Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 51 - Let's Be Each Other's Mothers

Episode Date: May 13, 2024

On the latest Park After Dark Drugs, Drugs, Drugs Edition: Making scrilla from sweaty balls, Mother's Day gift advice, the whereabouts of Tammy LaFleur. Also: No buzz on = nuclear SUCK!!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. It just seems like an awfully big coincidence that spins perfectly around that mutant Ninja Turtle's ass. But what do you think the conspiracy is, Ricky? Well, it's just too much of a coincidence. I don't believe a coincidence is... Right, but what...

Why would it be that exact size? But who do you think did it for that purpose, and what are they trying to achieve? Exactly. You know what? It's pretty fun. It's like a trackball. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, fuck off. What are those games you play? The golf. The arcade. You get the trackball. What was the other one? Centipede, man. Centipede's one.

And you were talking about the Red Baron today. He doesn't have red skin. I don't know what the fucking conspiracy you think's going on there. He's German, wasn't he? Baron von Richthofen, yes. He was a German fighter pilot

in World War I. What? He wore a red spandex. That's why they called him the Red Baron. He didn't wear a red spandex. He was in World War I. They didn't even have spandex. Baron von Richthofen.

Did they have long johns back then? They must have. I don't know. I'm sure they had. Yes, they would have had long johns. They were fighting in the fucking fields and shit. It was cold as fuck. He was in an airplane. Did they have heaters in those fucking things? No, they didn't

have heaters. You were freezing up in that fucking... Laser heat. Wood stoves. Wood stove in an airplane. Doing fucking inverted rolls and everything. No. There's definitely not wood stove. Logs falling out of the plane.

Jesus, boys. The Red Baron, they called him the Red Baron just because he was scary, I think. And his plane was red. I mean, maybe that was it. Because he was killing people, man. He was a fucking... He was the man.

He had a red plane. You saw that fucking thing coming. You're like, uh-oh. That motherfucker's going to take me down. Red Baron. He shot down a lot of people. I'd be like, bring it on, fuckface. You know, Gaspard, do you know who shot down the Red Baron?

Who? Canadian. Fucking Canadian. I didn't know that. Talk him out. Bye-bye. on fuck face you know gas but do you know who shot down the red bear who canadian fucking canadian i didn't know that yeah talk them out bye-bye yes sir on a plane you pussy i don't know he would have been in a maybe a sop with camel maybe a what sop with camel what the fuck i've never heard of that sopping wet camel a sop with camel sop with camel shop yeah A sop with camel. Sop with camel. Sop with camel. Yeah, a sop with camel. What the fuck kind of plane is that? It's a fucking airplane.

Was it a Canadian plane? Double biplane. It was a biplane. Was it a British plane? Canadian? American? I don't know who built the sop with. I've never heard of it.

But it was biplane, you know? Yeah, I know what those are. What are they? Three wings. No, that's triplane. Why the fuck did they get rid of the triplane? Two engines? No, biplane.

Two wings, Ricky. Upper and lower. And it was attracted to both types of planes. Get it? Biplane. Yeah, man. Whatever. I'm coming with the jokes today, boys. That was a good one, man. Big Bye, plane. Yeah, man. Whatever. I'm coming with the jokes today, boy.

It's a good one, man. Big time, man. All right, are we going to get this going or what? Who wants to be the host? I'm not hosting it, man. Because there's no fucking gummies left. Where's all the gummies? I'm going to host a JB.

What does that stand for? Jerk box? Jerk box? Jack? Jack Bob. Junior Bacon. JBCs. All right, this fucking guy's hosting the News Voice.

By JB. I'm not doing that, Ricky, just... This could be his little sidekick. The shoulder cow. Okay, welcome to the... Drugs, drugs, drugs. Welcome to Drug After Drug. The Drugs, Drugs, Drugs edition.

Love them. Love them, can't live without them. Could you live without drugs, Ricky? No, you can't. Okay, but it wouldn't be a very pleasant world, would it? Well, I don't know. There's lots of people. He's very angry, man.

He's in jail. He doesn't have drugs. It's very black and white without the drugs, Bob. It's pretty lame. It's lame. Life is lame without drugs, I think. Is it? I don't know.

There's a lot of people that don't touch them and have great lives. What do they do? Go out and have a hike. Let's go for a fucking hike today. Totally straight. I like that. That's not fun. A hike when you're baked in your goddamn eyes.

Well, there you go. It's a whole different experience when you're fucking wasted going for a hike. But that's just you. Some people enjoy the fuck out of hiking. Let's go to the fair. Without being high. Without a buzzer. Not fun.

What would be enjoyable about it? Just the vigorous movement. And that's fun. For some people. Wow, that's weird. Well, then you take out your little knapsack, you take out a sandwich, have a little picnic. Fuck that. They enjoy it. See, some people,

Ricky, they don't like to go, oh my fuck, I can't keep control of my brain. I don't know where am I. Holy fuck, the walls are flexing. Oh, there's demons coming at me. It doesn't have to be that bad, but if you've got a nice little happy buzz on it. Right, you go up to the fucking ocean, you see colors in the water you've never seen before. Exactly.

Sailing without a buzz on. Well, that freaks some people out, Ricky. What about this one? Can you imagine going to church without a buzz on? I mean, we haven't gone to church much other than to make some money. I can't go to church with a buzz on. I start laughing. Well, you'd think that'd be a good thing, man.

Laughter is happiness. Well, you can't laugh around the churchy types. They think you're insulting the Jesus. Oh, man, that means you're fucking happy. I don't get it, man. School, same thing? You start saying the stories and you start laughing uncontrollably. All right, what about this one?

They get offended. Can you imagine going to a bar and not getting a buzz on? Like, what's the fucking use? No. And then you've got to be around a bunch of drunk people, so that's... Fuck that, man. Okay, well, there, you just answered my question. You can't live without drugs.

You could. It would just suck. It would just be very boring. It would be a nuclear suck. Nuclear suck? Isn't that the move your mother does? Speaking of moms, this is a weird weekend for us. Why? Because it's Mother's Day, and we don't really have moms to celebrate it with. No?

I wonder what it's like to have a mom. Like, seriously. Make you fucking separate. I heard it's quite good. Is it? Well, I can't even imagine it, man. Come home. I guess it depends.

Got a roast beef dinner waiting for you? It depends on what kind of mother you got, I guess. That's right. You could be a fucking lunatic. Right. You could have one that puts fucking cigars out on your face every night. It's just a raging, crazy, mad, like, drunk. There's crazy women out there.

Flinging poo at you when you walk in the door. That wouldn't be great. But, I mean, there's got to be some good things about having a mom. Oh, I would think so. When you're little, I think it's probably a good thing. But when you get older, it's probably shitty to have a mom, maybe. I don't know. I don't think so. No, I wish I could just get

drunk and high with my mom this Mother's Day, but no idea where she is if she's even still alive. Yeah, I'd say she's at some dingy, shitty fucking skanky bar. Ooh, Tammy. Trying to make a few bucks every night, any way

she can. Tammy LaFleur. I don't imagine she kept that name. Probably not. I bet you she has no teeth now. Why would you say that? Because she never brushed her fucking teeth, man. Did you ever see her teeth? How do you know Tammy never brushed her teeth?

She had nice teeth from what I remember. No, man. They were made of wood, weren't they? They looked like they were wood. Didn't Ray make her a set on the lathe? They were always fucking purple, man. From wine. Red wine.

That doesn't mean there's anything wrong with them. No, they just... They were just stained. Well, she didn't brush her teeth. She brushed them maybe with wine. The sugars in the wine are supposed to clean the wood. You guys done now? Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's good. Fucking Randy better fuck off with whatever he's doing out there. She got the front end load or rent it again today. Jesus Christ. We should dress one of you up as a woman for Mother's Day and pretend you're my mom. You know what? You should be. Or not. You should pretend to be her mom for a day. Me. Yes. Just to let us know.

Just to show us what it's like. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm not fucking doing that. All the cooking and cleaning and hugs. Kisses on the cheek. Here's ten bucks. Go get a snack at the store. If I got a little spaghetti on my cheek, you can lick it. Yeah, do that on him, man.

Maybe not do that. Come here, Ricky. Maybe I do. Let me wipe your lips off. You just guide my finger. Let me wipe your lips off with my spit. Speaking of lucky as fuck, this Massachusetts woman, Christine Wilson, she won a

$1 million lottery twice in 10 weeks. See, why can't we have that fucking luck? That's pretty lucky. First time was on a $40 instant ticket. That's an expensive fucking scratch ticket.

That's a scratcher. But it ate off, didn't it? The second one was on a $10 instant take. Good ROI's on those investments. Nice one. Good ROI. Both times. I guess you can take it over so many years.

She's like, nope. Fuck you. I want it all right now. $650,000 each time. That's right. She could die tomorrow, man. $650,000. Fucking government taking the $350, man. $6.50. Fucking government taking the $3.50.

$1.3 million. In cash, tax-free money. Oh, you got your smart box. Good, because I heard about something I haven't seen yet, but I would like to see it. Okay, what is it? This couple filmed having sex under a blanket in a crowded park in New York City. Really? 50 million views. I in New York City. Really? 50 million views.

I couldn't find it. Couple? Hmm. Bangs? Is that no bangs? Fuck banging? Having sex under a blanket, NYC? I don't know.

Sex. While you're trying to find that, the TSA discovered a bag of fucking snakes in a passenger's pants right before the flight. If that cocksucker was sitting next to me, I would snap. All right. You got it?

I do, man. Nice. How many million views has it gotten now? Whoa. I mean, what the? There's kids around, too. They're under a blanket. They could be fucking playing Tickle Me.

Fuck, like it's... Put it full screen so I can see it. Okay. I don't think there's a video, man. That's just a picture. No, there is a video. It's got 50 million fucking views. There must be video.

It wouldn't be a picture. Jesus, boys. It says couple filmed had sex. Okay. Oh, they didn't film themselves? No, I think somebody else was filming. Somebody was pushing fucking kids around. Some Karen pulled out her phone.

You can't be humping under that blanket. Video, okay, here we go. Video shows. A lot of people complained. They said, you know, they should be fine for, it's a little fucked up. Yeah, but there's all, man, I don't know, man. There's all kinds of shows where you, these reality shows where people are hooking up

and they're banging under the covers. It's an undercover banging. Who gives a fuck? Let them bang. Yeah, I mean, as long as they're not screaming, yeah, fuck me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck me, bitch.

I think there might have been some of that. You know. Okay, just suck. Watch now. That was the lady screaming, calling the know. Okay, just a sec. Watch now. That was the lady screaming, calling the fella a bitch, by the way. You know what? I can't get her going, boys. Motherfucker. Well, people just have to venture out on their own to find it.

So this is kind of fucked up. I don't know if you want to talk about this one or not. What? Kim Jong-un. Yeah. Kim Jong-un. North Korean guy. Yeah.

Weird bastard. He recruits 25 new virgins every year for his pleasure squad. The pleasure squad. Yep. And it's quite a fucked up process. Do you think? Well, he goes into schools and all this other shit, and they got to have a medical examination to prove they're a virgin.

And if they have, like, even a tiny scar anywhere on their body, nope, unacceptable. So then he's got the 25 and there's three different divisions. The first division, they just work on massaging him. Massaging all of his parts. Second division is about playing music and games with him. And the third division, of course, is the sexual group, I guess. The full-on banging group. And they have to pleasure him and his higher-ups. Now, doesn't he got things figured out for himself, eh?

That fucking guy. That's just weird, man. That's pretty fucked up. Yeah, but he keeps the whole country. They have no access to the outside world. They shut off the electricity. That's the other part. He convinces everybody that he's a god.

You have to believe in him politically. And if any of your history, your relatives, anybody defected or has any relatives in South Korea, you're not acceptable. So you probably want to hope that that's the case. Sorry, bud, you're not banging me. I got a fucking great

aunt over in South Korea, bud. My great aunt took off, so now you're not banging me. I got a fucking great aunt over in South Korea, bud. My great aunt took off, so now you can't bang me. With your weird little packer. Have you seen it? No, but I'm guessing he's not. Have you seen him, Ricky? He's not in prime shape, is he? He's fucked.

He's fucked up. And he's got like a ball cut. He's got a horrible ball cut on him. What? I'm afraid to say anything bad about the guys. They might come over and shoot me. He's not coming here watching Park After Dark, Ricky. He's definitely not.

He might shoot me with a missile. He can't get you from there with a missile. Look into the camera and tell him to suck your nuts, Ricky. Suck my nuts, Kim Jong-un I wouldn't have said it that way See, now you're getting me I take it back, I didn't mean it No, he said it He said it, not me

You sucked me into a black hole swearing vortex I'd be watching over my shoulder now, Ricky. Great. The black SUV's gonna pull up. I'll be at an airport. The pleasure squad's gonna get out and fanger you. As long as it's not with poison. You know what's fucked up?

All right, you know, do you guys ever eat, like, a Japanese rice ball? Yes. I don't know if I have, actually. You know what? What's the other thing in an Italian restaurant? Yeah, people eat them a lot. Risotto balls. Okay, I've had those.

Risotto balls. Okay, but same kind of thing. Guess how you can make them worth ten times more? How? Than what they eat. Roll them into gold. Well, you could do that probably, but this is what they're doing, man. They're taking them and giving them to chicks they're putting them under the armpit and keep them there for a little while take them out there

you go these are not worth one dollar now they're worth 10 bucks the orphans and shit balls pit balls man from the lady sweat just from the sweat it's supposed to fucking do stuff to you man well you do a successful tit sweat obsessed with tit sweat. Yes. Remember him? Yeah, well, I guess it's a thing. And people are making money off it. See, that wouldn't be my thing. But what happens when you eat it?

Does it give you powers? Who fucking knows, man? It must smell. What would it smell like? I mean, well, not all people that are sweaty stink. Like this chick here. She's very pretty. So can you tell the difference?

That's what I want to know. Between a non-pit ball and a pit ball. Well, I don't know. You'd have to try it for yourself. All I know is that people are making lots of money off these fucking sweaty balls. Can we get in on this? You should make them, Ricky, where you put it in between your sack and your leg. Put a couple in there, mash them down.

But we've got we gotta get like, if we're gonna package these things, Ball balls. It's gotta be a hot check. It can't be a dude. Nut balls. No, not nut balls. Well, that's for the ladies.

Sack balls. For the ladies. Sack balls. Pit balls and sack balls. Would I have to wear deodorant down there? No, I think you want the- No, you don't want, they'll taste the deodorant. You want the pure- Musk? Musk and endorph you want the... No, you don't want... They'll taste the deal. You want the pure...

Musk? Musk and endorphins and all that shit, man. The pure stank. Jesus. Eat them, you feel like a million bucks. Well, you guys should

try this out. You make some sweaty nut sack balls and you eat a bowl of them and then do a report after Kim Jong-un. Well, we don't... We don't need to buy any of these gifts,

but there are some popular Mother's Day gifts this year. Headphones with kitty ears. What? Fat pregnant body candles. Not sure what. Okay, so this is what you buy your mom? Yeah. Don't you just get them like flowers?

Is that the best thing? This is a good one. What? A cane with a built-in flask. I might develop a limp. Hmm. Well, how do you get a flask? Where is the flask part?

It must be a little sewn. But you know what he's going to notice? You unscrewing the handle off your cane and putting this fucking four-foot bottle up to your lips. That'd be great for getting on an airplane, wouldn't it? I was going to say, hey, hey, hey, don't be drinking that. Like, it's a fucking cane, you dickhead. I might get one of these. Oh, no, I'm not going to read it now. hey, hey, don't be drinking that? Like, it's a fucking cane, you dickhead. I might get one of these. Oh, no, I'm not going to read it now. What is it?

What is it? Between the legs mirror. For your mom. Happy Mother's Day. You can take a good little fucking gander at your mitt. Your flaps. Get them cleaned up. Oh!

What are you fucking doing, man? You bit my lip! You what? Bit it. Fuck me! Why'd you do that? I didn't mean to, obviously, Ricky. Ah!

Yeah, you lay on your back, you put this mirror between your legs, you can see everything. It'd be fun. You do that though, now. You just, you, you tell me. It's hard to get into that position with the fucking real good mirror. You groom, do a lot of grooming down the taint and everything. There's a bit of grooming going on down there. Why would a mother, okay.

I was going to say, why would a groom as well? What's the deal with this one? Does it click into your knees or something? You lay on your back and it just fits right between your legs and can angle perfectly. Does it have a light? Some kind of a light source. There's a million dollar invention right there. I know, man.

Between the legs. I got a lot of the lit mirror. The taint mirror. Get lit. Yeah, the taint reflector. What do you want to see when you're looking in that mirror, Ricky? Just make sure everything's looking fine. Are you more concentrated on your knots or your taint or your hole?

Just the hole. The whole rigamarole. Whole piece of real estate. Got to keep it in prime condition. Is that your stomach coming here? That's my stomach. Holy fuck, Ricky. Did you hear that?

When was the last time we ate? What happened with it? Jesus. Stomach's grow fuck, Ricky. Did you hear that? When was the last time we ate? What happened with it? Jesus. Stomach's growling, bud. Listen to it. You gotta eat, man. You can buy an ice barrel for them. For what? It's like a fucking pool you fill those for. For your mother. For a little cold plunge. So a taint mirror,

an ice barrel. $1,400. Like, come on. A weed waffle maker. I need one of these. Mixed waffles with weed leaf. Fucking cool. That's not bad. Little weed syrup on top of them. Weed butter. This is fucked. A crunch cup. It's a cup you put cereal and milk in and it keeps the milk and cereal separate so that when you take a drink it mixes them so it gets soggy cereal.

Holy fuck. But I kind of like soggy cereal so I don't know. I'm on the fence on that one. Well, you could still dump it in your mouth and leave it in there until it sogs up and then swallow it. Like moon rocks. Who drinks their fucking cereal? That's what I want to know. Cereal drinkers.

People on the go, bud. Don't know, man. Have you ever been on the go? No. You're going to like this one, and you're going to be pissed you didn't invent it, bubs. A fucking shopping cart that folds up in the size of a backpack. Mmm.

What do you think of that one? I did invent that. Cannabis perfume? Bullshit. I did, remember? I built a fucking folding shopping cart one time. I didn't have it perfected Cannabis perfume is a weird one

Because I mean It's just as easy to probably smoke a joint Right? Perfume that smells like weed Who would wear that? Or just wear a fucking ounce in your coat Yeah just carry some on you This one I don't know what the fuck it is

But I would like to find out. A portable urinal for women. It's a weird thing to give your mom. Oh, I've seen them. Unless you're aware that she's pissed in her pants. What are they called? They're like little... They're called the...

It's like a little cup that goes... Like an oil funnel? Yeah, it's like an oil funnel. Really? With an extender on it so a lady can be standing up. I forget what it's called. This is something that Julie needs to do. What was it called?

This is fucked up. What is it? The most push-ups in 24 hours. The Guinness World Book of Records? What is it? Hasn't been broken in 30 years. Oh, come on. How many? I don't think it's 30 years. Oh, come on. How many?

I don't think it's that many. This is Charles Servizio. 1993, broke it. And how long of a time? The most number of push-ups in 24 hours. 24 hours. How many did he do? It's a lot.

You said it wasn't a lot. 46,001. Oh, fucking Jesus. Why the one? Why didn't you just stop at 46,000? You had to do one more. 46,001 is what he did? Yeah.

I got to get out my calculator. You're going to divide by what? That's a lot, man. I'm going to do. First divide by 24. 46,00 lot, man. I'm going to do. First divide by 24. 46,001, right? Yeah, I am. Divide it by 24.

He's doing 1,916 push-ups an hour. Whoa. That's a lot. So divide that by 60. Oh, yeah. Come on, baby. He's doing 31 push-ups a minute. No, he's not.

Oh, no. Sorry. Yes. No, he's doing 31 push-ups a minute no he's not oh no or not sorry yes no that's a lot 31 minutes 31 push-ups a minute for 24 hours straight that's one every two seconds that can't be possible is it that's one every two seconds one every two seconds for 24 hours fuck that that guy's got problems man he must be in some shape or something. Just wait. Did I do that right? Is that even possible? I think you did.

46,001, right? That's what it says. Divided. I thought he'd be taking breaks. By 24 hours. So he definitely did 1,916 push-ups per hour. Oh, man. So he must have got breaks and shit.

And an hour is 60 minutes. So you divide it by 60 fucking minutes. Yeah, 31 push-ups a minute. So you know what he would do? He was probably doing one a second, not every two seconds. Then that would give him a break, right? No. That's enough time for a break.

If he did one a second for 30 seconds, then he could rest for 30 seconds. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Then he could do 30 more in a minute. I thought it did one a second for 30 seconds, then he could rest for 30 seconds. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Then he could do 30 more in a minute. I thought it was two a second. Yeah? No, one a second. One every two seconds. Okay.

30 seconds he did. I thought it was two every second. No, he was doing one push-up every two seconds. Okay. That's a lot. So if he was doing one push-up every second, he could take a 30-second break. That's a lot, man if he was doing one pushup every second, he could take a 30 second break. That's a lot, man. For 24 hours?

Yeah. So if he did an hour, then he could take a break for an hour? No. No, man. There's no fucking way he's on his arms for 24 hours. Well, that's Russell Crowe. He was doing what he called the gladiator workout. When he was working out for that, he was doing 200 pushups a day.

And he was like, whoa, look at me go. 200 a day? This guy's doing that? You're getting sore after 200, man. If you pull that off... This guy's doing 200 in what? Five minutes. Yeah, that's fucked up.

I was hoping you could break it, Julian, but I'm not so sure now. He's in the Guinness, but he's a loser. Who does that? May the 10th. See if anybody interested got born. Well, he's got to be bigger, more famous than you are. I don't know, man.

Okay, go do your push-ups. Jesus Christ. You really hit a nerve with Julian. Did you know Tito Santana, the Mexican wrestler? Mm-hmm. He got born on May the 10th. Sid Vicious. Nice.

Sid Vicious. Nice. Sid Vicious. Crazy as fuck. Bono. Bono. Bono? Bono. Oh, yeah.

Bono. Would he be a porn star? Yeah. Danny Carey, American drummer from Tool. It's a fun band. Linda Evangelista. Ooh. Remember her? I think she's hot.

Who is she, where was she in? Wasn't she Sports Illustrated Swim? Supermodel. Is she a model? Elite. Wasn't she? I might be thinking of somebody else. Young MC,

Busted a Move. Yeah, he busted a move. the gosling sex tuplets What does that mean? Six of them Having sex? No, it was just six of them born at once Six what? Like a litter

Oh Oh, I get what you're saying Like triplets, except more Yes Double Why sex? Why would they use that word? Are you sure it's not sex, Tuplitz?

Sex. Oh, that's the Roman, the Greek. Greek or Roman pronunciation. Greek-a-roni? Greek-a-roni. I don't know about this new fad that's going on in China. People are, you know how like when, you know, you've met, you've grown up with some people that are in elementary school and their ears are like fucking sticking way out.

You know, and then you eventually grow into them. Yeah. Some people don't grow into them, right? Yeah. In China, it's a big thing to actually get an operation to make your ears stick out like an elf. Like Spock. And you know what? Kind of.

And I thought it was Spock. Spock didn't stick out, Ricky. All right, you guys tell me. Tell me which one you like better. What look you like better. Looks like and you know what I kind of and I thought it was fuck All right, you guys tell me long and tell me which one you like better. What look you like better also Everybody out there first years in elf ears Like I'm I'm kind of like an elf. Let me see the fucking things. Huh? What do you guys think? It's pretty cute. Isn't it look the same to me. Yeah, I don't see a big difference. What do you mean?

That's what I mean. Look how happy she looks with her elf ears. That's the trick they do in the before and afters. They tell her to smile in the afters. She's smiling there, but I don't know. I like the elf look, man. I think I'm attracted to elves now. Look at this. You weird bastard.

That's why you eat the Keebler cookies all the time. You're beating on the table. What the fuck? What? I didn't know that. What? You beat eat the Keebler cookies all the time. You're beating on the table. What the fuck? What? I didn't know that. What? That you beat off to the Keebler Elves? I don't beat off to the Keebler Elves fucking cookie guys, man.

Jesus Christ, Bob. See? Don't be throwing that shit out into the world, man. Let's have a contact. No, we're not having any more contacts. On this day in 1963, Decker Records signed the Rolling Stones on advice of Beatle George Harrison. Good going, George. I know that.

He fucking... And also on the same day, Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards and singer Mick Jagger arrested for drug charges. Yes! Yeah! Years later, though. Four years later, yeah. That's when they got into it.

Oh, man. Can you be... Fuck, I can't talk. Remember that fucking famous goal of Bobby Orr flying through the air? Yes. This day. No way, today. Yep.

What a shot. How much did Buddy get paid for that shot now? Is he still getting money from that, the family? Probably not. He probably got fucked. That was AI made that. No, it wasn't, man. Rock Me Amadeus by Falco hit number one on the state 86.

We used to get really high and give that song a go. Yeah, man. Amadeus, Amadeus by Falco hit number one on this day in 86. We used to get really high and give that song a go. Yeah, man. Amadeus, Amadeus. Here's a little piece of gossip. On this day in 91, Oakland A's Jose Canseco is seen leaving Singer Madonna's apartment. Yeah. She just had a fucking concert, man. World record. 1.6 million people went to it. How? In Rio. It had a fucking concert, man. World record.

1.6 million people went to it. How? In Rio. It was a free concert. 1.6 million. It's a big fucking stadium. Free concert? No, it was outside, man.

It wasn't this fucking stadium. It was like the whole town. All right. God love her, man. Also on this day, Nelson Mandela is sworn in as South Africa's first black president. That's fucking awesome. He was the man. All right, are we done?

We're fucking done, bud. We're getting wasted because we don't have mothers to celebrate with this weekend. Yeah. So we're going to be each other's mothers. Actually, you're going to pretend to be our mom tonight when we get drunk. I want full makeup. Tuck us in. Make us some cake.

Yes. Yeah, buddy. Full makeup. Wig. Two-lay us some cake. Yes. Yeah, buddy. Full makeup. Wig. Two-layer chocolate cake. Oh. I'm not doing that, you weird bastards. Jesus, boss.

All right, say goodbye. Goodbye. Cheers. Love you guys. To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app.