Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 46 - Talkin' Dirty

Episode Date: April 11, 2022

The Boys are a bit f**kin' battered today - find out who got bashed at the grocery store, and who's joined the Corona Club! Plus: Feeling romantic, or wanna get dirty? Get some Kissing Lessons With Bubbles!

here we are boys all right what boys it is getting nicer out spring is here and i'm fucking happy thank fuck yeah that's all i gotta say i'm done i am. That's all I got to say. I'm done. I am done. That's all I'm going to talk about today. Winter from hell. What happened to your nose? You said you were in some kind of horror show last night?

What the fuck was that all about? Yeah, I'll talk about this after the park after dark, okay? Oh. All right. What is it? You got a big dinger on your nose there. I don't have a dinger on my nose, man. What are you talking about?

I can see it plain as day, Julian. Yeah, you look a little fucked over, bud. What'd you do? Boys, I'd rather talk about this after the podcast, please. This is... Now that I know that, I would'd rather talk about this after the podcast, please. This is... Now that I know that, I would much rather talk about it during the podcast, now that I know that. All right. There was a bit of a situation last night.

I was grocery shopping, okay? I was... I just... Fuck's sakes. What'd you do? As you know, the prices of food and everything's going crazy these days. I went to go get a few steaks because I need some protein, of course, because I'm trying to get in shape.

So I didn't have any grocery bags because you've got to pay for them now. I didn't have enough money for them, so I was putting them up my shirt. I had a coat on. Put them in the pocket just so I could get to the fucking checkout and pay for them and when you know i'm walking through going to the cash register some dickhead that works in the fish department fucking got me right in the face with something from the sound of it it's got to be like either is it his cock that wasn't his cock ricky come on no man he hit me it was he i think was i don't know it was a flounder or mackerel or lobster or something he fucking got me right in the face though man so that's basically you caught it on a zepers what you're saying

yeah funny buffs was it frozen i don't know what it man. I don't know if it was a tuna and had like this fucking gills or I don't know what it was. It was hard, man. It fucking nailed me. Anyway, I saw a starfish for a second. I don't know. It could have been a lobster. It smells fishy. I don't know what the fuck it was.

But anyway, I'm getting the guy back because it was totally not called for. And I didn't come home with any groceries obviously okay so that was it it had nothing to do with my zipper coming out and all this shit that I knew you'd get into but no not your zipper his the sailor's zipper

I'm talking about the sailor the sailor down at the pier that's who I'm talking about no it was the fish market dude. Whatever the fuck. I'm going to fucking get him back though, man. Not necessary. I might sue him actually.

This had nothing to do with Cox boys. It was a fucking lobster or something. Anyway, it was embarrassing. Just a simple mistake. I'll get back and I'm going to sue them maybe, but we'll see how that goes in the coming weeks. I can't believe it's April the 8th. Yes.

Yeah, no shit. Crazy. We're going to Toronto tonight. Yes, we are. Is that tonight? Yes, I'm getting on a plane here shortly. Oh, man, I can't. It means I got to wear sunglasses all night, man.

This is fucking... Women do not like that shit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you should. You look kind of dumb. Women don't like it. Tell that to fucking Corey Hurt, bud. Tell that to Corey Hurt.

Women don't like sunglasses at night. Oh, bubs. Sunglasses. when did that fucking song came out? When? Back in 1982 or something? Come on. Something like that, but it's still a classic. Yeah, nobody's listening

to that tune anymore, man. Corey Hart fans are. Yeah. Well, they're fucked. But since we're on the topic of food and meat, check out, there's a company in the UK, and we talked a bit about this before, but it's actually happened a big time.

They got a lab-grown food set up, and they're going to start to serve lion, tiger, and elephant meat. And it looks just like the fucking real deal, man. It tastes the same. What the fuck is it? It's... They better not be serving lion and tiger

meat. It is, but no, they're not killing animals, man. They're just fucking taking DNA or something and it's called cellular agriculture. And they're growing the fuck of things. They're growing, they're just growing meat in a petri dish?

They're growing meat, man, and it's coming out and I guess it's delicious and they're saying, alright, everybody's used to eating fucking, you know, pigs and chickens and cows just because they, you know, they're just all over the place. You can get rid of them, no one gives a fuck.

And that's the only reason why people aren't eating foods like fucking lions and giraffe and elephants and shit. Because you're not allowed to hunt them. But there's less fat and shit in a lot of these animals so it's better for you. So I'm going to start eating lion and tiger meat. Well, if it's

just grown in a dish and they're not hurting an actual kitty to get the meat, I'd consider having myself a lion burger. There you go, man. Yeah. Lots of things. Pretty muscular. What, the lion? Muscular lion, yeah.

Yeah, it seems like you picked the most muscular of the animals, Julian, to munch on. This is what I read, man. It's a lion and tiger and even an elephant. They're going to have fucking giraffe hams coming out. Giraffe hams? Yeah, man. It's like a ham. What about anything endangered

like bald eagle wings? Whatever the fuck you want to eat. The crazy thing is, though, they can do this. They can grow human cellular fucking pieces of meat. So if you ever want to taste what a human tastes like, you can do it this way

instead of having to be a cannibal. I like what Ricky's onto there with the bald eagle wings. That'd be a big wing. That'd be a fucking big, dirty wing like that. It'd be like a big drumstick, like a turkey drumstick. I think we got to get over to the UK, man, see if we can try out all these fucking meats, man. I'm down with it. I'm done.

I'm doing it. Fuck out. I'm not sure about tasting a'm done. I'm doing it. Fuck out. I'm not sure about tasting a human meat. That'd be kind of weird. Would it be a muscular human or someone who looks like Randy? That's a good question, man. I'd say, well, if it's Randy, it's definitely... A lot of marbling. A lot of marbling on Randy, because if you cut a, you know,

you could cut a top sirloin out of Randy and it would be more like a rab a, you know, you could cut a top sirloin out of Randy and it would be, it'd be more like a ribeye, you know? Oh, yeah, it'd be just full of fat, lots of gristle, lots of flames in the barbecue.

I like how you say gristle, Julian. Say it again. I'm not saying it, man. Come on, lots of what? No, I'm not here to fucking entertain you, Bubs, okay? Yes, you are. You're here to entertain all the people. Well, no.

I'm here to give free booze for doing this and free food sometimes. So, I'm not here to entertain anybody, really. Okay. What else? I was here with the dude over in the UK Derbyshire I think that's in the UK isn't it

yeah Derbyshire he bought a Ferrari 488 and he crashed it two miles after leaving the dealership not even two miles away idiot that would suck fucking destroyed it.

What did he hit, Ricky? Looks like he crashed into the guardrail. He must have just lost control of it. Too much power or something. Or four or five. I don't know. Four or five. They're all those furs are fast, man.

You get an idiot behind the wheel. We drove that time, Bubz. Why? Didn't we drive one of those one time? I did. Yes, I drove several of them. Yeah, we didn't crash the fucking things. No.

Some people are just shitty drivers, man. Buy a fucking expensive car like that. Drive for two minutes. Yeah, and then you call your insurance company to get insurance put on the car. Same day you call the insurance company and say, I told them the fucking thing.

Yeah, that was fun. It's better just to borrow someone's Ferrari, if you know what I mean. That's the way you do it. What if you crash that? And you walk away and say, that was fun. Glad I didn't get hurt.

You know what I'm saying? I do know what you're saying. I do. Holy fuck. Wow. There's a bird called a short-beaked, Google-eyed pigeon that kind of reminds me of you, Bubs.

What? He looks a lot... All right, I'm going to turn the laptop around here and see if it'll see and pick it up. No, we can just put it on the full screen. No, we can put it on right there. Bubbles the bro. That doesn't fucking look like me.

That looks a lot like you man A lot Fuck you Julian Got some big eyes Don't worry I bet you this bird gets banged Bubbs I bet you he gets banged That bird looks nothing like me It looks a lot like you man

I look more like a You know Like a what? Like a bald eagle type bird man. I look more like a, you know... Like a what? Like a bald eagle type bird. No, man, you look like... Majestic. I'm more majestic looking than that fucking thing. You look like a short, big, googly-eyed pigeon, man. I'm telling you. And there's nothing wrong with it.

I think they're great birds, man. People love them. No, they don't. They make fun of the cocksuckers. I would make fun of them. The googly-eyed pigeon fucking... You think he worries about being made fun of? He doesn't give a fuck, Bubz. If there's other birds pecking on him, he does. He does not give a flying fuck, because he's a strong bird, man.

So if a big fucking eagle comes out and starts pecking him in the fucking eyes, you don't think that bothers him? Probably, but he doesn't think he's fucking making fun of him, man. He's probably thinking, oh, I'm going to be fucking lunch with this bird. Can they see good or they just look fucked for no reason?

I think they're fucked. I think they're as blind as a fucking bat, but I don't know. They just look like they are. They probably are not blind as a bat. They're probably just, you know, they just have eyes that look a certain way, but his eyes are probably,

they work perfectly fine, I bet. I bet you he can see 20-20. No, I don't think so. In other news, Buffs, did you know that Jerry Springer, I know he's one of your favorite fucking talk show hosts ever. Jerry Springer, right? Jerry Springer?

Yeah, you fucking love that guy. I don't give a fuck about Jerry Springer. Anyway, he was born in a London tube station during World War fucking II. Good for him. Lots of money. He sure lost his accent I never even thought of that man yeah

I'll have to look into that it's obviously British did you hear about the vehicle this sheik built Julian no man it would definitely make you hurt maybe four or five times he built the fucking hummer but it's 22 feet tall 22 feet tall 46 feet long and 20 feet

wide what the fuck would you do with that now it It looks just like a Hummer, except it's like fucking, you could actually drive a regular Hummer pretty much underneath of it. It's got two floors with like a fucking toilet and sink and shit in it. Powered by four diesel engines. But it looks just like a Hummer H1, except it's fucking 20 feet high. Who would want that though? Who would want that, though? Who would want that goddamn thing? I don't know.

It would be fun to drive for a couple of days and just crash. You know who would buy that? The guy with the smallest wiener in the world. Which is that cheap guy, obviously. It didn't say how big his wiener was, but... It's not big. That's just dumb, man. Why would you do that?

You know what? Just because you got the money to do it. I guess that's why. He collects four by fours, I guess. What does he ever, man? What the fuck would that cost a bill? She'd be a few bucks. She's all custom parts, that's for sure.

Yeah, he's not getting any parts from the factory for that big piece of shit. That's what I mean, like what if he needs to do a fucking brake change? Where do you go to get brake pads for that fucking thing? Yeah, I don't know, man. You gotta get some gold. It's fucking crazy when you see the picture of someone's

damn side, how big the fucking thing is. Alright guys, five bucks to any of you guys that can tell me the answer to this. In the 19th century, guys. Five bucks to any of you guys that can tell me the answer to this. In the 19th century. No. The slang term for sex. What was it?

Back in the 19th century. No. What century? Slang term for sex? 19th century. It's the slang term for sex. Frogging. Nope. Slam sex. Frogging. Nope.

Slamming. Boinking. Nope. No. Are you going to tell us? Yes, I give up. Cave diving. No.

Well, maybe that could have been something else, but they called it the horizontal refreshment how far has that heard up hey do you want to go for a little horizontal refreshment that makes it sound that makes it sound not so dirty it's makes it sound really uh yeah yeah man pretty quick and i'm gonna use. I'm going to use that. I'm going to start using that, man. It sounds more funny. It's just like going in for a little refreshment,

like you're going in for a spritzer, just a little spritzer. What would be a vertical refreshment? Standing up, man, doing it up against the wall or something. You know, what would be a 90-degree refreshment? That's a good one. I'm sliding down. No, bent over, man. 90 degrees.

It's much better than doggy style. Excuse me, can we do it the 90-degree refreshment way? I love it, man. I fucking love it. That was a refreshing refreshment way. I love it, man. I fucking love it. That was a refreshing refreshment. Jesus, Murphy. Animals, boys.

It's fucking dirt. The old standing on your knees refreshment. That's right. Standing on your knees refreshment. All right. He's refreshment. All right. A little refreshment injection. It's very subdued today.

Yeah, it's like it's very calming in here today, isn't it? It's just relaxing. You guys are baked. That's why. Yeah, I'm finally a little baked. Finally a little recovered after my little battle. Yeah, so you're going to tell the people why we're sitting like this, boys? I don't know. Do you want to tell the people, bubs?

I think you should tell them, make the big announcement. The what? I think you should tell make the big announcement the what why are we in the face with a lobster no that's what I was gonna what were you gonna say Ricky uh I had a little battle with our little virus. And how did you make out? I did okay, but it was a piss off. After everything I've been through for two fucking years, don't even know how I got it. Wasn't too, too bad. I had a fucking fever and I was in bed for a few days,

but the shittiest part about it was you couldn't really smoke that much dope, a little bit. You joined Club Corona, is that what you're saying? I, yes. Is that what you call it now? Corona Club? And I just got into membership myself. But guess what? Still working out.

Still eating great. Still drinking my face off every day, and I feel fucking awesome. So I don't know what the fuck's going on. You're lucky. Yeah. I'm glad I had my fucking shots because it wasn't a ton of fun. But it was more of a pain in the ass than anything. Well, I'll see you guys someday.

Another few days or whatever. Fucking nice. Yep. Take lots of edibles. I've been living on them, man. Booze, edibles, and eat lots of fucking lion meat. Holy shit, boys. The wood frog can hold his piss for eight months.

Did you guys know that? Who can? A wood frog. A wood frog. Oh. Woodchuck? No, no. wood frog. A wood frog. Oh. Woodchuck. No, no. Woodchuck, they're different.

Maybe not, though. Wood frog. It can hold its piss for how long? Eight months. Is that when it's hibernated? Don't know. That'd come in handy if you were drinking a lot, though. You want to bend her for the weekend.

Eh. Fuck you. Put her on a bottle of yeast. I'm not going to piss now. want to bend her for the weekend. Eh, fuck you. I'm not going to piss now. I'm going to piss in about eight months, I think. An eight-month piss. I've got an eight-month piss hold. A lot of piss, man. A lot of piss.

I wonder if you can eat a wood frog? You can eat. You ate wood frogs, didn't you, Ricky? You ate one, man. I don't know what kind of frogs they were. They didn't taste like piss, though, so. Must have been not in the eight months. Well, you wouldn't taste the piss. It'd be probably just salty if you cooked it up.

Didn't really taste the piss. I don't know. That's a good album name. You guys remember Bob Hope? Yes. How the fuck wouldn't you know who that is? Well, he died back in 2003, right? And he was on his deathbed.

And his wife said, Bobby, I always like to get buried. Guess what he said? Don't know. Surprise me. That's cool, man. He said surprise me? He said surprise me.

Just fucking do whatever. That's pretty weird. I think it's great. I mean, he he would never ever know where he was buried but other than that it's pretty cool you know what he's basically saying

what doesn't fucking matter which it does not it doesn't it's true and I just and I learned something else flushed down the toilet

I learned something else you guys like to kiss right you guys like kissing kissing the ladies right right oh you better you better believe it alright I learned something else. You guys like to kiss, right? You guys like kissing the ladies, right? Right? Oh, you better believe it. All right.

There's been a study. There's been a study, but the world's culture, only half of them kiss romantically. What the fuck is up with that? How could you not kiss romantically, man, when you're doing it? Don't get it. I don't know, man. That's a big part of it for me.

Do you kiss romantically when you're doing it, Julian? Well, yeah, if I'm with my lady or whatever. Yeah, I do. Of course I do. Is it romantically or dirty? Well, isn't that the same thing? No. I mean, it's the same fucking thing.

No, it isn't. Dirtily and romantically are two very different things. Okay, what's a dirty kiss and what's a romantic kiss? You guys tell me. Well, it's kind of like the difference between making love and fucking. Same thing.

No, two different things. Okay, explain to me what the fucking difference is. What's kind of like the difference between making love and fucking? Same thing. No. Two different things. Okay, explain to me what the fuck a difference is, please. A romantic kiss is like a moo-moo. Like a what? It's like a moo-moo. Baby. That's not French kissing.

What you're doing there? No. That's not French kissing. Just because you're like Got a French accent That's not considered French kissing I don't I know it's not French kissing

But a romantic kiss is like a You know That's what you're like Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo

Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo

Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo

Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo

Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo You know, it's got like more, you know, growling and nibbling type stuff going on. Growling like what?

Like growling, like yum, yum, yum, yummy. Oh, man. So I like the romantic one better. You go moo, moo, moo, like a cow. Yeah, it's just like you would move your head like this. Like moo, moo, moo, moo. And you move your head like what, like this? Just like, you know, like you're move your head like this. Like, mm-mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm-mm. And you move your head like what? Like this?

Just like, you know, like you're smooching. Like, mm-mm-mm-mm. That type thing. But dirty kissing. Dirty kissing is like, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. More like that. You're eating something. Get right in there.

Yeah, more tongue, you know, flying around with your tongue. I would imagine that's what it's like. So you don't do, you don't use your tongue when you're romantic kissing? You just go... Well, if you do, it's a slower, more

smooth motion, whereas dirty kissing, it's just darting around and licking things. Like right down the throat, fucking all over the place. Oh, yeah. Lots of pressure. All right. Okay. Grabbing and pulling. Yes, but romantic tongue kissing

is like, you know, little smooth movements and circles. It's like painting a picture with your tongue. Is that what you're doing? Yes. It's like a painting. That's a very good analogy. Like you're painting a beautiful picture with your tongue, whereas dirty kissing, you're just throwing paint. I did not know you were this romantic of a fellow, Bubbs.

Very romantic. You've got some skills by the sounds of it. I'm pretty impressed. Well, I don't know that I got skills. I just, you know, that's what I imagine it would be. Well, I know. I know. I didn't want to say that you're, you know, inexperienced or anything, but...

Oh, no. Who said that? Not me. Well, you dubbops. We all have been thinking of it that way. You're lacking in experience, but you know what? I think you nailed it. You described both of them pretty good. I'm proud of you.

There you go. I'll leave the description of, you know, romantic sexing and the hardcore, the differences between those, I'll leave that to Ricky. Okay, Ricky, so what is the differences between those. I'll leave that to Ricky.

Okay, Ricky. So what is the difference between hardcore and you're being romantic? Let's get that out there. People want to know. I think it's pretty obvious. What? Well, one of them is just, you know, like a passionate kind of slower romantic type ordeal.

The other one is like an animalistic fucking wild animals going out of the jungle. Why can't you do the wild animal thing and still be passionate and romantic? I don't get it. It can be, but it's more slow and sensual. Is that a word? Yes. Wow. Yes. I Yes. Wow, yes. I don't know, boys.

I don't think there's a difference. I think it's either whether you're tired or you're not tired. I think that's going to determine it. It's more about speed, too. Hmm. Alright. So you're just wide open.

You're wide open all the time, are you, Julian? Just like a jackhammer. Well, I do what works, I think, Bubs. Seems to be working. I don't know. One speed. Oh, one speed Julian, they call you. No, I mean, Bubs.

Pedal to the metal. No. Pedal to the metal. Buzz, I'm romantic, okay? That's all I'm saying. I'm romantic. And I do think about being romantic. And then progress into the full on. Of course I do, man. Of course.

I'll write a fucking poem if I got it. I don't think it's romantic if you're, you know, almost smashing the lady's hips to dust because you're so muscular and powerful. Fives, come on. Why? I mean, you could still say, you know, you're beautiful, I love you, all that shit. I mean, it all goes with it. Okay. It's romance. What about when you're talking dirty?

It all goes with it. It's romance. What about when you're talking dirty? Well, you can just talk dirty and throw in some nice, you know, romantic things as well. I don't fucking know, boys. We got to get off this subject. It's getting kind of weird. We could talk about the great Canadian maple syrup, right?

Let's do it. What happened? I don't know. Maybe we've talked about it before. I don do it. What happened? I didn't... Maybe we've talked about it before. I don't know. I don't even remember. I don't remember. It sounds awfully familiar. They stole like fucking 9,500 and

71 million barrels of maple syrup. Yeah, that's fucked. 15 million bucks. 15 million bucks of maple syrup. Yeah, that's fucked. 15 million bucks. 15 million bucks, maple syrup. Whoa, man. That's a lot of coin. I got busted, though. Fucking eight years in prison, and I got fined 7 million bucks.

Wow. That's a big fine. It's not a bad fine. It's worth 15 million. You only get fined less than half. You still did all right. No, but I don't think they got to keep the $15 million, Ricky. That gets confiscated, and then you owe $7 million.

So you're $7 million in the hole. Oh, that sucks. Yeah, it's not like you, oh, you got it fair and square, so you'll keep that $15 million, but we're going to fine you $7 million, so you're still up $8 million. That's not how it fucking works. I wish it did. That'd be great. All right.

I know I talked to boys. On a brighter note, I've talked about this before. You know those little peep candies, little marshmallow ones? Yeah. Since it's almost Easter, I got an update for you. Like, I dove into this a little bit more. In 1953, it took 27 hours to create Peeps Marshmallow Chicks. 27 fucking hours.

To create one to one Peep? To one. Yeah, I don't understand why. I got to figure that out but today the same process just takes six minutes which i think is still fucked how come it takes six minutes to make one that still seems like a long time but that's pretty quick if you're talking from raw ingredients they got to take the sugar they got to take the marshmallow they got to take the the candied outer to take the candied outer crunchy shell.

That's pretty quick, six minutes to make a peep, but 27 hours is fucking outrageous. Yeah. How much do they sell for? Doesn't seem like a very good business model. Oh, man. I mean, they're fucking awful for you. You should never eat them.

They're fucked. They're just fucking gross shit. Marshmallows and sugar, aren't they? That's about it, man. Let's see who got born on April the 8th. Oh, nice.

Betty Ford. Who? Betty Ford. Betty Ford's wife. The U.S. lady. Oh, I thought that was Henry Ford's wife. Oh, it could have been. She was the first lady in the U.S.?

It seems awful late. The first lady, what? It says, yeah, she was the first lady. She was born in 1918. It was all men before that, I guess. No, that's she was the first lady. She was born in 1918. It was all men before that, I guess. No, that's 100% wrong, man. Something's not right there, Ricky.

She's also the founder of the Betty Ford Clinic. Yeah, which is helpful to many people. Oh, no, she must have been President Gerald Ford's wife, was she? I'd say so, yeah. Could have been. Then she was the First Lady. She wasn't the first woman here in, or the first woman to be in the United States, Ricky. They call the wife of the President the First Lady. So she must have been Gerald Ford's wife.

I didn't know that. Okay. It says U.S. First Lady. Yeah, that's all that means. It doesn't mean she was here first. I was going to say, because in brackets it said from 1974 to 1977, so she was only

the first lady in the U.S. for three years. Yeah, before 1974, it was not all males in the U.S., Ricky. There was definitely ladies down there before 1974, it was not all males in the U.S., Ricky. There was definitely ladies down there before 1974. I thought there had to be. You know what?

I got to tell you one thing. Since we're talking about presidents and shit, Abe Lincoln, you and him had something majorly in common. What? We were both fucking badasses? No, well, maybe. He was a fucking huge cat lover, man. I know he was. Did you know that? I didn't know that.

People say that he kept one in his hat, in his stovepipe hat, but I don't believe that. I don't believe that, man. hat, but I don't believe that. I don't believe that, man. That's what they say when he did the, you know, the Gettysburg address and all those famous speeches he did. People claim that he had a cat in his stovetop hat.

But I think you would have heard it meowing. They were taking a dump or a piss on his head. Who would do that? Unless it was sleeping. It could have curled up in his hair and got comfortable. It could have been in there. It could have curled up in his hair and got comfortable. It could have been in there.

There could have been a kitty in there for the Gettysburg address. I don't think so. Steve Howe got born on this day. He was a guitar player for Yes and Asia. Yeah. Steve Howe, yes. Mel Schnaxer. Who? Yes, Aneesha. Yeah. Steve Howell. Yes. Mel Shaksher.

Who? He's a bass player from Grand Funk Railroad. Oh, yeah. Izzy Stradlin. Izzy, yes, from Guns N' Roses. Yeah. I met Izzy. Julian Lennon.

Julian Lennon. Is he related to you, Julian? No, he's got a cool name, though. That doesn't make any sense, man. Think about it. Julian Lennon's a photographer and a musician and son of John Lennon. That is correct. That's right.

He's a very good photographer. He takes really great shots. And he's a great musician. Julian Lennon? Yeah, do you remember his stuff? Like his old stuff? Yeah. Yeah, he was good, man.

But it's much too late for goodbyes. John Schneider. Fucking Dukes of Hazzard.es. John Schneider. Fucking Dukes of Hazzard. Yes, John Schneider. Richard Hatch. He was the guy from Survivor, wasn't he? Yeah. Robin Wright.

Survivor. She's a good actor. Robin Wright Penn? It's not Penn anymore Wow She was hot And Patricia Arquette She was fucking awesome in True Romance True Romance yeah

That was her big break code film She did incredible Now she's on that show what's it called Severance Is that any good Yes it's very good show, what's it called? Severance. Is that really good? Yes, it's very good. That show would really fuck with your brain, though,

Ricky. I don't think you should watch Severance, because it'll make your brain hurt. Is it about people who get fired and get money? No, it's about people that they work for this company, right? Yeah. But when you get to a certain level in a company, they sever your brain so that when you're at work, you have no memories of being at home.

But then when you go home at the end of the day, you have no memories of being at work. That's kind of fucked, but kind of cool. So you're like two completely different people. When you're in the work building, your brain just goes jiggly-joo, and you can't think of anything outside of work. And then when you go home, your brain goes deedily-doo, and you can't remember what you do at work or where you work or anything. That's cool.

See, if I had that kind of a brain, maybe I would get a job. Maybe. You know what, Buffs? Why? Five bucks if you can get this right. Because you're a bit of an English guy, right? You're good at English. What is the dot over the lowercase i called? The dot over the lowercase

i? Yep. What is it, buddy? It's just called. No, it's not just called anything. It's called something. It's just called a dot. Dot your I's, it says. No, it isn't, man.

You're going to fucking love this one because you just got educated by me today, bud. It's something you're very good at. Let me let it rip. Let me hear it. It's called a tittle. A tittle? Oh, fuck, I knew that. Like a nipple, yep.

It's called a tittle. Yeah, I knew that. Ricky knew it. You didn't? I can't believe it, bubs. How the fuck did you know that, Ricky? I remember seeing it on some piece of trivia type show. I don't believe that for a second.

I don't either. Maybe I was thinking of a tiddly wink. Maybe you were just thinking of a tit. Could have been. Tittle. That's probably it. All right, boys. All right.

It's time for me to go. I got to go do some COVID things. Go fucking make some peanut butter and toast and have a tea and mix up a drink or something I gotta do something alright man

alright enjoy your yeah you guys you guys should get together and you know play play COVID games.

I can come party with you, man. I've had it. Can't fuck with me again. Let's do it, man. I'm getting drunk at my house tonight. Bubz, you can come, but you can... No, fuck you guys. I'm not going anywhere near you filthy bastards.

Put on a hazmat suit over, come over and bring some booze, and we'll get drunk. No, I'll hang with my kitties just fine. I think I'm bionic now for 90 days. You're what? I think I'm bionic for 90 days, isn't it? Untouchable? Yeah, you're bionic for 90 days. You're not bionic, Ricky.

All right, boys. Well, I guess I'll see you. Let me know when you don't have the COVID anymore. You'll know, man. I'll be over to see you soon, boys. Well, I guess I'll see you. Let me know when you don't have the COVID anymore. You'll know, man. I'll be over to see you soon, bud. All right. Give it to him. All right.

Peace, everybody.