Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 5 - Givin'r With FUBAR

Episode Date: May 6, 2019

The Boys have a special guest today: Terry from FUBAR has stumbled into the park, in search of his Nova Scotian ancestors! He's also brought some f**ked frozen treats from the Prairies - who dares eat one? They also discuss mouth hugs, the Littlest Hobo, and how to cook bolonairs!

What's up, man? Ricky, what's going on? What's up, boys? Ricky, what's going on? What's up, boys? What are you doing? I got you some socks. What's going on? Nice socks. The byway on sale.

White and black. Yeah, two colors, white and black. What are you doing? What are those? Just waiting for the fucking blown airs to get ready, boys. Holy fuck, you're making blown airs? Fucking right. Decent. Thought we'd have something special for this little thing today

Decent, all right, perk after dark Let's get her, let's get her going What the hell, is that a turntable? Yeah, I guess he's just gonna sleep through this, is he? Fucking tourist Met some fucking guy at the Legion last night What the fuck is that? I think his name's Jerry You picked up a guy at the Legion last night and decided to come back and party. I think his name is Jerry.

You picked up a dude at the Legion last night? We didn't pick him up. No, we were partying. Hey bud. We came back here. Bud, you gotta go. We gotta shoot a thing. You gotta get... What's up? No fuck. Like, I'm just, uh, traveling through. Ricky! What?

That's Terry! He said I could take five. Terry, yeah, that's it. That's Terry! Who's Terry? Terry, from the Faux Bar movie. What the fuck is he doing here? What's up? Ricky, where'd you meet him?

Hey, did you fucking get dinner going or what? Yeah, man. I fucking know who you are now. Ricky, remember we went to the movies? I didn't know he was famous. Oh, fuck. He's a good party. Hey, Terry, what's going on?

I'm Terry. Bob, what's up? Nice to fucking meet you. Good to meet you. Oh, fuck. He's a good party. Hey, Terry, what's going on? I'm Terry. What's your name? Bobo. Nice to fucking meet you. Good to meet you. I see you. Fuck, I'm a little dizzy, guys.

You fucking gave her last night. I'm a little dizzy. What's your name, what? What's up, Julian, man? Nice to fucking pleasure right on. You were right out of her, were you? Fuck, yeah, no, I was just a bit parched. We gave her fucking hard last night.

You want a beer? Yeah, fuck, sorry, guys. Just crashing out there. Yeah, no worries. We're just shooting something here, man. Here, pull up a speaker. What do you... You can be in the thing with us here if you want. Just pull up a speaker.

Easy on the speakers, bubs. Fuck, sorry, guys. We're a little rough there. Fuck. I can't believe you're partying with Terry. Terry. I wish I remembered it. Where's Deaner at?

He's not here. I just have a little... One second there, guys. Sorry, I just gotta... Where is this shitter? Down there. Don't piss in the... Sorry.

Piss down there, yeah. Hold on, guys. I'll be right fucking back. Ricky? You met Terry? I had no idea. I could never fucking tell you he could party. Holy fuck.

Oh, God. Fucking beers he was tell you he could party. Holy fuck. Fucking beers he was shotgunning was nuts. Yeah, fuck he's one of the craziest drinkers I've ever seen. I don't remember much after leaving the fucking Legion. I'm crazier than Leahy. Yeah, sure you guys. Fuck, I don't even really remember I didn't meet you there again. You just met me, man. It's Julian.

Julian Bobbles. Bobbles, yeah. Wash your hands, man. Gary, man. Terry. Fuck, that was a ripper. Fuck yeah, man, it's Julian, for fuck's sakes. Julian Baubles. Wash your hands, man. Game, man. Terry. Fuck, that was a ripper. Fuck yeah, man. Come in and just have a cool one if that's all right.

Right in the door there. This one? Thanks, guys. Pass me one, too. I'll take one. Oh, there you go, bud. Is that the right one? Anyone else want a brewski there? I'll take one of the other ones.

The green bastards. Green bastards. There you go. There, I'll take that. Right on. Fuck, that was a real weird movie there... That reminds me of Trevor a bit. Where were we there? It was like Trevor.

Fuck, and you got the balloons. I remember. What's it called again? Blown hairs. Blown hairs. Blown hairs. Last night we were fucking sitting, cheers boys. Cheers, man.

Fuck, right on, right on. We was sitting on the fucking curb starving, everything closed up, and he says, I got an idea for something. And then we fucking passed out. Yeah? But now we're fucking gonna get it. Bone heirs, Ricky, she's starting to... Starting to get a little...

Starting to bluster there. You might want to cut that layer off. All right, hold on a second. Do you... Have you ever had a done heir? You know what a done heir is? Oh, fuck, yeah, my cousin, she worked at the mall and I had them all the time, so... But this is like a real innovation.

I ain't never seen anything like that. Fucking bloney done heirs, I think, are a real innovation. I ain't never seen anything like that. Fucking Bloney down here's I think are better than real. I don't know. Where do you come up with these fucking ideas? It's Ricky, man. Ricky? What man? That's the shovel out of my go cart.

I was looking for that. That's my cart shovel. Isn't that your shit shovel? It might look like it, but I'm pretty sure it's not it, man. No, it's not attached to it. Holy fuck, these are going to be something else. So how long do you plan on staying here, man?

What's your deal? Oh, no, like, well, basically, I was telling Ricky here last night, right? Like, my uncle, he gave me, like, one of them DNA envelopes. Yeah? Yeah, and so, like... Ancestry.com or whatever? One of them. 23 and me. Yeah, yeah, that was or whatever. One of them. 23andMe. Yeah, that was the one, 23andMe.

23andMe. And it was like my fucking birthday, and so he was like, here you go, let's find out where you're from and shit. And then so I like whipped off a batch right into the envelope and sent her off. You ripped off a batch? Yeah, that's how they find out where you're from.

Can you make it up? You don't use load, you use spit. You gotta spit in the fucking tube thing. Are you serious? Yeah, did you? No, I thought you were supposed to have maximum DNA. That's what it says. So I just, anyway...

Even if you are, I think you're supposed to put it in a little thing, not right into the envelope. Well, anyway, I sent it off and it worked, apparently. Decent. Came back, said I had some ancestors out here in Halifax. So I fucking started hitchhiking. Fuck yeah.

Then I was down at the Legion there. Yeah, you ran into Rick. And then this guy, and then fuck, it was awesome, man. We played some shuffleboard. It was fucking great. Right on. Fuck, I should have went to the Legion last night. I was gonna go, but...

I actually don't remember much. Cook away, baby. Cook away. Did you get some good meat off it, Rick? I went to the Legion last night. I was gonna go, but... I actually don't remember much. Cook away, baby. Cook away. Did you get some good meat off it, Rick? Oh, fuck, like you wouldn't believe. Holy fuck, I haven't had a blown hair in a long time. Watch out for this meat. Oh, fuck, yeah. Sorry, I'm starving.

Yeah, that is nice bony meat. Fucking right on. No, I got the skin. Mmm. That's just the skin. Does the skin taste good or what? Mmm. Well, I mean, I... That's a great idea right there, you know?

Right? You just peel it away, cooks like a doner, tastes like bologna. Yeah, and then you put... Crisp up the meat a little bit, throw a bit of cheese in there. Okay, Ricky, do you got Peters? Oh, fuck, do whatever. Oh, fuck, man then you put... Crisp up the meat a little bit, throw a bit of cheese in there. Okay, Ricky, do you got Peters? Oh, fuck, do whatever. Oh, fuck, I don't know.

I'll let it just crisp up. I'll let it crisp up a bit there. She needs to be crispy up, or do you? No, I'm not saying it ain't crispy. I'm saying I'm going to wait until that next layer gets hot. Okay. Then that's when the flavor, like that's... You know, sometimes like you open, uh...

The middle flavor. Yeah, exactly. Like you open wine, you let it sit for a couple days, and then you have a few flavors. It's like the crust flavor. It's the crust. It's the crusty, crunchy part. I'm wondering, you know what? Did you get your results back yet? I think he's related to Trevor.

Oh, he's gotta be related to Trevor, man. Or Jacob. Who the fuck's Trevor? Or do you and... I think he's related to Trevor. Oh, he's gotta be related to Trevor, man. Or Jacob. Who the fuck's Trevor? Or do you and... Trevor's a guy that used to live in the park. Fuck, he reminds me of you. You better fucking hope you're not related to them.

Is he from fucking Alberta? I don't know, but he's... Bob's man. Not that smart. Oh, fuck! The fucking balls. Oh, yeah. Balls.

He's brought a present for you guys. Yeah, no, like I thought it'd be good to bring my future dad or whoever I find from my ancestors a present. So I fucking, you know, I was trying to think what's the most Alberta thing someone from fucking Nova Scotia would never

have. Yeah. And I figured it right out. Prairie oysters. You guys eat all sorts of gnarly seafood. Oh, fuck. I don't know. You like oysters, don't you, bud? You like oysters? I like oysters, but I know what prairie oysters are. What are they?

These ones are special. They're Rocky Mountain prairie oysters. You know what they are? Rocky Mountain? Yeah, from the Rocky Mountains. Ball nuts. Oh, no, man. Do you have some? Yeah, I brought them. They're in my fucking backpack.

Just leave them in the fridge. No, they're in the fridge. Just leave them there. Fuck, right. We was gonna cook them up last night, and I fucking backpack. Just leave them in the fridge. Fuck right. We was going to cook them up last night and I fucking got right wrecked and fell asleep. You don't have bullocks in there. This is helping though. I'm feeling a lot better. Well, it's five bucks every other beer you drink.

Joe, you need a gas. I've been putting ice on every gas station. These travel from Calgary. Those are real ball nuts? Yeah, my aunt Doreen, she's a nurse at home. She put them together for me. So they're already prepared. You don't have to like normally eat them right off the-

Bubs, don't touch them. But there's four in there for whoever, like she's like bring your ancestor something. You know, they're not really frozen. They're a little soft. I've been buying ice at every gas station. So they've been fucking cold. Get those the fuck away from me.

Holy fuck! I swear to fuck! Look at him, he jumped like... It's alright bud, once they're cooked up you'll fucking love them. No man, there's no fucking way I'm eating bull... Just smell. ...gubs, I will jab you in the fucking face with this. Holy fuck, Julian jumped like a...

That's looking tasty, cheese draper. ...like it was a tarantula. What's who? It's bull nuts. Ricky, do you want to throw those in? Do you want to use... Throw them in there, mix them in. Can we maybe... I got an idea, how about in? Throw them in there and mix them in.

I got an idea. How about we fucking pin them right to the bologna there, and then they'll just roast around. Yes. That's a great idea. We'll have a, what's it called again? Blown air. Blown air like Christmas.

Blown air. Like stick, put on some deck. I don't know. Like, what do you think? You know what? Stick them right in the meat, and then they're going to be called blown oysters. Why don't we just pin them on there you think? What? You know what? Stick them right in the meat, and then they're going to be called... Oh, shit, I forgot what he calls those. Blown oysters.

Blown air balls. A blown... A blown oyster. Like, blown an oyster. A blown air oyster. A blown oyster. Oh, my fuck. Fucking...

I mean, I don't want to roll into someone's kitchen and just... No, man, you can do whatever the fuck you want. You don't mind putting them on? Right on. How are you going to attach them, though? Oh, fuck, I don't want to roll into someone's kitchen and just... No, man, you can do whatever the fuck you want. You don't mind putting them on? Right on. How are you going to attach them, though? Oh, fuck. I'll do it quick. Oh, are they on sticks?

Yeah, they're on... Oh, perfect. Oh, stick the sticks right into the meat. Right into the meat, baby. This is not right, man. Oh, they're... Jesus fucking Christ. No, they're fine.

I swear to God, they're fine. If you guys get ill, it's not my fault, though. No, I'm going to get... I'm getting ill watching you do that. You know what? They're not... I don't know. No, they're fine. I swear to God, they're fine. If you guys get ill, it's not my fault, though. No, I'm going to get... I'm getting ill watching you do that. You know what? They're not... I don't know. Here, let's maybe...

I'd like to have a look. We could just eat them as is, you know. Look, they got... No, don't eat them raw, man. Don't eat them raw. My aunt put them together. No, they got, like, spice and flavor. It's not just the balls.

Julian, look at that. No, I don't think it's going to stick. Bolnuts. No, it's the most disgusting... You know what we got to do? We got to freeze them up further, and then we'll cook them. Alright. Yeah, do you mind if I...

What if I took a big scoop of that and rubbed it right on your lips? I would knock you out, bubs. Right on your lips. What the fuck? You should do it. No, you should not fucking do it. Julian Bollode used to go through those. No kidding.

No kidding. It tastes pretty good, yo. Oh, man. Raw bologna. But yeah, let's freeze them up. Fucking Terry's eating raw bologna. I know. Actually,. But yeah, let's freeze them up. Fucking Terry's eating raw boneless. Actually, you know what, I kind of jumped the gun. I'm a bit fucked up.

I can't just give them away to you. I gotta give them to my ancestors. Yeah, please. Well that's fine. I'd freeze them up a little more. Can I just keep them in your fucking freezer for a little while? Yeah, man. Not near the ice. This place is fucking sweet, by the way. Oh man, look at that fucking bone there.

Fucking decent size. Cheese, onion. Oh man. Look at that. Oh fuck, I touched that one too much. It's been a long time. Nice plate you got there. This little kangaroo.

Yeah, that's my kangaroo plate. Love that plate, that's my favorite plate. Look at that plate. Whoa, that's a beaut. That's probably made in Australia. Kangaroo plate. That's my favorite plate. Look at that plate. That's a beaut. That's probably made in Australia. Kangaroo plate. No, it's made in China. Made in China.

Oh, fuck. No, made in England. Royal Dalton. Those are royal roos. They're probably fucking royal kangaroos. Yeah, maybe we shouldn't use that. That might be worth something. Royal Dalton.

No, it's already been used. Well, you guys got lots of treats in here. Do you want a blown air? Yeah, just make yourself at home, man. I need some sauce. Fuck, I don't even know who lives here. I don't want a fucking blown air. I want those balls.

You want a blown air? Yeah. Totally ruined my appetite, man. You gotta get some sauce. Oh, fuck, I sat on the water right on. It looks like I fucking had a little accident. Oh, but it's just water, guys. Here, Ricky, do you want some sauce? Do you want some sauce? I put the water right on. It looks like I fucking had a little accident. Holy fuck. It's just water, guys.

Here, Ricky, do you want some sauce? Do you want some sauce? Yeah, sure. Just lay it on there. So who fucking lives here anyway? I didn't know it was your house. No, it's his house, man. Sometimes me, sometimes my daughter.

I know, I know. Yeah, but I'm looking out for him. Fucked up husband. Ray, this is a great idea with the caulking gun. Is this mine, Ricky? Can be. Oh, fuck. I feel like I'm at the caulking gun. Is this mine, Ricky? Can be. Oh, fuck.

I feel like I'm at the shopping mall. Yeah, that's a fucking blown hair right there, baby. I need some more onions and shit. I don't know. I'm so hungry from the trip. Here, Ricky. Sauce her up for you. You're good at saucing things up there, bubs.

Well, we should put this on the bowl nuts. Mmm. Hey? You should hang them off that with two strings and start squirting it. You'd have fun with that. Yeah, Ricky, these are decent-looking blown hairs. Rip the end off. Oh, that's coconut nice.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Oh, fuck's sakes. That's fucking good of those, Terry. Oh, fucking. Drive that fucking blown air into you, Terry. Tell the people back home what you think of those. So what do you guys wanna do?

I'm sorry, you fucking starving. I'm sorry, fuck. No, that's good. What? I'm sure he's getting a little too excited. What's he doing? Sounds like he's gonna have an accident. Okay, don't be having an accident. I knew you guys would like this fella.

Well... Ricky, you just can't let people stay at your house, man. You know what I mean? He seemed pretty safe, Julian. I checked him for weapons. I know, I know, I know. It's fine. You didn't cook people stay at your house, man. You know what I mean? He seemed pretty safe, Julian. I checked him for weapons. I know, I know, I know. It's fine. You didn't cook those onions at all, Ricky.

No, they didn't cook long enough at all. They're strong. They are strong. That was a bit of a fuck-up. We'll know for next round. Just killing that lone hare. Fuck, get her in your butt. Apparently on my chart, like my ancestor chart,

there's folks from like all over the world I'm related to. Really? That's pretty fucking cool. You black folks, little bit of Chinese in there. Decent. I'd love to have some Chinese ancestors. He doesn't know what the fuck he's the fuck he sent in load in a fucking envelope He's done. He doesn't know what no I don't think so man. They can read envelope load no problem When's the last time you ate? Oh probably like fucking? I'll see ya Thunder B

Hunter baby no wonder he's groaning I'd say Thunder B. Thunder B, man. No wonder he's groaning. No wonder he's groaning. That's a fucking 40-hour drive. He's not even driving. Isn't he hitchhiking? That's right. Last night we got so ricked, I'd call it ricked, right ricked, that I don't even know how I got here.

I don't have a fucking clue. How did we get here? Thanks for saving those fucking balls for me, though. It was the only thing I was hanging on to. I didn't even know how I got here, so... I don't have a fucking clue. How did we get here? Thanks for saving those fucking balls for me, though. It was the only thing I was hanging on to. I didn't know what they were. I thought they were oysters. You didn't eat one, did you, Ricky? You weren't liking them, were you? I ate a couple last night. Raw.

Are we supposed to cook them? Oh, Ricky. That was a fuck. You ate some raw walnuts, Ricky. I don't really remember it. Probably saved my fun one. You ate some raw bowl nuts, Ricky. I don't really remember it. Probably saved my hangover. You want another one? Ricky can probably make another one.

No, like. We need to get, yeah, it's gonna be ready soon. I eat like a bird sorta, really lots and then not a lot. Like a bird? It's not like a bird. Well, like. They just don't, they just pick away. I get full quick, like a wolf at all,

and then I'm stuffed. Like a spider. Yeah, a bird. Well, I get full quick, like a wolf at the island, and then I'm stuffed. Like a spider. Yeah, a bird spider. Birds eat spiders. Obviously, these two can't have it. I'm going to put that in my pocket. That's the R8. Yeah, man.

You guys could be related. I hope so. Seriously. Right on. What the fuck? I must have got this ready last night. What, what, oh, what? I do that too. I squiggle down shit that I'm supposed to remember and do.

You what? Squiggle down, like, you know... Squiggle, squiggle down. Like, you know, jotter down. Oh, jotter down. You know, just try to... Because I get foggy after all those joints and stuff, and then I'm like, I got a wicked idea.

You're really throwing some heat off. I was about to say, I thought it was the sunshine, but... No. Whew. No, that's... That's bony spit. and then I'm like, I got a wicked idea. You're really throwing some heat off. I was about to say, I thought it was the sunshine, but... Nope. Whew. Nope, man. It's bony spit. Three barbecue charcoal starters. That is a nice blown air.

I'm going to declare it right now, blown air is my new favorite food. Is it? That's fucking not bad, is it? I got fucking screwed around the trees. Jeez. I like that gun though, that sauce. Sauce gun?

Do you remember Kiss Love Gun? Remember that record? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I knew that one. What kind of music are you into, Terry? I know pretty much. Well, you know, I pretty much don't change. Like Iron Maiden, Ace DC. Yeah, nice. Same as me. Yeah, and then there's like some kids that are in like local bands, you know? Yeah.

I don't even remember their names, but like sometimes I'll be out at the fucking bar and then I'll be like, oh yeah, I like them. Right on. Don't know who they are. It's not who they are, just go listen to them. Doesn't matter. I guess that's music. Rock music. Rock music. You know what, Iron Maiden, they invited us on their plane one time and. Doesn't matter. Well, I guess that's music. Rock music. Rock and roll.

You know what, Iron Maiden? They invited us on their plane one time and we couldn't go. That sucked. Oh fuck, the 666 plane? Yeah. 81. Yeah. Well, you know what? Don't worry about it.

What's his name at the fucking wheel? Yeah, yeah, Bruce. Bruce. And he's a pilot and then he gives her at night. Yeah. How's that happen? I don't know. Well, he's obviously not ripped up on stage because he wouldn't be able to fly. Right, right. Which is kind

of lame because it's fucking Iron Maiden. But, you know. Do you guys feel that tremor? I did feel something. It was fucked. Tremor? They're just fucked up, bubs. Did you guys know that apple seeds contain cyanide? I didn't know that. Oh, did you? Fucking smarty smarty thing. It's more than apple seeds. It's something else contains even more. Apricot,

apricot seeds have the highest... And cherries. So how many would you have to eat to die? A lot. A lot? Yeah, like a barrel full. Like a hundred thousand of them or something. You still seeing Trish? Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, we're like hot and cold forever, pretty much.

Don't let her feed you any apricot seeds. She tried to poison me once for sure, but I can't prove it. Well, that's fine. But I fucked right up, so I kind of deserved it. You fucked up? Oh, yeah. Lots. I can't imagine. You fucked up? Oh yeah. Lots. I can't imagine. You seem so easy going.

What's the most fucked up thing you think you've ever done? To Trish? No, just in general. Or both. Fuck. Uh, fucked up thing I've ever done? Well, too many things are flashing at me that I don't even think of one. Yeah, same here man. I get you, I feel you.

Well, for sure when I was like younger and we fucking did the legendary thing of cannonballing into the quarry. You know, those are old time like, fuck that was awesome. Oh, when you asked your producer to jump in. What's a producer? Er, what was he? The director. The guy that was making the movie. Oh, Farrell, right. Oh, yeah. No, they manipulated us. That was not, like, it was real, but I was manipulated for the record.

Oh, really? But yeah, they did film Farrell's death. Well, there you go. He jumped in face first. But it was hot. It was so hot. Like, it was hot. Yeah, but I mean, he's just a-

That day. But he died? Yes, he broke his neck. Well, that's fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. That's fucked up. Yeah? Yeah.

That was fucked up. Did Dean get any new balls yet? He's tried some silicone suckers, but I ain't seen him in a long time, you know, to be honest. No? Yeah, no. That sucks. He's kind of like, you know, missing MIA a little bit.

I heard, you know, like, woman is a danger cat. You heard that phrase? Yeah. It's kind of true. That's what happened to Diener. Woman is... What's his... You know, he fell in super love.

Oh, he fell in love, yeah. A lady. That happens to you, man. Plucked him from the... But, you know, he went super in love with a girl from Quebec, and I think that's what's happened. You know, that's the truth, I think. He's getting banged every day.

That'll do it to you, man. Well, I'm just saying, I haven't seen him in a while, but I do talk to him, and he has had silicone, and then he tried the harder ones, but he does, from time, you know, I think it depends on the night. He'll swap them out and then swing them. He doesn't swap them out.

Yeah. He's got a little fucking string. Can he clack? Do you know if he can clack? I bet he could, because he's got rhythm, right? Like, I don't have rhythm. Dean, my buddy Dean has rhythm. Don't fucking do that, man.

Some of the new balls, you can get, like, color change and stuff. Fuck. I bet he could get the light ones, you know, where the LEDs, like the shoes the kids wear? That would be awesome. And then it kind of glows through the skin. That would be neat. Ricky. I'd like to see that.

I'm going to, I'll give you five more bucks. I'm going to grab one more if that's cool, because I'm just starting to feel normal. Yeah, it's good, neat. Ricky. I'd like to see that. I'll give you five more bucks. I'm gonna grab one more if that's cool, because I'm just starting to feel normal. Yeah, it's good, man. Whew, these are great. Your faces are on these ones? Yeah, man. Fucking right.

Yeah, I like that. Give us some free beer for doing this. All right, prepare to have your fucking minds blown. Can't wait, Rick. If you have a dice, or a die, as some people call them, I guess. I don't have any on me. The opposite sides always add up to seven.

Yeah. Are you fucking kidding me? I knew that. Oh, did you? I didn't, man. I checked, and it's true. That's on a seven-sided dice? Maybe it is.

No. No, it's not seven-sided. A normal dice. Oh, six-sided dice. You've got six, or five here, and one here. Or six here, and one here. That's six. It You've got six or five here and one here. Or six here and one here. That's six. Three here, four here, two here, and five here.

That's so fucking awesome. Who came up with that? So if you say, I bet I can roll a seven, you could win every time. No, man. No. No. Yes, you could. I can't.

Bubs, I can't handle rolling a seven. I can't explain this to two people that are the same. You can't roll a seven because you're only going to get one of the numbers. But if you add it up. What if it was a glass table and you got to look under it? Or with a mirror. Oh, no, no. This is one number you count on a fucking dice.

No, but it's true. If you could look under a glass table with a mirror, you would always roll a seven. Are you done with that there? Yeah. Do you mind if I take it, too, with me? No. On the road, because I'm not sure how long I'm going to be searching.

Well, I mean, that's just one little scrap. But anyway, I've been... No, no, man. You can take more. You can take the rest of the log. That's what we're like. Well, no, I didn't mean I was going now. I didn't want to forget, because once like, once you're on the highway,

and then you're fucking starving. You don't got to keep it in your pocket. We'll remind you, man. Fuck, that was good blown air. I've just been on the road too long. I'm kind of, like, a little fucked up, you know. I don't doubt it. Got to keep moving on, you know, and now I'm settled in,

and, you know, your place is sweet. Anything weird happen while you're hitchhiking? Anybody try to? Well, some guy was like, hey, you want to? Handy? Yeah. No, I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.

No, it did happen. Oh, a mouth hug. Yeah. But then I was like, no thanks. And he's like, OK, you like country music? And I said, oh, sure, but I don't. And then we listened to country songs. So after he offered a mouth hug to you,

you stayed in the truck? Yeah, I said, no thanks. And then he was like, OK. And then he was a mouth hug to you, you stayed in the track? Yeah, I said no thanks and then he was like, okay. How long did you drive with this guy? Oh, that was like, well, that was from Kenora. Oh, fuck, I can't remember. Like Kenora to that Esso. Okay. No, the one, I can't remember.

What province? Kenora's Ontario. Okay, like central. And then Ontario goes on for fucking ever. Like, I thought I was there. So it must have been awkward for a few hours after that. Well, it wasn't hours. It was, anyway, but it was awkward. It was days, maybe. Well, at least he was offering it to you instead of asking you for one.

But once I said no, he was like, okay, and then we knew. He knew, like, he said okay, and then he knew. What difference does that make, Ricky? Yeah, it, well, it's just, it's a nicer gesture. Anyway, the guy wasn't threatening. That's what I'm trying to say. What difference does that make, Ricky? Well, it's just... it's a nicer gesture. Anyway, the guy wasn't threatening. That's what I'm trying to say. Did you get wasted and pass out when you were with this guy driving? Hey, would you like a free ride and I'll give you a mouth hug? That's a pretty good offer.

Did he offer your booze? You drank it and passed out and then... Oh, you'd take it? Is that what you're talking about? No, no, not me, but I bet some people would gladly take it. They'd be like, what is this, my fucking birthday? Like a blow job's a blowjob, really. Is that... Okay. You'd suck some guy off to get in his fucking cab

to take a drive across Canada. No, man. He offered to... Oh, he wanted to suck you off. Yeah. Me? I don't remember that. Oh, okay.

No, he... Fuck, I did not. That's not true. See, you fucked up. No, he's making... I would suck the opposites. No, I think I know what it is,, I did not. That's not true. See, you fucked up. No, he's making... I didn't fuck. I'm not. ...exact opposites.

No, I think I know what it is, but I thought you were saying last night I offered you one. No, no. That's not true. No, no. I don't know what's going on here. I don't know what you guys are talking about. Nothing like that happened last night.

No, no. Are you sure? No, I'm not sure, but I don't think it did. Fuck. We're talking about a trucker trying to suck him off. Yeah. But no, he asked him to suck him off, the trucker. No, the trucker trying to suck him off. Yeah. But no, he asked him to suck him off, the trucker. No, the trucker offered to suck him off.

Oh, well, that's what I said. And Ricky's saying, well, that's not so bad. It's better than asking what is going on. That's all I want to know. I think we should change the scene subject. Okay, back to the grapeseeds. Nobody ever was talking about grapeseeds. We were talking about grapeseed oil, maybe.

Apricot seeds. That was last night. Grape seed oil was last night. What did you do with grape seed oil? He wanted to know if I had any to fry up the bull nuts. Why in grape seed oil? It's kind of an exotic oil. I don't, I have to be honest, I don't remember anything from last night, so.

Oh, God. If you were, if you could be something else, what would you be? Because I know what I would be. What? You would be a swan. No. Well, yeah, you're right. But if I couldn't be a swan, I'd be a frigate bird.

A what? A frigate or frigate. A frigate bird? Yeah. They can sleep while they're flying. They can shut down half their brain at a time and sleep while this one's still going, and then they switch. Get the fuck out of here.

You serious? Wouldn't that be awesome? So while you're partying, you're like, yeah, I'm just going to shut this side down. You do that anyway, right? You basically do that. Yeah, man. You do that every weekend. You do that all the time.

But I still fall asleep. But you're still awake. I've seen you with one eye shot, face drooping on that side. Still doing shots, smoking joints. Maybe we're having a stroke. No, it actually makes sense. Well, hold your hands up high and eat some toast or whatever and then you'll know.

But, it reminds me like, you know when you're really trashed and you have to watch with one eye otherwise you can't see so good? Yes. That's like shuttin' off that side of the brain. I guess. So I think you just gotta like. Maybe that's why I can stay up later then, I guess.

But if you could turn off... then maybe your eyes are connected to your brain on the switch side too and then you just go... You only need one eye though. Just listen to the conversation. I'm enjoying it. Isn't it fucked? You'd only be able to smell it with one nostril. Apparently birds do smell their way to where they're going. Navigation. That's bats. That's sonar, man. No. Is it? Look it up.

You got a fucking computer porn box. Okay, birds are smelling something. That's why they go in that direction? Yeah, that they use their nose to find their way. Birds? Birds. I don't think so. Yeah, because some of them, like the wind and the storms are blowing.

And they track them and they're fucking laser straight. You're thinking of the leprechaun from Lucky Charm. No, it's a fucking fact, man. No, I think it is. These birds fly like dead, dead, there's an expression like dead like a, or north is a dead arrowed bird, you know the phrase. What the fuck? And it's true because they smell it.

That's the bird. It flies. That's the one. That's a raven. Most birds have little use for the sense of smell. No, you've got to go deep into science. The odors of food. This is deep science.

Prey enemies, nothing. They can't smell a fucking thing, man. You're not... I'm not fine. That's a bot. Bat. They're not developed species. Bats can hear.

Bats can hear and smell. Olfactory glands. They don't... They're not. Bats can smell from 100 feet. Oh, that's better. Bats can smell a mouse fart from a hundred feet. I forgot to bring an apple, a potato and an onion.

Why? Because apparently if you plug your nose, you can't tell the difference between the three of them. Oh, bull fucking shit. We're gonna try it. We'll try it maybe next week. You don't have apples and onions? What are these?

Those are onions. Okay, I'll try it on one side. Okay. How does it feel? What is he doing? I don't smell onion. You need... On this side.

There's no test if you're only testing one fucking thing. I don't know if that was the right test. Can I have something else to smell on this side? Yep. What about some cheese? What about a bull nut? See if some cheese fits in there. Is it working?

I smell cheese on that side. See it doesn't fit. That's bullshit. I'm calling bullshit. Alright. You should try it. Honestly, I didn't smell any... Something happened with my left and right side. I'm not sticking a fucking onion up my nose, man. No offense. Okay, that's fine. That's alright. Did you get a buzz off that at all?

A little cleaner. You can get an onion buzz, I heard. All right. Okay, well, I'm moving on. Thanks for fucking meeting you guys. It's been great to meet you, too. I don't know. It's good to meet you, man.

Are we going to keep hanging, or are we done? Bloney lot. Well, I have nowhere to go. I just, like, figured that we ate our food, and, you know, I was like... You brought nothing. To be totally honest, I don't really know where I'm going. Cause I'm looking for my ancestors. I don't really know what the fuck that means.

Are you just using your sense of smell? I got my, I don't have it here. My DNA chart and I'm just like, it said around here. And so I'm kind of just fucking, I tried to find my dad actually, but. You're like the likable hobo. I wonder if your dad's. It's the littlest hobo, it's the dog. He could have. The movie show? Yeah, the littlest hobo. I wonder if your dad's the... It's the littlest hobo. It's the dog.

He could've. The movie show? Yeah, the littlest hobo. You don't know his show. Did you know littlest hobo? No, I never met him. I never met the dog, but I knew that show well. I'm pretty sure I met him once.

Everybody in Canada knows. I always wanted to meet littlest. I think I did once. You never met littlest shepherd? I'm sure the dog came to my car one night. Was it a shepherd? It was a shepherd named London. He was trying to talk to me.

Starring London, it used to say. I remember that, I thought that was a place. That was a drug dog, Ricky. There's a drug dog. It wasn't fucking London, Ricky. The little dog was on drugs because he's a star? He looked a lot fucking like him.

No, man, it was the police trying to fucking find drugs in your car. On the set. No, at his trailer. He was fucking wasted. He thinks he's talking about their talking. I might have to hit a couple more of those before, you know, those were delicious.

Why don't you take the meat log with you? I'll take it with me. I didn't notice that was a fucking record player. You gotta name an album after this or something. Well the fucking thing doesn't work, right? Oh, the needle. So you either throw it out or you make a new thing. Yeah, because then needles are like 100 this or something. Well, the fucking thing doesn't work, right? Oh, the needle. So you either throw it out or you make a new thing. Yeah, because then needles are like 100 bucks or something.

It's fucking bullshit. Oh, I have 10 record players and half a needle. It's like a little piece of glass on there. I don't get it. They could charge that much money for it, but no. My brain said, hey, bet you can make this. And brain said, do it, and I did. Hey, listen, it's got a rhythm.

It's trying to rock. It's speaking to you. So the record player still does work a little bit. It's talking to you. It's skipping. That's the beat of the bologna doner. I can't even fucking remember what it is. Bologna.

That's the, listen. Ricky, pull the meat log off and give it to the man. Put it in a, put the whole log in a pita and let him have it. Where's, is there more pitas? I gotta take five again, guys. I'm feeling real full. Here, give me this. Oh, fuck.

I mean, this is scary. We should. Bubs, he's passing out back there. Oh, fuck. Hey, man. Oh, man, now you're fucking good. Oh, yeah, you're fucking really good. No, she won't come off.

Give me another one. Here's another one. Oh yeah, give me that. Don't burn yourself, boss. Hold the stick. I'm trying not to. Here, I got both eyes open. Hold the stick, Ricky. And your brain's still sleeping.

Oh, she fucking came apart. Oh yeah, but look at that. Blubbs, there's a pass note back there. Terry! Here, bud. Come here for oneups, there's a pass note back there. Terry! Here bud, come here for one second. Fuck man, you fucked her. Before you pass out. Ricky, watch out man.

Look at that hot dog. That's the most beautiful thing I've seen in my whole fucking life. Can you saucer for me? Yes sir. Holy fuck. Woo! Let's see what the, sir. Holy fuck. Woo! Yes, sir. Let's see what the sauce does.

Right on. Holy fuck. Pump that up. Oh! Yes, sir. Holy shit. How is this? Get her in here.

I'm going to try. Oh, man. Oh, it's hot. I bet it is. Yeah, be careful, man. Whoa, whoa. Yeah, he's just, yeah, he's fucking real hot. Whoa!

That's all right, man. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!