Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 46 - The Jackass Anatomy Hour

Episode Date: June 20, 2016

The legendary JACKASS crew are this week's special guests! Wee-Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, and Dave England aren’t just Jackasses, they’re also experts on the GREASIEST parts of the human body! Plus, the Boys ask the daredevils about the craziest stunts they’ve ever done - and they’ve done A LOT of crazy s**t! Episode 46 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky!              

Dex the fuck themselves? Yep. He'll show you. It's called talking. Chris, this ass isn't gonna fuck itself. Here's what he's talking about. All your dreams. What the fuck is that?

Well, it's like, if one... That's space talking. Space talking is if one of you is circumcised and one is not circumcised. You hook them together? You take the uncircumcised one and you snap it over the circumcised one. Smurf.

The Chinese finger locks. Exactly. But it's natural. You could get hooked together forever. You never know. What's wrong with that? That's what we do in America. No, no.

The secret is to do it with somebody you get along with. Yeah, you don't want to do it with an enemy. No, you don't. You don't want to do it with anyone too slutty. Two men enter, one man leave. Cock locked forever. Julian, are you going to start it? Yeah, let's start this.

All right, this is the Trailer Park Boys podcast coming at you. We're in a fucking swimming pool at the community college. Check this out. And, Puffs, Puffs, why are we in a fucking swimming pool, man? Because look who we're sitting with. I thought you wanted to do a remake of the Brian Adams video there. No, your mother did that already. Because you did have a crush on Brian Adams, man.

Your mother did that already. Except she turned it into a porno. What number is this? It's 47 or something. 666. 46! And it doesn't fucking matter anyway, because we got some people here that are very cool motherfuckers.

On tour right now, we got jackass fellas here. Yeah! Alright! Yeah! Good to meet you guys. Good to meet you guys. Thank you for having us. This is crazy having you guys here.

My bird is just like a piece of steel right now. When I get excited, my bird points straight up. Is it a parakeet? No, I mean my wiener. I know you mean your wiener. Is it a parakeet? Could be. It's a prick! Bob, you're hitting on them, man. You gotta chill that out. No, I'm not. Well, you're talking about having a hard bird?

We love getting fucked up and watching you guys, man. This is great. Yeah, this is fucking awesome. We like getting fucked up and watching ourselves, too. Nice. You guys have TV parties? You guys have TV parties watching us? Yeah, man. Yes, and then we try to replicate some of the stunts and it always goes bad. How long have you guys been doing Trailer Park Boys?

Cameras have been falling around since 2000. 2000? 2000. Really? That's when we started. We started in 99. No fucking way. Well, actually, we started. We started in 99. No fucking way.

Well actually, technically, camera guys came in 99. Oh! So right around the same time. So we're about the same time. That's pretty fucking weird. Yeah, it is. That is weird. Yeah, we're big fans of Julian and Bubbles.

I like Ricky. Something was in there. I like Ricky. I like Ricky. Ricky, you're badass. I like all you guys. He's got that Anglo-Saxon Elvis. He's like Ricky Bobby.

He's like Ricky Bobby. He's more fucked up than that guy. How many people are you talking about? I'm talking about the guy who's in the movie. I'm talking about the guy who's in the movie. I'm talking about Ricky, you're badass. I like all you guys. He's got that Anglo-Saxon Elvis. He's like Ricky Bobby. He's like Ricky Bobby. He's more fucked up than that guy. How many kids do you have, Ricky? That's a good question.

Are you a grandfather? I am. I have one kid that I know about and probably a few others. One grandson. And that kid has a child? You're a grandfather? Yes. Oh, shit. I had to think about that. And Bubbles has a child? Your grandfather? Yes. Oh shit.

I had to think about that. And Bubbles, do you have any kids? Oh, I don't. Wasn't Bubbles in a porno movie? I was in several porno movies. There's not a chance he's got a kid. He didn't get a badge off though. But he can perform when the cameras are on.

Oh, I can get a cone, believe me. Bubbs, you're fucking lying, man. What? You always fucking lie about that shit. I can get a two. What me. Bubs, you're fucking lying, man. What? You always fucking lie about this shit. I can get it, too. What about your dick, Bubbles? All right, we've had this discussion before. Get it out.

Who'd you bang? Get it out. Yeah, who did you bang? Different ladies. Like who? You wouldn't want to know, wouldn't you? Oh, good one. I bet you'd like to know.

That was lame, boss. That fucking sucked. Have you guys been in jail lately at all? Drunk tank. Huh? Drunk tank. Drunk tank. No more big drunk tanks?

No, not in jail lately. Oh, yeah. Have you? Not lately, though. Not lately. We're putting that kind of stuff behind us. What are jails like up in the States? Huh?

What are the jails like up there? Well, bathhouses. What? They're like a bathhouse.? Huh? What are the jails like up there? Well, bathhouses. They're like a bathhouse. No, they're kind of gnarly. I thought they were fucking... A lot of male prostitutes in them. Male prostitutes. Yeah. If you're really tough, you know, you can get your dick sucked every day.

If you're not tough, you're going to have to suck some dick every day. Yeah. That's a little bit different than our jails. Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's not so much of that going on. There is. There's like little ladies. If you're tough, you can get it sucked every day. Yeah.

Were you guys tough or not tough? Both. No, I I've never sucked a dick, but I've had a dude suck my dick, actually. But it wasn't even in jail. It was our bro, Steve-O. Steve-O sucked on you? Well, no, he just kissed it.

He held it in his hand and kissed the head of it. Okay, well, he kissed it. It was a stunt, so it didn't matter. But I found out the next day that I hadn't crossed the line. It was him. Oh, yeah, I know. Unless you dropped a load. No, no, no, no. It's a very

delicate balance though between like, you don't want to look like really like, like you want your penis to look good when you're getting kissed by a dude on camera. But if they're not too good though. Yeah, if it looks too good then it looks, you know, you don't want to be fully erect. Yeah, no, no, god no. Right. You don't want to be totally soft. Yeah, you gotta be somewhere in the middle and that takes a lot of control. What about that girl that you were hanging, or that showed up around last, this like, stalker girl came last night. Oh no. Actually, we shouldn't even talk about it. Yeah, probably not.

Alright. This is a little weird for you because I always thought the reason you never saw Aaron and Bubbles in the same room is because they were the same person, but here they are. no, it's we're the same dude. Yes, sir Well, you're just the Canadian version of me and I'm the American version of you. I love it. It's beautiful You want to move that means you're cool. We should like live together for a couple months and see what happens Um, you think yeah, I could do that, but you'd have to come move into my shed You still live in the seal. Oh, absolutely. I've got a beautiful shed. How many cats do you got?

I have anywhere between 60 to 100. Are you going to be... 60 to 100? 60 to 100, yeah. Are you going to be tough or not tough when you guys are living together? Yeah, because... We can switch it up. I've got no problem sucking his dick. Okay, well, now it's...

There you go, bubs. It's been said. Let's go back to talking about prison., now it's... There you go, bub. I mean, it's been said, so... New roommate, buddy. Let's go back to talking about prison. At least he'll get some action now, bub. Here's where he's been to prison. I didn't know what he meant. I've been to jail.

He's been on a boat for a few hours. Yeah. Without a woman inside of him. He got a little bit goofy. Prison rules. Shed life. Shed life. Shed life.

Teach his own. You know, I thought last night, last night, seeing your shed had been destroyed though. Oh, I rebuilt it. You rebuilt it. And yes, I got a beautiful skull right in there. You know, I've got all the stuff you need. Still leaks a bit. It doesn't leak, cause you shot a fucking hole through the roof.

It only leaks when it rains. That's right. Which is every day these days. Hey, Halifax is your hometown? Yeah, Sunnyville's. What should we do when we're there? Get drunk, man. Oh, that's a good idea.

Hit the bars, get drunk. There's like tons of bars around. No, you don't want him to get drunk. He turns into a guy named Darth. Oh, him? Yeah. Yeah, true. Darth?

Darth. Darth? No. Yeah, he blacks out and pisses all over stage. I'm super good at drinking and holding my alcohol. It's punch in the face and all that kind of stuff. Is it true one of you guys stuck an eggplant up your ass on stage in Halifax? Yeah, it's true. It's true. It had to be done. Not just one of us, but several of us.

Same eggplant. You see an eggplant, you stick it up there. We've been wanting to do that for quite a while, so we saved it for Halifax last night. Thank you for that. Thanks for doing that guys. Yeah normally I don't like to put nightshade vegetables up my up my ass but because you know it um it can make you go sterile. I actually not not it's this is true. Really? Yeah so you got to make up for it by eating like a lot of licorice or something. At least that's what they say in California. Isn't licorice bad for you though? Wait, I said that wrong.

Yeah, you don't want to eat licorice. Licorice will make you go sterile. Eggplant up the ass to make you viral again. So you want to put an egg in it. It's natural medicine. I might have to fact check that before I- Your body gets some of the nutrients even though it's- Oh yeah, it's just like when people take drugs, you know, like... I don't mean like the drugs like recreational drugs,

but like suppository medicine that you have to stick up your butt. Ricky can smoke a joint with his ass. When you smoke a joint with your ass, you get higher quick? There's lots of blood vessels in there. It's hard to smoke with your ass, but if you get someone to blow the smoke in there, I guess. Stevie Nicks style. Yeah. Stevie Nicks style.

Yeah, we've had some Stevie Nicks shit go on, like, among our group. Experimental. But not with grass. I put a bit of honey oil up there once. Yeah, that's exactly what it was. Fucking honey oil. You keistered honey oil? there once. Yeah, that's exactly what it was He started honey oil. You told me that man. Yeah Did you do a doggy style or missionary when you got? Put it in there. It's not a missionary. It's just looking to your bros eyes while he's doing it

No, I'm just bad. Lucy. Lucy you let's use her finger Nothing wrong. Lucy put honey on finger and stuck it in your ass. Alright, I put it in my own. It was my finger. I wasn't trying to get... You couldn't reach your own hole if you tried. Maybe it went from the front. Is that the trick?

That's the way I do it. Pick it up and put it in. Seems like nobody knew that. Or maybe they did. Maybe that's public knowledge, is it? I think it's pretty public these days. It is? Yeah. Anything you want to put up your ass is go from the front. It's too hard from the back.

So I got to ask this for the people that don't know the live show. Tell us a bit, you know, what the fuck goes on on the stage. You guys get up there. It's a blood, guts, and pussy affair, pretty much. We liberate women. No. We do. No, no, no. I do. I liberate women. No. We do. No, no, no.

What we do is... I bring women out and I get them liberated. We Man does liberate women. And, you know, liberate... This is what he was born to do. The show, though, is... We tell a bunch of stories

about our adventures all over the years. Then we do a bunch of stunts, degrade ourselves, degrade the audience. We have a lot of audience participation in it. It's really just like a big fucking great party. It's a good party. Everyone, and then afterwards,

we hang out with everybody and do pictures. Sign their titties and ass. And if that's what they want, that's what they'll get. But yeah, it's just a great big fun party. And we are just kind of like traveling just all over the place in like a crappy old RV. Like gypsies.

Yeah, Jack has a gypsy tour. It's probably going to turn into a new show. It's a beautiful RV. It is a beautiful RV. It is. Fred is killing it for us, Fred. No suspension, yeah. So is there blood involved in the live show?

Yes, yes. All is there blood involved in the live show? Yes, yes. Yeah, blood. All body fluids are possible. But anything can happen. But there's always, you know, we men liberating women. What does liberate mean? Titties. Let them free.

Yeah. Make them feel like they're above. Not being ashamed of their bodies. Yeah. Nice. And we do a meet and grope afterwards. We made us tired of women being made to feel ashamed of their own selves. Like, is this wrong?

He's developed a scientific system of identifying the different types of nipples. Areolas. Sorry, areolas. Because nipples are based on size. Based on science, based on size, and based on my point of view, because that's all I've seen my whole life, due to the circumstances of my stature, I am a boob man. Yeah. Nipple height.

So, nipple height. So, I view as nipple height. That's pretty good height. Yeah, so I am pretty much the doctor of the areola. Jack, can you give us a bit of the signs? Yeah, so there's four different sizes. There's, I like to even give you demonstration. There's the dime.

This is the dime. Nice. Yeah. Most male figures have the dime size. Yeah. Then there's the pepperoni. Hold on. Yep, that's the pepperoni. That's the pepperoni. Hold on Yep, that's the pepperoni. Yep, then comes the bologna

And after that you get the flapjack and the flapjack is The big saggy boob that half the flapjack is seen and the nipple is what's holding it up so you can even see this part of the areola so and then we like to bring a couple women out on stage and you know give diagrams of the different forms of areolas. Do you have a Canadian bacon one? Pretty much all the ones that come up right now are Canadian bacon. Yeah Canadian bacon is like this the pepperoni. Yeah the pepperoni. We may need pepperoni. What do you mean I need some tacos standing up? Yeah, I always do.

Julian has the same system for identifying penises. Oh yeah? What's the breakdown on that, Julian? I don't fucking, I don't know. He's being a fucking dick. No, he's not. Wait, wait, I have a question. Because I haven't seen, I don't know.

Are most Canadians circumcised? Yes. Yes? You know that for a fact or are you think? Are you guys all circumcised? Jailed. Yeah, everybody is. That's a touchy subject, huh? In Canada, when you go to jail, they circumcise you if you're not circumcised already. That's part of the rules. You got you. Right? Is that right?

Yeah, you gotta be clean there. Yeah. I guess so. I don't fucking know this. Jails in Canada are much cleaner. They're not bad. I don't want to go to prison. They're going to cut my dick. There's a few different styles of circumcising, apparently.

There's the German style, the French style. I want to know the explanation. I was done German style. Here we go. I was done German style, too, I think. Yeah. It's like when they pull it back, it's like how tight they make, like, you know, like, you know, like, that area between, like like the shaft of your cock and the head.

Like if you have loose skin there. Yeah. That's French style. If it's pulled back tight, that's German style. What's in between that? That is, um, what is that? Jewish style. Straight Jew.

No, no, no, no, no. Jews do it tight. OG Jew? No, no, no, no, no. Jews do it tight. OG Jew? No, no, no, no. In between those is Zambezi style. Zambezi? But they leave, they only cut half of it, so they let half of it just hang wild.

That's what I got. It adds to the... I don't know. It's a little extra to play with. It gives you a little extra cock. What was the Zambini? Zambisi. Zambisi style.

Zambisi style, please. Zambisi's a wild place. Butterfly. Zambuca. Butterfly. That's an operation gone wrong. Butterfly is cream. It's an operation gone Zambisi.

Butterfly is what? Butterfly is the vagina, I thought. Caitlyn Jenner had that, isn't it? Big flaps. Those are burnt fenders. Yeah, there's butterflies and there's laws. Take a dick off of me. There's butterfly, there's burnt fenders. Take a dick off of me.

That's a good one. There's roast beef curtains. Wizard sleeves. Lob it off of me. Yeah, wizard. Roast beef though is the gnarly one. And wizard sleeve. That's like the big, big one that goes down.

You know how wizards have their sleeves and they hang really low? You guys know, you guys have Canada Dry yes I even did a thing called Canada dry hump I'm done thank you that was awesome a pretty face and a pretty vagina don't necessarily like like cohere with each other though like you um anybody want a burger? Sorry, man. Don't beg for a burger. Oh, yeah, hey. Okay, buddy. Didn't Burger King used to be an American company

and then they moved to Canada for tax reasons? I believe that's true. I think that's what happened. I have no idea. Bubbles, I have a question. I won't take one of these for now. When I was watching your show

and you got thrown in prison, but there was this girl that you were starting to, like, develop a relationship with that worked at the kiddie place. Yeah. Did anything ever become of that? No, she ended up moving away, and I still am pen pals with her. I still write her letters.

Does she write back? Yeah, every now and then. She writes back, sends me pictures. Are they nudes? Hmm, would you like to know? He's Dr. Mattel. Let's just say I've… I've been asking my boys these whole times because there's a couple of them taken with women back home and I'm like, are you guys sexting on this trip or what? And they're like, no, can't.

Can't kiss and tell, man. No, they're just straight saying no. Oh. And it's like, dude, you're on the road, you need a little inspiration. Bubbles is a classy man, he don't kiss and tell. I don't kiss and tell, let's just say. I know what type of the four is on there. You run around and make people smile your fingers, so that was kind of telling something.

Well, you know why he does that? What? You know why he makes you smell his finger? Because you definitely have to flick it and sniff it before you lick it or stick it yeah there you go no my only reason i was doing it because i scratched in my earth that's called the misty hook yeah and then 30. you're jacking off um do you find that you come harder when you put your thumb up your butt oh jesus i've never i've never done it you don't have to answer that. Start with your pinky.

It's called the stinky pinky. It's much easier than the thumb to start with. Yeah, I don't think I'll be putting any of my appendages up there. We weren't supposed to talk about cards. How would you know if it's fun or not if you don't try it for the first time? Well, I'll take it.

I'll take somebody's word for it. It sounds so dirty that you call it an appendage. It's a blast. It's a finger. Yeah. It's just a finger. It sounds so dirty that you call it a pinnage. It's a blast. It's a finger. It's just a finger. It's just skin. Yep. So who's getting banged the most on tour right now?

They're not talking about it. No, we don't talk about it. Okay. Sorry. No, I was just, you know. Aaron would have been, but I've been jacking off a lot. Who's the toughest? You guys got in a fucking all-out brawl.

Who would be the last man standing? An all out brawl did happen. Between Aaron and Dave. I built one of those, you know like in the old vaudeville things they would pull people off with a stage hook if they were taking too long on stage. Well I built one at a surplus store and I surprised him with it during his act and he didn't like it at all.

But then that's not the whole story. You tell the story, Aaron. You tell the story. Oh, that's the way I started. That guy over there in the orange shirt named Dave England. The orange shirt with you on it? Yeah. That's so weird to look at myself.

You're tight. Decides to drink every once in a while, almost all the time, and he turns into a guy named Darf after about three or four drinks. Didn't you already say this? And he just blacked out, hardcore, was writing out on everybody's faces with Sharpies and stuff. Anyways, long story short, I punched him in the face. Yeah, you clocked him on the side.

He sucker punched me. I was autographing something for a fan. No, no, no. I'm in my own business. It was a sucker punch. It was a total, in the middle of the meet and greet. Aaron is just like brewing. He goes, fuck it. I told him so many times.

Punches him as hard as he can., draws blood out of his ear or something. This is like a week and a half ago. I still got a little bit of it. I told him to stop. Then Dave comes back with a fury of slaps and pinches. Rabbit punches. Those rabbit punches hurt. My dad left when I was three, god damn it.

Come on, man. So he just fucking hammered you because you were drunk writing on people. What's wrong with that? It's an all-out party, just like Chris said. There was more than that involved. The first night, he decided it would be a good idea to piss on stage and throw bottles at me. He thought the fans were throwing bottles at him. I thought the fans were throwing bottles at me.

Turns out it was Darf. Oh, yeah, it wasn't me. It was Darf. Yeah. He came in hot on this trip. First three or four nights, he was... Well, he's a family man, and so now it's like he got his first little taste of a way from the wife and kids.

Freedom. So he decided it was party mode. What are the... Have any of our group fought each other? Oh, yeah. You and Aaron fought, remember, at the BMX, at the Lake BMX thing. Really? Yeah, you said you even pummeled Aaron.

You dropped him down. You body slammed Aaron. I don't remember that. Oh, that was important when we were filming. That was rape that time. Oh, yeah. You pulled a knife on Aaron once. I pulled a knife on Aaron in the last movie.

How do you guys forget this stuff? Oh, remember that? I pulled a knife on you. I can't remember. It was too much. You missed him. Oh, I tie box kicked him. That's when I dropped him.

But he pissed me off. I don't remember that. It was a fucking beautiful kick actually. Oh, remember when Johnny Knoxville kicked Bam, or beat up Bam in the middle of that fancy restaurant? Oh yeah. That was bad. Was that in Philly?

No, in Europe. What happened? Johnny Knoxville beat up Bam? Yeah. In a restaurant. In a restaurant Johnny Knoxville beat up Bam? Yeah. In a restaurant. In a restaurant. Very nice restaurant. It was horrible. We're like brothers. He deserved it.

You know, we've been together for 16 years, 17 years now. We're like brothers. And, you know, brothers fight every once in a while. Do you guys fight? Yeah, we pull our guns at each other every now and then. Oh, you go pull out some shotguns? Julian, he always has a gun on him. What kind of guns do you guys got?

We were squared off a couple times. Bubbles knocked him out? He knocked out Ray and he was out there. One shot. He keeps losing guns, which is fucked. You got shot by your own daughter, didn't you? Yeah, I did. Your daughter shot you?

How the hell does that happen? I was... You know, your drunk drawer. He's stupid. Your daughter shot you? I left the gun. How the hell does that happen? I was, you know, your drunk drawer. I left my gun in my drunk drawer the night before and my daughter was going through it and found it in there and dropped it. Ricky, that's not, you hid the fucking thing in the cookie. There was a thing that had cookies in it.

Ricky thought, oh, she'll never look in there. A little girl, a little girl. In the cookie jar? Yes. Yeah, she picks it'll never look in there. A little girl. A little girl. In a cookie jar? Yes. Yeah, she picks it up and shoots him accidentally. She'll never look in a cookie jar. Well, normally I get up first thing and have a cookie, so I thought I'd remember it, but no, I didn't. I was too sick.

I was dumb. Was it at the bottom of all the cookies or just right there? Right at the top. Yeah. One of those ones you left the lid off like a cake thing. Bubbles, do you ever carry a gun? Yeah. It's one of those ones you left the lid off like a cake cake. Bubbles, do you ever carry a gun?

I've had to have guns several times, but I don't carry one as a general thing. I don't believe in it. You had an AK-47 once. Yes, I did have an AK. But I can't see that well, so it's better to just... I shoot over, you know, way over everybody's head. I'm just trying to scare them. Yeah, just to...

I don't want to actually hurt anybody. Yeah, you're trying to control the crowd, right? When Cyrus comes around, you know, waving his gun around, you shoot way over his head. Is Cyrus still, like, hanging around? I haven't seen him in a while. That guy's a cocksucker, huh? He is, man.

I heard he got jumped in prison, and now he's severely mentally handicapped. Here's to you, Cyrus. What up? Let me see Cyrus. I saw the hell? Let me see Cyrus. I saw your mug. Let me see Cyrus. He's a cock rider?

Yeah, he is a cock rider. He's a cock riding cowboy. A cock riding cowboy in prison. Yeah. A cock riding cowboy. That's too bad. You guys probably been asked this a million times, but I'm gonna ask it anyway. What's the, what do you guys think's your, you know, the craziest fucking stunt you ever

did? Is there one that is like, okay Never do that a group or just individually. Well as a group. I think it was the closer with the Water bowls the Bulls was pretty crazy in the water explosion. Oh, yeah That was really dangerous that was like we were And that giant shopping cart down the hill. Oh, yeah. That was pretty gnarly. That was really dangerous. That was like, we were in a giant shopping cart. Oh, I saw it. That was fucking terrifying. That was beautiful.

That was like say our prayers before we like, like. You could see it on your faces that you weren't, you know, pretending. And they had like a bunch of like some like, like for safety, they had like these like things of fruit. It was like cardboard boxes. Cardboard, yeah. And they always like, they always like undershoot it. Like like there's no way the guys are gonna like launch further than this every time We'd like pass

Fruit cart and there and with they're like, okay aim where you're gonna land into the fruit and I was in the front So I'm like, okay, I'm gonna land like bullseye right in the middle and everybody's like, okay I'm a land over we this way this way I even shot over the whole fruit cart oh yeah and we landed in just cardboard boxes built up it's like a safety like soft landing. The last resort. Physics are not our forte. A lot of them hit a ladder I think Ryan Dunn broke his wrist on a ladder where a filmer was filming from. Metal ladder. We're scientists. Right. So who set up all these bowls and dishes?

I noticed that Kurt was modeled after him. He did the PAs. He just hired people off the street and tell them to set it up. Yeah. They just throw boxes and say, go for it, boys. Yeah, pretty much. That bowl scene on the end of number two. Two.

That was a beginning. That was crazy too. Or that was the beginning, the intro. They had all these bowls here in like a fake Hollywood downtown thing and they would let them go without even telling us. They would just be like, oh shit, the bulls are out and then run and chase after us. And we didn't see them. They were like Spanish fighting bulls too.

Spanish fighting bulls. When they let them out, they just try to kill you. They're trying to kill you. They're like pit bulls. And Preston doesn't run that fast. Poor Preston. That's dangerous. They can fuck it up.

They can gory it real easy with those horns. I almost got gored up the ass. I did get gored up the ass on the... That's what happened. The dollar... The bullfighting for dollars when we put dollar bills on their horns and tried to rip them off. I got a bullhorn right up my butthole. Keyster. No, I don't think you did. Were there any rippage or anything? Yes, I did a bullhorn right up my butthole. Keyster.

No, I don't do that. Jesus. Yeah, I do. Were there any rippage or anything? Yes, I did, and I racked my nuts when I was getting out. Don't lie to Canadians. Don't lie to Canadians. You can slow-mo it.

It's in the first movie. I want to apologize to you guys for danger. Sorry. And while we're handing out apologies, I didn't know you had a 9 mil before Canadian Dry humped you, so I'd like to give a heartfelt apology. Yeah, he tries to do what he's supposed to. He's still living to get shot by a 9mm, like in the stomach or something.

I still, I don't want to be shot. Yeah, 9mm's not bad. I'm sorry, please don't do that. What are you talking about? It's fucking terrible. It's my bad. It's not that bad. Oh, it's just a 9mm.

It's fine. I'll stick that out with a butter knife. All right, so we just want to say goodbye because the camera guy back there. That's a 5. Oh, that's a 5? It looked like you were going like... Yeah, you know... We don't know this industry jargon. Yeah. That's hard five and soft five.

We know go and soft. This is hard and this is soft. Yeah. Hard five. So definitely we have to be out in five minutes. No fucking around. No fucking around. Eh? Well then that's a soft five. Soft five. It's big. Don't give us a hard five if you

mean a soft five. The weather's been fucked. But you live in a beautiful place. It's beautiful up here, though. Don't give us a hard five if you mean a soft five. The weather's been fucked. But you live in a beautiful place. It's beautiful. It is beautiful. Normally it's sunny, though. So how was the fucking tour anyway? Awesome. It was awesome.

It was so great. See the way I did that? Yeah, it is great. It is great. It was so fun. How were the ladies? The Canadian ladies? So hot.

So nice. The Canadian ladies were hot and nice and very cool. Everyone here was badass. Yeah, we just want to keep going. We're heading west now. Yeah, we're gonna go head west. Just like the old Indians, the old... When we came to conquer Canada, we started east first, and we're heading west. That's right.

We're destroying Canada. We got hard cock, and we're ready to rush it. You guys, thanks for having us. Yeah! It's my honor to be here. Thanks for coming. Cheers. Thanks for coming. Maybe we'll hit that fucking pool now.

Skateboard. We'll be coming all over. Awesome. You gonna come with us? Yeah, we haven't come yet. You wanna run? I'm afraid of you guys coming. You guys are awesome.

Thanks for having us, all right? Yeah, cheers, you guys. Awesome. coming. Thanks for having us.