Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 49 - Cyber-Grind

Episode Date: May 3, 2021

Park After Dark goes live once again... but back in lockdown! The Boys get on top of f**ked-up world news, including turtle shells, living to 100, and smoking ashes! Also: Julian, hope you like Bubble Butt! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, April 30th, 2021.

Are you on there, boys? Yeah. Hey, man. Yeah, I guess we're on here, buddy. What's up? What's going on here? Just let me shuffle in front of you, Julian. Julian. Julian. Julian. I'll be doing that. What's going on?

I think you're live here, boy. I am bored. Bored, bored, man. It's been a whole week of being fucking isolating, man. It hasn't even been a week. They're going to shut down. Only started a couple days ago. Well, it feels like it's been a month.

We're in two weeks of hell again in Nova Scotia, for fuck's sakes. All because of some idiots. Here, Ricky, let me just test a couple things here. All right. There you are. Yeah, some people fucked us around, and now we can't leave our goddamn houses for two weeks. I know. Why do people have to be so stupid, man?

People are dumb. You know that? They're fucking dumb. No, you banged a stripper, so you got to stay in your house, and you can't even hang out with us. Yeah, let's not even get into that. Well, now I'm just fucking on this thing, on iPads, watching, like, TikToks and Instagram. It's fucking, that's all I'm just fucking on this thing on iPads watching like TikToks and Instagram

it's fucking that's all I'm doing man what else are you doing? Julian you're not nearly as high as you were the last time we were here oh yeah we gotta talk about this Ricky you give me fucking edibles that are that potent again like

drinking is one thing but the edibles were way too much man like i was i was worse than i ever was like on swish that night and i was on fucking i was live i'm just gonna check something here joey yeah you were too much it was good man you were fun it was good I mean we were celebrating 20 years that the camera dicks started following us and it was a good time but man it's just like I don't want

at the end of the night I was a fucking mess man no man it was good alright as long as I didn't do anything too fucked up and we were justifiers 20 fucking years that's quite a you're right bye it's quite a... You're right. Bye.

That's quite a good reason to get fucked up. Here, Julian. I'll go. I don't think we did. Do you want me to go behind you this time? Nope, can't. Have to go in front of Gatch's. Oh, Pops.

Give him a little grind. Uh-oh. Don't, Pops. Would you stop? You cyber-grinded me, man. Cyber-grinded. Fuck it, Jesus. That's you stopped cyber grinding me, man. Cyber grinding. Fucking Jesus. That's a new word.

Okay, boys. I got control of everything here. Okay. I'm glad you got control of shit. I just need, boys, you got to tell me who the fuck we were talking to on Skype. Like, I can remember bits and pieces of shit. Like, I remember some naked ladies. That was naked news, okay yes correct how the

how the did that get you know going i thought you got that one of them when they were strapping didn't you yeah i thought that was all you man oh yeah that was me right on you're still good thing you still have remnants of the highness, I believe. Here, you know what? I'm just going to set this right up here, Ricky. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it.

She's going right there. Folks, I've been micro-dosing. You know what I mean? I'm not going the full tilt fucking three or four gummies like I did the other night. No? I'm taking like a half a gummy. Are you still putting the gummies up your anus?

Is that still how you take them? That's not how I fucking take them. You take gummies in the bum. No, I don't, man. You call them bommies. I'm not Stevie Nixon. I'm not Stevie Nixon the gummies. Don't you talk bad

about Stevie Nixon. Well, I just heard she used to get the cocaine blowing up her ass. That's all I know. You said gummies in the ass. I'm just using another example. I guess they hit you a lot quicker if you do the ass technique, but. Don't need them to, man. I'll get back to you.

I don't. Okay, you can try it, but I don't need them to hit me any harder, man. I had a good time, but there were some other people on the phone. I remember there was a guy, Rasta Phil. He's a good dude. Yeah. He was on a lot, though. He was on like a fucking long time.

He was on quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah. And he's what? He's Mark Wahlberg. That's his buddy. Yep. We were hoping to get to talk to Mark,

but it didn't come together that night. Another time. All right, what's up with the other fucking dudes that were on? Who were the other guys? Tom Arnold was on with us. Yep. I remember Tom Arnold, Tom Green. Alex Lyson.

Yeah. That bodybuilder. The bodybuilder was on. The who? That bodybuilder fella. And the fireman that you used to date. You Skyped with a bodybuilder and a fireman and a male model. And some guy from a SWAT team.

Bob, stop fucking around. Who the fuck? Seriously, who are the other people that we're on the phone with? I don't remember. Trying to piece everything together, man. Well, you know you can just watch it, right? We were on with Jamal, but we thought he was somebody else because that's what the fellows

that work all the cameras told us. They held up a sign that said he was Snoop's guy from the show. Yeah and that wasn't it. So who was he? He was a totally different guy. He's Jamal from L.A. He's a producer? Yeah.

From L.A. and he was just in the studio. He's got a lot of pretty big friends. Dr. Dre and all those guys. We just missed them. P. Diddy, just good friends with Snoop. Oh no, we didn't. We didn't miss fucking P. Diddy and Dr. Dre, did we? Yes, we did.

Well, somebody hit a- Do you remember when we went off the air for two hours? Yeah, somebody hit a fucking pole. They hit a power pole. What are the fucking chances of that? 20 years. I know. Fuck. They hit a power pole. What are the fucking chances of that? 20 years. I know. Fuck. They were probably watching.

We were talking to. Probably watching our broadcast and the boobs came on and he, you know, was watching and he drove into a fucking pole, I guess, is what happened. Yeah, you can't blame them for that. Stupid idiot, man. I can't believe we missed talking to Dr. Dre because of that fucking asshole. That guy should be in jail man I know that's what happens when you're out fucking around driving into poles

you ruin people's broadcasts god damn it oh well I think it was a fun night I don't remember all of it but I think it was fun we still got the show playing back there Ricky back there on Ricky? Back there on the TV. Oh yeah, look at that.

She's been playing for a week straight. That's cool, man. I was watching some old stuff. Boys. What? I had fucking heartburn of the fucking beast that night. I woke up at like 3 o'clock in the morning.

It's lava in my guts. Those fucking ham dogs. The pancake. Fuck, they were good. Oh, the hot ham. The hot hams. Donair egg rolls. That shit fucking came together that night.

Do you remember having a hot ham, Julian? And a ham hot? I kind of, man. I've been trying to eat good lately no i had i had i had some don't air man and i've been off that for the walks i'm trying to be healthy you know what i mean so tough man and we were on for i don't know six or seven hours boys it was an eight six or seven Well, it was eight hours, including the two-hour break. So we must have been on the air six, seven hours.

We were definitely drinking for eight hours. Holy fuck. Holy fuck, man. Yeah, good times. Jesus Christ. How was Randy through the whole thing? Was he being annoying as fuck or what? No, he was cooking.

Yeah, he was actually pretty good. He wasn't bad. He was helping Ricky cook and stuff. I think we should do another one of those, don't you think, boys? Me too, yeah. I will, but I'm not eating nearly as many edibles, man. I've got to watch that shit. I'm going to do a test run before I get into that.

Well, maybe you won't be invited then. See, I disagree, Julian. I think you should. I think you should take it up a notch. Me too. Absolutely. Take it up a notch. Yep. I'm doing it. You can't take it up a notch more than that. You can't. Oh, yes, you can. I was fucked up.

Ricky was fully clothed. I mean... Was I? Yes. You didn't even pull your pants down, Ricky. That's true. Wow. Well, then we can definitely take it up a notch. I guess we could take it up a notch, but we've got to have an occasion for doing this maybe, and then maybe I'll do that.

Well, the 20th anniversary doesn't just happen on one day. I think it's a whole year-long event. Maybe, yeah, once a month minimum. Okay. Once a month minimum. Okay. Once a month. Let's do another one. We'll get ramped up for it. Yep.

Are you high right now, Ricky? I am very high right now. I'm actually a little worried about myself. Oh, okay. Well, I didn't know that. I thought you were straight as an arrow today. I should have been. I wish I was right now.

I smoked some hash. I have no idea where it came from, and I am fucked. If you want to know the truth. Okay, look, Ricky, I'm going to put you on. I'm on a hop of gummy. I'm going to put Ricky on, and just give me a real deep thought, Ricky. What's going through your brain right now? Ricky what's going through your brain right now it's like a fucking it's ups and downs and not much in between oh okay if it's up and down there has to be

all this in between doesn't that goes too fast and then it's just like bouncing quickly oh so it's like a oh Oh, fuck. Like a heartbeat on a monitor. Oh, so you're super high, you're okay, super high, okay. Yeah. But the super highs are lasting a lot longer than the not-so-super highs. Fuck, I'm going to have to leave. No, Ricky, you can't leave. You can't leave. Speaking of roller coasters...

Boys, you know what? I think... What? Did you hear about that one in the UK? They got stuck right at the top, and the people had to walk down like 200 feet in the fucking air. No fucking way.

That would have sucked. Walked down? How do you walk down? That would piss me off. I guess it was a set of steps, which is... I guess they were prepared for it, which is weird, but...

Jesus. 200 feet in the air? Fuck. Just hang in there. That would suck. That would suck. That's pretty high up there, man. Yeah, it's 200 feet. the air, fuck, just hanging there. That would suck. That would suck. That's pretty high up there, man. Yeah, it's 200 feet.

20 stories. That's a fucking skyscraper, man. Yep. It's so quiet in here. So quiet, we should have had some tunes cranking. We should have. We had tunes the other night a little bit. I got the whole switching thing down pretty good.

Man, you're good at this shit. Look, for people that don't know, there's nobody here. We're controlling the whole thing with that little devil right there. Yeah. I got her all programmed in. It's almost like we don't really need any of those other people.

It's kind of like that, isn't it, Richard? I mean, I just got the fingers going down here, right? Yeah. You're good, man. You're good. You got the fingers going, eh, bubs? What? He's good with his fingers. You got the fingers going eh? I got these fingers going not these ones down under there if that's what you're implying.

Which ones? I've got these fingers going on the click clacker and these fingers are just up here. Those fingers are ready for action on standby. They ready for ricky no julian i'll go over to that machine and i'll shrink you down to the size of a fucking gerbil i might have to go and uh get the covid test so i can fucking join you guys because this sucks man yeah yeah That'll teach you to stop banging strippers. No, it's because I went to the liquor store, and that was a fucking hot spot. And I went there fucking

twice in one day. The strip club was a hot spot. Well, that was a hot spot as well, bud. Well, two hot spots, then. So, I mean, I feel great, but I'm gonna have to go get tested, I think. Did you guys get one of those things rammed up your fucking nose or what? Yeah, that's a good time. But I guess that's what you got to fucking do to get through this.

It's not that bad. It goes in pretty deep. It touches something that's never been touched before. It's weird. It's kind of like the first time you cocked into something. What? Well, that's a good feeling, isn't it? Yeah, no, it's not like that at all, actually.

No, Ricky, that's a terrible, terrible analogy. It was just one of those first-time things. It was weird. Okay. First time you did that with your wiener, did somebody stick a fucking 8-inch Q-tip up your piss hole? No, but I've had that done too. It sucks.

Yeah, you thought you had chlamydia or something, didn't you? I don't really want to talk about it. Who was it that gave you the clap? He had gonosephimidia. What the fuck is that? All three of them, gonosephimidia. What the fuck is that? All three of them. Gone to Sephamidia. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, you had some stuff coming out of the end of your unit there, man. That was pretty gross. It wasn't my fault. It was the lady's fault. It was both of your guys' fault. Tell me she had it. Takes two to tango, Ricky. Two to tango.

I'm probably the only person who ever got it while wearing a condom. I didn't know you. Yeah, but you reused it, man. You reused that thing like fucking ten times and washing it out. No, Ricky caught it. Ricky caught it from the toilet seat. I don't know. Is that a real thing?

Or is that just an excuse people use so they don't get divorced? I'm pretty sure that's just an excuse, Ricky. Yeah. Unless there's some pussy substance on the seat and you touch it, you can get it. So what? Creamy pussy shit. I thought he said something else. What did you think I said?

Oh, you're cracking. You're breaking up a little bit there. That's all. Oh, fuck. Ricky, you got your nice shirt on. Are you going somewhere? I don't know. Do you think it's nice or is it just too much?

It's busy. No, it's lovely. I like it. I feel like a king. You kind of look like one, too. I wish I had my Elvis fucking sunglasses on right now, actually. I feel good. I feel real good.

I am fucking feeling good. Well, that's good. So here's a bad day. You fucking pull onto the highway, driving along. All of a sudden, this fucking turtle crashes through your windshield and almost kills you. Oh, man. I heard about that. Yeah.

Happened in Dunham near Daytona. How did a turtle get up through a windshield? Well, one has to wonder. I'd say it was either a little mini tornado picked it up and let it loose or it was crossing a bridge and fell off or maybe another car hit it and knocked it up in the air into the wind. I don't know. It's a fucking mystery.

But a fucking turtle came through this windshield. Could be one of the offspring of the mutant ninja turtles and it can fly. Actually, you know what it probably was? A bald eagle. How big was the turtle? I didn't ask. I mean, I was the turtle? I didn't ask. I mean, I don't know. I didn't say.

I wish I could ask, but I don't know how to get a hold of them. Or someone picked up the turtle and threw it, maybe. Yeah, there's another option. Or it could have been like a Mario Kart kind of thing. You know what I mean? No. Yeah, there's turtle shells in Mario Kart, man. Mario Kart. Yeah, this turtle sells a Mario Kart, man. Mario Kart?

Yeah, Mario Kart. You don't know how big he was? I don't. I didn't really have a picture of him. Did it kill a guy? Did somebody die? No, the woman got fucking gashed pretty hard. Jesus, would you ever be startled if a turtle came through your windshield?

You'd be like, what the fuck? And then it'd be like, what the fuck? A turtle? Seriously, where'd you come from, bud? I wonder if it killed him. Remember you used to like this song, Ricky? Ooh, I love turtles. Remember that commercial?

Oh, for the chocolates? Yeah, remember you used to dance around? Ooh, I love turtles. I love them. I don't love them as much as I used to. Oh, fuck, I love turtles. They love them. I don't love them as much as I used to. Oh, fuck, I love turtles. They were my go-to. Turtles?

You got right into turtles there for a while. I was addicted to them. They must have something in them. Yeah, we actually... Maybe caffeine, I don't know. Do you remember us... Do you remember us going to jail for fucking stealing? Yeah, we stole them from fucking Shoppers Drug Mart.

And we got caught, because you started eating them. But until we got caught, you started eating them in the store It was fucking awesome Okay I remember you ate sex bottles one christmas And you got sex you remember eating six whole boxes of turtles at once surprised. I don't have diabetes Yeah, that could happen to you die of Betty's white get it

Betty White she's probably got the babies does she I think everybody does Betty White Betty White probably has the babies isn't that a rule if you're over 80 you have it no you don't necessarily have the babies

if you're over 80 Ricky oh she it? No, you don't necessarily have the babies if you're over 80, Ricky. Oh. She's rich. She's eating probably pretty good, man. She's probably not eating lots of sugar and shit, man. It's Betty White. Yeah, true. She takes care of herself.

True, Betty White. She's still looking good. Like, really good. She's 100, isn't she? No, is she? Yeah. Didn't she turn 100, Julie? Holy fuck. I think she is 100. She's looking pretty good for 100, isn't she? No, is she? Didn't she turn 100, Julian? Holy fuck.

She is 100. She's looking pretty good for 100, man. Fuck, I wish I could live to 100. I know I won't, but I wish I could. You might, Ricky. No. You might be like Keith Richardson. You just, you know.

I need new blood. Peckled your insides or something. How do you get new blood? How do you get new blood how do you know that's usually what well you need a reason they don't just give you new blood could you ask for it you could probably pay for it bubs must be someplace you can go into that oh there is I mean I think Keith Richards changes his blood every six months something it's just like a car you should change

the oil you should change the blood. Can I borrow some blood, bubs? We don't have the same type, Ricky. We'll be blood brothers. I have a different type than you. If my blood went in you, you'd explode. Don't even know what that means, but all righty then. You know there's different types of blood, right?

I know there's different orders. A, B, A negative, B, O positive, A, O negative, E, A sports. right I know there's two baby a negative bo positive a o negative EA sports how do they know that how do they know why what is your blood why is it different there's just different types and they figured it out when they put one blood in another guy he exploded fuck. Fuck, that would suck. Yeah. You don't want to explode though, Bob. You can.

If you're A, A, B positive and they put O blood in you, kablammo. Well, you're not going to explode. You'd fucking explode like you ate a fucking kilogram of C4. That would fucking suck. I don't want to blow it up. I've never heard of that, Bubz. I thought you just died. You don't fucking actually explode and there's guts everywhere.

Yep, you do. You'd fucking blow right all over the room, just like you fucking painted the room. Man, I'm getting fucking sick and tired of this pandemic like what the it's got to give soon i need to get the needle you need to get the arm jab yeah we'll get it we'll get her soon enough ricky i think we can go now can we can we yeah i think it's 45 and up well i can't get it then because i'm only i'm only 30. yeah me too but we can lie all right but don't you you got to stop drinking or something afterwards for a few days right that what are you talking about you can't get the vaccine and then get right on the dope and liquor ricky

why because it'll fuck things up oh my fuck well i'm not getting it then i'll take my chances you can't take a day off drinking and smoking dope maybe a day but not i heard it's three that's not happening no not happening that can. That can't happen. Nope. Three days, boys. Three fucking days. You never get back. You never get them back. No way, man. Yeah, but you're vaccinated, Ricky.

Yeah. Well, if everyone else is vaccinated, then I should be fine anyway. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Three fucking days, man. Think about that. That's a long time. It's not a long time.

One day is quite bad. Two, very shitty. Three is just, I can't even wrap my head around how you do that. You guys are fucked. Yeah. All right, Bugs, could you handle... Could you be locked in a closet or a car for three days straight? Well, that's different than saying I'm going to take three days off drinking and smoking dope.

What about pleasuring yourself? Can you still do that? Yes, Ricky. Okay. You can still jerk. Jesus, Ricky, of course you can. Yeah, you can still crank. Giving up all three for three days? Jesus, you may as well just put a gun in my mouth Ricky it's not be tough. It's not boys It's fine

Here with this fucking show off in North Carolina No, what's he so fucking great? He's just what he's doing is he's rubbing it in my face, people like me, and making us feel extra fucking dumb. Even though I'm not dumb, I feel extra dumb because of him. What did he do? He's 12 years old, he's graduating from high school and from college next month. He's what?

He's 12, he's graduated from high school and from fucking college in May. Jesus. What? Yep. Smart little fella. Or, he's fucking showing off. He's not showing off, Ricky. He's just smart.

He's not showing off. He can't even help how smart he is, man. He's already started his own startup. Like, the fucking guy is just like, hey, look at me. What's a startup? What is it? Lemonade stand? It's called Reflect Social.

No idea. Might want to invest in it, though. He sounds like he's a smart motherfucker. Yeah. Anyway, I'm just jealous. Good on you, man. Good on you. Good for him, man.

Good for him. Little prick. Bastard. This is a weird one I read. A man bowls perfect game with ball containing his dad's ashes. That's weird. It's a weird one. Not sure why he would want to do that.

I guess his dad never got a perfect game, and he gets perfect games all the time. Okay, well, that's pretty neat. He put the ashes right in the ball. Okay, well, that's pretty neat. He put the ashes right in the ball. I guess in the thumb hole or something. That's a... I don't know. Or maybe he just wet the ball. Like, maybe he just put the ball in olive oil and rolled it in the ashes.

No, I think they're in the thumb hole. He had to find someone to do that. He bowls with two hands, which is weird. Yeah, because he filled one of the holes up with the fucking ashes. Covered it over, man. Yeah. So how was he throwing the ball? Did he use two of the holes?

Yeah. Yeah, two hands, man. Two hands. Oh, he's a two-handed bowler. I watched this guy. I don't even know how that works. Two-handed, man. Really?

Are you allowed to do that? Yeah, man. You sure are. Fucking do it any way you want. Rant, man. Really? Are you allowed to do that? Yeah, man. You sure are. Fucking do it any way you want. Right, right. Buzz, what are you doing? See, I can't even see what you're doing. I know your arm's over by me. Oh, is it over? Didn't somebody smoke

somebody's ashes? When I die, I want you guys to smoke my ashes. Keith Richards. I'm not smoking your asses, Ricky. Fuck that. Sorry about that. Actually, no. Keith Richards. I'm not smoking your asses, Ricky. Fuck that. Sorry about that. Actually, no. Keith Richards did not smoke the ashes. He spilled

some of his dad's ashes. He snorted them. He snorted them. Whoa. He did a line. He did a dad rail. Next time we break the law, I'm definitely stealing this guy's fucking... This was smart. He wore a fucking rail. Next time we break the law, I'm definitely stealing this guy's fucking...

This was smart. He wore a fucking Pinocchio shirt that said, it wasn't me. He got caught with drugs, so it was a mugshot. He's wearing that shirt that says, it wasn't me. Fucking brilliant. Oh, my God. It's so good. I would fucking love to have a fucking mugshot that said that.

It wasn't me. It's not that. You know, it's not great. It's not really that funny, man. It's not that funny, Rick. Did you say it was Pinocchio? Yep. I didn't even know there was a Pinocchio shirt that says that.

It wasn't me. Just wait. I just heard a sound from over there that's never good. Just wait. Let me sneak past you here, Julian. It's all right. Hopefully things are okay. Anyway, I thought it was kind of funny, but...

Now there's this fucking guy that he's walking from L.A. to San Francisco and wearing a bear suit. And he's not sure what inspired him to do it. Yeah. That's a weird one. It's called Bear's Son, I guess. And he sleeps in his bear suit. Some people are fucked, man. one that's called the bear's son i guess he sleeps in his bear suit everything all good man all good man yeah everything seems to be appears we're still live

appears we're still live and everything's going good i can see you getting in the bear so you could be walking from dartmouth to halifax but not from l.a to san francisco no man it's a weird one. It's fucking warm there, man. It's like 90 degrees or something. You got a bear suit on? Fuck that. People are fucked.

I guess he's starting to go front me, and he's going to give all the money to charity. So I guess that's good. Okay, that's a weird one. If he's making money, and you know he's probably going to end up making some money himself, right? Well, probably. Good idea, actually. Not bad.

Not too shabs. I might start shortening all my words so that I can... Oh, fuck. I forgot about this. Doctor said to cut a fucking gold ring off a man's penis. This Moroccan... Moroccan junkie went to the hospital, and his fucking penis and his bag were blue and gold to the touch.

He had a gold ring. Jesus Christ. Did you say it was gold to the touch? That's what it said. I don't know if the reporter fucking touched it. Yeah, but they fucking couldn't get it off. They tried bolt cutters, and it was like, nope. So they'd use this saw, and they'd spray cold water on it

because it was burning his cock while they were cutting it off. Oh, my God. What a fucking whore show. What a shit show. What a fucking whore show. How'd he get it on there? He put it on to maintain his erection while he was having fun with himself. And then the erection didn't go away.

Caused some problems. And he was by himself when he did it. Yeah, on fucking heroin or some shit. See, that guy's at a different level of jacking off for sure. Yeah. Like, that's weird shit, man. It's a little fucked up. guy's at a different level of jacking off for sure yeah like that's weird man well you think it's you think it's next level if you're shooting heroin and then beating your meat no you're putting a ring on your on your unit to jack off that like that's weird bubs

like why you want to maintain it that is you want to maintain You want to maintain it? That is... You want to maintain... I'm hearing things. I'm sure I'm hearing things. I'm hearing memes. Oh, yeah, Ricky. Oh, I snapped the leg off the table, too,

so don't jiggle the fucking thing. She's just propped up. This whole table got fucked over. Holy fuck, boys. I was looking up weird things that have been smuggled. 200 pounds of Mexican bologna. That's a weird one. What?

I think he was crossing into Texas from Mexico, and he had 200 pounds of Mexican bologna in a spare tire compartment. Oh, would I fucking like a piece of Mexican bologna right now. I didn't even know Mexico was famous for bologna. I didn't either. I didn't know they were, man. It must be fucking good if you're going to smuggle it. Oh, I bet you Mexican bologna.

I bet you you could make bologna tacos. Oh, fuck. Imagine like mulched up bologna. We're going to try them. We're going to make bologna we're gonna try them we're gonna make bologna tacos that's a fucking good idea man bologna tacos and bologna nachos holy fuck yeah bring that the fuck on what about bologna burritos bologna burritos yeah could be maybe bolognitos Could be, maybe. Bolognitos.

Burritonis. Burritoni. Burrino what? What? Some other guy got caught smuggling a severed seal's head. It's kind of a weird thing to take with you on a trip. Well, yeah, he might have had a reason. Maybe he was making a potion or something.

Seal's head's big in the potion world. Oh, yeah, he might have had a reason. Maybe he was making a potion or something. Seal's head's big in the potion world. Oh, yeah? I believe. I believe. And then those 150 tons of fossilized giant clams. $25 million it says they're worth. So we should find it where you can find those fucking things and start selling them. Fossilized clams. Giant clams. Yeahossilized clams. Giant clams, yeah.

That's fucked. Speaking of fucked, I am fucked still. Are you still? Yeah. Oh shit. That stuff is fucking nuts. What level are you at, Ricky? 10 and a half. Are you really? Trying to keep together, I'm thinking about walking off.

No. Yep. No, look, I'll thinking about walking off. No. Yeah. No, look, I'll just put you right on the spot again. This will calm you down. Oh, man, that's making things worse, I think. That's just you live to the internet, Ricky. Yeah. So not much happened on, oh, actually some shit happened on April 30th. It is April 30, right?

It is. Yeah. Is it April 30, right? It is. Yeah. Is it the last day of April, or is there a 31? April 31st? I don't know. 30 days has November, June, X, September. April 31st? I don't think there's an April 31st.

No, I think there's a 30 only. So it's the last day. So tomorrow's May 1st. That's what I'm saying it is. The World Wide Web was launched 1989 on this day 1989 the world wide web www yeah jesus murphy it wasn't that fast was was it? In 1945, Hitler and Eva Braun killed themselves. Yes! But did they? Or did one of them kill the other?

No, man. I don't know. Venezuela or something, man. Yeah, I mean, I saw that show, you know, the hunt for Hitler or whatever, and they said he might have went down to Argentina or whateverina or whatever really so who'd they find look like well they just found bones and i think they found that little mustache we found that little mustache on a piece of skin over in the corner but that could have been from anybody why did they commit suicide with acid what what do you mean they found bones?

They were in a fire, weren't they? They took some poison. They took poison, but then the place went up and got burned. I don't believe that, then. He definitely fucked with someone. I could be wrong. No, he escaped for sure, then. I don't know a lot about him, but am I ever glad the cocksucker died?

Did he, though? Well, at least he's not around now. Even if he made it, he's dead now for sure, because he's about 180. I hope he had a shitty life if he did leave. No, you know what? If he went down to South America, he had a good fucking life. He had a good spot down there, man.

Doesn't seem fair, does it? No, he shouldn't. He had like a little Nazi boys club. Fuckers. Don't put a... Don't put your gold ring on your penis, Julian, while you're isolating. Won't end well for you.

I don't plan on doing it. I don't plan on doing anything like that. Have you thought about it, though? Jesus, bro. No, man. I don't have problems like that, that I have to, like, throw something on to keep it like that. Oh, you just... Fuck.

Fuck. Oh, Julian. You can just get erect on demand, can't you? Boys, come on. We're not talking about these shit right now. On demand. On demand. You're just like Crave TV.

Oh, fuck. You're just like Netflix. On demand. You know what? Speaking of Netflix, I got to go make something to fucking eat. And I'm watching a movie or something. Just like that. I've had it.

Just like that, huh? I'm done. I think I'm done, man. Wave to us, man. I got to eat. We're right over here. Just wave to us. No, I meant through your window, for fuck's sakes.

Oh. I'm just doing cyber waves. Oh, yeah. I don't actually know how we're going to finish up here. I never thought of that. I guess I'll just go pull the plug right out of the wall. Oh, yeah. Okay, I'm gonna say

goodbye. I'm gonna say goodbye. And then I'm gonna go, just you guys wait, and I'll tell you when. Let me sneak by you again, Julian. Jesus. Be careful. That joke never gets old, baby. You know how quickly you can get an erection. Be careful.

Yeah. You better watch yourself, bubs. Jesus. Well, hopefully things fucking get back to normal soon. Good luck, Julian. Maybe we'll be able to hang out and drink sometime this weekend. We'll see. Welcome to the Park After Dark.

And goodbye from the park after the dark goodbye to all the people out there goodbye people out there goodbye everybody love yous cheers