Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 5 - Gimme An 'F'

Episode Date: June 24, 2024

It's hot as f**k in Sunnyvale, and the Boys are tryin' to get a tan, man! On today's menu: hot dogs and loud fish, the Sperminator, and Ronnie Thunder's overactive weiner. Plus: Get learnt on a new 'f' word!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. Pop's pretty fucked up, boys. It's strong shit, man. I said, here, there's a dude who said he found a dead mouse in a mountain dew. So Pepsi came back with an expert who claimed

that the drink was so acidic that it would have dissolved the mouse within 30 days. So fuck you. You're not getting a cent. Boys, that's not good for you, man. More year the one. I know, but this stuff's going to fucking kill me

one of these days, I think. You don't think it's the 900 gallons of liquor you drink a week? Well, it's the pot, man. I think maybe I should start maybe mixing it with water. Yeah, not the several hundred ounces of liquor.

Well, yeah, it's not hundred ounces of liquor. Well, yeah, it's not that great for you as well, I guess. Alright. Welcome to Trailer Park After Dark. Nice man. What are you eating today, boys? What kind of chips have we got on the row?

Free ones. Is it fucking really June 21? Yes, Ricky. Yeah, man. Fuck, the year's going by like a goddamn, you know. Seems like just yesterday was May 2-4 weekend. It's been a hot week. It's been a hot week this week, boys.

A little heat wave. A little heat wave. A little heat wave. You got a little sun? If you'll get a little squirrely in the heat. Fall asleep in the sun? Drunk? I noticed you had your shirt off quite a bit. Trying to get a tan, man.

Trying to get a tan. It's very distracting to the... To who? To the man in the park. Going to work, they see you there, and they're like, Oh, probably shouldn't be leaving Mildred home for the day. I to work, they see you there and they're like, oh. Probably shouldn't be leaving Mildred home for the day. You know what was going on? I saw Randy on his ride out in Longmore and he came

up doing this grass and just stopped. He was just like... That's just so fucked. That was not happening. Yeah. Oh, man. I didn't see you. I just knew you were staring at something. I didn't realize you were tanning. I wasn't tanning. I was outside working, man. There's a difference. I didn't see you. I just knew you were staring at something. I didn't realize you were tanning. I wasn't tanning. I was outside working, man.

There's a difference. I don't have time to sit around and do nothing. I got work to do. What were you working at? I got work to do, the Osiris. Yeah, that was real funny. Just I'm trying to clean up my trailer a bit, Bubs. It looks like shit.

Oh, I agree with that. And I'm thinking that maybe you should consider saving up some money and throw some new siding on your shed, because it's a bit of an eyesore. Right next to my place. My shed, it looks like a fucking palace compared to your trailer. It does not, man. Wait and see. Do you want to have a look? Alright, we'll see, man.

You can do some landscaping around your shed, fix it up, we'll have a contest, see what plate looks the best. The shed has aged well. Looks better. The shed's gorgeous. Because I maintain it. Yeah, it's got a few leaks. I'm going to go get us some chicken chips.

Okay. We can't be fucking chewing these too loud because some people get freaked out about the sound. You know what that's called? MSNA? Yeah. MSNA. That's where you listen to people chewing and beat your meat. Is that what you're supposed to do? I think that's what people do, isn't it? Make it a lot better than just listening to people eat.

Some people get right into it. Did you hear about the controversy with Joey Chestnut? Yes, I did actually. What the fuck happened to Joey Chestnut? He's not allowed to compete in the Nathan's Hot Dog competition this year. Why? Because he signed a fucking

deal with Impossible Foods. Vegan competitor. Nathan's was like, fuck you, you're not coming here promoting another brand of hot dogs, bud. That's smart, man. So he's sucking back fucking veggie dogs now.

Well, he claims that he is. I don't know. He did a deal with Impossible, but Nathan said, fuck you, you can't promote a different dog. Okay, so what kind of deal was it? Do we know the money here? The actual...

No, but I hope it was fucking worth it. It had to be over a million bucks. He's won 16 out of the 17 last competitions. What the fuck? It's crazy. Oh, the man can suck down dogs. There's no question. He can suck down 76 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes.

That's fucking nuts. So what's he going to do now? That's a lot of dog meat. So what's he doing now? Porn. What? He's gotten into porn. Joey Chestnut doesn't do porn, does he?

Vegan porn. Maybe he should, man. Probably should slap his wiener right into a bun. Well, you didn't eat 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes. You probably sucked 76 similar-shaped objects. You know he's not going to barf while doing it. No. He's getting farther than that.

He definitely has no gag reflex. Or you know what? He can get into sword swallowing. That's another one. Those guys make a bit of money. Do they? They might.

You know how much a sword swallower makes? I don't know, man. I know when they're downtown Were you researching it when you needed a job? No, they're doing it.

People are firing a butt and they're like, money. Actual real money into the guy's hat. I don't fucking know, man. I didn't know his nickname was Joss. Joey Joss. Joey Chestnut?

Yeah. Now, is he from a long line of chestnuts, or was he just... Wait, that's Chestnut. That's not his real last name, is it? I believe. I think so. Why would he come up with the nickname Joey Chestnut? Don't know. He's a hard dog eater. That's a weird handle. I thought it was his nickname until you said his nickname is Jaws. How would you get a nickname? If he was just going to give himself a nickname to do with this, he would have been fucking Joey Dog Swallower.

No, he could have had the nickname from a little kid. He was like, maybe he'd suck back, I don't know. What, he used to eat chestnuts? Chestnuts, yeah. Chestnuts at Christmas time? Maybe. On an open fire? I mean, he doesn't impress me anyway.

Do you remember the guy that used to fucking eat light bulbs and steel and fucking... Yeah, he ate a plane. He ate a fucking airplane. Remember he used to put the fucking light bulb there and just go... And it would just shoot down his throat? Why isn't that guy fucking competing with... You know what, he used to go to Nathan's... He's fucking dead.

Is he dead? I would imagine. He ate about 7,000 light bulbs. He's not dead, man. I'm telling you, this guy, he was out doing the fucking light bulb thing not that long ago. Like, a couple years ago.

I don't know. He was on That's Incredible, though, wasn't he? Yeah. What? A guy on that show that ate a bike. That was him? That was the guy. Oh, yeah, man. No, no, that's he? Yeah. What? The guy on that show that ate a bike. That was him? That was the guy. Oh, yeah, man.

Oh, no, that's a different guy. The guy that cuts up the little pieces of metal, he's different than the sucker downer guy. This guy can just take like a pool ball

and fucking go, and it fucking shoots down his throat, and then he can fucking bring it back up in whatever order. He cuts the letters and then go, fucking bring it back up in whatever order. Yeah, that guy.

That guy was fucking something else, man. But he should go to Nathan's and say, hey, you know what? I bet you I can suck back more fucking hot dogs than 76. Oh, he could. He would beat Joey Chestnut. He could probably just put five of them together. Yeah. So that guy's dumb. If he doesn't do something like that, that's a lot of money there, man.

I've got to think for a second, but I think he swallowed a bunch of goldfish. Mm-hmm. And then he swallowed, I think he swallowed some soap bubbles, took a drag off a cigarette, and then he brought up bubbles full of smoke with fish in them or something crazy like that. I might not have that

quite right. He could separate them though. That's what you're saying. He's like, no, he could do all kinds. He'd fucking put a robot's cube down there and do this

and bring her back up solved. That's impressive fucking gut muscles. He could. I'm telling you. He could do anything. So let me tell you. Who do you think got banged more, that guy or Joey Chestnut?

Who, would you bang more? No, who got banged more, you think? There's got to be like some groupies or something for these guys. I would think so. I would think Joey Chestnut's just walking around fucking swinging his mallet. If he was into dudes, he would be very popular. Joey Chestnut? Yes, he would.

Wouldn't he? Probably, man. If he was, you know, cruising down the gay bar and he's like, hey, you know who I am? Holy fuck! and he's like, hey, you know who I am? Holy fuck! Holy fuck, can you ever gobble cylindrical meat down your throat? All right, I got an amazing fact here, guys.

Modern brunch was first proposed in 1895 as a post-hangover meal. No shit. Are you kidding me? Before that, they were like, they didn't have, like, brunch? No. They didn't.

They just said. You knew it had to be invented by someone that slept in. That's what basically, Buddy was so fucked up that he woke up and he's like. I need another. Eating and the mother was probably saying, hey, you missed breakfast. He said, well, there's eating brunch now. I mean, they would have been fucking slogging down absinthe and fucking. All kinds of shit.

...homemade fucking whiskeys and shit. Moonshine. You think the booze was better back then? Probably was. No? No. Quality control, terrible. It might have been stronger, but it was probably shitty.

Oh, they were just using river water to make it. Really? Well, you know, they were. Rivers were clean back then weren't they before we everything over cleaner probably micro plastics none of that stuff did you guys ever see the picture of king henry iii's bathroom and this is that oh i got a big poster of it in my shed it's up man it's a pretty big bathroom classic bathrooms from back in the day it's just a big poster of it in my shed. It's fucked up, man. I missed that one. It's a pretty big bathroom. Classic fucking bathrooms from back in the day.

It was just a big hole that went down like forever with a grate on it. And it had this other little fucking thing by the window where some water, you hit this thing and the water would come in and clean his ass off. Pretty high-tech shit, man. It's like a bidet. It's a, kind of. Wow. The water would hit his arse from what direction?

Up? Don't know, man. I think it was behind him. It's hard to tell. There was like... You know, the toilet seat they'd had was no longer there. It was just a fucking rock. Cleanest arse in fucking Europe.

Mm-hmm. The Japanese have the toilets figured out anyway. Nobody's ever gonna beat them. They got a lot of things figured out,. Nobody's ever going to beat them. They've got a lot of things figured out, man. Earth's cleanliness is paramount. Well, it's the same thing over in the Scandinavian countries, bubs. They all use that. The kind of same thing.

Spray your ass. Not like the Japanese. Why is this a headline? Is this rare or something? What? 23 sets of twins graduate from a single Massachusetts middle school. That's a lot, man. Yeah, that's pretty rare, Ricky.

A lot of fucking twins, man. Jesus Christ. For 23 sets? Out of 450 students, is that a lot? Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, okay. Jesus Christ, man. That's 46 twins, 23 sets.

That's 10%. That's 10% of the school's fucking twins. I guess that's pretty high. There's something in the water. Not fucking. There's a song about that. Something in the water? Yeah.

Maybe the sperminator was down around there. Maybe it's one dude. Did you know the sperminator retired today? Who the fuck is a sperminator? Sperminator. Who's that? What dominator. Who's that? What do you mean who's that? It's one of your favorites, Schwarzenegger. No, no.

Oh, no, he was terminated. He's the fucking terminator. No, Sperminator, he's been donating... Ron Perlman? No, not Ron Perlman. Ron Jeremy. Ron Jeremy. He's in jail, isn't he?

He should be in jail. The Sperminator has been donating his genetic material for years. We talked about him. Yeah, I forgot about that guy. Oh, he's got like... 169 kids now. All right. Right now he has 10 pregnant ladies.

So he's not jacking into a cup anymore? Nope. He's not? No, he's not.ing into a cup anymore? Nope. No, he's not. He's hanging it up. He's fucking... How much money did he make? 169 kids? There's got to be some that didn't work out. He wasn't doing it for the money. He was doing it...

Oh, fuck you. He'd be a lot of child support. No, he doesn't have to do that, Ricky, because he's donating it. Some people go after him. Give it time. They'll come after him, man. 169 kids. He's putting the balls up on the mantle now, though.

He's cutting them off? No, I'm just saying. Why is he? Why? What's the reason? He said quality control. He's 50 now. He's 50? He doesn't want to be doling out, you know.

Aren't you a little fucking river fish the same for your whole life? Well, I think he's just worried they're getting, you know, a bit jinkity-janked. Too much cocaine and shit? Probably. Yeah. I would think he fucking bangs down a lot of rails.

I get that. See, now you're... Bob, this guy's been, like, doing good for the world. Has he? I don't know. 169 kids. There's got to be 169 parents out there that are happy. And now you're basically saying this guy's doing rails

and his fucking load is tainted. Is that what you're saying? I didn't say that, man. You're the one. Talking about. Did you guys see the fucking video of that deer going through the windshield of the bus in Rhode Island? No, man.

Holy fuck. It was insane. The deer, like, jumped full in the air. Bang, right through the windshield. Fucking hurt a few people. Glass everywhere. It was a few people. Glass everywhere. It was a fucking mess. Was he dead?

I don't think he fared out very well after that. Because I've seen him go through windshields and they're still alive and they get up and start kicking.

I don't think this guy was very lively after the impact. Probably not. The video is fucking crazy. You'll have to pull it up sometime. Someday. Or maybe we could just

throw a quick image of it now. There. See? Crazy. That was fucked. That was crazy. All right. Here, boys.

This is something I hope you guys are never going to fucking guess this. You know the little metal piece at the end of a fucking pencil that has the eraser on it? What's it called?

The eraser holder. That is called a sniglet. Nope, close though. Not close, really. Piglet? No. Why does it have a... It begins with F.

I know what it is. Why does it have to be? It begins with F. I know what it is. What is it? If you get, man, you're the smartest person I know. It's like a, a Fippit or a Flippit or a Flippit. Fippit. Not even close. A Flavel. Close.

I know. I can picture the word. A Flavel. A Flavel. F flav-lu. Close. I know, I can picture the word. A flav-it, a flav-le. F-E-R. A flav-lu. F-E-R. Ferret. No, kinda close. A fer-in.

Fern. F-E-R-R. Fur. Fur. Furn-a. Furnace. You're getting there, U is the next one. A fur Furnace. You're getting there. U is the next one.

A Feranga. No. Ferrari. F-E-R-U-L. Ferulog. E. Feruge. Ferule.

It's a Ferule. I knew it. Why? I got it. Why is it? Why would you name something like that? Like, what the fuck is a Farool? Who came up with this? Like, I don't understand.

Call me Tom Farool. Could be the guy's last name. Think that guy's rich? If he had a patent on that, he is. Yeah, he would be wealthy. He'd be pretty wealthy. Well, he'd get some penny for every pencil sold. That's a lot.

That's called smart, Julian, which you are not when you do deals. You went to bed before Julian and I last night. So you missed the whole fucking fish the size of your fingernails talk? Yeah. This is going to blow your fucking mind, man. Buckle up, bubs. Buckle up, bud. Okay, Ricky. Buckle up, bubs. Buckle up, bud. Okay. Buckle the fuck up.

I'm ready. So picture this. There's a fish the size of my fingernail. So there you go. There's your fish. Right there. See that? It can make noises as loud as a jet engine.

No. As loud as a jet engine. No. As loud as a gunshot. That's what they're saying. No, it ain't. 140 dB, bud. Do you want to hear the little fucker? Not by one of the fish. One fish.

Yeah. This little translucent fucking cocksucker on the side of your fingernail can make the sound as loud as a gunshot. I don't believe it. I don't either, but it's true. Do you want to hear

what they sound like? What's the science behind it? How does it work? Well, let me tell you. It's a combination of sonic muscles and drumming cartilage. But there's not enough there.

I agree. Yeah. It's fucking true. Like, that doesn't sound like a jet engine. It's pretty fucking loud. We can't tell how loud it is. That's not as loud as a gunshot. 140 dB. Isn't that gunshot stuff?

That's loud, but... It kind of sounds like something else. June and I were fucked up last night, and that just blew our fucking heads off. That's loud, but... They sound like something else. Julie and I were fucked up last night and that just blew our fucking minds. You know how many times we've listened to that fucking video? A lot. My fucking brain was so sore after that conversation I had to go to bed. I was having nightmares about the little fuckers. I think you got that fucked up, boy. Maybe they joined forces in like a...

No, man. No. No. Pretty cool, huh? Mind-blowing? It is, but I'm going to need further confirmation. I'm going to have to fact-check that one. There's also fucking... The pistol shrimp is another one, man. That can produce sounds as loud as 250 decibels.

Holy fuck. A little fucking shrimp. 250 dB. Yeah, man. You can. Holy fuck. A little fucking shrimp. 250 dB. Yeah, man. You can't have that. I would break glass. Well, that's what's happening, man. You tell these guys.

250 decibels. That's what it's saying. No. I would shatter your fucking eardrum. That's like, that's louder than... We found a... How many decibels was the loudest sound ever recorded? The pistol shrimp.

The Krakatoa volcano was only 310 decibels. That's the loudest thing ever in the history of ever. Don't know what to tell you, man. That's what it's telling me here. We found a fucking Guinness Book World Record that you might want to compete against. See, I forgot about that.

Oh, fuck, yeah, you do. You could win this, Bob. There could be some money made. What is it? Coolest guy in town? An English mechanic just got the new record. The old record was 46 miles per hour.

His new record is 52 miles per hour. And what do you think it's on? I don't know. Frisbee? The world's fastest wheelbarrow. It's a wheelbarrow, buddy. You could easily build one of these. Fucking insane.

Wheelbarrow? It's a full wheelbarrow with an engine on the front, some fucking thing between the legs, and you hold your thing. He's got a thing welded so you can kneel on it behind it. Look at this motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? You know what we could do?

You could fucking build one of those easy. I could. You'd be the fastest graveler delivery around. Oh, yeah. I'm saying we get like you build like a carbon fiber tub, right, and then throw on like a Suzuki 1100 fucking engine on that thing. You're easily hitting over 150 miles an hour. You're cruising right into the Guinness Book of World Records.

You know what? We'll have you on every fucking talk show on the planet. Ting ting. I'm telling you, man. Are you in? I'll give that a shot. All right. We need to get a...

What's a good fucking motorcycle we can get? That are easy to find. Easy to steal? Well, yeah. Kind of. We want like a... Don't we want a ninja? A nice little two-stroke would be good too, though.

Oh, yeah. Nice power band. Nice power band. Nice power band. You on that wheel, you could do fucking catwalks. There's barrel wheelies. Imagine you talking about this on Oprah. I can't. Fucking man.

Does she normally have guests like that on? I don't know. Jimmy Kimmel, then. Somebody. Oprah would have that guest on, I think. Oh, I'll show you. I have a video to show you guys. Oh, yeah?

What? There's this fucking gear, gear thing that somebody built. It's got 100 gears. They're lined up like that. Like a 10-speed, but 100? Yeah. All right. You want to hear something mind-blowing?

Yep. Yeah. All right. You want to hear something mind-blowing? Yep. So it's geared like the first one has to make ten revolutions for gear number two to make one. Okay. And then that pattern continues. So second gear has to make ten revolutions before the third gear makes one.

All right. Jesus Christ, okay. You're losing me. before the third gear makes one. All right. Jesus Christ, okay? You're losing me already. There's not enough power in the universe to turn the gear. What?

Then why was it created? Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? Why are you wasting my time here? Well, it's mathematical. Ah. It's only this big, boys. It's this big and there's not enough power in the, not enough energy in the universe to turn all hundred gears.

Wow. It would take, by the time you got to the last gear for it to do its thing. Yeah. I think it was. Well, the first gear would have to turn how many fucking times? I think it was like a trillion years or something. What? Maybe not that long, but it was billions.

So not enough time or enough power? Time or power. There's not enough energy to actually pump those gears because it takes so much power to power up. I don't know about that. Here, I'm going to find it. You can't tell me a fucking machine can't move this motherfucker? No, like not enough power in the fucking universe.

Maybe they said hours in the universe. See who got born on fucking June the 21st? I don't know about that, Bob. It's a crock of shit. Oh, yeah? Okay, there, lips. Your little buddy Doc from Love Boat got born on this day, didn't he? Who?

Doc from Love Boat. Aren't you a fan of his? Did you call him my little lover? No, I said your little buddy, I think. You might have said lover. The doctor. Yeah. He was my least favorite character on the Love Boat, man.

Oh. Isaac was the man. Joe Flaherty. Pretty funny guy. He was good, man. Sucker. Where is it? The 100-gear machine.

I'm going to find this, sucker. Where is it? The hundred gear machine. I'm going to find this, boys. It's going to blow your minds right out the top of your fucking stupid heads. It might. It just might. Wow, this is really fucking weird. The mom and dad from Family Ties? Both born on this day. Both born in the same year.

Really? What the fuck are the chances of that, I wonder? What were their names? Alex P. Keaton's parents. Meredith Baxter? Meredith Baxter Burney. And Michael Gross. And Michael Gross, but what were their character names?

Alex P. Keaton's parents. I was going to say Michael Keaton, but that's a different actor. No. And Justine Bateman was his sister. That's right. Yeah, she was. And what was the younger sister's name with the blonde hair? I didn't know they had a younger sister.

Yes, they did. They had a younger sister, and then they had that little fucker with the hair that came in. Sam, I think. The little guy. Oh yeah, little brother. He was a little cousin, wasn't he? Here it is, boys. Here it is. Holy fuck, watch this. Just so you can, let me just confirm what they say.

Okay, just wait now. We can buy this. Okay, listen. now. We can buy this. Okay, listen. Listen. Look at this, Ricky. See that machine? Alright. See that machine? All right.

What the fuck did you search to find this? Like, how... What is... Bob, you gotta get a... Are they gonna fucking explain it? Jesus Christ. It's so fucking lame. The one I said, they... It's a bunch of fucking gears, eh?

No, but it's not just a bunch of gears. It's a bunch of fucking gears, Ed. No, but it's not just a bunch of gears. I thought they were going to explain it, for fuck's sakes. They explained it to me. Jim Brewer? You guys like him? He's going to come out of here. Who?

Jim Brewer? Yeah, Jim Brewer. Is he the goat guy? Yeah. All right. Goat boy. Juliette Lewis? Oh, I think I love her.

Juliette Lewis? Yeah. Yeah, I'm at. Chris Pratt? Bubz has a crush on him. Crush or no crush, Bubz? Here it is. Listen to this, boys.

I can't fucking wait. Google, an engineering marvel comprising 100 gears, each with 100 teeth, crafting a remarkable reduction ratio of 1 Google to 1, or 10 to the power of 100, where each gear rotates 10% slower than the one before it, and supposedly the final gear won't start spinning until 14 billion years have passed. They claim that when it does, its torque could lift the universe. But imagine manually spinning the last gear to kickstart the first gear so that it spins at the speed of light.

This is the gear Google... If the final gear finally turned, it would have so much fucking torque it could lift the universe. That's something I thought you could relate to. Come on, Puffs. You know, we're just... You know what? That's something I thought you could relate to. Come on, Puffs. You know we're just... That's just fucked. You know what? That's just... You can't wrap your head around that so fast.

I can. Whatever. Edward Snowden. What were you talking about with him? Snowden? Yeah. Snowden? I wasn't talking about Edward Snowden. Hmm. I thought you were... I thought you liked him.

He's the... the whistleblower fella, isn't he? Yeah. That's... that... found out the NSA was listening to everybody and turning their fucking cameras on and shit? That's him. What about him? It's his birthday. Oh.

I don't think he's allowed in. I think he's in exile somewhere, isn't he? Don't know, man. Do you know there's a bunch of cat islands over in fucking Japan? Yes. What does that mean? It just means there's these places where cats, like, live, but there's more cats than people.

Like tigers? Like, big time. No, it's just fucking kittens, man. Cats. How's kitties? How'd they get there? I don't know. Like tigers? Like big time. No, it's just fucking kittens, man. Cats. House kitties. How'd they get there? I don't know. Kitty boats?

Kitty boats. Trucked off a few cats. Little kitty fairies. And having sex. Next thing you know, you get... That's how it works, Ricky. That's how it works. How many times a year can a cat reproduction?

What? How many times a year can a cat reproduction? They? How many times a year can a cat reproduction? They bang all year, just like in the May, June. It depends. Different kitties have different cycles. Corniness? Yeah. Like Ronnie Thunder, he fucking pounds everything.

365 days of the year. He bangs raccoons. He bangs anything. You saw him banging a raccoon? I saw him bang a dog. Jesus Christ. Like a big dog? A big dog.

Like a German shepherd. And he just climbed on top of it? Ronnie just got on the back and got the claws in. I did see your cat riding a fox, but I thought he was just going for a ride, not actually riding it. Oh no, that was Ronnie Thunder. Ronnie Thunder's giving the heat to everything. Once you get inside, it's a barb, isn't it? Yeah, he drops the hammer. Why, has he got a little hook on it? Once it's in, you can't get it out till he's done. No,

cat wieners have barbs on them. Like tick cocks. Like a fishhook. on them. Like tick cocks? Like a fishhook. Ooh. You didn't know that? No, man. Like, did you, like, examine these up close? It's called science, Julian. You should try it sometime instead of drinking.

Instead of drinking? As you take a drink of fucking straight vodka. Yeah, while I'm doing science. Vodka and science are supposed to mix quite well. There's a lot of alcoholic scientists, man. Absolutely. Yeah, while I'm doing science. Fuckin' science. I was supposed to mix quite well. There's a lot of alcoholic scientists, man. Absolutely there is.

You're not one of them, that's all. You're fuckin' right, I'm not. There's also lots of just alcoholic degenerates. Alright. All of them contribute to society. Boys, let's do something tonight. It's nice-o, let's get drunk. It's fuckin' very nice-o. I'm having a bon something tonight. It's nice out. Let's get drunk. It's fucking very nice out. I'm having a bonfire tonight.

Let's go have a bonfire. Where do you want to have it at? Right out there. All right. Can you get the wood? I've already got the wood. I've got the marshmallows. Oh, I got some wood, too. You're not pulling your boner out at the bonfire, Rick. That's going to happen, I guarantee you. Nobody wants to see your... erect wiener.

Put the hook on it. Alright, let's go. Say goodbye. We're done. You first. Later, guys. Peace. That's a weird one. Alright, see ya. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off.