Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 49 - The Sunnyvale Detectorists

Episode Date: May 2, 2023

Gold, gold, gold! Bubbles has a decent new gadget - will it make the Boys a fortune down Oak Island? They also discuss lotto winners' etiquette, and try to remember if they partied with golfer John Daly. Also: Sunnyvale Trailer Park, Turks and Caicos - coming soon?!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. I just think pickles are better. Don't like pickles, man, especially those little fucking gherkin ones. Don't like them. They're adorable. You know what I do like, though? Pickle fucking chips. How do you like pickle chips but not like pickles? That's weird.

That is fucked. You're a weirdo. Yeah. Well, I don't know, man. Harvey's have big pickles, eh? No pickles on your fucking chicken sandwich? I don't like tomatoes, but I like tomato sauce. What about tomato soup?

I'll have a tomato soup with a fucking grilled cheese in it. Remember I threw that tomato and fucking got you right in the bag? Yes, I do remember. Tomato shattered. I bruised your balls, didn't I? No, no, it shattered. Didn't even affect me. But for like weeks you thought that the little tubes connected to your nuts,

you thought that actually one ripped off. No, no, that wasn't the tomato. That's when you hit me with the softball. The vast deference? What? How do you know that word? How do you fucking know that, man? Once in a while, my brain works well. Jesus.

How do you know vast deference? Not sure. It just came to me. Just like a vision. Wow. A vision of my vast afferents. But remember you thought that you had one dislocated nut? I think I did.

It was like the moon going around the earth in your bag. That happens all the time. You got to just jump up and down and get her back down there. Yeah, man. Sometimes they go right up inside, eh? It's fucked. Don't get booted in the nuts. First time it happens,

it's weird. He's wrong. Oh. Did you think one of your nuts left? Boys, we're... It's wrong? No, I didn't know it was true. Let's talk about getting booted in the nuts, man. Have you been booted in the nuts? Me? I think every kid has been booted in the nuts. Maybe not now, because kids are pussies these days,

but back in the day... You got booted in the pussy? No. Kids are pussies these days. Oh back in the day... You got booted in the pussy? No. Kids are pussies these days. Oh. I thought you said someone booted me in the pussy. No. The man pussy. The man one. Okay.

All right, what is this? Park After Dark? Welcome to Park After Dark. Episode 9, 426,206. It is April the 2-8. That is crazy. April just came and went. Is it? Yes. It's almost May, man. May's a good year.

Next week will be May. Good as fuck. And that's the month of my birthday is in May. I'm a Taurus. A Taurus? Taurus. I wish I was a tourist somewhere right now. For fuck's sakes.

Yeah. Get me the fuck out of here. Me too. All right, what do you got for us there, Ricky Dicky? I don't have a ton of stuff today. It's all right, man. I'm fucking tired. Me too, and I got a sore arm.

Where do you got a sore arm from? Don't know. Jinky Jank. Jinky Jank. Jinky Jank. What's the thing, man? You fucking, you can sleep on it, you know? I don't know if it has something to do with getting older or what, man. I was kind of excited because they had this thing that said weird,

bunch of weirdest lottery winners in history. So I'm like, oh, cool. There was only two. It's probably a lot more than that probably a lot makes them weird though this waitress she got tipped you know the man she got tipped a lottery ticket yeah and she won how much like millions a lot Wow and the guy that tipped the ticket is only the stipulation was if you win got to buy me a new truck. That's easy.

She said no. She said no. He sued her and didn't win. Oh, it's his word again. Why wouldn't she just buy him a fucking truck? And then the rest of the staff sued her, too, because they were all supposed to split. The tips.

Fuck them. It's my tip. They get. The tips. Fuck them. It's my tip. They get fucked too. I give, fuck them. The way I see it, she was doing her job. She got her tip for doing her job. Yeah, but if there's a rule in the place where they all split tips,

they all should have split the law. You know what? Split it with your friends and family. Fuck the people that were in the restaurant that day. So her co-workers. Fuck them. She's not working anymore. She's a millionaire.

They could suck it. Fuck, I would have given her money. She wouldn't buy the guy a truck. She won millions of dollars. Trucks are, yeah, they're like 90 to 100 grand. Yeah, but if you won 10 million and you wouldn't have had anything if it wasn't for him. The buddy got good service, obviously, so he did get something out of it.

Oh, my God, listen to you, you cheap cocksucker. That's pretty greedy. You greedy son of a whore. If I had a mom, she'd be getting something. If I had a dad, he'd be getting something. You guys would get a bit. I'd give you guys some fucking money if I won the lottery. But whoever gave you the ticket?

Maybe monthly payments. If somebody gifted you the ticket, you'd say, fuck them. I'd say, thank you. I fucking served you well, obviously. For a dollar tip, it was probably a dollar ticket. Well, thanks for the fucking dollar tip, you fuckhead. But it wasn't a dollar tip. It was millions.

Yeah, but it wasn't, you know. Might not have. If she had a loss, it's a dollar fucking tip. So fuck them. He probably does it all the time to get out of tipping. You're right. I never thought of that. He probably just goes, here, if you win, buy me a truck.

And then he's like, all I did was tip a dollar. See, that guy has got some fucking problems. He deserves not to get a cent. Yeah, maybe you're right. You're thinking of it the wrong way. You've got to think of it the other way. If he's doing that all the time just so that he doesn't have to tip and he's only tipping a dollar.

I think he does do it all the time because that's why the staff sued him because they'd sort of agreed that if anybody won, they'd all split it. So he must have tipped some of the other staff. Oh, fuck. She did the right thing but not buying the truck. Fuck me.

I don't know. I think I stole it about the cocksucker truck. Probably. Then I would have stole it. A used one don't know. I think I stole it about the cocksucker truck. Probably. Then I would have stole it. A used one, you know. On Kijiji, five grand. Less than that. Here. You gave me a dollar tip, buddy.

You wouldn't buy him a $5,000 truck. Nope. It would be... I might get him a truck, the cheapest truck that actually has an inspection on it. How's that? Is that nice? A couple grand. Probably $1,500. $1,500, there you go, bud.

Not bad for a dollar fucking tip he gave you. Think about it. You're thinking of it wrong. Greedy son of a whore. It's not greedy. The only other one that was on there was this fucking dude bought a thing of orange juice that was five bucks, and he took it home and his wife fucking freaked out because it was too expensive she's like you gotta merch that take that back motherfucker take it back we talked about this one i keep going i thought we did so

he took it back and he fucking bought a lottery ticket and he won 315 million oh and what happened divorce i don't know if it was me I wouldn't like see you, sweetie. I bet you he'd buy in the fucking fancy orange juice. Yeah, exactly. I'd come home with a whole fucking case. Gold-plated orange juice. I want my orange juice in a gold chalice.

That ended in divorce. Or he's like, thank you, sweetie, for being such a cunt. Now I'm rich. Two ways to look at that one, too, I guess. I'm so glad you're a miserable cunt. Now we're rich. That guy went out and got drunk, probably got a bunch of prostitutes, did his thing, and is divorced now.

I guarantee you, it could be a meth head. Did you ever see that clip where they're interviewing people buying lotto tickets? And the news person, there's a guy at the counter, and she says, hey, if you win, what are you going to do? And he turns around and he goes, tons of prostitutes and cocaine. Yeah, for the guy. Right on the fucking news.

He definitely went through all of his money. I wonder how many fucking lottery winners do become... A lot. Addicts. A lot, man. Yeah? I would think so, because you've got anything you want at your disposal. Yeah.

Where would you go? 315 million? That's a lot. Sweet. Jeez. It's hard to go through that. That would take a while. Oh, no, you could go through it.

Oh, I know you could. First fucking thing I'd do, buy a fucking jet. Woo! You would not be flying it. With 315 million, you could drop 50 million on a jet. Guess what, you still got 300 million and a jet. I'd be flying all over the town. I'd be with you, man.

Might have to get my QALYS license. I'd make you pay for your seat. The jet would be kind of cool, I guess. You'd make me fucking pay for my seat. I'd make you pay for your seat. That would be kind of cool, I guess. You'd make me fucking pay for my seat. I might. Charge you for gas. Fucking expensive vehicles, though. You charge me for gas,

I charge you for gas. It's only 50 grand. Yeah, because I don't have 315 million. See, now that's greed right there. You talking about me being greedy? Oh, yeah. When it comes to... That's ultra-greedy.

When you're getting fucked, then people are greedy. If I had $315 million, you guys would never work a day in your life. You'd be doing stuff for me. So nothing would change. Exactly. I work, Ricky. I work.

You know what? I would throw down a cool, like, a million each to get you guys hooked up with the right lady. That's all you'd give me? No, just to find. You'd get hooked up with the right lady? Yeah, like, going to those dating sites and shit. I was, because it costs a lot of money. I'm not going to buy a wife.

No, no, no. You go to the services, man. There's TV shows, like the Hollywood ones, right? And you think they're going to let me on? Yeah, they're the ones that go out and find these women that are like, not fucked in the head and awesome. They exist? Yeah. They'd like to go out with guys that are fucked in the head, maybe, with money. Why would he go on a TV show?

Oh, there's TV shows. There's dating services, Bob. They cost a lot of money. Listen. Oh, is that the delivery guy? The Amazon guy? Why what's up? Oh boys. Why the fuck you ordered shit to my fucking house? Because they don't I don't have a civic address properly Ricky. What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? I ordered a metal detector. No way. I'm going to start metal detecting, boys.

For what? Well, that's what you do. You detect. We need to go to Oak Island, man. That's where we need to go. Oak Island? You need more than this at Oak Island, June. Well, there's still lots of places

I guarantee you they didn't check. Oh, decent. I kind of always wanted to do a bit of metal detecting Decent That's a good one, huh? It's not, you know, top of the line or anything But it's supposed to be here Maybe you can figure it out

I can't really see It's easy to put together that Oh, there's the fucking arm thing Decent I can't really see. It's easy to put together, man. Oh, there's the fucking arm thing. Decent. This is pretty cool, bubs. Yeah. I mean, I can find... I'll go down to the beach and find some loose change.

Well, this is a camera with a fucking loose case. Very good. Oh, decent. There's the fucking wheel thing. This can't be that hard to put together, decent. There's the fucking wheel thing. This can't be that hard to put together. This is like the steering wheel part that goes at the end. This is the actual detector right here. Boys, if I could make even ten bucks a week.

Ten bucks a week. If I could make ten bucks a week on loose change at the beach, pay for itself. Tell me three weeks. Put this thing underwater. No, I don't know. Because there's a lot of fucking ships that hit the fucking reefs and shit

off the coast, right? I'm not going diving with it. Well, that's where the real fucking loot is, bud. Well, you don't use this for diving. Jesus fucking Christ. You know what you're doing over there? Fuck off. Clearly he does not know what he's doing.

I wouldn't let him do that. There, look. See? It sounds like it's breaking. Yeah, it doesn't sound good. No, calm down the fucking muscular fucking aggression. I don't think he plugged anything in here. If it's not going in like with this much force, don't fire up the fucking jackhammers.

That's what your mama used to say. Don't fire up the jackhammers and force it. Get her right in there as hard and as fast as you can, which is what I'm going to do. This one, buddy boy. That's not true. It is true, man. What the fuck is this thing here now? This is the module.

This is the control module. Oh, yeah. What the fuck makes it connect to that fucking thing down there? Well, there's a K- oh, she needs batteries. Do you have 9-volt batteries? Oh, you do? I do. I remember.

I put them on a... These were mine. My laser... Oh, they're still here? My laser thermometer uses those. Fuck. Your... Your what?

My laser thermometer. Do you have a laser thermometer? It's an important fucking thing. Is that the one you thought was a rectal thermometer and jammed it up your arse? No. That was something different. It was way too big. Ricky had this great big thermometer that you, you know, put here. Yeah? And he thought it was rectal. He had it right up his arse when I came in to take him to the mall.

What the fuck? He's got problems here. Oh, boys, I'm going to fucking... What the fuck's going on? Yeah. You fucked her. Oh, don't break my fucking thing. It's not broken.

You should never have let him put his hands anywhere near that. I know. I'm just realizing that now. Oh, yeah, boys, look at that. She's gonna fire right up, I think. This is very exciting. Well, it's not, because he's already broken. Didn't break it yet, man.

Yes. There we go. Oh, boy, she's... Here we go. Here we go. Okay, look at that. How does this... There's the cable plugger.

All right. Okay, bud. Where should we go first, boys? Oh, fuck. Liquor store. I fucked her. Did you break it? No, I didn't break it.

I just fucked something up. Don't force it. You know, sometimes these things come with instructions. No, you don't break it. I just fucked something up. Don't force it. You know, sometimes these things come with instructions. No, you don't need them. Fuck instructions. All right, we got it. This is the part. There you go.

Oh, she's adjustable. Okay, I did something wrong here. Yeah. That's upside down. Nope, not a big fucking deal, bubs. Not a big deal. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Tell me, man. What in the name fuck are you doing? I can put fucking deal, bubs. Not a big deal. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

What in the name fuck are you doing? I can put shit together, bubs. What a fuck up. Yeah, you're going to see when I plug this baby in, I start finding fucking gold coins and shit. Oh, I'm finding gold coins. Well, I'm going to use it first, probably, because I've got a few good places to check out. You're not using it first.

Ornstown Beach. I just got it. You'll have it fucking broken in about four minutes. You'll be fucking selling it to somebody. You'll be renting it out. You'll have... Renting it out? You know what?

You'll have... Somehow it'll be involved in a drug deal. You're right. You'll be fucking scouring for drugs or something. I think I put it together without instructions by the way. Now plug that in. Careful with the fucking detector. You gotta wrap this around here a little bit,

you know what I'm saying? How much did this cost? It wasn't that much. All right, bubs. I put it on Julian's face, I heard. I heard what? Well, this is mine then. No, no.

Until you give me some money, I am the proud owner. That's not how you work it. That's how you work it. That doesn't look right. See? Metal. It's not. It's not. It's not how you work it. That's how you work it. That doesn't look right. See? Metal. It's not. It's not. It's not detecting.

That's not detecting. You're telling me that's not detecting? What's it say? Nothing. Fuck. Oh, yeah, there we go. Now we can take a look at it. All right.

You look like you got... You put it together wrong. It looks like you got polio crutches on. Yeah. Yeah. See, it's working. It's not. There's no metal there. There's something underneath these fucking boards, bubs.

I'm telling you. I'm not buying it. Yeah. Try it. It's fucking working Yeah No No

No No No No No No Beep beep beep See that beat

That's gold right there Gold Okay just wait now. Something's fucked. Let me see. What's going on if you put it down? Oh, yeah, look at that. You got anything in there?

I got no metal in my bird, so it's not working. Put it in your bag. It's not working, obviously. It's fucking working, man. No, something's fucked. Okay. Indoor testing. Rotate the volume control away from off to power on the detector.

Done. Setting the operating mode. Disc. Press menu to select disc. Then plus or minus to set the disc numeric value. That's a 78. Okay, 83. If the disc value is set to 00, the detector can detect all kinds of metal. 81 on the watch.

90. Holy fuck. This thing fucking works great, Bubs. Oh, listen to this. The detector sounds a tone low for iron, medium for five cent nickels, pull tabs, zinc, high for 25 cents for silver objects. If you don't want to find the... Gold. Gold.

Right there. That's gold, dude. Gold. That's the kind of... Remember that fucking... That note right there, because that's the money. Money. Money.

Money. Money. Money. Money, money, money, money, money, money. Is it in your head yet? Yes. All right. Don't want to waste your fucking time. Oh, I see how you, so you can, so listen to this. If you set the range for above 21,

it'll only tell you if there's expensive stuff underground and not like... It's going to 21 right now. I know how to fucking work this, bud. 21. Okay. Decent. See, look.

Okay. It's not fucking with that, but wait till you get the gold. Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold. So you actually got to touch the fucking thing? It should be picking up from far away. There, look, I'm not touching it. Hold it out here. Fuck, you got to get right over it.

No, but it finds stuff. It's underground. Boys, all I'm saying, that fucking beep that you just heard is the gold beep. You got to learn it. Yeah, but you can't put that underground. Okay, let's go fucking put something. Oh, this thing's decent.

It's not. All right, well pretend the tablecloth is soil. It's gonna fucking scan. It needs to be flat over the, that's the exact. Right there, look. Yeah, when you touch it. Fucking piece of shit. It's not a piece of shit, okay.

It's a piece of sh... Yeah. That's gold. Just all figure it out in all unit properly. It's great for finding stuff that's right on the surface. We need one that could detect, like, hash. I mean, that stuff rate on the surface, I can see that with my own fucking... What about gold-stamped

hash bricks? I wonder if it'll fucking work for that. Because down Lunenburg, that's where a lot of fucking hash gets dumped. Oh, I'm gonna be one of these guys that you see doing this. Except your thing won't be going on.

You know what? A lot of guys that do things like that do not get laid by the way, bubs. So you want to keep that in mind. Yes, they do. No, they don't. Detectorists, they're banging all the time. That's a good show, man. I watched that.

What show? The Detectorists. That's why I bought this, Ricky. Oh, that's a good show. I like that. It's a great show. That Scottish prick? Is that the guy? He's Scottish. He used to be in the office.

Yeah, he's English. Oh, the British office. Okay, I'm just going to set that there. Did you turn it off? Fucking decent. Yes, I turned it off. All right. Whoo!

You're going to be rich now, boy. I'm a detectorist now, boys. It's exciting stuff. Very exciting. I guess we should see who got born on April the 28th. Oh, I can't wait. Big Tuna.

Big Tuna? Who's that? Tony Ocardo. He's an American mobster. Big Tuna? Tony the Tuna? He's part of the St. Valentine's Day horse shit. How old was that? When did that happen?

Boys, I'm right out of her. No shit, man. I'm ready to go to fucking Laurentstown Beach and find some shit. I'm ready to go have a nap. Talk to Jay Leno. He got born on this day. Did he? Yeah.

Lots of cars. He was born, but his chin was born a couple days later. Well, yeah, that's what they're saying. John Daly. I'd love to party with that fucking crazy guy. We have, haven't we? Have we? but his chin was born a couple days later. Well, yeah, that's what they're saying. John Daly. I'd love to party with that fucking crazy guy. We have, haven't we? Have we? I think so.

We'd party with John Daly somewhere. Is he the golf guy? Yeah, no, I'd remember that. No, we did, Ricky. He hit a ball right off somebody's fucking, somebody put a T in their mouth with the ball up here and let him crank it right off their fucking face. How fucking wasted were we?

See, I have a fucking vague memory of that. I didn't think it was John Daly. No, I don't remember that. Isn't he the guy that can hit his fur as fuck? And he's drunk all the time? Yeah, we partied with him, boys. Did he party with John Daly? Yes, Ricky. How the fuck is that possible?

We partied with the man. We were blacko drunk then. Yeah, you were. You were. Yeah, you were. You were so high. You fucking, I. That I blacked it out. Fucking love that guy. He hit a fucking ball.

A drunk guy laid on the ground and put a long T in his mouth and set the ball right here. And everybody's like, oh. And John Daly was fucking wasted. Are you sure that wasn't some kind of like wet dream you had or something? No, and somebody's like, oh, this is a bad idea because if he fucking misses...

Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember something about that. Somebody goes, if he misses, he's going to kill the guy and he looks over and goes, I don't miss. Boom! Fucking cranks her about 400 fucking yards. Where the fuck was this, I wonder?

It was in PEI and he was right out of her. How the fuck do I not... He looks over and goes, I wonder? It was in PEI, and he was right out of her. How the fuck do I not have any recollection of that? He looks over and goes, I don't miss any fucking gist. How many years ago? A lot. Okay, so I'm black in parts of my upbringing. I think it was. Me too.

I think that was probably, oh, at least 15 years ago. All right, so I totally blocked that out of my. Maybe even more. It was like early. I don't know anything past 10 ago. All right, so I totally blocked that out of my... Maybe even more. It was like early... I don't know anything past 10 years. Early days, boys. Wow. We must have been really giving it back then.

I'm fucking pissed that I don't remember that. We must have been a lady drunk during that fucking golf tournament. I mean, it's possible I saw it on a YouTube video and I imagined I was there. No, stop talking. We did party with John Daly. I'm 99.9% sure I was there. No, stop talking. We did party with John Daly. I'm 99.9% sure I was there. But when I picture it, it is in a small window. I'm picturing it.

So it's tough to say. That small window was a TV. That's what I mean. It might have been a YouTube video that I thought I was part of. All right, if anybody knows John Daly, if they can get to the bottom of this, it'd be nice to know. Maybe he's got a picture. Did we or did we not? No, we definitely did. We definitely

partied with John Daly. I think there's a picture of him. I was going to say, do we have any pictures at least to prove? I bet you there's one on the internet. There's a fucking picture. Man, maybe it'll bring back some flashbacks. Too short. He got burnt some flashbacks. Too short. He got born on this day.

Too short. Yeah, he's a rapper. Yeah. Little big, great big tall guy, wasn't he? Penelope Cruz. Kazungas. Kazungas? Yeah.

Thanks. What does that mean? Oops. Yeah. She's very hot. She's that mean? Oops. Yeah. She's very hot. She's a very good actress. She was married to that fuckhead, too. Tom Cruise, wasn't she?

Was she? Yes. No. What? She was at least banging him. She wasn't married to Tom Cruise. He was married to Nicole Kidman. But he was with Penelope Cruz for a while.

He was in a movie with her. And the movie gets... No, you're thinking of the other girl from... Nope. It with Penelope Cruz for a while. He was in a movie with her. And the movie gets... No, you're thinking of the other girl from... Nope. It's Penelope Cruz. That he basically kidnapped. What was her name? Katie Holmes. Katie Holmes that he kidnapped. Well, remember there was all

that stuff on the internet, save Katie Holmes, because everybody thought he had her captive? Jessica Alba. Yummy. captive. Jessica Alba. Yummy. Who's Jessica Alba? I don't know. Beautiful woman. Is she?

Oh, yeah. Very nice as well. An actress? Is she an actress? Yeah. Very cool. Right on. That pretty much, that's the only people that you know.

You know who else was born today? Who? You? Dick Butcock. Dick Butcock. Oh, Dickie Butcock. Dick Butcock. Dick Butcock. Old Dickie Butcock. Richard. Richard Butcock.

Rick, why do you have deep tanning oil? I'm going to work on my color. Is this the shit? The sun is coming out. Ricky, I can't wait. I love when you get right fucking burnt. When you fall asleep outside. This would do it, man.

This is like putting. No, but this is much better than what he used to do when he used to put. Bacon grease. Yeah, remember he used to put Crisco on himself? And bacon grease. And then pass out and you'd be as red as a fucking lobster. Who does that? I remember the time I passed out with my handgun right here and woke up with a fucking handgun.

That was cool. It was white and everything else was lobster red. Remember the time we cut a fucking wiener out of cardboard and laid it on your face and it looked like you had a big cock going to your mouth? That was awesome. Sunburn. That was pretty mean. Kind of mean.

No, it was pretty funny. It didn't last long. No. I'm fucking glad winter's done. Me too, man. I don't want any more winter. No. You know what, boys?

We should think about moving to a trailer park down south somewhere. Maybe in Costa Rica. Thailand. That's too far. Let's fucking just give her. What would you eat? Because it doesn't cost much to live there, man. Yeah, but what would you eat?

I'm sure they have pizza. A few things in mind, but yeah. I'm sure they have pizza. Right, I'll be mountain crew. But what about Costa Rica? It's not as far to get there. Spiders, snakes. They don't have those in Thailand?

Don't know. Didn't check that out. All right. Let's think about it. That's our retirement days, boys. We're going to move somewhere nice. You know what I mean? We should start thinking about it soon.

Good food and not a lot of animals that can kill you. Bengal. And where you can make some easy money. Costa Rica does have, they're called bullet ants. They're about that big, and it's supposed to be the most painful thing. If it bites you, it's like getting shot. Yeah, that sucks, man. No. Bullet ants. They're about that big and it's supposed to be the most painful thing. If it bites you, it's like getting shot. Yeah, that sucks, man. No. Bullet ants. I don't want to deal with that shit. That would suck, actually.

Yeah. Yeah, fuck going there. I don't want to get bit by a bullet ant. Alright, if then, does anybody have any ideas where you can live? The Bahamas, they have no snakes or anything. Expensive, expensive. Yeah. But there's one fucking Barbados. No, no, no. Turks. But there's one fucking... Barbados.

No, no, no. Turks and Caicos, aren't they going to try to become part of Canada or something? What? Yeah, one of those islands down there. They've been trying for like 40 years, and they're saying this year it might happen. If that happens, we can fly from here to there with as much weed as we want, and it won't fucking matter. Can you do that?

Yeah. What? Because it's still Canada. There's one of the countries that's going to become part of Canada. They've been working on it for 40 years, man. Why does it take so long? Don't know. It's a bit of a fucking thing to work out, Ricky.

Joining a country when you're not physically... That would be amazing. I'll move there. Me too. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh my god. i'm in canada but i'm in the and weed is legal that's paradise that's huge that is fucking and the rum jesus murphy i never heard about this yeah where the fuck is it it's like saints in the caribbean down there man grabby and we're working on it for 40 years, though, but they're saying they just,

it came up in conversations, let's fucking do it. But for 40 years they've been saying this is the year? They've been talking about it, but they're saying they're really, like,

fucking hammering it down now to make it happen. They're too, like, the food is apparently... And the booze, but weed. He can bring weed there. That's the best thing.

Well, they must have turkey and cake, wouldn't they? Turks and Caicos? No there. That's the best thing. Well, they must have turkey and cake, wouldn't they? Turks and cacos? No, that's not the same thing. Well, yeah, maybe they do have turkey and cake. I would think. All right, we've got to go. Oh, I'd love a big slice of turkey and a slice of cake.

Let's figure this out and make some retirement plans, but we've got to go. We've got quite a few months left yet. Oh, yeah, we've got lots of months. We don't have to move until when, November? Well, I want to move soon. You want to move soon? I don't want to be down there in the? Well, I want to move soon. You want to move soon? I don't want to be down there in the fucking summer.

It'll be hot as fuck. No, but I mean, we should start planning now to get there in November, December. I'll go in November. All I need is a fucking little shed. All we need is money to get down there. So that's another big hurdle we got to fucking figure out. All right, we're done. Let's wrap this one up.

Thanks for watching everybody. And hopefully we'll be retiring in the sun, in the tropics. Woo, someday. All right. See the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer. Go to swearnet.com or download

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