Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 46 - Hardcore AF

Episode Date: April 8, 2024

The Boys chat to SuperFlex Mega Contest winner Jimmy Belabre - and holy flyin' f**k, does he have a crazy life story to tell! They also journey to the centre of the Earth, and learn about Ricky's one-armed goalie pulling!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. Well I told you I was gonna get him. So we're getting him. We're talking. Right now? Yes. Who we're getting him. We're talking. Right now? Yes. Who are we getting? Jimmy. Jimmy?

Jimmy, the guy that won the fucking Superflex contest. A stupid contest? Yeah, man. It wasn't a stupid contest. It was stupid, but I mean, it was good. What he did was, it was a good video. Look what it cost. Good tune.

600 fucking entries, baby. 600? Well, it wasn't quite that many, but... Yeah, I didn't think so, man. Felt like it. Five or maybe six. Good moonwalking song. Okay, so for those who are... Caused a lot of damage.

What? So you're going to blame... We're going to talk about that when we get... Yeah, we'll talk. You should blame it on them. So just to remind everybody, I started a contest one day when we were very high. I just made a little song and started teasing old muscles over here. Wrote a song called Superflex, and then I instantly turned it into a mega contest, worldwide mega contest.

Worldwide. Okay, keep going. It was worldwide. Keep going. And we got a couple hundred thousand entries. A couple hundred thousand. That I had to pour through, and this is who won it right here. How do we?

I can't see what the. You got to go. There we go, bubs. Hello. Hello. No, no. Fuck me. What's up, boys?

It's working. There he is. Hey, what's up, Jerry? what's up Jimmy What's up man How you doing guys How's it feel To be the fucking winner Of the super flex mega worldwide Global competition You know what the biggest win

Guys is to be able to Talk to you I never thought that Could. I never thought that could happen. I never thought that would be possible. See that? This guy's a nice guy, man. See that? Very nice guy. The biggest win.

It's like, oh, it's one of the greatest days of my life. That's cool. Right on, man. That's cool. Well, congratulations for winning the – where are you right now, Jimmy? Where are you at? I'm right now in Gardena, California. But I'm Haitian. I'm from Haiti.

Oh, you're from Haiti. Yeah, for three years now I'm living in California. Oh, nice. Wow, Haiti. You always wanted to go to Haiti. Did I? You always used to say you wanted to go on vacation in Haiti, and I wouldn't let you. What's Haiti like?

What's that like to live in? Yo, man, like right now, oh, it's unfortunate to say that it's the worst place to live, man. It's the violence.

There's no government. I think the president has been out of the country for like three to four weeks now. Can't come back because the gang won't allow him to come back. And two years ago, our president was murdered. So it's horrible.

But it's my country, so it's too good. It sounds like you'd be doing better if you had Ricky and Julian running the fucking place. Oh, much better, man. Oh, man, I'd love to. I'd love to go in there and try to help out, man. Like, seriously. You'd be robbing people blind. I wouldn't be robbed.

I'd be robbing the people that deserve to be robbed. Bob's okay. There's nothing wrong with that. I don't think in terms of money, there's nothing to rob in Haiti. You can rob a lot of smiles and happiness from the children

and all that. That's right. I don't think Julian would last very long there. No? No? Okay. That was a good jammy road fact. I fucked up my shoulder. I fucked up my shoulder. I fucked up my shoulder listening to your song.

Ricky, man, that was, you know, when I started to watch the show last week, I had no idea that it was going to end up, you know, being about the song. When I saw your shoulder, it was very funny, you know? Yeah, he messed it up pretty good. It was the best morning of my life, man. You pretty much

single-handedly fucking destroyed Ricky's shoulder, Jimmy. Well, there was a bear involved. And a bear attack. A bear attack, yeah. So, the Ricky that I know, anybody, anything can just fuck him up.

Cause I don't know. He's my favorite human being, you know? Love you, Jimmy. So, so the song you did, what do you, what do you record on? I'm just curious. You use pro tools or what is it? I am right now in my closet. I can show you in my closet at home, so I have my own little setup.

Right on. Mark it down. Decent. Yeah. You know, three years ago, I used to work with a Catholic mission that goes, you know, help people in Haiti. So I come from the most violent place of my country. It's called City Soleil, like the city of the sun. So, yeah, and three years ago, I was supposed to come here and do some missionary work. And then, you know, while I was here, I heard that, you know, I got here December 28th. And on January 3rd, I was supposed to be murdered by gangs because of jealousy. Jesus, Murphy. Yeah, because I used to travel all around the world singing and talking to raise money for a Catholic mission that I used to work for,

because they provided education for me since I was a child. And in that school, I was able to teach myself how to speak English and play the guitar. So when I heard that, like, the gangs wanted to get rid of me just because of jealousy. Like, who do you think you are? Because we grew up together and I went to a different direction. So they were jealous because of that and wanted to murder me. But I decided to stay, you know? That's pretty great. And then when I was here, I realized that, you know, I have a lot of times in my head

and started to, you know, pick out how to play like the piano instead of the music equipment and record myself. Wow. But I'm telling you, during that time, it was the, it was exactly around that time that I discovered Trillipaw Boys 2. So guys, you helped me. You helped me a lot throughout this dark time. I used to have a good job in Haiti and now I leave Haiti because

I didn't want to get killed. And it's taught me a whole new life. I don't know anything about the culture, anything about people and all that. And I've been doing the work that I wasn't, that was not I used to do. Like now I'm working at a warehouse.

And I used to be like a fundraiser and playing the music and do all that all around the world. So it was really a dark time for me. I left my two daughters back home in Haiti and my family and all that. So it was really a dark time. So you really helped me through it, guys. Wow.

I thought the winner was going to be just some asshole from Calgary or something. This is an actual real story here. This is a real story. This is a real story. Who would have believed that we would have found a guy that was going to get murdered because the gangs were jealous of him. He made a super flex fucking song, almost killed Reki with it.

Yup. Yeah. And now we got him on the show. That's quite a story. I believe. I think it's a great story. Not bad. We're glad you didn't get murdered, Jimmy. Yeah, no kidding. Yeah, big time.

Thank you so much, man. Thank you so much. So I made this song exactly for, you know, like, in terms of gratitude for you guys because of you helped me throughout that time. You know, I wasn't terms of gratitude for you guys, because of you helped me throughout that time. You know, I wasn't even thinking about the competition. Because when I met you, it's the second week when you said that the contest is still open.

And I was like, you know what? I got to do something to pay back for what those guys have done for me. That's a real story. Well, we're glad you did. It's a good jam. Yeah. So do you have other music like on Spotify or whatever that people can check out? I don't have nothing on Spotify, but on YouTube, you know, they might see a lot of like my performances through our Europe and all that.

You send like the name of it or whatever and we'll get our fella to put it up on the screen there. Check it out. People can go check you out. You're going to be a fucking big star now, I think. Thank you so much. So when I was making the song, I got back from the warehouse, and then I got in the closet and started playing with the software. I used Logic. Logic. the software, I used the logic. But in my head, I put myself

in Julian's shoe. That's why I was saying, I, I, I. Oh, you imagined yourself with gigantic superflex muscles. Yes. And one of the greatest moments of the Trulipop Boys is when Julian left the park

after Barb took over. Yes. Every time, every time I get to that point in the show, I always cry. It's very sad, man. So that's why, that's how I picked the line, I got my gym bag, I'm walking out of the trailer park. So I thought about when he has the bag and he was walking out, man, that was a really sad moment. A sad moment. Very sad. This is getting deep. I like that song, too.

Yeah, this is very, very happy. It's an honor, guys. It's an honor. You know what? There's only one thing that could have made this story better is that instead of moving to California, you moved to Sunnyvale. You know what I mean? That's a dream, man.

Full circle. I think it's one of the places where I could really adapt really quick because I'm from mainstream, guys. I'm from mainstream. Like, hunger. You know, when I was growing up, I had nothing. I used to go to school because I knew

in that school that I would receive a meal every day. I didn't go for education. So I know what it means to live a poor life, guys. So I think that would be one of the best places that I could live on the planet for sure, man. We don't feel poor. It's a little colder here in the wintertime. Yeah, a little bit colder.

Yeah, Jimmy can handle it. Jimmy's tough as fucking nails. He's fucking right he can. Jimmy can handle it. You come to Sunnyvale anytime you want, Jimmy can handle it. Jimmy's tough as fucking nails. Jimmy can handle it. You come to Sunnyvale anytime you want, Jimmy, and thanks for, you know, thanks for coming on and thanks for writing the Superflex anthem.

No, guys, thank you so much. Thank you so much. And Ricky, I'm sorry, man. I hope you get well soon. Thank you so much, guys. Totally not your fault, Jimmy. Not your fault, Jimmy. It was the moonwalk's fault. Michael Jackson's fault. You're just too fucked up, man.

That's decent. That was an awesome story. I'm going to fix the roof, man. Yes. All right. We'll catch you next time, Jimmy. Cheers, Jimmy. Thanks, man.

Oh, yeah. There we go. Cheers. Cheers to Jimmy. Cheers to Superflex. Superflex. Superflex. Bye-bye. Thank you.

Decent boys. That was pretty cool. That was pretty fucking cool. Yeah, that guy's lived a pretty crazy fucking life, man. Jimmy's quite a fella. He's got quite a story. Just when you think your life is a little stressful, you meet somebody like that and you're like...

Yeah, I mean, we've been in jail quite a bit, but he's got, like, fucking gangs coming after him. Kill him. Try to kill him. Dude, the fellas were going to murder him

because they were jealous of him. He's doing good, man. I can't even understand. Like, the fucking president's not even allowed back. That's hardcore, man. No, there's a guy,

the gang that'll take him out, you know. He was a nice fella, that Jimmy. I like him. I like Jimmy, yeah. Talented fella. Made my day.

Made my day as well, man. Yeah. Superflex. I told you it was going to be a mega contest. Well, you kind of, like, I don't know about that. I might start another contest right now. It wasn't, like, a mega thing. It was, like, you know, some people watched it.

It was mega. It was mega. It was mega. It was what? Eight entries? No, there was a lot more than that. You said 100,000 or something. Nine, I think. To Jimmy.

But I mean, that's cool. There was at least nine. That's mega. No, there was a few hundred. Few hundred entries. You know we fucked up though? We should have had that thing ready to go to play it again. Just to hear it. Yeah, that was a fuck up. That was somebody's part. I'll get it. I'll play it. You guys talk amongst yourselves.

You don't have to. I'm just saying. No, no. No, no. You requested it. You talk amongst yourselves. I'll get her going here. No problem. April the 5th already. Fuck me. Can't believe it's fucking April. Fuck. Yes. March was not fun, man.

April, a little bit better. Ricky, how's your shoulder? Give people the update. It's about... I can't really say it's even any better. It still fucking sucks. Have you, like, hit it against anything? Pretty much as much as it did when it happened. I've had the odd couple fuck-ups where you bump into a doorway and you're like, you know,

and you want to beat the fuck out of the doorway, but you realize it's not. It's the doorway's fault. Going to the bathroom, I saw a couple times you kind of wobbled over into the wall. Just learning how to fucking do stuff, man. Well, yeah, you know what? You really appreciate having both your arms.

I fucking know, man. When you don't have one of them. Mm-hmm. Yeah. There's a lot of things you can do with just one hand, though. But getting dressed is fucked. Showering is just fucked. It's not bad.

You can do it. Trying to cut a steak? Not a good time? You can't wipe your arse the way you normally do. Only one hand, yeah. He usually uses both, right? Most people use one, I think, though, Ricky. Most do, but he does that whole... Like both?

Jesus, Rick. No, no, he lifts his sock and goes in from the front, comes forward... He's an up front? You got a camera in my bathroom? No, Ricky, I mean, sock and goes in from the front, comes forward. He's an up front wiper. You got a camera in my bathroom? No, Ricky, I mean, I've seen you do it out in public, out by the campfire. Why are you watching him wipe his ass, Bob's? He'll just get an itchy arse and he'll fucking do a ghost wipe.

And he does the bag wipe? It's just stupid things, like it takes you twice as long to bring your groceries in. Okay. And he does the bag wipe? It's just stupid things. Like, it takes you twice as long to bring your groceries in. Okay. Yeah, it does. And you're lopsided bringing them in. There's a lot of things, man. Driving, trying to turn on your windshield wipers. Oh, wait a second.

I can't really do that. All right, when you bring your groceries in, do you got to come up and open the door first and then bring your groceries in, or what do you do there? No, I don't lock my door. Okay. What the fuck are they going to steal? No, but you do you do there? No, I don't lock my door. Okay. What the fuck are they going to steal? No, but you got a doorknob.

You don't have a handle. You don't have a lever. I just bring them up, put them down, open the door. Okay. In you go. All right, man. But there is. There's lots of shit, man, that's not easy to fucking do.

What about the banging? I don't realize it. What's the banging like? It's not easy. No? No. There's a lot of positions that are eliminated from the list. Which ones?

Kickstand. You can't do a kickstand. You can't do a kickstand. Can't do the sunrise. No. Can't do the paint shaker. Yeah. Well, I guess you could do the paint shaker.

You could do the paint shaker. Yeah. Wow. Oh, God, I just can't wait to have... That's some deep conversation right there. Can't wait to have two arms again. Well, you know what? You've got to, like, seriously, man.

I mean, at least the hand... I can still use the hand a little bit, so imagine not having any of it. Then you'd be like, wow. Have you tried pulling the goalie with the injured side? It's not going to happen. Have you tried, though? I've tried to get into a position where it was possible.

I knew it. And I need to do more yoga or something. You would have to bring the wiener to the hand, right? Right, and it's not an easy position to get into. Yeah. When you're on your back and you try to bring your knees back as far as you can, I almost touched it. What?

What is this for? Trying to yank it with the... Oh, and you were... Well, you've got to bring the wiener to the hand. You can't bring the hand to the wiener. So you're on your back and you bring your knees up over your head and you're... Ricky, one wrong move and it goes right in your mouth. Yeah.

It's a whole other conversation. Did that happen? No. Not in this lifetime. Mm-hmm. I do miss a little ball play, though. Yeah? If I'm going to be honest.

Okay. Showers, yeah, they're fucking late. So the balls are getting neglected a little bit. Well. They're neglected. It's just better when it's happening, you know. Same time. Simultaneously.

We're working. We're really getting the lowdown on his the way he does things yeah I guess we should talk about something else

this is funny though Bob's were we already talking to that Jimmy fella yes was that today yeah

I'm pretty sure it was holy fuck have these ever kicking in now they're weird though man like to that Jimmy fella today? Yes, yes, man. Was that today? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was. Holy fuck, are these ever kicking in now? They're weird, though, man. Like, I'm gonna try the sativa ones. I think those are indica. Just gotta catch the weave.

Just gotta catch a knavit. It is like surfing. I feel like I'm surfing USA. I'm changing up for next time, yeah. A bushy, bushy, brown hairdo. Surfing USA. All right. It's enough for next time, yeah. A bushy, bushy, brown hairdo. Serving you a steak. All right. What else are we doing?

What else? Okay, we got some stories here, Bubz, I think. What are you talking about? Okay, just let me see. Oh, fuck. I couldn't wait to get into this, man. It sounds like some excitement. No, this is not that exciting, but it might be.

But I knew you'd have the answers, Bubz. The core of the Earth. Did you hear about that shit? What? What do you think it's made out of right now? Lava. Diamonds. Nope. Bubz? What's the question? What is the core of the Earth?

What is it made up of? Seeds. Of the Earth. All of? Seeds. Of the earth. All. Planet Earth. Seeds. How did they get there? Jesus planted them.

No. This is. The core of the earth is made of core materials. Like what? Steel and aluminum. Magma. Molten rock. Okay.

Your mother's saliva. Possibly. Scientists found a massive, solid metal ball at the center of the Earth. How? They figured it out, man. They drilled down? Seismatologists, man. Found a metal ball object within the inner core of the Earth.

So what the fuck, bubs? I'm not buying it. There's no fucking way they can know. They're searching for earthquakes and measuring the seismic waves produced as they echoed across the Earth. The metal ball is said to be about 400 miles thick and have an iron nickel composition. 400 miles, bubs? Yeah. That's a fucking heavy-duty metal ball.

Well, when we might have been a quasar at some point, and we got compressed so tight that she got mashed into a 400-mile ball, and then the Earth just, like, barnacles and stuff grew onto that. Scientists believe that this new core was created following a significant global event from the past. I would say it's a fucking

global event. Good time. At some point we were on a 400 mile thick steel ball. That's a ball bearing. So we were just a giant ball bearing

floating around the universe. That's what it fucking feels like, man. And it just came together, man. Just grew. Just fucking grew.

Layers. Burnicles. Space burnicles. Space burnicles. You know, all the gas and dust and shit blowing around started sticking just grew layers. Burnicles, space burnicles. Space burnicles. You know, all the gas and dust and shit blowing around started sticking to the wet steel ball. That's fucked up, so what, I mean, what the fuck, boss?

How did the host can get a job of it? That's another mystery, really. Water floating around the universe, somebody. So steel makes water? And it's magnetic as well, this ball. Yeah, that's why... It's... Fuck.

It's just like the elastic... That's why compasses work. It's just like the elastic ball, the band ball, right? You keep putting the elastics on it, it gets bigger, and you fucking throw it at somebody. I think this just, to me, proves even more that we're in the fucking Matrix. I was gonna say the same thing, Matt.

In a simulation on somebody's laptop somewhere. Billions of years might go by like that to somebody who's like, check this out. I'm going to fucking throw a ball out there. Well, the guy running the simulation just says, here, I'm going to make everybody think they've been around for six million years. That's right. And he just types it in and everybody goes, oh, yeah, I know that for sure. Remember the ball I made out of all the aluminum from cigarette butts? Yeah. That's right. And he just types it in and everybody goes. Oh yeah, I know that for sure. Remember the ball I made out of all the aluminum from cigarette butts?

Yeah. That's it. Could that turn into a planet? Throw it up in the fucking, get that astronaut guy, Hadfield. How big did that thing get? Throw it up in fucking space. It's almost as big as basketball.

I was told you could take it to the dentist and they'd give you money and that was horse shit. The dentist? Yeah, he says it's what fillings are made out of. Why the fuck to the dentist and they'd give you money, and that was horse shit. The dentist? Yeah. He says it's what fillings are made out of. Why the fuck would the dentist buy your dirty old fucking cigarette wrappers? I don't know. Who started that fucking rumor?

You did. You did, man. You were fucking wasted. I started it, and then I believed it? I think so. Wow. Well, you were just like, it's just like the fucking fillings, right? You know what?

The hashback then was something else. Real good. Biker hash. Fucking Dennis. Love the biker hash. Dennis are nothing but a fucking bunch of liars that don't buy cigarette aluminum. Fuck them. All right.

That was my big story, bubs. Anyway. That was your big story. Well, there's, oh, there's another fucking big story here. The fucking, let me see. Just say we're all, here we go. Canada officially losing naming rights for the Canada goose. Gone.

They're no longer going to be called Canada fucking goose geese. Why not? It's just time up. Time up? Time up for the name. But anybody can fucking grab the name as long as it's in its path. Going down south.

What? I'm confused. Yep. Anybody can put bids on it. I don't know. So it could be like a Bangor fucking goose. Who were they buying? Who were they bidding to? Who controls it? Don't know, man. What the fuck are you talking about? We're sad to see the iconic bird go, but it's time for another region to claim them.

Those dirty fucking filthy goddamn birds. I hate them. So we don't have them anymore? Kick them out of the fucking country for good. What? No. They're still going to come. They ain't no having shit.

They shit everywhere. They attack you. That's a fucking bird that knows how to shit. I hate those fucking birds. And they took down fucking Sully's plane, too. That's right, man. Fuck. Put him in the Hudson.

It's a nuisance. Miracle on the Hudson. A lot of people are saying that didn't really happen. So please, if you want... Who's saying that, Ricky? The spirit of the cirrhosis? No, it's on video. There was a movie about it, so it has to be true. There's lots of videos that aren't real. Arachnidic? Arachnidic? Arachnidic? Arachnidic? Arachnidic?

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Arachnidic? Arachnidic? Arachnidic? Arachnidic? Arachnidic? Arachnidic? Arachnidic? Arachnidic? They made a movie about it. There's all kinds of footage of it. The aftermath. Wow. A lot of people think the world's round, too. Oh, come on. Don't, no, don't even get into this shit, man. There's a video of that, too, isn't there?

There's a fucking video. Don't fucking even get in. You know he's gonna flip the fuck out. Shut up. It's not round. It's an oblate spheroid. Okay. You know that, right? Slightly egg-shaped.

So you got born on April the 5th. Ooh, somebody's had a song written about them. Who's that? She knows just what it takes. Betty Davis? Yeah. Good, nice. Betty Davis.

That was really nice, Rook. It was fucking nice. You should sing the whole chorus. She's got Betty Davis eyes. Does she have nice eyes? Betty Davis has gorgeous eyes. Beautiful. Really?

What color were they? Green? I don't know. She could change them. She could change them with her mind. They were just beautiful. Yeah, I think I've seen her eyes. Boys, just one second.

Uh-oh. Snoop Dogg, coming to Halifax. Yep. I know that. June 3rd? Are we going to see him? Fucking right, man. We are hanging out with Snoop.

Nice. When is it? I think it's June 3rd, is it? I had to check my calendar. I think it's June 3rd, man. We are hanging out with Snoop. Nice. When is it? I think it's June 3rd, is it? I had to check my calendar. I think it's June 3rd, man. Hopefully I have nothing going on. Hopefully not. I've been booking a lot of things.

Like what? Interviews. Interviews? Different types of jobs. So make sure if you get some really, really good weed, save it. Save the good stuff. Come on. Don't be.

Save it for Snoop. He hasn't gotten over the fact that Snoop can outsmoke him. Yeah, you can tell, man. Well, you can try to smoke against him this time. Diamond Dallas Page. Wasn't that one of your wrestling friends? Big fan of his, or? He's talking to you.

No, he's talking, you're the one that likes wrestling, man. You didn't like Diamond? No. Why not? Was he like the bad guy or the good guy? Diamond Dallas Page? Yeah. He was the accountant. That was his original wrestling name.

Diamond Dallas Page, as he started out as, and he used to bring a notebook in. All right. Here's something, bubs, you might know. Lead guitarist from Pearl Jam got born today. Michael McCready. Michael McCready? Is the Hulk Hogan really coming back to fight?

Did I see that somewhere? I heard that. I heard it, man. Hogan really coming back to fight did I see that somewhere I heard that I heard it man Hogan yeah he likes to fuck he likes to fuck yeah

he likes to fuck well he had a fuck tape out this one right make some yeah I can't believe you don't have a fuck tape out yet I can't believe make some yeah I can't believe you don't have a fuck tape out yet I can't believe you don't have a fuck tape out yet Romeo

if I did it probably would be pretty romantic that's what I'm saying man you are one really romantic dude Pharrell Williams clap along if you feel like a room without a roof. That's a happy song. It's very happy. It's called Happy, Rick.

Really? Good name for it. Yeah. That's what it's about, being happy. Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof. He's also a film producer. Pharrell. Yeah, he produced Hidden Figures.

Did he? That was a good fucking movie, I liked it. There you go. Didn't know that. I didn't know anything about it. I saw the name of it and I thought it was, you know, about the shapes of different bodies, but it was not about that at all.

What's it about? It's about rockets and shit. NASA. Is it? Yeah. What's that? Oh! Yeah, I know. I... Is that what that movie's called about the ladies? Yeah. It's a fucking good movie.

That did all the calculating? Yeah. Smart motherfuckers. Yeah, it's a fucking good movie. That did all the calculating? Yep. Smart motherfuckers. Boys, I'm officially too fucking high to be here. I'm officially not high enough. I gotta nap, man. I don't know what I've been talking about for the last 15 minutes. Indica gummies.

Gotta stay away from them. Here's what you need to do. Take this and go to the bathroom. What? For what? Enjoy yourself. What do you need to do? Take this and go to the bathroom. What? For what? Enjoy yourself. Put my wiener in the shark's mouth?

I don't think so. It's funny how your fucking head went right to there. Yeah, I wasn't, what are you talking about? What did you mean? That man either ram it in my arse, put my wiener in it. I just meant take it as a little companion. Yeah, talk to him, man. Send his your friend.

Someone to talk to. Not stick your wiener in him. Jesus, that was weird. It's fucked. Oh, I couldn't anyway, because I'd tear his fucking jaw right off. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com

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