Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 50 - So I'm AI, Am I?

Episode Date: May 6, 2024

Is Sunnyvale a simulation? Is Ricky an AI? And why the f**k are the Boys saying 'kangaroo' a lot? Plus: Baby Reindeer, REO Speedwagon, and some f**kin' Bad Choices!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. How you guys feeling? Daddy-o. Maybe too feeling? Daddy-o! Maybe too fucked. Daddy-o! First buzz on of May.

Well, this is a different kind of buzz on, man. Those are... these are... I don't know, man. I hate when you... Too many. I think I'm... I'm at the experimental phase, so I don't know what the fuck they're gonna... With men?

Oh, man, with the fucking gummies. The problem with you is you like sugar too phase, so I don't know what the fuck they're going to do. With men? Oh, man, with the fucking gummies. The problem with you is you like sugar too much, so you can't just eat a little tiny piece of a gummy. You've got to eat the whole fucking thing. The whole thing, man.

But why don't you take a smaller one, lick it, roll it in sugar, and then eat it. You need a lollipop. That's what you need. Remember what's her name?

A lollipop. I'm not going to eat a fucking lollipop. Remember what's her name that used to live beside Marguerite and she had the budgies all over the trailer? Yeah. You know what I found out? Remember we used to go in and eat the gumdrops out of her fucking bowl?

Mm-hmm. She was sucking the sugar off the fucking things. No, Steve. Putting them back in. No, man. I just found that out. How did you find that out? Were you filming her? No, Wilford was down at man. I just found that out. I'll find that out you were you filming her

No, Wilfred was down at the pool hall Told me he could be just making that up. No, he's not That's just starting maybe he could be making this up there's a phone in with it no in with it? No. Yeah, it sounds like a... I think it's bending this, so... Don't bend it. Yeah. You don't bend that antenna. Thank you. Try to do something else with it. Uh, maybe just start with, he could be making that up. Okay. Uh, maybe just start with he could be making that up. Okay. He could be making that up.

He was not making it up. He knew all the details. She was senile, apparently, at that time, and we didn't know. So she was sucking the sugar off the candies back in the bowl, and the birds were shitting all over them. We didn't know. Okay. I'm glad I never ate those. Yeah, thanks, man. We didn't know. Okay. I'm glad I never ate those.

Yeah, thanks, man. I didn't eat the fucking gums. You ate more than we did, Ricky. Oh, I'm glad I blocked it out. I didn't eat them. You did eat them. What are we talking about? I don't know, man. Budgie.

Budgie's and gums. Fucking gums. Sugarless gummies covered in budgie shit. Yeah. Woo! Okay, are we going to start? Yeah, we're going to start.

You said you were going to be. I don't want to do this, man. I'm not the host today. You said you were going to be the host. Hey, how are you doing, Perk After Dark? We're coming at you right now. Bob's. You're saying hi to the show?

Yeah, that's true. Okay, welcome to Perk After Dark, we're coming at you right now. You're saying hi to the show? Yeah, that's true. Okay, welcome to Perk After Dark. Boys, take it away. Take it away? Who are you, Johnny Carson, are you? I love it when he's this high. No, man, I can't fucking function. What are you fiddling with?

I'm trying to, like, expand there. I had to brighten up this picture. Bobs, you've got to check out these flowers, man. Oh, I know which ones they are. And it's fucking not. Cat's eye dazzler. What the fuck? Oh.

It's a fucking scam. Oh, my God. That's a scam. You tell, what? That's not flowers. That is a fucking, that's what I have right here. That's a fucking flower. People getting scammed.

No. It's AI. It is. People getting scammed. It's AI. Cat face flower seeds. And it was. It's AI. It is. People getting scammed. It's AI. Cat face flower seeds, and it was fucking generated by AI. Yeah, they're just selling old fucking pigeon seeds.

You know what? AI is going to ruin us, boys. I know. I would have bought the fucking seeds. AI? No, man. What's AI? AI, bubs. Oh, AI.

It's going to fuck us over. I thought that. Look at that flower, man. But now it's just anybody could do it. It's AI? AI, bubs. Oh, AI. It's going to fuck us over. Like, I thought that, look at that flower, man. But now it's just, anybody could do it. It's AI, bud. We could, this could all be AI. We could, yes, Ricky. So I'm AI, am I? You could be.

Who's to say you're not? We could be in a simulation. I wish they could do that. I'd be fucking laying in bed and AI Ricky to be here right now. No, I don't mean there's two of you. I mean you, we might be just computers. We might be just in a big game of the Sims right now and there's somebody up there.

Candied jalapenos. What? I don't know. There's a sheet here that says that. What about them? Fucking awesome on tacos, this says. Candied jalapeños. Oh, I've had them.

Down at, what's the place there? You know what they have now down there? Taco Burger. Here's my recipe for blackened shrimp. What? You've never made blackened shrimp in your life, right? You gotta stop freaking me out like this, man. What's the recipe? Okay, what is it? Because I don't like this, man. What's the recipe?

Okay, what is it? Because I don't like shrimp, man. It just says in quotation marks. What the fuck are you doing right now? I'm just reading. Somebody put this paper here, and that's what I do. I read stuff. Well, it's not making sense, man.

Does it say this is my recipe for blackened shrimp? Right there. Oh, sorry. It says, and here's my recipe for blackened shrimp. And what is it? I don't know. It must have been from a different show. Right there. Oh, sorry, it says, and here's my recipe for blackened shrimp. And what is it? I don't know. It must have been from a different show. Leftovers.

What the fuck are you doing reading it then, man? Jesus, boys, this is, look, he's like Anchorman. You put it

in front of him, he will read it. Yeah, I like that movie. All right, here. I'm Ron Burgundy. Question mark. Who put a question mark there? Have you been to a strip club in the past year?

How about in the past day? I was going to say. Even when they're not open, man. I've got connections. Pops? Would you date someone who ticked all the boxes but had bad breath that they couldn't fix? That's a tough one. I guess it's dependent on how bad it is, right? all the boxes but had bad breath that they couldn't fix? Mm, fuck. That's a tough one.

I guess it's dependent on how bad it is, right? Is it paint peeling fucking? It also depends on which boxes they check. All of them. All of them. Oh, fuck. Every box. Oh, man. Bad breath's a bad one, though.

Yeah. Yeah, but if, you know, if the person's just perfect other than that, they can peel the fucking paint off the wall. I don't care if she was just eating cat turds. Tell you the truth. You know what I mean? They check all the boxes with the bad breath? Really?

Because you could put nose. Yeah, you don't like to kiss. I do. What do you mean I don't like to kiss, man? How do you know? Jesus Christ. Ricky. I just want some thanks.

Like, why would you say that, man? I just heard you're not a maker-outer. I like to make up. Julian's a great kisser. He does the, you know, behind the neck and then the dip. He dips them down and looks them in the eye and says, You are something. I do do that. You are something. I've done it. Give me a kiss. neck and then the dip he gets them down and looks them in the eye and says i do do that you are done it give it a kick you just need to give it a kick you just need a swimmer's nose plug you'll be all set no you could get those little whistle wind things that have the

nice sand in the wings what do you know if you here's what you could do. You could break open one of those glade things with the fan in it and drill those fans up there. And then when she spoke to you, the wind would go through and you'd smell like mints. She's not going to want to look at you, man, with these things stuck up your nose. She wouldn't even know you get them up there fair enough. No, they're like little flavor packets and the wind goes by them. And then all of a sudden she's got lavender mint breath Wow, and she's perfect and you really are overthinking this. Yeah, man. That's way too. Okay, well Fuck you, sir

So what's this game you just ask questions? Yeah, Ricky This I don't know man. man. It's a game. Have you ever masturbated at a friend's house? Yes, your house. I know. I was going to say, man. Oh, at a friend's house? I thought you said, have you ever masturbated at a friend's house?

No, man. Well, you can't keep skin mags in your bathroom and not expect your friends to fucking look at them. Okay, bud. It's true. All right. Who puts skin mags as the reading material in the bathroom? What's this one?

Have you ever called the cops on your neighbors? No, would never do that. No. No, I have not. No, neighbors. You've called them on Randy. Neighbors have called the cops on us, fuckers. You've called the cops on Randy before.

Really? I don't remember. Yes. Did he? What was he doing? I don't remember that, man. You just called them to piss him off. Listen to this fucking headline.

This is true. You can now buy your very own flame-throwing robot dog. Fuck yeah. Flame-throwing what? Robot dog. Can it be a a cat robot dogs are getting big They're just well, they're better than real dogs a lot easier to look after oh Yeah, but a fucking flamethrower this shoots 30-foot fucking flames I Didn't know this but I guess they're used for controlling wildfires and agricultural burns

It's snow and ice removal. You know what? And they only cost $9,420. Yes, how did you know that? I know. I've been reading up on these fucking things. I'm fucking getting one if I'm ever rich to just get rid of the snow in my driveway. But where does the tank go? Just don't worry about it.

On its back you can put like a flamethrower. It does everything, man, these fucking robots. Way better than a cat one. Like way better. Oh a cat robot would be way better than a fucking dog robot, I'll tell you that right now. Too small. No, it could be a big cat. You can't mount a fucking flamethrower on a cat.

It could be a big cat. Like a tiger? A mountain lion. Okay, that's a big cat. Like a tiger? A mountain lion. All right. See how that fucking works for you. Okay, that's a little better. A little bit. Robot tiger would be cool. Unless it ate you. For a hundred bucks, would you tell a child that Santa isn't real?

Yes. For a hundred bucks? Yeah. No. It'd have to be a thousand. A thousand bucks. If I'm going to crush a kid's fucking life. I think it depends on the kid, doesn't it? What if he's a little arsehole? Oh, ten bucks. If I'm going to crush a kid's fucking life. I think it depends on the kid, doesn't it?

What if he's a little arsehole? Oh, ten bucks. He could be a little arsehole bully kid. This is really fucked up. I forget, I think it was over in China, but a woman, she's got a 27-year-old son, and she thinks he's fucking perfect, and he can't find a wife So she meets up this 11 year old girl And she's like fuck this kid would be the perfect wife for my son when she gets older

So her plan she talks to her son about it. He's like yeah, it's a good plan their plan And they did it they kidnapped the 11 year old girl And they're gonna raise her till she's old enough to fucking marry the son. Anyway. That's fucked up. She's in jail now. Yeah, she needs to shit. How the fuck do you come up with that plan?

People's brains are just fucked these days. I'm going to fucking kidnap this young girl and raise her until she's old enough to marry my son. Oh, that's totally normal. Nobody's going to fucking notice she's missing or anything. She's 11. The son's 27 already, so by the time she... That's fucked.

They should both be in jail. They are. The son should be, too. The son's not in jail? Just said she was in jail. Crazy motherfucker. Yeah, that's a weird one. Bubz.

What? Would you accept $5,000 per year? Yes. Yes. Okay. What's it for? But randomly, once a year, a stranger will punch you in the face. That happens anyway.

I know. For $5,000. Yeah. Depends on who the stranger is. Jesus Christ. Is it fucking Lou Ferrigno? Then no. Is it Arnold Schwarzenegger?

No. Is it fucking Jacob? Sure. It's no difference than fucking playing hockey and getting in a little fight. Well, the thing is, you know, I think where they're going with it, you'd be like, there'd always be that paranoia that someone's going to come up and fucking hit you. Is it a soccer punch? Oh, yeah.

Oh, Jesus. So you'd be like going like, okay, am I going to get hit today? Bring it on. It's good to get punched in the face. Well, the thing is, you could probably punch back. It doesn't say anything about that. It might be, who knows. But what if he drops you?

It's five grand. You won't feel it until you wake up. It's not that bad. Yeah. And do they wake you up by waving the check in your face? Blowing air on you? They could. Well, then maybe.

Maybe. Jesus. Maybe. Jesus. Fuck. Fuck. Julian's bait. I know, man. I'm just looking at this skull, right? And it's got this thing that's screwed.

It's like an x-ray up through it. Oh, yeah. The dentist fucked up. The guy put like an implant in there and went way too far with it. Written in his brain. Written in his brain. Fucked him up. It fucked him up. The guy was fucked up for a bit.

I think he's all right. Julian? Yes? Would you ever get a lover's name tattooed on your body? Yes. For money? No, just asking. Yeah, maybe.

They'd have to do some pretty fucking magical shit. Yeah. Shit you've never even thought of before. Like what? Let's give us some examples. So is that why you have Ronnie tattooed on your inner groin? I don't have Ronnie tattoos. Yes, you do.

I don't, man. It's supposed to be Rony, but they fucked it up. Roni. All right. Let's talk to you more. Would you give up eating chocolate forever for $20,000? Yep. Easy.

I would. Easy. Because you can get chocolate substitutes. for the $20,000. Yep. Easy. Easy. Easy. You can get chocolate substitutes. Cacao. All right. Huh? I think you might be too high to be here. Have you ever been drawn on while you're passed out?

Everybody has, I think. Yeah. All of us. It's usually us doing the drawing. Have you ever had a drink thrown in your face? Yeah. Many times. Do you think you would be the best stripper in the room?

No. Yeah. Have you ever been drunk or high at work? Come on. I am right now. Big time. Have you ever said I love you too early? That's a good one.

Have you? Yeah. It can go one of two ways. Very well or very, very fucking bad. Very awkward. Yeah. Baby reindeer. What?

Baby reindeer. What? Baby Reindeer. What about it? Have you watched it yet? No. What is it? You don't know Baby Reindeer? No, man. If I did, I wouldn't ask you what it is.

Movie? It's a Netflix series. True story. And the guy that's in the... Follows a family of reindeers? Nope. Oh. It's this guy.

He works at a pub. This lady comes in one day, and she's all upset and stuff, and he just... She wants a drink of Coke, a diet Coke, but she can't afford it, so he goes here. You know, you don't look like you're having a great day. It's on me. Nice.

That starts it. She becomes obsessed. What? Starts stalking me. Nice. That starts it. She becomes obsessed. What? Starts stalking him. No. Oh no, it's insane. What the fuck is there? Man, she knows you're scaring me.

It's crazy. So what happened next? What was, what happened? She starts just coming in, you know, every day and she's talking about all this, how she's a big time lawyer and all this shit, but she's spending like eight hours a day there, so he starts thinking, well, if you're this big lawyer, how the fuck are you? So she's a con artist?

I'm not going to give it away. All right. Baby Rain, and she calls him Baby Rain, dear. Yep. But the guy that acts in the series is the actual guy. He's the real guy that it happened to. Did they get into, like, banging and stuff? I'm not going to give it away.

They got into banging. You know what? I'm going to watch the whole thing tonight. Me too. I bet you you will because you can't stop once you start. I think there's seven episodes. I don't get addicted to anything. Ricky, I could name ten things you're addicted to.

Besides sex, what? Drugs. No. It's not an addiction. Money? I just love them. All right, would you accept one? It's not an addiction.

I just love them. Would you accept $100,000, but every time you go outside for the rest of your fucking life, a bird shits on your head? A hundred grand. Yeah. Yeah. Because with my hundred grand, I would buy a lifetime supply of... Did you say every time you go outside?

Every time you go out. But with a hundred grand, I would buy a lifetime supply of hats. Good, nice, absorbent shit hats. Yeah. And put them on the shit lands, fire the hat, and off you go. Yeah. Okay.

Or does it have to shit on your skin? I'm not sure, man. It's pretty, like, you know. I mean, if it has to shit on your skin, like your forehead. I think it's got to shit on your skin, like on your face. You're getting ready to go on a date or something. Well, your face is different than your head. What is it?

It's part of your head. It's part of your head, man. Right. But it's always right here where it's hidden in the hair. You've still got shit in your hair. You've got to deal with it. You just comb it in. Don't comb it in.

The worst is when there's shit in your mouth. Yeah. How's the bird shit in your mouth? Top lip dripped in. Top lip dripped in. Top lip dripped in. Not good. Yeah, it could be a rap song. Top lip dripped in.

Not good. Top lip dripped in. Now you're going to start another contest? In your lifetime, will you have sex with a robot? Yes. Whoa. That was pretty quick, man. Yes.

A robot. Yes. Male or female? There's no sex thing, Ricky. Oh. They're robots. They're just unisexual? You would.

I don't know, man. If you were to decide- There's robots now, you can't even tell that they're humans or robots. Yeah, but they're still robots, man. I'd rather, you know- I'm just worried about getting- ... eat somebody. ... electric cocksuckered.

You're not going to get electric cocksuckered. What if it malfunctions? Yeah. Then what happens? Or it rips your wiener right off. There's a clampy thing going on, I'm assuming. You know what I mean? And it clamps too hard.

Like a fucking alligator. Like a pancake. It's a machine. It can't tell if it's going too far. Off it goes. So you think it's got a biter? It could, man. They can malfunction.

You buy a new car they do they break down. But wouldn't you just flex up and just blow the thing apart? It's a fucking machine man. It's like dealing with a terminator. Yeah but you would just do a you know a super pump double flex and just blow the fucking hips right off. What about the rest of us that don't have that capability? People would be dying, man, like horrible, horrible deaths. There's another driver busted in L.A. in the carpool lane. Had a fucking Snoop Dogg replica doll. Are you going to put a fucking mannequin or a dummy in your passenger seat? Probably not the best one to pick.

Pretty recognizable. Yes, if you're trying to be incognito, as they say. Here's a good one. Would you guys marry someone twice your age if it meant you never had to work again? Fuck. Fuck, twice my age is getting up there. Yeah, that's, I mean, whoo. I hate this voice.

I hate to say it, but you're not going to be married that long. You know what I mean? Twice your age. Oh, so they don't have superpowers? No, man. That's how I live forever? I mean, you're married to someone that's 100, basically. Well, don't knock it until you've tried it, I guess.

That's right. It could be love. You've got lots of experience. Have you ever thrown a party that was shut down by the cops? What the fuck? Week one. It's a week one. Have you ever taken a call or texted during sex?

Taken it or? Made one. Were you ever on talking on the phone? Yes. Yeah, you've talked to me on the phone. I could hear you doing it. More when I was younger. You can try to sound normal, but you just can't.

Well, you know, sometimes there's stocks to trade. They're not going to buy themselves. Would you look at, look at what happens. I see an infernal cat in Utah. Did you hear about that little motherfucker? No. This little furry fuck in Utah. Did you hear about that little motherfucker? No. This little furry fuck in Utah. What happened to him?

He fucked up. You know how cats like to sleep in boxes? I do. Well, there was a pretty good-sized box near his front door. It was a return in an Amazon package. Uh-oh. A little fucker got inside, and they sealed it up. Didn't know he was in there.

Shipped it back to Amazon. Anyway, he traveled all the way to California. The fucking workers found him stuck in the box a week later. No food or water. The little fucker survived. He's fine. Wow. So he's back home.

Nice little Bubbles cat. Happy story. That's good, but I'd feel bad for him. He probably went through a horrible... He's got cat PTSD for sure. Oh, yeah, he's going to need fucking therapy. Cat therapy. Not cheap either.

No? Cat therapy. How does it work? Does another cat do it? I don't believe in that shit, man. Cat, come on. Why? That's just a money grab for somebody.

No, it's not. Cat therapy. Well, they charge you like 400 bucks an hour to bring your cat in. It's a good scheme. I'm going to fucking open one up. Give me a fucking break. Bring your cat. I'll be looking.

I'll be saying, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Rick, I'm sure they don't. They don't talk in fucking meow language. Well, maybe they should. What do they do? Just massage its head and shit? Yeah, what the fuck do they do? Show them a bunch of different lights?

In this case, they would show them a box, keep them nice and calm, and show them, hey, every box you get in, you don't spend a week in there and go to California and almost die. He'd probably look at a box now and go, ah, ah, ah. He would until the therapist smoothed it over, you know. He could go to the places where the monks hang out. Well, that's getting expensive now, Ricky. You've got to buy a plane ticket to Tibet with a cat. True.

Unless you put them in a box and ship them over. Jesus Christ. They can survive. Yeah, but that's not going to help them. I can't believe it's May the 3. Holy fuck. Well, that's good. It's going to get warmer. Warmter?

No, that's not a word. Why is there no D, is there? No. No, man. I don't know why I put one in. Sometimes you put D's where they're not supposed to be's. Fucking... Bing Crosby got born on May the 3rd. Bing Crosby, my cat?

Yeah. No he didn't. Did he write White Christmas? Bing Crosby! Peace on Earth, Little Drummer Boy? No, we couldn't have. You're goddamn right he fucking did. Holy fuck. He was the man.

Yeah. Bing's dreaming of a wild Christmas. Is it wild Christmas or? White. White. Snow. Snow, man. He wants the snow for Christmas.

Bing Crosby never dreamed of a wild Christmas. I fucking sure do, every year. Yeah, but he doesn't, he's not addicted to marijuana drugs. Pete Seeger's American folk singer. The Weavers, do we know him? Pete Seeger. Good Night Irene? Yes, boy.

What? Pete Seeger. Sing me a bar or two. Yeah, man. Working on the night moves. Nice. I know that one. That's Pete Seeger.

That's Bobby, isn't it? That's his brother, Bob Seeger, but no big deal. Sugar Ray Robinson. You probably know him, do you? Fuck yeah, man. Is he fast? Very. Not anymore.

No. No. He had too much sugar. Burned out his arteries. He was born 103 years ago, so probably not real quick. Imagine if he came back for a comeback, 103, in there. Yeah, fucking James Brown. Somebody punch a hole right through his chest.

I'm real good. Do-do-do-do-do-do. I knew that I would. What is that? I'm real good, do do do do do do do. I knew that I would. Why is that? I'm real good. He's real good. That's not the way that song goes, Ricky. Am I thinking of a different guy?

No, you got the right song, wrong words. Cocaine's a hell of a drug, is that the guy? Oh. Fuck, I'm fucking this up, man. What are you talking about? Cocaine's a hell of a drug, that the guy. Oh. Fuck, I'm fucking this up, man. What are you talking about? Cocaine's a hell of a drug. That's Rick James, bitch. I really fucked that up. Rick James,

bitch. No, James, the song was I Feel Good, not I Real Good. Feel Good's kind of lame, isn't it? I feel nice like sugar and spice. Man, I don't even know who the fuck most of these people are. That's fine, Ricky. You don't need to know who they are.

Oh, the bass guy from REO Speedwagon. What song did they sing that I used to like to bang to? REO Speedwagon? Yeah. And I'm gonna keep on loving you. What song did they sing that I used to like to bang to? REO Speedwagon? Yeah. And I'm gonna keep on loving you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice one, man. You came up with it.

You've got a good brain. But the only thing I wanna do, I don't wanna speak or sleep, I mean. I just wanna keep on loving you. Speak's a better lyric. I, the REO Speedwagon, fantastic band. Great band. They should be in the Hall of Fame, and they didn't get nominated. Fuckers.

REO Speedwagon, not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. That doesn't make any sense, probably because of their name. Why? Speedwagon, Fuck is that? Well, there's lots of bands. What's the REO? Because when I first saw him, I'm like, REO? Speedwagon?

What the fuck kind of a name is that? Well, there's lots of bands, but you don't know what the name is, but you still like them. Really? I think so. Wouldn't there be? What was that?

Helix is fucking a badass name. Do you know what a helix is? Cooper, pretty good name. Okay. So you have only like two bands. There's got to be a band. With a weird name that I like? There's got to be.

All right. I'll keep thinking about it I'll let you know what about the roll while they're rolling stone you could figure out weird was it just a bunch of stones rolling down the fucking street it's a odd one why do you need to know exactly what the name means to like the experience it sounds totally different if you like the name really yeah jesus murphy yeah so what do you guys want to do

trying to like there's something like yeah this is you're just like fucking scrolling and high and look at you you know what you you all prancing around with your muscles. Kangaroos, you know how they get their fucking name? No, but I can't fucking wait to find out. Do you want to know? Yes. I don't know. What a fucking tease you are.

No, there's a bit of a trick there, man. Oh. When somebody, Captain Cook went there, right right he sailed to fucking Australia and he was like Captain Hook Cook what the fuck are those crazy looking motherfuckers

and the guy looked at them that was from there and just went I don't know I would have called them bouncies so then he was like okay that's what they're called

kangaroo where is what how does that correlate that's just what it is man it is what it is the motherfucker sailed to australia and they got off and he's looking at the locals and he was like jeez what the fuck is that crazy looking beast and he looked at it what is it called and he went i don't know he said okay that's what it is but what he said was kangaroo, which is, I don't know. And it stuck.

Who would have fucking known that, man? So kangaroo means I don't know? In what language? I don't fucking know, man. They speak English in Australia. I don't know, man. Hey, ask him what time it is. Yeah, it's an Aboriginal Australian.

Oh, he's speaking Aboriginal. What is that bizarre looking creature? And the guy looked at it and went, in his native language, I don't know. Ask him what time it is, Julian. What time is it? Kangaroo. See? I hear you. Great, now he's going to be fucking

doing this all day. Sorry, bubs. Okay, boys, let's put on some movies and get in our jams. Let's do it, man. What do you want to do it because kangaroo. Dude, all right. Don't keep fucking going on about it. Why would you tell him that?

Because I thought you'd like it. Let's get in our jammies and watch movies. Wanna? We can build a tent. Kangaroo, how we get in a liquor store. All right. That's enough. Kangaroo.

Look into the lens. Yeah, do your thing. Do your... Try to look as sexy as you can. Shut up, boys. Do your beautiful sign-off. All right, fuck off, chipper. See the video version of Park After Dark

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