking 70-year-old man that he got his entire church stoned on fucking weed cookies?

What? Yeah. All these people, I think the youngest was like 12 and the oldest was like 70-something. They all thought they were eating these delicious cookies, which they were. I think it's awesome. And they all got fucked up.

Someone had to go to the hospitals. He didn't know what was going on. He's like, no, no, I made the cookies, but I didn't put anything in them. And they all got fucked up. Someone had to go to the hospitals. He didn't know what was going on. He's like, no, no, I made the cookies, but I didn't put anything in them. And then they fucking searched his house and they found these little oil capsules. He fucking laced the cookies with weed oil. This doesn't sound like a real story, but it's true, though. True.

And people were pissed off. It's like, are you fucking kidding me? You got a beautiful free buzz on. Very generous of the guy, in my opinion. Why do you look so fucked up, by the way? I've been smoking some of your dope that you gave me. What's your face? Well, it's COVID, Ricky, and I figured, what the hell? Might as well just...

You look like a hairy bird. I don't know what the fuck you look like. A hairy bird? What do you mean, a hairy bird? I don't know what the fuck you look like. A hairy bird? What do you mean a hairy bird? You look fucked. I thought we were supposed to be trying to get along for frig's sakes, Ricky. We're trying. This is what got us here in the first place.

I'm not going to get along until I taste this fucking concoction. If it's good, we make peace. If it's not good, we're fighting. Are you saying that you don't like my beard? What the fuck is that? That's a little bit of... Sometimes burgers have grease, and you sop a little bit of it up. I thought that was going on the burgers.

Oh, no. We're just getting her going over here, Ricky. Normally, I like the barbecue, but sometimes you've got to try things different, right? You know who's smarter than you, Randy? A millionaire. Smarter than a millionaire? That's a good show, Ricky. I like those shows.

Randy, shut the fuck up. You know who's smarter than you? Speaking of birds, ravens. Ravens are like, they're crowbirds. Right? I don't know anything about, I know they're called fucking ravens. Anyway, at this Alaska Costco,

they've mastered the art of stealing fucking meat from people coming out of Costco. They work in, like, teams of three, and a couple of them will distract them. The other fucking one will go in and grab a little roast, little steaks. Where's the place again? Alaska.

Alaska meat ravens. That's a good hockey team. The Alaska meat ravenss they know. Well you know it's because Costco's got the big meat packs and they know that if you know you got to work to get the meat you're gonna you're gonna work hard at it Ricky that's what it is like it's a why not just go to Costco and get a big pack right? Meat Raven. It's a pretty good gig I guess for the birds it's kind of lazy but smart.

A lot smarter than you. If you had no food, you'd never figure out to go to Costco and fucking steal someone's meat. I made a lot of smoky at Costco. You made a lot of what? As smoky, I'd go down to Costco. Sometimes you get two of those quarter-pound hot dogs. They got the big hot dogs, Ricky. Yeah, I don't want to hear about that. You know what? got the big hot dogs, Ricky. These burgers.

Yeah, I don't wanna hear about that. You know what, these burgers are dirty, old Ricky. Are you getting hungry? I've been cleaning up some of the fat. I'm fucking starving, and if you ruin my chicken fingers and pepperoni with this bullshit, I'm not gonna be happy. Oh, shit.

It sounds good, I just, until I taste it, I don't know. It's gonna be good, okay? Just suck in here, I don't wanna burn shit. This is a fucked up story I saw Ricky. How did you get so damn smart? Like like you how do you how do you I didn't know you organize these these things like you don't really get smart You just look on the fucking smart box and you fucking go to You just search it like news or weird shit and you fucking go to... You just search shit like news or weird shit,

and this stuff comes up, man. And you find out like the things about like the Alaska... I find it fast. It actually practices my reading. Yes. I learned Alaska. Well, I just want to say... Never used that word before.

I think you're doing a good job at this. Well, thanks, Randy. It's very kind of you. And you don't... After dislocating my fucking shoulder. Listen, we're about to eat. You're just getting a little hangry. I'm getting things all heated up here.

I didn't have this bleak bacon grease all over the fuck. All right? There was this house for sale in Boston. It had a big for sale sign, an ontographer for sale sign, and big letters that said, not haunted. Wouldn't that make you think it's definitely fucking haunted? Is this Alaska again? No, this is in Boston.

But we should do that in the park. Just put a for sale sign up and say, not haunted. I bet you'd get lots of fucking inquiries. Because some people want to live in a haunted house. I don't think so, Ricky. You don't want a ghost to eat your cheeseburgers on you. This is, this is, this is gay. If you lived in a haunted house,

and say it was haunted by a gay male ghost, would you let the ghost do things to you? Well, it depends on how handsome the ghost was, really. You know, like if he was, like if he had all kinds of scars and, you know. From however he died? If he was like a ghost like Patrick Swayze in Ghost. So someone that looks like Julian? Well, no, well, Patrick Swayze, he's like a lean Julian.

Let's take it a step further. If Julian dies and came back, well, no, that wouldn't work because I don't think Julian's gay. He might be. Well, they say that everyone has a little bit of gay and which is, it's why, I mean, it's why people are happy, right?

That's the whole thing, Ricky. All right, I'm doing a good job, aren't I? Are you hungry yet? I like this technique of the grease soaking up. Well, All right, I'm doing a good job, aren't I? Are you hungry yet? I like this technique of the grease soaking up. Well, you know, it's just a little thing that I learned. A little bit of grease is good, like on the bacon. Oh, man. This is a nice little way to fuck someone over.

Oh, you found more on the on the internet stuff? This is in Georgia. This guy fucking was working at this auto shop. He's like, I can't fucking work anymore. This place is fucked. Guy's an asshole, kind of like you probably. So he put in his two weeks notice. He couldn't take it, so after five days he left

and the fucking place wouldn't give him his final paycheck. He said, all right, you motherfucker. You were the asshole here. I'm gonna fucking call a lawyer. This guy's like, don't have to call a lawyer. I'll pay you. So he was owed 915 bucks. He dumped 91,515 pennies in the guy's driveway. And they were all covered in oil and bullshit.

There's your final paycheck, fuckface. What a prick play that was. 500 pounds they weighed. Pennies. Yep. What a way to fuck someone over. Imagine having to go to the bank and get that many pennies. And then cover them all in oil and probably piss. Jesus Christ.

Well, they say money is some of the dirtiest curds. So then the guy's like, well, I'm not gonna let him win. I'm gonna clean all these pennies off. I'm thinking, like, is that really worth it? How many fucking hours is that gonna take for 900 bucks? If I was ever your employee, Randy, I think I'd pay every one of your checks in pennies. Would? Ricky, come on, now. Unless these burgers taste good, then I'll pay every one of your checks and pennies. What? Ricky, come on.

Unless these burgers taste good, then I'll pay you with a check. Well, I think they're going to be pretty tasty. I just want to know, you know, sometimes getting back at someone like that is not the right way to go, Ricky. You know, like you can take things too far. Like you did? What if... I threw you in a fucking rose bush. You dislocated my shoulder. That's

just because my weight came down on you the wrong way. If it was, I would have went over a bit more. It was my center of gravity. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is, is that you can make up over food. Cause food is... Time will tell, won't it? This is, this is pretty good. And by the way, when you help put my shoulder back in, I don't think you're supposed to put your foot on the guy's cock. It's fucking leverage. That is bullshit. I looked it up. I didn't mean to. I thought the pelvis bone was stronger than the...

Fucking Jesus. This cocksucker in Tennessee found out he won the lottery, like a million bucks or 1.1 million. He's like, holy fuck in Tennessee. Found out he won the lottery, like a million bucks, or 1.1 million. He's like, holy fuck, I won, I won! Has his ticket, decides to go doing some running around. Dumbass takes his ticket with him and loses his ticket. You're heating that up again? Oh, yeah.

Fuck, man. Yeah. You are not fucking around. Well, this is the grill here, bud. We got... Here, man, why don't you just cover all that shit in tinfoil and really get the steam going. No? Fuck.

I think we cook this one right here. Okay. But we don't want the... You don't want to make the chicken fingers soggy or the onion rings soggy, Ricky. But this is... If you had a million dollar lottery ticket, would you fucking go running around with it in your pocket?

What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Anyway, he got lucky and he found it rolling around in the parking lot. So what the hell happened? What are you talking about? He had a lottery ticket, $1.1 million. He was freaking out. He won the lottery.

And then he went running around. $1.1 million. He was freaking out, won the lottery, and then he went running around. $1.1 million? Decided to go pick up some auto parts, a couple other places, lost the fucking ticket. That is frigging so stupid, Ricky. What the frig? Anyway, he got lucky. He fucking got it back, and now he's a millionaire.

If I had that winning lotto ticket, I'd put it under my pillow until I was ready to go to the place where you cash it in, you know? I wish I would have fucking been at that winning lotto ticket, I'd put it under my pillow until I was ready to go to the place where you cash it in, you know? I wish I would have fucking been at that parking lot that day. Imagine finding a lottery ticket in the parking lot. 1.1 million. Yeah, but you would probably just think it was garbage

because who would have a million dollar ticket? You can't find a lottery ticket and not check it, man. It just goes to show you this proves that point. That's true, Ricky. Oh, fuck, this one's gross. Do you know that some people keep fucking leeches as pets? Yeah, I've heard of those guys. They use them to give to their other animals, right?

No. Or they use them for fishing? They say they're good pets, and they all have different personalities, and you've got to let them suck your blood at feeding time. I've never seen when they use them for medical treatments. I've heard that. Like if you cut your finger off and they reattach or something, they'll get the leech to suck the blood to get it going

or some shit. Yeah. And that movie Stand By Me, remember that movie? I think they used it on Lorraine above her husband's cock, didn't they? No, but on Stand By Me, they went in and the leech went straight for the guy's bird. Really?

Yeah. And they had to pick it off. They say that salt gets them off. Maybe they know something, I don't know, but I can't imagine keeping fucking leeches as pets. That is a weird one, man. I don't know. People keep spiders and they keep snakes. So where would you let a leech feed, Randy?

Well, I mean, it just depends on what kind of medical condition you had, you know? Right? I wouldn't mind, you know. I wonder if you couldn't... If you had erectile misfunction personality or whatever it's called,

if you could use a leech, put it on the tip of your cock, you'd suck the blood out and make it hurt. You should do an experiment, Randy, and see if it works. But erectile dysfunction, stress disorder, that's what it is. I think. How do you know that? Sometimes I get erectile distressed. It's true. Next time you do, try a leech and maybe we'll become millionaires.

Yeah, but maybe we... Maybe you could even... Leech farmers. Oysters are supposed to be good to give you a boner. What, do they suck on it too? No, oysters, they just have the juices in them. They love juices. Okay. I think, anyway. have the juices in them. The love juices.

I think, anyway. I gotta- The fucking grill's still working. It sounds like it's getting pretty quiet over there, man. Is it, man? Yeah, it's on. We're almost at the end. You just gotta make sure these big dirty burgers, that they gotta be cooked, right?

This is a fucking crazy one, but you might wanna know about it in case I kill you. You're not going to kill me? The state of Maine is considering legalizing Viking funerals. So what do Vikings do at a funeral? They burn the fuck out of whoever's dead. What?

Sometimes they send them out in a ship, light the ship on fire, but they're open-air funeral pyres. It's like an open-air cremation. They would have to have some type of a fire truck. No offense, but if you died, Randy, that would be fucking cool. Listen... Great big bonfire.

Well, yeah, I mean, you know what? If you're gonna go, then... It'll probably smell like roasting a wild boar. I mean... Listen, the burning hair would not smell that good. That's what we call the festival. The burning hair festival. I don't think you should call it the burning hair festival.

All right. I think you found some really good information, Ricky. I just have to tell you. Well, if I didn't, what the fuck would we be doing here? Nothing. Here, do you want it? People would be bored out of the Cox Try something. What is this? It's some dipping sauces. Oh, man. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah, what is this one? This smells delicious

Well, that's some type of honey. It's just like gray poop on The rich man's must bring This weird stuff This is a good picnic, bud. Something to talk about. I don't know what the fuck this is, but this is good. There's different ones, Ricky. What's this guy here with all the...

This is a... That's got to be a honey mustard. Ooh, that's got some sass to it. All right. I needed that little hit, bud. Man, we've got to be getting closer. I need to know if we're at peace or if we're at war. I'm feeling pretty good, you know.

I've been enjoying this little cookout with you. I like the stories, especially about that guy in Alaska with erectile dysfunctions. You know, maybe Alaska should try to do something about that. I thought Alaska was the fucking Ravens. Oh, the Ravens had erectile dysfunctions? In Alaska? They could have.

Man, I didn't know. I don't know how you'd find that out. Do Ravens even have cocks? Have you seen? I don't know if I don't know how you'd find that out. Do ravens even have cocks? Have you seen... I don't know if I've ever seen a raven cock. Or even big bald eagles, do they... They must have cocks though, don't they?

For such a magnificent bird, I would hope so. But I don't know. I've never seen fish cocks either. I don't think. I think I saw a dolphin cock once. Dolphin? No, those are just... Those are fins on the bottom. They look like a V. I think I saw a dolphin cock once. Dolphin? No, those are just, those are fins on the bottom.

They look like a V. I think that's a female dolphin. Oh. Well, I didn't know that, Randy, so you're kind of smart yourself. No, but I'm not really sure. But maybe someday when you look it up on your computer thingy, you'll find, oh, this is going to be dirty. Anybody cool get born today?

Who got born? Holy fuck. You're gonna like this one there, Mr. Romance. I like that name. Casanova was born today. 1725. Really? Yeah.

Is he the guy that was on Fantasy Island? He had all the love affairs. He was known as Womanizer. Yeah, Mr. Rourke Casanova, right? No, man. Isn't that who it was with that tattoo? Says he was an Italian writer. Was Mr. Rourke an Italian writer?

I think he was Italian. He played, didn't he do the Wrath of Kong guy too? Hans Christian Andersen wrote one of my favorite books, The Ugly Duckling, because I always felt like that was me. You felt like an ugly duckling? Well, just like I didn't fit in, not an ugly. Fucking Walter Chrysler, Marvin Gaye, a lot of people got born to that. All right, Ricky, we're starting to do the stack up. Rodney King. We're starting to do the stack up.

Michael Fassbender. Oh, that was a good movie. He bent minds and stuff. That was Matrix, man. The Matrix? Which is what I think this whole fucking life we're having is. I feel like I'm in the Matrix. I have never had a beard, Ricky.

This is the first time I had a beard and there's even... Like, I thought I was gonna be black beard, but it looks like I'm more like a gray beard. Gray wolf. Gray wolf? Yup, silverback. Big man. Oh man, you're fucking killing me over here.

Let's get this put together. I'm trying, Ricky, I'm trying here. We gotta get the base down. This is the base. You build the base, It has to be built. You could change your name to Harry Casanova. I bet you'd get a lot of dates. Harry Casanova? Yeah. I might, you know. You're like melting. You are not fucking around, Randy.

So I wouldn't have thought of that move. Yeah, this little pre-cheese move. I mean, it might be a little bit messy, Ricky, but it's gonna be good, you see. Do I look like I give a fuck about mess? Take a look around. I know, I know. You know, I get hungry thinking about these types of things.

I get hungry drinking and getting high, Randy, which I am both right now, and you're killing me. Well, you got to put the bacon on, too. You know, how's your shoulder feeling, bud? Shitty. How are your little fucking rosebush cuts feeling? Probably fine. Well, you know what?

They're mending, but I'm a little sore from... Have you washed your hands now that you're dibble-dabbling all the bacon and everything? I've washed a little bit, yes. Yeah. Onion rings on top. See, this is coming together quickly. Put that in here like this. I'm high off your dope.

Wow. Okay. That's what it does, Randy. That's what dope does. It gets you high, especially mine. All right. Sometimes you say the stupidest things. Listen.

Here, we just got to heat this bun up just a little. Then it's coming off, Ricky. Oh, fuck yes. All right, are you ready? I can't believe those guys. Like, who do they think they are? Are they in charge of us? Locking us in here till fucking one of us dies or make peace?

I thought, you know what, maybe Julian and Bubbles had a good idea there. Because you and I are always fighting. And I'm tired of it. I'm tired of the COVID crap and everything. You know? And now we're sharing, what do you call it? Breaking the wine?

Is that what you call it? No. Breaking the twine? I thought we're not breaking. We're having a glass. Champagne? No, but we're having a glass. Champagne? No, but we're having. Breaking the ice?

Yes. Ice breaker. Or the, oh no, it's, we're burying the ax. See, there's the chicken fingers. In your ass. With the cheese and the bacon. I think this one needs a bit more bacon, Ricky. Right there. Holy fuck.

Okay. And... This is going to be like breakfast of champions. Now... What is it, about 7 a.m.? Bring this the fuck on. Now we got the burger with the cheese. You know what?

Before I even taste this, I can honestly say I think we're at peace, Randy. I think we might be. Look at that fucking April Fool's fuck around. All right. Here, pass that plate. You got one good hand. See little comments like that, Randy? Hot, dirty burger.

Oh, you just dropped a big piece of it. It's pepperoni, I think. All right, we're almost there. Must be a lot easier with two fucking hands. Well, it slipped. I can't do everything, Ricky. I do have veggies, but I'm not sure if... I'm going straight up fucking ketchup, let's go.

Ketchup? Flying in. All right, I'll get you that. ketchup. Let's go. Ketchup? Flying in. All right, I'll get you that. There you go, bud. I don't know. Do I need anything else? I don't think. Shake it a bit more. Fuck! See? That's what happens.

How's it looking? How's it looking, bud? Fucking ridiculous is how's it looking. Oh. Two chicken fingers. I'm so hot. One patty, onion rings, five strips of bacon. Two pieces of cheese.

Do you want me to cut it for you, bud? Do you need a cut? I don't know. You want me to cut it for you, bud? Do you need a cut? I don't know. If I got two arms, I probably wouldn't need a cut. You want me to hold it for you? I really don't, but... We do have veggies.

You want me to put some veggies? I'm thinking fuck veggies for the first one. All right. It's gonna be fucking not easy to pick up with one hand. I think it's... I don't know how you're gonna do it, but... That was well done. Right there. How is it? Is it... everything you dreamed it was gonna be? And then some.

I like the way you did that sideways. This is the- Every two has a fucking new taste. You taste it all. Oh my fuck. Randy? We are officially at peace, my friend. My goodness.

Cheers. Cheers, Ricky. That is some good... That may be the best meal I've ever had on the park after the dark. Well, you know, you made the pepperoni right there to perfection. Holy fuck. That is the best make-up meal ever, Ricky. If anybody else out there had an April Fool's fuck around,

make some of these goddamn burgers and you will be at peace with whoever you fucked around with the fuck around. I think seriously that the Alberta snow ravens would steal these from Costco. Is that what they were called? I thought it was a better name than that. No, Alaska snow raven. Where'd the snow come from?

There's snow up there. Oh, wicked. Where'd the snow come from? There's snow up there. Oh. Wicked. Fuck. This is really tasty. What's that place called? Heart Attack Restaurant? What? It's a heart attack restaurant.

Oh, you should be the president. And this, I think this here, this would be good for the heart attack. Heart attack in a bun. Mmm. Want to knock them? Yes, Jesus Christ. I've been looking for those. Thank you, man. Thank you, Ricky.

So whose born day are we going to fucking celebrate? We've got to save one of these for Bubbles and Julian, man. Although Julian won't eat it. It's too complicated. I've got two right here, so I think I'll get the cheese going on them. Who else is born, you saying? I think we're just going to... It's going to be Casanova Day.

We're going to try to find love. So you say Casanova... April the 2nd. He's... Did they write songs about him? We're gonna try to find love. So you say Casanova... April the second. He's... Did they write songs about him? Casanova?

He's famous, man. He was the first original Casanova guy. The original guy. Oh, man. I bet you this thing's got all the protein you need for a whole day in that Ricky. And you do have some, the onion ring on there is your roughage, right? That's what helps you. What's a roughage?

Roughage helps you poo poo. Poo poo. Okay. Well, thanks for tuning in to the Park After Dark. This could have went one of two ways. Because of these April Fool's fuck around burgers, Randy and I are once again at peace. Which is tough for me, being in this much pain, but that was the deal. I guess we'll see you next time. Hopefully Randy won't be here.

Fuck yourself. See you later, everybody. Oh, geez, he's getting stuck. Ricky, look, that'll be, Julian will like that. That'll be good for his muscles. See you later, everybody. This has been a lot of fun, Ricky. Fuck off, Randy.