Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 52 - Chest Locker

Episode Date: May 24, 2021

The Boys are extra-f**ked today! Julian's on edibles, Ricky needs to make some pothole cocks, and Bubbles has a secret to keeping his liquor all muscly. Also: we pity the fool who doesn't know whose birthday it is! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, May 21st, 2021.

Checky, checky. Hey, what's up boys? How's it going there? Hey. Julian. Julian, just let me... What? That fucking screen, that standby, please standby screen.

Yeah. That's some trippy shit, man. It's trippy, the and shit i know it is i know it is i like it just let me uh you got a buzz on it it'll freak you out there you are ricky yeah man here i'm just checking a couple things here boys yeah you can hear okay i can hear yeah all right. You're looking pretty summery today, man. Did you press record this time, man? I did. Nice. She's running.

She's running. There's Ricky. Good job. There's us. I got, oh, there's me. Hi there. I got the Julian. Look at that.

Okay, we're all good. Hey, watch this, Ricky. I'm drinking today. I'm on the liquor, but guess where I'm storing it? Where, man? In my Julian chest fridge. See that? That was awesome.

Stop fucking around, man. That's my Julian chest fridge. It keeps everything warm and muscly in there. I like it. I'll keep some of it in my body, Bob. Yeah, may as well keep it cold. Yeah, keep it cold. I'll be so unstopping my body, Hobbs. Yeah, may as well keep it cold. Keep it cold.

Keep it cold in my Julian chest fridge. That's fucked up, man. All right, boys. All right. All right, here we are. Here we are again, guys. Park after dark. May the 21st.

Park after the dark. Have you guys had any burger parties without me lately? Any what? No. Burger parties like you did last time we did this fucking thing. No, I wish we were though. I'm fucking starving. Hey, what about this? Have you guys had any chicken parties in the last week

or so? Yes. Chicken parties? That's what I thought. A chicken party. had a mary brown's party a big bucket of fucking mary brown's chicken and you didn't invite me or leave one of my doorstep we may have had a chicken party we saved some for you but then we got hungry again we ate it it was an accidental chicken party julie it wasn't planned it just sort of happened i just live next door, man. It's easy to fucking drop

one in my mailbox. True. Throw a fucking breast in my mailbox, man. Come on. That's, you know, sometimes, that's the way she goes, bud. That's what Ray used to say. Yep. Fucking way she goes. It's not very nice, boys.

Isn't May the 21st, isn't that the queen's birthday? I don't know, Ricky. I don't know. I don't know. How would you know that? Well, it's called, isn't she, isn't it Victoria Day? I don't know. Is it Victoria Day today?

Well, no. It's not until Monday. But I think the 21 is when she got born. Maybe I'm fucked up. I don't know. Oh, I'd be impressed if that was true, Ricky. I thought my dad always said, got to get drunk today, boy. It's Queen's birthday.

Yeah, I could hear Ray saying that. I could hear him saying that for sure. Yeah, but he used to say that throughout the fucking year, man. Yeah, I mean, he used to say that no matter whose birthday it was. He knew a birthday for every day of the year. And he'd say, you know, Jimmy fucking Dixon's birthday today. Better get drunk.

Jimmy Hendrix's birthday. Let's get drunk. It's fucking Robin Williams' birthday. Let's get drunk. You know who's also birthday it is? Who? Mr. T. Mr. T.

I pity the fool that doesn? Who? Mr. T. Mr. T. Yeah. I pity the fool that doesn't know it's his birthday. It's also Dahmer's birthday, although he's not with us anymore. Who? Jeffrey Dahmer. Oh, fuck Jeffrey Dahmer. Fuck that crazy finger-eating bastard. He was fucked up.

Yeah, he was a pretty messed up dude, man. When they caught the cocksucker, he had a bowl of fingers in his cupboard and he used to just snack on them. Snack on them. He had some weird shit in his fridge. He had a freezer full of meat. People meat.

But he had a bowl of fingers that he would just, you know, if he needed a light snack, he'd just grab a finger. Chew the meat off it. Well, we're not going to celebrate his birthday, but we will celebrate Mr. T's birthday. We will definitely celebrate Mr. T. Jeffrey Dahmer can fuck himself, because he shouldn't be eating people. I'm going to wear extra gold tonight, just for Mr. T. Do it, Ricky.

In fact, in 1932, on the May of the 21, Amelia Earnhardt fucking flew across the Atlantic. Did she? It's a big fucking day, boys. That is a big day. That's a big fucking day. It's also the start of a long fucking weekend. Yes! Yes, it is.

Yeah. Long weekend. Long weekend, the Cadillac of worms. But does it really matter, boys, because we're just going to be fucking inside anyway? Not me. I've got a mission to go on today. I'm going to get baked. I'm going to do like this man did in New Zealand, in Auckland.

All the fucking potholes were driving him nuts, and they're driving me nuts. They're fucking up my car. I'm going to spray big pink and green fluorescent cocks all around them. Huge cocks. Somebody didn't do that. No way. And it drew attention. That's fucking brilliant, man.

He did get arrested because they said it was a distraction to drivers. But all the potholes are fixed. It would be a bit distracting, right, to see all those cocks. I think it's brilliant. Why isn't the city fixing the fucking potholes? It's a goddamn disaster out there. Let's start spraying cocks around them, man. Fuck it.

I think we should. Let's do it. It can't be that bad in jail right now. I'll wear a mask. Fuck it. Fucking cases are going up again. They were going down. What the fuck happened in Nova Scotia?

God damn it. How many cases today now? 80-something. Fuck sakes. Yeah. Fucking up and down, man. Yeah, now we got people will bitch and they'll say

people will fucking get all the 86 whoopty fuck, but you know what? We live in the buffs. What? I can't get used to you fucking putting your hand into my chest fridge. At least it's not a cock fridge.

It's just a chest fridge. It's where I a cock fridge. It's just a chest fridge. It's where I keep my wine. It's just weird, man. No, it's not. As I was saying, there's not a lot of people here where we live, so it's a lot of people to ask. Bubz, would you fuck off? Take me, Bubz.

What? Take me. Julian's getting really lonely. I'm getting lonely, bubs. What? Take me. Julian's getting really lonely. I'm getting lonely, all right. Jesus, Murphy. Here, just wait. Let me... Here, look, I'm going to reposition you.

Oh, there you go. Now you look better. What are you doing to me, man? I'm just repositioning you so that you're all lined up. I think you look better now, don't you? I don't know, man. I look kind of red or something.

I look like I got blusher on or something. Well, that's your fault. Your shitty camera. Well, I was up a lot of the night finding some shit to talk about today, so this wasn't boring as fuck. And I found some good shit. Do you guys know what a cicada is?

Cicada buggy? Yes, Ricky. and there's trillions of the cocksuckers coming out of the ground every yeah it's the 17th year every 17 years these fucking yeah brood X or bro yes yes what the fucking little cocksuckers burrow into the ground they leech on the tree roots and for 17 years they feed and then after 17 years they come out they live for three weeks and they and then they die yeah that's what what the do they look like they're little bugs little shitty bugs like a fly a beetle of what they look like a cicada that's right that doesn't help me out man

Do they fly? Do they have fucking wings? Do they I believe they're Have an armored shell I think they I think they have little They have little drums they play

Like They do make noise They do like to make noise That's how they attract their little meats So I think they must have wings So Alright so they've got wings. Are they big?

How big are these fucking things? They're not big. Did you guys see them around? No. No, I've seen one before, but not one of these ones. They're not big, but there's literally... How many are coming out of the ground, Ricky? They're saying billions, maybe a trillion.

I think a trillion is what I read. All over the fucking eastern U.S., I guess. A trillion. They're already coming out in Washington already. That's fucking crazy. Why every 17 years? Why did they pick 17? That's just what their biological clock tells them, Ricky.

Imagine waiting 17 years, and then you've got to come out and live for three weeks, do some banging, and that's it. And I know, like, what are they doing for 17 years? Are they just dormant? They can't be awake, looking at the dirt. The dirt would be right up on here. No, they're fucked. They're just attached to some tree roots.

That's how they get their food, I guess. Then they're like, oh. What a horrible fucking life. It's been 17 years. At least they do some banging, though. They do some banging. They do some banging. They do some banging. So after they bang, do they die?

Is that one of those kind of creatures? I believe so. Yeah, sounds about right. Wow. And then they send these little fucking baby cocksuckers into the ground, and 17 years from now, we'll see those fucking come out. It's a weird grave. You should mark it in your calendar, Ricky, so we don't miss it.

I'm glad I'm not one of those fucking things. You're glad you're not a cicada. Cicada bug. I think a June bug's similar to that, too, isn't it? I think they live in the ground for a while. I don't know. Yeah. They probably come out around June, do they?

How the fuck do they know it's June? It's usually like June fucking 1st. See a goddamn Junebug. It's the temperature, man. It's the temperature. No, they set reminders in their little Junebug cell phones. Bob, they don't have fucking cell phones. They have Junebug cell phones. No, they don't. And you know what?

They're horrible little fucking creatures because they cling to your fucking head and they just grab onto you and they don't. And you know what? They're horrible little fucking creatures because they cling to your fucking head and they just grab onto you and they don't fucking let go, man. I'm not a big fan of that. Stupid fucking bugs. When you hit one on a motorcycle doing 200 kilometers an hour,

do you take one right here? It doesn't feel very fucking good, let me tell you. No, man, that would not feel good. Ricky, when were you going 200 miles an hour? 100 miles, sorry, kilometers. I was going, when were you going 200 miles an hour on a fucking motorbike? Miles, sorry, kilometers. I was going to say, Jesus, 200 miles an hour. That would be... You're up to NASCAR speed up there, Ricky.

Even at 200 kilometers... 200 kilometers is still... Pretty tunnel vision. That's still too fucking fast. You shouldn't be going that fast, you're going to kill yourself. Oh, I know, that was when I was younger and dumber than her. You shouldn't be going that fast. You're going to kill yourself.

Well, I know. That was when I was younger and dumber than her. So I don't know why in the fuck I went down this rabbit hole, but I found this thing about weird wedding traditions. Weird wedding traditions? Yeah. Yeah. In the Congo, you're not allowed to smile at the wedding. Bride and groom can't smile.

Why? Not even for fucking pictures. Say it's serious business man serious business in the congo well that doesn't make for a very nice wedding picture does it no here jolene let's pretend we're getting our wedding picture yeah see that's not it doesn't look like a very good memory you take me as your husband bubs for the rest of your life? No. Did you have him the whole time? No, I reject thou.

I reject thou as my life partner. In South Korea, this is a weird one. They beat the groom's feet. Off? What? Yeah, the groom's friends. Bubz. They tie his ankles up, and they beat the crap out of his

feet with a stick or a dried fish. So, a dried fish. Or a stick. That's how he can't get away. He can't change his mind and run. I guess he's got to put up with the pain and prove that he can deal with a marriage. There's nothing I hate worse than getting tied up and getting my feet beat with a raw fish.

That is just the worst time. That would suck. That's weird shit, man. Where do they do that? South Korea. That's fucked up, man. You know what they do in North Korea, Ricky? What?

You know what they do in North Korea? They? What? You know what they do in North Korea? What? They tie up your feet and then they cut them off. Jesus Christ. I just mean because North Korea are fucked. That would suck. Yeah, it's a little fucky up there, right? In Germany, they

break the bride's dishes. Well, that's not very nice. On the eve of the wedding, the couple's friends gather at the bride's place and they smash all the breakable dishes and crockery. Is it brand new stuff she just got for her wedding? I don't know. I don't imagine, but it's still, you know, being expensive. Well, I mean, if she just got new stuff for the wedding,

it's probably a good idea to smash the old stuff, make some room. Well, maybe that's why they do it. I don't know. In France, banging all night, which I thought was, like, perfect. That's what you should be doing, but no. The couple's family and friends gather at the house, and they bang pots and pans until the couple shows up in their wedding attire and serves snacks and drinks.

That's terrible. And then do they bang after that? I don't know. It doesn't sound like there's much banging going on. They bang right after that, Juin, in front of everybody. While everybody's having their snacks, everybody's eating popcorn, they just start giving her. In Mauritania, is that a place?

What is it? Don't know, man. Mauritania. I don't know what that is. They have a tradition of fattening the bride. The day before? No. A chubby bride is seen as a sign of wealth and fortune

some of them even go to fat camps to fatten up for their weddings it's like a turkey yeah I guess so I don't think that's that's probably not healthy though well I can't even believe there's such a thing called a fat camp

it better be a good time though just eat the shit out of stuff it'd be a good vacation a fat camp. It better be a good time, though. Just eat the shit out of stuff. It'd be a good vacation, a fat camp. It's not a good vacation, Ricky. Go to fat camp? No, man. Who wants to go on vacation and come back 50 pounds heavier?

I don't know, man. I like to eat, so... I know, but that's a terrible vacation i mean it's fun while you're there but you're when you come back hey julian in greece the groomsman groom the groom on the wedding day the best man shaves the groom what hurts well that's what i was wondering does that include include everything? There's no fucking way one of you guys would be grooming me, man. Yeah. Julian's getting married today, Ricky.

Get his balls out. Not a fucking chance. Not a chance would you guys be grooming me, man. We've got to follow tradition, and you are like a Greek god. Get his balls out, Ricky. We're going to shave them. No, man. Or my face or nothing.

You guys would not be touching me. No, you'd have fucking little bits of toilet paper all over your face and balls going to your wedding. That would be fucked. Yes, it would. In China, they have what's called the weeping of the women.

The weeping? For an entire month before the wedding, the bride is supposed to spend one hour a day crying. After 10 days, her mother-in-law joins her for an hour of crying every day. And after another 10 days, the bride's grandmother joins in. And they all cry together for an hour a day. Why? What a fucking party.

Why would you do that? They see it almost as making music because they cry at different... I don't know. What a party. It's an odd one. That would drive me fucking nuts, man. But this is the craziest

one, I think. In Kenya... Sure I can. In Kenya, the father-in-law spits on the bride what? he spits on her head and chest what?

they think it's good luck and they spit on their newborns too they have a newborn and they spit on him bring him good luck that's fucked so do they really get one going get a good fucking loogie going? I doubt it's a loog. Or is it just like a little...

I doubt it's a loog. I don't know. If they're going to do it, maybe a bigger loog might mean fucking better things for them in the future, man. Yeah, that's true. They spit on their hands when they shake hands when they're meeting someone, too. So I've heard of that before. Oh, do you think it's a bigger lube gives you better luck? You know what?

I think so, man. I bet. I bet that's the case. That's awful. Hi, Judy. Welcome to the family. Just cover her face. That's terrible.

That would be awful, man. What a horrible tradition. It would be alright if you hated your fucking your new bride to be. Who spits on her? The father-in-law. Terrible.

I guess if he hated her, he might feel good. Why would he hate her? I guess. I don't know, man, he might feel good. Well, why would he hate her? Well, I guess. I don't know, man. It's just fucked. All right. Well, that was fun.

I got a good wine buzz on, boys. I've still got a buzz on from last night. Yeah, I got a pretty good wine buzz on. I'm feeling not bad. I've got no gummies or anything in me right now, which is... It's clear. It's clear now, boys. Julian's not fucked out of his mind.

You're lame. Nope. I didn't do one. I'm going to do one tonight, though. And you're still not smoking any dope? Fucking... No dope. Just doing edibles, man.

Wow. Playoffs are on, so at least there'll be, you know, some hockey and some shit to do. Who's playing tonight now? I think you've got Edmonton Winnipeg tonight, I think. Edmonton Winnipeg. Yeah, Boston. And then Saturday night is Toronto and the Habs.

Yes. Yeah. It's hard for me to watch Edmonton when the fucking great one's not on there. Well, there's a fucking new great one, man. He's unbelievable. Oh, I know. Oh, he is, but he's not. He's great, but he's not great.

It's not like Gretzky. I hear you. So I was going to make some food. Oh, you go ahead, Julianian i was just talking i was been trying to think of ways of getting out and doing shit because you can go take nature walks or whatever the fuck anyway this one guy i was like you know what i went up to that cliff you know the one by main street there uh right behind the petro can or the Canadian tire gas station. Yeah. You know that one?

I was like, I'm going to fucking climb that cliff. But then just, no, it's not going to work out. But I got on fucking line. There's this guy, man, this English guy. He can fucking climb cliffs without his hands. He just walks them up. What's he like a fucking mountain goat? He's like a mountain goat.

His name is Johnny Dawes, man. He's a fucking legend. Somebody's got a crush on him, it sounds like. No, I'm just saying, this motherfucker walks... He doesn't, man. He fucking just walks up and he's just like using his arms to stabilize, but he does not

fucking grab the cliff. Walks right up. Jesus, he's just like using his arms to stabilize, but he does not fucking grab the cliff. Walks right up. Jesus, he's almost... He could be an alien. He's like a fucking Jedi, man. Boy, speaking of aliens, did you see the footage of the spaceship? They caught it and it's going along the water

and then it stops and it goes, boop, down into the ocean, disappears. You're living underwater, man. Disappears into the ocean disappears no living underwater man disappears into the fucking ocean shut up it fucking true and the pentagon or whoever said it's legit holy fuck yeah i knew this years ago man well i did too but i mean it's just cool now that you know the pentagon's not denying it. It's on night vision camera. One of the U.S., like, destroyers or whatever had the camera on at night, Ricky.

Yeah. And it comes along. It's going... And then it stops, and it's hovering, and it goes... Bye-bye. Yep. Going down to my fucking underwater alien world. I got to fucking see that, man.

Dang it. That's fucked up. That happened in Shag Harbor, man, right off the coast. I know! In the 50s, that happened in Shag Harbor. So they've been doing it for years, the aliens. Probably the Tall Whites. If you listen to Charles Hall,

you know, he met the Tall Whites. You know where else they're hanging out? Antarctica, man. You can't fly down're hanging out? Antarctica, man. You can't fly down to Antarctica. They won't let you go there. That's because that's where the fucking tall whites are. It's too cold, man. Too cold, Julian. They're frail beings.

They're fucking flying saucers, man. They go fucking millions of miles, man. Yeah, but do you know how that works? It's not... The only reason they can go super fast and not get splattered from G-force is they use a force field, at least seven force fields around the ship, which disrupts the space-time continuum around the ship. So when it's going, there's no resistance.

So they can go, you know, 20 20 000 miles an hour and stop dead but it's the whole space around them doing that so there's no jolt to you that's how it works that's fucked up man oh did you ever hear of google earth yes i've heard google earth yes you fucking take a take a scan around fucking antarctica on Earth, man. There's like fucking caves and there's like landing pad pads and all kinds of shit there, man. Just go to fucking search. I love, I can't wait to meet a fucking alien. And what's this other thing? You can get a telescope and look up at the moon and sometimes you can see fucking objects flying around up there.

What? Check that out. Yeah, man. I don't know anything about moon people. I've got a pretty fucking badass telescope, believe me. Well, you should be looking. You should be having that thing pointed right at the fucking moon. After we spray paint the cocks on the fucking potholes,

we'll look at the moon. Let's do it. Let's get fucking right out of it, Ricky. And we're going to make one of these foods. I'm in. I searched up grossest foods to eat. You searched up what? Grossest foods to eat.

Sir Strawman. Yeah, that should be on the fucking list. Fucking sweet as shit. Rocky Mountain oysters or prairie oysters. We know what those are. Bull testicles. They're skinned, pounded flat, flour-coated, and deep-fried. What are they? Bull testicles.

What's it called? Prairie oysters? Yeah, or Rocky Mountain oysters. Yeah. They're flattened? Yeah. God, it hurts my nuts to stick it with you. How much would I have to pay you to put a big, oyster-y fucking ball ball right in your mouth and chew it up? How much?

A thousand bucks. You wouldn't do it for a thousand bucks. All right, 10,000 bucks. Maybe you'd rather one of these other foods. In Iceland, they have a thing called hot carl. I don't know how it's pronounced. Hot carl? Hot carl?

No, it's age 80. Ricky, do you know what a hot carl is? No, it's not that. It's Greenland shark that's been left in the ground to rot for several months. Then they cut it up and they hang it to dry for a few more months. And then they eat the shit. I've heard of that. It's fucked. I think it's called ground

shark, isn't it? Anthony Bordelaine tried it. He's like, fuck that. I'm never touching or tasting that ever again for the rest of my life. And he's eating some weird shit. Yeah. No, he said no to that. He's eating a lot of weird shit. Poor fella. Then there's this shit called Balut.

I think it is. Hold still, Julian. Just wait. B-A-L-U-T. What? Oh, is it ever getting nice and chilled? You'd like these, Julian. They have a lot of protein.

What are they? Fertilized duck eggs with partially developed embryos inside. Ah, that's fucking disgusting, man. You boil them or steam them, I guess they're healthier than a regular chicken egg. Really? They're also fucking gross, man. Or maybe I could interest you in some milt. Oh, I know what milt is.

A milf? Milt. I love milfs. Oh, I love milfs. What's a milf?? I love milfs. Oh, I love milfs. What's a milf? Big fan of milfs. What is a milf? I don't know what that is. It's a

mother, man. An older woman that has kids and they're hot. Well, a milf is fish sperm. Whoa. You can either have it fried or raw. That's fucking gross, man. Oh, a milt omelet.

Imagine having a milt omelet. Oh, Jesus. Murphy. Randy might like it. What did you say? Well, you never know. He eats everything, man. So why not?

He does. He eats the fucking... Did you ever see him eat a fucking piece of KFC? He eats the fucking bones. Who does that? He eats the fucking bones. That's a weird one. He says the marrow's good for you, man.

Which it is, I guess. I don't know. He said he bought a bucket of chicken one time and he ate just the skin. Oh, I've seen him eat just chicken skin many times. That's pretty fucking gross. I've seen him eat the skin of three buckets in one sitting in one of the big gravies. You know, the big fucking dirty gravy? He ate, so, three 24-piece 24 piece buckets what's that how many pieces of chicken 72 man 72 72 chicken skins holy fuck and a fucking large gravy in one sitting i mean it

sounds good but man that would be some fucking serious calories that's what he ate probably fucking four or five thousand calories right there, man. And then he shard it. A fucking ruined whole destroyed pair of underwear with a big shard. Here's another tasty delicacy. Warthog anus.

They pull out the anus and the last foot of intestines and they throw it in a big fucking fire and roast it for a little bit and then they eat it in a big fucking fire and roast it for a little bit and then they eat it. Doesn't that sound scrump dilly, Julian? No, man. Warthog anus, like how much to the foot of it, of the colon?

Can I interest you in some WHA? Yeah. This one's pretty gross too. Casa Marza. It's Sardinian fermented sheep's milk cheese. It's actually like rotted cheese that's infested with maggots. Ooh! Ugh!

Maggot cheese! Isn't that something? It's actually fucking gross, man. It's illegal to make it in Europe and the US. It's that fucking disgusting. It's gotta be pretty fucking disgusting if it's illegal to make it in Europe and the U.S. It's that fucking disgusting. It's got to be pretty fucking disgusting if it's illegal to make it. I can't imagine eating cheese with maggots in it. Fuck. Murphy.

Did you ever eat anything and a maggot popped out, Julian? Yeah, your mama. Jesus, Murphy. I had to do it, man. I had to say it. Yeah, your mama. Jesus. The Murphy. I had to do it, man. I had to say it. Good night, everybody. That's it.

Snap dunk. Fuck, I should have just hit the fucking outro right there. Oh, fuck. Sorry, man. Well, it's almost time to go now, isn't it? Anyway, isn't it? Yep, it almost is. Is it?

Time to go buy some spray paint. What? Time to go buy some spray paint, some cocks all over the fucking potholes. We're going to get them fixed. Let's do it, man. Okay, well. Oh, Julian, just wait.

I know what I want to show you. Just one second. Here, I'm just going to put it on Ricky. You just talk for a second, Ricky. What do you want me to talk about? Because I've talked about everything that I had rotaled down. Tell me what's going on in that sexy brain of yours. Right now, I'm thinking about what sort of cocks are we going to draw on the bottles.

Are they going to have things coming out of them? Oh, here, just wait. This is what I wanted to show you. Watch this, Julian. Watch watch this see that kitty look it's a julian cat he's doing he's doing crunches oh my god that is up was he stuck it's a julian kitty he's just like sitting like that huh he was doing crunches he crunches. He's a workout kitty. That's awesome. That's a cool cat, man.

That's a smart kitty right there, bud. Look at that. Look, we could be watching kitties on the TV. That's pretty decent. All right, yeah, that's enough. Enough cats for me, bud. I'm out of here. All right, well, say goodbye, everybody here.

Let me go here. Say goodbye, Julian. Tell the people how much you love them. Peace, everybody. Love you guys. Have fun. Stay safe. Get drunk.

Yes, thanks for tuning in, everybody. Do we have any news or anything, boys, to tell anybody? Like, do we have, oh, we told people that the lecker's going to be coming out in the u.s soon right i think so yeah we sure did buddy still on track to come out for july 4th do we think so but july 4th apparently we're gonna be going on tour yes a tour for christmas they announced that yeah we We're doing a Christmas tour. I think the dates are, you know, I think they've been announced. But if they haven't, they're going to be soon.

Fuck, it's going to be nice to travel and see people again. Yeah. Did we tell people about the little deal you've been working on for the potato chips? My potato chips? I'm working on it, man. I am fucking working on it. It's going to happen. I thought they were going to be out now, but they're not.

It sounds like it's looking good, right? When do we get free fucking chips? It's looking great. I'm working on it, man. Holy fuck. You know how hard it is to get a fucking deal going? I want some free. When we make the deal, I want free.

Then I don't got to make them in the pot myself. If I could just get a box. Bob's. Bob's. What? I'm working on a free box of chips for you, okay? Not a free box. I'm working on it.

Free, unlimited boxes. Whenever I want a box, I just say, hit me with a box. If anything, you'll get them at cost. Plus 10%. No, I don't want them at cost I want them ok so that's good alright alright well

just wait now ok say bye everybody am I saying bye oh yeah Ricky didn't get to there Ricky you say your bye-byes. Bye everyone. Thanks for fucking tuning in and guess what? I actually got my first fucking jab in the arm.

So hopefully... Good job, man. You did? I did. And I don't think there's any microchip in there. A magnet didn't stick to my arm. I think it's okay. A magnet didn't stick to my arm. That's so fucking stupid, man. They didn't. Who's believing magnets are sticking in? I know, man.

I got her done, too. Did you know in the comments, Julie, did you see all the people telling you not to get it because you're going to be fucking this and that? What do you say to those people?

I didn't read that at all but i thought it was fucked but you know what i thought the needle was gonna hurt a bit i didn't even feel the fucking thing i didn't feel either the next day my arm was pretty fucking sore maybe they didn't even give it to me they just pretended and then they're like okay you're all clear fully vaccinated your muscles are indefendant indestructible you know what i wasn't sure about it but if it's the only way I'm going to be able to fucking travel, then it's got to be done. Go on tour.

Yeah, let's do it. We had to do it. Control and this shit. Got to make some money, boys. Do it for the money. There's no way we'd be able to go on tour if we didn't have it, right? That's right, bud. Okay, well, there's our little get vaccinated psa for this week

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