Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 47 - Naked on Mushrooms in a London Drunk Tank

Episode Date: June 23, 2016

The Boys are back with a poolside podcast! Ricky discusses the high points of 1948, and we learn what woodpeckers are REALLY doing to your trees. Plus: while attempting to speak Portuguese, Ricky may have accidentally summoned the second coming of Jesus Christ... Episode 47 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky!    

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The The The The The No, it's an ambulance boys, we're good. Great fucking idea to be doing this here boys. We don't have a lot of time, because we don't really have any permission to be here. You told me you'd work the whole fucking deal out. Oh I tried, but they said no. So I said fuck them and here we are at this nice little... what would you call it? So they said no, we can't do this here, and we're here. Let's just do it. I don't remember the exact words. Do you want a burger, Bubbs? There's chicken burgers and there's cheeseburgers. Do you mind if I have one of these delicious beers?

Well, those were kind of for me, Ricky, but I can't say the name of. I suppose you could have one. Those are some nice burgers. I might fire one of those in my head in a bit. Right on. So, this is it. So, are we doing this? Podcasts in fucking...

In three. Two. The hub of Nova Scotia. You just fucked it up. What's going on, everybody? This is the Trailer Perk Boys podcast. It's coming at you right now. So, it's just starting out?

Poolside. You just fucked it up again. All right, we're poolside at this hotel. For now. Until we get kicked out of here. That we didn't have permission to be at, which I believe we did. Is this the place they're having the wedding this afternoon? I don't know.

No idea. All right, let's just get this going. Do people get married around pools? Maybe. Yes, they're having a pool wedding here this afternoon. These fucking idiots. Now we probably fucked it up on them. Ordered no mustard, no pickle, and they got that all fucked up.

These things fucking can fuck off. All these... Tomatoes? What do you mean, wait, these things? What is that, Ricky? What is that red disc? It's a fucking

gigantically fucking engineered vegetable. What type of vegetable do you think that is? It's a... I just said it, man. It's an otato.

I can't remember if it's the T or the P. Potato or tomato? Yeah. Or potato-tomato, depending. It's a tomato. Whether or not you're from Italy. Ricky, if you ever get confused again, a potato is the thing you eat chips. Just think of a chip sliced up.

Chip is chip, bud. Chip is a chip. Leave. Chips off a potato. A chip is a chip. Leave it at that. All right. So the camera dicks have been following us around again. Yeah, of course they have. That's been kind of fucked up. Got in a fight with the fucking camera guy today.

He was chirping me. What'd you do? I just got a fucking bit of a fat lip. You punched the cameraman. Got him learned pretty quick. It was actually more of a knee to the face than a punch. What number's podcast should we be on today? 61.

No, we're still in the 40s. 48? 49? 50. 51. 52. It's between 47 and 50, so I think I'm saying it's 48. Podcast.

Okay. 48. 1948. It was a wonderful year. What happened in 1948, Ricky? It was when they were getting to the moon. Hmm. And what else happened that year?

48, they went to the moon? The end of one of the wars. The big one. Yeah. A little later than that. I don't know what else. What? They came out with the first fast car.

First fast car in 1948. I'm more interested in the... GT48 come out in 1948? I assume that's why it has the name. I'm more interested in the moon trip that took place in 48. Yeah? I think they sent up the monkeys first. Yeah.

Probably fucking left them there, because they don't give a fuck about the monkeys back then. I don't trust them people. We'll send some fucking monkeys up and let them search around. So are the monkeys still up there now? I'd say they're fucking dead by now. They probably died pretty quick because they probably didn't even give them oxygen or anything. Monkey would have got out and started prancing around going, holy fuck, I can't breathe. And all there's up here is a bit of fucking dirt and hills. So you think they sent a monkey to the moon, do you,

before a person, a moon monkey? That's how they tested everything. That's how they knew we needed protection. So the monkeys got up there, what, they opened the doors themselves and they went out. Got sucked out and then they just couldn't breathe. They got sucked out of it. So then they're like, okay. Well, actually, they didn't fucking land on the ground because and they went out. Got sucked out and then they couldn't breathe. They got sucked out of it. So then they're like, okay.

Well, actually, they didn't fucking land on the ground because up there you float. So they would have jumped out and said, whoa, what the fuck's going on here? I'm not even going on the ground. That would happen first. That would be the first like, wow, this is fucked. Then all of a sudden it's like, oh, my God, I can't breathe. I think I'm going to die. How long do you think they actually survived on the moon?

A monkey can hold his breath for, what, 25 minutes? Where did you fucking hear that? They swim, and they can go underwater and get those big fucking clams. Or is that... no, maybe that's something else. 25 fucking minutes? Yeah, maybe I got that fucked up. As soon as that monkey was blasted or sucked out of the ship, he would have been dead, man. Like, gone. Dead.

Well, anyway, that's how they knew, oh fuck, we better make some changes before we send some people up there. Hmm. Wow, man. And what, I wonder what they flew up to the moon in, in 1948. In the pre-rocket era. No, they had rockets. 48? Yeah. Maybe it was just a fast plane.

Fast plane. Went to the moon. Ricky, can I tell you something? Was it Y-2 they had? The Y-2 fucking flew high and fast. The what? Was it the Y-2? The X-1, Ricky? The Bell X-1, piloted by Chuck Yeager?

Is that what you were referring to? No, I thought there was another one. No, you're thinking of Y-2K, Ricky, when the clock slipped over. Remember you thought zombies were going to come? I thought there was a fucking band named after a fucking fast high plane, the Y-2. No, that was U2, Ricky. U2. Is that a plane? The U2, yes. The U2 spy plane.

Well, maybe it was... Cruising altitude of about 80,000-90,000 feet, I believe. Alright, well, I fucked it up. Anyway, so, what were we talking about? It's great to be here, everybody. Baked out of my god damn mar. Shit. Having a nice cold...beer. Oh, we said it at the same time. What does that mean?

Jinx, buy me a coke. Inky dinky, rinky pinky, Fascia down the kitchen sinky, L.U., L.U., da hinky, da king of France, White as pants, right in the middle of a ballroom dance, Yodellalaiheehoo, yodellalaiheehoo, nee neenee-nee-nee-nee, nee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee, ha! What the fuck was that? That's what you say when you say- Did you just make that up? Or is that like a tune that you've learned?

That's a thing that you say when you say the same word at the same time. Who says that? Jinx, buy me a Coke. Inky dinky, rinky dinky, flush it down the kitchen sinky, oh you, oh you, da-hinky, the king of France,

wet his pants, right in the middle of a ballroom dance. Yo-la-la-hee-hoo, yo-la-la-hee na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na That was from Saturday Night Live. Okay, okay. I didn't see it. You should really let me do your hair. Ricky. Why are you stroking me? Why are you stroking my head? It's the only thing I can do some stuff with that, man. Give you a new look. Sounds like you want to bang him.

What would you do, Ricky? What would my new look be? It would be slick. Really slick. You think I should slick it back? Just to, you know, maybe move the part a little bit. Maybe a center part. A little duck, duck tail in the back. Maybe just spike it all up and get across the tips.

You think I should part it in the middle and get a duck tail? Or, you know, what do they call it, a duck's ass, where it kinda comes in like a duck's ass. I look good on you. You know who you look like? Alfalfa in glasses. Remember that little fucker? Alfalfa? No, I don't. What do they call it? A duck's ass where it kind of combs in like a duck's ass. I look good on you. You know who you look like? Alfalfa with glasses. Remember that little fucker? Alfalfa never wore glasses.

He had the part in the center and the little ducky thing hanging up, sticking up. No, he had like a spike. He had a scorpion tail. Well, whatever. All right, so what are we going to talk about? Fuck's sakes. Well. I've got this Japanese restaurant that just opened.

Oh, yeah? It's a naked restaurant. You go there naked, okay? In London, they have one, and it doesn't matter. Anybody can come in. But in Japan, they say no overweight, elderly, or tattooed people. So. I guess you're fucked. Oh, I...

We're all fucked. That place is called Jaybirds. I was there. Jay, when were you in fucking Japan? No, I was at the one in London. Jaybirds. Was this what, birds hanging out, flapping around?

No, you know how they say naked is a Jaybird. Yeah. That was the club, Jaybirds. How was it? It was not very fun for me. I was on mushrooms. Remember the night I got, somebody fed me mushrooms and I got naked and went to the club?

Yeah, I thought you were sort of exaggerating a bit. Like you were full on. Yes, I was nude. Yeah, nude. Were you erect or soft? I don't remember. I think it was very. I think it was very,

I think it was So that's what, you know, when you go to a naked club is it just all over the map? Like some people are full soft and some are

fucking full on hard? From what I remember, but I was hallucinating pretty heavy too. Alright. That was one of the worst nights of my life. So you wouldn't have to

thrown in the drunk tank naked. What happened in the drunk tank naked. What happened in the drunk tank naked? That's not a good place to be naked. I was in there with some East London gangsters. Naked? Yeah. Did anything happen?

No. They tried to shank you? No, they didn't try to shank me. They were scared of me. They tried to shank you with their wieners? I mean, you see a naked fella over in the corner screaming about this and that, you know, with his wiener hanging out, you're gonna think twice about messing with him. Alright, here's a question for you.

Were you erect when you were getting pissed off at them? Because when you get excited, you, you know... I don't remember. I just remember... Any kind of excitement. I just remember the walls flexing like that and you know. I know if you came at me freaking out on mushrooms with a big hurt on, I would be afraid of you. I'd kick you right in the boner. Kick him in the boner? Stun him.

You can get knocked out by kicking him in the boner. Oh, wouldn't stun me, believe me. Maybe break your toe. That's about it. That's where all the blood is so if you hit it hard enough it'd knock you out instantly. Ricky, you can't knock somebody out with a dick punch. Dick kick. No you can't. You might pop it.

I heard if you hit it right on the button, right on the knob, just like hitting something right on the fucking chin, I guess. It's like, Ricky, you think that the shirt... No, if you stompking, you could pop it like a ketchup packet, maybe. Oh, that would suck. Everything blow out one side. I know it hurts to get kicked in the knee and the nuts, but if you got knee in the erect shaft,

would that hurt just as much? Wouldn't hurt me. You'd like it. No, I never said I'd like it. Well, you just said it wouldn't hurt me. You'd like it. No, I never said I'd like it. Well, you said it wouldn't hurt me. You know, bring it on. I'll get a hurt on once tested out. Yeah, Buzz.

Get that thing going. Kick you in the... Okay, I'd just like to point out at this exact moment, you were both asking me to get it wrecked. Does that seem at all weird to you? It's a test. No, just to kick you there. That seemed a little odd to you fellas? Does that joint we smoke affect their sexuality?

I don't know what happened, man. I'm not talking about... It's a weird joint. ...into that ever again. It's a weird day. It is a weird one. Weird day. Oh, I've got some interesting things here, boys.

I bet you do. Ten incredible things animals can't do that... or that animals can do that we can't. How exciting is that? Could be good. Doing what? Things... name something that animals can do that we can't. Well, a lot of people probably say banging a tree, but I've done it.

Mm-hmm. What animal bangs a tree? No, bangs in a tree. In a tree. Oh, then I said to actually bang the tree. I'm sure there's some of those too. Woodpeckers bang trees. Woodpeckers don't bang trees, Ricky.

That's how they make their nests, isn't it? No, they pack them with their beak. I thought that's how they got their bugs and their food. It is, but you... So what are you saying? They do that for the food, but when they got their bugs and their food. It is, but you... So what are you saying? They do that for the food, but when they're trying to make their house, they bang a hole in the tree?

Well, I've heard people say they drill a hole for their home, so I thought that meant, like, they're drilling a tree. To little hips. Okay. Maybe I got that fucked up. I don't know. You definitely got that fucked up. I don't know. You definitely got that fucked up. What were you saying?

What are the ten things? Well, one of them is run on water. There's something a person can't do. You can. It's not fucking easy, though. How, Ricky? You going to tell me now that you can walk on water? Or run on water?

You gotta be water skiing really fucking fast and jump out of your skis and start running as fast as you can. And if you're going, if you got your legs moving quick enough you can run for about 10 or 15 feet before you sink and do a faceplant. Well that's not really running on water, Ricky. That's a whole different set of physics involved there. What can run on water? Well, I don't know, to be honest. Do you mean like running, right? It's like a little lizard or something that can run on water. The Basilicus Basilicus.

Basilicus Basilicus. Otherwise known as the Jesus Christ lizard. That's what I said. The Jesus lizard. They've got these little padding things on their hands. It's got claws or feet or whatever. Hubba craft feet. What feet?

Hubba craft. Hubba craft. Hubba craft feet. It's hover craft, Ricky, because the craft is hovering above the surface. That makes more sense. Not a hubba craft, that would be a gum-based. Like a hubba bubba.

A hubba bubba. How about do that? Do you remember hubba bubba? Yeah. He's a fucking good dude. What was the commercial for hubba bubba? Remember that years ago? Fucking what commercial?

Hubba bubba commercial? Remember hubba bubba commercials? There was like a cowboy and he popped the gum in. What did he say? What was their catchphrase? Baba Baba. Dee fucking licious. No. Chewing, chewing, chewy Louie good.

Was that it? That wasn't it. No, I don't think so. Chewy Louie delicious. Bubba licious. Bubba licious was a different kind of gum. I used to get teased. I used to get called Bubba licious by the girls in elementary school all the time.

Hey Bubblicious. That's not really teasing you, that's actually a compliment. No. It means you're delicious. No, they didn't mean it like that though. They were calling me a stick of gum. Hey Bubblicious. They were calling you a stick of gum.

Well they were saying, hey Bubblicious, go fuck yourself. Four-eyed bitch. This was in elementary school. Yes, I used to get called a four-eyed bitch a lot. I don't get that. Because you only got two eyes. It makes no fucking sense. They're making fun of my glasses Ricky, okay?

But that just makes no sense. There's still two eyes under the glasses. Yes, I agree. I think it's a stupid thing to call somebody with glasses on four eyes. Doesn't make sense. You're absolutely right, Ricky. So anybody that calls somebody four eyes can go fuck themselves. It's actually a fucking... If anybody calls someone that, you're perfectly allowed to punch them in the fucking face. Yeah, knock them out. For being dumb. One good punch to the throat. There you go.

We're going to get rid of it. There you go. Nobody's calling anybody four-eyes anymore. All right, this is something fucked up going on in South Korea. Oh, yeah? Doing nothing has become a sport. You'd be great at that, right? I'm fucking moving there. You just sit around and do nothing.

They say, you know, if everybody's sitting around, you feel a lot better. Knowing that there's other people doing nothing with you. Together. But is doing nothing, does that include everything? Like no smoking dope, no drinking? Well, I don't know. There's a picture. They're just sitting there doing nothing, man.

They're doing absolutely nothing. What do you mean it's a sport? Are they competing to see who can do nothing wrong? Yeah, they've got... Well, we can start a Canadian team to go against them, but it should be called almost doing nothing. Where you're not really doing anything, but you are still allowed to smoke and drink and party and bang. Then you'd be doing something. Then you'd be called the smoking, drinking, banging team. But if you were supposed to smoke the joint, then you did nothing.

So then you're doing nothing for a bit. Until you gotta roll another joint. Then you mix a drink, then you're doing nothing. Then you go in the bedroom, have a little bang off, then you're doing nothing. Yeah, I don't know. It's a fucked up concept. Okay, here we go. It's 90 minutes long, okay?

Contestants are banned from doing anything other than spacing out. So... Oh, I could fucking do that. It's basically... It's a stupid fucking sport. It's just like medicating. Or meditating. Where you... Yeah. If you just ate a bunch of edibles, you'd just get fucked up and just sit there. Yeah, you'd just sit there fucking baked for 90 minutes. That wouldn't be hard to do.

Alright. Pretty fucking good. How's that burger, Ricky? Delicious? Yup. Here's another thing animals can do that we can't. Defy gravity. No, that's bullshit. Well, that's... Flying squirrel, maybe.

What about a bird, Ricky? Yeah, but a bird's not really defying gravity. The alpine ibex goat. What the fuck are you talking about? He can defy gravity. What do you mean he can defy gravity? I don't know, I'm just reading it. So he's got to have a craft feet.

They also have the power to jump two meters straight up, which makes galloping up vertical terrain barely even a challenge. Fuck, I wish I could do that. Imagine. If you could jump straight up two meters. It's like 20 feet. No, it isn't, Ricky. Two meters is like six feet.

Six and a half. I thought there was ten feet in a meter, isn't there? No. No, it's like six, six and a half. So it's not like the other... See, that system's fucked. I thought everything was in tens. No. It's like six, six and a half. So it's not like the other... See, that system's fucked. I thought everything was in tens. No, there's ten decimeters in a meter.

That's not sound shit. No, that's decibels. See, there's too many fucking words. That's the problem. How are you ever supposed to remember them all and what they all mean? Well, because they all... The words within the words mean something. Dessie.

Meter. Dessie means ten, so right there you know there's ten of them. How does Dessie mean ten when ten means ten? Or is it a different language? It's a different language. See? That's when they fuck you around even more. Not only do we have too many words,

then we're going to give you 400 other languages around the world. And they all have a bunch of words that don't make sense. It is amazing that anybody can even communicate with anybody now. Maybe that's what's wrong. Maybe that's why I'm not so good at English. Maybe I wasn't supposed to be in English. Maybe I was supposed to be speaking Portuguese or something. Let's hear you speak some Portuguese, Ricky.

How do you think they'd sound? speak some Portuguese, Ricky. How do you think they'd sound? I don't know. That was... That sounded sort of Japanese, maybe. Wait. Yeah.

Give me that again, Ricky. Why do you imagine Portuguese people sound like hey? I Don't know fuck. I was pretty good. It's the drugs That sounded good to me Almost sounded like you were speaking in tongues. Do you see Jesus anywhere Ricky? I mean fucking weird. Imagine if that's what he's been waiting for, the call. And you just accidentally said it, and then he just lowers down.

Hey, what's up, bitches? I've been waiting for someone to fucking say that for 10,000 years. Waiting to be summoned by that? But he wouldn't lower down. He'd come walking across the water. What up, bitches? There you go. So someone can fucking walk on water. We forgot about him. But he's not human. He's... pretend.

Oh here's one boys. Be immortal. What? So there's a fucking something that lives forever? According to this... No. What the fuck is it? So there's a fucking something that lives forever? Yeah, according to this... No. What the fuck is it? Can we eat them? The Turritopsis Nutriculoniluxus, more commonly referred to as the immortal jellyfish, reaches its adult form of 4.5 millimeters and has... Oh, he just... Oh, he gets old and then he shrinks and becomes young again

and then he gets old and shrinks and becomes young again. Why don't we go catch some of those fucking things and eat them? What do you think that'll do? It's got to fucking make you live longer. You're eating something that lives forever. Or it could be poisonous and kill you on the spot. That's it. It would definitely make you puke.

Drop you dead right there. There's no fucking way something can live forever and be poisonous. They're not gonna get both of the best things. How is getting poison the best thing? No, it means no one can fuck with you. They can still fuck with you, but they're gonna die. So one of the best things you could have, as you see it, would be to be poisonous. And to be able to shoot poison.

Imagine me that guy. Fucking lions come up to you. Oh, fuck, go ahead. Take a bite, dummy. Go ahead. Fucking have a little chunk. Fucking lion's dead in seven seconds. Nothing would fuck with you.

Sharks, fuck off. Go ahead. Take a little chunk out of my leg there What if he eats you whole though, Ricky? Then he'd live forever That's not how it works, man I found this fucking thing Which is kind of cool It's a pig and a kangaroo It says they formed an intense

Intimate relationship Intimate? Yeah There's a pig and a kangaroo. It says they formed an intense in-time mate relationship. Intimate? Yeah. I don't know if that means... Who? A pig and a kangaroo? Yeah, look at them. They're all snuggled in there.

Oh, my God. I didn't know a kangaroo could bang a pig. Looks like they're about to maybe 69 or something there. Are they banging? I don't know. I assume that's what in-time mate means. Mate. Intimate means banging, yeah. But you know what? They're fucking power to them. I assume that's what intimate means, mate. Intimate means banging, yeah.

But you know what? Fucking power to them. I think it's great. I wonder who's the pitcher and who's the catcher. Oh, the pig's definitely... he's catching. If they had little babies, they'd be little piggeroos. I wonder what they'd look like. Oh, man, that'd be cool. A fucking pig that hops. Or they'd be kangigs. I wonder what the bacon would taste like. Holy fuck. We've got to find out. that'd be cool. A fucking pig that hops. Or maybe cangigs. I don't know what the bacon would taste like.

Holy fuck. We've got to find out. It would be nice. Kangaroo pig bacon would be delicious. Probably fucking wake you right up. Probably be squishy and jumpy in your mouth, too. It's kind of cool, though. I mean, who would have thought?

And why should fucking all animals just have relations with, you know, just them? Maybe someday we'll be walking around and see something that we think is hotter than a woman. But, you know, I think monkeys will bang anything. I think so will dolphins. They go and they just come aboard whatever. Dolphins do? I think so. I didn't know that.

Ricky, what are you talking about? We someday might be walking around and see something that you think is hotter than a woman. Well, what happened with these guys? You mean a man? This pig looked at the kangaroos like, holy fuck. Look at that fucking thing over here. I know it's not a pig, but man, it's hot. And the kangaroos look at the pig going, Jesus.

Look at some fucking action going on down here. What's happening? Looking at a pig. So maybe the same thing would happen with humans yeah but then ricky i could be an alien that comes down you're like holy god look at that thing whatever it is a super hot alien like that happens all the time or it could be an animal we've never discovered that's hot that we think that goes on now, Ricky, but there's a word they use for it called, it says bestiality. You might want to keep the whole, keep like the banging animals.

You guys just don't understand what I mean. I don't want to bang fucking animals. Sounds like you do, man. None that I've met yet, anyway. There you go. You're open to it then. Well, bestiality, buddy. Go jail for that shit. Oh, yeah, this fucking... Tom DeLong reveals he quit Blink-182 to focus on UFO research. Is that real? Or is that just him being a fuck tool?

Hmm, I don't know, maybe he did. Is he into UFOs and shit? Are you kidding me? That's what they're saying. Yeah, because there's lots of money in trying to fucking find a UFO. Maybe he made all this money for his whole life. They were pretty big. If the only way it's true is if he fucking saw one, then I'd get it.

Well, he must have saw one, Ricky. Same as like, you know, you don't believe in God and Jesus and all that stuff, I guess. But if all of a sudden you saw him walk across the fucking pool, you'd be changing your mind pretty quick. No, I'd be going, what the fuck did I ingest that I'm now hallucinating? Okay, well, my point is if you saw a fucking alien right now that came here and you knew it was a spaceship and it just came down and parked and you knew it was not from fucking Earth, you'd probably quit calling shop with her.

My first reaction would be to recodose me with something. All right. Quit all the shopping, Harrison. My first reaction would be to rec-dose me with something. Alright. You know, I'd have to go through that steps to make sure I wasn't dosed with something, you know, where I was freaking out and hallucinating. Well, you suppose you even shot a video of it and it was fucking full on. Okay then, now we're talking, see. Would you quit whatever you're doing and focus on UFO research? Well, absolutely. I'd probably try to join them. Probably'd probably try to go back with them to wherever they came from. Do some banging.

Not to do banging. Just to see, you know, go to another planet and see a whole different, you know, place. I'd do that in a heartbeat. As long as I knew they weren't going to skin me alive and eat me. Which is always a concern. Aliens will do that. Especially if they're only like this big. Maybe look at you going, holy fuck, there's a year of food.

Yeah, see, they could be. And I mean, aliens are known to do that. They'll check you. They'll say, yeah, come with us. We're, we come in peace. Then next thing they get you on the shit and they fucking got you. Probe your anus with a big thing. Yeah, that's scary.

My dad always believed that insects were aliens. They're fucking taking over the world. And they can pretty much see everywhere on Earth because insects are everywhere and people don't suspect it. They wouldn't look at them going, it's a fucking alien. That's look one of the things, Ricky.

Have 360 degree vision. Fuck, see, I wish I had that or your neck would just spin right around. I remember you wanted a neck, a different neck. Just like the wheel on the Price is Correct. The wheel? Imagine just going... as many times as you want it.

So make a game show turn wheel out of your hand, basically. Like Wheel of Fortune. That's fucked, man. Yeah, that was some good drugs. Well, if you put a helmet on, Ricky, a glass helmet that had one of those, you know, moving things, you could put it right at the end of your nose. Then when they spun your head, it would go...

Just like the wheel of fortune. Probably be fucking annoying after a while, though. To have a spinning head? Yeah. Get dizzy and shit, probably. Do you think you might get a bit dizzy if your head was on a fucking centrifuge? Boys, what the fuck have we been talking about? I don't know, man. I just zoned out there for a little while.

How long have we been sitting here? I think it's over. I think we're done and we didn't even really start. Oh man. It can't be over, is it? I guess it should be over. We're fucked. Oh my fuck, there's the hotel owner. Boys, we do need to get the fuck out of here. Alright, let's go. No, sorry. we were told.

We were told this was okay. He is a fucker. Here, we'll get him some cheeseburgers, man. Okay, we'll bring some cheeseburgers over to you. Okay, we gotta talk about the sponsors. Fucking sponsors. All right, this has been brought to you by our sponsor. Is it these? No, not those. No, Le this has been brought to you by our sponsor.

Is it these? No, not those. No, Leckerman's Old Dirty Canadian Whiskey. Get it at liquor stores in different parts of Canada right now. What else, is that it? No, there's the... And there's the website, the merch site. The merch site, it was...

Let me think, you come up with such an easy one. It was https colon backslash backslash Backstreet Merch. What is this? Slash, no, it starts with trailer dash park dash boys slash Backstreet Merch dot com. This is cool. It's a cape. They all put the thing up right there.

It's not a cape, Ricky. It's an apron for barbecue. Horn dog. It's actually pretty cool. Yeah, it's all right. You get the little trailer park boy thing down there. It's very cool. barbeque. Horn dog. It's actually pretty cool. Yeah, it's alright. You get the little trail truck boy thing down there? It's very cool. I came up with this idea.

Get it at BackstreetBitch.com. I told you you couldn't fuck me. You're getting fucked on. Yes, we're done. We're all done. Alright, let's get the fuck off. We got some chicken burgers here for you. I don't want no goddamn beef, girl.

You want to call the cops? Come on, let's go. Close it down. Cough, cough. Come on, let's go. Close your down. See you next time.