Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 51 - F**ked Fact Friday

Episode Date: May 15, 2023

Bubbles is out hunting for gold with his metal detector - will he have more luck than those Oak Island dicks? Ricky and Julian are here to get us learnt about trepanning, tapeworms and tongue twisters. Also: Julian reveals his dream chick!

To watch the video of Perk After Dark, go to swear-not.com or go to the Trailer Perk Boys SwearNet app. I guess we're doing this early. Well, without the bubbler. It is, uh, he's ten minutes late, and I don't think he's gonna fucking show up. No, because he's addicted to metal detecting. Well, you knew it was gonna fucking happen, man.

I know, but I didn't think it would be out of hand like this. Like, he fucking literally gets up, and he's gone until the sun goes down. Well, that's why I printed this off of you. Because this is a list of shit. That's what that is? That people have been finding around the world with fucking metal detectors, man. It's unbelievable. And he did say he was going to split with us, whatever he found.

Fucking better. All right, there's this fucking guy, man. He found this gold nugget in California. $400,000. That's American money for one nugget. Holy fuck, 156 ounces? Yeah, man. Nice to find that. Well, the thing is, you know that they used to fucking mine for some gold here, right?

It's like 10 minutes away. Yeah. At the gold mines in, what is it, Montague? Montague, yeah. So he's there first. Then he was going to take his trip out to that fucking island. What is it, Oak Island? Yeah.

Where all that money's stashed. But the thing is, they're still finding some, like, old coins and shit there. So he's going to take a look. I told him that's probably a waste of time because how many seasons have they got on that show now? Like five or something? Oh, man, it's more than that. It must have been going on forever. They must have, like, metal detect the fuck out of that island.

So, I don't know. He says he's good at it now. He's got some skill. Man, this is crazy. Some of this is a coin. One coin worth fucking $875,000, I don't know. He says he's good at it now. He's got some skill. Man, this is crazy. Some of those are coin. One coin, we're fucking 875,000. I know, man.

But, you know, there's other things. You see these other... That's just one. The largest gold nugget I ever found was 960 ounces. 960 ounces? Fucked. Like, how much is that? How much is that? One million dollars. How that? One million dollars.

How much? One million dollars. For one fucking... Man. See, you know what I'm thinking? If anybody can do it, it'll be fucking bubbles, man. He'll find something for us. I hope so, man.

If not, he's gonna fucking owe us. All right, do you want to start this or what? Yeah, man, I'm just reading all these fucking fines. It's crazy Fuck I didn't know bubbles could get rich from the fucking thing. You can totally get rich man Do you even if you found someone's like diamond ring or something? Boom thousand bucks two thousand bucks you're loaded. So I told him you should go down on the fucking beach That's where you find rings and shit because people are stupid So I told him you should go down to the fucking beach.

That's where you find rings and shit, because people are stupid. All right, so we're going to do this without the bubs. I hope you got some shit to talk about, man. I got some shit to talk about. That's good. I got a lot of shit to talk about. I'm fucking hot. You want to intro it or what? No, man, you go first.

All right, everybody. This is Perk F. Dirk, minus the bubbler. So I will be the host today. You can be the co-host. I am the co-host. All right, let's get this going. I got a story for you, man. Better be good. This poor motherfucker, he's a security guard, right?

Yeah. He just got on duty. He's 28 years old. He goes outside. He was a security guy at a hospital. years old he goes outside he was a security guy at a hospital so there's reports of some crazy chick fucking climbing up the side of the building or something she's on the fourth floor she's gonna jump buddy goes say hey don't fucking jump she says fuck you i'm jumping she jumps every she's about to jump they're trying to find nets and And Buddy's like going, what the fuck? She jumps. He tries to catch her. That's not a good idea.

No. No. And this guy wasn't. That didn't do well. No, man. He got fucked over. He broke like both of his arms. He fucked up his, snapped his spine.

Oh, fuck. So he's not totally paralyzed, but he's pretty fucked. Anyway, he's been in bed for a year. Fuck. And now the family's running out of money to fucking keep this guy going. So they got in a big fight with the family of the chick that they saved because she was spawning. She was saved. She was saved, man.

She just had a few fucking bumps and shit. Fuck. Anyway, so they started fighting. And not once did they thank this poor motherfucker who's in the hospital for saving his their daughter's life so he's fucked well that's fucked so i don't know if we want to start up a gofundme or something for this little bastard but i thought it was pretty fucking heroic who's the bastard the guy that tried to save her yeah man oh he's fucked yeah that's not really fair you think the fucking crazy woman that jumped would say...

Ah, she doesn't care. She was batshit crazy. That's why she's trying to fucking jump off the building. Well... She needs help, man. Yeah, that's fucked. You try to do good and save somebody and... you get fucked.

You get totally fucked over. It's like this fucking dude in Illinois... this guy in Illinois... Yeah? Got in a fight with his neighbor because his neighbor's leaf blower was too loud in his opinion but the guy kept using the leaf blower well they are fucking loud the neighbor shot him in the head and killed him what yeah that's the story yeah it's fucked can't even mow your fucking lawn and use leaf blower more than someone fucking getting pissed off

trying to kill you well you know what leaf blowers are fucking if you're hung over and you hear a leaf blower going on you'd want to kill somebody I know but it only lasts

for what 15 minutes yeah but how many does this guy do like he's a he's a constant weed blower I would say he uses it once a week probably

when he mows his grass but he snapped i guess i don't know he's they've got to chill people are fucking angry man people are angry man this was a funny one though the the uh big party for king charles coronation yeah man we got a king hey somebody mowed a 30 foot penis into the the lawn. Cock and balls. Was that real? Yes, it was fucking spectacular. I did see that, man. What a hit, though. How did you get away with mowing a cock on the fucking lawn?

Cock and balls. Like a huge erect cock. Yeah, it was a nice one. How many feet was that motherfucker? 30 feet long. A 30-foot fucking cock for the king. Sounds like something we would have did. I totally would have did it, man.

Fucking brilliance. It is brilliance, man. So brilliance. It is brilliance, man. So you know what's not brilliance? This guy, he goes into a shoe store. Yep. He steals 220 pairs of sneakers, gets them home. They're not 220 pairs. They're 220 fucking right sneakers with the left.

Like, how stupid, like, wouldn't you check that out? How do you fuck that up? I don't know, but what kind of a store? I mean, usually they're on display, so it must have been a pretty big store. You know, they keep one shoe out. So it must be. He stole all the display other shoes, didn't he? Exactly, man. What a fucking

idiot. Where the fuck's Randy? Is he supposed to be here? He he supposed to be here he was supposed to be here man oh i did give him that rule that if bubbles calls him to come here that he just doesn't i don't know maybe he followed it all right man fuck randy i don't want to hang out with him but he could have did most of the talking, man. I'm actually getting pretty... He talks about stupid shit. He's fucking lame. And he's annoying. Fucking Mother's Day, eh? Is it? This weekend, yeah.

No, it's not. Correct the Mundo. Oh, that's nice. What am I going to celebrate? I know. Same here. So it's kind of lame for some of us, but you know. So what do you do if you don't get a fucking mother and it's Mother's Day?

Get drunk. And dream about this girl. Holy fuck. Who the fuck is that? She is probably the hottest, biggest chick I've ever seen in my fucking life. The hottest, biggest chick? Well, she's a bodybuilder, man.

This one, she's from Russia. And she is fucking hot. Mirror me. Look at that. I mean, she's big. She's got pipes, man. Yeah, I don't know if I'm into that whole thing. You're not into that.

How can you not be into that? It's just the pipes. That? Yeah, it's just, I don't know. Not my thing, man. She's as hot as balls, man. Not to me. Oh, she's like, hey, Ricky, do you want to go work out with me?

Her face? What is wrong with that fucking face? That's what I mean. Her face is great. The rest of her, just too muscly. I like a woman that's in shape, but that's like fucking... Man, she could throw me around the room if she wanted any time, man. Squeeze your nutsack right off your body.

Totally. Holy fuck. She kind of looks like Alyssa Milano back, you know, when she was in her 20s. She looks like a fucking female's head on your body, which is weird. That's not weird, man. I mean, she's hot. So you're attracted to yourself from a female head? No, I'm attracted to women that look like you.

No, she doesn't look like me, man. She's... I don't know. She's hot. But check out this story, man, because this story fucking totally reminds me of something you'd want to do. Bring it on.

Okay, the man who bore a hole in his skull to get permanently high. Did you know that's a fucking high yes this guy he's a british-born act uh author uh he's got a book called the borehole and this is actually this actually fucking happens man around the world it's bad especially he was back given the swing and 60s acid revolution what the fuck is that? Swingin' Sixties acid? Swingin' Sixties, yeah. He wrote a book back in the 70s.

Sounds like a good time. It sounds like a good, no kidding. This guy likes to have fun. Okay. He tried to drill a hole in his own skull, not once, not twice, but three times for the sole purpose of being permanently fucking high. So did it work? No, I don't think so.

I don't think so. So fuck, man. You know what it's called? Tease me with shit like this. No, but listen, listen. No, no. We can go to Africa and get this done to you, man. Or find someone that's been there that did it.

It's called trepanation. And it's considered by many the oldest operation in the world. Tree pan skulls have been found on all continents, especially around African tribes. Okay. And they do it today. They do this, man. So you get guys in Africa,

they're fucking drilling holes in their head. You know what, you just put a straw in and fucking dump drugs down it? No, no, no, no, no. It just releases some pressure or something that makes you feel like you're on acid. Ah, okay. Permanently.

I don't know if I'll be fucking on acid for the rest of my life. Well, yeah, I mean, that's the problem. I mean, well, if you're on acid permanently, that's the way it is, man. I mean, if you're an author and shit, I guess, because that's what you need to do to write. What, be on acid? Yeah. It opens up your brain.

Yeah, but Rick, so you're saying the person that wrote all those Harry Potter books, she was on acid? She was definitely on drugs. I don't think she was on... Maybe she had a fucking operation. Nobody has an imagination that wild. Well, maybe she did have the trepanation thing going on and was in Africa.

Didn't the Beatles write all their music on acid? Maybe they... You know what? They should be checking the skull of John Lennon. I bet you he's got a fucking hole in his head. Yeah, he probably does from a gun.

Well, no, not just, well, yeah. Maybe, okay, he's got probably two holes in his head. One was the trepidation, trepidation, trepidation hole.

He was, that's all he wanted to do was go on asses, wasn't it? So that's why we need buffs here. He knows a lot about this shit. Yeah, we're probably fucking up some facts. No, John Lennon had a trepanation fucking hole in his head. I'm telling you, that's how he wrote all those songs.

Do you want to hear some facts that are fucked? Things we thought were true that aren't true. And this first one's a good one for you to know. I bet you I knew hear some facts that are fucked? Things we thought were true that aren't true. And this first one's a good one for you to know. I bet you I knew all these facts. Alcohol kills brain cells. You know what? Not true. Awesome.

That's good for you. Very good. It damages them, but it doesn't fucking kill them. So what do you mean? It just gets them drunk, and then they're like, wake up the next morning a little hungover, but then they're good? If you get in a car accident, your car can be fixed. Not fucking ruined.

No fucking way. Bananas grow on trees? Nope. They grow on massive herbs. Herbs? Yeah, which is weird. I don't get it. Well, they don't fucking grow on trees, I guess.

Well, they grow on vines. It's a herb, whatever the fuck that means. I still don't get it. I don't know. Isn't marijuana a herb? So it grows on a plant, not the fuck that means. I still don't get it. I don't know. It was a marijuana herb, so it's kind of like... So it grows on a plant, not a tree? Yes, correct. But a tree's a plant, isn't it?

See, this is why we need fucking bubbles here, man. I don't fucking know everything. All right, keep going. 41% of adults think dinosaurs and humans coexisted. What? Yep. That's because of the Flintstones. They missed each other by 64 million years.

I know, man. The Flintstones fucked everybody up. I used to wrap my head around millions of years on Earth. So it's like... We're going to be here for maybe 70 if we're fucking lucky. 64 million. That takes a long time. That's...

It's hard to fucking think that far. It's hard to believe they're still flying them like fossils and shit, man. Like, you know what I mean? It's a long time, man. Bulls despise the color red? Nope. Bulls are colorblind. I knew that one.

They see the motion of the little cloth and they think it's a threat. It's fucking gets them riled up and horny. We use only 10% of our brain? Not true. Not true, man. We use the whole fucking thing. We use the whole thing. Yeah.

I thought we used like 30%. Everest is the tallest mountain? Not really. No. Hawaii's Mauna Kea? Mauna Kea. Volcano? Volcano, man.

It stands more than 33,000 feet, and if you measure it from its underwater base, that's 4,000 feet above Everest. That's a pretty high fucking mountain, man. Ninjas dressed in black. Nope. They dress to blend in with the rest of society. Bagpipes are not Scottish. Bull fucking shit. They were around in the Middle East long before Western Europe.

Then who, okay, so then obviously whoever started them said, fuck this, we're not playing them anymore. And the Scots got drunk and said, I am. Right? Sure. Have you ever seen someone not playing them in a kilt? No. Only fucking people that wear kilts are those Scottish people.

There's no fucking way they have to be Scottish. I had no idea. I had no idea either, man. So I don't know if someone in the Middle East must have moved to Scotland, started Scotland. It was in the Middle East

they started them. Yeah. I've never seen bagpipes in the Middle East. They took their fucking bagpipes and made hookahs. That's what happened to them. That's a fucking good idea.

Well, that's what they do. Can you imagine you could make a serious fucking pipe out of a bagpipe? You could, and then you could fucking squish the bag and blast the smoke right into your lungs.

Gets the fucking flame going a little harder. You're on to something, man. That could be a fucking billion dollar idea right there. If there's any Scottish people out there, please send pictures of any kind of pipes that you've made out of your bagpipes. The bagpipe? Weed pipe. It'd be a great one. Fucking right.

All right, this woman, cunt of of the year goes to this woman right here is she a karen she she's worse than that man she fucking she tried to kill her daughter to get her apartment see she's out of place like blood daughter stepped no real daughter man straight up like she's 67 she's almost fucking dead and then she's all of a sudden like you know i'm, man. Straight up. Like, she's 67. She's almost fucking dead. And then she's all of a sudden like, you know, I'm going to kill my 48-year-old daughter because she's got a nice apartment. And then I'm going to inherit the fucking apartment. Wow, that's some twisted shit. Did it work?

What's a ruble? Rubies. How much is 80,000 rubies? Oh. Oh, my God. She was, 80,000 rubies is what she was going to pay the hitman to kill the fucking, the poor daughter. That's 1,040.

That's not a very, that's probably not a very good hitman. That's not a, that's what happened. He's like, okay, give me the money, and he fucking reported her. I mean, if a hitman's going to kill someone for $1,000, he's got some fucking serious issues. Big time. Holy fuck. That's pretty fucked up. kill some of the thousand dollars he's got some fucking serious issues big time holy fuck that's that's pretty fucked up i have to say there's a place in mexico known as molar city they have the most dentists per square mile in the world where, man. Where's that? It's Las Angondones.

Las Ang... I don't know. I cannot speak Spanish, man. That's in Mexico. Okay. There's 7,000 people in this one town. They've got 600 fucking doctors, dentists. Yeah, they must have some serious fucking teeth problems in that place.

No, man. You get... No, you know what you have? You get people from the u.s who don't have dental care and shit you need some fortune they blast they cruise in here and they're like okay where the fuck fix my teeth 100 bucks give me some of those veneers and make me years for 100 bucks that's a good deal something like that man you can get them go to the molar city our teeth are fine man yeah we could have

exceptional teeth imagine if you got big crazy fucking oh man i'll be flashing them everywhere like horse teeth perm a smile here's some more random fucking facts most people or sorry. It's not possible for most people to lick their own elbow. Yeah, I know that. I don't think. Not even close, man. No, fuck. I tried that, like, back in high school. I guess if you were double or triple joined it. There were some people out there with long

tongues that are, like, this long. Say, okay. Isn't one of the Kiss brothers? No problem. Yeah, a guy from Gene Simmons, man. He could easily lick his elbow. I heard that he can lick other parts of his body as well if he wants. Really?

Well, back when he, you know. Yeah. Back when he had a six pack. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. I knew that. A shrimp's head is in, the shrimp's heart is in its head it's kind of fucked yeah i thought i knew it was somewhere weird man british military tanks can make tea what yeah british military tanks can make tea i guess they must have a tea system in the

matter i don't know you gotta have your tea when you're British. Which means you could probably turn that into a liquor fucking thing. You know what I mean? To get rid of the tea, put in some booze. No. Alright. Do you want to know what the hardest tongue twister is in the English language?

Yes. Sixth sick sheiks. Sixth sheeps sick.iks, sixth, sheeps, sick. I can barely say it. Do that 10 times. That's when you do it. You got to do it 10 times. I can't even do it once.

Sixth. Sixth, six, sheiks, sixth, sheiks, sick. Sixth, sheiks, sixth, sheeps, sick. Holy fuck, that is a hard one. That's easy, man. Do it. Sixth, sheiks, sixth. Sixth. Sixth, that is a hard one. That's easy, man. Do it. Six sheeps, six. Six.

Six. Six. Six. Sheeks. What is that? Sheeks? Yeah. Like the sheik of Arabia?

Yeah. Six. Six sheeps sick. Here we go. Six, six sheeks, six sheeps sick. That was pretty fucking good. Yeah, that was better than I can do. Six, six sheeks, six sheeps sick. It's sheeps, sick. That was pretty fucking good. Yeah, that was better than I can do. Six, six, sheeps, six, sheeps, sick.

It's edibles, man. Edibles can make you do tongue twisters a little easier. Do you know if you sneeze too hard, you can fracture your rib? Yeah, some people have died from sneezing, man. Really? I think so. Makes sense. Almonds, you know, the nut and almond.

They're not really nuts. No, they belong to the peach family. How'd you know that? Because. I thought they were nuts. No, man. They look like a nut. They taste like a nut.

They're not nuts. They're fucking crunched like a nut. They're like the fucking things that pit in a peach. Keep them coming, man. The only English word that ends in MT is dreamt. That's the only one. Only fucking one. It's a special word.

Imagine being that word. I'd be like, fuck everybody. Fuck all you other words. I'm the coolest. Dreamt. M-T. Dreamt. Dreamt.

Maine is the only state that has one syllable name. What is Maine? Yep. Oh, yeah, you're right. Statue of Liberty used to be a lighthouse bull shit what did the eyes did did the light come out of her eyes or her tits yeah I where did where did the light go from I assume was probably the fucking torch but I guess it makes sense. I guess it's good at the torch. Lights shoot out for tits. Okay, I always go for eyes and tits.

That's much cooler. Head for the tits, boys. I'm an eye and tit kind of guy. Point the fucking ship toward those tits. Come to the homeland. A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant. Yeah, they're fucking gigantic. Philippines McDonald's serves spaghetti.

Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, man. That's pretty fucked up. I might have to go there just to try their spaghetti. Me too, man. I fucking love spaghetti. Some McDonald's still fucking serve pizza. You know what they got to sell?

And I don't know why the fuck they don't. Hot dogs. That's a good idea. Because you know they'd sell a mean hot dog. And I mean, the hot dogs in, I don't know if people know this, but hot dogs taste totally different in the States than they do in Canada. Do you know that? No.

They do, man. Okay. I've had some fucking good hot dogs in the states yeah they're good but they're different some of them get this fucking crunch to them right which is like a you're biting through it what would you call it just a mcdoggy do i would totally call it a mcdoggy do they'd sell They would sell a lot of McDoggy-Doos, especially if you can get like a two-pack of McDoggy-Doos. I would totally get, I'd get a six-pack of McDoggy-Doos.

I would fuck with a McDoggy-Doo. Because you know that'd be fucking good, man. Yeah, once it gets a little fucking food scientist concocted in it, I bet it would be good. McDoggy-Doo. If they come up with a McDoggy-Doo, we're suing, and we've got to approve right here. Last fun fact, lobsters taste with their feet. Fuck off.

And how do they know that? I don't know, man. Imagine if we tasted with our feet. We wouldn't be wearing socks, I can guarantee you that, because they taste like shit. You definitely know what socks and shoes taste like. It's cool to walk around barefoot there going, oh, fuck, tastes pretty good. Don't want to step in dog shit.

No, that pavement tastes pretty good. Ooh, that grass is nice. Can you imagine? So what the fuck are they tasting? They're, like, tasting sand and shit. I guess they just want to walk around. They don't want to land. They just want to swim around.

They're like, move, stop right there. That tastes good. Whatever the fuck that is, let's eat it. That is so... Lobsters are fucking... They're aliens, man. They could be. You know what's crazy?

You know what fucking freaks me out, man? Tapeworms. Yeah. You know what's crazy? You know what fucking freaks me out, man? Tapeworms. This motherfucker went in because he was kind of feeling like shit. They fucking, they x-rayed the poor fucker. And he was filled with tapeworms in his stomach. But not only that, there was like tapeworm eggs all through his arms underneath. Like a ton of them, man. See all these things here?

That's fucking disgusting. See those fucking white things? Eggs. Jesus Christ. Calcified fucking eggs. So there's like little fucking tapeworm fossils all through his body. Corey told me a story about a tapeworm. He said he was in school and his teacher went to take a bite of a sandwich

and a tapeworm shot it. No, man. What the fuck is that? His brain is like a cartoon or something. He said he saw it with his own two eyes. They don't pop out of your fucking mouth, man. And I don't think the whole thing about cheese in your mouth and they come up and eat it, I don't know if that's true or not.

Maybe. Really? Yeah, man. I don't know. I've heard that from some people. I heard it from fucking Danny. If I had a fucking tapeworm, I would fucking be trying to get it to come out and play he also said he put a piece of cheese in his arse and he said the thing came out and took a bite of it and that i'm telling you

man danny's fucked he put a piece of cheese in his arse he put a piece of cheese in his arse because he thought he had tapeworms and the tapewormworm would just smell it from wherever it is? He said he felt a tapeworm taking a bite out of the piece of cheese. And he took it out and it was fucking melted and shit a bit. So he couldn't really tell. But he sort of fucked up the thing. And he's the same thing that went. Man, that's fucked up. Doesn't happen, man.

I'm not buying it. I don't either. I didn't see this metal detector thing. Fucking $500 million. What? From where? Spanish. Frigate.

Gold. Off the coast of Portugal. See, Portugal's where you gotta fucking take that metal detector, man. $500 fucking million. But you know what? Off the coast, Nova Scotia, there's all kinds of shit wrecks. Tons. So does that fucking thing...

That thing would never work underwater, would it? I don't think it is, but I think it's too shitty. Well, we need to find one that works underwater, get him into a fucking wetsuit, throw him off a boat, and say, find us some gold, bubs. Don't come up until you got gold. Don't come up.

You're not allowed. It'd be fun, I guess, if you started finding some. It'd be exciting. And you know what? Speaking about being underwater, you know, phones have come a long way. Because before, you'd wash your hands and, oops, you'd fucking drop your phone in the sink. It's fucked. Yeah.

Buddy had an iPhone that he lost while kayaking, shooting some fucking jets or something going over. Flips? Yeah, he's like, oh, Air Force. And he flipped his boat and lost his iPhone. Someone else went down and found it 33 days later. Barnacles growing on the fucking thing. Powered it up, worked. Wow. That's pretty. Worked. Wow.

That's pretty amazing, man. Yeah. Now there's new phones coming out that don't have screens. They just have like a big rotary dial on the top. You dial your number. What the fuck are you talking about? I thought I saw that. Maybe I dreamt it.

No, man. I would buy one. That's what phones, they're not going to go backwards, Ricky. They're not like. I thought it looked like it was retro, maybe. Who got born to May the 12th? Anybody excited? Who gives a fuck?

Florence Nightingale. Was she? She was hot, wasn't she? I don't have a clue. Florence Nightingale? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was also born in Florence, Italy. Wow, that's weird.

That's why they named her Florence. How old was she? Catherine Hepburn. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back to Florence named her Florence. How old was she? Catherine Hepburn. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back to Florence, I and Gail. How old is she? We've got to figure out. How old is she now?

Yeah. She is 203. Whoa. We are not sure if she's hot or not. Farley Mowat? Dead. Who? Farley Mowat.

He wrote The Lost and the Barons, I think, didn't he? Don't know. I read that in school. Well, I didn't really. I was supposed to read it in school. I can't even remember you fucking came up with that. I don't know. Just because it was one of those things.

I was like, fuck, I got to read a book? What else? Let's go through these fast. George Carlin. Fucking love him. Awesome. Amazing. Dead.

Steve Winwood. Pretty good. Hyatt. That was it. That was it. That was it. Okay. Ving Rhames. Ving Rhames?

Yeah. I didn't know. His real name was Irving. That's where he got his name. Pulp Fiction, wasn't he? Yes. Yeah, he was cool, man. I like him.

Bruce Buck McCullough. Cool. Friend of ours. Yeah. Gets in the hall. Keep it going. Emilio Estevez. Yeah, that's Mighty Ducks.

He used to bang Paul Abdul a lot. Really? They were married. I didn't know that. They were fucking married, man. Did not know that. Let's go. We're almost right at the time here.

Stephen Baldwin. Okay. Baldwin Brothers. Good movies. Tony Hawk. Tony Hawk. Didn't I fucking run over him or something? Yeah, man.

We hung out with him. Good dude. Great dude. You should be in jail because of that. Tony Hawk. Didn't I fucking run over him or something? Yeah, man. We hung out with him. Good dude. Great dude. You should be in jail because of that. Keep going. Jason Biggs. Okay. Yeah.

American motherfucker. All right. That's it. We got to, you know what? This is fun with old Bubz. We'd rather have Bubz with us. It went quick. It went really quick.

It went quick. Yeah. I'm actually high. I wish it was a bit longer. See you guys. Happy fucking Mother's Day to all the moms. Happy Mother's Day. And if you're lost in the ocean, head for the lighted tits.

And let's get some hot doogie doggies in McDonald's. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off.