Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 48 - Happy 420 Eve!

Episode Date: April 22, 2024

'Twas the night before 420, and all through the trailer... the Boys were getting high as f**k on TPB gummies and powder! Before they totally trainwreck for the weekend, they discuss porch pirates, reincarnation and muscle polish. Plus: Ricky thinks, therefore he is!

To watch the video of Perk After Dark, go to swear-not.com or go to the Trailer Bar Boys SwearNet app. Holy fuck, Bobbs, you ate like almost a whole bag of chips. I didn't eat the fucking things. Those are my chips. I was gonna fucking... I needed these for the night, man. That's why it's Z and not Zed. What? What are you talking about?

When did I say Z or Zed? What are you talking about, Rick? You guys asked me, is it Z or Zed, and I told you a big long story. You weren't paying attention. We didn't ask you that. I didn't ask you a fucking thing about letters. Okay, one of us, or two of us, have really fucked up.

Well, it's not me. It's not me, man. Maybe I just had that whole conversation in my head. It's called thinking, Ricky. So when you think about shit, you don't got to answer it aloud. Just keep it to yourself. But was it a conversation? Was there two people talking?

I thought I was talking with you guys, whether it's a Z28 or a Z28. What do you call it? Zed. I call it Zed as well. But when I'm doing the alphabet, it's Z. Here's another one. Just wait. I'm not done talking about this.

It's not. Because this could be a problem. Okay, I'm just done talking about this. That's not right. ABCD, ABC, HIDK, all right. Okay, don't, I was just gonna say ZZ Top. It's not ZZ Top, right? But it's Z28. But when you do the alphabet, you sing it, you say X, Y, Z. So who fucked up? The car people? I'm more concerned with who was having this conversation. It doesn't matter.

Well, it does raise questions. It was either me and me, or me and yous. Well, it wasn't... Either one of us have not talked about Z or Z all day. So it was in your head, but was two people talking, or were you just thinking? No, there were voices. Okay, so there's voice. Okay, I don't get buzz. I know, but

when you think, is it like a voice in your head? You know what I mean? When you're thinking. Yeah, when you're thinking. Is it like a little voice in your head going, me, me, me, me, me? No. What is your thoughts then? Is that a voice in your head or is it just, what is the thought?

If you're listening to a song in your head, is it just, what is the thought? If you're listening to a song in your head, Yeah. Is the guy singing or is he just, nothing? Just instruments. It's singing in my head. Let me think for one second. Did you lick my fingers, Ricky? No.

Gross, man. I moved forward and your finger went in my nose. Oh, Jesus. It's wet. No, no, no. It's wet. Get the fuck nose. Oh, Jesus. It's wet. No, no, no. It's wet. Get the fuck away from me, man. Okay, so let's go back to the thoughts in your head.

It's a voice, obviously, because I'm thinking of a song. My nose is a little wet. Sorry, man. No, my eyes are wet. That's a voice. So what the fuck is that? I don't, you know what? I don't like thinking. I never thought of it.

Now I can't tell if it's a voice or not. It's energy, man. Me either, that's why I didn't. It's energy, it's got to be energy, man, right? Or is this too deep? Rennie Descartes. Who's that? You don't know who Rennie Descartes is.

He's a philosopher. Okay. He said, I think, therefore I am. So. That is a why. He said, I think, therefore I am. So... That is a lot deeper than you realize when you first say it. What are you? What is it? This has been a weird back after dark so far.

It is, man. Did we start? Because you started it. Because you got the thing to start over. All right, Bumps. Why the fuck do you eat all my chips, man? I need those for dinner. I'm drinking.

I'm getting wasted tonight. Just took my bags, dude. Ricky, is it Z. I'm drinking. I'm getting wasted tonight. It's two more bags, dude. Ricky, is it Z or Zed? Depends what you're talking about. That's the way I've settled it, the argument. You didn't realize that we already talked about this? When? Oh, my God. So what's the deal with Z and Zed? Why?

Okay, we're not... You two both shut up. Welcome to the park After the Dark. I am Ricky. And I am Ricky. Oh, yeah. What's the name of the person talking in your brain? Is he Ricky as well, or is that another dude? Well, apparently sometimes it's you guys,

because I thought we had the conversation live. Are you hearing voices, like, loud and clear? I don't fucking know. Who cares? It's a good time, whatever's happening. But think about this. I'm having a fucking little party in my brain with or without you guys. Think about this.

The song Jolene. You can. Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Is that the French?

Jolene. Is that the French version? Think about that. You got her fucking Tali Dolly singing in your head. Tali. Tali Parton. You said Tali. I didn't say Tali.

It was Tali. Tali Parton. She's about 6'9". Anyway, bubs, you can hear the chick singing in your head. So what the fuck is that? You see, I like the Miley Cyrus version of that song. Oh, it's really good, man. No, you know who has the best version?

Who? Jack White. From the White Stripes. I never heard that. I haven't either. You never heard Jack White's version of Jolene? No, maybe not. Never.

Never. Pull it up. I'm gonna. Oh, it's fantastic. Pull it up. Pull it out. Pull it out. Here we Never. Pull it up. I'm going to. Oh, it's fantastic. Pull it up. Pull it out. Pull it out. Here we go.

Put it in. You know what I found out? What, man? You want to hear something cool about Jack White? You know when we were at Queens with Stone Age? Yeah. Josh told me this. What?

You know in Kingpin when fucking Bill Murray's got the fucking bowling ball with the rose in it? Yeah. Jack White owns that. He bought it. Sure. No, he fucking didn't. He bought that fucking... How do you know it's not a replica?

No, it's the one. It's got a certificate. Authenticity. Are you sure he fucking sang Jolene? Oh, here we go. Jack White? Just found him, man. Let's turn it up.

One, two, three. All right. I'm liking the sounds of this, bubs. Yeah, White will have kicked in. Listen to his voice. It's White Stripes, right? Yeah, that's cool. So that's the girl.

Does it really get going? This isn't the version I'm thinking of. It's a live version I'm thinking of. Are we gonna get two or five? Not if I stop it right now.

Alright, I thought it was alright, but I don't know if it beats dollies. That's not the version I was thinking of. Oh fuck, man, I mean... Well, nobody's version beats dollies, because that's the original. How fuck would it be, some guy's down around your bag, scalpel, tweezers, wrenches, and whatever the fuck else they use. Giving you a vasectomy and an earthquake hits. Ooh.

Whoa. Did that happen to somebody? It did. Pennsylvania guy. What happened? He wrote on X, formerly known as Twitter, by the way. A fucking earthquake happened in the middle of my vasectomy. Okay, so what did the guy...

Was there, like, spaghetti everywhere? I guess the doctor talked him through it, but, yeah, it was, uh... He talked him through it? He's like, I got you, man, I got you. It's a little shaky here, but everything's good. He was just talking through the whole procedure and kept the guy calm. That would be fucked. You know what I heard? Well, he just has to take the knife away through the whole procedure and kept the guy calm. That would be fucked.

You know what I heard? Well, he just has to take the knife away from your wiener until the shaking stops. I heard they don't even use the knife anymore. I heard they just puncture something into your bag and then it fucking does something and then you take it out. It does something. I don't know what the fuck it does.

It goes, and then, don't know. I don't know if it cuts it and burns it. It's like a robotic. But all I know is they don't fucking. I don't know if it cuts it and burns it. It's like a robotic. But all I know is they don't fucking take a scalpel anymore and cut you open and take the fucking spaghetti out. They don't take the noodle out and cut it? They don't take the noodle out and put the clamps to it? I heard it's pretty easy, but I don't know if I could do it, man.

Why not? You should do it, and we should film it. No, man, no fucking way. Like a public service video. No, man, no fucking way. Like a public service video. No, man. Some people have a hard time with it, and their fucking bag, their nuts, swell up to like cantaloupes or something. Well, you're not supposed to play with yourself for, what, a couple weeks?

A lot of people go right home. A couple weeks? A lot of people go right home and do it, and I guess that causes some problems. Might as well move into a fucking monastery for a couple weeks. That's what happened to Ernie Blackballs. Is that what happened to him? Didn't they chip off? They just dried up, didn't they?

He probably didn't have his balls removed. Who the fuck is Ernie Blackballs? You know, he bought that trailer off of Mrs. Portman. He had the vasectomy. He was out golfing, doing whatever the fuck he was doing. Bag turned black. His bag turned black and it just chipped right off. He got a petrified bag.

Just like it was frostbitten, man. You know, the digits. Just chipped right off. I think he actually probably got bit by a spider or something. And he doesn't, you know, he wasn't golfing. He was trying to fucking left-handed or right-handed jacking. He was, that guy jacked, man. He was a freewheeler.

He's a freewheeling jacker. I don't even know who Johnny Black Balls is. There was a rumor he could put his feet together and use that, his feet, to... He could jack off any way. He should have wrote a book on jacking. He could jack with his feet? Yeah.

I can't believe you watched him. Like, what a time, man. Fuck. Was that you that can do that, Ricky, and you're just making up this other guy? You totally tried to jack off with your feet, man. You know what? I don't think I can do it,

but I'm going to have to try now that I'm thinking about it. He's going to try tonight. You know it. I didn't see him do it, but I heard he could do it. He's a good party truck. Oh, he could can do it, but I'm tempted to try now that I'm thinking about it. He's going to try it tonight. You know it. I didn't see him do it, but I heard he could do it. He'd be a good party trick. Oh, he could definitely do it, man. Nobody I know is a better party trick than Donnie anyway. What was that?

He can punch holes in the drywall with his wiener. No, he can't. Donnie can. I've seen him do it. He gets his bird hard, puts his hands on his hips, and he puts it right through the drywall. You know what? Because he was putting water. He was getting it ready. He was preparing it, man. It was like soggy. No, it wasn't. Even if it's soggy, that's quite

a fucking feat. It wasn't soggy because when he put the hole in it, all the dust came out. It was wet. It wouldn't be done. You've got to hurt the knob. I don't know. Maybe he had a coffee stir stick or something taped to the underside of it. This is something that we could do.

Did you see the video of this? There's a porch pirate who dressed up as a trash bag. Yeah. That's a porch pirate. And he just creeped up to the fucking thing and took it. He's dressed up as garbage. A bag of garbage tied at the top and everything. And he just slowly moves up the porch, goes over the package,

and then the bag goes away and the package is gone. Imagine, man. I could see you doing that right now. Oh, man, imagine catching somebody doing that. We'd just kick the fuck out of them. Poor guy would be beat up in his garage bed. And then the police say, we have no suspects. Like, do you fucking think?

How do you put out that in bolo? What's a bolo? Be on the lookout. What? For a fucking... Be on the lookout would be bolo. Bolo? What?

Wouldn't be bolo. The fuck is that? That's a fucking police term. I've heard them say it about me. Be on the lookout, bolo? Those letters don't even match. No, man. Well, the the is silent. Be on the lookout. Be on the lookout, Bolo. Those letters don't even match. No, man. Well, the the is silent.

Be on the lookout. It would be bottle. B-O-T-L. You know what? I don't make up police lingo, okay? It's fucked. You can't get mad at me. I agree, it is fucked.

That's fucked up. The porch pirate guy was fucked. Check this out, man. A woman goes into a bank with a dead guy in a wheelchair and tries to take out a fucking loan with the dead guy saying he can't talk, he's sleeping. He was dead. Was she successful? No, man.

She was trying to get out 3,200 bucks. In his name? In his name. And he was dead. That's a weird fucking idea. She just said he's just quiet by nature. No? How come he smells like a rotten old fucking tuna? Mm-hmm.

That's fucked up. So is this woman that in Vegas she posed as a dentist, called herself the veneer experts, and she fitted a patient with false braces, and now her mouth is fucked and she got arrested and is getting sued. So I guess, remember we talked about trying to be dentists and opening up a little dental clinic?

I guess we better not do that. Depends on where you're at, man. I mean, you could take out teeth and shit like that, but we can't get into fucking braces. When are you going to open up? I didn't know about this. I thought we talked about it one time. When were you going to be a dentist?

You'd be Sam Lasko, for fuck's sakes. No, we stole a bunch of that shit, that freezing shit, and what do you do with it? Unless you freeze somebody's mouth. No, we try to inhale in it. It's not great. It doesn't do anything, man.

You've got to inject it right in there. You're going to like this story, Bubz. Did you hear about this rescue cat? His name was Thicken Nugget. Thicken Nugget. Thicken Nugget. I've never had that name on a cat before. He was 30 pounds.

So, like, guess what there, tubby? It's a big guy, man. You got to go for water therapy. What? What? So they sent him to this water therapy thing that fucking helps cats and dogs lose weight. And they swim. So at first he was kind of terrified, but now the fucker likes the water.

He's swimming and he's down to like 26 pounds. Nice. Nice going. He's a good kitty. He's gonna need a new name. He's a very good kitty. So you could open up a good kitty. It's got a new name. It's a very good kitty. So you could open up a good water therapy place here, Bubs. I will.

There he goes. I see a lot of overweight cats and dogs around here. I could have water therapy for kitties. You know what we could do? We could steal a dumpster, throw the little fuckers in there, fill it up with some water. Water therapy. Holy fuck, boys.

I forgot it's fucking equal to 19. Tomorrow's the big one. What? The Christmas day. Oh, 420. 420. It's 420. Ah.

Yeah. You're going to like this, buddy. Oh, yeah? I almost forgot about it. I got some for you. How'd you forget about that, Ricky? I didn't forget about it. I haven't been doing enough preparations.

Boys, all these years of negotiations and all this shit that I do, and you guys say I don't do a fucking thing, check out this free fucking box of shit. What the fuck is that? Free, boys. What the fuck is that? Well, Ricky, let me tell you. Let's start off with these

These are hemp Fucking blunt to man. I taste these fucking Vegas you can't get them in fucking orange. So our we're on the fuck. We're on these Look at that we got those All right, we've got our hemp. The flavor on these is fucking incredible. Rookie, you can mix your joints with these if you want. This is hemp cigarettes, or you can try to get off the butts. Yeah.

And gummies. Oh, my fuck. Green Bastard. We got orangey gummies. We got rum and cola gummies. Oh, yes. Which we're going to have right now. Pop a couple of these things in my mouth.

Well done. Gee, shit. Well done. Not only that, boys, the shit we throw in our drinks. I'm going to do that right now. The drinking answer. The drinking answers. Check this shit.

Now, this is a double dose, right? You got to remember that. Yeah, it's supposed to be only half that. You're going to be fucked. Well, so it's... Hopefully, I will, yes. So you put that in there like that. Mix it up.

So that's now 20 milligrams of... Fuck yeah. THC. That's good, man. And, man, this is going to be the best 420 ever. I'm telling you, this is why I wanted my fucking chips, boss. We're going through every fucking one of these. We're going through all of them.

Gummies. That's my goal. Tastes like cola. How many milligrams are those now? I don't know, 15? So you got 35 milligrams in you? Yeah, I'm going to as soon as I'm done with this drink. Well, you got 15 milligrams of CBD and...

So it's good for you. Yeah, 15 milligrams of Delta-9 THC. Shit's good, man. Can't get it in Canada. That's why they had to sneak it over to me. So when do we get paid? That's all you got to do is put it in a cooler and... I guess so.

But the money thing will come. We got it out there. Did you get paid anything? Who gives a fuck about money? Look at this shit. Exactly, bud. Oh, I give a fuck about it because I don't really ingest much of it. Well, maybe you should start.

See, that's your name on it. I don't want you to miss it. You should be drinking it. Throw it in your fucking glass. Delta 9, blue raspberry. Drink and answer. It's fucking good, man. Hold on.

I should be getting paid for that tonight. See that, Manila boys? Nobody needs two hands. Oh, nice going, man. Look at that thing, man. Oh, look at this. It even comes with a little wooden ramrod. So you don't have to use your...

Keep that right in the eye of your cock if you want, pups. Look at the glass filter. It's a glass filter. That's the heavy-duty shit. Mm-mm. What happened? Don't choke yourself to death, Ricky. All right, moving on.

What do we have next? I just want to say thank you for making tomorrow going to be an extra special day. That's great. No problem, man. That's what I'm here for. Taking care of business, bubs. Oh, man. Did you guys hear or see this fucking former writer, Howard Stern writer?

Mm-mm. Elise Jordana? She posted this live stream to YouTube and got in a crazy fight with her boyfriend. But I guess it's all on video. She was hitting the fuck out of him or something. But I can't. It was a real one. It wasn't like a.

I can't find it. It wasn't a fake one? No. It was a real fight? No, I guess not. But I can't find the fucking thing. The video won't load. Did she win the fight?

I don't know. I need to see it. That's what I'm saying. I thought maybe you guys could give me some fucking update here. Well, you're useless. Who's useless? Did you call this useless? All right.

He's useless. He's useless. Who is? I'm fucking very useful. Okay, Buffs. Did you ever hear of something called Body Integrity Identity Disorder, B-I-I-D? BID, yeah. Did you ever hear of that?

BID. It's fucked up shit, man. Is it ever? There's a guy in Quebec. I don't understand. There's a guy in Quebec. He grew up. Well, first, he asked the doctor to remove his fourth and fifth fingers

on his left hand because he felt like they didn't belong on his body. He went through his entire life fucking thinking, these two fingers, actually left, they don't belong on me. And he said, because of that, they eventually started burning and hurting all the time. So he's like, goes to the doctor, you got to remove the fucking things. They're like, you can't. So they went through all these psychological tests and shit. They were like, you know what?

Maybe we should move his fucking fingers. They removed his fingers because he was going to cut them off he worked at a sawmill he's like you know i'm going to just cut the fuckers jesus christ so he said the doctor's like no no no we should do this the right way so they did it remove them but he's as happy as fuck now no more nightmares no more pains nothing you know what it is i think what when you're getting reincarnated something fucks up and there's someone else's fingers he had so you believe in people getting reincarnated no but yeah you did just said that no i don't but i think if there was that maybe he ended up somehow getting the devil, you know. What if he had Hitler's fingers?

You know, then you're gonna be like, fuck, these don't, those two fingers are evil. I don't think they should be on me. Snap.

He might have had Hitler fingers. Yeah, you're right, man. Did you guys see that fucking kid? He's like 10 years old that goes on talking about

the universe and shit on the socials. No. It's fucking amazing, man. This kid, they call him, you ever hear of a star seed? It's something you were just talking about. These kids are growing up and they know all this information, but they've never learned it. They just know it. This guy rambles on about the universe.

Bob's like, he could take you on on a one-on-one. In what way? Oh, okay. No, not me. Fuck's sakes. Look it up. I'll send you the link, man. You can test that this guy... What, he knows about planets? He knows about how the

he said the planet, he said universe is endless and is being like it's growing at the speed of light. He said it's infinite, but it's just, like, it's growing at the speed of light. He said it's infinite. But it's just fuck, Bob. It's growing at the speed of light? Yeah. His mother's like, I don't know how he knows this shit.

He just knows shit. But there's a bunch of kids like that that just know shit. Or when she was pregnant, maybe she watched a lot of Discovery Channel and she could hear it. No, man. No. Maybe he was listening to Neil deGrasse Tyson when he was, you know. You know what they're saying? They're saying it could be something to do with reincarnation, that that shit could be real, and that,

you know what I mean? Starseeds are what they call these kids. Starseeds. Yeah. Did you hear about this fucking comic? I forget where she was from, but she had ass injections. Whoa. No, that sounds worse than buttocks. In the ass or the butt.

Buttocks injections. Yeah. What is that for? Make your ass rounder? Yeah. Give you a big badonkadonk. Well, the filler that was injected leaked, and then it solidified. Ooh.

So I guess she was on a flight to Canada, actually, and all it solidified. Ooh. Ooh. So she, I guess she was on a flight to Canada, actually, and all of a sudden her ass was, like, super hard. So she had Samantha. She had a flat ass.

Well, anyway, she had to have three quarters of her fucking buttocks removed. Whoa. Ass amputation. Jesus Murphy. It's just like those guys

that fucking inject their arms and shit. What the fuck is wrong with those guys? Do you do that? No, Bob's fuck off. You've got oil in there. A little bit. I've got oil in there.

You can tell, man. Their fucking arms are stretched out. How do you get the oil out of there? Don't they? You've got to keep it in there, I guess. I don't know if you get an oil change. You want a Jiffy Lube? Say, you know, give me an oil change.

Why aren't we going to make... Can't be good for us. It's not good. We were going to make stuff, you know, and sell it. What was it? Muscle cleaner? Muscle polish? Muscle lotion.

No, it was... Muscle rub. No, it was muscle cleaner, wasn't it? Muscle cleaner and muscle polish? I'm not sure, man. We should get a whole set of Julian Muscle products. Pops. We should get a whole set of Julian muscle products. Pops. We should.

There's like Canadian Tire sold Julian's muscle grease. All right. I mean, you know what? I'm in talks with the company, Pops. What? Their CBD muscle rub. I'm talking to them. No, I think like muscle polish.

You sell it right with the car polish. Why would you want to polish up your fucking muscles? Why do you do it? You polish yours. Don't fucking do it. People put oil on them for the little Mr. Universe. Yeah, but that's fucked. You put oil on yourself when you're watching.

No, I don't. Jesus Christ, boys. You oil up when you're watching weightlifting on TV. I've seen you. Yeah, because I watch it all the time. So you're just in a Speedo oiled up for no reason. No, Buzz. No, that's not real.

All I'm saying, there might be some money here with this fucking... What type of muscle grease would somebody like, you know, Charles Atlas or Joel Weed or what would they use? I don't know. I don't know what they'd use. You know, our laws are fucked, but they're not as fucked as in some places. Like this Russian influencer, she's going to get five years in prison for filming herself tickling the breast of a war statue. Whoa. Why?

Why is that five years in fucking prison? Say that again. This Russian influencer, she's going to get five years in prison for filming herself tickling the breasts of a war statue. What would that be called? Why is she getting arrested, Bob? Well, it's Russia, so who fucking knows? Maybe she obviously pissed off Vladimir Putin.

You know what they're also doing in Russia? They're starting to ban, like, dance music. If the music's too fast or the music's too slow, gone. You got to play in the middle. Because they think it's too Western sounding. So they're trying to get rid of all the Western shit over there. Like country Western? No, from us, from North America.

I wonder if Bubbles and the Shitrockers fits into the tempo they enjoy. The fast songs and the slow songs, you need like the middle songs, the ones in the... Good middle songs. You'll be okay. Just don't fuck. Country western.

What? I was just seeing you got born on April the 19th and there's one guy that you're gonna be pretty happy about. Me? Yep. April 19th. I don't know. Who is he? Dick Sergent got born on April the 19th.

Dick Sergent? Who the fuck is Dick Sergent? I don't know. Says he's from Bewitched. Bobby Corporal's fucking cousin. Oh, Dick, Dick, Dick. He's the guy. He's the one who was banging Bewitched. Who's that dude? He's Bobby Corporal's fucking cousin. Oh, Dick, he's the guy. He's the one who was banging Bewitched. He was that dude. He's Bobby Corporal's cousin. Jimmy Lieutenant.

I don't fucking know. I think Julian actually had a crush on this next little candidate. Who is he? Because I know it's probably... Robert Guillaume. Jane Mansfield. Jane Mansfield. Yeah. Damn right it'sume. Jane Mansfield. Jane Mansfield.

You're... Yeah. Damn right it's bad. Jane Mansfield. People don't understand when you're in jail, you get skin books. You get a lot of old ones, like from way back. She was part of one of my favorites. I didn't know she was in them. Was she in Playboy?

Yeah, she hit the... Oh. Hmm. Dudley Moore. He's pretty funny. Dudley Moore! He's dead, isn't he? Dudley Moore's been dead for years. Hmm. Dudley Moore? He's pretty funny. Dudley Moore! He's dead, isn't he? Dudley Moore's been dead for years.

2002. He was funny, though. Fuck, that shit's good. Do you remember the movie Arthur? We should watch Arthur tonight. All right. Remember he's the drunk, you know, Arthur? Today on this...

He was kind of like a lay... On this day. Wasn't he? Very lay-ish. In 1942. From South Africa. Edwin. Eddie.

Kramer. Eddie Kramer. Yeah. It's your little buddy's birthday today. Little buddy. Eddie Kramer's birthday. I got to call him up. Didn't you see him naked?

He did. Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Kiss, Rolling Stones, David Bowie, The Beatles. That's fucking crazy. Born in Cape Town. Yeah, and you called him a very harsh name. In fun. In fun. People have not seen it yet, but they will soon.

Ricky fucking verbally abusing. I didn't know he was a friend of yours. He did look a lot like Mr. Burns. Kind of. Anyway. Eddie Kramer, happy birthday. Woo! Right on, man.

Bernie Worrell from the Funkadelic, the keyboard player. Oh, yes. Tim Curry. Tim Curry. English actor. Al Unser Jr. Al Unser Jr. Al Unser Jr. Fucking crazy people.

One of these, Suge Knight. Suge Knight. Both of them, you know, drive cars over people. Ashley Judd. Ashley Judd. Jesse James from Monster Garage. James Franco. Julian.

Why did he say Julian? Fucking James Franco. No, I did he say Julian? Fucking James Franco. No, I'm just joking. Kate Hudson. There you go, hot. Eden Christensen. All right. Wow.

I got to take a thunder pass. Thunder pass. Ricky, we got to watch something out. This is happening in Australia. I'm sure it's going to start happening here soon. Australian supermarket uses GPS locators to discourage meat theft. They're putting some fucking trackers. Meat trackers.

On meat. Imagine that. We go down for fucking stealing meat. Fuck. But it's so fucking expensive now. I know. We can keep stealing. I don't think they're going to bring that technology.

I went to look at a fancy steak the other day. It was getting ready for 420. I think it was so fucking expensive now. I know, we can keep stealing. I don't think they're going to bring that technology. I went to look at a fancy steak the other day, and it was getting ready for $4.20. I think it was a ribeye. $26. Yeah, fuck that. What the fuck are you talking about? That was free. $26.

You get a fucking steak in a restaurant. Same price, cooked, seasoned, brought to your fucking table. Not for $26, Riggie. Have you been to the CAG lately? No, no. I haven't to the keg lately? No. No. I haven't either, but I saw the menu. There's no back door.

Yeah. The keg's not a good one. Especially in expensive restaurants that don't have a back door. It's not a good one to, you know what I mean, bail. Hog and jog. Hog and jog. Hog her down and jog out of there. Isn't that what they call it?

Sounds good, man. Makes sense. All right, are we done now? Because I've got to go get some more chips. Probably some more booze. All right, I've got to get some more of these. Because tomorrow, tomorrow's going to be a day. No, Ricky, today.

Say goodbye, Ricky, and promise people that you're not going to overdo it. No, we're starting today, and we're going all day tomorrow. So, yeah, you're not going to overdo it we're starting today and we're going all day tomorrow so yeah I'm not going to sleep tonight anyway I'd be so excited

it's like when Santa's coming I never sleep that's right we're going to sit and get fucked up with this dude today and tomorrow

if that guy can start smoking by the end of the day that'd be cool alright say goodbye see you guys cheers we'll see you next year well no not next year the next year before the next Okay, that'd be cool. All right, say goodbye. See you guys, cheers.

We'll see you next year. Well, no, not next year. The next year before the next 420. Go get some of these things, please. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to swearnet.com or download the Swearnet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off.