Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 48 - Happy 420!

Episode Date: April 21, 2021

Happy Four Twenty! Randy's getting weed-learnt as Julian gives us the history of "420" and giant penguins, Ricky wonders if we can still say "marijuana," and Bubbles cosmically blows your mind! Broadcast LIVE on SwearNet.com on April 20th, 2021.

Look at that! Welcome to 420, the special P.A.D. You guys are so fucked. You know what, Plevis? A.D. You guys are so fucked. Yes. I don't usually take a lot of edibles, but we kind of went overboard this time. I'm on edibles. I'm on hash. I'm on weed.

Do you understand what's happening right now? This one's live. This is live. This is live. You know how we usually, you know, taper or whatever. We're live, boys. So people are going to see me after being up all night. They can see you. Look, Ricky, you're live. Wave to everybody.

Whoosh. Hey. This is kind of scary, man. What do you mean? Because I'm fucked. I didn't think this was going to be live. It's live. That's why we're doing it this way. I'm going to go for it. Ricky, do you have any dope?

I don't have any dope. I need some dope. It's 420 it. Ricky, do you have any dope? I don't have any dope. I need some dope. It's 420. What do you mean you have no dope? I smoked it all last night. I'm sorry. I got to get some dope, bubs. You know what?

Normally, I would tell you to go fuck yourself, but... I don't do the dope. Nobody should be without... You're going to give me some weed on 420. Ricky, I like the new Ricky. The new Ricky's a nice guy. I'm gonna... Look at this! I'm in a good mood! Ricky, you're taking long breaks in between your words.

Is that healthy? It's healthy, yes. Alright. The health is part of me on 420. Is the blue light still going over there? I just want to make sure we're still live to the people. Everything's looking good. So why do they call it 420? Like, 420, that's 80, right?

420. What do you think? It's April 20th. April 20th. What do you think 420 means? April. Oh, fuck. Oh, I get it now.

The fourth month into the 20th day. That's smush. Look at the big brain on Randy. I don't know everything, Julian. How come you look like fucking Grizzly Adams? Well, I can get my COVID beard right now. Are you guys fucking hungry? Because we are about to have a fucking feast.

I'm hungry, Ricky. Fit for a king and queen and their fucking eight children. Ricky, get me off. Fuck. I ate my bean. Oh, my bean got tangled up in my gum. That looks fucked. Look at that. That's gross man. Look my bean got tangled into my gum. Ten bucks if you eat it. I know we're gonna eat some. We're making a tater tot breakfast

pizza of beautifulness. So you pre-cook the tater tots, which I did. Then you squish them into a little crust. A spoon. A tater tot crust. Then we're going to stir it with a little bit of cheese. Ricky, you're so smart lately. What the frig's going on? You've been rubbing off on me, man. My brain is working better than ever.

Oh, look at the two best friends. Ricky and Randy. Ricky and I made up. With cheese. You guys neck? No. Oh, my at the two best friends. Ricky and Randy. Ricky and I made up. You guys neck? No. Oh, my God, Ricky, is that a bowl of bacon? A little bit of egg. I got to pre-test that bacon for you.

That's a fucking... What do you call that thing you're making? We'll come up with a name. It's just a tater tot breakfast pizza so far, which is lame. That's good weed, Ricky a tater tot breakfast pizza so far, which is lame. That's good weed, Ricky. Tater tot breakfast pizza. How about high as fuck? Boys, did you even say hi to the people on 420?

I'm high, everybody, on April 20th, 420. Bubbles? I'm high and high. Hi, everybody. It's good to be here. Randy, stop rubbing up against me. We've got our little stocking up and preheating up over here. Over here.

Ricky, your tongue's getting high. Okay, I'm thinking more cheese after the egg. Oh boy, that was good. How's it gonna cook in that many layers though, Ricky? It's like a taco dip. But isn't the top gonna cook and then the middle's going to be raw? That's why everything's pre-cooked.

Just got to warm it up. Pre-cooked bacon, pre-cooked egg. Okay, we've got some more cheese. You're going to put cheeseburgers? You're going to put hamburger meat on there, Ricky? Bacon on here. I feel like I'm on epic meal time. Remember we were on epic meal time?

No, we weren't. Remember that? Nope. You don't? I can barely remember. Oh, yeah, we weren't. Remember that? Nope. You don't? I can barely remember. Oh, yeah, we made a big fucking crazy burger, didn't we? Yeah, Harley. Fucking monster burger.

Harley was the guy. They were fun fellas. That was the biggest cheeseburger ever. I think it had how many packages of cheese? Was it like three? I don't know. I was there. We got on the hookah.

The hookah booga. We had there. We got on the hookah. We had the hookah going. The hookah? Yeah. Look at that, Ricky. Look. I put a fucking camera in your ceiling. Oh, man.

Wow. Ceiling camera. Look that over there. That looks good. There we go. That's fucking, look at that. That's looking good now. Look at Ricky's.

That is a, it looks like a deep dish pizza breakfast. That's a beast. So should we go another layer of cheese or just a sprinkle in the cheese or no cheese for the top? Oh, no, it needs more cheese. Look at all the cheese. It's the best ingredient. All right.

Any more tater tots? I can get you some tater tots if you like. No, it's okay, man. All right, a little bit more cheese. We're going to put this beast in the fucking oven. Here, Randy, tilt your head back. Look at him.

Huh. Feeling like a baby bird. Fishing for Randy, it's called. Oh, that's good bacon, Ricky. So people can see us right now, right at the same time right now? Right now. So this is our finished. Do we want anything else on here, or think that's a good start?

Here, go to the, put on the upstairs camera there. Look at that, right here, over in there. Hey, tater tots, cheese. More tater tots coming in. Throw a couple of those on top, maybe. Okay. Do you have any, like, hot banana peppers? No, man. You would have been great.

You shouldn't put these on top. Jalapenos? I think you could add those after the fact if you want. Yeah, he can do his own choice. I want a topper. Okay. I'm going to have a tot. I'm sure you're going to eat it, bubs.

Remember Napoleon Dynamite had the tots in his pocket? Put this motherfucker in. That silly bastard. That was a good movie. 350? What do you think, 10 minutes? Get her in there. Get the fuck in there, you little asshole. Yes!

That's the nicest little breakfast by the looks of things. Those tarts are delicious. Did you cook the tarts? I did. Cooked to perfection. Cooked to perfection. I like a good tart once in a while. Whew, I'm pretty buzzed.

Tart. Hold on, I just did something else once in a while. Whew, I'm pretty buzzed. Tart. I said something else. Cock? Maybe. There's another word. Neopolitan dynamite. Neopolitan dynamite. I like those tarts. Yeah. Neopolitan dynamite kept the tarts in his pocket.

I think I look good. Julian, you gotta start showing me some workout moves though. I gotta start to get some pipes like you. Just get a couple buckets, those big, like pickle top buckets. Yeah. Or shortening buckets. Fill them up with some rocks and curl them.

All right gentlemen. Yeah, but you know what he'll do in order to get the buckets? What? He'll buy two buckets of shortening and eat it. Yeah. To empty the buckets. And then he'll buy two buckets of shortening and eat it to empty the buckets. And then he'll be fucking gaining 600 pounds.

Since it's 420, we're going to fucking... Ricky, did you set a timer? Yeah, man. We're good. Oh, it's on there? Okay. Thanks for checking, though. See? That's a good friend right there. You didn't give a fuck, did you? I just said, is it on boil or fucking bake?

Oh, shit. Boil? Broil. That's an oven that doesn't boil, Julian. Broil, you fucking asshole. I'm not talking about a stinky old broil you find in your ass. Kiss Joe's shit. It's muscle.

Don't kiss. Why don't you start shitting for us? Give him a $4.20 muscle kiss. He'd like that. No, I wouldn't fucking do that. Give him a muscle kiss, man. I can hear you whispering, okay? You told me he wanted one.

No, I didn't. Julian. What? No, I wouldn't fuck him. I'm not a kisser. I can hear you whispering, okay? You told me he wanted one. No, I didn't. Julian, I didn't know you were interested in man kisses. I'm not interested in man kisses. Since it's 420, we've got to learn a couple things. What? From now on, we can no longer say marijuana. Why?

Because it's a bit racist, apparently. What? Racist? That's what they're saying. They're going to say cannabis. Cannabis is cool. Weed's cool. Marijuana.

Why? I don't get it. How could it be racist? Yeah. It was derived from Mexican Spanish. Derived from Mexican Spanish. It was first used by politicians who first criminalized cannabis. who first criminalized cannabis.

They wanted to underscore that it was a Latino, particularly Mexican, vice. Hispanics receive 77% of federal marijuana sentences, and they only make up only 17% of the population. Wow. So what does that have to do with not fucking saying marijuana anymore? Because it was used by racist politicians. You're getting awful deep, aren't you, on 420? People are asking us not to use the word marijuana since it's 420.

I'm spreading the fucking word. It's called cannabis or weed or pot or reefer. Well, people just want to get high. They don't want to hear your fucking history. And actually, pot's not even good because pot is short for potation de gaia, an alcoholic beverage that means drink of grief. Can you see him fucking waving at you, bud? Because I can, and I can't even see.

Are you on edibles right now? Did you take as many as I did? Fuck. Jesus, I can't even see, and I can tell there's somebody trying to get your fucking attention. Well, I didn't see them. You stone bastard. I'm trying to get your fucking attention. Well, I didn't see them. You stone bastard. I'm happy to be stone.

It's 420. It is 420. How's the cannabis, Randy? Fuck, Randy. I'm getting it in me right now, Ricky. I'm so happy. So, Ricky, this whole marijuana thing, I'm not being able to say it. Like, sometimes information like this isn't necessary.

Because I bet you 99% of the people didn't know about this. What if you fucking went and tried to buy some cannabis and you're like, hey, you got any marijuana? And the guy's like, you motherfucker. How dare you fucking say that word? I've got no trouble over racist politicians. They put me in jail for bullshit. That's good dope, Ricky, really good.

Why are you calling it cannabis when you usually call it weed? Randy, get me a cup. Why are you getting fancy? Or a bowl? I don't know. Put some of the sauce in. I don't have the answer to that question. Okay.

I just wanted to know, man. It was sounding weird. Is this just paper? Yeah, it's just paper where it's got information on it right there. Does this one? Yeah, same, the same, but it could be spread. Can it be used as a... Oh, look, a bowl.

Do you guys know how 420 started? Do you know how it originated? I do. It's fucking kind of a lame story. Originally, I thought it was like a Bible reference or some shit. Randy, did you know? Of course he doesn't. I don't understand.

I just found out about that April is the fourth month. That's right. And then 20 is the 20th day. And in Canada, it's legal, and we're happy, and thanks for the dope, Ricky. This is really good. To everybody, happy. Don't make me regret that gift. Happy 420, everybody.

Yes, I agree. All right, because, well, Randy started back in 1971, right? Really? It was in the 70s. Yes, man. It was a group of fucking California students. They called themselves the Waldos. I don't know why they fucking called themselves the Waldos.

It's stupid. Because nobody could find them. Probably, where's Waldo, yeah. And they said they decided to meet because there's this rumored abandoned fucking stash of cannabis somewhere down at this park. So they met at this fucking place in search of weed.

Wow. And they didn't find it, so then they just said, fuck it, we're just going to smoke. So if you guys want to do a 420 today, that means code. Let's go get started at the park. Who's the highest person at the table right now, I wonder? These guys, I think, are on addibles or something. I'm in the category of about to get higher.

Yeah, that's the test. I'm already, this is... How high are you, Ricky, on a scale of one to ten, on the ricky scale sadly only about a six and a half or seven six and a half or seven that's not great i am working on it as we speak nice i'm a lightweight man i'm a solid nine and i'm not even smoking that because i have eight this is what we're doing. We need one of these guys right here. An ashtray. Okay, I'm up to an eight. I'm good.

Okay, thank fuck. Get up to a nine with me, man. Don't burn the breakfast, Ricky. So two dumb fucking women in Tennessee Yeah? They went to the Dollarama and they tried to buy some gift cards with a million dollar bill.

What? Did they get them? No, there's no such thing. Apparently some Canadian artist made a bunch of million dollar bills, American, and they tried to... And they thought they... Did they think it was real or they just thought somebody would fall for it? They thought it was...

They said a church sent it to them in the mail that they should buy some gifts and donate them to people. So what the fuck were they buying? Did they go to Walmart? Did they think the Dollarama's going to have a fucking $990,000 in change? That's the problem. It's a fucking weird one. It's not.

You're definitely going to get attention. You're definitely going to get the supervisor over saying, okay. I'm just going to cash. Yeah. Here you go. Fuck, people are stupid, man. That's my last milsy. Can you break that for me?

Just give it back in 50s. You're probably not going to go to the Dollarama for gift cards. No, you'd be going to the bank and putting it in the fucking bank to make it a little easier. Did you see the fucking video of the UFOs that the Navy released?

Oh, did I? Those three pyramid-looking fucking things? Did I? That's probably the best UFO footage I've seen. I mean, all the stuff is getting... I mean, they're just... Eventually, they're just going to say,

okay, guess what? We've been talking to aliens for fucking about 70 years, just so you're aware. Oh, man, you know what? I'm back up to sunglasses high. Good. Thank fuck, man. I'm back up to sunglasses high. Good! Thank fuck man. I'm at least an eight and a half now.

Nice, Ricky. I thought I was all alone over here in my little fucked up world. Shouldn't you get to a tan on 420? Definitely. So there's UFOs? Really? For real? I haven't seen this stuff. You guys are really smart. I must be getting high too much or something. This fighter jet had missile lock on a fucking UFO. Really?

Yes. Man, you know what the UFO did? It went, boop, boop, no thank you. Fuck your missile lock. I don't know what they are. They're probably just some sort of space probes, I guess, maybe. But it's fucked up. It's definitely, or it could be China spying on us.

It could be the Empire. Well, Ricky, there's got to be, I mean, it's mathematically impossible that there's not other fucking things out in the universe that are alive. It could be the Empire sending probes out. It could be, Randy. It totally could be. It could be something like that. Here, Randy, you want me to blow your fucking mind?

I'm high. That is really good dope on 420 there, Ricky. You want me to blow your mind, Randy? Yes, let That is really good dope on 420 there, Ricky. You want me to blow your mind, Randy? Yes, let's do it. Fucking close. Let me just tell you how big the universe is and see if you can wrap your head around this. Okay.

Do you know what a light year is? Well, it's how it takes a year for that light to hit you. It's a distance measurement. Yes. And light travels at like 350,000 kilometers a second. Okay. How fast? 350,000 kilometers a second. That's quick. Is that around the world? Well, that's just going in a straight line. So imagine going 350,000 kilometers a second, right? And the distance that goes for a whole year, that's one light year. But think how far that is. You're going 350,000 kilometers a second for a whole year.

You're way down the tracks. That's pretty far. That's one light year. And guess how big the fucking known universe is? 92 billion light years. I can't wrap my head around that. There's too many numbers there, I think. There's 92 billion of those light years, okay, in the known universe.

And you're telling me we're the only fucking people? How many worlds would it be? I can only think of a world. So if you had Earths just stacked like marbles, Oh, fuck, man. There's four... What was the last number? Four... Hundred? Hundred... billion galaxies? Or four hundred million?

Holy fuck. Let's say billion. I think there's... I think there's four hundred billion galaxies. So say billion. I think there's 400 billion galaxies. There's a Milky Way, eh? We're not going to name them all, Ricky. So people probably just didn't give a frig about us. They probably just said, those guys are pretty stupid and they left us alone.

What the fuck is going on with this time and bullshit? I knew you were going to frig that up, Ricky. But listen, there's hundreds of billions of galaxies, and every one of those has a hundred billion or more stars in it. I'm going to turn this baby up. Give her some more juice. Woo! Come on!

Hey, Ricky's getting down. All right, I got something that's going to blow your mind. Aliens, wow. Check this out. How many... You're going to take your shirt off? Well, that's what you got out of that one, Randy. Just aliens. Wow. Yeah, that was... Check this out. How many... You gonna take your shirt off? No, man. So that's what you got out of that one, Randy. Just alien.

Wow. Yeah, that was... Check this out, boys. How many T-Rexes have been on the planet? 2.9 billion. No. I'd say... It's too small of a planet.

I'm gonna say 10,000. Like, the whole time that the Earth has existed, how many have been on, like, a diet? Do you mean at once or over? No, no, no. Over time. Over time, I'd say 2.5 billion two and a half billion really no it's not what do you think all they would do would be ricky they'd have no but they gotta they gotta have enough things to eat their

arms are too short to grab on to thrust into them no they're just eating things man because it's like t-rex is like yes right they did a lot of bad i can't picture it when the tails get in the way? No, they fuck face on. They look each other in the eye. They just have little arms. No, they didn't, Bubbs. Yes, they did, and they caressed their face with their little arm.

They didn't. Bubbs, you were right, I think. Although the arms are at nipple height. It is 2.7 billion. Shut up! Yeah. 2.7 billion T-Rexes. How do you know?

Did you look? And that's over like 195,000 generations or something, man. It gets deep. Oh, yeah. They were around. Who wants to go down the fucking hole? I don't want to go down the rabbit hole. Listen to this, Ricky.

You want to hear how fucked this is? If the dinosaurs didn't get extinct when the fucking meteor hit the earth. Yes. They said they would have learned how to talk. Yeah. So there would be dinosaur people now, just like the show Dinosaurs. Here's something that's going to freak you out. Penguins, 40 million years ago, used to be 6 feet tall, 250 pounds,

about the same size as me, walking around, banging and fucking eating fish and going crazy, man. Did they have chiseled abs and fucking gigantic arms? No, man, they were fucking penguins. They looked the same size as me, walking around, banging and fucking eating fish and going crazy, man. Did they have chiseled abs and fucking gigantic arms? No, man, they were fucking penguins. They looked the same. Get the fuck away from me, Randy. They would have had strong little swimmer arms for sure. Julian's arms are big, everybody.

They're really big. I'm going to dump this over your head, Randy. Just shut up your room. Julian injects oil into his muscles. No, I don't. Those guys are fucked. How fucked are those guys? You don't do that, dude. Oh, man. I'll heat them up. Oh, I don't. Those guys are fucked. How fucked are those guys? You don't do that, dude.

Oh, man. I'll heat them up. I'll heat them up. Heat them up. Smells good, Ricky. Smells really good. That's me, Randy. You smell like bacon and everything.

Guys, you know what just realized, bubs? I'm impressed, guys. I'm learning lots today. Yeah, but you know, every time we get this high, we always talk about the same fucking thing. What, space? Space, aliens, and dinosaurs. But that's because people are interested in it, Julian.

This was a bit of a fuck-up in Indonesia. This groom and his fucking groom people got in a car to go to the wedding GPS fucked up they arrived at this house and they went in and just a coincidence it was a different wedding going on

and he went in and got all set up to get married to the wrong girl that's awesome what a fuck around was he high? I didn't say he was high. He should have been. That would have worked.

What are the chances of that? This one's really fucked. There's a New York parent that's seeking an okay to marry their own adult child. Seeking to? What? Yeah. They want to marry their own adult child. Birth child.

They said there's nothing wrong with that because they're not going to be banging. Or they can't, what do you call it when you have a child? They can't do that. Birth. Birthing. That's called something. Child birth.

Procreate. Procreate. They're not going to procreate, so it should be fine. So they're fucking trying to appeal the law. But are they still banging? It doesn't, it didn't, it just said they can't have a child so i guess there would be banging well i don't get it man they should take them both and put them in the mental so what is this to a brother and sister they didn't say the sex or the gender so it's either a mother son or a father daughter i guess or could-daughter. It's a weird one. Those people are fucked.

I mean, Woody Allen, at least it wasn't blood, but it still makes me want to throw up every time I think about it. That's weird, too, man. That's all fucking weird. But this is the next level. This is a flood. This is really weird. So what do they want to do, get married? They want to get married. No, that's too weird.

Yeah, people out there, if you want to get married to one of your kids, don't fucking do it because it's weird, okay? Don't marry your kid. Don't marry your fucking kid. That's super weird. Procreate or not, that gets still fucking weird. Even if they're not doing it, why would you want to marry your kid? Just be buddies with your kid.

Just be, yeah. Just be a fucking parent. Yeah. Jesus, fuck. Yeah fucking parent. Yeah. Jesus, fuck. Yeah, Julie. Yeah, man. What are you guys talking about again?

Oh, I don't know, man, I forget. Randy's high as fucking 10 hippies. I'm having a good time with you guys on 420. Thanks for inviting me, bubs. Look at this, Randy's making little individual tater tot sandwiches. This is a Randy tater tot with some sriracha. Those look fucking good. Oh. Oh my fucking god. Fell on my gut. individual tater tot sandwiches this is a randy tater tot with sriracha those look good

oh oh my god this is close boys oh well what's up the beard randy up even the are you trying to prove now i just you know what julian sometimes you got to try to be who you really want to be and that's that's i thought i remember mr leahy with a nice beard and I thought I'd give her a try. I look handsome, don't I? Just like you. I should maybe, maybe I should cut mine like yours a bit. Don't fucking cut your hair. Facials are the same as mine.

I'll take a whippersnapper to your face. You should have had fucking tunes, man. Fuck, man. Fuck. Ricky, you made some good tots. Man, I could heat those fucking babies up if you give me a couple minutes. Okay. Well, you're eating over the dish, Randy, so all your fucking... No, I ate over this bowl.

All your cheese bits and your slobbers going back into the tod. I'm sorry, bubs. You know that ship that got cunt-cocked on the Suez Canal? Yeah. It was a big fuck-up. The shortage is a weird shit now. In the UK, you can't get a garden troll. None. A what? Garden trolls are sold out?

Sex toys. Hard to find. They were all on the ship. Blocked. Wow, man. They got butt-plugged. Ha ha ha! Wow, man. They got butt-plugged. Oh, my. Did you know on this day in 1962, I bet you knew this, Neil Armstrong flew the fucking X-15 to 63,250 meters. Yes, he did.

That's nuts. And he almost fucking, he almost fucked it up and went out to space and couldn't get back. It's fucked up. That's high, man. That's higher than I am right now. Well, he got so high, he was right at the edge of the fucking, you know, right at the edge of space,

but he went a little too far, and then he couldn't use the fucking ailerons and stuff to get pointing back down, because there was no air to, you know, so he started to drift off. If he had of got too far, he would have drifted right away and then just drifted forever. That is fucked up, man. Hey, boys.

You got some tunes, Julian? I got some tunes on the phone, man. A little reggae. 420 needs reggae, bud. Yeah, but it's gonna be, it might be pissing people off because... I don't care. This is my time, man. I don't give a fuck.

Julian's rockin'. Well, put the phone down in a cup so that it makes it louder. You're pissing people off because... I don't care. This is my time, man. I don't give a fuck. Julian's rockin'. Well, put the phone down in a cup so that it makes it louder. Put it in your mama's cup. I don't know what this one was, but it said, 1979, President Jimmy Carter was attacked by a swamp rabbit. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, those dirty swamp rabbits. What's a swamp rabbit?

He was out fishing in a boat boat and the fucking thing swam. Rabbits don't hang out in swamps, do they? Oh, do you know what it... you wanna see a swamp rabbit? Yeah. Drive home and knock on your mother's door. Ah, that's a real good one. Get it? Get it? She's one.

I thought you meant she kept it somewhere. No, Ricky, she is my new majo. Alligators live in swans. No shit, Randy. Jesus Christ, man. Wow. I'm learning stuff today, guys. Yeah. Thank you for fucking teaching us something, Randy. Alligators live in swans. You know what?

Julian, you found that way too funny. I know. I'm, like, it's the music. Oh, fuck. She's popping. You got food coming out, man. Oh, my God. Look at that dirty whore. Can we get her on the looking down?

This is like a Martha Stewart episode, boys. Oh, there we go. Oh, yeah. Oh, the ceiling. Wow. Fuck, yeah. You know what? The only thing I didn't think about...

How the fuck do you divvy it up? You don't have a spatula? Do you want these guys to heat it up? Sure. Not now that that fucking thing's out, Ricky. I got a good point. Do you have a spatula? Boom! There you go. So just cut it into four. Okay. And do we

have plates? Fuck yeah we do. What? What, Randy? Give us a plate, Randy. For a bowl, whatever. Grab your... Ah, fuck. How hot's this thing? There's some fucking plates right here, Randy.

Yeah, give me the plate. Give me the plate, Randy. You fucking bowl. Fuck, you're dumb. Keep smoking though, Randy. You're just getting tired. Keep smoking, 420. You're less irritated when you're hot.

You got forks? You poured all the forks out, did you? They're right here, bubs. Are you having some Randy? Yeah, I'm having some. I'm having some. I'm having some. I'm having some20. You're less irritated when you're hot. We got forks? You poured all the forks out, did you? They're right here, bubs.

Are you having some, Randy? Here, Randy. Yeah, I'm going to have some. Here, you can have that. All right. Oh, look at this, boys. Go to the ceiling cam. Look at that little dabble.

I got a plate. Oh, that's just right there. Holy shit. Give me a fork, baby. I got a plate. Oh, that's just a plate in here. Holy shit. Give me a fork, Randy. You want a fork? Yes, please. All right. Julian, what are you doing?

Well, that's not even hot anymore. Do you want this one, man? Sure, man. Yeah, it's not really that hot, is it? I'm going to get into that later. Is this the sauce we put to her? This is the sauce. There's maple syrup.

We got fucking... Get a dirty gun there. Some ketchup. Is this the sauce we put to her? This is the sauce. There's maple syrup. We've got fucking... Get a dirty go there. Some ketchup. Holy fuck, Ricky. Look at this dirty back. This looks delicious.

Is there any more of those forkies? Oh, yeah, there we go. Let's see what we're dealing with. This is nice, boys. Thanks, Ricky, for having us over, bud. Yeah, I'm high, Ricky. This is nice, boys. Thanks, Ricky, for having us over, bud. Yeah, I'm high, Ricky. This is really great. We got a delicious 420 fucking pizza breakfast.

Oh, my. Oh, fuck, that's pretty goddamn good, I have to say. There's some eggs in there? Yeah. Jesus Christ, there's eggs in there. I'm happy. It's like a breakfast pizza, bubs. He could have added some cheeseburger meat to it, Ricky.

You know what else? Some fucking sausage patties. Fuck, sausage would have been awesome. Next time. This is just a guinea pig run. And you know what? You can even have sausages that are fucking deep fried in pancake mix.

And onion rings. See, now we're taking things to the next level. You know what, we gotta make that sometime. Onion rings on top. Oh my God, this thing's delicious, Ricky. And onion rings. See, now we're taking things to the next level. That's the... You know what? We got to make that sometime. Onion rings on top. Oh, my God. This thing's delicious, Ricky. Ricky, you are...

It came out pretty good. You're surprising me. Man. Just don't get too turned on, man. You can get a little bit turned on. These rock hard right now, by the way, Rick. It's just pretty good right now. How do you know, Julian?

Were you reaching under the table? No, I just looked over and saw it fucking there. Julian wasn't reaching under the table. Well, you said it was. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. How do you know, Julian? Were you reaching under the table? No, I just looked over and saw it fucking there.

Julian wasn't reaching under the table. Well, you said he looked over and saw it, so he was looking down. I was looking down at the food, and of course, it's right there. Look down. You can see it. Fuckbubs, get some new glasses or something. I always sort of wished I was born on 420. But then last night at midnight when it turned 420, I was baked. I started thinking, no.

No, man. It would suck, because then it's just one day a year. Now I get a birthday and 420. Exactly, and your birthdays are a lot like this. Yeah, you don't want to waste a whole day. It's like having your birthday on Christmas. That sucks. There were some people born today, though.

What's going on? Sulu. Star Trek? No way. He does a lot of drugs. No he doesn't. Oh yes, in real life. No he doesn't, man.

Where'd you hear that? Sulu, man. Sulu wasn't on. He wasn't banged up on drugs, was he? Ricky. Maybe I'm thinking of somebody else. This is good, Ricky. My fuck. Holy frig, This is good, Ricky. Mother fuck.

Holy frig, it's good. Julian. That turned out better than I thought it was gonna be. Wow. It's delicious. I had no idea. That is to suck one for. It goes great with that fucking weed.

Woo wee! Oh yeah, I still have half joint. Your weed is so good, Ricky. Randy, you don't have to blow smoke up my ass, alright? I get it. I wasn't blowing. Smoke is giving compliments where they're due. That's called blowing smoke, Randy. Big time. Really?

Just cut that shit out, Randy. I'm so happy. It's cause you're stoned and eating a great breakfast. Yeah, that was delicious. How was your Caesar? Fantastic. Who made that? The hostess with the mostess. Mmm.

Who's that? Is that you, Ricky? You're a hostess? Good chips. I like their chips. I have to confess that it was Randolph that make it into the Caesar. I made the Caesar for you because I knew you'd like a Caesar. You put some fancy shit in it.

I know that. Pickle juice. Mm-mm. Fucking horseradish. You don't want to know what he stirred it up with, though, bubs. Ah, I used the bean to stir it. Yeah. That's what you call it?

That's what you call it? It's bean. Hot bean. It's three and a half inch bean. Randy, if you put your wiener in my drink, I'm gonna punch you right in the sternum. I didn't put any wieners. No. I'm gonna punch you right in the solar plexus. Man, I didn't roll this very well. Ricky, you could sell this breakfast. I think fucking some fast food restaurant should sell these. Holy fuck it's good. It's like a breakfast pie.

Danny's. Bet your Danny's would be all over this. Don't tell them. Man, Julian will steal it. I'm saving mine and eating it later, man, when I'm all fucked up. They're loving me out a bit. I'm fucked. Well, I'm having a good 420, guys. This has been a good one, even with you here, Randy.

I'm happy. I learned some stuff about aliens and... T-Rexes. You guys are smarter than I gave you credit for. Well, we learned now that alligators live in swamps, thanks to you, Andy. Well, I know. Some people think that they don't.

It's like a trade-off of information, except it's not a very fair trade for us. Yours was useless and ours was, you know, useless, useful. You don't have to be cranky. I'm not cranky, man. I'm as happy as fuck. Are you? I'm just, like, zoning out a bit.

Whoa, what was that? Ah. Shit like that is freaking me out right now. Round number two. Smoke another joint, Randy. Oh, okay. I need to drink faster. You know what I can't believe?

That a year ago, well, things were really fucked a year ago after that incident, we'll call it. But it was pandemic-y, and it's still fucking pandemic-y. Yeah. But, you know, last year we didn't have fun on 420, I don't think, did we? No, we didn't. Not like this. We couldn't do 420.

We made it later. Yeah, see, this is much better. We took a little later. Yeah, see, this is much better. You guys want any tunes on? You got any? Well, you guys would either be happy to know or disgusted to know that I have hit level 10. Good, man.

I'm still going up. I think I'm with you. I'm not going down. I think I'm there too, Ricky. This is great. You guys are at level 10? Yes. I think I'm with you. I'm not going down. I think I'm there too, Ricky. This is great. You guys are at level 10? Yes. Yes.

I just had some great food. Now we can start the broadcast then. What? Just starting now? If we're just starting this now? Yeah, apparently we weren't wrong. I got to get some fresh air or something. Oh, man.

You know what? If I was in Spinal Tap right now and I was an amplifier, I'd be on 11. I don't know what that means, but I think I would. I know exactly what it means. First, go to 11. But, Ricky, why wouldn't you just get higher and make 10 the highest you could be and just make that the highest?

That's what I've done, but today's different. No, you're supposed to say, no, but I'm up to 11. Oh, yeah, but I'm up to 11. Well, that was good, Ricky. I like that. Quick delivery. Can I... I think I might be 11, too. I... You know what? After that bite, I'm back down to a 10.

We're good. Let's get higher. Get back up to 11. I still think I'm at 11. Oh, man. Okay. Yeah, I got to think... get some good tunes going. Randy, give me a good... You know what?

Give me a good baked thought right now. What's going through your head right now? I'm wondering if we're gonna make more. Because we have enough ingredients. The Rick Astley video's going on in the set. I'm thinking that we can have this. Gather forever and ever tonight. Together forever with you.

What's going on here, guys? Rick Astley. He's wearing a bagel. Never gonna get you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Are you stoned, bubs? I'm getting a little bit big kiss from the smoke in here.

Yeah. Wow, that went on in different directions than I was expecting. Wave, baby, when they're lying on i heard that on this radio today man what way baby yes i'm telling you like i haven't smoked a joint but those edibles me they can be hard yeah the new the new buzz on for this guy julian's the edge i don't know muscular edge from youtube we just like to play a guitar like this song about pedophiles isn't it what is it well if i can wave the babies laying on the no that's not only a baby what's up baby like that not like babies like not actual babies

jesus ricky you almost fucking ruined the software i have to see the spelling it's what would you be what difference is or is it b-a-b-i-e-s what difference would that make to you do you know the difference because it should say wave babes but it doesn't sound as good so they went pedophile and chose baby man don't ruin the song for me man julian loves that song Fucking ruined the song for me, man. Julian loves that song. I am when I'm baked. I didn't think I did, but. Oh, I like the song too. Just.

Oh, fuck. Who sang that? Honeymoon Sweet. Honeymoon Sweet, man. What's their other big hits? For the people around the world that don't know. Wave babies. Just Google Honeymoon Sweet.

Oh, they got a bunch of hits. Oh, they had a bunch. Yeah. Platinum Blonde, Honeymoon Sweet, Haywire. I'm still a lonely man. I'm still a lonely man. Burning in love or whatever. That's what I was saying, man.

I am still an only man. Burning in love. No, man. I am still. This is it. All right. We're going out with this. Then we're going to start the fucking drink hard.

This is the tune to get us drinking, boys. All right, we're going out with this then we're gonna start the fucking drink hard What are your thoughts what are your thoughts on doing my students on 420 yes We're gonna take this party up now boys honey, we'd sweet on kidding me this gives me memories boys yeah buddy you know what? I'm going to roll up a joint. Everybody sing the chorus. Here we go. I am still

A lonely man Burning in love I am still What's up, fucking donkey? Don't ruin my day, man. Burning in love I'm going to peak high. don't ruin it no man it's good all right let's go back more 20 put this through some real speakers and really get her going let's fucking do it where are we looking happy fucking 420 everybody everybody oh and boys just, everybody. Oh, and boys, just wait. In two days, it's guess what it is.

What is it? It's the fucking, it's our anniversary, boys. Our 20th anniversary. Holy. Holy fucking years. Are you fucking kidding me? So are we having another party? Yes.

Obviously. We're having another party. Yeah. In two days, it's the first time the camera guys ever showed up. Yeah. 20 years ago. Can's the first time the camera guys ever showed up. Yeah. 20 years ago. Can we take fucking some calls and shit? We can probably rig that up.

Let's talk to some people. Yeah. 20 years ago today, I thought I was dying, so it's still here. Okay, so we're going live again in two days, and we're gonna take fucking phone calls. If it's gonna be a party, I want you to do something fucking crazy. Something we've never done before. We're gonna dress Randy up like Evel Knievel and shoot him out of a cannon. I don't want to go out of a cannon.

Yeah, a big cock-shaped cannon. Let's do it. Just promise me you're gonna do something special, something we've never done before. Promise. Yes! Wicked. All right, cheers, boys. Thanks for coming, everybody.

Happy. Cheers. Whatever. Happy 420. Happy 420. Have a good one. Wicked. All right. Cheers, boys. We're here. Thanks for coming, everybody. Happy. Cheers. Whatever. Happy 420. Whatever. Fuck that. Happy 420. Have a good one.

420.