Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 48 - Randy Snugglebeans

Episode Date: April 25, 2022

The Boys might be recovering from 420, but they're on fire today! They solve the mystery of the Loch Ness Monster, sue Marvel for ganking the Green Bastard's look, and figure out how to pop your lung while pulling your goalie. Also: Why is Julian sexting Randy?

I'm not recovered boys. Well, I'm feeling a little bit better. 420. That was a fucking crazy one this year. Not for me. I wonder how many brain cells we've lost in the last few days. Pretty much mine are done. I gained some.

You didn't gain some. I gained some brain cells. I was taking some of those brain pills. Well, here's what fucked me the most. I didn't realize that 420 is also National Cheddar French Fries Day until this year. So I probably didn't need to eat ten helpings of cheddar fries and poutine fries and cheeseburger fries. You were fucking nuts. We couldn't stop you, man.

I don't like the word helpings. Servings? Don't like that word either. No, unless you just ate a shit ton of cheese fries. Plates. Plates. Plates. Alright, ten plates of shit covered fries. I feel like I might have put on about 80 pounds too.

No. You didn't. I've got a scale in your chair. Built in scale that I monitor your vitals with. There's a great invention. What? Scale chair. Yeah.

As you're eating, you get a readout, and you're like, no. I've had enough. I've had enough. I'm up three pounds. And they should have one on the toilet, too, in the toilet seat. Yeah. That's a lot of food, man. You're gaining three pounds sitting there.

That's a good idea. A lot of food. I'm going to start doing that. there. That's a good idea. A lot of food. I'm going to start doing that. I'm going to weigh myself before I eat, after I eat. I'm going to weigh myself before I... And after I... What's the... Poop.

Well, you could do it after your other... But you probably wouldn't... You'd have to eat a pretty detailed scale. I don't think that weighs very much. What's the wham? What's that one you're talking about? I know what he's talking about. I missed it.

The other wham is... Taking a piss? No, the other stuff that comes out. Oh, Ricky, man. You're not going to weigh yourself before you jack and after you jack. It was his idea i was talking about poop that wasn't my idea what do you think about that i said put a scale on the toilet in the toilet if you're gonna gain that's like what the 1300 calories per pound so you're eating

a lot of fucking food you gain three well no i mean it depends on how dense, you know, if you ate a fucking, you know, like a fruitcake, those things weigh about 20 pounds. So if you ate a whole fruitcake, you'd gain 20 pounds. Yeah. You might poop

10 or 20 of it out or 15 of it out. Boom! You've been hanging out with Randy too much. How many calories in a plate? How many calories

do you think was in a big plate of those cheeseburger fries? Oh, fuck, man. It depends on the food. No, it was the cheese. French fries, burger, cheese. Half a pound of cheese.

A shit ton of gravy. I think you're looking at 2,000 calories, maybe. 3,000. Yeah, I'm definitely. Oh, I think so. Per plate, Rick. Per plate. Yeah.

I would have to say the gravy, half a pound or three quarters of a pound of cheese and, you know, about a full bag of fucking french fries. Deep fried potatoes. It's got to be two or three thousand calories. Why does, like, stop texting me that I owe fucking money for lot fees, Randy. Like, fuck off. How many texts have you sent me in the last two days? He's just hoping you'll send him back a kissy face emoji. 27 texts.

Just send him back an XO and you're good for another month. Send him back a kissy face emoji. Is that what you guys do? I don't communicate with Randy. Is that what you do? I say, yeah, I'll Is that what you do to see- I say, yeah, I'll get it to you soon, cutie pants. And I put a kissy face emoji and he leaves me alone for-

But I mean, if you did it, he'd leave you alone for- He'd either leave you alone or he'd- Cutie pants? Whatever. Just give him a nice name. Hot pants. Snuggle Beans. Whatever. Snuggle Beans. Okay, Snuggle Beans. Okay, Snuggle Beans beans give him a kissy

face emoji should go no i'm not doing that you should give him an erection emoji that's what he's gonna have as soon as he gets that isn't that like the fucking which one do you put in there eggplants put it what should i put an eggplant yes do that put an eggplant separate one eggplant what does eggplant mean? Cock. Just. But what does it mean? It doesn't mean I want your cock right now. No, no.

It's just. Hey. Cock out there? Yeah. Hey. Here's. Okay. Here's a cock emoji for you.

Okay. Just a sec. Fuck. All right. He's going to leave you alone now. Oh, yeah. maybe two months. Maybe 10 seconds. On lot fees.

Okay. He's going to text you right back and say, Julian, are you sure you meant to send this to me? No, he's going to love it. I'm going to put an XO at the end of it. Do it. There we go. Did you send it?

In his mind, you... I was just joking. I've never sent him a guest emoji in my life. Did you send it? In his mind, you... I was just joking. I've never sent him a guest emoji in my life. Are you fucking kidding me? In his mind, you're probably dating right now. And the... For fuck's sake. The eggplant emoji.

All right, all right. You want to hook up and rub weeders together? I'm going to tell him to fuck off. Will that help it out? No, it's too late now. Sorry, Randy. You sent that to the wrong person. Wrong person.

Oh, he's going to cry. Who else do you send texts to about lot fees, though? No, I didn't mention lot fees. I just called him Snuggle Beans or whatever, fucking threw Nexamo at the end of it. What you got to say is sensitive. Julian's dating Randy. I'm not dating Randy. I'm trying to get him off my fucking back.

Fuck him. You're going to get him on your back. You know what I'm going to do? Literally. You can block people too, right? Oh, yeah. You can block people. No, don't block Randy.

All right. We'll see what he says. That'd be a crushing blow. You know what's fucked up, boys? What? I've been trying to figure this out. You know how you're right right hand or left hand array left and right hand most people you guys are right in it some people are ambidextrous i'm

close okay fuck those people they're ambidextrous okay you're also just like your left hand and right hand your ear and your fucking eyes are left and it and right what about your balls they might be that's not in this. Yes, it would be because one does hang lower than the other one. Which one? It's different per person. Are you sure? Yes.

Does one manufacture more swimmers than the other, I wonder? Don't know. Probably. I heard it's one ball hangs a little bit lower. It does. That's true. It's always the left one I heard. I don't know.

That's a scientific fact. If you're left-handed, the right one hangs lower. Fuck. It does. That's true. It's always the left one I heard. I don't know. That's a sign of the fact. If you're left-handed, the right one hangs lower. Jesus Christ. He's calling me. Randy is? Yes. You got them all horned up. Fuck yeah.

Answer it. I'm not fucking talking to him. Come on. Oh, man. Probably wants to go through my system. So your ears and your eyes are? Your ears and your eyes are left-handed, right-handed kind of thing. I can see better.

So one's stronger than the other. How can we test this? I don't have to. My right eye is stronger than my left. Are you sure? 100%. For fuck's sakes. He wants to date.

He wants to go on a date, doesn't he? Are you serious? Exclamation point, exclamation point. Do you want to go out and get a burger together? What did you expect when you sent him basically, that's like a deck pack, basically. It's basically like you sent him a deck pack. He's probably over there right now. Very excited to be dealing with you, Julian.

Capital, bold letters. Fuck off. Where did you get this double cop, Ricky? Done. Uh, I think it might be an old set of binoculars. What the fuck is that? Double cop. What? Why?

So you can drink out of it and pour the other one on your shoulder. You can have two different drinks. Yeah, but Ricky, you can't, because when you drink this one, this one's going to pour out. Not if you have a lover beside you. Oh, is that what it is? It's a love cup. It's a love mug.

So you and your lady can drink coffee together. Squish your ears together. Bella Lugosi. Remember that fucker? I do remember that i do vampire knees he was an actor and you thought he was actual the real jack dracula right at one time i did yeah oh yeah if you listen to that song you put the speaker by yeah you can have it go see you ever hear that one bubs you can have out of body experiences it experiences. It's pretty fucked up. What? If you're high enough, yeah. Bela Lugosi. What is that?

How did we find that song? Anyway, that fucker. Bela Lugosi's dead, isn't it? You know what? He was so into being Dracula that he was buried in the whole ghetto as if he was Dracula. So he thought he was. So he might resurrect.

He might what? He might resurrect. Oh. Call me Rattrick. Jesus, man. What did you think I said? I thought you meant once he was dead, he could still get erect. Maybe.

We've got to find that song, man. I think it's just called Bella Lugosi's Dead, isn't it? By who? I can't remember. But, man, if you listen to it baked, like super baked, and you have speakers. I guess you could use headphones, but I had speakers right beside my ears, and I was flying around. Fucking super, super talk. What?

You know what? I can't believe there's a tune out there that Ricky and I have heard, and you haven't. I don't know this particular song. Did you hear about the, last weekend was Easter, wasn't it? Yeah, it was. Yes. Did you hear about the parent in Austin, Texas? She was dressed up as

Easter Bunny and inadvertently handed out Easter eggs stuffed with condoms at an elementary school. What? How the fuck did that happen? Well, she went to pick up her kids. She works at a pharmacy and she was handing out eggs

with condoms in them For safe sex shit Oh Jesus But then she had a bunch Of other egg stuff with candy For the kids at the school But she ran out So she said to her husband Bring me some more eggs

And he brought her The eggs with condoms in them Is this it? Was it called Bela Lugosi's dead? Listen to this All fucking big Turn of your mind pups

Freaky the fuck out, bubs. Yep. What was it called? Bela Lugosi's Dead. Yes! I'm fucking one for it. We heard of a song you haven't, bubs. Oh, look, it's got my shoulder going.

Oh, yeah, man, when you're super high and you got this crank beside your earlobes, you almost drove off the road when we were listening to this thing. It's fucking trippy, man. Freaks you out, man. Well, it's all out of time and shit. That's why it freaks you out

when you're high. I mean, it was out of time. No, I mean it. Is it? There's a delay on the drums, but it's not the same time as the tempo of the song. So he's hitting it and it's echoing out of time with the actual tempo oh yeah now i hear it yeah man

and it's changing actually the the delay time is speeding up and slowing down it's a whole technique whoa string glisses that's that what they're called? Taking a peck and grinding it down the strings with guitar. Yeah. That's all they're doing there, and there's some delay on that. Is there words? Is there words right here? It's for the song that I remember there was, yeah.

All right, I'm going to go. I'll go ahead here. This might be the wrong song. I was getting. No, this is it, man. I remember being trippy like this. If you guys want to make trippy music like this, we can do this all day long. Yeah, there we go.

That guy's fucked. Yeah, this is it. That's it, man. Who's the band? Paws. Oh, The Boss. If you haven't heard... I know The Boss, but I don't know the song.

You just don't know the song, buddy. All right, that's enough of this. Did you guys see that fucking fiery crash in Minnesota? Nope. Oh, man. Oh, I did. Maybe they can find video of it, but this car's coming on an on-ramp, and he loses it, goes down on the grass,

and fucking comes right out into the highway, hits this fucking truck, and the truck kind of turns off and almost goes right off an overpass and just bursts into fucking flames. I don't know how he didn't go right off. It looks like

an action movie. You'd like it. But the fucking driver was okay somehow. It was fucking... Well, if you eliminate the fire, it's not, you know,

too crazy of an actual crash. It's the fire that... It looks like he's going to go right off. Oh, yeah. You think he's going over but the guardrail shoots him back on. It's the fire that... It looks like he's going to go right off. Oh, yeah, you think he's going over, but the guardrail shoots him back on.

It does look like just boom, right in the flames. The gas tank's right on the sides at the bottom, right? Yeah, the gas tank didn't like that impact. It was like, no, fuck you, I'm blowing up. I don't think... How much does it cost to change your name? Five or ten bucks. No, it's more than that, Ricky.

How much do you think? It was five or ten bucks in the 70s when you tried to change your name to Chico Montez. No, the old man tried to change our last name. I thought he said it was only five or ten bucks and he didn't have it. That was in the 70s. Yeah. We were little kids. Is it more now?

Yes. I'd say, what, 500, 1,000? I don't think it would be 1,000. I'd say, what, 500, 1,000? I don't think it would be 1,000. This dude over in England, he changed his name to Tim Price, but he's got 10 Ps and then R-I-C-E for telemarketers just to fuck them. He wants to fuck them. How many calls are you getting that you're like,

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What is he? He's just a whalecock. I saw that, actually. It's pretty convincing when you see it. It's a what? It's a whalecock. A whalecock? A whalecock is about...

Gigantic. Yeah, it's about 12 feet long, and it just goes like this and smooth, round in. And it bends over just like... And it bends over just like Nessie. Just search up whale cocks poking out of the water. So that's what it was the whole time. It could be. They're just saying it could be.

If you see the pictures I saw of a whale upside down, his cock sticking out of the water, it looks just like Ellie. Is it Ellie? Nessie. So it goes up like this, has a little beak, and he's like, that's his cock. No, no.

He doesn't have a beak. It's just a... It goes up and bends over just like his neck. It looks just like the fucking... Just Google Loch Ness Monster Whale Cock. Whale penis. It'll have the pictures next to each other. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what they have. It has the pictures next to each other? Loch Ness Monster Whale Penis. Fuck. Whale penis. It's probably in your history. It's not inale Penis. It's probably in your history. It's not in my fucking history. Whale Penis is definitely in your history.

Penis is for sure. What is this? Loch Ness Monster Whale Penis. L-O-C-H-N-E-S-S. Loch Ness Monster Whale Penis. Whale. And you'll see the two pictures side by side and it's very convincing.

It's uncanny. Is that a word? That's pretty good, man. Uncanny. Uncanny. Uncanny. Uncanny. Uncanny. Uncanny.

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Uncanny. Uncanny. Uncanny. Uncanny. Uncanny. You know what I mean. It's coming up. It's loading up. There's no way around that one, boys. Okay, here's... All right. All right, let me see. We got the whale face coming up.

Whale face? According to a new theory, his head. Oh, yeah, a new theory. That's good. It's a new theory. Fuck, I got all kinds of shit going on here, boys. People communicating with you today. Yeah, that could be a whale penis.

No, that's... Okay. That is a whale penis. That's not a whale penis. This is not giving me anything, man. Just go to images. You don't got to go into a whole fucking video news story where you can beat it to. Just go to images.

I'm going. I'm going. Just a second, man. Images. Images. just go to him i'm going i'm going just a second man images what the fuck guys like i don't need to see that but that is fucking vile it's big though it looks just like it looks like nasty though where'd it go it looks like nasty doesn't it no it looks like kids boys it looks exactly like nasty it's not getting fuck off i'm trying to get the images and it keeps coming up it wants to show me that. Okay, here's a good one. Show me. Show. Show me the money.

Boys, it's not. It's not. All right. If you're a Scottish dude, you're fucking drunk looking at the water. And that thing's flapping around out there. And that thing's flapping around in the water. Yeah, man. You're going to think it's fucking.

Or if it's just going along, you know. Yeah. If he's just got it pointing up and it's bent over and he's just, you know. I wonder what that would feel like. If you're underwater and just your penis is sticking out. Breaking news. Ricky, you've done it in the tub, haven't you? Oh, I'm poised.

That's a whale penis. Like, let me see. Why are you disgusted by it? Yeah, see, that's the Loch Ness Monster. That's a cock. That's the Loch Ness Monster. That's a whale cock. That's a beautiful, beautiful cock.

If you shot that in black and white from a distance, grainy picture, you might think that's a serpent, a sea serpent. I would definitely think it's a serpent. A sea serpent. I would definitely think it's a serpent. Look at the fucking thing. I wouldn't think it's a whale penis. That's nothing coming at you. It'd scare the fuck out of you. I don't know why you would imagine that.

Well, unless you're into them. It's a big fucking fleshy. If you were a girl whale, you might think it's a nice look. Oh, if you were a lady whale, you might think it's a nice look. Oh, if you were a lady whale. Lady whale. Lady whale. Might give it a little lick. What?

You'd give it a lick? No, if you were a lady whale, wouldn't you give it a lick? I don't know if they... Do they lick things, man? Whales, all whales will lick things. They got huge tongues. Orcas do. You've seen orcas stick to tongues.

Oh, yeah, they got a big tongue. Great big fucking tongue. They probably... Probably licking those things. Boys, I don't think whales suck each other off, okay? Orcas are not sucking off a whale. We said little... They will eat it.

Oh, they got too big of teeth. They couldn't do a... Not all whales. Do they? I think sperm whale. He doesn't got any teeth, does he? Imagine what he's got swinging. What if he could ram it in a blowhole?

I'd say there's some dirty-ass fucking wheels and fucking blowholes. There was a guy caught at the zoo in one of the zoos over in England, and he was banging Freddy. Freddy who? Freddy the Dolphin. Are you serious? Yeah. He got caught doing it with his blowhole.

Jesus. Google it. I'm definitely not Googling Freddy fucking the blowhole. Jesus. Google it. I'm definitely not Googling Freddie fucking the blowhole. Google Freddie the Dolphin and... Sucks. I think even just Freddie the Dolphin will bring it up.

Freddie the Dolphin. I think his name was Freddie. Maybe that was the guy's name. Did you hear about what happened in Quebec? The Quebec Ministry of Health and Social Services sent a link that was intended to point to the latest COVID-19 figures. Instead, it took people to a Pornhub foot fetish video.

Oh, that's a big fuck up. The guy that sent out that link obviously has a foot fetish, I guess. But yeah, that's a bad fuck up. That's a great. So what was Buddy doing that's a great so what was buddy doing like fucking obviously googling it or doing something he was probably watching porn hub and then he pulled up the other one and meant to you know click it and so that he could copy and paste it but he clicked the wrong url yeah that's a bad fuck up but you might want to double check it before you send it out and the fact that the link would have said www.pornhub.com backslash foot foot ram me

all right buddy that fuck freddie the dolphins blowhole he got off charges he was clear he got off all right yeah so he yeah so he announced everybody that he was gonna go for a celebratory fucking swim with freddie he's gonna bang him again probably try not to fuck him this time oh my god what is wrong he did it though right like yeah what would you charge him with though sticking his dick in the fucking dolphin's blowhole, man. Is that illegal? Yes. It's a bestiality or something. Yes, there you go.

You can't go around banging animals. Banging animals, man. Jesus. Was the dolphin put off by it? No, I think Freddy fucking enjoyed it, actually. He's going for a swim

with Freddy. Freddy wouldn't know what the fuck was going on. Dolphins are horny, man. Freddy would just be like, fuck, I can't breathe. No, Freddy will be going, it's your turn, pal. He's going to fucking take his little nose and take the old speedo down from dude. And ram his bottle nose up.

Exactly. Mr. Cooper's arse. Freddy's going to get payback. He's going to ram his bottle nose up Mr. Cooper's arse. That's right. Freddie's going to get payback. He's going to ram his bottle nose up Mr. Cooper's arse. That's right. All right. This was a headline that you could either ignore or you could read. What would you guys do?

Young man lands in ICU after freak masturbation incident. I had to read on. What was that? This is the headline. Young man lands in ICU after freak masturbation incident. Would you read on? No. Yeah.

How do you accidentally? What happened? That's a weird one. This is a kid in Switzerland. God. He started getting these crazy chest pains and shit, and he couldn't breathe right, so he went to the hospital. And he had tore his lung,

and air was leaking inside his chest cavity from ferocious masturbating. What? He's like... So bad that it... How did you fucking punch it in your lung? Just overworked it too much. He must have been going for a reach around on himself and twisted

too far because you couldn't just tear it from ferocious jacking. He must have been like dancing or something and just, I don't know. No, I think if he was like trying to do a reach around around his back, like a behind the back maneuver. A reach around behind the back, Buzz?

What the fuck are you talking about? I'm just trying to think how he could have got into a weird enough position that he tore his chest. I think he tore his lung from just his lungs going in and out too much. Oh, he was breathing so hard. Yeah. He blew his lungs up. I thought he got in a weird position and it tore a hole. I've never really been out of breath doing that sort of thing.

There's got to be more to the story, man. No. No? He just was jacking so hard and ferociously that yeah tore his lung he popped his lung but i mean you can you can run you can sprint you know you can be breathing so heavy that you pass out and you don't blow your lungs up there's something more to that story, man. Well, maybe you're right. Maybe it was some weird reach-around technique. If he was doing a weird... How does he... What, so his dick would go right around his body?

No, no, his arm. He's trying to put his arm right around to the front somehow. Okay, can you touch my arm, my finger right here? See? No. I'm not saying he did. I'm saying he was trying and tore his lung open. You could reach around under this way.

Boys, I don't know if it was a reach around that fucked his lung or not. Ricky, put your leg up on the table and see if you can get under to get an overhang grip. I think people want to know this, Rick. What am I going to do? Put your foot up there and see if you can do a reach around. An underneath with an overhang grip. From behind. See if you can.

Coming through. Yeah. Get your leg up. You got to get a leg up, though. That's how your lung would get fucking torn. What, like this? Yeah, see? That's easy then.

That's easy. Then it opens it right up. That was not. I like the way you went around your back. Like this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's probably how he was doing it. I don't know.

That doesn't do anything to my lungs. Or maybe behind the head. Bent over and right down. Boys, I don't think the reach around was the problem here. It could have been a cross. Yeah, I'm feeling something in my lungs now. I don't know. It's freaky.

Boys, can we get a hold of this dude and ask him? We could try. We should try to hunt him down. Ask him how he... You should talk to him and fucking this guy who's Mr. Cooper. See what the fuck is Mr. Cooper. He's the dolphin fucker. He's the dolphin fucker.

He fucked Willie. No, Freddie. Not Freddie. Willie was a whale. He didn't... He didn't fuck Willie. No, Freddy. Not Freddy. Willie was a whale. He didn't... He didn't fuck Willie. Willie bite him in half. Free Willie.

Free Willie died. Did he? Yeah, poor cocksucker. What the fuck happened to him now? They put him back in the, you know, back in the wild and he... Didn't know how to eat. Didn't know how to eat. He starved to death. Poor Willie.

It's the dangers of fucking keeping fucking animals in captivity, boys. Yeah. Fucking horrible. So you got born on the April 22. Robert Oppenheimer, father of the atomic bomb, Manhattan Project. Good going, dude. Good going there, bud bud now you might have blew up the world aaron spelling he's dead yeah he was a charlie's angels producer he was the spelling

bee champion of america too what the who the fuck bet? American pin-up model? Betty Page. Betty Page. She's considered the queen of the pin-ups. Yeah, Ricky, you'd know her. What? To see her, yes. She was a good-looking lady?

Yeah, she kind of, you know, blonde hair, I think. Or was Betty Page... Betty Boo? Maybe I'm thinking of Betty Boop. Betty Page. Betty Boop had dark hair. Betty Page kind of looked like Marilyn Monroe-type looking lady, and she was like the pin-up model. I don't think so, man. No? She had dark hair. Betty Page kind of looked like Marilyn Monroe type looking lady. And she was like.

I don't think so, man. No? She had dark hair, dude. Betty Page, dude? Betty Page is, yeah. Maybe I'm thinking of Betty White. Was she related to Jimmy? When was she?

How old is she? Is she dead? She's dead. Oh, yeah. Betty Page would have been a pinup model. She got born in 23. She'd be 100 next year. She was a pinup model in the 40s.

Good looking. Femme woman. Did she have blonde hair? Nope. She didn't? Maybe you can say that she was the dark-haired Marilyn Monroe of bubs. Yeah, maybe. Fucking Charlotte Rae.

She's also dead. Who's Betty Page? Oh, that's Betty Page. That's Betty Page. Jimmy Page's daughter. Mother. That's Betty Page. Jimmy Page's daughter. Mother. That was exciting. Edna Charlotte Ray, she was Edna on Facts of Life.

Yes. Mrs. Garrett. She was also a singer and dancer. Didn't know that. Mrs. Garrett. Ricky. She almost lived to be 100, too. She was fantastic on Facts of Life and on Different Strokes.

You think so? You take the good, you take the bad, you take it all, and there you have the Facts of Life. The Facts of Life. Who did you like on that show? I liked Joe Polnacek. Yeah. I liked Blair Warner. I liked Tootie.

What about... I liked Natalie. Did you like George Clooney? I did like George Clooney. He was all right. I don'totie. What about... I like Natalie. Did you like George Clooney? I did like George Clooney. He was all right. I don't remember him. I didn't even know he was on that show. Yeah, he was like a repairman. You know we're talking about who you'd bang on the show. You just said you'd bang George Clooney.

No, who I liked as a character. To bang. Not to bang. I didn't want to bang George Clooney. He was the repairman at the school, wasn't he? He's done well, huh? Ed Nagara. Glen Campbell got born on this day.

Do you like him? I love Glen Campbell. He's good. Glen Campbell. Fantastic. Guess who else? Who? Can't wait.

Here's Daddy. Jack. No, no, it's not Here's Daddy. Here's Johnny. Here's daddy. Jack. No, no, it's not here's daddy. Here's Johnny. That was a different version. No, it wasn't. That was on Pornhub. Yeah, Jack Nicholson, man.

Jack Nicholson, one of the greatest of all time. As far as the acting goes. He was fucking, he's a good one. Best Jack Nicholson movie. Fuck, that's tough. No, it isn't. Cuckoo's Nest? Cuckoo's Nest.

Or Shining? Cuckoo's Nest. Yeah, like Shining was good too. But I don't know though. He was also good in that cop. Oh, fucking Few Good Men? Pretty good in that. Can't handle the truth.

That was based on a true story. The Departed? He was fucked and good in The Departed? Fuck. Thank you, man. There's not many movies he sucked in, I guess, i guess is there no he didn't suck in any movies postman always rings twice him and jessica lang doing the dirty chinatown chinatown he was in chinatown he was in um something's gotta give that was probably one of his weaker movies. Well, it's still good.

Still good. As good as it gets. Oh, Witches of Eastwick. He was the fucking devil. Yeah. He was great in that, but Cuckoo's Nest, I think. He was the Joker at one time. He was the Joker.

Was he the best Joker? No. No, I don't think he was the best Joker. He was pretty good. Remember Jim Carrey was the Riddler? Oh, yeah. See what the new Riddler looks like? No.

Green bastard. Really? They got him in a pack in the exact same gear I wear. In the ring. Google the new Riddler. I'm checking out who fucking Jack Nichols has banged in his life. He has been known as one of the most sexual people some of these chicks have ever met. Steve Fawcett, American adventurer, first person to fly solo non-stop around the world in a balloon.

Disappeared in 2007 in a plane crash. Jesus. Google the new Riddler. The new Riddler? Yes. Who the fuck is it? It doesn't matter. Just look what he looks like.

And tell me they didn't fucking steal it from me. Peter Frampton. Peter Frampton. Frampton comes alive. What was that weird? Do you feel like we do? Show me the way. It's the new Riddler, man.

Did you see him? Just a sec. Oh, yeah. What are you saying? The new Riddler. Yeah, but what about him? Is he wearing his green stuff? He's wearing his green stuff.

You're telling me he doesn't look like the Green Bastards? Holy fuck, he does. And I can't bring up this last person. He looks like the Green Bastards. Show Ricky. He's got a majorly new look. Let me have a looker. Look, Ricky. He's got a majorly new look. Let me have a looker. Look, Ricky.

Yeah, man. Oh, that's fucking Green Bastard. That's unknown. That's Green Bastard. That's the regular. Look at my suit. Marvel. It's Steinberg on the fucking phone.

We're going after them. That is definitely the Green Bastard. Those cocksuckers. Motherfuckers. They could have just hired me to do it. Well, they can at least give us some free tickets to the movie. You probably would have been better. I could have played the red light.

All right, you know what? I'm going to talk to Steinberg today about this. All right. So do cats think? What? What? Do cats think? The book says do cats think?

Yes. Sometimes I look at a cat and I'm like, is he thinking shit or is he just Of course they think. in space. No, cats think, Ricky. Sometimes I look at a cat, I'm like, is he thinking shit? Of course they think. In space. No, cats think, Ricky. They're constantly thinking. All right, what are we going to do today? Let's watch a Doc Nicholson movie, listen to some Peter Frampton.

Randy just asked me, do you know the Steve Miller band? What the fuck? He wants you to listen to Steve Miller. That's the soundtrack he wants when you guys go to the bedroom. I gotta block him, man. He's gonna be driving me fucking crazy. Nice idea, but thanks for the advice. Don't lead him on. It wasn't my idea. You got me to

lead him on now. I did not. Okay, boys. Alright, that's it. Fuck off, Randy. I'm outta here. Talking to Steinberg. We're gonna sue the Riddler. That's my day. Fair enough.

All right. The Riddler's going down. Maybe I should have a nap first. See the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer. Go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app.