Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 47 - La Dolce F**kin' Vita

Episode Date: February 24, 2020

Get packing f**kers, this could be the last episode of Park After Dark from Sunnyvale! Are the Boys heading for a new life of sun, sea, and buffalo mozzarella? Also: Relationship advice with Ricky, hairy gums, and terminator kitties!

You're not gonna beat my high score boys. You're not gonna beat my high score, it's unbeatable. Free player at 10,000. Anyway, guess I'll just start without you. Welcome to Perk Out, Dirk. Yeah! Boys. What?

Come do the fucking show. I've got five bucks. What's happening? We're trying... That's now? You're not gonna beat my fucking high score. I thought we were doing this in an hour. That was two hours ago, Ricky. That was two hours ago?

Yes, I've been waiting two fucking hours. Holy fuck, man. Holy fuck, you're right. It's not dark. Jesus, you guys are baked. Park after dark. Whoo! All right. Ricky, it's been light out for an hour and a half. That new TV is fucking killer, man. It's wicked, man., it's been light out for an hour and a half.

That new TV is fucking killer, man. It's wicked, man. You got to fix the lights on the fucking stereo, though. There's a short or something. I know there is. What the fuck is this fucking drink that spilled on it? What? For fuck's sakes.

Who did that? You spilled a drink in my big blaster? No, somebody tripped over the table and the drink went flying, wasn't it? It wasn't me. I don't know if it was me or not. It's probably fucking... I think it was you. Did you welcome people? Well, kind of. I don't know if they could hear me.

Because you got the thing. Who's got his fancy little pipe, eh? Give that over. Eh? I'm on the hash a little bit these days, bubs. I like that you're on that, man. It's good. Don't touch it. You're way, way less cranky.

Don't touch it. You're almost fun way less cranky. Don't touch it. You're almost fun again. Fuck. Oh, I'm lots of fun, believe me. Here, have a drink as well. I'll have a drink. It's Friday, man. Get it in you.

I'll have a drink. I'm lots of fun. Everybody that hangs around me says that. He's a barrel of monkeys. Oh, look at this. You still got this picture right here, right? You gonna frame that? Cock tattoos? Oh, yeah. You gonna frame that? Cock tattoos? Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

All right, Puffs, what the fuck? So how close did you come to my high score? Not even close. Well, we were sharing players. We're trying to do like a team thing. And I'm a bit better than him. Well, trying to double team me, are ya? I'm gonna try myself, man.

I could do a lot better. You and Ricky trying to double-team me, are you? I'm going to try myself, man. I think I'd do a lot better. You and Ricky trying to double-team me? This is interesting. What the fuck, Bob? What? Is that what you're dreaming about these days? How to live with an ex until one of you moves out. Are you serious?

Yeah. This could be good advice. Divide the apartment. Affix tape to the floor. Move all belongings to an appropriate side. You and Lucy did that once. That's what Les Nesman used to do. Hang drapes or sheets around your space to create the feeling.

Les Nesman used to do that with tape on the floor, remember? Yeah, I do. You know who Les Nesman is. Les and Herb. Arrange a board in the center of the bed. Herb Tarlick. He was a greasy bastard, wasn't he? Wasn't he greasy? I'm like. Les and Herb. Arranged a board in the center of the bed. Herb Tarlec. He was a greasy bastard, wasn't he? Was he greasy?

I like Les. Herb? Yeah. What do you mean was he greasy? No, he was, you know, trying to make money, man. He was a good salesman, I thought. He was greasy. You should label food.

Pick sides in the refrigerator. That's a good idea. Are you serious? Why are you reading this, Ricky? Cut your couple pictures in half. You've done that? Yeah, that's great. Actually, you smoked some pictures, didn't you?

Or you used the picture as a fucking... Oh, here's a good one. Divvy up antidepressants in the medicine cabinet. Are you fucking kidding me? That's not on there, is it? Oh, man. Why did they assume that? They were a happy couple.

Well, I guess they assumed they must have had them if they were that unhappy for so long. Scheduled custody of the shared pet. Arrange for two entrances. Take turns exiting and entering the apartment through the fire escape. All right. This just sounds like a horrible setup. turns exiting and entering the apartment through the fire escape. All right. This just sounds like a horrible setup. Communicate via sticky notes or text only.

That sounds like a good time for it. Or you know what else? You could sum that all up with one fucking sentence. Rent a fucking hotel. Sleep in your car. Sleep in your car. Sleep in your car, even cheaper. I'd rather sleep in a car than sleep with someone that you're not with anymore, you know? And you're doing that shit in the car. Well, you can't be, you know, divvying up the hills.

Oh, look, he's got a bunch of fancy stuff to talk about today, hey? Look at you. Look at you go. Well, it's not fancy, Ricky. Mr. Perpetuation. That was very close. about today hey look at you look at you go it's not fancy with your perpetuation is there any chance you repeating that word Ricky no I was trying to say prepares the nation or first a nation look who's got the preparation I can't I know what ittination. Look who's got the prepa-sturation. I don't know.

What is the fucking word? Look who's prepared. That's one way to say it, I guess. You're trying to do too many words. You just have to think of the stuff you put in your hole when you got roids, Ricky. Oh, yeah. Mr. Preparation. There you go.

Boom. Okay. That's good. See? If he thinks of it, you know, as a thing. There's a lot of words that have the ation, so confusions set in. Perscuration. Yeah.

Yeah. There's a bunch of other ones. What other ones? Perscuration. Magillation. Magillation, yeah, that's one. I forget a bunch of them. Masturbation. Masturbation.

Yes. That's a word. That's a word and a thing you do under the table. I did that once. You've done that once since we've been doing these fucking things? Did I? I don't know. Yes, there's one episode. If you go back and check the cameras, he's beating it under the table.

Jesus Christ. Well, some of the fans said that there was an episode where one of you two was doing that to the other person under the table. Are you kidding me? Who was doing what? I didn't read enough about it. I was just surprised. Yeah, the day you were trying to beat me off. Bullshit. Remember?

See, that would never happen. Remember when you kept whispering? You kept saying, just don't move, Bubbles. Just don't move. Don't move and nobody will notice. That's what you were whispering to me, remember? No, man. That didn't happen.

Jesus Christ. You guys know what eyelashes are, right? These things up here? Those are eyebrows. What? Eyebrows. I thought your eyebrows were on your eyes. Lashes are the ones that dust your lids.

I thought your eyebrows were on your eyes. I thought your eyebrows were on your eyes. I thought your eyebrows were on your eyes. I thought your eyebrows were on your eyes? These things up here. Those are eyebrows. What? Eyebrows. I thought your eyebrows were on your eyes. Lashes are the ones that dust your lids. Jesus Christ, Ricky.

How can you fuck that up? Okay, well, eye hair. Imagine all of a sudden if it started growing out of your gums. I've heard of that happening. It does. This Italian woman's got eye hair growing from her gums. Imagine fucking having a good kiss with her now. It would be weird. You put your tongue in there and you're like,

why the fuck is going on here? You ever brush your teeth? They're like, no, wait a second. That's on the gums. No. Excuse me. You've got a hair in your mouth. I've got lots of them.

I bet you get a lot of free meals at restaurants, though. Fuck, there's a hair in my food. Oh, it's attached to my gums. How'd that happen? That would be horrible. It's from some imbalance of sex hormones. Yeah, old hairy gums. That would be a weird one.

Old hairy gums, David? But it's only happening to women,'t it i believe you're right sir because the cure is they they take the birth to not able to get pregnant pill yeah that's what's going on it's making them like become werewolf imagine what the rest that is hair growing oh fuck they said the chins yeah they're women. You're like back to the 70s. People didn't have hairy gums in the 70s. No, they had hairy other parts. You've got the magazines back there.

Remember from Ray's whole skin flip? I don't think that was from... What are you talking about, man? I don't think that was from... The hairy down there. It was like a lot back then in the 70s. You guys, they totally went... Stop peeking around the bush and just say it.

I don't think that had anything to do with dog pills either. What the fuck are you talking about dog pills? I'm talking about the hairy gums. Yeah. And there must be lots of hair going everywhere else. From sex problems? Be like back in the 70s. Like when, you know, the pictures in the skin bags back there.

Yeah, but that's not from... The hair under the pits. That's just normal. That's not from... Women still have hair under their arms if they don't shave, I think. You guys, the pitches and the skin bags back there. Yeah, but that's not from... The hair under the pits and... That's just normal. That's not from... Women still have hair under their arms if they don't shave, I think. You guys, man. Yeah. Forget I even fucking...

Never mind. Okay, then. No more talking about hair. You do know that women still grow hair in those places. They just keep it more tamed down. I was trying to make a fucking joke. Oh, okay. You know?

It was a weird joke. Just, okay. You know? It was a weird joke. It's just, you're too big to understand it. Oh, too big to understand the brilliant

Julian. Fuck you, pups. Did you fucking not hear about this Dimka? Do you know who Dimka is? I don't even know how to tell you

to pronounce it. Dimka. Dimka, the little Russian kitty cat. No. Fuck, man. Dymka, the little Russian kitty cat. No. Fuck, man. Where have you been? Dymka.

He's got fucking four prosthetic paws now. Poor little Dymka's frostbite fucked him over. Oh, his name's not Dymka. Dymka? Dymka. Yeah, it's something like that. It's D-Y-M-K-A. Dymka, I think it's something like that. It's D-Y-M-K-A. Dymka, I think is what they call it.

Anyway, the poor fucker was up in, where's, there's a cold place in Russia. Siberia? Yes. Siberian. He spoke Dymka? And his fucking frost. D-Y-M-K-A? Yeah, man.

His paws got frostbitten, his ears got ripped off. I think he lost his lips or he lost something, maybe his nose. His cat lips? It may not be his lips. lost something. Maybe his nose. His cat lips? He's fucked over, man. Might have been his nose. Something came off anyway. New 3D printed titanium fucking paws. Are you kidding me?

Yeah, that's what he's got. Rock around. It's like the Terminator cat. He can go upstairs. Holy shit, man. Wow. Pretty fucking awesome. What the fuck?

I didn't know it was a video. I got to show it right from the start. I didn't see the video, man. That's not fair. This freaked me out, man. Oh, yeah. I throw some Terminator music. Look at this shit.

Oh, yeah. Slow this down. Throw some Terminator music on. And then have this thing coming at you. That's not how happy that cocksucker is. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's digging. It's fucking scary, man.

Look at that little fucker. Oh, yeah. He's... Oh, he's digging. Fucking scary, man. Look at that little fucker. Oh, yeah, he's decent. I love him. I want to own him. Oh, it's his tail. That's the other thing he lost. His tail? It wasn't his nose and his lips.

Holy shit, he is fucked up. He lost his ears, his tail, and his fucking paws. He is fucked up. He was cold, boy. He's happy now, though. I want to own him. For fuck's sakes. Why can't I have a Terminator kitty?

That is so fucked up. Oh, man. Better than him being dead. It's great. Fuck yeah. Oh, he's happy as fuck now. He doesn't give a fuck. I want to own one of those.

But I don't want him to, no, I don't want- You want your cat to have to go through that shit? No, I don't want any kitties to ever go through that. I just mean, now that he's already like that. You know what I'm saying? No, I want him to see boys. Might make them happier. Don't be joking around about slashing my kitties' legs off.

No, but next time before you go and have your cat put down from frostbite, now you know there's other options. I've never have your cat put down from frostbite, now you know there's other options. I've never had a cat put down from frostbite. What'd you do to him? He passed away, but... How many cats do you think you've put down in your life? There's been quite a few, bud.

I don't know. Fifty-seven? Oh, it's more than that. Eighty-three? I just picked that number because it's on the bottom, back of the ketchup bottle. But that was back in the old days when, you know, there wasn't the medicines there is today. So you didn't want them suffering. You'd go in and they used to say, well, it's your only option.

So. And what do they do? They just chop it or they? No, Ricky. Chop what? Chop the head off? That's how you kill a chicken. That's not how they put cats down, Ricky.

Oh, man. They give them an injection that puts them to sleep and then one that just gently stops everything. Is it gently, though? Well, I've witnessed it and they just go to sleep

and then that's the end. They just say, okay, he's done. It's a terrible fucking day, but it's, they don't chop. You thought they chopped their heads off? I did not know what they did because I've never done it. Well, Jesus, Ricky, if that's what they were doing, I wouldn't be bringing them in. It wouldn't be called the Humane Society, would it? No, well, maybe that's the place that doesn't do it, but that's probably why that place got invented.

Before then, what was happening? Well, I don't know. There must be a reason why they had to open one. People were throwing them in bags with rocks. Yes, people do that. Drowning little fuckers. That's terrible. Arseholes do that.

Terrible. Speaking of snakes, I mean, no, we're not speaking about snakes. I fucked up. Speaking of animals, I know what the 10 deadliest animals in the world are, or things in the world now. I didn't know. It's not what you think.

You think like a bear or a shark. No, man. Insects. Fucking mosquitoes. Deadliest thing in the world. They kill the most people. 725,000 people a year. That's fucking nuts. Well, that's, you know why? Because they can fucking carry different, all kinds of different diseases in their blood,

and then they just jam their little infected stinger right into you. And then you've got it all, whatever they just drank. There's got to be a way of killing all of them. They're of no use to the planet, are they? They're just fucking you. They're like fucking

the metal Terminators. You can't kill them. You can't kill them? No. Very difficult to wipe out. I heard some places the mosquito's so big that they bite you

and they suck all your blood out and you're dead. Ricky. Come on, man. That's a huge fucking mosquito. Oh, I know. Ricky. It's like a big bird.

There's no mosquitoes that can suck all your blood out in one go. When you're sleeping, you don't even realize because they get this special sauce they inject into you that numbs it. No, but Ricky, you've got six liters of blood in you. That means the fucking mosquito would have to have a six liter tank on his stomach. It's like three fucking bottles of pop. No, they don't take it all, but they take enough that you're like, you're not waking up.

It's a piss off. Well, they'd have to take at least, fuck, four, four and a half liters for you to die. So they've got two, they got two,-liter pop bottles on their stomach full of blood. And then how do they fly away once they weigh fucking 47 pounds? I don't know the science behind it all. You don't know the science, any science. Second deadliest animal is a snake.

100,000 people a year. That's a lot. That is a lot, yeah. Dogs is number three. Dogs! 35,000 motherfuckers. I've been telling you those are dirty bastards. They're not as... Most are kids. Is it? Most are kids, do you think? They're not as smart

as kitties, I know that. Kitties are probably the higher number, but they're smarter and they know how to get away with it. Here's a really weird one. Number four, freshwater snails. Bull fucking shit. Yeah. How do they kill people?

They release some fucking parasite. Fucks you. It's parasitic worms in the water, and they get inside your body and just start fucking you. Not like fucking you, fucking you, but... Fucking your cells? Fucking you over in your organs. I've never heard of snails killing people. They be fucking your cells.

Number five is this. I can't... How do you say this thing? It's a teatsy fly. Oh, a teatsy fly. A teatsy fly. Yeah, they fuck you over, too. 10,000 people a year.

Yeah, those are dirty. They inject some fucking parasites called sleeping sickness, and it fucking kills you. Those are dirty bastards, too. Scorpion, 33,250. I thought scorpions weren't that big of a deal. Oh no, third of the... 3,000 people is not a huge deal, but it's a lot of people. But a third of the fucking deaths are in Mexico, so be careful if you go to Mexico. You want to watch out for the Death Stalker.

That's quite a name for a scorpion. Well, yeah. Would it be easy to kill him though? You just step on him? No, they're pretty agile. No, they don't go like, they're not like fast, are they? He might deke you out and get you on the side of the foot. Like the same thing with a tarantula, just go up and step on him. What if you're asleep?

Oh yeah, I think. You whack him and you're just gonna get bit. Crocodiles kill a thousand people a year. This is a weird one. Tapeworms. 700 people a year. Oh, you want to see a crazy fucking video? No.

I forgot to show you guys. Get your machine out. There's a moment where the tapeworm comes out of the guy's mouth and eats something. Ricky, that doesn't happen. He takes a bite of a sandwich or something. That doesn't happen, Ricky. I knew a guy, Danny Thomas, and he told me that he saw it happen one time in his classroom. That doesn't happen, Ricky. I knew a guy, Danny Thomas, and he told me that he saw it happen one time in his classroom. He saw what?

He said that someone had a tapeworm in his classroom, and he saw it come out of the guy's mouth and take a bite of his sandwich. He's full of shit, man. Yeah, he's probably. Where is he from now? Has he got brain problems? I think he's from England. Okay. Played in a band.

Seems like a smart guy. The Pirate. Yeah. It's his nickname. Doesn't sound very smart. All right, what am I looking up? Look up snake attack in waiting room. Hippopotamus is number nine.

500 people. And the last one is a cape buffalo. Kills 200 people a year. But they're smart as fuck. A caped buffalo? Yeah. These hunters tell stories about these cocksuckers that'll come back and hunt you down. They'll stalk you.

Like three years after you shoot one and wound it, he'll still come and stalk you, try to kill you. It's this one right at the top. Holy fuck. What is this, man? Watch this video. Oh, baby. Show it to Ricky.

You're not going to like this, Ricky. Well, he's just hanging out, right? What is this, a snake? He's just hanging out. Oh, fuck. See, I don't like the way they move. He's in a doctor's office and... Talking to somebody?

Talking, and then he noticed the cocksucker. Oh, look out! Look out! Look at that cocksucker! He's stomping the shit out of him. Did he get him? He gets him, but Jesus, he knows how shit out of him. Did he get him? He gets him, but Jesus, he knows how to do it.

Look, he gets him the right way, but he's just sitting there enjoying his day, and that cocksucker comes in and starts... Fuck, buddy doesn't fuck around with the snakes, eh? No, he got him. I would have died for sure. All right, good going, dude. Good job, son. Oh, boy, I want to know

where that is, because I'm not going there. That thing just came in. It must have had rabies or something. Can snakes get rabies? There's a cop there. He's like, oh, get the fucking thing out of here, bud. I know they can get the flu. I don't know about rabies. Who can get the flu? Snakes.

They can sneeze. Is that fucking true? Ricky. How do you know this I seen it? You've seen snakes little girder snake sneeze and the sneezing fit Maybe I'll pull you know I could have been a cat actually There was a snake and a cat and one of them was sneezing just cat sneeze. Yes There was a snake and a cat, and one of them was sneezing. Does cats sneeze? Yes.

Snakes don't sneeze. How fucked up were you? Fucking, like, Rick. Punch in, can snakes sneeze? I need to know now. I hope they can. I feel like I'm smarter than you guys. No. Fuck.

They don't have a diaphragm. They're not fucking sneezing. What's a diaphragm? Jesus, Rick. I've heard of it for sex. Never mind, man. You heard about it for sex. Doesn't it stop?

That's a, yes, there is a diaphragm thing that ladies can use. He means a diaphragm, it's part of your breathing apparatus. What moves your air in and out. Is it connected to the lungs? Holy fuck. It probably is. What's that? A sneezing snake.

Arf. No, it's full of shit. No. Oh, no, okay. Louise the Python. Has a big sneeze. Fuck off. That wasn't a sneeze.

That wasn't. Just work. That's not a sneeze. That's not a fucking sneeze. Doesn't have a fucking diaphragm, you dummy. What other sort of stuff have you got blasting around here? Well, this one.

Oh yeah. Look at this, Julian. You're gonna be maybe interested in this. Did you know there's entire fucking towns for sale in Italy? No way. Houses for $1.50. Are you, what the fuck?

Let's move to the fucking Italian town. Let's move the park. I think we should move the park to Italy. We get a whole fucking town for about eight bucks. That'd be cool. Get a whole park for eight bucks. We'd be the Italian boys. This is for real, is it?

Yes. There's like 40 or 50 thousand deserted homes in Italy and you can get them for a couple bucks. The Bologna house boys. What? That's us. We're moving to Bologna. No, I don't. It's not right in the cities, Ricky. It's out in the countryside. You couldn't get a house in one of those cities.

You've got to get power going, the fucking plumbing. Generator. We could get all that worked out. But a free house for $1.50. Gorgeous views of the Italian valleys. What's the weather like? The Italian valleys, all nice. What's the weather like? Is dope legal? And how are the jails?

Let's do a little research on Italy. We're gonna find out how much the... The weather I think is... To flood Italy. It's similar to here, how much it costs. The weather, I think, is similar to here, but warmer. That's good. Warm's good. I think.

I like warm. I don't think they have snow in Italy, do they? I don't think so, man. There's a lot of Italian skiers. And lots of beautiful women and fucking wine and Ferraris

and all kinds of shit, man. Yes, they do have wine and Ferraris. Pizza, Ricky? You love pizza. I do like pizza pasta who doesn't like pasta do they have cheese do the italians have cheese holy fuck but they invented cheese what about breads oh all the finest of breads liquor they sell remember we had that buffalo mozzarella that time that squishy mozzarella made out of buffalo milk?

That's where they make it. You're fucking kidding me. We could have buffalo. It's made out of buffalo milk? All right, I'm going to pick a date here. Yeah, buffalo mozzarella is. I didn't know that. I'm never eating that again.

I thought it was just because it was big. No, Ricky, it's buffalo instead of cow mozzarella. It's buffalo mozzarella. That's fucked. You loved it. I don't anymore, though. Why? Just looking up some flights here for three of us.

Well, I'm not... Leave Emerge 16th? We're not. Just wait now. We can't just fly over there. We gotta... Well, you gotta go check it out. Research some stuff and set some things up.

Suck some things up. Set some things up. Set some things up. All right. Okay, we're looking good. But let's find a nice town to buy. I'd like one up on a hill looking over the... Yeah, with a beach down below. That'd be nice.

Maybe a nice dock. A nice dock. That would be awesome, man. Can my house be made out of stone? I'm sure there is. Yes, there's stone houses. I saw one town, it had 30 houses, 10 or 12 businesses, and then a main street with a church and the whole thing.

$4,272. For the whole town? No, for the flights over and back. Is that a lot? One way. Each? No, all together, man. We can't afford that.

Just a second. We're just going to do a one-way trip here. If we got off our asses and went and did something today, we could make 4,000 bucks. Easy. Well, we're not. Just a second here. Is there anything famous happening on February 21st?

February 21st? February 21st? In Italy? No, today is February 21st. We just got to go do something to make money so we can become Italian. February 21st. No. Last week was fucking Valentine's Day.

And we totally fucked ours. Did you do anything for Valentine's Day and we... $2,340. Totally fucked up. Did you do anything for Valentine's Day last week? Because I forgot all about it. I gave you a valentine. Did you? Yeah. Where is it?

I don't fucking know. I made you guys both valentines and then you teased me. I don't want a valentine. From you. Huh? Sorry, man. I'm giving you a val. From you. Yeah. Sorry, man. I'm giving you a Valentine. Here.

Just say, hey, happy Valentine, bud. You don't gotta... I took the time to make a fucking Valentine and then I got berated for it. I'll make you a Valentine. Valentine's is for couples, isn't it? No, it's for people. Just people.

You're my buddy. So I thought, okay, I'll give you a nice Valentine. And you basically told me to go fuck myself. Alright, for three grand all in, we'll have a whole town. We'll be over in Italy March 16th. For good? One way, yeah.

We're going to have to ship a container over or something. Boy. Just get Jacob and Corey and those guys. I need to know a lot. No, man. I need to know shit before I'm just fucking moving everything to Italy. Find out if weed's legal. You don't even have to pay for anything. You just fucking break into a house. So dope's legal.

So in our town, dope would be legal. Big time. Find out if dope's legal in Italy first. If it is not, I'm not going there. Because Italy and Italian... Check on the jails what sort of food they're serving. I don't think... There's like nobody there.

You can do whatever the fuck you want. You don't have to drive on the other fucking side of the road, do you? Yes. Well, you don't have to in our town. Or wait, Italy? No, you drive on the normal side. Okay, good. I can handle that. Normal side of the road

in Italy. Do they have an ocean? Ricky, Italy is surrounded by seas. It's like a boot. Remember that place? Mediterranean Sea. Is that famous? Yeah.

A lot of parties. What other seas would border Italy? The Dead Sea. The, uh... The Red Sea. The Blue Sea. The Aegean Sea, maybe? I recall, I don't know.

I think we trailed off, we got too stoned. Yes, it's legal, Buzz. It's what, fuck off! It's legal. Weed is legal in Italy? Yeah. I'm gonna be the Italian Canadian. High as fuck in Italy.

With our own town. Four houses. Come on over. I got three extra houses. Ricky, four houses? You get that for under ten bucks. Done. Move him to fucking Trin.

Maybe leave Jacob here. It'll work. It'll be good. I think we should... I think it warrants a little more research, but I'm totally up for it. I think we should get Randy involved. Get him a little more research, but I'm totally up for it. I think we should get Randy involved, get him over there,

and do all the fucking grunt work. No, because then he'll just become supervisor of the town, and we'll have the same fucking problem. What the fuck is this shit? What? Who's she? Erica Bidoux's new incense will smell like her vagina. What?

Wait, hold on. Erica Badu is the singer. She's a great singer. Why does she want vagina smelling incense? Is this for guys? I don't know. I just read the headline. Does her vagina smell different than everyone else's?

I could not tell you, Ricky. I wouldn't have clothes. Is this out now? Yeah, it is. All right, we'll find out. Order some up. See if you can order some. Is there a part to the story or just the headline?

That's what else you need to know, man. Well, I... Erica Badu's new incense will smell like her vagina. Not just ah. Hers. Not ah. Hers. So that means they would have had to take a core sample and match it in a lab somehow.

Yes. This cocksucker's 112 years old, man. That's amazing. World's oldest living man. How old is he? He looks like he's doing good. 112. Still fucking partying

is he banging I wonder? he said the secret to his long life was three drinks a day and a bunch of joints told you

he does not say that told you Buzz well it's written in Japanese but I think that's what it says in Japanese fuck is he ever old

hey look at him he's's still writing. He's not. He didn't have three drinks a day and a bunch of joints. Just a sec bubs. Can you just like put your arm up like this? The right one? No the other one. And then open your mouth. Wider. See something?, I see. Yeah, it could be him. That's what you're going to look like. All right, let's go rob a bank and go to Italy. Let's do it. I like the way you're thinking, Rick. We're not robbing a fucking bank. We don't got to rob a bank. It's beautiful, Bubs. Houses are a buck fifty.

That's what I'm talking about.