Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 51 - We Totally Did Not Kidnap Jay Baruchel

Episode Date: March 23, 2020

It may or may not be Ricky's birthday, and Julian may or may not have borrowed Jay Baruchel from the Sunnyvale food court, but at least there's weed, booze and popcorn! Jay chats about Clint Eastwood, dragons, and why fast food is so awesome. Also: Who Let the Dogs Out?!

. . . . . . Ah, see, you gotta fucking be patient, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You guys want some corn? Do I want some corn? Okay, go. Get a look to the left, to the right. You want to jump on that motherfucker right there. On what? The other little frog. Oh, I see.

And then you want to get up to home base. When that little flower pops up, best to go in there, but it's all in the timing. Sorry, yeah. I've never played this game. Oh, you're good. You're awesome, man. You're really good at this. Thank you.

Um, did you say you called the taxi? Or... Yeah, they're on their way. It's on its way. It's on its way. It's on its way, yeah. Yep. Typically, how long does it take to, uh, to get here? Usually like ten minutes, but sometimes like hours.

Hours, eh? Just depends on the day. Alright, let's get the first man on. Um, well, I played this for a day and a half. Pops, how's it going, man? Hey, boys, what's going on? Guess who's here. What's up, pops?

Hey, what's going on? Fucking guy from the bank. Hey, how's it going? Holy fuck, boys. Oh, are you the taxi? No, he's here. What's up, pops? Hey, what's going on? Fucking guy from the bank. How's it going? Holy fuck, boys. Oh, are you the taxi? No, I'm...

Ray, this is Bubbles. Bubbles, this is Ray. I know him. Hi, Jay. I know you. How you doing? It's actually Jay. Nice to meet you.

Jay. That's Jay Baruchow. Oh, okay. All right. I thought it was Ray. Boys, don't tell me you fucking kidnapped him. You kidnapped me? Did you kid... No, you're just... I thought you said the taxi. Boys, don't tell me you fucking kidnapped him. You kidnapped me? Did you kidnap, did you?

No, you're just, I thought you said the taxi was coming. What are you doing here? He just came here to wait for his taxi. With someone that's getting kidnapped, you're all doing things like this. Well, we gotta make the show, boys. We gotta do the show. Do you wanna?

Here, look. Why don't you sit down and wait while we're waiting for the taxi. We just. My grandson hopefully is gonna be home. I just wanted to see or whatever. The taxi comes first and, you know, you can leave, I guess. There's some good weed there.

This is a pretty good hash. Is this from the dispensary? No. Dispensary? Nobody's that fancy around here, bud. Yeah, right. It costs money. Sorry, guys. All right, you get the popcorn, right, sorry. It costs money. Sorry, guys.

All right, you get the popcorn, Averick. So how did you end up here? I don't understand. Well, I was just at the food court, and I was here visiting some relatives, and I was at the food court, and yeah, he talks a lot. So I wasn't quite, it was hard kind of following the line of logic, but I... Did you trick Jay Bear? I was in his car, and he kept saying something about a Lyft.

We were going to drop him off, and then we didn't. Yeah, yeah, that's... You know how they say, don't get in a car with strangers? Yeah, yeah, in fairness, you know, I'm high a lot, so I make shitty decisions. So is he. Believe me. That's awesome, boys. Sit down. Let's do the show. We got a guest.

It's kind of... It's a special day, isn't it? Do you want a drink of anything? Do you want a drink? Do you want a... I'm all right. It's just a little show we do called Park After Dark. There's no dirty stuff. Yeah. There's no dirty stuff. Yeah.

There's no sexy stuff, it's just... Who all's watching right now? Oh, I don't know. I don't even know the numbers, but apparently they're... We're gonna have a celebration today for some reason. Anything you guys wanna say or anything? Get a bowl, get a fucking bowl. What are you celebrating? I don't know, guys. Are we celebrating anything today Get a bowl. Get a fucking bowl. What are you celebrating?

I don't know guys. Are we celebrating anything today for some reason? I don't know. What is it? March 20th? Yep. Not that I know of. You sure about that? You want to check? Those are actually fresh. We'll get a bowl for you, man. Get a fucking bowl.

This is the only clean bowl. One of these things is clean. He's used to eating out of bowls. Oh, there's a bowl. Alright, this is awesome! It's got some grungy shit on it. You got like 30 minutes or so? Um, I got potentially as long as two hours.

Whatever, I got as long as until the taxi comes. Is that the phone? Taxi will be at least yep I didn't hear a ring that's crazy 30 minutes okay thanks yeah all right we've got 30 minutes oh perfect crazy yes they just called Ricky speak of the devil they just called right on time. Perfect. All right, here we go. Look, I mean, do you know?

Are you guys union? What is this? Yes, I do. What is it? Who are these folks? So this is our little show we do here. And I mean, we're your big, you know, Hollywood star. It's not often we have a Hollywood star, so this is...

Oh, it's really just famous enough for it to be embarrassing when I don't get into things. Well, yeah, I know that, but you've been on like Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon and those shows. Is this like a similar type of- Who are your bank commercials? That's pretty incredible. Um, no.

Ricky, he's been in fucking... It wasn't because of the bank commercials when I was on Fallon and Kimmel. It was for some other... for some movies and TV shows. He's been in great big fucking movies, Ricky. Really? Yeah. Huge ones.

What are you doing hanging out at the food court? Hungry. That was a terrible fucking decision on my part. Right on. Well, I mean, I don't want him to be. What? Well, he obviously feels like he's been kidnapped. He's not kidnapped.

I thought it would make today that much more special. Yeah, what do you, what's more special? Well, I hope you guys are joking, right? What are you talking about, Ricky? I hope you guys are joking, right? What are you talking about, Ricky? You're poking around at something, fishing for something. Well, neither one of you brought anything, I see. What's happening today, Ricky? I have no idea. You guys have nothing more to say to me?

No. What day is it? Happy March 20th. That's a good start. T-G-I-F? Not bad. Ricky, just tell us. It's my fucking birthday, boys.

You forgot my birthday? It's not your fucking birthday today, Ricky. What do you mean, it's not? That's fucked up. You forgot his birthday. No, your birthday's not even in March, Ricky. Somebody's birthday's today.

It's not yours. March, Ricky. Somebody's birthday's today. It's not yours. Jesus, Marv. You kidding me? Do you think I'd forget your birthday? I'd never forget your birthday. I thought you guys did forget it, but now that I think it is my birthday, can it just be my birthday? We can, yes. I mean, we can pretend it's your birthday.

We do have more reason not to. We do have chips. So you thought they forgot your birthday, but you forgot your birthday. When is your birthday? Good question. Holy fuck. Ricky. Maybe it's 420, that'd be cool.

It's not 420. Well, if you can make today your birthday, you can make any day your birthday. Let's do it, let's have a birthday week. Okay, let's have Ricky's birthday week. You should time it out with Chili Fest at Harvey's. When is Chili Fest? I think it's from August.

Chili Fest. It's fucking the best. They just basically just throw chili on everything they have. It's the best. It's called the Chili Fest. It's called Chili Fest. Even when you get a napkin, there's chili all over the fucking thing. Do other people in the province do a chili fest, or is that...

No, it's Harvey's. Yeah, it's not a government holiday. Harvey's hamburgers. Harvey's makes your hamburger a beautiful thing. Were you at Harvey's at the food court? Or what were you... Oh, yeah, sadly, that dovetails pretty well. Yeah, I was.

What were you getting, Hervey's? I was getting Hervey's. Now when you go into a Hervey's, I heard you're a big fast food fella. I am. I wish I wasn't, but it's my cross to bear. You eat. Now, maybe you just tell me if this is true. What I've heard is you will not eat anything that's not fast food and you eat it six times a day. Well, I mean, that's slightly hyperbolic, but I eat a lot of fast food.

Yeah. But typically three times a day like most people. Decent. Yeah. Can you imagine? Yeah, I eat like a child. You ever see Home Alone? That's how I eat, like Kevin McAllister.

Yeah, me too. I'm a picky eater, man. I know what you feel. So if you were let loose in a grocery store with a credit card, you would go right to the candy aisle, probably? Number one, yeah. Candy and then I'd probably grab some Hungry Man and then, uh... Oh, Hungry Man's a fucking noser.

I know. Who invented the Hungry Man? That's probably a Hungry Man. I bet, but a very smart one because he knew how to convert mental on food. Very smart hungry man. I can't believe this is in here. What?

How to clean and cook a squirrel. Ew. You got awful. Ricky. Ricky's got all that. Right. But you are? Well, if they shut the grocery stores down,

you might have to fucking survive off some weird shit. Oh, yeah, you're talking because of the coronavirus. Yeah. Yeah. Place the dead squirrel on the ground, belly up. Just wait, where did you fly in from? Not Hollywood. No, Wuhan, China.

Oh, yeah. No, he didn't. He's fibbing. That was a good one. I fucking hope you're fibbing or you'll wind up in a tank. These guys won't fuck around. They'll put you in a tank. This is fucking gross.

I can't even deal with this. I was coming from Scarborough or Oshawa or some fucking place. Scarborough? Yeah. Scarborough International Airport. They fly choppers out of there. How much does it cost to fly to like Hollywood, bubs? What?

Like LAX. From here to LAX, how much? I don't know, ask the rich guy. How much does it cost to fly to LAX from here? Do you like, have you ever done that flight? How much do you think? From here? Yeah. I've never been here before.

Okay. But I would estimate $30,000. I don't fly a lot of private jets. $30,000? Well, he doesn't mean on a private jet. No, no, no, man. He just means on a regular airplane.

Oh, regular tickets. Yeah, yeah. There are a lot of Sunnyvale LA directs? No, there was no such thing. I think it's probably a stock. There used to be a Sunnyvale to Vancouver direct. Doesn't exist anymore. I like to lock on the flights and pretend I'm booking them,

but I can't afford them. But I like to get on Expedia and book a whole trip and then not go on it because I'm poor. Do you like to, do you like to book, pretend to book flights too? I've booked them for all of us. Done it. Oh, crazy.

I pretend book all of our vacations. I've got to the part where you have to pay and then I get shut out. If we could just figure that part out, boys, we'd be- If we could take, put money in it, in the smart box, it'd be great. Which smart box? His fucking dumb thing over there.

Computer. Laptop. What are your names, by the way? I'm Bubbles. Ricky. Jay. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, Jay. Ricky.

Nice to meet you. Hey, what's up, man? Ricky, do you really not know what movies he's been in? What's Jay for? Short for Jay-sus? No, for me, it's actually short for Jonathan. Which is a cool bunch. Okay.

So it's just the letter J? That was my mother's original intention, which I'm... You'd think it'd be Jason, wouldn't you? Jay, Jason? It typically is. Typically. Jonathan. Jonathan should be John.

These Hollywood types don't play by the rules. I don't live in Hollywood. I'm not... Okay, back to the Hollywood thing. Back... Johnny? What does it take to get into a fucking, you know, into Clint Eastwood's... Oh, here we go. I forgot he was in a movie with Clint Eastwood.

That's why he's got an erection. Are you serious? That's why he's hiding his erection. I just want to know, what does it take to get into one of his movies? You know, is it... How much does it cost? Just so you know.

How much is it? Like, you know, you got to buy a plane ticket. You got to get, like, go to get a room somewhere. You got to get hired first. You don't just show up I know That's what I want

What do you think the steps are? You've clearly thought of this Someone gets a hold of you And they say Come on out But Who's the someone? Do you think?

Probably someone that works for Clint I'd say Probably casting Have you You've sent him some pictures And he never got back to you That's what I want to know Oh crazy

Yeah but you obviously You probably got to speak to Clint, right? That didn't yield dividends for you that you found? Just sending pictures, eh? Yeah, I mean, yeah, so. It's about connections, right? Yeah, right. See? They say it's all who you know.

Are you talking about having a connection with Clint? Yeah. Through? And getting a hotel room? Is that what you said? Just, what the fuck? I guarantee he's gonna ask you if you can get him an agent. Oh. Right. A secret agent? For what?

Not a secret agent, Ricky. An agent is the person that gets you all the stuff, like, hey, I got you an audition with Clint Eastwood. Right? Isn't that how basically how it works? That's effectively how it works. So you've met Clint Eastwood for real? Yes. that how basically how it works? That's effectively how it went. So you've met Clint Eastwood for real? Yes. He was in a movie with him.

Not Clint Eastwood. No, the real one. The real Clint Eastwood. Yeah. And how turned on are you right now by this guy? It's not about that, man. It's about two professionals talking about something they have in common. Ricky.

Ricky. So what do you do? Just wait. I just thought of something. What? One of your favorite movies. He's in common. Ricky, Ricky! So what do you do? Just wait, I just thought of something. One of your favorite movies, he's in it. Tropic Thunder. He's the guy! Oh yeah.

Holy fuck, that is you. You're the guy that fucking fired the gun up in the air. Yeah, he says, yeah. You look a little different, but I just clued in. That's one of your favorite movies, because you like the, you know, you can't tell if it's real or not part. It was real.

This bunch of actors got caught up in a fucking war zone. It's fucked, I can't even imagine going through that shit. I'm sorry you had to deal with all that, man. Lucky you made it through it. Thank you. You know what, he's just joking, man. Thank you very much. Thank you for your service.

Oh boy. I appreciate you saying that. Thank you for your service. Oh boy. I appreciate you saying that. Thank you very much. Oh boy. Oh, fuck. Is that the dragon guy? What? The dragon guy. Were you in a dragon movie?

Oh yeah, yeah, actually three, three, yeah. Oh yes, Ricky. My grandson was talking about that. I'm just trying to think of a question he would ask if he was here. Probably like, well, what's the dragon like in real life? Are you guys friends in real life, too? Ricky. So he, so it's a cartoon, and he is actually, there's a bunch of, his sounds, not even one person does his voice

it's a whole bunch of different people doing little bits of voices here and there and they use some animal sounds too and so there's no there's no actual dragon oh Jesus don't tell him that it must be based on a dragon

oh no there is one there used to be one. Oh yeah, yes. No, Colin. Colin was Puff's relative. Yeah, famous dragon. Colin. Yeah.

Is it Colin or Gollum? Colin. Colin, yeah. Like Colin Farrell, but a dragon. Colin. Colin Colin Farrell, but a dragon. Colin. Colin and Derek. Yeah, he's definitely don't get worked up, Ricky. He's real all right.

I've been calling Colin and he hasn't been answering. Well, Ricky, that's a whole different thing. Whole different thing. All right, well. Yeah, you tell them all that Hiccup was in the house. You're probably the fanciest person that's ever been in this trailer. Oh, thank you. That's awesome. Yeah, I would say.

I can't thank him anymore. I believe that. So, what's Clint Eastwood like? Oh, very nice. I was, um, yeah, I was scared as shit, Wes. Is he approachable, though? Is he approachable? Very, very, very nice. I was, um, yeah, I was scared shitless. Is he approachable, though? Is he an approachable? Very, very, very approachable.

Okay, all right. Yeah, and, um, still the only guy I've ever worked for that, you know, would have impressed my, uh, my granddad, you know? It's fucking impressive right now, let me tell you. Oh, cool. I'm very happy. I'd do anything, anything to meet that fucking guy. Anything. Anything. Calm down, that's sounding... No, I'm just happy. Do anything, anything to meet that fucking guy. Anything. Anything. Calm down. That's not what I'm saying.

I'm just saying. Okay. Anything. Almost anything. I don't think he can just roll you down to Clint's house. Hey, here's my buddy that kidnapped me from the food court, Clint. Is it cool if we start making kidnap jokes? Just because I can't. Oh, yeah, you're not going to get hurt. Nobody's going to kill you if that's what you're worried about. Clint? I'm not... Is it cool if we start making kidnap jokes? Just cause like...

Oh yeah, you're not gonna get hurt. Nobody's gonna kill you if that's what you're worried about. No, we're not killers. No, no. Yeah, what do you guys do for a living? I haul shopping carts out of the ponds and I clean them up, fix them and sell them back to the grocery store. Fair.

I'm a part-time farmer, part-time distributor. Oh, cool. I open businesses, I sell businesses, I open up more businesses and keep going, you know? Yeah. Keep it going. You should name a business that you've ever sold. What do you mean? Well, you know.

Success Auto Body. Oh, cool. Man, what kind of farmer are you? My dad had a bar, I had a bar and a gym. With the gym in a bar. Well, you just made it sort of sound like you're a big wheeling, dealing entrepreneur there when really-

How many businesses have I had open in my life? Oh, I didn't say you didn't open lots. I'm saying how many of them were successful and you sold them? One? One out of a hundred? No, I'm- It's hard out there in this economy.

It's tough, yeah. Hard out there for a pimp. Terrible song, right? That song won an Oscar. You know what is a good song? Three Six Mafia had more Oscars than Hitchcock. So. You know what is a good song?

Ooh, let the dogs out. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I thought it was roof, roof, roof, roof. It doesn't matter. It's woof, woof, woof, woof, I think. No, but there's a documentary on right now. I know. I just watched it. It's crazy.

What do you cut? About what? About the shocking true story behind Who Let the Dogs Out. There's a big story behind it, Rick. True. It's just a song, isn't it? That's what I thought. By the blah blah men?

Who? I think they're the Baja men. Blah blah men. Yeah. The blah blahs men. So what's the deal? I mean, they were in Super Bowl commercials, right? Yeah.

They made lots of quid. There's a massive, crazy legal battle, copyright infringement. The song, actually, that famous Bahaman version we know, like the seventh version. Shut up, really? No way. That's the only time I heard a song like that. Yeah, I mean, that makes two.

I think that goes for most people. But, yeah. Check out Who Let the Dogs Out on Crave. Or don't. I mean, it's, you know... Or don't. So you know what we should do? We should release a fucking version ourselves.

Well, that's what I was about to get to. Right when it... Who let my cat out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let my cat out? Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Who let my cat out! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, like my cat out!

Meow, meow, meow, meow. Ooh, like my cat out! Meow, meow, meow, meow. Ooh, like my cat out! It's kind of a, it's kind of an annoying song. The first one was too. I could put a twist on it, maybe. Yeah.

So here's my question. Yeah. You've been on the big talk shows. No. So here's my question. No. You've been on the big talk shows. Is this have like a similar feel or what's different? Yeah, so I mean, we got a light. Do they force you to go on those too? In a matter of speaking, yes. As they say, they pay us for the act

and they pay us for all the press. So we got that part. But usually when you're on there, you're promoting something, right? Yeah, typically. Do you have anything you could promote right now? Good dental hygiene. Brush your teeth.

It's important. I would say the differences between this and the other talk shows I've done, typically they have audience, number one. That's a big one. Never thought of that. Audience? We should do that.

No, we don't need an audience, live audience, Ricky. And then, what network is this on? This is on SwearNet. Right, right, right, right. Oh, it's not one of the big ones. It's not like NBC or CBS or anything. It's actually run by a bunch of dicks. Where is it, compare it to, in scale,

compare Swear Nut to East Link. Oh, I mean, I would dream it would be as big as East Link someday. It's like HDO or one of those ones I guess. No, Ricky, it's not as big as East Link someday. It's like HDO or one of those ones. No, Ricky, it's not that big. You know, I would say at any given time, you got... You got at a max...

100,000 people. Wow. 100,000. That's a crazy viewership. That's well done, guys. I thought it was less than that. Oh, I'm just guessing. I have, guys. I thought it was less than that. Oh, I'm just guessing. I have no idea.

I thought it was only like 15 or 20. Oh, really? 1,000? No, people. 15, 20 people. Well, it could be. Even if it is 15 or 20,000. But that's not, you don't do it,

you don't do it just to get big. You do it because of the love of the craft, right? That's right. No, free liquor and free dope. Or that, right, right, right. They do that. Of all the ones you've been on, can you pick a favorite or is that being mean to the other people?

Probably the one that I'm currently on because I'm still uncertain of how it'll end. No, no, you don't have to say that. You're still worrying that you're going to get killed. This could end well. He's worrying he's going to get killed. That's fucked up. We wouldn't kill you on my birthday. We wouldn't kill you on my birthday.

But it isn't actually your birthday. That's the problem. We're actually very nice. We're not crazy. Well. We're actually very nice. No, I, you know, I don't, I have no, it's not my, I don't call people crazy.

That's not my place to everyone. No, I just, if you saw the gun in the back of his pants, you might. There's a gun in the back of his pants. You're not afraid of guns, are you? Depends the context. No, see, I shouldn't have even brought. I would hate that. Ricky, don't point your gun at him to test him.

I'm fucking very scared. Very, very scared. If you do talk to Clint, I know how to fire a gun pretty good. All right. And ride a horse. You've never ridden a horse. Rode a horse. Wasn't going to tell you.

I would like to know, though, if you have, like, a favorite one. I've always wanted to. We were on Jimmy Kimmel one time. Really? We've been on Jimmy Kimmel. Wow.

Yeah. That's crazy. Just like Rob Ford. Was he on? He was. He was on as Gamble. Wow. That's crazy, just like Rob Ford. What was he on? He was. He was on as a guest, yeah, I think he was too. Wow. Stupid bastard. Fucking garbage

fire. My favorite. Favorite talk show I've ever been on. That's a good question. Have you ever been on, Alan? No. No. I've ever been on. That's a good question. Have you ever been on, Alan? No. No.

I've been, I'll tell you, to be honest, it'd probably be Conan. I like Conan O'Brien a lot. He's crying, yeah. Yeah. Because I was just a big fan

when I was, you know, my whole life. So that's a big one for me. Jimmy Kimmel watches this. I don't know if you knew that or not, but... Right. So then Jimmy Fallon was also a big honor. And

Strombo. Strombo, yeah. Yeah. And I... Did I mention Jimmy Kimmel watches this show? He's seeing you? I've been on cue a lot. He's not picking up on what I'm doing. Jimmy Kimmel's gonna be best sprayed off.

What do you think? Well, he might be. He's not watching this, man. Maybe. All right, maybe. It's a good show, too. Who's your favorite person you ever work with? Or is there too many?

That's a good question. Probably the dragon. The dragon. Nice. I was going to freak out when he hears that. There you go. There's something, a story you can tell them all. Yeah, it felt gonna freak out when he hears that. Yeah. There you go. There's something, a story you can tell them all. Yeah, it felt like that was tied to the bow.

That was awesome. Yeah. I can hear the fear in your voice ever since we talked about his gun. Well, I'll say this. Would you put yourself in my shoes? Oh no, I get it. You're at the mall enjoying a Harvey's hamburger,

and then there's a couple guys sort of overpowering you, and now you're in their house, and they won't call you a cab, and one of them's got a gun. We didn't overpower him. And there's drugs everywhere. Cab's gonna be here, huh? I thought I almost saw it there.

Oh, really? I can see how you'd be a little on edge in this. You gotta think about it. I mean, it's no big deal. Just hanging out. Somebody, you know. Birthday party. I mean, look at, big deal. Just somebody, you know, birthday party. I mean look at you know, he's So, you know, he's not a big fella and then he's sitting next to this fucking big box. What's he stopping?

Bob's it's all about making connections with people. Okay. This was a good thing Maybe someday he'll need something from us After he does something to even offer many drugs. Did you train boxer? So you should be the ones that are a little shook. Thank you. And he is military. Right. Ex-military.

Jesus, Murphy. Yeah, yeah, actually, you guys don't want me to... I'm liable to go into a flashback and just fucking fuck up the shit. You don't have a gun on you, do you? I don't need to have one on me. The world is my gun. All right.

I just got some popcorn in my throat. You're in charge, Julian. Sorry. Sorry. You got him fucking terrified. Well. You got him terrified. I'm just saying he's got to keep in touch with us after this.

Oh, I promise. I promise. Well, you're free to leave anytime. But I'm... Here's the thing. I only communicate via traditional mail. So Canada Post is my preferred means of communication. And just so you're aware, like, you're not being detained right now. You can go.

Like, don't think you're... Oh, really? Yeah, don't think you're aware, like, you're not being detained. Right now, you can go. Like, don't think you're. Oh, really? Yeah, don't think you're, you know, just being held captive or anything. I appreciate you going and saying that, but this camera's in front of the only exit, so. And the mood will change a little bit if you try to leave without, you know,

things being set up. Fair enough, fair enough. Well, I'm just saying. I read between the lines. We're just gonna hang out, have a nice little birthday celebration, then you can probably leave. Did you offer him a drink or anything?

Did you get some chips? Yeah, I got chips. Chips aren't the greatest. Why are they not? They're a nice, lazy chip, Ricky. They're old. Nice, lazy chip. They're not, man. Those are fucking disgusting.

Boys, I'd love to have some fucking Wendy's right now. I'd fucking kill for Wendy's right now. If you could have any burger right now, what would it be? Oh, fuck. It's hard, isn't it? Yeah, that is a hard one. I'd probably have to go... I'd have to go double team burger. Oh, fuck.

Let's do it. Let's go to A&W. Do you have a car? I... no, but do it, let's go to A&W. Do you have a car? I know, but I don't. Let's take him to A&W. Yeah, let's do it. We will in a bit. Okay. It'd be better to have him in a public area anyway.

He'll feel safer. I feel more comfortable, yeah. With other people around where he can scream help if he thinks. Well, we could just get the drive-through. Get the drive-throughru and come back here? Yeah! Yeah.

Let's do it! Can't wait. All right. Drive-thru, liquor store. And your wallet first. Fireworks. We've got to exchange some info here. Here we come!

Yeah.