Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 47 - Tips From The Guy With Only One Good Arm

Episode Date: April 15, 2024

Ricky's dickered shoulder is getting him down - should he get surgery, or a new pair of glasses? The Boys also discuss the dangers of flying saw blades, car-eating dogs, and p*ssy cicadas. Plus: Julian gets his chip fire alibi straight!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. If the chute didn't open, there's no fucking way you could live. You wouldn't bounce and survive. It depends on the trees, man. I know it's happened. Rambo, didn't he do that?

Right down at the branches. I know it happens sometimes. It happens a lot, man. What I'm saying is it's a one in a bazillion chance. I bet you it's happened. Like, when they were in the war, all those paratroopers, there's a bunch of them that fucking, like, guarantee you that happened to them.

No, a bunch of them died when their chutes didn't open. But then they hit the trees. A couple of them hit snowbacks and lived. Yeah, man. Landed in mud. I'm telling you. Mud. My great-grandmother landed in a big pond of mud and frogs,

and she was all right. She wasn't skydiving. Why was your grandmother skydiving? No, that wasn't, she wasn't skydiving. She jumped off the fucking hood of a truck, landed in the snow bank, and it was all mercy. She was fucked up. Same sort of thing.

She was nuts, man. You guys are fucked. What time are we going to do this? She's going. What's going. What's going? This. We're underway.

Oh. You know what I hate when that fucking happens, Bubz? Dude, I'm not prepared. I'm too fucked up again. Well, whose fault is that? When I said we're doing this in fucking an hour, why did you shove a handful of gummies in your mouth? Because you've got to be on something doing this, Bubz.

Agreed? Well, how is it my fault that you're fucked up when we actually roll? When I'm saying it, I'm talking to myself saying, Jesus, fuck, why did I take so many of them? And it just, you know what I mean? I'm on a variety of medications. Okay, Ricky, I'm going to say something to you. You tell me the first thing that comes to your head, all right? Carrot.

Oh, you didn't say that. Why was carrot right at the top of your head like that? I don't know. I'm craving carrots. Tomatoes. You guys hungry? Yeah, I must be. Okay, I'm gonna say... Carrot chips. Has anyone ever made those?

Hey, you know what? What's up, chips? Tomatoes. All right, Bob, keep going. Okay, ready? I'm going to say something. Blurt out the first thing that comes to your mind. Ready? That sucked. Okay.

Here we go. Glib, glab, jibber, jab, wham, wham, woom. Dooby dooby dee dee. See, I was playing this game with him the other day. You can sort of manipulate it. Do another one. No, I can't do anymore. I hurt. How did it hurt, man?

Different parts of my brain. See what pulled out of his head, though? Fucking unbelievable, man. Okay, let's do this. All right, introduce yourself. My name is Glenn McKay from 1412 Dubious Lane. I was going to say.

Who are you? I'm Chantel Kravjatsik. You are. That's what I, that's what I call you. Wow. Don't know why. You're hot. Rain made us not gonna like that.

No, I'm just, I'm, that's who I am. But I'm not. Wow, man. I, uh, I'm not getting into this. Too fucked up boys to be here. Oh, you know what I'd like? A chocolate bar. Wonder bar.

Oh Henry, I'm Butch Parsons. Who's, okay, what is your deal? I was conceived in a ditch. In a ditch? Conceived in a ditch? I don't know, it was conceived me. That means your parents were ditchfucking. Your parents used to ditchfuck too. Did he ever? Ray was, he was dirty man.

A little bit of that. Your dad was dirty. Like dirty, dirty. We caught him banging everywhere. Yeah, Ray did a lot of it. He would bang anywhere man, up against the side of the trailer during the day. That's what the song was written about him. I've banged everywhere, man. Yeah.

I've banged everywhere. I've banged in... I don't know the lyrics to that song, but... All right, who's in charge? Who's running this? I don't know the lyrics to that song, but... All right, who's in charge? Who's running this? I don't know. We want to talk about stuff. What do you want to talk about?

Make a money? We should give the people an update on this gear right here. Oh, yeah, man. How's that doing? Still fucked. Completely fucked, eh? Probably should have had surgery. May still have to get surgery, but I'm trying not to get surgery.

I don't fucking want surgery. But you know what you also have to do? Stop getting so fucking wasted, man. You're falling over, landing on it. You're bumping into shit. There has been a couple re-injuries. How many times have you fell on it since it first happened? Twice badly

and probably two or three other times I've counted four. I've counted four. Me too. I've witnessed four. Serious ones. Two of which were. Serious ones were fucked four times. Two of which were probably worse than the initial injury.

Yeah. It's never going to heal, is it? No, man. No, it's not going to heal. Did you see him roll down the hill over there? Yes. Rolled down the whole fuck. That's not good, man.

I thought the doc said if I kept my arm, if I propped my arm up like this on a pillow, that the bone would sort of go back to where it was. Did you see him get into the stumble where he couldn't catch his feet? Yeah. It doesn't seem to be working. He started stumbling, and then he started picking up speed sort of on a slight. Yeah, head down kind of thing.

And he couldn't catch it it and he fucking went shoulder first right into a fucking oak tree it was that big anyway stopped him dead it's never gonna heal man the motor of the story is

it fucking sucks yeah it does I feel bad for you just keep drinking man alright that's the way to do it just

but just don't move you can't do enough drugs to get rid of it I think you should also think about using a piss jug, man. Keep it like right down there. For what? So you don't got to get up when you're wasted to use the bathroom, man.

I've adapted. I've adapted. I can piss no problem with one arm. Yeah, but you keep. I can get dressed with one arm. I can put fucking socks on. I know, but just walk into the bathroom. Yeah, man, just walk into the bathroom.

You can piss. You just can't get there to the bathroom without fucking cranking into the wall. At first, I couldn't do anything. Now I can do pretty much everything. The only thing I can't do that well is tie my shoes. It's hard with one hand. Just get flip-flops, man. Wear some Crocs.

Yeah, Crocs. Crocs, man. No, don't wear Crocs. No, you'll kill yourself on those, man. Oh, I meant to bring this up. What? Or did I bring it up already? Don't know.

I noticed that our chip sales went up significantly. Really? Yeah. What do you mean? Like how much? A lot. Like 400%. But I also noticed...

400%? From when to when?%, but I also noticed... 400%? From when to when? Well, I'll tell you, Julian, it was right after our competition. All right. Covered Bridge Chips. Yeah. Who make a lovely chip. Yeah.

Their beautiful little factory there. Yes. Burned to the fucking ground. Yeah, I know. Were you in New Brunswick recently? He was. Yeah, I thought he was. He was, a matter of fact.

Things burned down, man. I don't know. I'm not from there. It just seems awfully weird that I said, you know, our chips that covered bridge were outselling us in some areas. I was home that night getting drunk. Okay. But actually, I wasn some areas. I was home that night getting drunk. Okay. But actually I wasn't here. I was celebrating. I mean...

Celebrate! Well, I heard right away that it happened. Basically, someone that I know from Well, it got live streamed on Facebook. Actually. I'm gonna do a new segment called Tips from the Guy with Only One Good Arm. Okay.

Let's go for it. You're pouring a fucking soda pop or a beer. Yeah. Normally, you'd hold it and you'd tip the fucking glass on an angle. No, you don't need to. You pour it against the far wall of the cup. Yeah. As high up as you can get it.

No foam. Are you fucking kidding me? I've adapted That's you know what if that's true. We got to do a test Ricky. You can do that without a Broken arm. I know but I never knew that I was always a two-hander hold the glass at an angle pour it No foam. No, you don't need to you can do it. No problem Hmm. I'm gonna try that. Why wasn't that something? I don't drink beer. Next time you get a beer, I'll pour it in. I've got to test it out.

Next time I get a beer, I'm going to pour it on your chest. Are you going to lick it off? Slurp it up? Maybe I am. Why would you do that? I don't know. Maybe I'm crazy. Can I be in the same room when that happens? Sure, Ricky. No, man.

Just for total curiosity, that's it. So are the police going to be coming here asking about Covered Bridge? If they do, we were drunk. I wasn't. I wasn't anywhere near you, bud. You might want to say you were, man. Just don't even... You're getting paranoid. It's not going to happen.

Had nothing to do with it. Anyway, you know what? If you want to make some money, I'm telling you right now, boys, we got to get on this like that, Bob, and you're the guy to do it. Do it on what? AI fucking models making like 20 grand a month. We've already talked. I know, but it's really picking up.

There's a lot of them now. Who was the one that told you that fucking this was the future? I believe it was Bubbles. Okay, well, why aren't we in this fucking little story? Because you're too stoned all the time, burning down fucking competitions. I'm not, but you've got to stop saying that shit, man. Like, seriously.

Back to the AI. How long would it take you to make something that looks like that? She's beautiful. Yeah. You know how long it takes AI to make that? About 20 seconds. So she's not real. She's not real.

And, I mean, people are paying. It's a virtual travel fucking show that they got going with her. So let's do it. Let's make a travel show. Okay, what kind of show could we do here?

Let's do a fucking virtual pump and iron show. No, no, no, no, no. Let's do a virtual kind of like how to roll joints. Just recreate that

right there. I'm not talking about me. It's got to be a hot chick. Or a hot man. Yeah. I don't know.

Well, maybe. You know what? I haven't... There's, yeah, there's nothing about guys doing this, man. Maybe that's the new market. Now, let's go with the chicks. Guy with huge muscles and a little tiny bird. Buzz, we gotta go chicks. That's what we gotta do. Huge muscles and a little tiny bird,

and we don't even need AI, we just shoot you. Makes it easier. That's funny we gotta do. Huge muscles and a little tiny bird and we don't even need AI, we just shoot you. Makes it easier. That's funny. You know. No, I think we should do this but we gotta figure out what... And the show should be called Hung Like a Light Switch. Jesus Christ. With Julian.

Let's go back to this, okay? Alright, fuck it. Let's save that for another day. What are we talking about? I don't know, man. I don't know, man. I don't know, Ricky. We're right out of here and we're not making sense. Man, there's a guy, you know Eugene Oregon? That's not a guy, Ricky.

No, but I'm going to get to the guy. Oh, yes, I know the place we've been there. We have a friend that lives there, right? We do have a friend. Rich? Yeah. That's right. Well, some cocksucker.

I don't know why I call him a cocksucker. Some asshole. No, he's not an asshole. Some fuck. No, he's not a fuck. Dickhead. Some guy. Some guy.

You're right. I was walking into a supermarket, a convenience store type thing. Mm-hmm. Just as he fucking closes the door, a four-foot fucking concrete saw blade came off. Just fucking missed him by like two seconds and launched like two feet into the wall right where he was. Jesus, Murphy.

Imagine. Yeah, he's like, I think I need a beer. Beer's for 40, John? Oh, I think I need a beer. Mr. Footage, I think? Oh, yeah. It's fucking nuts. Do I get... Concrete saw blade. Almost kills man.

Okay. Yeah. Can you fucking imagine? So the saw blade's not made out of concrete. It's for cutting concrete, right? Four fucking feet. It's a big blade. Yeah.

I'm getting hit with that. I would have cut him right in fucking half. Right up the center. Just fucking right through the middle. I mean, a lot of people were sort of disappointed, but I think it would've been horrific to see that. Disappointed he didn't get cut in half? Yeah, they wanted to see the results. That's kind of fucked up.

All right, Dylan, thank you. Well, I think it seems like one man is lucky. Here we go. Yeah, was he ever fucking lucky? Come on, play. Results. That's kind of fucked up. All right, Dylan, thank you. Well, I think it's safe to say one man is lucky. Yeah, I was never fucking lucky. Come on, play. ...alive this afternoon after narrowly escaping an incident... Jesus fucking Christ.

...that could have been out of a movie. You just saw it. Yeah, I did. ...a concrete saw came loose at a construction site... All right. ...and went flying... Look at that. ...at a nearby building...

Sweet Jesus. ...right as the man walked in. I mean, just look at the size of this thing. Look at this. Look at that. K Jesus. Look at that. That would have cut the porn concept right in half. There's a dude going into the fucking store. Hey, it looks like Randy. Randy's brother. Tell me that doesn't look like Randy.

Not a bit, but a mustache. He's a dick. I've never door. A little bit with a mustache. After somebody had just walked in. He's a dick. I've never heard of him. Obviously, it wasn't my time. There's dude. Probably the closest I've ever experienced it. Shane Remke is still shaking just thinking about how he narrowly escaped death on Thursday

after a four-foot concrete saw blade came flying from a nearby construction site, slamming into the wall. That's how quick she can happen. That's how quick she can happen. I've never heard of a four-foot. That's a big fucking saw. That's a saw blade. What the fuck are you cutting with that? That's concrete. Smoke pops up, and I see a guy falling in the dish,

and a four-foot blade hurling at me as I'm walking through the doorway. A traffic contractor who... A lot of drugs involved in that fucking little bit. The guy operating the thing, drunk. He fucking was working it, fell over. Dude was going in to get some munchies. I wonder if Rich knows him. It looks like somebody Rich would know. It does.

Yeah. Whoever put the blade on the saw... Fucked up. Wasted. Oh, yeah. He was wasted totally, man. I'm telling you. That's a bad fuck up.

Very bad. If you're going to be using a four-foot blade, you got to make sure the cocksucker's tight. Tight and right on. I'm surprised nobody even at the construction site was fucked up. That's fucking lucky, man. Because if that had went, you know, into a crowd, imagine if there was a parade. Imagine if there was a parade.

How many people do you think it would get through before the momentum wound down? Oh, fuck. I'd say three, four. Oh, more than that. Really? I think it would cut the first half dozen people just like a fucking... Just like nothing. Like through bone and everything?

Yes, it wouldn't fucking... That's for going... It's diamond-tipped, boys. Yeah. She's for going through concrete. It's got to be diamond-tipped. It would go through the first six people like a fucking hot knife through your mother. You know what?

We need Mythbusters. We need them to get on this. Dick busters. They'd throw some pigs up right through the pigs. Dick busters. Who are dick busters? I don't know, man. Busting dicks. Is that your crew?

Is that your gang you hang out with? You and the dick busters. Alright, check these things out, bubs. I bet you would love to have a pair of these things. Adaptive glasses switch from sunglasses to reading glasses with a swipe of the frame. Oh, I have no interest. How? Just it's got some fucking chips and shit in it, man.

Fuck. It's technology, bud. Technology. So you go like this, bubs. They'd be sunglasses and then reading glasses. Maybe you could fucking read something.

I have no interest. I don't need them. Why not? Perfectly great. Yeah, you can get new glasses, man. They have like cameras and headphones

and all kinds of shit in them. No. Something, you know, you know what kind of glasses you get, like maybe, why don't you get them? Like a Maverick sign, man. Or you know what I of glasses you get? Like maybe... Why don't you get them? Like a maverick's eye, man.

You know what I mean? Just like some cooler ones. I don't need them. I'm not saying that those are fucking weird looking. I wish I could fix my shoulder with glasses. What? Do what? Get a set of shoulder glasses.

If it would work, I'd do it. Why would it work? What's a set of glasses going to do to your shoulder? Got bad vision, it works. Bad shoulder? Who knows?

I don't understand what the fuck he's saying. He's saying maybe he could get a set of shoulder glasses to enhance, to fix his injury the same way

glasses fix your vision. But they're very specific, scientific process, Ricky. Your shoulders don't have eyes number one that's the biggest problem. That is big. That's a good point. Fuck man. So this is the year of uh, cicada getting.

We've talked about it a little bit But it's happening real soon What? Cicada getting they're calling it Cicada trillions Oh the cicada Trillions of cicadas are about to emerge Oh fuck One million per acre

Where's this at? Down like Georgia area Poor fuckers All the way up the eastern coast Trillions That's a lot of They only come out of the ground down like Georgia area. Poor fuckers. All the way up the eastern coast. Trillions. That's a lot of... They only come out of the ground every 13 to 17 years.

Actually, 13 or 17 years. What the fuck is up with that? We talked about them. That wasn't 13 years ago, was it? No, man. No, no. We knew this was happening, but now it's about to happen

like any time. As soon as the ground warms up to a certain temperature, the little fuckers come out, and they're just, they piss every few seconds, dude. Jesus. Like your mother. Fuck.

Meh. Pups. Then I guess they make this, they have, like, this collective song that's as loud as, like, a fucking jet engine. Collective song. So you'd be outside, and you'd just hear this jet engine, and all of a sudden you'd get coated in cicada piss.

It's like, what the fuck is going on? It is like cicada getting. That doesn't sound fun. No. So what are people doing? They just like bring it on? Or is there any like shit people are doing? There's nothing you can fucking do.

Staying inside? You could, I mean, you could douse the gas, ground and gas and light it. Yeah. If you're a bird, you're like, oh, I'm so fucking happy right now. I'm fucking gonna be pigging out. All the birds are gonna be overweight. There's a lot of fucking, I wonder how many creatures eat these little motherfuckers.

Birds. Squirrels? Probably. Alligators probably, let's put your big tongues. I mean, any animal could fucking eat them, man. There's trillions of them. Yeah. I mean, you could fill a bucket,, man. There's trillions of them. Yeah. I mean, you could fill a bucket, a whole bucket and have a, you know.

It's probably the healthiest these animals are ever going to be, man. People eat them. There's like a cookbook on a little fucker. We talked about that, I think. Tons of protein in those things, man. They're probably great for you. They don't look that great. I'll have to say that. How big are they?

They're, I don't know, about that big. They're not that big. Are they crunchy? I would say. Do they crispy up on the barbecue? Yeah, you throw them on the barbecue, put some butter in there, some weed butter maybe. Cayenne pepper. Exxon skeleton, is that what it is?

A little bit of garlic. A what exxon skeleton? Yeah, man. Yeah, the exxon skeleton. Yeah, they might taste good. Might be time to put out a cookbook or something. I want to see some fucking footage when they do come out, because it sounds like...

Hell. It sounds crazy. It sounds like fucking hell. How long does it take them to, once their head pops out, to get their whole body out of there? I don't think that long. Then they just start pissing every few seconds. Pissing and making noise.

It's quite a life. You know what you need? A fucking flamethrower. Can you imagine that night? That'd be cool. Catch Dave. Oh, man, it'd be awesome. I wonder why they have so much piss inside of them.

Well, they've been in the ground, Rick. 13 years, man. 13 years, we're the best. Probably soaking up the fucking rain that's in the soil, right, maybe? I don't know. Such a weird number. Why every 13 years? And then once more they're like, no, fuck you.

We're not going to do 13 this time. In case there's any predators out there waiting for us, we're going to wait until 17 this time. Could be Jason Voorhees. You know, 13, Friday. No, man. Very mathy. It's very mathy. Jason Voorhees might have something to do with it.

Both prime numbers. What? You know what a prime number is? No, but they both are. It could be like a Fibonacci thing, eh? Isn't that? That's what I think it could be, man. What? The 13. Who? The Fibonacci thing, eh? Isn't that? That's what I think it could be, man. What?

The 13. Who? The Fibonacci code, isn't it? Is that what it's called? Fibonacci? Fibonacci? Fibonacci. I'm big, bubs.

I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Are you talking about Liberace? No, man. Not Liberace. His cousin, Fibonacci. The guy that lies a lot. Fibonacci. Tell him, lies a lot. Fibonacci, telling fibs. He wears the same clothes, he just lies a lot.

Jesus Christ, you know what? Are you talking about the Da Vinci Code? No, man. Fibonacci. This is fucked up. Wish we had a talk to this guy last week about this, man. This Nigerian woman is facing seven years in prison for allegedly breaking the country's cyber crime laws

by posting a negative online review for a can of tomato puree. You can go to jail for that. Yes, you can, man. It's fucked up. So you got to watch what you're doing. I know you like to put the reviews down for your shit that you buy. You know what I mean?

Well, I'm just honest. I know you are, but I don't know, man. But was she being honest or they found out she was trying to... She was being honest because you know what happened? She was trying to game the market. What happened is usually it just went by, but 3,000 people commented on it saying it fucking tasted like shit.

And then she said, yeah, this shit, you know, tell them to stop making it. It's killing our people. And that's when she got that, you're going to jail ticket. Wow. Your fucking shit's going to kill people, right? It's fucked up. You can't say that without proof, I guess. I know, man.

So it's slanderous? I think so. It's what it is, buddy. Ned slanders. You're not a fan of dogs, right? No, I am not. I fucking love dogs, man. These two cocksuckers in Florida, two Pharrell dogs.

What kind of dog? Pharrell. Pharrell dogs. What kind of dog? Pharrell. Pharrell. Hmm? They're Pharrell dogs? Pharrell, yeah. Okay. Rip the fucking woman's car apart.

Yeah, that's because they're stupid, dirty dogs. Cats wouldn't do that. This cat was sitting on the hood and these fucking dogs wanted to eat the cat, I guess. Cat's like, fuck you, cocksuckers. Cat's smarter, that's why. Climbed under the car, went up inside the engine, said, yeah, come and get me now, motherfuckers.

Dog's like, all right. Started ripping the fucking car apart. Ripped the fender off, ripped the bumper off. Kitty didn't care. Kitty was like, fuck you guys. Yeah, look at you, dummy. Ripped the fender off. Rip the bumper off. Kitty didn't care. Kitty was like, fuck you guys. Yeah, look at you, dummy. Rip the fender off, ding dong. Puncture holes.

It was fucked. Break your teeth. See how that feels. Puncture holes right through the metal. Anyway, they finally gave up. Kitty was fine. Kitty was laughing. Of course.

Kitty was laughing. He was. He was like, you stupid fucking dogs. How's your jaw feeling there, dummy? That's what he was saying. Stupid arsehole. Bite the fender off, ding dong. The woman, the owner, fucking walked out to go to work the next morning. She's like, what in the fuck?

Her car was all ripped to shit. She thought it was Vandals and she looked at her security footage. Nope. Two Pharrell dogs. Yeah. And they were singing, cause I'm happy's not for long if you feel like a room without a roof.

I'm glad you did that, man. Were they wearing 10 gallon hats? What is that? Holy fuck is he? Deep jokes, Ricky, deep jokes. April the 12th. Wow. Where does it go?

Where does it go, man? We're in all the summer, boys. The summer's clinking up on us. Hey, fuck. After the boys of summer have gone. Is it his birthday? No, I don't know. Is it?

That'd be weird. That would be weird. Why are you singing that, man? I don't know. It it? That'd be weird. That would be weird. Why are you singing that, man? I don't know. It's a happy summer. What is it? Don Henley? Don Henley.

Yeah. He's good, man. Herbie Hancock. He got born that April the 12th. Born with his hand on his wiener. What's going on? This is a famous one. Beverly Hills Cop one.

Axel Foley? Bum, bum, bum, bum. bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Jesus Christ. That was rocking. Tiny Tim? Tip toe to the tulips. That's pretty good, Bubz. Yeah, that's awesome, man. He was a weird bastard, wasn't he? Very. Frank Bank. Who?

Lumpy, Leave it to Beaver. Frank Bank. Oh, Frank Bank. Leave it to Beaver. Lumpy. Who the fuck was Lumpy in that show? The little shitty kid with the lumps all over his body. John Kay, singer from The Steppenwolf. Yeah.

Crank some of that shit. We could rip some Steppenwolf. Ed O'Neill, Al Bundy. Pretty funny. Al Bundy. David Letterman. Holy fuck, he got born today as well. David Letterman.

He was good, man. David Cassidy. Wasn't he a fan? Yeah, man. He was Sean Cassidy's brother. David Cassidy and... They were the Hardy Boys. That's a long time ago, man. He was Sean Cassidy's brother. David Cassidy and... They were the Hardy Boys. That's a long time ago, man.

Andy Garcia. No, it was David Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Was it? The big movie. Ah. Cool. I thought it was Bitch Cassidy. Bitch Cassidy?

Bitch Cassidy. There was a movie, but it definitely wasn't the one we're talking about. Andy Garcia's a fucking good actor. We should watch something with him in it. Let's do it. Vince Gill. You can crank a little Vince Gill if you want. He's part fish.

Ron McLean. Ron McLean. Shannon Doherty. Oh, Julian likes her. And Claire Danes. Yep. Wonderful, wonderful people. I don't know that we even talked about anything today.

I can't remember much of anything today, bubs. I don't know, man. We didn't start it yet, did we? I, we, maybe we should start it all over again. Like, seriously. Are you fucked? I am, like... Have a ketchup chip. Make you feel better.

Oh, fucking... Mad Max came out today in 1979. I haven't seen that for a while. Fuck, that was awesome, man. Might have to watch that tonight. We could watch Mad Max tonight. Fuck yeah. Why don't we?

But we get AI to put Andy Garcia in it instead of Mel Gibson. That'd be cool. That would be cool. The fucking his car, man. Would it have like a crazy supercharger on it? Was that a supercharger or was it a turbo? Or both. Turbo supercharger.

It was a turbo that had a supercharger. Yeah, I think so. A little mini one. Just like your mother. All right, boys, I got to go. I got to get, we got to stop this. I've got to get the fuck out of here. I need to get more drugs and liquor into my body

because this is starting to fucking really piss me off. I might cut this off tonight. Don't, man. Tune in next week. You got to keep it up for better or for worse. You got to. Don't, man. Tune in next week. For better or for worse. You've got to keep it up, man. No, no, no. Tune in next week to see if Ricky still has his arm or not.

Can I just cut out the shoulder and leave the rest? I guess that would hurt. No, man. Jesus Christ, Ricky. Fuck. To watch the video perk after Derek, go to SwearNet.com or go to the TrailerPurr Boys SwearNet app.