Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 50 - 24 Hour Partyin' People

Episode Date: May 8, 2023

Ricky, Bubbles and Terry's underwear party is over, thank fack - put your bags away, boys! They discuss weird Dorito flavours, and creatures that are definitely off the menu. Also: Ass implants, headless horrors, and Julian's mom!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. No more of these late all-nighters with Terry. They've got to come to a fucking end, boys. What? Yeah, why? Look how fucked you are. Boom. got to come to a fucking end, boys. Why? Yeah, why? Look how fucked you are. Who?

Who fucked you? I am fucked. We got it right, Rhett. I'm trying to keep up with Terry Bear. Yeah, you don't want to fucking go through life straight? That's a lot of fun. I'm not, okay, I'm saying... He's our guest.

If he wants to get drunk 24 hours a day, we have to help him achieve his... I'm all for it, but... Seriously, like, if you fucking came to Alberta and, like, knocked on my door at 8 a.m. with a case of beer, I'd be like, let's fucking go. I'd gun one with you right away. That's right. I know, but how many... It's been too many, like, days in a row.

That's what I'm saying. Well, look at all the fucking information me and the tare bearare fucking came up with. Yeah, like we spent all night figuring that out. We were super fucked. Crack a beer, Terrabare. Cheers, boys. Fuck, great visit so far for sure.

See, this is how it starts with a cheers, and it's like everybody's happy. Next thing you know, it's 4.30 in the morning. I had Ricky's underwear on my head last night. Did you? What did it smell like? Didn't notice. I had my underwear on my head last night. Did you? What did it smell like? Didn't notice. I had my own on my head. I was wearing underwear. What was with the underwear party?

I just thought an underwear party would be fun, where everybody wears their underwear on their head. It was a fucking blast. It was good, right? There's a lot of things hanging out, though. It just means that there's been way too many drugs. No, that's when you teabagged me. That was something different.

Ricky, when I said take your underwear off, I didn't mean leave your pants off. I meant put your pants back on. See? You've got to be more clear or you're fucked up already. Okay, I want to... What did you say, Terry? He teabagged you?

Yeah, I was hilarious. Do you know what that is? Yeah, he put his nutsack right on my eyeballs. It was so funny. See, that's when... That's what I'm talking about. We were just joking around. That's when there's

too much drugs and booze poisoning. I disagree. No, but he was holding it like very dainty. It was an accidental. Squatting. He kind of forgot

he wasn't wearing any pants or underwear and I was like, oh, he teabagged me. You know, that's how you get a good story. Like two years from now

we'll be like, oh, remember you teabagged me? Otherwise we'd be like, we wouldn't have anything to anchor those memories on. It's sweaty balls on a man's face. Well, they weren't sweaty.

He washed them with one of those wet ones, you know. He had bare nuts on his fucking body. Yeah, but he used the wet ones right before he teabagged. There's no difference between nuts or fingers. We were just giving her. There's a big difference between someone's nuts and their fingers. Is there? Yes.

Once it's wet one, it's balls. It's all epidermis. Once you go over it with the wet ones, it's no different. I use some ball sanitizer, too. Okay, okay, here's the test. Look, if I put my fingers in your mouth. No, no, no, no, no. Get those fuzzies.

And I put my balls in there. Okay, so your mother, okay? Your mother was here, she was around, and you went, hey, Mom, you touched her eyelids, and you're saying that if you put your balls in your mom's eyelids, same thing? No, that's different because it's your mother. You'd be fucked.

I don't know how you got that fucked image. That's nothing like what we... That's not what we're talking about. We're your dads. We were just giving her and having a good time, you know, making each other happy. What if it was Julian's mother? Would you do it then?

No, I would not, unless she asked me to. She probably wouldn't. She might. No, I don't know. She's pretty filthy. I don't know. I never met your mom. She had the odd ball placed on her eye.

Possibly. I cannot tell you. Yay or nay. Who knows, man? I don't fucking know. She's had a few sets. I cannot tell you yay or nay. Who knows, man? I don't fucking know. She's had a few sets. She would have got hit with a couple doing

the reverse head on the bed. What? Reverse head on the bed? What do you mean? Is that a sex move? That was her famous move. That was her finisher. Reverse head on the bed?

It's a great fucking... That was her finishing move. All right, enough talking about dicks in my mother's mouth and balls in her face. Not in her mouth, on her eyelids. You right set up. All right, enough talking about dicks in my mother's mouth. And balls on her face. Not in her mouth, on her eyelids. You brought this up. That's right.

Speaking of your mother, I guess we could talk about weird Dorito flavors. I don't know what that has to do with your mother, actually. There's a good flavor, though. It's called your mother. And it's just like, oh, this tip tastes like your mother. What would that taste like I fucked if I know You know what it tastes like Does your mother smoke like maybe a bit of tobacco hints

Or you know Like depending on the person Like what she likes to eat Like broccoli sprouts I'm still wrecked from yesterday These are some Dorito flavors from Japan. Some of them, like smoked bacon.

That sounds pretty good. Smoked bacon, we got that. Yeah. Fried chicken in green onion sauce. That's a different one. That's very specific. Green onion sauce. Clam chowder.

Clam chowder Doritos would be nice. You think? Fucking gross, man. I was thinking they wouldn't be great. Oh, they might be, though. Creamy, nice. That's probably what... As long as it's... One of them would taste like clam chowder.

Come on, boys. Jesus. It's murky. A hint of smoked bacon. Sailor's special. Black garlic. That could be good. I don't know. I'm on the fence on that one. No, that would be delicious. Caribbean citrus jerk.

Oh, yeah. Jerk what, though? Jerk chicken, I guess. I'm down with jerk chicken. I think it could be good. You've jerked off a chicken. This sounds fucking good. Randy would love this.

Late night, all nighter cheeseburger Doritos. I would like that. Late night. Give me some late night. What would be the difference between a late night one and a midday one? How drunk you are. Flavor-wise. How drunk you are, but also, like, you know when meat sits for a while in the grease,

it, like, sucks up. It's an overnighter. Like, it's kind of... Yeah, she's been marinating in its own grease. Right, and the cheese has probably been... Like your mother. The cheese has been on there for hours, you know? Like, sitting there.

Yeah, coagulated. It's not a fresh burger. It's like an all-nighter. Coagulated cheese. Almond? I'm not sure about that. Almond-flavored Doritos? No, man.

No. Texas paprika? Eh, Texas paprika. Nobody in Texas eats fucking paprika. It's a weird one, isn't it? Paprika. You'd think it would be, you know, longhorn fucking barbecue sauce. See, that'd be good. Steer leg. We like the longhorns. Paprika. You'd think it would be, you know, longhorn fucking barbecue sauce fucking...

See, that'd be good. Steer leg. You'd like the longhorns. Chicken Sizzler Zesty Salsa. Bring that the fuck on. Chicken Sizzler Zesty Salsa. Fuck, I'm starving. I'm getting fucking hungry, too.

Me, too, man. Imagine all of those at once, like, sandwiched, and you huck them in. Like, what taste buds, what would they do? Like, how would they fucking discern which flavor's in there? Your taste buds would not be able to organize it. It'd be overloaded. And what would it taste like? Nothing and everything all at once.

Just like that movie. Everywhere, nothing, all at once, everywhere, whatever it's called. That's a chip flavor. Never heard of it, man. Everywhere, everything, all at once, without everywhere. No.

You won a Oscar. a oscar lost me man i won the oscars when 45 that model like a model that you liked on only fans died eh the who last week christina gorkiani or something not an eyebrow that's a fart lady no different one she died after having plastic surgery in the waiting room. On her what? The surgery went bad. She's the one that has the crazy huge buttocks. Butt? And crazy huge breasts and tiny waist.

And she died. How about she died? She's like a Kim Kardashian lookalike. And what happened? Just said the surgery went fuck, fucky. They put her in the recovery room and she fucking died. Oh, no. Well, that's like...

Cardiac arrest. That is not a good operation to have. No. Why is... Why the fuck are women getting all this shit done? Now you could die. Well, you can die from any operation, Ricky. It can go wrong, even the simplest.

Well, here's a question. Why are these doctors, like... Aren't doctors supposed to help you? Not, like, fucking make you... They're supposed to not kill you, yes. They're into it for the money. I know, but even when they're into it, if you're trying to make money, having,

you know, several kills on your resume does not help the money situation. But if you're a plastic surgeon doctor, then you're probably in it for the loot. Like, he ain't like, oh, I've got to fix your bad, horrible knee. I'm here to, you know, make your... Yeah, that's for sure. I just mean, if you happen to kill several people in the process, that's not good for you.

I think it's a lot like mechanics, though, man. They work on your car, and they're like, oh, fuck, I blew the engine in this one. We get a bit of radiator fluid in the motor oil, right? They say, move on to the next one. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. Off say, move on to the next one. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. Off she goes.

Get rid of this one. Maybe. I also can't imagine laying there. You're just about to die going, fuck, why did I get these ass implants again? Yeah, some of them, they're, you know, their arses are like that big, and then their waist are like this, and then the big giant arse. And here's one I don't get. Those big fucking crazy eyelashes women wear, man.

Why? Do they realize how fucking dumb they look? Especially when you're trying to, like, make out with some people. Like, who? Women? No. Because men fucking hate them. No, there's some fellas that get really turned on.

I don't know what they're fucking. Their eyelashes. They look like goddamn fucking spiders. I haven't seen any of them. Well, put them up on your Google box. You start, like, sucking face with a nice little lady on a date, and you get these things hitting you in the fucking eyeball. Are they not long?

Yes, man. They're full of, like, fucking mascara shit, and it just stings your eyes, man. Oh, it'd be like old, like, snake fingers. Snake fingers. Well, they're spider legs. Maybe like spider legs, like insect legs. Yeah. But get those fucking things off.

I agree. Do they just attach or are they grown them that long? No, they're fucking glued. Man, I don't know how. So you could just go. There's a lot of fucking odd... Unnecessary things. ...things that women put themselves through.

Unnecessary. Well, Ricky, you tried to stretch your wiener out with that machine. Well, why not? You got a wiener stretcher? He had one. He broke it. It didn't work.

Like you pump it up, or how'd it work? No, it was like a little, like a, you know, the old rack they used to put people on to torture them. It's like that. Yeah, I guess. Just lay your wiener in it and start cranking it. It just makes it longer. Yeah, it just hauls on the end of her.

And then when you read the fine print, it says you have to use it every day for about four years. And then you'll get a lot more. Ricky thought just one time and he was going to have this big weapon on him. Quick fix. It ain't worked like that. You got to stretch it out. No. But then is it like, does it just take what you

have and sort of thin it out yeah that's the other problem yeah yeah you lose your girth you're born with your girth right so it doesn't matter what shape you make it that's right well it's like we need to take play though you got like a tube of play though and you start rolling it yeah on a table when it gets long and then we're just a fucking pasta, right? It gets very thin. Got a half stiff wet noodle. It's fine line. You don't want too much length. No, you go straight off between

it's length versus width. It's so long it's a scarf. Simple physics. Length versus width. Next thing you know you're dealing with this. You got a fucking big hammer on you. A long one. but she's like a piece of pasta. Or you can go the other way, pack it down, and, you know, it's about the length of a hockey puck, but she's that big around. Oh, like a big pud.

Like a big pot of pud. Oh. It's like a flattened down Red Bull can. Okay, what else do we got? Flattened down soup can. I've got, Tara found these ones, the poison animals that you didn't know were poisonous. Okay.

Hit him with that first one. Quail. Dan, quail? No, the bird. No, the bird, man. But okay, you don't call them poisonous, you call them venomous, right? No, they're poisonous because if you

eat them, they have poison in them. You eat a quail and he's poison? Yeah. But not his eggs, obviously. People eat quail eggs. It says they got a fucking condition called something I can't pronounce. Muscle cells start breaking down. Nausea, vomiting.

That sucks, man. Does it kill you? No, I don't think it kills you, but it just makes you fucked up. Wow, I never knew that. Monarch butterfly. No fucking way. You can't eat one of those. No, because they eat milk.

Who eats butterflies? He's just saying. They eat milk? You know how kids put their heads out in the window when you're driving? One down the throat. You've got to worry about that now. Are them those butterflies?

I ate a few butterflies just to fucking see what the deal was. They're pretty powdery. Those are moths. Those are moths, man. Yeah. Thank you. Same thing.

Don't eat moths. No. Those are monarch. Are those the ones that, like, one, like, they're born, right, and they fly once, and then they die, and then their kids know the next step? What the fuck are you talking about, Terry? Yeah, the monarchs, like, they don't even know, they migrate, right? They fucking do.

And each one only knows one part of the route. It's fucking mind-bending, because it's like, how do they... No, that I didn't know. I thought that the sea butterfly left here and ended up in Mexico. No, one goes for, like, one step. Really? And then dies, and then the next fucking round knows the next map. It's a fucking mind-bender.

How do they know that we're aliens? No, I know that. So you're telling me that when a monarch leaves here, he doesn't get to Mexico. No. So he first goes to Texas. He gets to like Moncton. And then he's dead. But then the ones from Texas go to Mexico, then Mexico back. How does he have kids?

He gets to Moncton and he parties. And there's one nightstand with another one. Yeah. And then he dies. Another one. Right. And then that one flies, you know, probably to Bangor. Across the water. Maybe takes the ferry. Whatever. Bangor. Is that in Lord of the Rings?

No, it's in Maine. Man, you know where Bangor, Maine is. Bangor? Come on. I've never been to Maine. No, man. He's from the west. Bangor. Bangor. And then the next one probably probably goes, I don't know, West Virginia. Well, anyway, the little fuckers eat milkweed, which is toxic to humans.

Great. Dominion. Blurry vintage. Blurry vintage. Blurry vision. Cardiac arrest. So those fuckers can kill you. Oh.

Is it the milkweed or the butterfly? I didn't know you ate butterflies. No, I'm just saying. Maybe that's where the muscles come from. I don't know you ate butterflies. No, I'm just saying, you know, I'm just... Maybe that's where the muscles come from. I don't eat them. I'm saying if you had a kid and he had his head out the window driving on the highway, down goes the monarch, you've got to take him to the hospital.

That's what I'm saying. I think it's a pretty safe bet that that's not going to happen. Then there's this Piedahui. I can't really pronounce it. Oh, Piedahui, yeah. It's an exotic bird. Yes, the Piedahui. You shouldn't even pronounce it. Oh, Piedahui, yeah. It's an exotic bird. Yes, the Piedahui. You shouldn't even touch the fucking things.

What? Yeah, they're that fucked up. Oh, they're sweating. Same poison found in poison dart frogs. Oh! Because they eat these toxic beetles, I guess, and it fucks them. I don't like the dart frogs. The golden frogs are the ones you've got to worry about.

No, the dart frogs, you're walking through the woods and you get, like, one in the ankle if you walk in front of the dart board when they're playing. Same with the golden frogs, bubs. One golden frog can kill 10, 15 people. Dart frogs have big tournaments in the woods, playing darts. Don't fuck with frogs. But what I'm figuring out from this fucking list is, like, it's not really the critters. It's what they're eating.

Milkweed, other shit. A lot of them, except for that bird. He's just a fucking cocksucker, it's not really the critters, it's what they're eating. Milkweed, A lot of them, except for that bird. He's just a fucking cocksucker. What's the frog eat? Oh, does he eat something bad? I think so.

What's his name? What type of frog? He does. Slimy, goo, like, loaty thing on their backs. Are you talking about

your mother again? The Greenland shark also has its secret supplies. Slimy, goo, loaty thing on their back. That's not nice. Greenland shark's got like this antifreeze bloaty thing on their back. That's not nice.

Greenland shark's got like this antifreeze type shit in it. So you can't eat those. But the people in Iceland decided they would bury them for months and ferment the fucking things. Smart. It's supposed to be, it's in the top ten grossest, most disgusting foods in the world. Then you can eat it, I guess. After it's rotten? They're limited to what they can eat there anyway.

It's Iceland. There's not a lot of shit from the birdies. No, they have horses. Yeah, they eat a lot of horses. They eat horse meat. Garter snakes. Don't fucking eat them. Get the fuck out of...

Okay, eat them. No, they don't have... They're not venomous. They're poisonous. Wow. So you eat the fucking things, you get all cocked around. Who would eat a garter snake?

Fucked up people. Him? Yeah, maybe. Guaranteed if you caught one. Something exotic on a fucking hot dog bun. Scares you? Bite the head off? Garter snake dogs.

Bite the head off if it scared me good enough. Why would you put a garter snake on a hot dog bun? Just pretend you're from a cooler country. Oh, yeah. Just roll it out like a little. Where they eat snakes. You'd look cool with that. Don't eat any garter snakes, man.

Just stay away from them. Spur-winged goose. Don't really know if those are around here. Don't eat them. Okay. I've never eaten a goose. And a barracuda. Oh, yeah.

Really? Those motherfuckers are deadly. Ooh! You'd feel so good about... If one came out, you'd feel so good that you killed it. Oh, yeah. Really? Those motherfuckers are deadly. Ooh. You'd feel so good about it. If one came out, you'd feel so good that you killed it. Then you'd want to eat it just to piss it off, but you can't. Can't eat barracuda. Good tune as well.

The fish is in. What is he a coke at? Barracuda. Real good. What do they sing though? Barracuda. So this song's about a fish. No, it's about a car.

Oh, yeah. Jesus Christ. You lung, lung, lung, lung. So this song's about a fish. No, it's about a car. Oh, yeah, that's a car. Jesus Christ. You okay, bud? Rocking, I'm honking. You're like a spurring goose. This was a fucking... I like drinking with the terror bear. Remember we found this terror?

This isn't a very happy story. You guys okay with sad stories? Do it, man. Sad. This couple in India, they beheaded themselves together. Themselves? In a ritual suicide. How the fuck do you behead yourself?

One, two, three, go! That's how they did it. No, they built a homemade guillotine. Oh, get the fuck out of here. A dual guillotine. Decent. They said they were offering their heads and their lives as a sacrifice to the Hindu god Shiva.

Oh, don't give Shiva anything like that. She doesn't want that. Two extra heads? Shiva doesn't want your head. No, man. And guess who found them? Their kids. Oh, fuck.

How old are they? The kids? Yeah. Pretty young. Don't matter. Hey, Mom, Dad, can we go to the... Holy fuck! Their heads are off.

What a fucking thing to find. Can we go to the mall? You think they could have dropped the kids off like the grandparents or something? They did the day before, but then it was time for the kids to come home. And then maybe have a little call with mom and dad. Hey, good. Guess what? We're going to lop our

heads off here in a minute, so maybe keep the kids. Keep the kids for a little while, like for the rest of their fucking lives. I would think you probably can't really unsee that vision of your parents. Still in my head, I wasn't even there. I can see it right now. He wasn't even there.

I can kind of see it. Two necks kind of still spurting a bit of blood. Can't they still see for like 20 seconds or something, the heads? A longer one. Well, nobody knows because you can't talk to them. You can't answer. They're asking him, can you see? Can you see me?

And he's like, can't speak. They must have did tests on the heads. Well, they don't know, though. No fucking Hitler did tests on fucking just the head. Hitler? Yes, man. He was doing all kinds of tests. Where did Hitler get into it?

I don't know, man. It's the craziest motherfucker I could think of. Did he take people's heads off? He was doing tests, all kinds of tests on people. Yeah. He was trying to, like, wasn't he using, like, radiation to try to get, like, turbocharge everybody? Like, and giving them meth so that the fighter pilots were jacked on meth and shit like that? Yeah, that's true.

But he was trying, like, you know, like Mandalorian. He was trying to make, like, cloning shit, like, ultra soldiers and stuff, wasn't he? I think that's where the movie The Centipede came from. He was sewing mouse to arses. Chipper showed me that movie. Yeah. You need another joint or something? No, I guess.

I don't think that anybody should have to cut their head off because of the religion. No, man. No, I don't think Shiva wanted that. What benefit's going to come out of that for you? Nothing. The afterlife. The benefits in heaven or whatever the fuck. Or, or, you fucked up, now you're dead, and that's it.

That's it. You fucking gave her up for no reason. Fucked your kids over. Thinking you're going to go off somewhere, and guess what? You just went, you fucking switched her to black. Switched her to black. Good night. Canceled.

It's over. Oh, check this out. Ultra marathon runner. Kids are probably fucked. Stripped a medal for using a car during a race. That's what you did. Sound familiar? I didn't do it.

You guys did. Well, we forced you in the car, didn't we? You went to the Berlin Marathon. I was in the Berlin Marathon. The boys grabbed me and put me in a car and drove me to the finish line. To the finish line. You got a medal. I got my medal, though.

You did? In actual Berlin? Yes. Well, Terry, the Berlin Marathon is in Berlin. No, I know, but I really didn't think you guys went very far. He was all rollerblades and a hockey helmet. You won the marathon? I caused an accident in the marathon.

What a team. And what a time. Yeah? I caused an accident in the marathon. What a team. What a time. Yeah, I did pretty good, I thought. I got my medal. I wonder where that is. Where is my medal? I don't know, but we should get one third of it. I actually sold it, Bubs.

50 bucks. You sold my medal? 50 bucks. I owe you guys like 10 bucks each. So you get more? Well, I'm just wondering. When I competed. I'm the one that fucking took the car to pick you up so you could win.

I competed. Yeah, well I helped you win. I did the driving. I stole the car. You helped me cheat. I came up with the plan. Well can't you just fucking like word it different? Like be like, from the team that won the Berlin medal and then get like sponsored by Esso and shit like that. That's a good idea.

Could you get us a sponsorship at Esso? Of course I can. Yeah, like the team, and then they can make commemorative fucking mugs that are like... Yes. I can go to Irving, maybe. The team, the team that won the medal. Esso sells cat food, though. Love to get Esso.

Yeah? I'll work on Esso. Esso brand cat food? What marathon do you want to do, bubs? No, it's not a brand. No, it's Friskies. What? What marathon do you want to do next? Click one.

The Boston. Yeah, let's do it. The Boston? Yeah. And you should do the Albatross or whatever in Alaska. The Boston Marathon can be dangerous. Why? Well, there was that bomber that one time.

No, that was just one time. That's not going to happen again. We can get into the bus marathon easily. The Unabomber, wasn't it? No, he was a different guy. Oh, he was a different bomber. He was mailing bombs around. Yeah.

Firing them in the mail. People who do that are fucked, by the way. Do you think? A little bit. Go to a fucking liquor store or something instead you want to do something crazy do that yeah he was a weird bastard he lived out in the woods and fucking showered out of the bucket creepy son nothing that doesn't sound so good bucket no it's just i mean just get a fucking shower you lazy cocksucker i'm hoping to get one put in. Ted Kaczynski. That was his name. Yeah.

Dirty bastard. I think he's still alive. I still can't fucking believe it's me. It's me. Are you fucked? Thank God. You know what? I've been here. Check this out.

There was a man, he casually leaves jail, leaves jail by impersonating his sleeping cellmate when he was due to release. That's fucking smart. So they came in to get a buddy there, and he was sound asleep, and he was like, oh, I'm fucking the dude there. I'm ready to go. Got my fucking.

Odie went. He must have looked like him a little bit. A little bit, yeah. How long did he get out for before they captured him? That's a good question. I don't fucking know. Oh, my Jesus. You don't know?

There's no internet. What a terrible story. If don't fucking know. Oh, my Jesus. You don't know? There's no internet out here. What a terrible story. If you don't know that, why even bring it up? No, I'm just saying, if we ever go to jail, you start to... But if you don't know the facts, I mean, keep it to yourself. Did they catch him? Where did they catch him? Did he get to eat?

All right, they caught the fucking guy at a Wendy's. Okay. And there was a big shootout. He ended up fucking getting hit in the leg, and he's back in jail. Much better story. Thank you. Cool. Did he drop his Frosty?

No. Wendy's. Ah, man. Their chili saved them, you know that? What do you mean? They were about to go bankrupt because he was using the fresh meat and throwing away so many burgers and then he thought fuck i'll make chili out of it one of their biggest sellers yeah not wasting any more should have made tacos well wendy's isn't a mexican restaurant any anytime fast chili chili's like a

what what is that what kind of a food is that it's american yeah but this texas chili chili man what i'd rather eat a taco or even a shepherd's pie Well then go to fucking Taco Bell Or to Shepherd I think that the chili keeps longer than the taco doesn't it Because the taco is like a hamburger That's right No it's like you can use

The meat the next day And the chili but you can't Use it as a burger because of different rules And maybe he fucking just kept adding to the chili. You know how there's, like, the stuff that lives forever where it's, like, the same batch for 100 years? Yes. A little bit left from the original batch.

Yes. I bet you that's what he did. I bet you did, too. Dave Thomas, very smart fella. Was it Dave that came up with the chili? Dave Thomas came up with the chili. He's dead, right? Yes, he is.

He is dead now, yes. Too many burgers. I don't know if that's what happened. Oh, Brady? I don't know. Boys, I'm right out of here again. Let's see who got born till May the 5th. Tammy Wynette.

Tammy Wynette. Who's that? God love her. Stand by your man. Give him to our struggling. Michael Palin. Michael Palin. Monty Python.

Fisco Wanda. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's a very funny fella. It's his birthday. Is he alive? I thought you guys were sad. I thought he died. No, it's his birthday.

I think 80 or something. Bill Ward, drummer for Black Sabbath. We can I thought he died. No, he's 80 or something. Bill Ward, drummer for Black Sabbath. We can crank some Sabbath later. Oh, Sabbath. Sage Stone. Who's that? The fuck? Sylvester.

The eldest son of Sylvester. He was in Rocky V. Oh, yeah. Really? Is he a boxer? I thought he was. Sage? Yeah.

I don't know. Sage? Yeah. I don't know. Don't know, man. What's his other kid's names? What other spices are in the family? Probably, um... He's got some daughters. He's probably got basil.

Oh, yeah. He's probably got basil and fucking... Oregano? Oregano is his youngest, I think. Paprika? Paprika's different now. But he might have, you know, coriander.

Coriander's a good one. Coriander. Oh, yeah, two names. Coriander what? Coriander. I might have to have another nap if we're going to be staying up for... You want a spoon on the couch? Snuggle time?

Come on. I think we're just getting warmed up for a while. You want a spoon on the couch? Snuggle time? I want to just go to the toilet. Come on. I think we're just getting warmed up. Julian, let's have snuggle time. No snuggle time. I'll be the little spoon. You get behind me with your big muscles. Squeeze it right in.

One of your favorite musical acts also got born today, Julian. Who is it? Adele. Hmm. Adele. She's got a beautiful voice, that lady. She does have a beautiful voice. She's got a good personality, too.

She's a very talented lady. That's wife material. That's what they call that. Are you looking to meet her? Well, I would like to, yes. Aww. Only because she's rich. It's the internet. Well, that's, you know, not really, Buzz.

You wouldn't give a fuck if she could sing or not if she was rich. It's the internet. Well, that's, you know, not really, Bubz. You wouldn't give a fuck if she could sing or not if she was rich. Money helps, Bubz. Helps. It does help out a little bit. She liked singing to sleep every night.

You'd love that. Stand by your man. That could... I think Tammy would have drove me nuts. Tammy Wynette would not drive you nuts. Singing that song?

No. That kind of goes right through me, Bubz. No, she had a beautiful voice. She had that one hit that was like a dance song or something, didn't she? Yes, she did. How'd it go? I don't know. I will beat up a guy.

I will beat up a guy. I will beat up a guy. No, no, that's, Bubz, we got to go. I got to go. You guys continue to party. I'm going to go take a nap, so you guys can fit. Beat off a guy? That's not the lyrics?

No. You know that dance song? Yeah, yeah, it's called Bluesome. That's not the lyrics. I'm blue. Beat off a guy. What's this, Bubz? I thought that was the lyrics.

That's not the fucking lyrics, man. Okay, then. Bit of a slip. I stand corrected. Well, I didn't write it. I'm just singing it. That's what you're hearing? That's what I thought I was hearing.

That's what your ears want to hear. You were singing like it was your anthem. Exactly. Your pretty anthem for life. Right on. All right, time to go. Okay. See you later, everybody.

Okay, let's go rip it At the Legion Yes Yes go to Legion I'll meet you guys there later No you're coming You're coming now I'm gonna take some

Road fucking pops Holy fuck Terry just We're gonna have to go back To the next door I know Terry You're gonna buy some Beer soon there buddy

Yeah I'm all taking The empties don't worry Okay I got a bunch At my fucking shed At the tainter home. I've been back and forth now. I know the route, so I'll be back in a hot. Be back with a case full of shit.

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