Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 48 - Sunnyvale 420 Special

Episode Date: April 20, 2023

Roll a 36-paper joint (yup, you read that right), and join Ricky, Julian and Bubbles for a Sunnyvale 420 celebration! There's a feast of TPB chips and gummies, Mo's homegrown weed, and plenty of high-as-f**k chat. Plus: The Boys plan their own 420 festival for 2024 - TRAILERSTOCK! 

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. And then the dog chomped right down on his nuts, Julius. Poor fucker. Is he alright? What the fuck is going on in here? Ricky! Rick! Why is it going on in here? Ricky! Rick! Why is it so dark in here?

Here, sweet. Rick! What the fuck? Why is it so dark? Ricky! Oh, he's got little disco lights going. He must have been partying. Did you try the light switch?

I tried it, man. Oh, flick it again. He's got fucking extension cords all over the place, Bubs. Well just switch. Rick! Is he, okay, he's got some weed plants in here. Gay! Rick! He's got some weed plants in here. Gay!

Ray! Fuck, he's right here, Julian. Ricky! Ricky! You alright, man? What are you doing? I must have passed out. don't know I got fucking paranoid I got too high I was too high to sleep

Rick the whole fucking trailer is hot box man how many joints did you smoke bud? six six? six paper

so 36 paper joints well we gotta do the thing it's 420 Shaw I thought that already happened. No, we... No, you were getting ready for it, bud. Here, we got some presents for you. Look, I got chips. Come on.

Err, chips. Come on. I'll turn on the fucking lights. How do you turn on the lights, Rick? Light switch. Light... Okay. Your light switch is fucked. That would have been helpful right out of the gate, Julian. I fucking... I flicked it, bubs. Jesus, Murphy. You don't know how to work a fucking light switch is fucked that would have been helpful right under the night. I flicked it Bob's Jesus Murphy, you don't know how to work the fucking light switch. Yeah, your mama knows how to work one fuck. It's been a rough go

Yeah, here sit down Rick We got lots to talk about do we Well, we've got some gifts for you man. Oh, we didn't do the show yet. No, we're doing it right now. We're doing it now. We do have lots to talk about then. I thought we already did it. Look at this, Ricky.

Our chips. Look at that. Awesome. There's those pickles. I need to do some edibles. Try to come down here a little bit. Get them in you. But, well, I don't know. We've got you some gifts here, dude.

All right, catch up. Nice. Look at the potato. These fucking edibles are awesome. You're doing more drugs? I need to come down. Well, do you want still want all these or what? Is that Moe's?

This is King. Yeah, that's the stuff, Moe. What or what? Is that Moe's? This is King. Yeah, this is the stuff, Moe. What is that, King crazy? Moe's fucking long. Kamikaze. Kamikaze. Moe's a good little grower. Should he be growing dope, though, and putting it in little jars and labeling it?

It's legal now, man. I know, but it's not legal for a fucking child to be doing it right. Ping-pong. Why, but it's not legal for a fucking child to be doing it, Ricky. Bing bong. Why? Because it's illegal. They're growing fucking carrots. Carrots don't get you rigged. Fuck, Ricky.

What should I do? I need to eat one of them. This one says grampy favorite. Oh, yeah. He's got the, he spelled favorite wrong. You should correct him, Ricky, when he's got spelling mistakes. That's right. That's not right.

Try that, Ricky. Ketchup chip. Delicious. Durban. Paisen? What the fuck is that? Let me see. Just a second.

I'm going to smell it. Oh, yeah. That smells like an orangey kind of thing or something. Like orange? Citrus? Citrus? Citrus? Durban poison. Smurfed.

He's got a T at the end of smurf. Smurfed. Yeah, I love him. How's that one smelling? I don't think he flushed this one out, man. Smells like moldy shit or something. Not my favorite.

Smurfed. Smurf's been fucked over. And this one's dirty. All right, this one's going to be scary. All right, no, it smells better than the Smurfed. It smells pretty good, man. The Smurfed. Yeah. Smells like shit, man. The Smurfed? Yeah.

Smells like shit, man. 30. 420, boys. Well, here you go, bud. It's going to be a good one. There, cheers. Cheers, guys. Fuck, I almost missed it.

I'm glad you guys got me up. Why did you have the blankets up over your head, though? I got so fucked up that I was actually getting a little paranoid. Of what? You don't get paranoid. What are you talking about? I was maybe the highest I may have been ever. Was? Like two minutes ago? No, like a couple hours ago. A couple hours?

And then I thought I'll have a little nap, and then I just needed being closed in. Like a bear in its den. Sometimes I used to bury myself in a snowbank when I was younger. Just have that closed-in pressure feeling. Want to eat some of these? Yeah. You've got to get a weighted, we've got to get you a weighted blanket. I heard those would kick ass.

I've got one, 25 pounder. 25, they were expensive though, weren't they? The one I got wasn't. You know what, let's see if we can make one for him. Put some weights on it. No, it's not about that. It's glass beads, so it's the whole blanket's just nice and cozy and heavy.

Rum and cola gummies, fucking best things ever made. Can we just smash the window and put it in a blanket? No Ricky, it's not jagged fucking glass. That'd be comfortable. Boys, you know what? We've hit the big time. You know that? Do we?

Really? We got our own gummies. And we're sitting here eating these and eating our own chips. I know, but I don't see a fucking check in my hand. No, then I'm still living in a shit box. That's the thing. You gotta get the product out there. Hopefully it'll hit, and then you make money.

That's when you hit the big time. Not sitting around in a fucking shitty trailer eating delicious chips and delicious gummies, but... I don't need money. I've got my friends. Bob, you're gonna make me puke. You scared? Friends, eh, buddy? Friends are great.

Don't get me wrong, I like having you guys as friends, but money... Money is what... You need it. You need to survive, man. I've got enough. 60 bucks a week is just fine. If I could make like 1,000 bucks a week, then I'd be happy. 1,000 bucks a week would be nice. Four grand?

1,000 bucks a day would be even better. See, I like the way you're thinking. 1,000 bucks a day is even better than 1,000 a week. 3,000, 65 grand a year you'd be making. Imagine if we made 600,000 a week. That's 200 grand a year you'd be making. Imagine if we made 600,000 a week. That's 200 grand a week. That's what we got to... See, that's the way Snoop Dogg thinks.

He thinks he bitches... Yeah, but how are we going to make 600 grand a week? That's what I'm saying. Snoop Dogg probably wakes up and says, you know what, I'm going to make 600 grand this week for myself, and he'll go out and do it. Why don't you do it? There is the magic question. That is... He's got the and do it. Why don't you do it? There is the magic question.

That is, he's got the formula, obviously. We don't, but guess what? These are a start, bud. Does Snoop Dogg have chips? I think he does, probably. He's got Snoop Fruit Loops. Snoop Loops. They look fucking great.

I don't think you can buy them in Canada, huh? I don't think so. There's in Canada, huh? I don't think so. There's a lot of myths about 420. Let's hear them. You want to hear some of them? You probably know some of them. One of the myths is that 420 is the police code for people smoking weed. Not true.

That's not where 420 came from, is it? Nope. In fact, 420, the police's for it's related to obstructing entry on public land which is a fucking weird one but nothing to do with weeds so what does that mean if you're like at public gardens and you stamp the gates and you're like fuck you no one's getting in we got a 420 down at Public Gardens. We got a 420 in progress. I didn't know that, man. Another myth is that there's 420 chemicals in cannabis plants.

I mean, there is hundreds of chemicals, but it has nothing to do with 420. I never heard that one before. You know what? I never heard that one either. That's bullshit. There's another myth that it comes from Bob Dylan's Rainy Day Woman, number 12 and 35. Really? Because if you

multiply 12 by 35, you get 420. 12 times 35. Is that right? Stupid. Who came up with that fucking stuff? And Bob Dylan has never acknowledged it. I mean, it's kind of a weird coincidence, but it's definitely not where it came from. I know where it came from. I know where it came from. I know the real story.

I know when it happened. There's another myth to believe Bob Marley, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison all died on 420. No. None of them died on 420. No, they didn't.

That's not true. I thought you were going to say they all got together and smoked dope and had like a Norgie or something. That would have been a way better story. Imagine that. It wouldn't have been very good for Janice. Well, maybe it would have been.

Very good for Janice. There's another myth that it was a bill or a law that passed about cannabis. A what? A bill or a law. 420. Nope. Nope. Nope. A Bible reference is another fucking myth. That's what I heard. That's bullshit though. Total bullshit.

And a lot of people thought the Grateful Dead did it. Well, they played a part. They popularized it, but they did not fucking invent it. Well, no, they did not. But one of the guys who was a roadie. You know your shit. One of the Grateful Dead's roadies was in the original.

The bass players. Yes, Phil Lash's roadie. One of the students. Phil Lash's roadie was in the original group of friends who called themselves the Waldos. Nice fucking work, Bucks. You know what? Back in 1971, right? It was the early 70s, correct.

1971 is when it happened. Right. So there was an old treasure map or something for an abandoned crop. Correct. Correct. Abandoned weed crop. They went searching for it, but their meeting place was at some statue, and they just picked 420 at the time they would meet.

Louis Pasteur. Pasteur. Louis Pasteur. The original expression was 420 Louis. It means you're going to meet at the Louis statue at 420 to go look for the weed. Never found the weed, so then it just turned into the freeze for... For when they would get together and smoke dope. Yeah, and then they just dropped the weed. Do we know why they picked 4.20, though?

I think it was the time of day that they met. It was, but do we know why they picked... Why not 4.30? I think it was when the school day ended back then. Yeah, that's what it was. That makes sense. Totally, man. 4.20, let's get out of school and get raped to the statue and get fucked up.

So that's how 420 came about. And then one of the guys later on became a roadie for the Grateful Dead, and he was using that terminology, and then it spread because of the dead heads, you know, the daddies. That came at the socially acceptable time to smoke weed. Correct. Thanks for sharing that with us, Bubz. The problem with these gummies is they taste so fucking good that you just want to eat the whole pack.

You did, did you eat another one? Not a whole pack, but almost. How many's in a pack, ten? Yes, 10. 10, 15 milligrams, Rick. Still three left. So you ate seven. What's seven times 15?

Oh, I thought these were the fibers. No. Oh yeah, we got two different. It's over a thousand milligrams, man. No it isn't. Seven times 15. Oh, seven times 15. I was gonna say seven times 150. They're only 15. Yeah, they isn't. Seven times 15. Oh, seven times 15. I was gonna say seven times 150.

There are only 15. Oh, that's not much, man. Not much. It's still like 100. It's 100 and something. Yeah, 105 or 50 or whatever. I don't know, man. See, I should have been born on 420.

Well, that would have been nice. Oh, there's some fucked up people were born on 420. Well, that would have been nice. Although some fucked up people were born on 420. Napoleon. No, he wasn't. Yeah, so was Hitler. No, he wasn't. Fuck off. Correct.

Dirty Hitler. That dirty fucking Nazi. George Takai. Not a big pothead, is he? I wouldn't think so. It's too bad Hitler wasn't. I bet you if Hitler had been smoking weed, he might not have killed all those people.

Yeah, probably not, man. Might have chilled them out, but he was doing math. He was on fucking math. No wonder he was all cranked up killing people. He was a 420, baby. What a shame, man. Karma Electra, see? It was meant to be.

Karma Electra. She's born 420? Yep. Meant to be for what? You and her? Yes. Yeah, you got a thing for her, don't you? We need to connect.

You like her, don't you, Ricky? Well, talk out there into the world, man. Say, hey, Carmen. She could be watching, Ricky. Take her on a date. I don't give a fuck who I am. Look where I live. Doesn't matter, man.

She might love trailers. She might like good personalities. Do I have one, man? She might love trailers. She might like good personalities and you're... Do I have one of those? Most of the time. She might love moldy trailers that fucking smell like fucking weed. You never know. If she does, then it's true love. Exactly, man. That's the way you gotta think about it.

Jessica Lange? Whoa. Ooh, Jessica Lange. I love Jessica Lange? Whoa. Ooh, Jessica Lange. I love Jessica Lange. Jessica Lange is a sexy lady. I believe. Holy fuck, you know where the... Oh, man, I wish we were in Denver.

The Civic Center part, because that's where the 420 party's at. No shit. They do it up. Well, there's big ones 420 party's at. No shit. They do it up. Well, there's big ones all over the fucking place. You know who else got born from this day and I'm jealous? Who?

Fucking Terry. Terry. 420, baby. Terry, fuck. Jesus. Boys, I smell propane. Do you have fucking gas in here, Ricky? Not that kind.

That means he's been shitting himself. That's probably what I'm smelling. It probably would light. Oh, it would, Ricky. People use that as their source of heat. Farts? No, fucking cow shit and stuff, man. No, he's saying he could light his rectal gases. All right, we got the weed.

Okay, there's a weed. Where's the big parties? Mexico. That's another place we want to fucking go, man. Yes. Fuck. Mexico's first and largest fucking 420 industry event. That's industry. Oh, yeah.

San Francisco, Hippie Hill. You want to check that out. The Grasshouse Festival in Los Angeles. Grasshouse? Yeah. In New York City, they got something called Unity Day. People get around, go out and get high. Fucking go up in the Statue of Liberty or whatever.

And we're just sitting here like a couple of dicks. Washington, D.C., they got their fucking cannabis festival. Why don't we have a fucking festival? That's what I'm saying. Look at us. We've got tons of weed, tons of chips, tons of gummies. We don't have enough for a festival. We only got four bags.

Yeah. You can't have a festival with fucking four bags of chips. I mean, what's this? The camera's pretty high. That's not enough to have a festival. That's enough for an hour. That's enough for Ricky to smoke for a couple of hours. Okay, so what should we do for next year's festival then?

I bet you there's people that would like to come here and sit right here for their own festival. You should sell tickets to party in Ricky's trailer. Wow. That's a good fucking idea. Sunnyvale 420 Festival would be good. We need a band or two though. How much do you think we can get for a ticket? How much would someone pay? I got it. What? Trailer stock.

Trailer stock. Trailer stock. Let's have a festival, boy. Big music festival. Can we have some reggae music? Sure. Listen to reggae. Reggae's good. Lots of reggae.

Reggae rock. I met the guys from one of those reggae bands. Revolution, man. We know those guys. No, I met the Steel Pulse fellas. No, you fucking didn't. Yeah. When?

Yeah, I met them. Motherfucker, that's my favorite fucking reggae band of all times, man. Well, play your cards right and I'll introduce you. All right, we'll find a little kin. We could have Steel Pulse at Trailer Stock. We had them in here. I met the guys from Aluminum Pulse. They're pretty good.

Aluminum Pulse. Pulse. Steel Pulse. They're from a band, I think. Aluminum Pulse. That's not a band, Ricky, I don't think. You know who else is going to be on the bill? Who?

Guns N and Roses. Oh, man, that would be good. A little bit of rock and roll, a little bit of reggae. Trailer stock with Guns and Roses and Steel Pulse. All right, you know what? It should be a three-day event. Yes, me. Day one.

Shit Rockers. Day one, we could do rap. Shit Rockers. Rap and maybe the Shit Rockers. Day two, reggae. Day three. Guns and Roses. Guns shit rockers. Day 2 in Gregg A, Day 3. Guns N' Roses. Three-day festival.

All right, we're going to go to Jamaica, everybody, and try to get a festival going. Why are we doing it in Jamaica? We were doing it here in Sunnyvale, Trailer Stock. All right, we're going to do it here. It might as well, but people are cool. We can't make 420 last three days Why can't we I

Was won't before 20 on two of the days You know what it is four days 20 hours a day non-stop party in Jesus Christ 424 Dave 24 20 hour days you get four hours of sleep a day Four day, 20 hour days. You get four hours of sleep a day. That's it. If you take more than that, you're out. You get, you get cocked with markers if you pass out.

All right. That's a good festival. And you get 420 joints when you check in. Is that too much? That's a lot, Ricky. Per person? That's, yeah. Ricky, that'd be a garbage bag full of joints.

All right. Maybe that's too much. What about four joints and- 4.2 joints? 4.2 joints. That's just weird now. That's just getting weird. Add as many points to it. 420 milligrams of edibles.

How about this? Is this possible? could you make a 420 paper joint anything's possible that we could have at the gate so that when people walk in it's like on a tripod thing you get one little well as much as you want because a 420 paper joint on a tripod. Let's do it. At the gates of the fucking festival. Why is it on a tripod? I'm stoned to death. Okay, we'll have two, I don't know, some lovely ladies or something to hold them. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Maybe a bikini, whatever. Didn't understand the tripod. And one of them's got a torch at the end. You meant on a tripod, so it's like a big telescope. Exactly. You just walk up to it. Off you go. A lot of people aren't smoking anymore so I think it's gonna have to be more edibles and shit. We'll have both. I mean we sell these. They just tell us to give us, I don't know, 10,000 bags of them. Yeah, and I want powdered drinks.

And powdered drinks. That THC powder shit is just the bomb. See, that's what we should have. It is nice. I even like that stuff. Fuck, I might have to have a nap, boys. That's what I'm saying. Like, 420's great, but it's weed.

No, I think just from the weed smoke in this trailer, I think I'm fucking right out of her now. Oh, I'm fucked, Bobbs. What? Yeah, but you were eating gummies all day. I wasn't. You get into them, man. I can't eat them like you guys do.

It's just gummies. It's not just gummies. There's fucking weed dust in them. You've been eating fucking gummy bears your whole life Not once to get you fucked up make you shit yourself Once you get used to that feeling It's good Then you're normal. I don't want to get so I shit myself. No not the shit yourself part

I've gone through this whole day so far and not even close to shitting myself that you know of. I think I would be aware. I don't know, man. You were pretty fun. You're over there on the coach with a blanket over you. I would feel the remnants right now, would I not? But sometimes your brain...

Are you guys saying I need to go wipe or what? You probably should. Sometimes your mind tricks you into thinking you are feeling remnants like a little bit of wetness just like uh you get so high sometimes you're like do i have a lump of shit in my pants i can't tell i think everybody at some point in their lives maybe it's just me thinks they did and they go to the facilities and they didn't yeah no that's happened to me man you go through phases. How is that possible?

I think it's your brain fucking with you. I think everybody goes through a phase. I don't know if it's the moons or what, man. But sometimes you're like two days in a row. I'll even do a second wipe going, are you sure? Yeah. It's happened. It's fucking weird how that, it's like a phenomenon.

Kind of like the Grand Canyon. Well, yeah. It's not really like the Grand Canyon at all. Something like that. Those seven wonders of the world, the Grand Canyon and did I shit myself? I better go wipe my ass and see. What are the other ones? The Lynx?

The Lynx? The Lynx. He's a wonder, isn't he? The who? The big fucking lynx in the desert. The lynx in the fucking desert? The lynx. The lynx.

The lynx in the desert, man. Come on, Ricky. What is it? What do you fucking think it is? Where is this place? Where is it at? They already like the links? I think it's Close to where those people live. Okay, what people and what is the link? Special people that build big things How do they build the big things? I don't know. Nobody knows.

It's a mystery. And what is the creature that is the lynx? What is it really? It's a cat, I guess. Cat. What are the other wonders of the world, Ricky? Just a waterfall. A waterfall.

I think. Okay, what else? So the lynx, the waterfall, the Grand Canyon. Statue of Liberty. Statue of Liberty. Okay, there's another one. What else is there, Matt?

Oh, the thing you can see from, well, you can't see from space. They say you can. What the fuck is that? The Great Wall of Asia. Great Wall. That is one of the... Yes! Hey, you know what?

Did I just... Someone told me that's fucking... That's not right, that you can't see it from space. That's what I just said. They say you can, but you can't. You can't. Oh, is that what you said? Yep.

Wow, man. That's fucking brilliant of you, man. Well, because that astronaut buddy of ours he said he can't he can't see did he i think so maybe i made that up you know what i think you did you learned no i think either that or we learned something that's chris hadfield said you can't see it from yeah he would know he went over it about six thousand times if the world's round. Oh, my God.

Jesus. Fuck. Is that another wonder of the world? That's flat? No, that's not. That's just a bullshit story of the world. There's got to be a flat section, at least. Of course there's flat sections. That's like Ricky.

But, man, it's not completely flat. You know what? This conversation will go on forever unless you want it to continue. Give me another wonder. There's six or seven of them, isn't there? Or does that keep changing? No, there's seven. Seven wonders of the world.

The pyramids. I said those. You did? He said the things. No, you said where is the links located, and he said down by the things. Yeah, but they build the same people. See, I knew what he was talking about, Bob. It's weird that they would get two, but I guess so.

Pyramids, Great Wall. Pyramids, Great Wall. That's it. Waterfall. Is there a waterfall? No. No, no man Grand Canyon oh yeah is that one I don't even know

I don't fucking know man I mean we got three left are we fucked yes how do I not know what they are drugs I guess fucks normally drugs make you smarter. What's up?

Christ the Redeemer? Is that one? Christ the fucking Redeemer. Yeah. I don't fucking know, bubs. Is that the guy in Brazil? Yeah. The Jesus guy up on the ledge.

He should be one if he's not. He's up on the ledge like this. What's up, everybody? A couple of them are stupid. What are? That's why we don't remember them, because they're just dumb. There's two of them. One of them is a little bit more stupid.

What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up, everybody? A couple of them are stupid. What are? That's why we don't remember them, because they're just dumb. There's the Great Wall. Fucking fuck. Where did Carl Pelkington go on an idiot abroad? He went to them.

The Taj Mahal, is that one? Oh, man, you know what? It could be. See, that's one of the dumb ones, maybe. It's a pretty dumb one. Can you look it up? What the fuck is taking you so long? I'm trying here, Bubs, because I've got no idea.

Oh, here we go. Okay, the Pyramids of Giza. Yeah. All right. The Hanging Gardens of Babylon. Dumb. That temple, it has feces or whatever. Feces?

The Temis, whatever. Shit temple. Yepces? Shit temple. The statue of Zeus at Olympia. What the fuck? Mount Olympia. Wow, man. We've got to go see that. That's in West Hollywood. Or Hollywood. Oh, the Musilium of

Mososlas? Oh, I didn't know any of these. Who the fuck picked these? The Colossus of Rhodes? Oh, my God. These are the seven wonders of the world? And the fucking lighthouse of Alexandra? Man, you're on the wrong site.

You're on the wrong site. You got... The seven wonders of the ancient fucking world. Of the ancient world, you fucking dicknod. You suck my balls. What about today's world? Of the new world. How about of the new world, you dicknod?

Fuck you, man. Come on, work. today's of the new world how about the new world you dick no fuck you man come on work what are they now the new ones all right the great wall of china yeah got it that's it i could beat you the fucking christ the redeemer christ the Redeemer. Christ the Redeemer. The Colosseum. The Col of fucking Seum. The Col of fucking Seum in Rome. That's a good one. Paz Mahal was up there too. That was one. Okay.

That's a good one too. I'd like to go see it. Macu Picchu is on there. Yeah, Macu Picchu. That's a good one. I like that. I want to do that walk. Baked.

That would be a good bake. What else are there? Is that the seven? Yeah, what's not opening, man? man fuck yeah links wasn't even on there links isn't one should be fucking fuck mother of god why can you not operate a fucking computer it's fucking internet is fucked my looks fucking great it, man. It does not work great. I wired it up. She works. It doesn't. You gotta reboot something,

Bubz, because it's not working. Seven wonders of the world. Time to do some experimenting. What are you doing now, Ricky? Let's see how much I can take. You know what? I'm taking a whole... Fuck it. You're taking a whole bag.

Go on then. Well, I should have a half a one. I'm taking a whole. This is how you do it. Fuck it. You're taking a whole bag. Go on in. Well, I should have a half of one. I'm saving one. Oh, you want a lot of fun? I'll have one. Are these? Fuck. You ate a whole bag.

Do something. Do like one or two. Jesus, Murphy boys. You're going to fuck me. Oh, this is 420. If we want to have a festival, we've got to get it going. They're so fucking good. Can you overdose on them?

No, man, I can't overdose on weed. Don't be so fucking dumb. You can try. They are delicious, aren't they? They're fucking amazing, man. Is this a five or a 15? You said those were 15. Yeah, 15.

I just did nine of them. What is it about? How many did I drink? Ten in a bag. Good times ahead. Alright, it's going to hit, what, half hour or so? What time is it? No, they take about 20 minutes.

15 to 20 minutes. But the absorption rate in you is much higher because you're a fucking raging alcoholic. I'm not a fucking alcoholic. You're not an alcoholic. No, I'm not an alcoholic. You drink booze from the minute you fucking open your eyes until the minute you go to bed with liquor bottle on your night table. Hey, you know what?

You come up with a powder that I can pour into a fucking glass of water and it tastes like this, I'll switch. It's in the works. It's in the works. It's not about the alcohol in the drink. It's about how it tastes. How come there's no day for that? Fucking should be Rum and Coke day, man.

What's the day gonna be? What's your favorite day of the year? 424 is gonna be alcohol day. 4-24? Yeah. That's pretty close. No, we keep them at the fucking festival for four days. Then they got to stay for the alcohol festival, which is maybe two weeks.

Jesus Christ. That's a big commitment. You get them drunk and keep them drunk. Nobody's going to go to a festival for three weeks. Some people. I like it. Yeah, they're called people with no money because they don't have a fucking job.

No, there's going to be, okay, 420, 424 festival. And then there's a shuttle express right to rehab. That's a good idea. We will have a bus to take you to get some help so do we make money off that too the government will because we'll try to put it through people's health care i'll make you make a call in the back this sounds like a crazy plan it's gonna be an awesome party man i'm telling you we'll have to probably move some of the trailers. I don't think we can pull it together for this year. Fuck no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We got to, no. There's a lot of planning. We don't want to end up like that fucking idiot. I don't think we can pull it together for next year. What is that, Fire Island? We don't want to be another Fire Island. Oh, no.

That guy fucked her. He fucked her royally. For that reason? What a fucking idiot. He fucked her good. Yeah. Stupid bastard. Greedy. That's what happened.

Greedy. 2024. 420, 424. Next year. Next year. 420. 420 and 424 on 424. Instead of three weeks, maybe we just do the four days.

Maybe we dip our toe in the water with a four-day festival. It's still a big festival. That's a fucking huge festival, especially in the middle of April. No, we got to go at least four days on the other side with the boots. Eight days.

Eight days. Okay. Eight days a week. Where can we do it? We're, I guess, here. Fucking Rainey's not going to give a shit. We'll just. Could we do a cruise?

Feed him gummies. It's not very warm here at fucking 420. Like, let's go somewhere tropical. That's a good point. Let's go to Jamaica. Always wanted to go there, man. Amsterdam, Jamaica. Fucking right.

Yeah. All right, we're in the works anyway. You know what? 420 today has been all about our fucking future, boys. Our future careers. You know how we got that solved, and what about today? Oh, I don't have no money. Fuck, what are we going to eat?

Just chips? Chips. We're going to smoke some of that. My gummies kicking in, boy. My gummies are going to kick in in... I can't tell if mine are kicking in. I'm still goddamn high. I have no idea.

All right, so when are we going to end this? When do you want to end it? I don't think we're ending yet, are we? I've got to call health care and see if we can do something for people who wants to get fucked up at a festival. That's going to take at least two years. How about we get the festival up on its feet before we start doing health care? Because you tell people that, guess what?

I'm not concerned. It's going to be such an insane festival. Well, no, I'm just saying that's how you get the parents buying the trips for their kids that are off to college. Yeah, but we should get the festival set up before we do rehab deals through the government. Let's book at least one band. Yeah. Let's book the band first. I've got one band.

I've got a band, Revolution. They said they'll do it you talked to them i talked to them when instagram buddy boy well right here no the other day i've been thinking about this you knew about this already i was gonna see if they could come here for today but they're on tour so not happening so No, but I'm saying you talk to the health care, you get all that bullshit red tape shit out of the way, then you go to the different places you want to go to, like the resort. Say, hey, we've got people in Canada that will help out. We should get a French fry truck. We're going to need more than a fucking French fry truck, Ricky,

if it's a fucking eight-day festival. We're going to need a whole cuisine village. See? This is going to take a lot of planning. Army tents. Barbecues. Yeah, army tents we can use, but we can't just serve fucking hot dogs

in the mud. I think they're different, bubs. Maybe we should do it at a Wonder of the World. Right inside the Coliseum. That'd be tough. That ain't happening. Very tough.

There's no fucking way they're going to let us go to a stope and liquor festival. In the Coliseum. In the Coliseum. Machu Picchu? Too dangerous. She's up too high. All right. We could do it at the feet of Christ the Redeemer.

No, we couldn't. Too high up. Somebody will roll down the hill. Great Wall of China? How wide is the fucking wall? It's not wide enough. See? We're fucked.

At the pyramids would be pretty cool. Yeah. Pyramid behind you. Yeah, but then someone like me would try to climb up there and fall down. There's a lot's greasy paw picketers and shit there. Paw picketers? Pocket picketers.

It's starting to hit, boys. The other ones. So they're picketing against... I don't know. What am I trying to say? Paw picketers? No, it's pocket pickers. Pickpocketers. Pickpockers.

Jesus. Fuck. Wow. That was a long, that took a little long. You still fucked it up. You still fucked it up at the end. What is it? You said pickpockers.

Oh my Jesus. See, this is how we got to be feeling, boys, but like times a hundred for next year. Times a hundred? Yeah. Pock pickers. Pocket pickers. Pocket pickers. You know what I'm thinking of?

Pizza pockets or pocket pizzas. People picking against pockets. Yeah. No more pockets. No more pockets. No more pockets. I always wanted to have detachable pockets. You know how when your pants are too tight and you've got stuff and you can't get your hand in your pocket?

Imagine if you just... your pocket just comes off. Pops, don't say anything else. It's a good idea, but shut it off. Why? Because we might be able to patent that shit. Okay. So forget I said anything about detachable pockets. It's pock pickers. We have one minute of silence, please. For the pockets. Yeah. For the pockets.

For the pock pickers. Oh, fuck. Boys, you know what? I got to go take a walk or something. Go get me some food. Fuck you. I can't walk. Give me some fucking money. Too high to walk. Okay, this is what we're doing. We're going to the grocery store. We're going to fill up whatever we can, their jackets with whatever we want, and we're getting the

fuck back here. I need one of those electric cars. We're going to rob the grocery store. We're going to go rob just little things. I don't fucking know what else. I'm not going to rob the grocery store. I might go get a nice chicken sub i need something that's cream cheese based what cream cheese cream cream cheese like a cheesecake that's that would work what about one of those dips you like that's green yes you know what everything i eat queso whatever it's all right bubs you've got some money because

you're going to get a sub. We're going to go. You're going to get us a couple things. It's festival day planning. Oh, I'm going to get a fucking twister at the Irving. You know, those wrapped up twisters. I'd fuck with one of those. I'd fuck over some gas station dogs, too.

I'll take two of them. They're like $2.22. I'm not getting hot dogs. All right, we're going to go get some hot dogs, some twisters, and come back. Do some pickpocker. Should we do one more toast to everybody for 420? Plan in to the future 2024. Get ready for a trailer stock next year.

424, liquor and dope. Liquor and dope. Happy 420, everybody. Happy 420. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off.